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0:00:01 > 0:00:05- The Salon is open once again - all across the country.
0:00:05 > 0:00:08- They're interested - in more than just hair.
0:00:09 > 0:00:12- He reminds me of a baby - who has lost his dummy.
0:00:13 > 0:00:14- I'm overweight.
0:00:14 > 0:00:16- No, I'm serious.
0:00:16 > 0:00:17- I'm not violent.
0:00:17 > 0:00:20- If I got a chance to punch him - in the face, I would.
0:00:21 > 0:00:24- Dear me, what are these black - gloves? You look like Darth Vader.
0:00:25 > 0:00:29- This week, we've got a few new - characters behind the mirror.
0:00:30 > 0:00:33- Kirsty from Kent - who has made Caernarfon her home.
0:00:34 > 0:00:38- I moved here six years ago. - I love Wales.
0:00:38 > 0:00:41- Sadly, for those of you who don't - believe I'm from Kent, this is me.
0:00:42 > 0:00:43- Get out of my pub!
0:00:44 > 0:00:47- Salon Blodeuwedd - is where Sonia works.
0:00:47 > 0:00:50- Sonia's got some colourful stories.
0:00:51 > 0:00:55- I worked for Peter Stringfellow - in Covent Garden as a dancer.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58- My lips are sealed.
0:00:58 > 0:01:02- There are plenty of colourful - characters at C & J Bangor too.
0:01:03 > 0:01:04- And prostitutes.
0:01:04 > 0:01:05- And prostitutes.- - Absolutely.
0:01:06 > 0:01:07- Prostitutes, Donna.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09- Prostitutes, Donna.- - Oh dear me, what will I do?
0:01:11 > 0:01:16- Mary is still busy - at Llinos' Salon in Cardigan.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21- Are you on viagra, Keith?
0:01:21 > 0:01:24- I've not been told - that I need it so far!
0:01:24 > 0:01:26- Welcome once again to Y Salon.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33- It's Monday morning in Caernarfon.
0:01:33 > 0:01:37- Over the weekend, the NHS' - health has had people worried.
0:01:37 > 0:01:41- From the waiting lists to the - state of the emergency services.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43- Everyone has a story.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46- It's nuts how long you wait - in an ambulance.
0:01:46 > 0:01:49- I had a fit and my mum - called an ambulance.
0:01:49 > 0:01:53- They asked my mum "Is he having - a full-blown epileptic fit?"
0:01:54 > 0:01:58- My mother said "Yes, obviously, - he suffers from them."
0:01:58 > 0:02:01- They said "we haven't got - an ambulance for him."
0:02:02 > 0:02:04- We're very lucky to have an NHS.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08- Last year, people - were talking about privatising it.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11- Around Caernarfon and Bangor, - people couldn't afford that.
0:02:11 > 0:02:15- Now that the weather's bad, - it's colder.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18- Older people go in. - Everyone has this flu.
0:02:18 > 0:02:23- Everyone has sickness and diarrhoea. - There are loads of bugs around.
0:02:23 > 0:02:27- Old people go into hospital - and take up the beds.
0:02:27 > 0:02:31- We can't blame all these problems - on old people.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34- Yes, people are living a lot longer.
0:02:34 > 0:02:40- Think how much money the NHS wastes - on a day-to-day basis.
0:02:41 > 0:02:46- What I've noticed is too many people - go out looking for trouble.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48- They end up in hospital.
0:02:48 > 0:02:53- Old people go out for a walk. What's - the point of them going for a walk?
0:02:55 > 0:02:56- They're asking for trouble.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59- Are you supposed to sit at home - and not go out?
0:03:00 > 0:03:02- No, but if you know you're - a liability, don't go.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07- They're all getting older - and living longer.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09- We need more nurses and doctors.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11- All that paper work - is killing everything.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14- They've closed - all the small hospitals.
0:03:14 > 0:03:17- Places like Bryn Beryl, - Eryri and Bryn Seiont...
0:03:17 > 0:03:19- ..where you could go for respite.
0:03:21 > 0:03:26- Chris is a cage fighter. - He's used to trips to the hospital.
0:03:26 > 0:03:27- I'm fine, thanks.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30- Sometimes we get the odd injury.
0:03:30 > 0:03:35- Because of the waiting times at - Ysbyty Gwynedd, I'll put it off.
0:03:36 > 0:03:40- One of my toes is facing the wrong - way after kicking someone.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42- Yes, I didn't go - and it's set like that.
0:03:43 > 0:03:44- No!
0:03:44 > 0:03:46- Nice when you're wearing flip flops!
0:03:47 > 0:03:51- There are waiting lists - and queues in the corridors.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53- A and E is hectic on weekends.
0:03:53 > 0:03:53- But it's there.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55- But it's there.- - Yes, it's there for you.
0:03:55 > 0:03:59- If you're in there because - of drunkenness, you should pay.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02- I agree with you on that.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05- For that night in A and E.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07- If they had to pay for it...
0:04:07 > 0:04:09- ..they won't be in there - after drinking.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13- People like me should have to pay - more in to the service anyway.
0:04:14 > 0:04:14- Why people like you?
0:04:14 > 0:04:15- Why people like you?- - I'm overweight.
0:04:16 > 0:04:20- No, I'm serious. I'll cause - more strain for the system.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23- At some point, - I'm going to suffer diabetes.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25- I'll have a heart condition.
0:04:25 > 0:04:26- It's natural.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30- If you're a fatty boom boom, - you'll cost the state more money.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34- You're not fat! Can I ask, - what kind of haircut am I getting?
0:04:34 > 0:04:37- You're getting what I give you. - Whatever you get!
0:04:39 > 0:04:42- When I did my leg in, - I was pushing a caravan.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44- You and your holidays again.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47- I felt this incredible pain - in my leg.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50- I told Michael "I've had - an electric shock in my leg."
0:04:50 > 0:04:54- He said "Don't be ridiculous, - there's no electricity here."
0:04:54 > 0:04:56- "Something's happened to it!"
0:04:56 > 0:04:58- I ended up in...
0:04:58 > 0:04:59- I ended up in...- - Did you go to casualty?
0:04:59 > 0:05:01- Not that day but the day after.
0:05:03 > 0:05:08- I kept telling him to buy - a motor mover for the caravan.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11- "No, no. I can reverse it, - I can do this, I can do that."
0:05:12 > 0:05:14- After I break my leg what did he do?
0:05:14 > 0:05:15- After I break my leg what did he do?- - He bought a motor thing.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18- He went straight out - and bought a motor mover.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20- I could have hit him!
0:05:22 > 0:05:24- With many people - planning their holidays...
0:05:25 > 0:05:27- ..security has been - at the back of their minds.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31- Are you going on holiday - this summer?
0:05:31 > 0:05:34- I've got no plans at present.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36- A lot of people are too - frightened to go...
0:05:37 > 0:05:39- ..after everything that's happened.
0:05:39 > 0:05:40- It's crazy.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43- You don't want - to live your life like that.
0:05:44 > 0:05:48- You don't want to think you can't go - anywhere but you worry everywhere.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51- I wouldn't ever go back to Tunisia. - Would you?
0:05:52 > 0:05:54- No, definitely not.
0:05:55 > 0:05:59- When I go on my holidays, my mother - asks why we don't stay here.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01- She asks me if I'm scared.
0:06:02 > 0:06:07- It is at the back of your mind, - all the time, "what if?"
0:06:07 > 0:06:08- If it goes berserk, you go.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10- If it goes berserk, you go.- - Very true.
0:06:10 > 0:06:14- Your mum lives out in America - do you fly back and forth?
0:06:15 > 0:06:17- I really don't like it. - I get very nervous.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19- What do you worry about the most?
0:06:19 > 0:06:25- There are loads of terrorists - in America.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28- I was flying through America - last year.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33- I got caught up in one of those - shootings in America.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36- Since then, I don't really want - to go anywhere.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38- What happened in the shooting?
0:06:40 > 0:06:41- It was at JFK in New York.
0:06:41 > 0:06:45- It was horrible. We had to run - onto the tarmac outside.
0:06:46 > 0:06:51- It shouldn't stop you from going - but we're not safe anywhere.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53- I'm going to India.
0:06:54 > 0:06:55- Oh, my God, are you?
0:06:55 > 0:06:56- Yes.
0:06:56 > 0:06:57- I'm going to see the Taj Mahal.
0:06:57 > 0:06:58- I'm going to see the Taj Mahal.- - Are you?
0:06:59 > 0:07:01- Do you feel it's safe to go?
0:07:01 > 0:07:04- With all the things - happening in the world.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07- Listen now, I've been married - 30 years. Is it our pearl wedding?
0:07:07 > 0:07:11- No, it's not a pearl wedding, - it's a medal wedding!
0:07:13 > 0:07:14- Yes, a medal!
0:07:16 > 0:07:20- Dear me. The NHS in a mess, - the world is a dangerous place...
0:07:20 > 0:07:24- ..it's no wonder - it was Blue Monday this week.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28- Here's a character - who usually turns the air blue.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31- The Drag Queen from Anglesey, - Maggi Noggi.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34- I always say, - no matter what the crisis is...
0:07:34 > 0:07:38- ..have a cup of tea, a gin - and throw some glitter on it...
0:07:38 > 0:07:39- ..and everything will be fine.
0:07:39 > 0:07:40- ..and everything will be fine.- - Absolutely.
0:07:41 > 0:07:42- Are you depressed? It's Blue Monday.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44- Are you depressed? It's Blue Monday.- - No, I'm not depressed.
0:07:44 > 0:07:47- I understand how people - can be depressed.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49- It's a struggle. - It's that time of the year.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52- We've spent too much over Christmas.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54- Kids want more and more now.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58- How have you been feeling - on this Blue Monday?
0:07:59 > 0:08:00- Are you feeling depressed?
0:08:00 > 0:08:02- Are you feeling depressed?- - No, I'm fine.
0:08:02 > 0:08:05- I didn't buy anyone - a thing for Christmas!
0:08:05 > 0:08:08- I didn't spend much this Christmas.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12- It was ideal, I didn't have - a girlfriend at Christmas.
0:08:13 > 0:08:14- So no Blue Monday for you.
0:08:14 > 0:08:15- So no Blue Monday for you.- - Yes!
0:08:17 > 0:08:20- But Matthew's luck with the ladies - is about to change.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22- Here's Kirsty's mum.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24- Alright, Sharon?
0:08:25 > 0:08:26- Good morning!
0:08:27 > 0:08:29- Sharon's talking - a bit of Welsh there.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31- Trying to get in with it all.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34- Sharon, I've told Kirsty - you're on the waiting list.
0:08:35 > 0:08:35- I'm what?
0:08:35 > 0:08:36- I'm what?- - You're on the waiting list.
0:08:37 > 0:08:37- Waiting list for what?
0:08:37 > 0:08:38- Waiting list for what?- - For me!
0:08:38 > 0:08:40- You cheeky girl!
0:08:40 > 0:08:43- If ever you're single, - you're in there with a chance.
0:08:43 > 0:08:44- I'm in there anyway.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46- I'm in there anyway.- - That's true, Sharon. That's true.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48- You cheeky girl!
0:08:48 > 0:08:50- Get out of my pub!
0:08:53 > 0:08:55- From the cheeky boy - to the cheeky girl.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59- Kim Kardashian can't possibly - be short of cash.
0:09:00 > 0:09:05- It'll cost you 445 - to get a selfie with her.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07- Only that much?
0:09:07 > 0:09:10- I suppose I have to go - to America to do it too.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12- Unless you see her - in this country.
0:09:13 > 0:09:17- Dear me. - She must think a lot of herself.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19- That woman is something else.
0:09:19 > 0:09:23- I'm sorry, but doesn't she have - enough money in the first place?
0:09:24 > 0:09:25- What is she doing?
0:09:26 > 0:09:27- Do you think people will pay that?
0:09:28 > 0:09:30- I know someone - who's had a selfie with her.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32- That was in Dubai recently.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34- She must have paid for it.
0:09:35 > 0:09:35- I've got a selfie.
0:09:35 > 0:09:36- I've got a selfie.- - With who?
0:09:37 > 0:09:38- Kim Kardashian.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40- Don't be silly. You don't.
0:09:40 > 0:09:41- Don't be silly. You don't.- - Yes, I do.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44- You have a selfie - with Kim Kardashian.
0:09:44 > 0:09:44- Yes, I got it in London.
0:09:44 > 0:09:45- Yes, I got it in London.- - Did you see her in London?
0:09:46 > 0:09:47- At Madame Tussauds!
0:09:47 > 0:09:50- How much jewellery did they steal - from her in Paris?
0:09:50 > 0:09:51- Who?
0:09:52 > 0:09:54- Kim Kardashian got robbed - at her hotel.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56- She's making the money back - with selfies.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59- Her brains are in her rear end.
0:09:59 > 0:10:00- Her brains are in her rear end.- - Yes.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03- George Michael is one - I'd like to have.
0:10:04 > 0:10:05- He's dead.
0:10:05 > 0:10:08- I know but he's the one I'd still - like to get a selfie with.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10- Were you a fan of George Michael?
0:10:10 > 0:10:13- Were you a fan of George Michael?- - Jennifer Lawrence. I'd pay 30.
0:10:13 > 0:10:14- 30!
0:10:14 > 0:10:16- 30!- - 30 is a lot of money for me!
0:10:17 > 0:10:19- That's two shifts in the chippy.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22- What about Biggins.
0:10:22 > 0:10:23- What about Biggins.- - Who?
0:10:23 > 0:10:24- Biggins!
0:10:24 > 0:10:27- Christopher Biggins? Don't be silly.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29- He'd need to pay you 400 - for a selfie!
0:10:29 > 0:10:30- True, true.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37- Aren't these apps good?
0:10:37 > 0:10:38- Absolutely.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40- Absolutely.- - I'm a big fan of the social media.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42- Are you?
0:10:42 > 0:10:43- I'm all over them!
0:10:43 > 0:10:44- I'm all over them!- - Are you?
0:10:45 > 0:10:47- I'm like a social media whore.
0:10:47 > 0:10:47- No, you're not.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49- No, you're not.- - Oh, but I am.
0:10:49 > 0:10:52- I'm not really sure what this - tweeting business is.
0:10:52 > 0:10:56- You follow people - and it's similar to Facebook.
0:10:56 > 0:10:57- Like a stalker.
0:10:57 > 0:10:58- A bit like a stalker.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00- A bit like a stalker.- - Not in to that.
0:11:00 > 0:11:03- If you go to a restaurant - these days...
0:11:03 > 0:11:06- ..families are all on their phones.
0:11:07 > 0:11:11- It takes 20-25 minutes longer - for people to sit, order and eat.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13- That's because everyone's - on their phone.
0:11:14 > 0:11:18- If you sit in the house at night, - nobody talks anymore.
0:11:18 > 0:11:22- I'm guilty. We all are. I raise - my head and we're all on phones.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25- I'm on Facebook, Twitter, Snapchat.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28- I love snapchat.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30- I'm on Instagram.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32- I'm on these dating things too.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34- You've got a husband! - You're not on those!
0:11:35 > 0:11:38- Nobody has confidence - to speak to people.
0:11:38 > 0:11:41- Everyone just swipes now. - Have you swiped on Tinder, Sian?
0:11:43 > 0:11:44- Have you heard of Tinder?
0:11:44 > 0:11:46- You're not a Tinder girl?
0:11:46 > 0:11:48- # She's all over Tinder #
0:11:49 > 0:11:52- If they are a little conservative, - I never have been.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54- I'm on Christian Mingle too.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56- You are not!
0:11:57 > 0:11:59- A little chapel girl!
0:12:01 > 0:12:03- We've got plenty to come - after the break.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06- "I'm gonna build a wall, - a great big wall!"
0:12:07 > 0:12:08- I wanted to leave.
0:12:08 > 0:12:09- I wanted to leave.- - Were you?
0:12:10 > 0:12:11- Why?
0:12:11 > 0:12:14- I'm not going to cry - but you can't do my hair any more.
0:12:16 > 0:12:20- Make yourself a cuppa - or something a little stronger.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23- You haven't finished that!
0:12:23 > 0:12:24- Where's that Steph?
0:12:25 > 0:12:26- I don't know where she's gone.
0:12:27 > 0:12:28- Steph, Maggi's dry love.
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0:12:37 > 0:12:41- They will see that we shaped them - a brighter future.
0:12:41 > 0:12:45- They will know that we built them - a better Britain.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48- Following her Brexit speech - this week...
0:12:49 > 0:12:52- ..Theresa May's name - was on everyone's lips at the salon.
0:12:53 > 0:12:55- What's the name - of that woman who's in charge?
0:12:55 > 0:12:57- Theresa May.
0:12:58 > 0:13:01- Have you seen the state of her?
0:13:01 > 0:13:02- She's already aged so much.
0:13:03 > 0:13:04- Who on earth dressed her, Carys?
0:13:05 > 0:13:08- What is your opinion on Brexit?
0:13:08 > 0:13:10- Oh, my gosh, - don't start me on Brexit!
0:13:10 > 0:13:15- I watched Theresa May this morning. - Couldn't understand a word she said.
0:13:15 > 0:13:16- Really?
0:13:16 > 0:13:17- Really?- - Not a word.
0:13:18 > 0:13:21- I know the feeling, Joyce, - I'm just the same.
0:13:21 > 0:13:25- Brexit, well, I hope it changes - things and I hope it's great.
0:13:25 > 0:13:28- But it won't be.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30- I wanted to leave.
0:13:31 > 0:13:31- Really?
0:13:31 > 0:13:32- Really?- - Yes.
0:13:32 > 0:13:33- Why?
0:13:34 > 0:13:37- I won't cry but you're not - doing my hair anymore!
0:13:37 > 0:13:39- I'm not spending money here again!
0:13:41 > 0:13:43- It's a change.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45- Did you vote?
0:13:45 > 0:13:48- Yes, I voted Remain.
0:13:48 > 0:13:49- Yes, I voted Remain.- - So did I.
0:13:51 > 0:13:54- Farmers, like you, - get so many grants from them.
0:13:55 > 0:13:56- Yes, a lot of money.
0:13:56 > 0:14:02- This lipstick and hairstyle costs - money, Carys, as you well know.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04- I need money.
0:14:04 > 0:14:05- I need money.- - Of course.
0:14:05 > 0:14:08- That won't happen just by - selling milk in Caernarfon.
0:14:09 > 0:14:12- They have to work - to make sure it works properly.
0:14:12 > 0:14:16- I agree and a year ago, I would - have said to remain in the EU...
0:14:17 > 0:14:22- ..but as June approached and I - watched the TV, I changed my mind.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25- I hope that Carwyn Jones...
0:14:26 > 0:14:31- ..will have a say in what - is going to eventually happen.
0:14:32 > 0:14:33- He's bound to.
0:14:34 > 0:14:35- Who's Carwyn?
0:14:36 > 0:14:39- Carwyn Jones, - the First Minister of Wales.
0:14:39 > 0:14:42- They're always falling out - with each other in London.
0:14:43 > 0:14:47- If they just worked together and got - on with it, we'd be better off.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49- But there we are.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51- I was in Brussels - the day after Brexit.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53- The day David Cameron was there...
0:14:54 > 0:14:56- ..and when Nigel Farage - made his stupid speech.
0:14:57 > 0:14:58- I'm not a violent person...
0:14:59 > 0:15:03- ..but if I had the chance to punch - him in the face, I definitely would.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07- That blinkin' Farage, well!
0:15:07 > 0:15:09- Who's his best mate these days?
0:15:09 > 0:15:10- Who's his best mate these days?- - Donald Trump.
0:15:10 > 0:15:16- Oh, dear, me, it's going to be - quite a week in America this week.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20- His inauguration is on Friday.
0:15:20 > 0:15:21- It's terrible.
0:15:21 > 0:15:23- I will be watching though.
0:15:23 > 0:15:24- I will be watching though.- - Of course.
0:15:24 > 0:15:26- With a buffet!
0:15:26 > 0:15:28- Will you really have a buffet?
0:15:28 > 0:15:29- Yes!
0:15:29 > 0:15:31- A couple of drinks too.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33- Yes, cheers Donald!
0:15:34 > 0:15:35- Cheers Donald!
0:15:36 > 0:15:38- There is no turning back now.
0:15:38 > 0:15:41- Donald J Trump - is the President of the USA.
0:15:41 > 0:15:42- That man is class.
0:15:43 > 0:15:46- I love him, you can't not like him.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49- "I'm gonna build a wall, - a great big wall".
0:15:49 > 0:15:51- He's going to build a wall.
0:15:51 > 0:15:52- He's going to build a wall.- - A wall?
0:15:52 > 0:15:56- To keep the Mexicans out. He's - getting rid of them from America.
0:15:57 > 0:15:58- He's going to build a wall.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01- He sounds a bit like Hitler.
0:16:01 > 0:16:02- He sounds a bit like Hitler.- - Yes, he does a bit.
0:16:02 > 0:16:05- With that Berlin Wall.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08- What's his name, Cocabana?
0:16:08 > 0:16:09- Obama.
0:16:10 > 0:16:16- He moves out and they only have - six hours before Trump moves in.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20- It took me a week - to move out of my house!
0:16:22 > 0:16:24- And the rest!
0:16:24 > 0:16:26- They say his wife won't move in.
0:16:27 > 0:16:28- He's like Marmite.
0:16:29 > 0:16:32- People either really, - really love him...
0:16:32 > 0:16:38- ..can't praise him enough and think - he's the new Jesus Christ...
0:16:38 > 0:16:41- ..or they think he's the Antichrist.
0:16:42 > 0:16:43- I really love him.
0:16:43 > 0:16:47- I think you can only gain by him - having some influence.
0:16:48 > 0:16:51- And his hair, - he's got smart hair too.
0:16:51 > 0:16:54- What about these scandals?
0:16:54 > 0:16:57- With that Russian bloke.
0:16:57 > 0:16:58- With that Russian bloke.- - Putin.
0:16:58 > 0:17:01- And the prostitutes!
0:17:01 > 0:17:02- Exactly.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05- Prostitutes, Donna!
0:17:05 > 0:17:08- You're lucky there aren't - many of them in Anglesey.
0:17:09 > 0:17:13- You'd be surprised what happens - in Llanrhyddlad and Llanfechell!
0:17:14 > 0:17:17- I like the fact that Trump - says what he's thinking...
0:17:17 > 0:17:21- ..and what we are thinking, - but we're too afraid to say it.
0:17:21 > 0:17:22- Politically correct.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25- Imagine waking up - with him next to you.
0:17:25 > 0:17:28- You'd want plenty of money for that!
0:17:32 > 0:17:34- Goodness me!
0:17:34 > 0:17:38- Someone pulled a gun and they - had to take Trump out of there.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41- He was bending down.
0:17:41 > 0:17:46- One of his security guards told him - "Donald, duck"!
0:17:48 > 0:17:53- Local issues just can't be avoided - at the Steil salon in Llandeilo.
0:17:53 > 0:17:57- I've been saying for years that - a bypass would be a good idea.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00- We could have a cafe culture.
0:18:00 > 0:18:01- What's that?
0:18:01 > 0:18:05- A cafe culture where people - can enjoy themselves and relax.
0:18:05 > 0:18:10- Everyone knows about these roads - and how narrow the pavement can be.
0:18:10 > 0:18:13- The lorries would stop - coming through the town.
0:18:13 > 0:18:17- It won't be pedestrianized - but it would be nicer and safer.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19- At one time...
0:18:19 > 0:18:24- ..Llandeilo was said to be one of - the most polluted towns in the UK.
0:18:25 > 0:18:31- Getting rid of the lorries would cut - down on traffic and make the town...
0:18:31 > 0:18:33- ..a nicer place to walk around in.
0:18:33 > 0:18:36- Until it happens, - we just don't know.
0:18:36 > 0:18:37- Time will tell.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43- Have you heard that Greggs - are going to start delivering?
0:18:43 > 0:18:44- No.
0:18:45 > 0:18:50- Apparently, they will deliver - if you spend over 20 or 25.
0:18:50 > 0:18:53- That's just nuts!
0:18:54 > 0:18:58- You have to spend that much - for a delivery? It's a bit steep.
0:18:58 > 0:19:00- It's nuts that Greggs - make deliveries.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03- The Chinese doesn't do deliveries - around here.
0:19:04 > 0:19:09- You've got to put in your order - before 5.00pm on the previous day...
0:19:09 > 0:19:11- ..if you want to get a delivery.
0:19:11 > 0:19:15- How do you know you fancy - a sausage roll on the next day?
0:19:15 > 0:19:18- A sausage roll is something - you just fancy there and then.
0:19:19 > 0:19:21- Will there be a minimum spend of 2?
0:19:22 > 0:19:25- You can't phone Greggs to ask for - a sausage roll and jam doughnut.
0:19:26 > 0:19:27- They only have fresh stuff.
0:19:28 > 0:19:32- Apparently, you have to spend 20 - for a home delivery.
0:19:32 > 0:19:35- That will be good - for people's health.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37- Do you like your savouries?
0:19:37 > 0:19:39- Just look at me - obviously!
0:19:40 > 0:19:43- I'm a sucker for a Cornish pasty - with brown sauce.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45- Thinking about it, so am I.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48- That's my hangover food - when I've been naughty.
0:19:48 > 0:19:52- I don't know how many times I've - been at home with a hangover...
0:19:52 > 0:19:54- ..and just fancied a McDonald's.
0:19:54 > 0:19:58- A McDonald's milkshake - always sorts me out.
0:19:58 > 0:20:04- What sorted out my hangovers - was a kebab and a can of Coke.
0:20:04 > 0:20:07- I've already got a problem - with Coke.
0:20:09 > 0:20:11- I have that every day anyway!
0:20:11 > 0:20:14- I've never known anyone - who likes Coke as much as you.
0:20:15 > 0:20:19- If you got away with what you liked, - Donna, how many would you have?
0:20:19 > 0:20:21- I average about five or six.
0:20:21 > 0:20:23- Never!
0:20:23 > 0:20:25- Serious? Oh, my God!
0:20:26 > 0:20:28- You're a Coke addict!
0:20:29 > 0:20:32- They're a bunch of old softies - up in Caernarfon.
0:20:33 > 0:20:35- With St Dwynwen's Day next week...
0:20:35 > 0:20:39- ..cage fighter Chris knows - how to please his wife, Gemma.
0:20:39 > 0:20:42- My romance to Gemma - is that she likes a clean house.
0:20:42 > 0:20:43- What?
0:20:44 > 0:20:48- A clean house. That's the most - romantic thing I can do for Gemma.
0:20:49 > 0:20:53- I've arrived home and he's there - with a cuppa and the house is clean.
0:20:53 > 0:20:55- You appreciate that - more than anything!
0:20:56 > 0:21:00- It goes a long way - when a man picks up a Hoover.
0:21:01 > 0:21:05- Until you open a cupboard and - see where he's stuffed everything.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08- What has she done that was romantic?
0:21:09 > 0:21:12- Being the mother of my daughters.
0:21:12 > 0:21:13- Cute.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15- You're just an old softie.
0:21:16 > 0:21:18- When is it happening? Next week?
0:21:18 > 0:21:19- When is it happening? Next week?- - On the 25th.
0:21:20 > 0:21:21- So you're busy?
0:21:21 > 0:21:23- So you're busy?- - You wouldn't believe it.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25- You just wouldn't believe it.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27- A lot of parties going on.
0:21:28 > 0:21:31- Mind you, I've had to lie - through my teeth.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33- Not to your mother again!
0:21:34 > 0:21:36- What have you told her that you do?
0:21:36 > 0:21:39- She thinks I'm selling Tupperware!
0:21:40 > 0:21:43- Well, you are selling plastic!
0:21:43 > 0:21:45- A lot of plastic! - Oh, Carys, stop it!
0:21:45 > 0:21:49- I used to go out on St Dwynwen's - Day with my partner.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52- Huw and I, because we are two men...
0:21:52 > 0:21:57- ..everyone would stare at us - as if we had two heads!
0:21:58 > 0:22:02- We were the only couple in - the restaurant who were two men.
0:22:02 > 0:22:05- Everyone would stare - and I'd just say "Hello"!
0:22:05 > 0:22:10- We don't want you to misbehave - on St Dwynwen's Day next week.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12- I've forgotten what to do, Carys!
0:22:16 > 0:22:18- Do you think I'd remember?
0:22:19 > 0:22:22- I don't think you've ever forgotten, - Joyce!
0:22:22 > 0:22:23- What can you do.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27- Are you on Viagra, Keith?
0:22:28 > 0:22:31- She hasn't said - that I've needed it just yet.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34- Maggie hasn't said it yet!
0:22:35 > 0:22:37- What exactly do you sell?
0:22:37 > 0:22:41- Stuff from that woman, - you know, Ann Summers.
0:22:41 > 0:22:42- Oh, her stuff!
0:22:43 > 0:22:45- It's taken off in Wales.
0:22:47 > 0:22:48- Delivered to your door.
0:22:48 > 0:22:49- Delivered to your door.- - No, I do parties.
0:22:49 > 0:22:50- Oh, parties.
0:22:50 > 0:22:52- Oh, parties.- - I model them, Donna.
0:22:52 > 0:22:55- What are your bestsellers - at the parties?
0:22:55 > 0:22:57- Lingerie.
0:22:57 > 0:22:58- That's what sells.
0:22:59 > 0:23:00- Good old lingerie.
0:23:01 > 0:23:04- Some of the women who buy it, - well, they just shouldn't.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06- Dear me!
0:23:07 > 0:23:11- Have you ever seen love beads? - They are very popular as well.
0:23:11 > 0:23:12- What are they?
0:23:12 > 0:23:14- I'm not sure what you do with them.
0:23:14 > 0:23:16- Do you wear them around your neck?
0:23:16 > 0:23:17- Do you wear them around your neck?- - Yes, like a pearl necklace.
0:23:17 > 0:23:20- Really? Have you heard of them, - Carla?
0:23:20 > 0:23:21- Love beads.
0:23:21 > 0:23:22- Love beads.- - No.
0:23:23 > 0:23:23- Right then.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25- Right then.- - Are you off, love?
0:23:26 > 0:23:28- I'm Gough and I'm off. - See you later.
0:23:28 > 0:23:30- All right, love, get out of my pub.
0:23:32 > 0:23:32- He's not all there, is he?
0:23:32 > 0:23:33- He's not all there, is he?- - No.
0:23:34 > 0:23:35- Bless him.
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