0:00:28 > 0:00:35It was the week before Christmas and all through the house
0:00:35 > 0:00:39the merry team assembled at the click of a mouse.
0:00:39 > 0:00:43Presents were shared, opened and praised to a great festive
0:00:43 > 0:00:51special many a glass was raised.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54Hello and welcome to the Clickmas special!
0:00:54 > 0:00:58Everyone is here, all the outfits and colours are here.
0:00:58 > 0:01:03If you are wondering where LJ Rich is, she is of course here.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05Listen, apart from the beautiful playing you
0:01:05 > 0:01:08have something else that will introduce a vote of festive cheers?
0:01:08 > 0:01:09I have. It is this.
0:01:09 > 0:01:16The a cappella app.
0:01:16 > 0:01:17That is truly amazing.
0:01:17 > 0:01:24That is a beautiful thing.
0:01:24 > 0:01:25Nine LJ's all singing in harmony.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27It is quite fun to do.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30I know six people who would like to have a go at that
0:01:30 > 0:01:31and be awful at it.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33Shall we?
0:01:33 > 0:01:35# Jingle bells, jingle bells
0:01:35 > 0:01:41# jingle all the way...
0:01:41 > 0:01:42# Babababab
0:01:42 > 0:01:46jingle bells, jingle bells.
0:01:46 > 0:02:07ALL SING.
0:02:07 > 0:02:07Good.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09Right, who fancies a drink after that?
0:02:09 > 0:02:16Fortunately, Mark has been mixing something special for us over there.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19What I'm going to do is mix the perfect festive tipple with the
0:02:19 > 0:02:20aid of this,
0:02:20 > 0:02:23which is a very posh set of scales which plugs into a tablet.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26All you do is select the drink that you want to make
0:02:26 > 0:02:27from this enormous list.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29You've got the ingredients there.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Make sure you've got all of those before you start.
0:02:31 > 0:02:32Hit build.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35Basically, it tells you how much of an ingredient you need to add.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38As it's a scale it is measuring how much of any one
0:02:38 > 0:02:40of the liquids I am pouring in.
0:02:40 > 0:02:41Here is the clever bit.
0:02:41 > 0:02:46If I pour too much of any of the ingredients in,
0:02:46 > 0:02:49the app recalculates and figures out how much of the other ingredients I
0:02:49 > 0:02:56need to add so that the drink is absolutely perfect.
0:02:56 > 0:03:00The app can even suggest drinks based on the information you tell it
0:03:00 > 0:03:06about ingredients you have in your cupboards.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09I might not be a cocktail barman, but I do at least now have
0:03:09 > 0:03:14a perfectly measured drink.
0:03:14 > 0:03:15Right. There you go.
0:03:15 > 0:03:23Get your laughing gear around that.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25Fantastic...I think. Here we go.
0:03:25 > 0:03:25Thank you.
0:03:25 > 0:03:26Ah, yeah.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28I detect a hint of irony.
0:03:28 > 0:03:37Just a dash of sarcasm on the side.
0:03:37 > 0:04:05SINGING.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08This company aims to use ethically sourced materials but instead
0:04:08 > 0:04:10of having to replace your phone every couple
0:04:10 > 0:04:12of years because it has separate components that you can easily
0:04:12 > 0:04:16change you should just be able to replace parts when they break.
0:04:16 > 0:04:20Wow.
0:04:20 > 0:04:25You can easily open it, so you can see how they come apart.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28You have to slide the two blue bits at the bottom.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31The screen comes off, the battery can be easily changed and
0:04:31 > 0:04:32you can even replace the camera.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34Why don't you try and take a selfie?
0:04:34 > 0:04:35Let's do that.
0:04:35 > 0:04:44OK, say cheese!
0:05:05 > 0:05:06Merry Christmas.
0:05:06 > 0:05:06A hessian sack.
0:05:06 > 0:05:10I haven't seen one of these since I jumped about in infant school
0:05:10 > 0:05:10in one.
0:05:10 > 0:05:11Proper presents!
0:05:11 > 0:05:11Look at this!
0:05:11 > 0:05:12Unwrap! Unwrap!
0:05:12 > 0:05:12Incoming present!
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Present is Dalek.
0:05:14 > 0:05:14Exterminate!
0:05:14 > 0:05:18One thing you need to be able to do on Christmas Day is exterminate
0:05:18 > 0:05:18your relatives!
0:05:18 > 0:05:19Of course.
0:05:19 > 0:05:20Thank you! That's marvellous.
0:05:20 > 0:05:21I'll tidy that up later.
0:05:21 > 0:05:22That's beautiful.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Because you got so excited about this last week...
0:05:24 > 0:05:28Right.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31Not that I want to spoil the surprise for you, I had
0:05:31 > 0:05:35a word with Santa and he managed to find this very, um, sought-after...
0:05:35 > 0:05:40BB-8, everybody.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42BB-8!
0:05:42 > 0:05:45I had a real one last week and a toy one this time.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47That's the best reaction to a present I've ever had.
0:05:48 > 0:05:48What? The raspberry?
0:05:48 > 0:05:50Inductive charging base, trade wear, skill wear, hardware!
0:05:50 > 0:05:55It's got it all.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57And it's app-controlled.
0:05:57 > 0:06:03I tried it out and I have to say my cat loves lifting its head
0:06:03 > 0:06:04off by the aerial.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06She thinks it's the best one in the world.
0:06:06 > 0:06:07That's fantastic. Look at this.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09It's got three modes.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12It's got an explore mode, so you set it off and it explores and maps
0:06:12 > 0:06:17your area on its own.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20But you have you to block off stairs and things like that because it's
0:06:20 > 0:06:23not terribly intelligent about not going down the stairs.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26It's got the drive mode, where you can basically control it and drive
0:06:26 > 0:06:29it your your smartphone app and it sends a holographic message.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31No way!
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Like, "Help me, Spenley-wan-clickobi!
0:06:33 > 0:06:34"You're my only hope!"
0:06:34 > 0:06:41I'm so glad we rehearsed that.
0:06:41 > 0:06:45Otherwise it could have been terrible.
0:06:45 > 0:06:46That moves, this moves.
0:06:46 > 0:06:47Race?
0:06:47 > 0:06:48Only one way to decide.
0:06:48 > 0:06:49Robot race.
0:06:49 > 0:06:49Race!
0:06:49 > 0:06:513, 2, 1...
0:06:51 > 0:06:58Go!
0:06:58 > 0:07:04Exterminate!
0:07:14 > 0:07:17On the south coast of England, the royal citadel, a military base
0:07:17 > 0:07:22with a very unusual recruit.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35Yes, it's a Dalek that lives with the army.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38And not just any home-made Dalek, a Dalek that was made by the
0:07:38 > 0:07:42Royal Citadel's vicar for a children's holiday club.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44Now, where would I find said vicar dressed as a Dalek?
0:07:44 > 0:07:46Ah...
0:07:46 > 0:07:50Finally, we meet.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52Hello. Hello.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54You are in there?
0:07:54 > 0:07:56Can I help you off with this?
0:07:56 > 0:07:57You most certainly can.
0:07:57 > 0:07:58Here we go.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00I can't believe I'm doing this.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02Wow.
0:08:02 > 0:08:03Oh!
0:08:03 > 0:08:04That's better.
0:08:04 > 0:08:04Oh, my word.
0:08:04 > 0:08:10What a...
0:08:10 > 0:08:10..a beautiful thing.
0:08:10 > 0:08:11Oh, my goodness.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13It's a mobility scooter that you've modified.
0:08:13 > 0:08:13Absolutely.
0:08:13 > 0:08:20I'm counting on this in my old age, yeah, yeah.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23Yeah. He fires a lethal dose of carbon dioxide from a fire
0:08:35 > 0:08:44so on and I exterminated somebody with the CO2, and then reached for
0:08:44 > 0:08:49-- with carbon dioxide.
0:08:49 > 0:08:59The padre has done Davros proud.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02But mind your ground clearance, vicar, or you might
0:09:02 > 0:09:18Ooh! That's gotta hurt! vicar, or you might
0:09:18 > 0:10:12The shell is made from the finest MDF, sat atop that
0:10:12 > 0:10:13LAUGHS from the finest MDF, sat atop that
0:10:13 > 0:10:15Maybe this is why they went round exterminating everyone.
0:10:15 > 0:10:19They just couldn't see properly and they needed things out of their way.
0:10:19 > 0:10:19Right.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22Time to find out what the human soldiers here at the Citadel make
0:10:22 > 0:10:27of their wheelie new recruit.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40ROBOT VOICE: Do not exterminate me.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43I am your new recruit.
0:10:43 > 0:10:46Sorry.
0:10:46 > 0:10:49I was trying to extend my plunger.
0:10:49 > 0:10:50Oh, well.
0:10:50 > 0:10:54Time for a good old-fashioned briefing and a nice group hug.
0:10:54 > 0:10:58After that, we'll be split into three sections...
0:10:58 > 0:11:00Looking forward to going out on manoeuvres.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02I'm getting quite good at reverse.
0:11:02 > 0:11:03Have you quite finished?
0:11:03 > 0:11:05Oh, I can't see.
0:11:05 > 0:11:06The vision's impaired.
0:11:06 > 0:11:08Pay attention to the brief.
0:11:08 > 0:11:16Thank you.
0:11:16 > 0:11:22LAUGHS
0:11:28 > 0:11:30Did I miss anything?
0:11:30 > 0:11:31Sorry. Oh!
0:11:31 > 0:11:31Is that it?
0:11:31 > 0:11:33Are we finished?
0:11:33 > 0:11:34Good. Right.
0:11:34 > 0:11:34End of programme.
0:11:34 > 0:11:37Thank you so much for watching our Click-mas Special.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39On behalf of all of us, have a brilliant festive season,
0:11:39 > 0:11:41goodbye and we'll see you in 2016.
0:11:41 > 0:11:42Merry Christmas!
0:11:42 > 0:11:49Merry Christmas!
0:11:49 > 0:11:51# Hope you don't have to do the dishes
0:11:51 > 0:11:55# Fa-la-la-la
0:11:55 > 0:11:59# May your batteries last all day