Merry Clickmas

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0:00:00 > 0:00:00of ways. It does seem like not the wake to be spending cash.Superstar

0:00:00 > 0:00:03today on the Sunday express. 40 million hit the sales early.

0:00:03 > 0:00:15Terrible. An enormous shopping date shock. An estimated £1.67 billion...

0:00:15 > 0:00:21How do they work that out? I actually have not done all my

0:00:21 > 0:00:31Christmas shopping.You will have a busy day tomorrow.

0:00:31 > 0:00:33The great thing is that the majority of the money

0:00:33 > 0:00:34The great thing is that the majority of the money was spent on High

0:00:34 > 0:00:39Street, not online.Actual physical shops. Aren't you too late to buy

0:00:39 > 0:00:44online? Oh, not for sale is not for Christmas presents.And at the

0:00:44 > 0:00:48beginning of the market was down 10% and everyone was worried so it

0:00:48 > 0:00:53actually brilliant news the high street.You can spend it twice, you

0:00:53 > 0:00:56need to spend it today or after Christmas but you may get some

0:00:56 > 0:01:00bargains. Take your sharp elbows with you. Let's finish with the

0:01:00 > 0:01:08express. Eat, drink and be merry. Why? Good news, easy, convenient

0:01:08 > 0:01:13answer to a obesity is on the way! If this story is to be believed, an

0:01:13 > 0:01:20injection has been invented, we are told, or it has been invented by

0:01:20 > 0:01:25university in Israel, that can stop the sites that usually turn flat

0:01:25 > 0:01:31into, our bodies burn them instead, so the trial has been successful and

0:01:31 > 0:01:36that could be on the market in two years. Sir we can eat all the mince

0:01:36 > 0:01:40pies we want.We shouldn't applaud this, should we?We should show

0:01:40 > 0:01:45restraint. Except we do exist in a culture where there is food

0:01:45 > 0:01:48everywhere the whole time and I think we need to address culture to

0:01:48 > 0:01:53make it easier for people, and also so much is unhealthy and packed with

0:01:53 > 0:01:57sugar and all sorts of things, it makes it hard, I can see the need

0:01:57 > 0:02:03for a magic cure and we will wait and see...We don't need new years

0:02:03 > 0:02:07resolution, we can just have an injection.That is the papers.

0:02:07 > 0:02:11Rosamond, Claire, good to see you, thank you for coming in and a happy

0:02:11 > 0:02:14Christmas and New Year. Coming up next, its click.

0:02:21 > 0:02:24T'was the night before Clickmas and all through the smart home not

0:02:24 > 0:02:28a gizmo was whirring, not even a drone.

0:02:28 > 0:02:30The stockings were full with gadgets galore,

0:02:30 > 0:02:56with virtual realities primed to explore.

0:02:56 > 0:03:00# The very next day you gave it away

0:03:00 > 0:03:04# This year, to save me from tears

0:03:04 > 0:03:06# I'll give it to...#

0:03:06 > 0:03:09And welcome to the Clickmas special!

0:03:09 > 0:03:12CHEERING

0:03:12 > 0:03:15And thank you very much to John Culshaw for that excellent

0:03:15 > 0:03:16rendition to start us off.

0:03:16 > 0:03:17Would you believe it?

0:03:17 > 0:03:20The gang's all here, the halls are decked with nifty

0:03:20 > 0:03:23gadgetry, and it's time to get this party started.

0:03:23 > 0:03:24Ooh!

0:03:24 > 0:03:25Look at that!

0:03:26 > 0:03:28This is the Lyric Speaker, and it streams music

0:03:28 > 0:03:31from your smartphone from Spotify, and it also picks up the lyrics

0:03:31 > 0:03:35from Spotify and displays it on the screen for you all to stare

0:03:35 > 0:03:39at, rather than having a sociable conversation.

0:03:39 > 0:03:43And if you do want something to talk about, you can talk about the fact

0:03:43 > 0:03:45that this costs £3600.

0:03:45 > 0:03:45Wow!

0:03:45 > 0:03:46Yes, so there we go.

0:03:46 > 0:03:48Does it play Mariah Carey?

0:03:48 > 0:03:50Technically, it does, but we can't afford the licensing.

0:03:50 > 0:03:54Well, I tell you what, I've got a Christmas present

0:03:54 > 0:03:55for you, Spencer.

0:03:55 > 0:03:55Fabulous.

0:03:56 > 0:03:58You've always wanted to be a Jedi Knight,

0:03:58 > 0:03:59I know this in my heart.

0:03:59 > 0:04:00Yes.

0:04:00 > 0:04:02You have always wanted to have a lightsabre battle.

0:04:02 > 0:04:02Oh, yes.

0:04:03 > 0:04:05With this augmented reality Star Wars battling headset, you can.

0:04:05 > 0:04:06Fabulous.

0:04:06 > 0:04:07Can I try it now?

0:04:07 > 0:04:10Yes, but you're going to have to go over there, because I know

0:04:10 > 0:04:13you and your waving arms, you're going to knock something

0:04:13 > 0:04:13over.

0:04:13 > 0:04:23OK.

0:04:23 > 0:04:27While I get lost in a galaxy far, far away, Dan is getting lost

0:04:27 > 0:04:35in his favourite video game.

0:04:35 > 0:04:36Come on, come on!

0:04:36 > 0:04:37Come on!

0:04:37 > 0:04:40Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!

0:04:40 > 0:04:43I've just crashed it!

0:04:43 > 0:04:44HE LAUGHS

0:04:45 > 0:04:48It's a stunning game, and I'd love to tell you it's just

0:04:48 > 0:04:51like driving the real thing but...

0:04:51 > 0:05:03..I can't just yet.

0:05:03 > 0:05:05This is the Nissan GT-R.

0:05:05 > 0:05:08Its four-wheel drive traction-control system lays down

0:05:08 > 0:05:14almost all the 550 horses from the engine to the tarmac.

0:05:14 > 0:05:18It has a top speed that would make your nose bleed and been

0:05:18 > 0:05:24clocked from 0-60 in under three seconds.

0:05:24 > 0:05:26I am ready to go again!

0:05:30 > 0:05:41Sorry?

0:05:41 > 0:05:43Oh, BLEEP!

0:05:43 > 0:05:45Oh, BLEEP!

0:05:45 > 0:05:54Oh, my...!

0:05:54 > 0:06:00Yeah, you want to be a little bit...

0:06:01 > 0:06:06So we've played the game, we've driven the car,

0:06:06 > 0:06:06so how about...

0:06:07 > 0:06:14..we do both?

0:06:14 > 0:06:15This is a full-size, fully-specced remote-controlled

0:06:15 > 0:06:20Nissan GT-R/C.

0:06:20 > 0:06:24It has been made by the team at JLB Design and is driven by a standard

0:06:24 > 0:06:28PlayStation controller.

0:06:28 > 0:06:30Four robots control the transmission, steering,

0:06:30 > 0:06:34throttle and the brakes.

0:06:34 > 0:06:37The six number-crunchers in the boot calculate my adjustments 100

0:06:37 > 0:06:41times a second.

0:06:41 > 0:06:44So just to be clear, I'm going to be driving that car

0:06:44 > 0:06:48with this, while Rob chases it in the car that we're in,

0:06:48 > 0:06:51so we don't lose contact, obviously.

0:06:51 > 0:06:51I know.

0:06:51 > 0:06:55Bonkers.

0:06:55 > 0:06:58This is £100,000 worth of sports car, and I've got

0:06:58 > 0:07:05to say it's twitchy.

0:07:05 > 0:07:08Just like the Grand Prix, a bit of brake, there we go,

0:07:09 > 0:07:10in we go, in we turn.

0:07:10 > 0:07:12Just take a little bit of kerb.

0:07:12 > 0:07:14He has got it round that corner!

0:07:14 > 0:07:17He hasn't smashed the sports car!

0:07:17 > 0:07:20This car has so much power, and I literally have to just

0:07:21 > 0:07:24dab my finger and it moves - I mean, it really goes.

0:07:24 > 0:07:24Incredible.

0:07:24 > 0:07:31Wow!

0:07:31 > 0:07:34I mean, just be able to control something as powerful

0:07:34 > 0:07:38as that is so much responsibility, actually, but once you get into it,

0:07:38 > 0:07:40you get focused on the car, it's just incredible.

0:07:40 > 0:07:43We should all have one of these for Christmas, shouldn't we?

0:07:43 > 0:07:49Oh, well.

0:07:53 > 0:07:56Nice to dream.

0:07:56 > 0:07:57Dan!

0:07:57 > 0:07:58That looked amazing!

0:07:58 > 0:07:59Pointless!

0:07:59 > 0:08:00But amazing!

0:08:00 > 0:08:01Yeah.

0:08:01 > 0:08:05And terrifying.

0:08:05 > 0:08:07It was absolutely terrifying, Spen.

0:08:07 > 0:08:10I think we created a new emoji when we filmed that.

0:08:10 > 0:08:10Oh, I say!

0:08:10 > 0:08:13But we flushed it away, it's OK, it's fine.

0:08:13 > 0:08:19Right, well!

0:08:19 > 0:08:20Ho, ho, ho!

0:08:20 > 0:08:21Merry Clickmas!

0:08:21 > 0:08:22What have you got there?

0:08:22 > 0:08:23This is my friend, Anki.

0:08:24 > 0:08:26I thought it would bring some fun to the Clickmas table.

0:08:27 > 0:08:28Look, it even recognises me.

0:08:28 > 0:08:28Hello, Anki!

0:08:28 > 0:08:30And it's a goading robot!

0:08:30 > 0:08:33It can say phrases, it can play educational games and it can

0:08:33 > 0:08:34even do that.

0:08:34 > 0:08:37Let's have a look at what it gets up to on the table.

0:08:37 > 0:08:41Don't worry, it's not going to eat those chocolate coins of yours!

0:08:41 > 0:08:42Does it mine for Bitcoins?

0:08:42 > 0:08:44It mines for chocolate coins, at this moment.

0:08:44 > 0:08:54Robots are the best!

0:08:54 > 0:08:56This is Ocado's Hatfield fulfilment centre -

0:08:56 > 0:08:58a place where humans work alongside a process that already

0:08:58 > 0:09:02looks pretty automated.

0:09:02 > 0:09:08But the robots are coming.

0:09:08 > 0:09:10Wow!

0:09:10 > 0:09:11This grocery-picking robot is being tested here,

0:09:12 > 0:09:15and early next year she'll be making an appearance at one of Ocado's

0:09:15 > 0:09:19warehouses to do the job for real.

0:09:19 > 0:09:22It has been trained to identify 2,000 of Ocado's 50,000 products

0:09:22 > 0:09:26using computer vision.

0:09:26 > 0:09:28And as long as those products are non-porous -

0:09:28 > 0:09:31so that means basically anything that won't be damaged

0:09:31 > 0:09:34by being picked up by this vacuum - then it can take them out

0:09:34 > 0:09:37of the picking box, take them through the scanner,

0:09:37 > 0:09:41and place them in the bagging area.

0:09:41 > 0:09:44But this isn't the only bot being tested here.

0:09:44 > 0:09:53So I'm off to meet a man called Panos and an arm called SoMa.

0:09:53 > 0:09:55Hello!

0:09:55 > 0:09:57Oh, I don't know whose hand I shake first.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59I'm going to go for yours.

0:09:59 > 0:10:02OK, so whilst this robot looks like its purpose is just

0:10:02 > 0:10:05to have the human touch, so it can pick things up that

0:10:05 > 0:10:09are softer without damaging them, it does also have another skill.

0:10:10 > 0:10:14What this one has been taught to do is the same thing a human would.

0:10:14 > 0:10:17So to put their hand on it, roll it along and do that.

0:10:17 > 0:10:20Panos, can you help it demonstrate, please?

0:10:20 > 0:10:22Of course.

0:10:22 > 0:10:22Wow!

0:10:22 > 0:10:24That arm movement is quite something.

0:10:24 > 0:10:32It's got a few elbows there.

0:10:33 > 0:10:36But it's grabbed it, and it has picked it up successfully.

0:10:36 > 0:10:40It can put it down.

0:10:40 > 0:10:41Oh!

0:10:41 > 0:10:56Thanks, happy Christmas to you, too!

0:10:56 > 0:11:00Wow, I have to say, you get a great view of London's West End

0:11:00 > 0:11:00from up here.

0:11:00 > 0:11:03I'm on the roof of John Lewis at the moment.

0:11:03 > 0:11:04These aren't any old binoculars.

0:11:04 > 0:11:07These are made by IQ, and they are basically a combination

0:11:07 > 0:11:10of a lens strapped to a smartphone strapped to a viewer.

0:11:10 > 0:11:14And they allow you to record what you are seeing so you can watch

0:11:14 > 0:11:16it back later and share it with friends.

0:11:16 > 0:11:17Nice.

0:11:17 > 0:11:17I'm freezing.

0:11:17 > 0:11:22I say, barman...

0:11:22 > 0:11:23Well, hello there, Spencer!

0:11:23 > 0:11:24If it isn't TV's Nick Kwek.

0:11:24 > 0:11:25It's me!

0:11:25 > 0:11:26How are you?

0:11:26 > 0:11:26Cold.

0:11:26 > 0:11:30Can you whip me up something hot?

0:11:31 > 0:11:32Here you go, Spen.

0:11:32 > 0:11:34It's a lovely hot chocolate.

0:11:34 > 0:11:38I say hot, because actually that is a smart mug you are holding.

0:11:38 > 0:11:41It connects to your mobile phone via an app, and that works

0:11:41 > 0:11:42like a thermostat.

0:11:42 > 0:11:44You choose the desired temperature of your drink,

0:11:44 > 0:11:46and that keeps it warm all day long.

0:11:46 > 0:11:47All day long!

0:11:48 > 0:11:50That is, until your smartphone's battery dies, at which point

0:11:50 > 0:11:52the power in the mug goes.

0:11:52 > 0:11:53I'll drink it, then.

0:11:53 > 0:11:57That will be £80.

0:11:57 > 0:12:01Say what now?

0:12:01 > 0:12:05£80.

0:12:05 > 0:12:05£80!

0:12:05 > 0:12:06What's that, production?

0:12:06 > 0:12:08I'm needed back in the hub?

0:12:08 > 0:12:08Spen!

0:12:08 > 0:12:26I hope you're enjoying the show.

0:12:26 > 0:12:28It's time for our Clickmas elfing.

0:12:28 > 0:12:32Sticking with the theme of AR, we'll be adding a bit of augmented

0:12:32 > 0:12:33reality to the photo this year.

0:12:33 > 0:12:36We have the photo printer attached to a smartphone.

0:12:36 > 0:12:38I will need some help here, Dan.

0:12:38 > 0:12:39Could you take the selfie, please?

0:12:39 > 0:12:41You are in a better position than me.

0:12:41 > 0:12:44We need to put it on video mode.

0:12:44 > 0:12:45This is a video selfie?

0:12:45 > 0:12:46Well, it is.

0:12:46 > 0:12:48You will find out why in a moment.

0:12:48 > 0:12:52All I have to say right now is that when Dan presses the button,

0:12:52 > 0:12:54make sure you move and make some noise.

0:12:54 > 0:12:56Happy Clickmas, or something else appropriate.

0:12:56 > 0:12:56Three, two, one!

0:12:56 > 0:12:57ALL: Happy Clickmas!

0:12:57 > 0:13:01So now we have still that looks like but that we print.

0:13:01 > 0:13:02That's unfortunate.

0:13:02 > 0:13:03It's not a bad picture.

0:13:03 > 0:13:04Let's print that still.

0:13:04 > 0:13:05Hurrah!

0:13:05 > 0:13:06There you go, Spencer.

0:13:06 > 0:13:12Your memento.

0:13:12 > 0:13:14Your memento for having us.

0:13:14 > 0:13:16I like the way you framed it.

0:13:16 > 0:13:18I'm sure that's what it was designed for.

0:13:18 > 0:13:21I'm going to have to take a selfie of that.

0:13:21 > 0:13:22That's it for this week.

0:13:22 > 0:13:24Thank you so much for watching.

0:13:24 > 0:13:30On behalf of the whole team, Merry Clickmas!

0:13:30 > 0:13:32The rooftop sees Santa who is laughing with glee.

0:13:32 > 0:13:36He is trying to fit robots down the chimney.

0:13:36 > 0:13:39He finished the job and the gifs were delivered.

0:13:39 > 0:13:42Around Rudolph's neck, the GPS triggered.

0:13:42 > 0:13:44And on Santa's step counter the total was high.

0:13:44 > 0:13:45Merry Clickmas to all!

0:13:45 > 0:13:52# Now where's my mince pie?

0:13:52 > 0:13:53Guys, I think I've fallen over.

0:13:53 > 0:13:54No-one told me there was a step.