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0:00:01 > 0:00:04- Y Salon has opened its doors - once again.

0:00:05 > 0:00:07- While the scissors are out...

0:00:07 > 0:00:10- ..the views on the week's news - can be cutting!

0:00:11 > 0:00:14- Without Europe, parts of Wales - would be Third World.

0:00:14 > 0:00:17- Can you keep still, please?

0:00:17 > 0:00:20- Watch my ears - or it will be a disaster!

0:00:20 > 0:00:22- Hello, Mary.

0:00:22 > 0:00:24- Mary, how are you this week?

0:00:25 > 0:00:27- Stop looking at my boobs!

0:00:27 > 0:00:29- Too much information!

0:00:32 > 0:00:36- You can't change the past but you - can influence what's going on.

0:00:37 > 0:00:39- Some good discussions today, Colin.

0:00:40 > 0:00:42- Welcome to Y Salon.

0:00:47 > 0:00:50- Wednesday was a day for lovers, - St Dwynwen's Day.

0:00:52 > 0:00:56- There was plenty of love and romance - across the salons.

0:00:57 > 0:01:01- As men, we certainly know - how to spoil the women.

0:01:02 > 0:01:03- Do you know what she gets?

0:01:03 > 0:01:04- Do you know what she gets?- - Go on.

0:01:04 > 0:01:07- I get up first and prepare - a light breakfast in bed.

0:01:08 > 0:01:10- She likes peppermint tea.

0:01:10 > 0:01:12- Is Huw romantic?

0:01:12 > 0:01:13- Is Huw romantic?- - Yes, he is.

0:01:13 > 0:01:16- I've already had some flowers.

0:01:16 > 0:01:22- She gets up at 9.30am and we go - for a jog. Why are you laughing?

0:01:22 > 0:01:24- It's St Dwynwen's Day - every day at ours!

0:01:25 > 0:01:26- Oh, really?

0:01:26 > 0:01:28- Then we have lunch in Beaumaris.

0:01:29 > 0:01:30- Go for a walk to Llanddwyn.

0:01:31 > 0:01:34- Jason, we haven't finished yet!

0:01:34 > 0:01:36- What have you got for Huw?

0:01:36 > 0:01:38- What have you got for Huw?- - Nothing!

0:01:39 > 0:01:41- We'll have food in Beaumaris.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43- She has a salmon sandwich - and I have prawns.

0:01:44 > 0:01:46- Did you celebrate St Dwynwen's Day?

0:01:46 > 0:01:50- I used to send a card - and receive one or two.

0:01:50 > 0:01:56- As the years have gone by, - my hair has turned white.

0:01:57 > 0:01:58- As they say...

0:01:58 > 0:02:02- .."When there's snow in the - mountain, it's cold in the valley"!

0:02:02 > 0:02:06- We then visit Llanddwyn - or Llantysilio. It's lovely.

0:02:06 > 0:02:08- Good morning. How are you?

0:02:08 > 0:02:10- Good morning. How are you?- - Hello, gorgeous.

0:02:10 > 0:02:16- On St Dwynwen's Day, it's romantic - to get your hair cut together...

0:02:16 > 0:02:20- ..like husband and wife - Olwen and Allan, in Bala.

0:02:21 > 0:02:22- It's gone a bit wild.

0:02:22 > 0:02:26- What did he get for you - on St Dwynwen's Day?

0:02:26 > 0:02:31- He got me some lovely - yellow flowers, yellow roses.

0:02:32 > 0:02:34- Roses? That's nice!

0:02:34 > 0:02:37- Do you get her roses every year?

0:02:37 > 0:02:40- Yes, if there are some - in the cemetery!

0:02:41 > 0:02:45- I'll just watch Bridget Jones - with some chocolates!

0:02:47 > 0:02:49- Chocolates and wine on your own - is ideal.

0:02:49 > 0:02:52- My cards - must still be stuck in the post.

0:02:52 > 0:02:57- Actually, I have never been given - a card, flowers or anything...

0:02:57 > 0:03:00- ..on Valentine's Day - or St Dwynwen's Day.

0:03:00 > 0:03:01- Never in my life.

0:03:01 > 0:03:05- I've been waiting for a card - for over 20 years!

0:03:06 > 0:03:07- Have you ever sent one?

0:03:07 > 0:03:08- Have you ever sent one?- - No, never.

0:03:08 > 0:03:10- You should send one.

0:03:10 > 0:03:14- If I get one, - then I'll send one back.

0:03:15 > 0:03:18- I don't give, I just receive!

0:03:18 > 0:03:20- Nonsense, pure nonsense.

0:03:21 > 0:03:24- Mother's Day, Sister's Day, - Brother's Day.

0:03:24 > 0:03:26- There isn't a Daughter's Day.

0:03:28 > 0:03:33- Between hairdressing and her - husband Pete's funeral business...

0:03:33 > 0:03:37- ..Llinos' salon in Cardigan - is a busy place.

0:03:37 > 0:03:41- The morning after St Dwynwen's Day, - Llinos wasn't cutting his hair.

0:03:41 > 0:03:45- Had there been problems - during their romantic evening?

0:03:45 > 0:03:50- We were preparing to go out - to The Cliff or the Emlyn Arms.

0:03:50 > 0:03:53- Then I had a call out - and we couldn't go.

0:03:53 > 0:03:55- Llinos is sulking!

0:03:56 > 0:04:00- I brought her back sausage and chips - so St Dwynwen's Day was fine.

0:04:02 > 0:04:06- A phone call, literally three - minutes before we were leaving.

0:04:06 > 0:04:08- He had a call out.

0:04:08 > 0:04:09- He had a call out.- - Oh, no.

0:04:09 > 0:04:12- We weren't going anywhere.

0:04:12 > 0:04:14- But he's never out of work.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16- But he's never out of work.- - No, he's not.

0:04:18 > 0:04:23- Is the missus any good - at helping you with the funerals?

0:04:24 > 0:04:28- She helps if required - or if there's a big funeral.

0:04:28 > 0:04:31- I do everything behind the scenes.

0:04:32 > 0:04:33- I sort out the hair.

0:04:34 > 0:04:38- You do the make-up - and the lipstick.

0:04:38 > 0:04:41- Can you imagine Pete doing that?

0:04:41 > 0:04:44- Oh, my God, the lipstick - would be everywhere!

0:04:45 > 0:04:49- Sometimes when you collect them, - they don't look their best.

0:04:49 > 0:04:52- It's nice to make them look nice - for the families.

0:04:55 > 0:04:57- I like the tattoos today.

0:04:57 > 0:04:59- I had to get them out.

0:04:59 > 0:05:00- I had to get them out.- - Very, very nice.

0:05:00 > 0:05:04- They're too expensive to hide. - I might as well show them.

0:05:04 > 0:05:06- Cath, have you ever had a tattoo?

0:05:06 > 0:05:08- I have a red dragon on my back.

0:05:09 > 0:05:12- I want a tattoo - of my husband's name.

0:05:12 > 0:05:14- OK. Where are you going to have it?

0:05:14 > 0:05:15- OK. Where are you going to have it?- - There, under there.

0:05:15 > 0:05:17- Why do you want it there?

0:05:17 > 0:05:18- Why do you want it there?- - Under my thumb!

0:05:20 > 0:05:21- Poor old Huw!

0:05:21 > 0:05:24- I love men with tattoos.

0:05:24 > 0:05:26- You need to find a tattoo man.

0:05:26 > 0:05:27- You need to find a tattoo man.- - So fit.

0:05:27 > 0:05:30- And muscles - - imagine muscles and tattoos!

0:05:30 > 0:05:35- They all represent something to me. - I don't get any without a reason.

0:05:36 > 0:05:38- I don't tell people what they mean.

0:05:38 > 0:05:40- Do you have any tattoos?

0:05:40 > 0:05:42- Do you have any tattoos?- - Yes, I've got three.

0:05:42 > 0:05:43- No way!

0:05:43 > 0:05:45- Tell us where they are.

0:05:46 > 0:05:47- One is on the back of my neck.

0:05:47 > 0:05:48- One is on the back of my neck.- - No way.

0:05:48 > 0:05:49- Yes, there.

0:05:49 > 0:05:51- Yes, there.- - It's a cross.

0:05:52 > 0:05:53- That's for my lover.

0:05:53 > 0:05:55- I've got another one here.

0:05:56 > 0:05:58- I've also got an angel on my back.

0:05:59 > 0:06:02- I've got an angel - across the whole of my back.

0:06:02 > 0:06:06- It's inscribed at the top - with "The Lord is my Shepherd".

0:06:06 > 0:06:08- I have one, two, three, four...

0:06:08 > 0:06:09- ..I've got five.

0:06:10 > 0:06:11- Oh, my God.

0:06:11 > 0:06:14- My mum goes nuts.

0:06:14 > 0:06:18- She hates them, but my dad has - tattoos from here all the way down.

0:06:19 > 0:06:20- No, I don't like them.

0:06:22 > 0:06:26- Once you've got them, - you've got them for life.

0:06:26 > 0:06:28- May I see the tiger again?

0:06:29 > 0:06:30- Oh, wow!

0:06:31 > 0:06:33- My son is getting a sleeve done - at the moment.

0:06:34 > 0:06:36- I've seen it, it's a clock.

0:06:36 > 0:06:36- What?

0:06:36 > 0:06:37- What?- - A clock!

0:06:38 > 0:06:40- Oh, yes!

0:06:41 > 0:06:43- A clock!

0:06:46 > 0:06:51- In midweek, newspaper headlines - claimed that burnt foods...

0:06:51 > 0:06:54- ..might give you cancer.

0:06:55 > 0:06:58- I've always believed it - with burnt food and carbon.

0:06:58 > 0:07:00- Things like burnt toast.

0:07:01 > 0:07:04- Carcinogens give you cancer.

0:07:05 > 0:07:08- Personally, I'm really iffy - about things like this...

0:07:09 > 0:07:12- ..because when I was 15, - I had cancer myself.

0:07:12 > 0:07:13- Wow.

0:07:13 > 0:07:17- I watch things like that, - not that I'm paranoid or anything.

0:07:17 > 0:07:22- Did the fact that you've had cancer - push you to be fit and healthy?

0:07:23 > 0:07:26- It's my way - of taking control of my life.

0:07:26 > 0:07:30- I'm a bodybuilder and I run a gym.

0:07:30 > 0:07:35- If anything happened to me now, - I can say that I tried my very best.

0:07:35 > 0:07:37- It's simple as, really.

0:07:37 > 0:07:40- I remember - reading a similar thing years ago...

0:07:40 > 0:07:43- ..that said burnt foods - were bad for you.

0:07:43 > 0:07:45- I have never...

0:07:45 > 0:07:46- I have never...- - ..burnt the toast!

0:07:47 > 0:07:52- I have burnt toast - but I don't let the kids eat it.

0:07:52 > 0:07:57- I saw about the toast - and I eat everything well done!

0:07:57 > 0:07:59- My poor kids.

0:08:00 > 0:08:06- When things are burnt, - they have a nice taste!

0:08:07 > 0:08:10- You'd never eat coal - unless you were pregnant!

0:08:10 > 0:08:12- You just wouldn't.

0:08:12 > 0:08:14- Are you a bit of a chef?

0:08:14 > 0:08:16- No, I'm hopeless!

0:08:16 > 0:08:17- Do you burn everything?

0:08:18 > 0:08:21- I sometimes burn water - whilst trying to boil it!

0:08:23 > 0:08:25- My roast potatoes are all black.

0:08:28 > 0:08:31- When I burn my toast, I just scrape - the black stuff off the top.

0:08:32 > 0:08:34- It's fine then - because it isn't burnt!

0:08:35 > 0:08:37- What happens at a barbecue?

0:08:37 > 0:08:38- Exactly!

0:08:38 > 0:08:40- Exactly!- - Everything is black!

0:08:41 > 0:08:43- I should have been dead years ago.

0:08:43 > 0:08:44- She burns everything!

0:08:46 > 0:08:48- She burns a boiled egg!

0:08:49 > 0:08:50- You married her!

0:08:51 > 0:08:55- I'd gone in to look for chips.

0:08:55 > 0:08:58- There was only one bag left - in the far corner.

0:08:58 > 0:09:01- I tried to reach for it.

0:09:02 > 0:09:05- I lost my balance - and fell into the deep freeze.

0:09:06 > 0:09:08- Only you would fall into one - in Waitrose!

0:09:08 > 0:09:10- Oh, dear me!

0:09:10 > 0:09:15- They say one thing today and next - week, they'll say something else.

0:09:16 > 0:09:20- These professors get big wages - from the government...

0:09:20 > 0:09:24- ..so every now and again, they - have to justify their existence.

0:09:24 > 0:09:27- They come up - with these kinds of statements...

0:09:27 > 0:09:30- ..to show they're worth the money.

0:09:30 > 0:09:36- I've lived to be 92. I've eaten - everything, all kinds of rubbish.

0:09:36 > 0:09:40- I love barbecues, especially - at the Eisteddfod and in the summer.

0:09:41 > 0:09:43- Drink enough gin and you'll be fine.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45- Don't start me on that.

0:09:45 > 0:09:47- Gin is good for your diet.

0:09:48 > 0:09:50- Yes, it's good news for some.

0:09:50 > 0:09:54- There are five reasons - why gin is good for you. Cheers!

0:09:55 > 0:09:58- Anwen uses gin in a lot of recipes.

0:09:58 > 0:10:03- She puts gin in cupcakes, - in lemon drizzle cakes...

0:10:03 > 0:10:07- ..and we also have gin - with an orange flambe.

0:10:07 > 0:10:09- There are intoxicants in it.

0:10:09 > 0:10:11- There are intoxicants in it.- - He's always drunk!

0:10:11 > 0:10:15- We've also got gin in the caravan - for when we go to the Eisteddfod.

0:10:15 > 0:10:18- I've never seen anywhere - swimming in so much gin...

0:10:18 > 0:10:20- ..than the Eisteddfod caravan site.

0:10:20 > 0:10:21- It's good for you.

0:10:21 > 0:10:22- It's good for you.- - Gin?

0:10:22 > 0:10:25- There we are, it's gin from now on.

0:10:26 > 0:10:27- Oh, gosh.

0:10:27 > 0:10:32- Gin is supposed to prevent arthritis - and things like that.

0:10:32 > 0:10:33- Gin is in.

0:10:33 > 0:10:34- Gin is in.- - Gin is in!

0:10:34 > 0:10:36- They say it's good for you.

0:10:37 > 0:10:39- It has antioxidants in it.

0:10:39 > 0:10:41- It's made with a lot of herbs.

0:10:41 > 0:10:42- It's made with a lot of herbs.- - Oh, right, OK.

0:10:42 > 0:10:46- I think anything off the top shelf - is good for you!

0:10:46 > 0:10:49- If you have a cold, whisky.

0:10:49 > 0:10:52- If you've got an upset stomach, - port.

0:10:52 > 0:10:55- Port is good - for settling your stomach.

0:10:55 > 0:10:59- For iron deficiency, you should - drink Guinness or red wine.

0:11:00 > 0:11:03- I prefer vodka to gin.

0:11:04 > 0:11:09- I'm a gin girl. It's music to my - ears - they say gin is good for you!

0:11:09 > 0:11:13- A woman I used to work with - made sloe gin.

0:11:13 > 0:11:15- It was beautiful. It was nice.

0:11:16 > 0:11:19- She would put Prosecco on top of it.

0:11:19 > 0:11:22- I love gin in the sun - and it gets you really drunk.

0:11:23 > 0:11:26- They say it makes you cry - but I haven't cried yet.

0:11:26 > 0:11:27- Do you cry?

0:11:27 > 0:11:30- Do you cry?- - I cry when I can't get any!

0:11:31 > 0:11:36- On the weekend, the Maes - in Caernarfon is full of women.

0:11:36 > 0:11:40- On Black Friday or when schools - break up for half-term...

0:11:40 > 0:11:43- ..it's dangerous out there.

0:11:43 > 0:11:46- These women have frontless - and backless dresses!

0:11:46 > 0:11:49- I think women - can really knock back the drinks.

0:11:50 > 0:11:51- Will you have a cuppa?

0:11:51 > 0:11:53- Will you have a cuppa?- - I'll have some more Prosecco!

0:11:55 > 0:11:57- It's nice coffee. Thanks, Llinos.

0:11:57 > 0:12:00- Sorry I don't have any gin!

0:12:01 > 0:12:03- It's enough to make you thirsty.

0:12:03 > 0:12:08- Time for a cuppa, but there'll - be more from the salons shortly.

0:12:09 > 0:12:10- A seagull?!

0:12:10 > 0:12:13- I have a seagull that lives with me!

0:12:13 > 0:12:14- I have a seagull that lives with me!- - No way!

0:12:14 > 0:12:15- A chipmunk.

0:12:15 > 0:12:16- A chipmunk.- - Cool.

0:12:16 > 0:12:18- You've got a snake, haven't you?

0:12:20 > 0:12:21- A pet snake, he means!

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0:12:31 > 0:12:35- I remember you singing - at the Caernarfon Food Festival.

0:12:35 > 0:12:37- He got drunk on the gin!

0:12:37 > 0:12:40- Why is he talking about gin?

0:12:40 > 0:12:42- # Do you think I'm sexy #

0:12:42 > 0:12:44- Go ahead, Col.

0:12:47 > 0:12:48- Welcome back.

0:12:48 > 0:12:52- Holy moly, women's rights - are the talk of the salons...

0:12:53 > 0:12:57- ..as everyone discusses - the new Bishop of St David's.

0:12:57 > 0:12:59- Have you heard - about the lady bishop?

0:13:00 > 0:13:02- Yes, fair play to her.

0:13:03 > 0:13:04- I'm with her all the way.

0:13:05 > 0:13:07- Yes, why not.

0:13:07 > 0:13:12- Very often, - chapels are really struggling...

0:13:13 > 0:13:16- ..to find someone - to come and preach.

0:13:16 > 0:13:22- I'm all for women being ordained - and becoming preachers.

0:13:23 > 0:13:26- They should have - the same chances as men.

0:13:26 > 0:13:28- Yes.

0:13:28 > 0:13:32- I've heard too much - being preached on Sundays...

0:13:32 > 0:13:36- ..by male ministers - who are getting on a bit.

0:13:36 > 0:13:39- Women are more in touch - with the congregation and children.

0:13:41 > 0:13:46- I think a child would trust - a woman in a frock more than a man.

0:13:46 > 0:13:47- Oh!

0:13:48 > 0:13:49- What do you think of that?

0:13:49 > 0:13:51- What do you think of that?- - I'm not sure about these women.

0:13:51 > 0:13:52- Really?

0:13:53 > 0:13:58- Well, good luck to her. If she makes - a good job of it, fair enough.

0:13:58 > 0:14:03- Some women died in the fight - to gain votes and so on for women.

0:14:03 > 0:14:06- It should be equal rights - for everyone.

0:14:06 > 0:14:08- Who's the boss in your house?

0:14:08 > 0:14:09- Who's the boss in your house?- - My wife.

0:14:09 > 0:14:12- This one's the bishop in your house.

0:14:14 > 0:14:18- When I was a child, I used to go - to Capel Noddfa, here in Caernarfon.

0:14:19 > 0:14:21- We had a female minister, - Auntie Cath.

0:14:21 > 0:14:23- She was a real case.

0:14:23 > 0:14:26- I still see her around Caernarfon.

0:14:26 > 0:14:28- She had a huge influence on me.

0:14:28 > 0:14:31- A lot of the things - she preached when I was a child...

0:14:32 > 0:14:33- ..have stayed with me.

0:14:33 > 0:14:35- It's fair enough.

0:14:35 > 0:14:38- There's nothing wrong - with women's brains.

0:14:38 > 0:14:41- They're smarter than men sometimes.

0:14:41 > 0:14:43- And we can multitask.

0:14:43 > 0:14:46- Men's brains are somewhere else.

0:14:46 > 0:14:47- Men's brains are somewhere else.- - Where do you think they are?

0:14:48 > 0:14:50- I'm not saying!

0:14:51 > 0:14:54- If you're religious - it doesn't matter who's speaking.

0:14:55 > 0:14:57- The person standing there - doesn't count.

0:14:58 > 0:15:01- Exactly. As long - as they do their job properly.

0:15:01 > 0:15:04- It's supposed to be the word of God, - not the word of man.

0:15:05 > 0:15:08- Think about it, Col.

0:15:08 > 0:15:10- Women rule the world anyway.

0:15:10 > 0:15:14- But running the country - can be a bit of a marathon.

0:15:14 > 0:15:16- It was for Theresa May this week...

0:15:16 > 0:15:19- ..between meeting Trump - and discussing Brexit.

0:15:20 > 0:15:23- Theresa May - - wow, she's gone all militant.

0:15:23 > 0:15:25- She's really militant - against Europe.

0:15:26 > 0:15:29- She doesn't want to be - in the single market.

0:15:29 > 0:15:31- She doesn't want to be - part of anything.

0:15:32 > 0:15:35- She wants to do trade deals - with everyone else in the world...

0:15:36 > 0:15:39- ..apart from Europe, which is - the biggest market in the world.

0:15:40 > 0:15:42- If it weren't for Europe...

0:15:42 > 0:15:46- ..conditions in some parts of Wales - would be like the Third World.

0:15:46 > 0:15:50- I don't understand - why they're dragging their feet.

0:15:50 > 0:15:53- If the public have said - "we want out", out it has to be.

0:15:54 > 0:15:57- I've heard, - and this is allegedly, Colin...

0:15:57 > 0:16:00- ..that a lot of farmers voted Leave.

0:16:00 > 0:16:04- Now they're saying, "What's going - on? We're losing money on lambs."

0:16:04 > 0:16:08- Lambs are imported from New Zealand. - They can't get European grants.

0:16:08 > 0:16:10- Do you trust the Assembly?

0:16:10 > 0:16:12- Do they give this area enough money?

0:16:12 > 0:16:13- Do they give this area enough money?- - Gosh, no!

0:16:14 > 0:16:19- They said today that Northern - Ireland, Wales and Scotland...

0:16:19 > 0:16:22- ..wouldn't have a say in this.

0:16:22 > 0:16:24- It's the same as usual.

0:16:24 > 0:16:26- It's so unfair.

0:16:26 > 0:16:28- We don't have our say.

0:16:29 > 0:16:34- I can't understand - why the people who voted Remain...

0:16:34 > 0:16:37- ..are still fighting hard - to stay in Europe.

0:16:38 > 0:16:42- Can't they accept a democratic vote?

0:16:43 > 0:16:45- Nobody is ever happy - with the government.

0:16:46 > 0:16:49- Is anybody ever happy - with the government?

0:16:49 > 0:16:51- It doesn't happen.

0:16:52 > 0:16:55- From the international stage - to The X Factor stage.

0:16:55 > 0:16:58- In Cardigan, - we find Linda, who loves to sing.

0:16:59 > 0:17:01- Have you entered - singing competitions?

0:17:02 > 0:17:03- You should go on X Factor.

0:17:03 > 0:17:05- You should go on X Factor.- - I've been on X Factor.

0:17:05 > 0:17:07- Did you have an audition?

0:17:07 > 0:17:10- Yes, but it didn't go well.

0:17:10 > 0:17:12- Were you nervous?

0:17:12 > 0:17:17- We were sitting around from 9.00am - stuffing our faces with sandwiches.

0:17:17 > 0:17:19- Did a crust - get stuck in your throat?

0:17:20 > 0:17:24- Then they called me, - "Linda Jenkins, blah, blah, blah".

0:17:25 > 0:17:26- Well, I wasn't ready.

0:17:27 > 0:17:29- Were you still - munching your sandwich?

0:17:29 > 0:17:31- I had no time to warm up my voice.

0:17:32 > 0:17:34- What did you sing on X Factor?

0:17:34 > 0:17:37- Sometimes When We... - You... When We Touch.

0:17:37 > 0:17:41- Give us a song, go on. Go on.

0:17:41 > 0:17:43- I'm a soprano, - Llinos isn't anything.

0:17:44 > 0:17:45- I'll dance.

0:17:45 > 0:17:46- Llinos will mime.

0:17:46 > 0:17:48- Llinos will mime.- - I'd have to charge you, sorry.

0:17:49 > 0:17:49- We're Little Mix.

0:17:49 > 0:17:51- We're Little Mix.- - Or a free haircut?

0:17:51 > 0:17:52- Little Minx!

0:17:55 > 0:17:57- Linda refuses to open her mouth...

0:17:57 > 0:17:59- ..but closing rural bank branches...

0:17:59 > 0:18:02- ..was a hot topic - throughout the country.

0:18:03 > 0:18:06- What will we do - if all the local banks close?

0:18:07 > 0:18:08- That's no fun.

0:18:09 > 0:18:11- A few have closed. I got a shock.

0:18:11 > 0:18:13- Narberth, where else?

0:18:13 > 0:18:14- Narberth, where else?- - Newcastle Emlyn.

0:18:15 > 0:18:16- Newcastle Emlyn has closed.

0:18:16 > 0:18:17- Newcastle Emlyn has closed.- - Llandysul.

0:18:17 > 0:18:19- Do you do online banking?

0:18:19 > 0:18:20- No.

0:18:21 > 0:18:24- How will someone's grandmother cope?

0:18:24 > 0:18:27- Computers don't help, do they?

0:18:27 > 0:18:29- All this online banking and so on.

0:18:30 > 0:18:33- I haven't got a computer. - I don't understand them.

0:18:33 > 0:18:36- I'm not on the Web, as they say.

0:18:36 > 0:18:39- What am I going to do - when the banks close?

0:18:39 > 0:18:41- How are we going to cope?

0:18:41 > 0:18:42- How are we going to cope?- - Yes, how will we cope?

0:18:43 > 0:18:45- They don't think about - rural communities.

0:18:46 > 0:18:48- It's fine if you live in the city.

0:18:48 > 0:18:51- You have everything - on your house door.

0:18:52 > 0:18:54- Your doorstep. - You know what I mean.

0:18:56 > 0:18:58- From banking pennies - to saving pennies.

0:18:59 > 0:19:03- A new financial services company - has chosen an appropriate name...

0:19:03 > 0:19:06- ..but are people from Ceredigion - really tight?

0:19:07 > 0:19:09- Are you careful with money?

0:19:09 > 0:19:10- Definitely.

0:19:10 > 0:19:11- Definitely.- - Me too.

0:19:11 > 0:19:12- We must watch the pennies.

0:19:12 > 0:19:14- We must watch the pennies.- - Long pockets and short arms.

0:19:14 > 0:19:16- No-one else will watch them for you.

0:19:16 > 0:19:18- My mother is the same.

0:19:18 > 0:19:21- Oh, my God. - We can be freezing in the house.

0:19:21 > 0:19:24- You wear a hat, gloves, - three layers of clothing...

0:19:24 > 0:19:27- ..and only then - she'll put the heat on.

0:19:27 > 0:19:31- Because our house is so big, - it takes time to warm up.

0:19:31 > 0:19:33- Does she send you to bed at 7.00pm?!

0:19:33 > 0:19:35- Does she send you to bed at 7.00pm?!- - With socks. Or a hot water bottle.

0:19:36 > 0:19:39- I remember when Mam and Dad - were doing up the house.

0:19:39 > 0:19:43- Dad promised he'd get new carpets - throughout the house.

0:19:43 > 0:19:45- She was looking forward to it.

0:19:46 > 0:19:48- All of a sudden, a lorry arrived.

0:19:48 > 0:19:52- Dad had bought - office, wafer-thin carpet.

0:19:53 > 0:19:55- That's the way to do it.

0:19:56 > 0:19:59- Many pets - have become Internet sensations.

0:19:59 > 0:20:03- There are plenty of tales - of furry friends in the salon.

0:20:03 > 0:20:05- Elis has a dog that likes pudding.

0:20:06 > 0:20:08- Our dog Sali was a liability.

0:20:09 > 0:20:11- Sali would steal food - from the table.

0:20:11 > 0:20:15- One Christmas, we put the food - in the conservatory.

0:20:16 > 0:20:20- The door was open - and Sali went in and ate the trifle.

0:20:21 > 0:20:25- She slept in the garage after that.

0:20:25 > 0:20:27- I thought you would say turkey.

0:20:28 > 0:20:30- She had a proper sweet tooth.

0:20:30 > 0:20:31- She had a proper sweet tooth.- - She'd eat anything.

0:20:31 > 0:20:36- With the children over the years, - we've had all kinds of animals...

0:20:36 > 0:20:39- ..hamsters, gerbils, - rabbits, snakes.

0:20:39 > 0:20:41- You've got a snake, haven't you?

0:20:42 > 0:20:45- A pet snake, he means.

0:20:46 > 0:20:48- Not another kind of snake!

0:20:48 > 0:20:50- The best thing I ever had - was a chipmunk.

0:20:51 > 0:20:52- Cool.

0:20:52 > 0:20:53- A seagull?!

0:20:53 > 0:20:54- A seagull?!- - A seagull.

0:20:54 > 0:20:58- She's been living with me - for four years.

0:20:58 > 0:21:00- I've got a lovely white pussy.

0:21:01 > 0:21:03- A little white pussy!

0:21:04 > 0:21:06- How long is it since George died?

0:21:06 > 0:21:07- How long is it since George died?- - Five years.

0:21:07 > 0:21:08- Is it that long ago?

0:21:08 > 0:21:09- Is it that long ago?- - Yes.

0:21:10 > 0:21:14- Goodness me. I'm sure - you miss him around the place.

0:21:14 > 0:21:16- He's still in the house.

0:21:16 > 0:21:17- What do you mean?

0:21:18 > 0:21:21- He's in the living room - in a little box...

0:21:21 > 0:21:23- ..and I have his fur in a keyring.

0:21:23 > 0:21:27- I thought you were going to say - you'd had him stuffed.

0:21:27 > 0:21:28- Oh, no!

0:21:28 > 0:21:31- The last pet I had was a tortoise.

0:21:32 > 0:21:33- After that...

0:21:33 > 0:21:36- You know how they hibernate - in the winter?

0:21:36 > 0:21:40- I watched Blue Peter and put him - in a box under the sink...

0:21:40 > 0:21:41- ..as instructed.

0:21:41 > 0:21:45- A few months later, there - was a funny smell in the kitchen.

0:21:45 > 0:21:48- We thought the drain was blocked.

0:21:49 > 0:21:52- In April, it was time - to check on the tortoise.

0:21:52 > 0:21:57- I opened the box and lifted him out - and his head and legs fell off.

0:21:59 > 0:22:02- I never watched Blue Peter - after that.

0:22:03 > 0:22:07- When I got them as kittens, - I thought they were two females.

0:22:07 > 0:22:12- Lewis was lying on the sofa - and all I saw was...

0:22:16 > 0:22:19- It turned out he was a boy.

0:22:19 > 0:22:21- Oh, my God, I phoned Neil.

0:22:21 > 0:22:25- "That cat isn't a girl, - I've just seen his willy."

0:22:26 > 0:22:28- I've decided I want a micro pig.

0:22:28 > 0:22:30- I used to want a monkey.

0:22:30 > 0:22:31- I used to want a monkey.- - A monkey?

0:22:31 > 0:22:33- I'm married to one now!

0:22:34 > 0:22:38- My son Iwan has a bearded dragon.

0:22:38 > 0:22:40- It's a lizard this big.

0:22:40 > 0:22:44- Thinking about it, we call him - Dave the bearded dragon.

0:22:45 > 0:22:47- We should have called him Colin.

0:22:47 > 0:22:49- He looks like Col.

0:22:50 > 0:22:52- No, Col is Rod Stewart.

0:22:52 > 0:22:54- Col is Rod Stewart.

0:22:54 > 0:22:55- He can't sing like me.

0:22:55 > 0:22:56- He can't sing like me.- - Brill.

0:22:57 > 0:23:01- Yes, they raised the roof - at Llinos' salon in the end.

0:23:01 > 0:23:04- # And I have to close my eyes - and cry

0:23:05 > 0:23:08- # I want to hold you till I die

0:23:09 > 0:23:12- # Till we both break down and cry

0:23:13 > 0:23:15- # I want to hold you

0:23:15 > 0:23:20- # Till the fear in me subsides #

0:23:20 > 0:23:21- Where are the tissues?

0:23:21 > 0:23:22- Where are the tissues?- - Oh, my God.

0:23:22 > 0:23:26- On that note, it's time to close the - doors to Y Salon until next week.

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