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:00:13. > :00:22.I've been waiting a while, and. The most boring international football

:00:23. > :00:30.team I've ever watched. If I was in America right now and the police

:00:31. > :00:36.pulled me over, I'm staying stiff. At 20 minutes to five we can now say

:00:37. > :00:42.the decision taken in 1975 by this country to join the Common market

:00:43. > :00:46.has been reversed. This will be a victory for real people, a victory

:00:47. > :00:55.for ordinary people. A victory for decent people. What's the first

:00:56. > :01:00.thing that came to your mind? When you've seen everybody voting out?

:01:01. > :01:06.When you found out we voted out? I thought, now I'm going to have to

:01:07. > :01:09.pay for a Visa to visit Spain! A lot of people didn't vote because they

:01:10. > :01:16.thought, we aren't going to leave Europe. I stayed at home and didn't

:01:17. > :01:24.vote. A KA Stephan. He thought it was in the bag. He thought, England

:01:25. > :01:28.isn't that dumb! A lot of people decided to vote over immigration. I

:01:29. > :01:34.think that's one of the main points. They thought if you voted Leave, you

:01:35. > :01:37.know the Simpsons movie? That's what they thought would happen. They

:01:38. > :01:44.thought the dome would come over. In fact we voted leave and what's

:01:45. > :01:51.changed? Yeah, yeah, I voted. I just turned 18. I'd never voted before. I

:01:52. > :01:57.was excited to be voting. The majority of people that did vote,

:01:58. > :02:04.that voted to leave, was middle-aged and elderly. Trying to make Britain

:02:05. > :02:07.how it was. But we Great Britain anyway. So regardless of whether we

:02:08. > :02:12.leave or not, we are still one of the biggest nations in the world. We

:02:13. > :02:18.are still going to get trade, we are still going to be doing well. The

:02:19. > :02:24.British people have made a very clear decision to take a different

:02:25. > :02:28.path. And as such, I think the country requires fresh leadership to

:02:29. > :02:31.take it in this direction. I think you just put his hands up because he

:02:32. > :02:35.was like, you guys are really going to do this, and he backed out. Now

:02:36. > :02:43.he's chilling on the beach with his wife. He tried. He was like, I'm

:02:44. > :02:44.gone. He's like a baby. He said let's do the referendum, lost and

:02:45. > :03:03.quit. I kind of felt sorry for him. He

:03:04. > :03:08.looked like he wanted to cry when he delivered that speech. I respected

:03:09. > :03:11.it, I rated it because he didn't want to be Prime Minister and

:03:12. > :03:17.support something he didn't believe them. That in itself is honest,

:03:18. > :03:28.isn't it? I can agree with that, yeah. At the same time I think it's

:03:29. > :03:36.kind of sneaky. The headlines at 8pm. A final farewell to one of the

:03:37. > :03:45.greatest sporting icons of all time. There have been times where I got

:03:46. > :03:50.beat up a little bit. I used to do amateur boxing so that one hit me.

:03:51. > :03:57.Muhammad Ali hit me. He was the greatest. He went even the greatest

:03:58. > :04:02.because of his boxing ability, because he spoke it. He literally

:04:03. > :04:08.spoke it into being. He spoke it into existence, I'm the man. I'm the

:04:09. > :04:11.real champion, there will never be one like me, and all you people in

:04:12. > :04:18.Britain who raped me as the greatest, I'm going to prove I'm the

:04:19. > :04:26.greatest! -- all of you people who rate me as the greatest! It was

:04:27. > :04:35.almost as big as Prince, massive, two legends. The first album he did

:04:36. > :04:39.all himself, played all 27 instrument at 19 years old.

:04:40. > :04:44.Definitely an icon. He will certainly be missed. When I was

:04:45. > :04:50.growing up my dad played Prince all the time. Prints, obviously it was a

:04:51. > :04:54.big thing in itself, but I think that hit home more because we

:04:55. > :05:00.already lost Michael Jackson. We lost Whitney and we feel like the

:05:01. > :05:05.greats are going. They are all figures that helped us recognise

:05:06. > :05:13.oppression, wherever. David Bowie died but I didn't know about him.

:05:14. > :05:18.Was David Bowie young? Like 50, 60? I don't know how old he was when he

:05:19. > :05:30.went. I knew of him. I said I looked like him when I had the red hair!

:05:31. > :05:37.The official announcement of his death was made on David Bowie's

:05:38. > :05:40.Facebook page. It said he died peacefully today, surrounded by his

:05:41. > :05:54.family after a courageous 18 month battle with cancer.

:05:55. > :06:06.I'm a football anorak. Leicester City is the biggest thing that's

:06:07. > :06:13.ever happened. I can't fathom anything else in my lifetime.

:06:14. > :06:18.Teamwork makes the DreamWorks. It's all about when you work together

:06:19. > :06:21.collectively, you can get more done. All the money that's in football,

:06:22. > :06:27.you've still got to work hard and have a set formation and a tactic to

:06:28. > :06:33.win. They did it with nothing, their team is probably worth 10 million

:06:34. > :06:38.something daft. It all works, man. It just proves it ain't all about

:06:39. > :06:41.money. Especially for my man Jamie Vardy. He should have left and gone

:06:42. > :07:00.to Arsenal. He should have taken the money and ran. What beard? You can't

:07:01. > :07:08.take off his beard! Hey, hey, hey! When I wake up you'll see my beard!

:07:09. > :07:12.Roy Hodgson has resigned as England manager after his side were knocked

:07:13. > :07:19.out of Euro 2016 by Iceland. Shocking, porting, for selection. He

:07:20. > :07:27.is, looking worse in the second half than the first half. The end of the

:07:28. > :07:31.dream for Wales. It's amazing. England that the year rose... I

:07:32. > :07:37.actually went out there with my dad for a couple of days, it wasn't

:07:38. > :07:41.great. They are the most boring international football team I've

:07:42. > :07:47.ever watched. I can't stand their friendlies. It's a bit of a -- it is

:07:48. > :07:50.soul destroying. Usain Bolt has ended his Olympic career with his

:07:51. > :07:56.ninth gold dust Jamaica won the four by 100 m relay. It's the third time

:07:57. > :08:04.he's one that, no one has ever done that before. Usain Bolt did it

:08:05. > :08:08.again. The only thing I can say about that, really, is he's a

:08:09. > :08:14.legend. I think he's done it more than Carl Lewis has done it now. And

:08:15. > :08:19.Carl Lewis was the man. The Usain Bolt to do that, and because he's

:08:20. > :08:28.Jamaican as well, it makes you feel better about yourself.

:08:29. > :08:52.It's the second shooting of a black man by US police in 48 hours.

:08:53. > :08:57.They've both been filmed, one was even live streamed. Oh my God,

:08:58. > :09:02.please don't tell me he's dead. Please don't me my boyfriend just

:09:03. > :09:07.went like that. Vigils have been held with protesters shouting lives

:09:08. > :09:12.matter! We shouldn't have to protest because they treat us wrong. They

:09:13. > :09:19.shoot us because we need to have rights. Five policemen have been

:09:20. > :09:23.shot dead in Dallas, Texas. Attacks on police are an attack on all of

:09:24. > :09:30.us. The rule of law that makes society possible. There has been

:09:31. > :09:36.uproar about the police and all these things that are happening.

:09:37. > :09:41.It's not new. It's been heightened. It's been brought to life, but it's

:09:42. > :09:47.always been there. Nothing's changed. The any difference is we

:09:48. > :09:51.can now film it. Until they can properly grouped together as a full

:09:52. > :09:57.community and everyone can support them, it's not going to be enough to

:09:58. > :10:03.get it heard. A few saying unity is the key? Yeah, exactly. Black Lives

:10:04. > :10:09.Matter UK are holding their first official rallies calling for a

:10:10. > :10:14.shutdown across the country. This morning a main route into one of the

:10:15. > :10:19.UK's major airports was blocked and in Nottingham tram lines were closed

:10:20. > :10:23.of demonstrators lay on the tracks. Black Lives Matter that blocked the

:10:24. > :10:28.airport, I thought that was just dumb and I would be angry if I was

:10:29. > :10:33.trying to catch my plane and I missed my flight. I get what they

:10:34. > :10:39.are trying to do. I think, I'm trying to find the word, but it gave

:10:40. > :10:43.people a reason to disrespect it. It ain't going to change no one's

:10:44. > :10:54.opinion for the better, because they just blocked off the airport. Trying

:10:55. > :10:57.to get on holiday! If you were against black people in any way and

:10:58. > :11:01.then you try to go on holiday and made blocked the airport... LAUGHTER

:11:02. > :11:23.It's true! I accept your nomination for

:11:24. > :11:30.President of the United States. I humbly and gratefully accepts your

:11:31. > :11:34.nomination. I think it is a terrible time. Trump is a joke. But maybe

:11:35. > :11:41.he's meant to be the joke that we don't see coming. I'm not even

:11:42. > :11:49.shocked. When I went to bed, Hillary had a clear lead. I woke up, Trump

:11:50. > :11:56.had one. Man, Donald Trump. Up until the end the stats said Hillary had

:11:57. > :12:00.won it, it's in the bag. Hillary had Beyonce, all these people coming out

:12:01. > :12:07.on stage with her, saying she is the future. I want to build a wall. We

:12:08. > :12:12.need the wall. We have some bad people here and we are going to get

:12:13. > :12:16.them out. I made a mistake using a private e-mail. If I had to do it

:12:17. > :12:21.over again I would obviously do it differently. This was locker room

:12:22. > :12:26.talk. I'm not proud of it. I apologise to my family, I apologise

:12:27. > :12:31.to the American people. Americans are that fickle, they would rather

:12:32. > :12:36.have someone tell them as it is, regardless of how bad their

:12:37. > :12:40.messages, he allowed Theatre come to the surface. He allowed racist

:12:41. > :12:45.sentiment to come to the surface. I don't think it's all about race. I'm

:12:46. > :12:49.not going to be ignorant or make it simplistic. A lot of people are

:12:50. > :12:55.talking about bringing jobs back. Although he's not working class,

:12:56. > :12:57.they believe that. Because he's not a career politician, they believe

:12:58. > :13:02.he's going to make some real changes. Maybe he will. Hillary

:13:03. > :13:09.Clinton wasn't a better choice... But anybody else. A guy down the

:13:10. > :13:18.road, a homeless man, anyone banned Donald Trump. I don't know... His

:13:19. > :13:24.morals, the way he does things... Do you think he said that stuff just to

:13:25. > :13:27.get himself in your mind? Even if he's done that that's still a

:13:28. > :13:32.manipulative mindset. He could be doing worse in the future. I think

:13:33. > :13:35.you said what he needed to say because he was trying to attract a

:13:36. > :13:39.certain voter. I don't think he thinks those things at all. He

:13:40. > :13:44.played on an audience that he was aiming at and did it to the max. If

:13:45. > :13:50.you think about it, politics is really just business. Every country

:13:51. > :13:56.is like a business. No different to running this salon. Your light in

:13:57. > :13:59.power or whatever. Obviously you've got people influencing you and

:14:00. > :14:04.telling you what to do and stuff like that. If Trump can be such a

:14:05. > :14:07.successful businessman, then obviously a country as a business so

:14:08. > :14:16.maybe he'll be successful because he'll make business decisions. Do

:14:17. > :14:22.you want me to comb it out? Yeah. MUSIC

:14:23. > :14:44.Kanye for President next time!