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0:00:02 > 0:00:05- Hello, hello, hello! - Back in the chair of doom.
0:00:07 > 0:00:09- Hiya, love, how are you?
0:00:10 > 0:00:11- Is he the man on the telly?
0:00:11 > 0:00:13- Is he the man on the telly?- - Yes, the filming's going on now.
0:00:13 > 0:00:14- It's boom, boom boom!
0:00:15 > 0:00:17- It's not enough. - I think it should be more.
0:00:18 > 0:00:22- Oh, my God, this place - has gone to the dogs.
0:00:22 > 0:00:24- Welcome to Y Salon, - where there are...
0:00:25 > 0:00:27- ..stories that will - turn your hair grey.
0:00:32 > 0:00:34- Banning immigrants, building a wall,
0:00:35 > 0:00:38- ..firing the country's - top legal figure...
0:00:38 > 0:00:41- ..and an invitation - to visit Britain.
0:00:41 > 0:00:44- Yes, it has been a busy week - for Donald Trump.
0:00:44 > 0:00:48- It's also been a busy week - for protests against him.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54- There were hundreds - out in Bangor last night.
0:00:54 > 0:00:55- I heard that too.
0:00:56 > 0:00:57- There were protests in Bangor.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59- There were protests in Bangor.- - And in Aberystwyth and Cardiff.
0:00:59 > 0:01:05- Instead of dilly-dallying around and - waiting six months before acting...
0:01:05 > 0:01:10- ..he's become President, - said what he was going to do...
0:01:10 > 0:01:13- ..and then gone ahead and done it.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15- He's crazy, a total headcase.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17- He definitely is.
0:01:18 > 0:01:22- I used to think that because he's - a businessman he must be clever...
0:01:22 > 0:01:26- ..but the more I watch him, - the more I think he's nuts.
0:01:26 > 0:01:30- He really frightens me, - and that's in all seriousness.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34- It's a Catch 22 situation.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37- I see why a lot of people - are disgusted.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40- He is very extreme with some things.
0:01:40 > 0:01:43- He does upset a lot of people...
0:01:43 > 0:01:48- ..but with some things, - I'm sorry, I agree with him.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51- With immigration and refugees?
0:01:51 > 0:01:52- Oh, babe!
0:01:52 > 0:01:53- Oh, babe!- - To an extent, to an extent.
0:01:55 > 0:02:01- 1.7 million people have - come out against him already.
0:02:01 > 0:02:02- 1.7 million.
0:02:02 > 0:02:03- 1.7 million.- - Yes.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06- I agree with this petition.
0:02:06 > 0:02:07- I agree with this petition.- - Absolutely.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09- We don't want him anywhere near us.
0:02:09 > 0:02:10- We don't want him anywhere near us.- - No, we don't.
0:02:11 > 0:02:12- What do you think of Trump?
0:02:13 > 0:02:16- He's painting everyone - with the same brush on immigration.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19- There are a few little sayings.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22- He says that he wants - all the immigrants out...
0:02:22 > 0:02:26- ..and a Native American is saying - "When are you leaving then!".
0:02:26 > 0:02:27- It's true, isn't it.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30- This is just the start of it.
0:02:30 > 0:02:34- It's going to get very messy - in the end.
0:02:34 > 0:02:37- I don't agree - with what he's doing.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41- He's just sacked that woman.
0:02:41 > 0:02:45- Sally Yates, the Attorney General.
0:02:45 > 0:02:49- He's sacking everyone. He sacked the - Eternity for not agreeing with him.
0:02:51 > 0:02:55- Are you going to go there - to work on building the wall?
0:02:55 > 0:02:57- My boss has already - had a phone call.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59- We had a phone call...
0:02:59 > 0:03:03- .."Matthew, we need to build - a great, big wall...
0:03:03 > 0:03:07- "..the Wall of Eternity".
0:03:08 > 0:03:12- He doesn't care about anyone or - anything. He's just like Hitler.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16- They're trying to compare - Donald Trump to Hitler.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18- He's nothing like that.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20- He has had...
0:03:20 > 0:03:21- He has had...- - ..a bad start
0:03:21 > 0:03:24- He's had enough of everything, - how the country has gone.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27- He thinks it all has to change - and that's that.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29- He's not shy in saying it.
0:03:29 > 0:03:30- He's not shy in saying it.- - No, he's not.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33- I'm studying the history - of the Nazis in detail.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36- This is how Hitler started, - exactly like this.
0:03:37 > 0:03:42- He comes across as completely racist - and dictatorial.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45- A lot of people hate Trump...
0:03:45 > 0:03:49- ..because he's said things - that you're not supposed to say.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52- He says what he says - because he's realistic.
0:03:52 > 0:03:57- Women are down here and men are up - there. That's how it's going to be.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00- As I said to another customer...
0:04:00 > 0:04:03- ..women do have their 'monthlies'.
0:04:03 > 0:04:08- Our minds aren't straight whereas - men's minds are always straight.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11- If a big debate is taking place...
0:04:12 > 0:04:15- ..and there's a hormonal person - and a strong man speaking...
0:04:16 > 0:04:19- ..the man will be able - to answer quickly every time.
0:04:19 > 0:04:20- Controversial, babe.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22- Controversial, babe.- - It's controversial but it's true.
0:04:23 > 0:04:24- The world has changed.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28- Women have fought to get the vote - and for equal rights.
0:04:28 > 0:04:33- There are still countries where - women aren't allowed to vote...
0:04:33 > 0:04:35- ..and don't have equal rights.
0:04:35 > 0:04:39- The liberty you have to run your - own business and do what you like...
0:04:40 > 0:04:41- ..is taken for granted.
0:04:41 > 0:04:45- His views haven't developed - or moved with the times.
0:04:45 > 0:04:50- One thing everybody agrees on is - that Trump should sort out his hair.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53- A hair transplant, maybe, - like Wayne Rooney.
0:04:53 > 0:04:57- Wayne Rooney has paid thousands - for a hair transplant.
0:04:57 > 0:05:01- Poor thing. What he really needs - is a face transplant.
0:05:01 > 0:05:05- What's the difference between - a man getting a hair transplant...
0:05:05 > 0:05:07- ..and a woman getting a boob job?
0:05:08 > 0:05:11- If it makes you feel better, - it makes you feel better.
0:05:11 > 0:05:12- I'd never judge anyone.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15- Without hair, your head is cold.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18- Are you cold with small boobs? - I don't know.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20- Do you like bald men?
0:05:22 > 0:05:23- Eh?
0:05:23 > 0:05:28- Do you prefer a man with hair - or with a bald head?
0:05:28 > 0:05:29- Bald, I think.
0:05:29 > 0:05:30- Bald, I think.- - Me, too.
0:05:31 > 0:05:32- Yes.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36- They say that bald men are sexier.
0:05:37 > 0:05:38- Oh, Joyce!
0:05:39 > 0:05:40- Do you like bald men?
0:05:40 > 0:05:42- Do you like bald men?- - I don't mind them.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44- She hasn't got much choice!
0:05:45 > 0:05:48- It's too late to pull out now!
0:05:48 > 0:05:51- The more bald they are, - the more butch they are.
0:05:51 > 0:05:52- I want one of those, Carys.
0:05:53 > 0:05:53- I see, one of those.
0:05:53 > 0:05:54- I see, one of those.- - Oh, yes.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57- Are there a lot of them?
0:05:57 > 0:06:01- My husband doesn't have much hair - so I just have to live with it.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03- You shine his head every night!
0:06:04 > 0:06:04- Do you polish his head?
0:06:04 > 0:06:05- Do you polish his head?- - Pledge!
0:06:07 > 0:06:10- I like to run my fingers - through Pete's hair.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14- It's like a bird's nest today.
0:06:14 > 0:06:15- Oh, dear God.
0:06:15 > 0:06:16- When did you last wash it?
0:06:16 > 0:06:18- When did you last wash it?- - This morning! Cheek!
0:06:19 > 0:06:22- Gary Barlow hasn't washed his hair - for 14 years.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24- I'm not sure I believe that. Do you?
0:06:24 > 0:06:26- He always looks quite tidy.
0:06:26 > 0:06:27- He always looks quite tidy.- - He looks very groomed.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30- It's disgusting, - I could never do that!
0:06:31 > 0:06:34- It hasn't spoiled his looks.
0:06:34 > 0:06:35- It hasn't spoiled his looks.- - No.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37- Would you kick him out of bed?
0:06:37 > 0:06:38- Would you kick him out of bed?- - Not now, no!
0:06:39 > 0:06:41- Staying with pop music...
0:06:41 > 0:06:44- ..it's been a big week - for the Welsh girl, Lucie Jones.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47- The former X Factor star...
0:06:47 > 0:06:52- ..was confirmed as Britain's - representative at Eurovision.
0:06:52 > 0:06:53- Lucie Jones.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56- Eurovision, fair play to her.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58- That could have been you.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01- I know, don't even start me off.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04- You must be delighted - with Eurovision starting.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07- Did you watch it? - Oh, no, you don't, do you?
0:07:07 > 0:07:10- No, I'm straight, - and you know how we are.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12- That's nothing to do with it.
0:07:12 > 0:07:12- Oh, come on!
0:07:12 > 0:07:13- Oh, come on!- - How dare you.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16- How many straight people - do you know who watch it?
0:07:17 > 0:07:18- You're so stereotypical.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20- You're so stereotypical.- - And you're not!
0:07:21 > 0:07:23- Do you watch Eurovision?
0:07:23 > 0:07:24- No, I don't.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26- No, I don't.- - I don't blame you, it's rubbish.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30- It's a pile of trash, - an actual pile of trash.
0:07:30 > 0:07:34- They all vote for the countries - around them. It happens every year.
0:07:35 > 0:07:39- Thousands are spent on the programme - and it's a waste of time.
0:07:39 > 0:07:44- I think the judges - will be very happy...
0:07:44 > 0:07:47- ..with the fact - that we've come out of Europe!
0:07:49 > 0:07:50- It won't make any difference.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52- It won't make any difference.- - Not at all.
0:07:52 > 0:07:53- It will still be "Nul Points"!
0:07:53 > 0:07:55- It will still be "Nul Points"!- - Still "Nul Points"!
0:07:55 > 0:07:58- What's your favourite song?
0:07:58 > 0:08:01- On Eurovision - it would have to be Bucks Fizz.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04- Bucks Fizz, that was years ago.
0:08:04 > 0:08:05- Bucks Fizz, that was years ago.- - Who are Bucks Fizz?
0:08:06 > 0:08:08- # You've got to speed it up #
0:08:09 > 0:08:10- # Slow it down #
0:08:10 > 0:08:12- # Making your mind up #
0:08:12 > 0:08:14- # Making your mind up #- - I'm too young.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17- Don't you remember - them ripping off...
0:08:17 > 0:08:21- Making Your Mind Up. - They would rip off the skirts.
0:08:21 > 0:08:25- I wanted a skirt like that - and to dance like Bucks Fizz.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27- It was amazing.
0:08:27 > 0:08:31- I remember when Brotherhood of Man - were singing.
0:08:32 > 0:08:37- # Save your kisses for me, - save all your kisses for me
0:08:37 > 0:08:40- # Bye bye, baby, bye bye #
0:08:40 > 0:08:43- Oh, my God, Carys, - I'm destined for Eurovision!
0:08:43 > 0:08:45- I'll be your backing singer!
0:08:46 > 0:08:48- I've no patience with pop music.
0:08:48 > 0:08:49- I've no patience with pop music.- - Haven't you?
0:08:49 > 0:08:52- It's all boom, boom, boom - and I don't understand the words.
0:08:53 > 0:08:54- A lot of them just shout.
0:08:54 > 0:08:55- A lot of them just shout.- - It's terrible.
0:08:56 > 0:08:57- Bryn Fon's the man.
0:08:57 > 0:09:01- # Ti'n gadael i mi gredu - bod gen ti ddim diddordeb #
0:09:02 > 0:09:05- A bit of Bryn Fon - right from the heart.
0:09:05 > 0:09:13- # And I will always love you
0:09:13 > 0:09:21- # I will always love you #
0:09:22 > 0:09:24- Oh! Bodyguard!
0:09:26 > 0:09:29- Surely Whitney Houston - never sang at Eurovision?
0:09:29 > 0:09:34- Staying with films, which actors are - people's favourites in the salon?
0:09:35 > 0:09:40- If I had a favourite, I think - one of the best is Sir Ian McKellen.
0:09:40 > 0:09:41- Who?
0:09:41 > 0:09:41- Ian McKellen.
0:09:41 > 0:09:42- Ian McKellen.- - Oh, yeah.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45- Gandalf in the Hobbit - and Lord of the Rings.
0:09:45 > 0:09:46- He is good.
0:09:47 > 0:09:48- Ruth Jones for me.
0:09:48 > 0:09:49- Ruth Jones for me.- - Who?
0:09:49 > 0:09:51- Gavin and Stacey, - "What's occurring"!
0:09:52 > 0:09:53- All right, Ness, how's it going?
0:09:54 > 0:09:56- Does she remind you of me?
0:09:56 > 0:09:58- Actually, yes.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01- The only difference - is that she drives a lorry...
0:10:01 > 0:10:03- ..and you drive a tractor!
0:10:03 > 0:10:05- Oh, my God, you actually do!
0:10:05 > 0:10:06- Jason Statham.
0:10:06 > 0:10:07- Jason Statham.- - Really?
0:10:08 > 0:10:11- I say that but Liam says - "He can't act, Mari".
0:10:11 > 0:10:13- He can't act, Mari!
0:10:13 > 0:10:14- I agree with him.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18- Harrison Ford is closer to my age.
0:10:19 > 0:10:20- Fair play.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23- I'd do many things with him!
0:10:24 > 0:10:28- Oh, you know, these actors - are dropping like flies.
0:10:29 > 0:10:30- Poor old John Hurt.
0:10:30 > 0:10:31- Poor old John Hurt.- - It was a shame.
0:10:32 > 0:10:35- A real shame - and he was only seventy something.
0:10:36 > 0:10:36- That's young.
0:10:36 > 0:10:37- That's young.- - He wasn't old at all.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40- Which of his films did you like?
0:10:40 > 0:10:44- I thought he was excellent - in The Elephant Man.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47- You wouldn't know it was him - but he was brilliant.
0:10:48 > 0:10:54- My husband trained as a doctor - at the Royal London Hospital.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57- Two of my kids were born there...
0:10:57 > 0:11:01- ..and the Elephant Man's - skeleton is kept there.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04- Michael Jackson - wanted to buy the skeleton...
0:11:04 > 0:11:07- ..but they said it wasn't for sale.
0:11:07 > 0:11:11- The skeleton of the Elephant Man - is in the Royal London Hospital.
0:11:12 > 0:11:13- I didn't know that.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15- It's absolutely fascinating.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17- John Hurt was absolutely...
0:11:18 > 0:11:24- ..do you know, it's one of the most - moving films I have ever seen.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26- That old man who was in...
0:11:26 > 0:11:27- That old man who was in...- - Harry Potter.
0:11:28 > 0:11:29- ..Harry Potter.
0:11:29 > 0:11:32- "This wand, Mr Potter.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34- "This wand chose you."
0:11:34 > 0:11:36- He was in over 200 films.
0:11:36 > 0:11:37- Really?
0:11:37 > 0:11:40- I only knew him for that film.
0:11:43 > 0:11:46- More from Matthew, Maggi and - the rest of the customers...
0:11:47 > 0:11:48- ..after this short break.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51- This is what I'm born to do, baby!
0:11:51 > 0:11:54- Hey, man, - what are you talking about?
0:11:54 > 0:11:57- I'm Matty B - and I'm here to book you!
0:11:57 > 0:11:58- I'm eighty.
0:11:58 > 0:11:59- I'm eighty.- - You're not!
0:12:00 > 0:12:02- Good Lord, what have you been using?
0:12:02 > 0:12:03- Formaldehyde?
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0:12:18 > 0:12:21- There was one photo all - over the papers this week...
0:12:21 > 0:12:25- ..showing Theresa May - and Donald Trump hand in hand.
0:12:25 > 0:12:28- It seems this was not - a sign of friendship...
0:12:28 > 0:12:32- ..but rather the Prime Minister - helping the President...
0:12:32 > 0:12:35- ..because he has a fear of stairs - of all things.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38- But what phobias do they - have in the salon?
0:12:39 > 0:12:39- Men.
0:12:39 > 0:12:40- Men.- - Men?
0:12:41 > 0:12:43- You're telling fibs, Joyce.
0:12:44 > 0:12:47- I don't think any man - would frighten you, Joyce.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52- Oh dear me.
0:12:52 > 0:12:56- If someone had a massive snake, - would you be able to hold it?
0:12:57 > 0:12:58- No, I have a snake phobia.
0:12:59 > 0:13:02- Moths. I'll never forget - going to Spain.
0:13:03 > 0:13:06- A huge white moth - flew into my mouth.
0:13:06 > 0:13:10- I swallowed it. That's why - I don't like them. It was massive.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13- Rats or any kind of rodent.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16- I'm fine with spiders.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18- Any kind of rodent - makes me feel sick.
0:13:19 > 0:13:21- I don't like house spiders.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24- I used to have two tarantulas - but I lost them.
0:13:24 > 0:13:28- How can you not like house spiders - but keep tarantulas?
0:13:28 > 0:13:30- You know where you are - with tarantulas.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33- We went out for dinner...
0:13:33 > 0:13:37- ..and the first thing I saw - was a big spider on the wall.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40- It made me feel ill. - I ran out of the restaurant.
0:13:41 > 0:13:43- I've got a phobia with food.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45- I've got a phobia with food.- - Food?
0:13:45 > 0:13:49- I don't like it when foods - touch each other.
0:13:49 > 0:13:53- If I have gravy and it's touched - other food, I won't eat it.
0:13:54 > 0:13:54- Won't you?
0:13:54 > 0:13:55- Won't you?- - No.
0:13:56 > 0:13:58- I can't close the toilet door.
0:13:59 > 0:14:00- I have to.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02- I can't. Seriously.
0:14:02 > 0:14:06- What do you do if you're in - McDonald's and you need the toilet?
0:14:06 > 0:14:09- I'm like this, literally.
0:14:10 > 0:14:11- Sandwiches.
0:14:11 > 0:14:12- Sandwiches?
0:14:14 > 0:14:17- Ever since I was a little girl - I can't stand them.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20- I used to hide them under cushions.
0:14:22 > 0:14:27- There's no problem if you want - to use your mobile in the salon...
0:14:27 > 0:14:30- ..but it's another matter - if you're driving a car.
0:14:32 > 0:14:36- If you're on your phone and you hit - a child or a woman...
0:14:36 > 0:14:38- or a milkman...
0:14:38 > 0:14:41- And for what? - Just to find out what's for tea?
0:14:42 > 0:14:43- For what?
0:14:43 > 0:14:46- If someone's going - to meet someone...
0:14:46 > 0:14:49- ..and they want to - text to say they've left...
0:14:49 > 0:14:51- ..people are going to do that.
0:14:52 > 0:14:53- I've done it.
0:14:53 > 0:14:57- I can't because I keep my phone - in my bag on the back seat.
0:14:57 > 0:15:01- Mine's on the dash and if I get - a message, I look at it...
0:15:01 > 0:15:03- ..but I know it's dangerous.
0:15:03 > 0:15:07- It's a 200 fine - and six points on your licence.
0:15:07 > 0:15:08- I agree with it.
0:15:09 > 0:15:12- I don't think it's enough. - It should be more.
0:15:12 > 0:15:13- It should be 1,000.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16- It should be 1,000.- - I'm with you there, absolutely.
0:15:16 > 0:15:22- I see people passing in lorries, - vans and they're on their phones.
0:15:23 > 0:15:27- It's ridiculous. People get killed - because drivers don't concentrate.
0:15:28 > 0:15:33- There are clever, intelligent people - in Felinheli...
0:15:33 > 0:15:36- ..on their phones - when they drive past my house.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38- It drives me mad.
0:15:39 > 0:15:44- I honestly think the fine - should be a lifetime ban.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47- There's so much of it going on.
0:15:48 > 0:15:51- I don't think - they have enough police...
0:15:51 > 0:15:53- ..to police it.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57- You used to be a policeman.
0:15:57 > 0:16:01- I've given out tickets to them - and people not wearing seatbelts.
0:16:02 > 0:16:05- When you're driving, - you're putting lives in danger.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09- You see them driving - and they're like this...
0:16:10 > 0:16:12- You can get hands free.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15- Why do they need it in their hands?
0:16:15 > 0:16:19- This week it was announced that - Princes William and Harry...
0:16:20 > 0:16:23- ..will erect a statue as - a tribute to their mother Diana...
0:16:23 > 0:16:26- ..on the 20th anniversary - of her death.
0:16:27 > 0:16:30- Have you heard Prince Harry and - William are making a memorial...
0:16:31 > 0:16:32- About time.
0:16:32 > 0:16:35- They were young when they lost her.
0:16:35 > 0:16:38- They didn't have any choice - at the time.
0:16:39 > 0:16:42- Now, twenty years on, - they can do things.
0:16:42 > 0:16:43- I like them.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45- I like them.- - I love them.
0:16:45 > 0:16:49- After twenty years they can do - something for their mother.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51- It should have been done sooner.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53- Look at Cilla Black.
0:16:53 > 0:16:56- She died a while ago - and she already has a statue.
0:16:56 > 0:16:58- Will it be in someone's garden?
0:16:58 > 0:16:59- Will it be in someone's garden?- - I don't know.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01- The garden of some big house.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05- The boys have turned out fantastic.
0:17:06 > 0:17:08- They thought the world - of their mother.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10- Yes.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14- William and Kate have many friends - in North Wales...
0:17:15 > 0:17:17- ..after their time - living on Anglesey.
0:17:19 > 0:17:22- I never saw Prince William - and Kate in Llanfair M.E.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25- Didn't I tell you?
0:17:25 > 0:17:26- Didn't I tell you?- - No.
0:17:27 > 0:17:29- Me and Kate...
0:17:31 > 0:17:33- Oh. They lived down the road.
0:17:34 > 0:17:37- People suggested - they'd only built a Waitrose...
0:17:37 > 0:17:42- ..so that Kate could do her shopping - there, but she liked Lidl's.
0:17:42 > 0:17:43- That's where she liked to shop?
0:17:43 > 0:17:44- That's where she liked to shop?- - That's where she liked to go.
0:17:45 > 0:17:49- I went to Waitrose - and fell into the deep freeze.
0:17:49 > 0:17:50- No!
0:17:50 > 0:17:51- No!- - Yes.
0:17:51 > 0:17:54- I never went to Waitrose with - Kate but Kate and me were mates.
0:17:55 > 0:17:58- She's very plain, bless her, - and so thin.
0:17:58 > 0:17:59- You were talking about doughnuts.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01- You were talking about doughnuts.- - She could do with some doughnuts.
0:18:02 > 0:18:07- She should be tied to a radiator - and fed a bucketful of doughnuts.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10- Good grief, she's so thin. - Isn't she thin? Ever so thin.
0:18:11 > 0:18:12- Tie her to a radiator!
0:18:12 > 0:18:13- Tie her to a radiator!- - I never want to be that thin.
0:18:16 > 0:18:20- They're saying it's better to have - separate beds now, have you heard?
0:18:21 > 0:18:24- I've got friends - who have been married for...
0:18:25 > 0:18:28- ..good grief, 25 years.
0:18:29 > 0:18:33- They swear the only reason - they're still together...
0:18:33 > 0:18:36- ..is that they - sleep in separate rooms.
0:18:36 > 0:18:40- They just meet on the landing - every now and then.
0:18:41 > 0:18:42- Oh, I wouldn't like that.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45- Oh no, I don't like that idea.
0:18:46 > 0:18:50- The flipping snoring drives me mad. - Oh my god.
0:18:50 > 0:18:53- Rich starts to snore as soon - as his head hits the pillow.
0:18:54 > 0:18:56- I can't get to sleep for an hour.
0:18:56 > 0:19:00- I go downstairs, have a smoke, - I come back and he's snoring.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02- He's snoring and so's the dog.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04- Snoring makes you violent.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06- Snoring makes you violent.- - Does it?
0:19:06 > 0:19:10- You start off by saying "Cariad, - wake up".
0:19:11 > 0:19:15- Then it's "Psst, psst" - and you rub their back.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17- Then it's...
0:19:17 > 0:19:18- Then you go for them.
0:19:19 > 0:19:21- You have to have a cuddle at night.
0:19:21 > 0:19:22- You have to have a cuddle at night.- - Oh, yes.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24- In my big waterbed.
0:19:24 > 0:19:25- Have you got a waterbed?
0:19:25 > 0:19:26- Have you got a waterbed?- - Yes.
0:19:26 > 0:19:30- You rebel. I can just imagine - these two in a waterbed.
0:19:30 > 0:19:35- You're making me feel sick. - Don't tell me any stories, please.
0:19:35 > 0:19:36- Fishing.
0:19:36 > 0:19:37- Fishing.- - Fishing, yes.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39- Don't you get seasick?
0:19:39 > 0:19:41- No, it's nice.
0:19:41 > 0:19:44- One topic amongst Bala residents - has been...
0:19:44 > 0:19:48- ..should the new Ysgol y Berwyn - have church status...
0:19:48 > 0:19:50- ..or be a community school?
0:19:51 > 0:19:57- The church used to take part - in the running of Ysgol y Berwyn.
0:19:58 > 0:19:59- I read in the paper that...
0:20:00 > 0:20:06- ..the bishop of St Asaph had said - that he thought the church...
0:20:06 > 0:20:11- ..would have some responsibility - for the running of the school...
0:20:12 > 0:20:17- ..but that people in the area - say they shouldn't be involved.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20- I think it should be - a community school.
0:20:21 > 0:20:23- There's an issue - within the community...
0:20:23 > 0:20:26- ..but we need to unite - as a community.
0:20:26 > 0:20:31- I don't know if there's any need - for all this arguing.
0:20:31 > 0:20:34- In the end, it's the education - that's important.
0:20:35 > 0:20:38- Well, it's that time again...
0:20:38 > 0:20:42- ..when we the Welsh wear red, - put silly things on our heads...
0:20:43 > 0:20:46- ..and become - totally biased rugby experts.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48- Yes, it's Six Nations season.
0:20:49 > 0:20:52- It's a great atmosphere. - Everyone goes to the pub.
0:20:52 > 0:20:55- I don't understand - the scoring system.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57- I watch it for the wrong reasons.
0:20:57 > 0:21:00- My favourite player - is Alun Wyn Jones.
0:21:01 > 0:21:03- Nain loves Leigh Halfpenny.
0:21:03 > 0:21:06- I say - "Nain, he's too young for you".
0:21:06 > 0:21:08- It doesn't matter does it?
0:21:08 > 0:21:11- That Leigh Halfpenny.
0:21:11 > 0:21:14- He's got fantastic legs.
0:21:14 > 0:21:18- He studies the goal and he studies - the ball. He takes his time.
0:21:18 > 0:21:19- Ooooh.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22- Your favourite - doesn't play any more.
0:21:22 > 0:21:23- Who is it?
0:21:25 > 0:21:27- Gareth Thomas. And he's gay.
0:21:29 > 0:21:30- Oh dear, you've got a problem.
0:21:30 > 0:21:31- Oh dear, you've got a problem.- - I know.
0:21:32 > 0:21:34- Have you been to the stadium - in Cardiff?
0:21:34 > 0:21:36- No, I've never been.
0:21:36 > 0:21:40- The first time I went there - was when Wales played Scotland.
0:21:41 > 0:21:44- I was in the crowd, - about five rows from the front...
0:21:45 > 0:21:46- ..and I caught the ball.
0:21:46 > 0:21:47- No!
0:21:48 > 0:21:51- Legs - Scott Williams.
0:21:51 > 0:21:54- I worry about injuries.
0:21:55 > 0:21:57- I don't think George North - should be playing.
0:21:58 > 0:21:59- He's had so much concussion.
0:22:00 > 0:22:04- I live with a doctor. He says he - shouldn't play after so many knocks.
0:22:05 > 0:22:08- Face - Leigh Halfpenny.
0:22:08 > 0:22:09- He's lovely.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12- I'd love to wake up with Rhys Webb.
0:22:13 > 0:22:17- When Shane Williams was playing, - he was an all-rounder...
0:22:17 > 0:22:21- ..eye candy, good legs, - he was fast, he had everything.
0:22:21 > 0:22:23- When I went to the Liberty - Stadium...
0:22:23 > 0:22:26- ..I took binoculars and - just watched Shane's legs.
0:22:27 > 0:22:29- Does anyone like that Nigel Owen?
0:22:29 > 0:22:31- Oh, he's lovely.
0:22:31 > 0:22:34- Isn't he? So smart. He's gorj.
0:22:36 > 0:22:38- I have to get up before dawn - tomorrow.
0:22:39 > 0:22:39- Where are you going?
0:22:39 > 0:22:41- Where are you going?- - Milking.
0:22:43 > 0:22:45- The cow will have a shock.
0:22:45 > 0:22:47- The cow will have a shock.- - Won't she!
0:22:49 > 0:22:53- Once the cows see me, - not much milking gets done.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58- They'll process the milk fast.
0:22:58 > 0:23:00- They'll process the milk fast.- - Very fast.
0:23:00 > 0:23:03- "Come on ladies, it's milking time."
0:23:03 > 0:23:07- I went to Merched y Wawr, - with Victoria Sponge.
0:23:07 > 0:23:08- What's she like?
0:23:08 > 0:23:09- What's she like?- - Who, Victoria?
0:23:10 > 0:23:12- It's a cake, silly.
0:23:14 > 0:23:19- Like I said to him, spaghetti is - straight when it's wet and hot.
0:23:22 > 0:23:23- Bless.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25- I need to go. I'm being corrupted.
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