:00:11. > :00:16.Have we got a present for you? There will be bouncing, bracing, knitting,
:00:17. > :00:49.shaking and... It was the week before Christmas and
:00:50. > :00:53.all through the house that team assembled at the click of a mouse.
:00:54. > :00:59.Presence were shared, opened and praised to a great festive special
:01:00. > :01:08.many a glass was raised. -- presents. Hello and welcome to the
:01:09. > :01:12.Christmas special! Everyone is here, all the outfits and colours are
:01:13. > :01:18.here. If you are wondering where LJ Rich is, she is here! Listen, apart
:01:19. > :01:22.from the beautiful playing you have something else that will introduce a
:01:23. > :01:32.vote of festive cheers? It is this. The a cappella app. That is truly
:01:33. > :01:39.amazing. That is a beautiful thing. All singing in harmony. It is quite
:01:40. > :01:43.fun to do. I know six people who would like to have a go at that and
:01:44. > :01:53.be awful at it. Shall we? Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the
:01:54. > :02:11.way... Babababab, jingle bells, jingle bells. ALL SING.
:02:12. > :02:23.That is pretty special. You know who would be really good at that? It is
:02:24. > :02:32.a shame he is not here. Dave Lee. Who is all the way in San Francisco!
:02:33. > :02:39.But, fortunately, he is here the magic of technology! Come here.
:02:40. > :02:45.Merry Christmas, everyone! Look at you! I am loving your wheels. Thank
:02:46. > :02:51.you very much. I've lost a bit of weight. Earlier this year we all
:02:52. > :02:57.went to South Korea and Dave, as well as your cutting edge tech
:02:58. > :03:00.journalism, you did something extra special for our Christmas programme.
:03:01. > :03:07.Tell us about it. I don't know if you have ever heard of Muck Bang, it
:03:08. > :03:11.is about getting on camera, eating lots of food and generally being
:03:12. > :03:21.crazy. I went to Korea and I did some of that with one of the guest
:03:22. > :03:23.webcam stars in Korea. We had a lot of fun and an awful lot of bad food.
:03:24. > :04:16.Yes, this is what happened. Good. Let's do it. Three, two, one.
:04:17. > :04:25.Hello. What are we going to cook? That's a big sausage. This is going
:04:26. > :04:40.in? Now we're talking. That smells very strong. No!
:04:41. > :04:58.LAUGHS. Oh, no! What's happened? OK. OK, Dave. Dave! Brocade. I'll try
:04:59. > :06:03.that. -- OK. You try some. Oh, God... I don't know how you
:06:04. > :06:08.could possibly lose weight, having done that. You will notice that I
:06:09. > :06:13.didn't exactly eat much of the food, kindly prepared for me by BJ
:06:14. > :06:18.Biryong. Watching that back reminds me of how awful I felt that morning.
:06:19. > :06:23.It was... Yeah, it wasn't particularly tasty. I'm not sure I
:06:24. > :06:29.would make a very good Korean Muck Bang star. If I was, I might go for
:06:30. > :06:32.something like a bacon sandwich. Something easy to eat. And maybe not
:06:33. > :06:39.bouncing on a trampoline straight afterwards after. Thank you! Merry
:06:40. > :06:55.Christmas! That's Davey, everyone! OK, reverse. Now, that's made me
:06:56. > :07:04.thirsty. Fortunately... He can't see how far he is going back. Let's give
:07:05. > :07:10.it a moment. There we go! Good. Right, who fancies a drink after
:07:11. > :07:14.that? Fortunately, Mark has been mixing something special for us over
:07:15. > :07:20.there. What I'm going to do is the perfect festive tipple with the aid
:07:21. > :07:26.of this, which is a very posh set of scales which plugs into a tablet.
:07:27. > :07:30.All you do is select the drink that you want to make from this enormous
:07:31. > :07:35.list. You've got the ingredients. Make sure you've got all of those
:07:36. > :07:40.before you start. Build. Basically, it tells you how much of an
:07:41. > :07:43.ingredient you need to add. As it's a scale it is measuring how much of
:07:44. > :07:48.any one of the liquids I am pouring in. This is the clever bit. If I
:07:49. > :07:53.pour too much of any of the ingredients in, the app recalculate
:07:54. > :07:56.and figures out how much of the other ingredients I need to add so
:07:57. > :08:03.that the drink is absolutely perfect. It can even suggest drinks
:08:04. > :08:08.based on the information you tell it about ingredients you have in your
:08:09. > :08:17.cupboards. I might not be a cocktail palm and to do at least now have the
:08:18. > :08:26.perfectly measured drink. -- barman. There you go. Get your laughing gear
:08:27. > :08:35.around that. Fantastic. Thank you. Ah, yeah. I detect a hint of irony.
:08:36. > :08:44.Thank you. Just a dash of sarcasm on the side. Spencer, stop what you're
:08:45. > :08:51.doing. I've got a present for you. It is just underneath this. I.e.
:08:52. > :08:58.Ready for the big reveal? I wondered what that was. You might be shocked.
:08:59. > :09:06.What does it do please? If you could place the hearing. Ho, ho, ho, I
:09:07. > :09:16.have a treat for you. Merry Christmas. See you next time. Love
:09:17. > :09:22.you. It reads out tweets? That's right. It is looking at Twitter and
:09:23. > :09:27.taking any tweets from the BBC that says Merry Christmas and reading
:09:28. > :09:38.that out. Fantastic. Powell? Internet is a recipe pie. -- how? It
:09:39. > :09:43.is connected to the internet. Did you write the code? Yes. That's
:09:44. > :09:50.proper dedication to something so freaky. If you like it that much,
:09:51. > :09:53.you can get your own recipe pie. It cost four quid and it will let you
:09:54. > :10:00.make one of those. The same functionality. Fantastic! I am
:10:01. > :10:02.flabbergasted. Let's keep it switched on and see if anyone tweets
:10:03. > :10:23.us. Spencer... I've got a present for
:10:24. > :10:30.you. I hope you like it. Here I go. Stop looking. You still don't know
:10:31. > :10:35.what it is. It's a white box, thank you so much. This company aims to
:10:36. > :10:39.use ethically sourced materials but instead of having to replace your
:10:40. > :10:42.phone every couple of years because it has separate components that you
:10:43. > :10:49.can easily change you should just be able to replace parts when they
:10:50. > :10:53.break. Wow. You can easily open it, see you can see how they come apart.
:10:54. > :10:58.You have to slide the two Bluebeard at the bottom. The screen comes off,
:10:59. > :11:04.the battery can be easily changed and you can even replace the camera.
:11:05. > :11:11.Why don't you try and take a photo? Let's do that. Say cheese!
:11:12. > :11:14.Beautiful. Well, it is the holiday season, so everyone will be snapping
:11:15. > :11:20.away. You've been away recently, Dan? Yes. I've been to Africa.
:11:21. > :11:27.Testing some new camera kit. Before we do that, we do a version of this
:11:28. > :11:34.programme in Farsi. We thought we would have a bit of a competition
:11:35. > :11:38.while on safari in Malawi. To see who has the best camera gadgets. We
:11:39. > :11:47.didn't really want to carry bulky cameras. And we want to see who has
:11:48. > :12:00.the best shots. But gay. We won? BOTH: Me! -- OK.
:12:01. > :12:04.Monkey! We've taken to the water to see who can take the best wildlife
:12:05. > :12:06.shot with a smartphone and we've both those in some top gadgets to
:12:07. > :12:16.help with that. First up, the DXO1. You just plug it
:12:17. > :12:19.in. It fires up, click the lens hood and you are ready to shoot with all
:12:20. > :12:26.of the options of a larger camera, including full manual control. I can
:12:27. > :12:33.zoom in, in manual mode, and I've got full control of the shutter
:12:34. > :12:43.speed, I get a low depth of field, really professional style shot. The
:12:44. > :12:47.DXO1's Twenty20 is -- megapixel shots are stored on a USB card,
:12:48. > :12:51.while a smaller version is said to your mobile for sharing. It features
:12:52. > :13:00.a three-time optical zooms I can get closer without losing any
:13:01. > :13:04.resolution. And the shutter speed can capture any fast moving action.
:13:05. > :13:12.You didn't tell me how much it costs. $599. Almost as much as the
:13:13. > :13:18.phone! OK, it's a little bit pricey, but three times zoom. If you are
:13:19. > :13:25.after zoom, I've got something that will give you great zoom and it
:13:26. > :13:32.works with any phone. She has found a snap zoom. You will need a pair of
:13:33. > :13:35.binoculars for this. Just snapped them on to one side and fix your
:13:36. > :13:43.phone onto the other. Now she has got the equivalent of a dig, Elke
:13:44. > :13:45.telephoto lens. -- big, bulky. I just can't get close enough. I've
:13:46. > :14:00.got the perfect shots. That's your full shot. Mine is
:14:01. > :14:04.better but I'm further away. Very nice. But is that a screwdriver
:14:05. > :14:09.you're fiddling with? Yes. It's awkward and fiddly, isn't it? It's
:14:10. > :14:13.cheap, just $50. While you've been fidd well that, you've missed all
:14:14. > :14:19.the wildlife. You've hardly taken a shot. Actually, no. I already 100
:14:20. > :14:27.shots of the beautiful wildlife. Uh-huh.
:14:28. > :14:33.This is the lesser-spotted snapcam. Snap it once for a photo and twice
:14:34. > :14:38.to start videoing. This connects wirelessly to your phone so you can
:14:39. > :14:43.easily feed your hungry social media accounts. Live streaming to YouTube
:14:44. > :14:47.is expected next year. Supereasy to use. You can be busy
:14:48. > :14:51.doing what you're doing and just take the shot. But the only thing is
:14:52. > :14:55.all of these shots are quite wide, so the wildlife that we're out here
:14:56. > :14:58.to see, you can't really take a picture of it. Well, that's the
:14:59. > :15:03.choice you've got to make. Do you want to be present in the wildlife
:15:04. > :15:11.and occasionally capture the memory on this or do you want some
:15:12. > :15:15.artistic, decent shots? Both the snapcam and the DX 01 seemed
:15:16. > :15:21.power-hungry, lasting just a couple of hours. So I've brought along the
:15:22. > :15:26.world's thinnest solar charger to power up for the last chance at the
:15:27. > :15:32.perfect shot. Time to agree on who has won.
:15:33. > :15:37.Look at that. I mean that's a great shot of the elephants. That's an
:15:38. > :15:42.amazing shot. Yeah, that's nice, but you couldn't zoom as much as I did.
:15:43. > :15:53.Look how lose I got. It's just a bit of plastic there. It's just $50!
:15:54. > :15:56.# Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer # Had a shiny nose
:15:57. > :16:01.# But it was hard to text on... That's a sick outfit. I was a bit on
:16:02. > :16:05.the sleeve but you can't tell. Your jumper is delightful. Thank you. I
:16:06. > :16:13.designed it myself. Really? Well, sort of... I didn't want to risk
:16:14. > :16:18.having the same jumper as you, so I went to customise my clothes just by
:16:19. > :16:23.moving the mouse. It uses the same concept as 3D printing so it's as
:16:24. > :16:27.cost effective to make 100 unique designs as it would be to make 100
:16:28. > :16:31.of the same jumper. It's connected to industrial knitting machines in
:16:32. > :16:35.Central London where the pattern prints out in a matter of hours.
:16:36. > :16:40.Knit wear is delicate work and you still have to do the finishing
:16:41. > :16:45.touches by hand and it's finished! At ?200 for a marino wool jumper, it
:16:46. > :16:50.might not be for everyone, but you do get a custom label.
:16:51. > :16:52.# Ork, the weather outside is delightful
:16:53. > :16:57.# But the fire is so delightful # And since there's no place to go
:16:58. > :17:02.# Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow!
:17:03. > :17:09.Ho, ho, ho, merry Christmas, Spencer. Merry Christmas. A hessian
:17:10. > :17:12.sack. I haven't seen one of these since I jumped about in infant
:17:13. > :17:18.school in one. Proper presents! Look at this! Unwrap! Unwrap! Incoming
:17:19. > :17:25.present! Present is Dalek. Present is Dalek. Exterminate! One thing you
:17:26. > :17:28.need to be able to do on Christmas Day is exterminate your relatives!
:17:29. > :17:32.That's marvellous. I'll tidy that up later. That's beautiful. Because you
:17:33. > :17:38.got so excited about this last week... Right. Not that I want to
:17:39. > :17:47.spoil the surprise for you, I had a word with Santa and he managed to
:17:48. > :17:52.find this very, um, sought-after... BB-8, everybody. I had a real one
:17:53. > :17:55.last week and a toy one this time. That's the best reaction to a
:17:56. > :18:01.present I've ever had. What? The raspberry? Inductive charging base,
:18:02. > :18:06.trade wear, skill wear, hardware! It's got it all. And it's
:18:07. > :18:10.app-controlled. I tried it out and I have to say my cat loves lifting its
:18:11. > :18:12.head off by theary corral. She thinks it's the best one in the
:18:13. > :18:18.world. That's fantastic. Look at this. It's got three modes. It's got
:18:19. > :18:22.an explore mode, so you set it off and it explores and maps your areas
:18:23. > :18:25.on -- area on its own. Have you to block off stairs and things like
:18:26. > :18:29.that because it's not terribly intelligent about not going down the
:18:30. > :18:34.stairs. It's got the drive mode where you can basically control it
:18:35. > :18:46.and drive it your your smartphone app and it sends a holographic
:18:47. > :18:50.message. No way! Like, "Help me, Spenley-wan-clickobi! You're my only
:18:51. > :18:54.hope!" I'm so glad we rehearsed that. So this moves. That moves.
:18:55. > :19:00.Race? Only one way to decide. Robot race. Race!
:19:01. > :19:33.3, 2, 1... Go! On the south coast of England, the
:19:34. > :19:41.royal citadel, a military base with a very unusual recruit. My job is to
:19:42. > :19:50.hunt it down, dramatically. Overdramatically! Yes, it's a Dalek
:19:51. > :19:55.that lives with the army. And not just any home-made Dalek, a Dalek
:19:56. > :20:02.that was made by the Royal Citadel's vicar for a children's holiday club.
:20:03. > :20:10.Now where would I find said vicar dressed as a Dalek? Ah... Finally,
:20:11. > :20:14.we meet. Hello. Hello. You are in there? Yep. Can I help you off with
:20:15. > :20:19.this? You most certainly can. OK. Here we go. I can't believe I'm
:20:20. > :20:28.doing this. Wow. E! Oh! That's better. Oh, my word. What a...
:20:29. > :20:31.Beautiful thing. Oh, my goodness. It's a mobility scooter that you've
:20:32. > :20:36.modified. Absolutely. I'm counting on this in my old age, yeah, yeah.
:20:37. > :20:41.You have actually weaponised this, haven't you? He fires a lethal dose
:20:42. > :20:44.of carbon dioxide from a fire extinguisher. How you fit that in
:20:45. > :20:48.there, I don't know. It is a bit of a problem. It did get me in trouble
:20:49. > :20:53.once, actually. I was reading lines from inside the Dalek with a torch
:20:54. > :20:57.and so on and I exterminated somebody with the CO2, and then
:20:58. > :21:08.reached for my line but unfortunately the whole Dalek had
:21:09. > :21:15.filled up with kids. The padre has done Davros proud. The thing really
:21:16. > :21:22.zips along. But mind your ground clearance, vicar, are you might --
:21:23. > :21:32.or you might lose your skirt. Ooh! That's gotta hurt! We're grounded!
:21:33. > :21:36.Here it is - our exploded Dalek. The shell is made from MDF sat atop that
:21:37. > :21:40.scooter with the shortened wheel base. Now we're going to put this
:21:41. > :21:50.back together and then I'm going to get my Christmas wish. I'm going to
:21:51. > :21:54.drive the Dalek. Front, back, front, you've got the front. Right, I only
:21:55. > :22:08.need one more thing to become a Dalek. A chair. There you go. In you
:22:09. > :22:21.go. Ha! Ha! I am a Dalek! I am a Dalek! I am a Dalek! Wow! Woo-hoo!
:22:22. > :22:30.Wow, this is quite terrifying because all I can kind of see is
:22:31. > :22:32.grey. Maybe this is why they went round exterminating everyone. They
:22:33. > :22:36.just couldn't see properly and they needed things out of their way.
:22:37. > :22:54.Right. Time to find out what the human soldiers here at the Citadel
:22:55. > :23:00.make of their wheelie new recruit. Do not exterminate me. I am your new
:23:01. > :23:05.recruit. Sorry. I was trying to extend my
:23:06. > :23:11.plunger. Oh, well. Time for a good
:23:12. > :23:15.old-fashioned briefing and a nice group hug.
:23:16. > :23:19.After that, we'll be split into three sections... Looking forward to
:23:20. > :23:23.going out on manoeuvres. I'm getting quite good at reverse. Have you
:23:24. > :23:34.quite finished? Oh, I can't see. The vision's impaired. Pay attention to
:23:35. > :23:38.the brief. Thank you. # I'm gonna spend my Christmas with
:23:39. > :23:43.a Dalek # And hug it underneath the
:23:44. > :23:48.mistletoe... Hairy toun! Did I miss anything? Sorry. Oh! Is that it? Are
:23:49. > :23:53.we finished? Good. Right. End of programme. Thank you so much for
:23:54. > :23:57.watching our Click-mas Special. On behalf of all of us, have a
:23:58. > :24:04.brilliant festive season, goodbye and we'll see you in 2016. Merry
:24:05. > :24:10.Christmas! Merry Christmas! # Hope you don't have to do the
:24:11. > :24:14.dishes # Fa-la-la-la
:24:15. > :24:26.# May your batteries last all day # Have a lovely holiday #
:24:27. > :24:32.Fa-la-la-la-la! Ho-ho-ho, merry Christmas. You're
:24:33. > :24:36.watching Click. Ho-ho-ho. Goodbye. Kiss-kiss.
:24:37. > :24:40.Hello. Some rain around through Saturday but the main thing is the
:24:41. > :24:42.Hello. Some rain around through Saturday but the main thing is the
:24:43. > :24:44.temperatures. It is crazily mild out there. Where is the cold air? Coming
:24:45. > :24:46.down from