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5:02:39 > 5:02:41If you correctly predict all the results

5:02:41 > 5:02:43in the European Football Championship,

5:02:43 > 5:02:47- I'll give you five quid.- Five quid? If I predict the scores?

5:02:47 > 5:02:49Just to win or draw.

5:02:49 > 5:02:51What are the odds on that?

5:02:51 > 5:02:53In that case, Kevin, I'll bet you 50 quid.

5:02:53 > 5:02:57- I'll make it £50,000. - All right, then I'll raise you.

5:02:57 > 5:03:00- £50 million.- £50 million, Gary?

5:03:00 > 5:03:02That's as much we give the EU every day.

5:03:02 > 5:03:04It's your chance to win it, Kev.

5:03:04 > 5:03:08- You can finally buy that Picasso. - My favourite artist, Gary.

5:03:08 > 5:03:09And your chance, too.

5:03:09 > 5:03:11It's free to enter.

5:03:11 > 5:03:13Just fill in the form at 50million.uk

5:03:13 > 5:03:16and if you correctly predict all the outcomes

5:03:16 > 5:03:18from the European Football Championship this summer,

5:03:18 > 5:03:20you could win £50 million.

5:03:21 > 5:03:23Go to 50million.uk now

5:03:23 > 5:03:26and you could win £50 million.

5:03:26 > 5:03:29You just log on to 50million.uk,

5:03:29 > 5:03:30click "sign up",

5:03:30 > 5:03:33then you pick which team wins

5:03:33 > 5:03:36or whether it's a draw for each game, and that's it. Good luck.

5:03:36 > 5:03:38Gary, Turkey or Albania?

5:03:38 > 5:03:41- Well, they're both joining the EU, aren't they?- Yes, I know,

5:03:41 > 5:03:43but which one do you think will win?

5:03:43 > 5:03:45Well, Turkey's got 76 million people,

5:03:45 > 5:03:48- so they should have a good team. - Turkey it is, then, Gary.

5:03:51 > 5:03:53Fancy some quinoa?

5:03:53 > 5:03:56Quinoa? I think you mean "keen-wah", Gary.

5:03:56 > 5:03:58I think I prefer chips.

5:03:58 > 5:04:01Hey! Fancy a kickabout?

5:04:01 > 5:04:04Gary, mind the late-19th-century paintings.

5:04:04 > 5:04:07We're multimillionaires now, Kev.

5:04:09 > 5:04:12Did you know a Member of the European Parliament gets paid

5:04:12 > 5:04:14- £75,000 a year?- How much?

5:04:14 > 5:04:16And 45 grand expenses.

5:04:16 > 5:04:20Get out. I heard they get 300-euro-a-day expenses

5:04:20 > 5:04:22just for turning up.

5:04:22 > 5:04:25Hey, Gazza, we should have been MEPs.

5:04:25 > 5:04:28Stroke of luck we won that 50 million, eh, Kev?

5:04:28 > 5:04:30I wonder who's doing our jobs now.

5:04:30 > 5:04:32Probably someone charging half the price.

5:04:32 > 5:04:34Lucky we got out when we did.

5:04:34 > 5:04:36THEY LAUGH THEN SIGH

5:05:00 > 5:05:02MUSIC PLAYS

5:05:06 > 5:05:08SHE COUGHS

5:05:32 > 5:05:35MUSIC CONTINUES, SPEECH INAUDIBLE