Happy Halfiversary

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03My name is Agent Olympia.

0:00:03 > 0:00:05This is my partner, Agent Otis.

0:00:05 > 0:00:07This is my lunch after I ate it.

0:00:07 > 0:00:09But back to Otis and me.

0:00:09 > 0:00:11We work for an organisation run by kids

0:00:11 > 0:00:13that investigates anything strange,

0:00:13 > 0:00:16weird and especially odd.

0:00:16 > 0:00:19Our job is to put things right again.

0:00:19 > 0:00:22- Hurry, Olympia!- I'm coming, Ms O.

0:00:25 > 0:00:26Who do we work for?

0:00:26 > 0:00:28We work for Odd Squad.

0:00:36 > 0:00:38Don't worry, sir, we will fix your case of the backwards.

0:00:38 > 0:00:41There are two agents waiting for you in the interrogation room.

0:00:41 > 0:00:43You could take the slide, if you want.

0:00:51 > 0:00:52Something new.

0:00:54 > 0:00:58"To a world-class partner. High-fives and fist bumps. Olympia."

0:00:58 > 0:01:01Huh, it's not my birthday.

0:01:01 > 0:01:04- Are you excited for your halfiversary?- Half of what?

0:01:04 > 0:01:06Halfiversary. I'll show you.

0:01:06 > 0:01:08Hand.

0:01:10 > 0:01:11There are 12 months in a year.

0:01:11 > 0:01:14You celebrate your anniversary after a full year goes by.

0:01:14 > 0:01:16But half of 12 months is six months,

0:01:16 > 0:01:20which is how long you and Olympia have been partners as of today,

0:01:20 > 0:01:22making this your halfiversary.

0:01:25 > 0:01:28Hence, the present. I bet Olympia is such a good gift giver.

0:01:28 > 0:01:30- What did you get her?- Nothing.

0:01:30 > 0:01:32I didn't even know this existed until you told me.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34But it's in all the agents' training manual.

0:01:36 > 0:01:38I never read mine.

0:01:38 > 0:01:41Oh, yes, we all remember when you set up the photocopier.

0:01:41 > 0:01:42THEY SCREAM

0:01:42 > 0:01:45- PHOTOCOPIER:- Duplicate! Duplicate! Duplicate!

0:01:45 > 0:01:48I'm sure Olympia won't care that you didn't get her a present.

0:01:48 > 0:01:51- I need to get her something! - It'll break her heart!

0:01:51 > 0:01:53- What if I got her socks?- Socks?

0:01:53 > 0:01:54They're like gloves for your feet.

0:01:54 > 0:01:56I know what socks are, and no way!

0:01:56 > 0:01:59Halfiversary presents need to be personal.

0:01:59 > 0:02:01What do you know about Olympia?

0:02:01 > 0:02:05- She has feet.- And...?

0:02:05 > 0:02:06Um...

0:02:08 > 0:02:10We're going through her stuff.

0:02:10 > 0:02:12Secrets, secrets,

0:02:12 > 0:02:14secrets, secret...

0:02:14 > 0:02:15Oh, what's this?

0:02:15 > 0:02:18Oh, Olympia likes to collect villain autographs.

0:02:18 > 0:02:21She's been working on it all year.

0:02:21 > 0:02:25The only one she's missing is Mr lightning.

0:02:25 > 0:02:28Does that give you a good present idea?

0:02:28 > 0:02:30- Are we back on socks?- No!

0:02:30 > 0:02:32You get Mr Lightning's autograph.

0:02:32 > 0:02:34She'd love that!

0:02:34 > 0:02:37- But what if Olympia comes back? - I'll distract her.

0:02:37 > 0:02:40It'll be like we're an undercover team, and we can have codenames.

0:02:40 > 0:02:43Like, I'll be Carol, and you'll be Carol with a K.

0:02:44 > 0:02:46There she is! Move, Karol, move.

0:02:50 > 0:02:52Hey, Oona, has Otis come by?

0:02:52 > 0:02:54Uhh...

0:02:54 > 0:02:57I don't know because something very odd has happened.

0:02:57 > 0:02:59To my hand!

0:02:59 > 0:03:02It's eeevil!

0:03:02 > 0:03:04What are you doing?!

0:03:04 > 0:03:06I don't know. It's out of control!

0:03:06 > 0:03:09Uh, where is it taking me?

0:03:12 > 0:03:14It's kind of cold in here.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16Oh, yeah.

0:03:16 > 0:03:17JACKALOPE SHRIEKS

0:03:17 > 0:03:20Ooh, got my hair done.

0:03:20 > 0:03:23- Mr Lightning, stop right there! - Odd Squad.

0:03:23 > 0:03:24Kapow!

0:03:24 > 0:03:26Wait, I just want to talk to you.

0:03:33 > 0:03:34Agh, ducks!

0:03:35 > 0:03:37Kapow!

0:03:37 > 0:03:38I'm not trying to catch you.

0:03:38 > 0:03:39Kapow!

0:03:44 > 0:03:47- Hey, Otis. - Ohlm? What are you doing here?

0:03:47 > 0:03:51- Just thought I'd see if you need any back up.- I'm good, thanks.

0:03:51 > 0:03:55Can't wait to see what you got Olympia for your happy halfiversary.

0:03:55 > 0:03:57DOG BARKS

0:03:57 > 0:03:58Kapow!

0:04:03 > 0:04:06You may have caught me,

0:04:06 > 0:04:08but I'm not going down without a fight.

0:04:08 > 0:04:10I don't want to fight. I need your autograph.

0:04:10 > 0:04:12Say who in the what now?

0:04:12 > 0:04:16- It's for my partner as a happy halfiversary gift.- What?

0:04:16 > 0:04:19It's your halfiversary? Where did it go, man?

0:04:21 > 0:04:24You know, I never know what to write on these things.

0:04:24 > 0:04:25Maybe just your name.

0:04:25 > 0:04:28I like that. It's short and classy.

0:04:34 > 0:04:36JACKALOPE LAUGHS

0:04:36 > 0:04:40Here, Mr Lightning's autograph. Where's Olympia?

0:04:40 > 0:04:42I told her a time vortex opened up.

0:04:42 > 0:04:45- And she believed you? - Yeah, because I opened one.

0:04:47 > 0:04:50Return to the hills of Forestad!

0:04:50 > 0:04:52You're welcome.

0:04:52 > 0:04:54HORN TOOTS

0:04:54 > 0:04:55Congratulations!

0:04:55 > 0:04:58I'm so excited for your 31st-iversary

0:04:58 > 0:04:59You mean halfiversary?

0:04:59 > 0:05:01- It's both.- What?!

0:05:01 > 0:05:02Hand.

0:05:04 > 0:05:07Different months of the year have different numbers of days.

0:05:07 > 0:05:09Four months have 30 days -

0:05:09 > 0:05:12April, June, September, and November.

0:05:12 > 0:05:14And one month, February,

0:05:14 > 0:05:15has 28 days.

0:05:15 > 0:05:18And seven months have 31 days -

0:05:18 > 0:05:21January, March, May, July, August,

0:05:21 > 0:05:23October, and December.

0:05:23 > 0:05:26And today's date is January 31.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28If your halfiversary

0:05:28 > 0:05:29is in a month with 31 days,

0:05:29 > 0:05:32it's also your 31st-iversary.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34That means you get your partner two gifts.

0:05:35 > 0:05:39I have to give two gifts? Why didn't you mention this earlier?

0:05:39 > 0:05:40I'm pretty sure I did.

0:05:42 > 0:05:45LAID-BACK MUSIC PLAYS

0:05:48 > 0:05:50I'm not an expert on this stuff.

0:05:50 > 0:05:52I don't even have a partner.

0:05:52 > 0:05:53Or do I? I don't.

0:05:53 > 0:05:56Or do I have a secret tiny partner in my lab coat?

0:05:56 > 0:05:57I don't.

0:05:57 > 0:06:01- Olympia didn't get me two gifts. - Look under your desk.

0:06:01 > 0:06:04- Why did she hide it down here? - It's a 31st-iversary tradition.

0:06:04 > 0:06:06It's all in the agents' manual.

0:06:06 > 0:06:09He doesn't DO manuals.

0:06:09 > 0:06:11Right, we all remember when he set up the blender.

0:06:11 > 0:06:14THEY SCREAM

0:06:14 > 0:06:17No problem. I know the perfect gift.

0:06:17 > 0:06:18- A rock.- BOTH:- A rock?!

0:06:18 > 0:06:20It's a gift with 1,000 uses -

0:06:20 > 0:06:23paperweight, door holder, paperweight...

0:06:23 > 0:06:25Olympia likes Odd Squad history.

0:06:25 > 0:06:28I bet she'd love an original Odd Squad agent badge.

0:06:29 > 0:06:31My old partner O'Donoghue has one.

0:06:31 > 0:06:35- You can find him here. - I appreciate this.

0:06:35 > 0:06:37I know I'm not usually one for flowery speeches,

0:06:37 > 0:06:39and this is no exception.

0:06:40 > 0:06:42Have either of you seen Otis?

0:06:43 > 0:06:44I got this.

0:06:45 > 0:06:48Olympia, something very odd has happened

0:06:48 > 0:06:49to my hand!

0:06:49 > 0:06:51It's evil.

0:06:51 > 0:06:54What's happening?!

0:06:54 > 0:06:57I don't know! It's out of control!

0:06:57 > 0:06:58I don't know where it's taking me.

0:07:00 > 0:07:02HORN BLARES

0:07:02 > 0:07:03Queen of the Ice Trolls.

0:07:03 > 0:07:06Thank you for leaving your ice palace to meet with me.

0:07:06 > 0:07:09- Did you bring them? - Yes, I've recovered the tundra gems.

0:07:09 > 0:07:12- I hope this will mean peace at last. - It will indeed.

0:07:12 > 0:07:15Provided you came alone, as agreed.

0:07:15 > 0:07:19- Agent O'Donoghue, so glad I found you.- Betrayal!

0:07:19 > 0:07:21Am I interrupting something?

0:07:21 > 0:07:24Grrrrragh!

0:07:29 > 0:07:31- It took me five years to earn that troll's trust.- I'm sorry.

0:07:31 > 0:07:34It's just I need an original Odd Squad badge

0:07:34 > 0:07:36for a 31st-iversary gift.

0:07:36 > 0:07:40- Did you say 31st-iversary? - You know what that is?

0:07:40 > 0:07:43My people also celebrate that momentous occasion.

0:07:43 > 0:07:45Give the boy a badge, O'Donoghue.

0:07:47 > 0:07:50- Happy 31st-iversary.- Thanks.

0:07:50 > 0:07:54O'Donoghue, perhaps we're not as different as we think.

0:07:54 > 0:07:56Maybe they can be peace between our kinds.

0:07:56 > 0:08:00As long as there are no more surprises.

0:08:00 > 0:08:02Heh, no need to worry. There won't be any...

0:08:02 > 0:08:04Have no fear! Back up is here!

0:08:04 > 0:08:07- Oh, come on!- Grrrragh!

0:08:09 > 0:08:10ALARM

0:08:10 > 0:08:13Bloop, bloop, bloop. Kingmate.

0:08:13 > 0:08:17Again, that's not how this works.

0:08:17 > 0:08:19OK, two gifts, all done.

0:08:19 > 0:08:22- Where is Olympia? - She should be here soon.

0:08:22 > 0:08:24- Did you open up another time vortex? - No. No, no.

0:08:24 > 0:08:25We opened three of them.

0:08:28 > 0:08:30Even I think this is a bit much.

0:08:31 > 0:08:35OK, I'll just put this gift under Olympia's chair.

0:08:35 > 0:08:36That should do it.

0:08:36 > 0:08:38Except for the Friday-felebration gift.

0:08:40 > 0:08:42Are you kidding me?

0:08:44 > 0:08:45Hand.

0:08:47 > 0:08:50A month is made up of weeks.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52And a week is made up of seven days.

0:08:52 > 0:08:55Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday,

0:08:55 > 0:08:57Thursday, Friday, and Saturday.

0:08:57 > 0:08:59So, if your halfiversary and

0:08:59 > 0:09:0131st-iversary fall on a Friday,

0:09:01 > 0:09:04then it's also your Friday-felebration.

0:09:04 > 0:09:06That means you get your partner three gifts.

0:09:08 > 0:09:10Why didn't you mention this earlier?

0:09:10 > 0:09:12I'm pretty sure I did.

0:09:12 > 0:09:14LAID-BACK MUSIC PLAYS

0:09:15 > 0:09:18- Anyway, it's all...- I know, I know.

0:09:18 > 0:09:20It's all in the manual.

0:09:20 > 0:09:22So, what are you going to get her?

0:09:26 > 0:09:29I'll just write "number one" on this shirt and give it to Olympia.

0:09:29 > 0:09:31That way she'll know she's my number one partner.

0:09:31 > 0:09:32What do you think?

0:09:32 > 0:09:35I think I'm not going to stick around to see that.

0:09:35 > 0:09:36Yeah.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40Hey, Otis!

0:09:42 > 0:09:44You remembered our anniversary!

0:09:44 > 0:09:46Can I open it now?

0:09:46 > 0:09:48Yeah, see, the thing is, um...

0:09:48 > 0:09:50SHE GASPS

0:09:50 > 0:09:53An autographed picture of Mr Lightning.

0:09:53 > 0:09:56It completes my collection!

0:09:56 > 0:09:58Yeah, but...there's something else I need to tell you.

0:09:58 > 0:10:00SHE GASPS

0:10:00 > 0:10:02Whoa.

0:10:02 > 0:10:05An Odd Squad original agent's badge?

0:10:05 > 0:10:07You are the best!

0:10:07 > 0:10:10- You say that now, but later... - Where's the third present?

0:10:10 > 0:10:12Did you hide it? This is fun.

0:10:12 > 0:10:14See, the thing is...

0:10:14 > 0:10:16A mint condition agent's manual,

0:10:16 > 0:10:19- still in its shrink wrap?- Yeah?

0:10:21 > 0:10:24This is the best happy halfiversary, 31st-iversary,

0:10:24 > 0:10:27Friday-felebration EVER!

0:10:27 > 0:10:28- Ah, it was nothing.- Your turn.

0:10:30 > 0:10:32Socks?!

0:10:35 > 0:10:36A rock?

0:10:41 > 0:10:43And a T-shirt.

0:10:43 > 0:10:44HE SOBS

0:10:44 > 0:10:47- It's amazing.- Are you crying?

0:10:47 > 0:10:49You know me so well!

0:10:49 > 0:10:53I'm putting this on right now. I'm going to wear this everywhere.

0:10:53 > 0:10:57- Quit squirming. We've still got the socks to do.- Ohlm?

0:10:57 > 0:10:59Looks good, man.