Failure to Lunch

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05My name is Agent Olympia. This is my partner, Agent Otis.

0:00:05 > 0:00:07This is my lunch after I ate it.

0:00:07 > 0:00:08But back to Otis and me.

0:00:08 > 0:00:11We work for an organisation run by kids

0:00:11 > 0:00:14that investigates anything strange,

0:00:14 > 0:00:15weird,

0:00:15 > 0:00:17and especially odd.

0:00:17 > 0:00:19Our job is to put things right again.

0:00:19 > 0:00:20Hurry, Olympia!

0:00:20 > 0:00:22I'm coming, Ms O!

0:00:23 > 0:00:24FIREWORKS CRACKLE

0:00:24 > 0:00:25THEY BOTH YELL

0:00:25 > 0:00:26Who do we work for?

0:00:26 > 0:00:28We work for Odd Squad.

0:00:35 > 0:00:37Thanks for coming, Odd Squad.

0:00:37 > 0:00:39I would tell you what the problem is,

0:00:39 > 0:00:41but I think it seems pretty obvious.

0:00:41 > 0:00:45Not to worry, ma'am, we have an animal-personator gadget.

0:00:45 > 0:00:46Oh.

0:00:46 > 0:00:48Hang on, partner.

0:00:48 > 0:00:51Do you want us to change you back to all-person or all-horse?

0:00:51 > 0:00:53Oh, boy. Oh.

0:00:53 > 0:00:55I didn't know I had a choice. Um...

0:00:55 > 0:00:57Let's go with horse.

0:00:57 > 0:01:00Er, wait. No, person.

0:01:00 > 0:01:01No, horse.

0:01:01 > 0:01:03No. Person.

0:01:03 > 0:01:05No. No, no, no, horse.

0:01:05 > 0:01:06No, person.

0:01:06 > 0:01:07No, horse.

0:01:07 > 0:01:09Person, horse, person.

0:01:09 > 0:01:10Definitely horse.

0:01:10 > 0:01:12- Are you sure?- Yes.

0:01:12 > 0:01:14No, wait! Person!

0:01:14 > 0:01:15ZZZAP!

0:01:17 > 0:01:20- Thanks, Odd Squad! - SHE LAUGHS

0:01:20 > 0:01:22Not the way I would have gone.

0:01:23 > 0:01:25JACKALOPE BLEATS

0:01:25 > 0:01:28SHE SINGS AN UPBEAT TUNE

0:01:28 > 0:01:29This is for you.

0:01:30 > 0:01:32Ready to go!

0:01:35 > 0:01:37Wow. You never stop working, do you?

0:01:38 > 0:01:40Me? Pfft!

0:01:40 > 0:01:44Says the guy who eats his lunch at his desk every single day.

0:01:44 > 0:01:46Because you never stop working.

0:01:46 > 0:01:48Don't get me wrong, it's amazing.

0:01:48 > 0:01:51What? I can stop whenever I want!

0:01:51 > 0:01:52See? Boom.

0:01:53 > 0:01:54And your other keyboard.

0:01:57 > 0:02:00Fine. You don't think I can stop working?

0:02:00 > 0:02:02Um...let's go out for lunch, right now.

0:02:02 > 0:02:04You, me and zero work.

0:02:04 > 0:02:05Olympia, you don't have to do this.

0:02:05 > 0:02:07I think you're afraid to do this.

0:02:07 > 0:02:09Me? Afraid to stop working?

0:02:09 > 0:02:11Or maybe you're afraid I'm right.

0:02:11 > 0:02:15Or maybe you're afraid that I'm afraid that you're afraid I'm right.

0:02:15 > 0:02:17Are we still going for lunch?

0:02:17 > 0:02:18Yeah, I think so.

0:02:19 > 0:02:20JACKALOPE CROWS

0:02:20 > 0:02:24You didn't think I could do this, but I'm totally doing this.

0:02:24 > 0:02:26That's the 12th time you've said that.

0:02:26 > 0:02:29I didn't even realise that. Probably cos my work brain's on vacation,

0:02:29 > 0:02:32lying on a beach somewhere, probably in a hammock, not checking e-mail.

0:02:32 > 0:02:35Odd Squad! Welcome to Confalone's Ristorante.

0:02:35 > 0:02:37I'm Sabatino Confalone.

0:02:37 > 0:02:40Hi, Sabatino. I'm Olympia, and this is my partner, Otis.

0:02:40 > 0:02:41Oh, it's a pleasure.

0:02:41 > 0:02:44Otis thinks I can't sit here and enjoy lunch without doing work,

0:02:44 > 0:02:47- but that's exactly what I'm going to do.- Oh, I'm sure you will.

0:02:47 > 0:02:49We have some fantastic lunch specials...

0:02:49 > 0:02:51In fact, I'm going to turn off my badge phone right now.

0:02:51 > 0:02:52Boop! BADGE BEEPS

0:02:52 > 0:02:55- Fantastico!- And I'm going to give you all my gadgets.

0:03:07 > 0:03:10Because the only gadget I'm going to need is a fork and a knife -

0:03:10 > 0:03:13maybe a spoon depending on what the soup of the day is.

0:03:13 > 0:03:14Minestrone.

0:03:14 > 0:03:17Spoon, for sure. And I'll have the spaghetti, as well.

0:03:17 > 0:03:19- I'll have what she's having.- Great.

0:03:19 > 0:03:20I'll take these to the coat closet

0:03:20 > 0:03:24and then, when I come back, I'll bring back your food, all right?

0:03:24 > 0:03:25OK, thanks.

0:03:25 > 0:03:28Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go wash my hands before we eat.

0:03:30 > 0:03:31The restroom's that way

0:03:31 > 0:03:33unless you're going to check on your gadgets?

0:03:33 > 0:03:36Pfft! Why would I want to do that?

0:03:36 > 0:03:37That's hilarious.

0:03:37 > 0:03:39Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Ha. Ha....

0:03:41 > 0:03:43You can do this. You are in charge of yourself.

0:03:43 > 0:03:46Empty your mind of all thoughts of work. You are cool...

0:03:46 > 0:03:49- Odd Squad, help! There's oddness in my kitchen!- What?!

0:03:49 > 0:03:52Gino, what did I tell you? She came in here to have lunch, not to work!

0:03:52 > 0:03:53I was asking just to be sure.

0:03:53 > 0:03:55What do you have to ask for? I already told you.

0:03:55 > 0:03:59THEY ARGUE AND SHOUT

0:04:00 > 0:04:02- BOTH:- Where'd she go?

0:04:03 > 0:04:05Whoa!

0:04:05 > 0:04:06An upside-down kitchen.

0:04:06 > 0:04:08Yeah, hey, guys. How's it going?

0:04:08 > 0:04:10I've never seen one of these before.

0:04:10 > 0:04:13Ugh! I want to solve it so bad, but I can't,

0:04:13 > 0:04:15or Otis will be right about me.

0:04:15 > 0:04:17Don't worry about it, Olympia. It's no problem, OK?

0:04:17 > 0:04:19We'll call Ms O, she'll send somebody else.

0:04:19 > 0:04:21In the meantime, the chef will keep cooking.

0:04:21 > 0:04:23Yeah, I'm OK. I'll just keep the lids on.

0:04:23 > 0:04:25SHE CHUCKLES

0:04:25 > 0:04:27- What if you two zap it? BOTH:- What?

0:04:27 > 0:04:29Go to the coat closet and get the un-upsidedowninator.

0:04:29 > 0:04:32Then it'll be like I solved it without actually working,

0:04:32 > 0:04:33because I didn't touch a gadget.

0:04:33 > 0:04:35- THE CHEF GRUNTS - Oh, yeah, that's ruined.

0:04:35 > 0:04:38We don't even know what the un-upsidedowninator looks like.

0:04:38 > 0:04:42It's 25 centimetres long. Measure the gadgets and you'll find it.

0:04:42 > 0:04:43I have one request.

0:04:43 > 0:04:45- Yes.- No.

0:04:45 > 0:04:46Yes.

0:04:46 > 0:04:48Yes. Yes.

0:04:48 > 0:04:51I need you to tell me exactly what you feel like when you zap it -

0:04:51 > 0:04:54like, the feeling, the taste, everything.

0:04:54 > 0:04:56I need to know all of the details.

0:04:56 > 0:05:00Wait! If they're getting the gadget, who is waiting on tables?

0:05:00 > 0:05:02Send down two bowls of soup!

0:05:14 > 0:05:15- ALL:- Nice catch!

0:05:21 > 0:05:23Why are you standing?

0:05:23 > 0:05:24Why are you our waiter?

0:05:24 > 0:05:26Er...I'm not.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28I'm just a helpful customer.

0:05:28 > 0:05:31Everything is normal, nothing is weird.

0:05:31 > 0:05:32Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34This is going to be good.

0:05:36 > 0:05:38BELL CLANGS

0:05:38 > 0:05:41- Wow! There are so many gadgets. How are we going to find it?- All right.

0:05:41 > 0:05:43Look, Gino, my brother, Olympia told us

0:05:43 > 0:05:45that the gadget was 25 centimetres long.

0:05:45 > 0:05:47So, we'll use a ruler, we'll measure each one

0:05:47 > 0:05:49until we find the one that's the right length.

0:05:49 > 0:05:50Maybe like this one here?

0:05:50 > 0:05:53I don't know. Let's put it down and measure it.

0:05:54 > 0:05:57It's 18 centimetres, not 25. It's too short.

0:05:57 > 0:05:59- Maybe this one? - Hey, quit pointing it.

0:05:59 > 0:06:02- I'm not pointing, I was holding it. - You're pointing it at my eye.

0:06:02 > 0:06:04- It could go off. - I wasn't pointing it at your eye.

0:06:04 > 0:06:07THEY ARGUE AND SHOUT

0:06:07 > 0:06:09Give me this thing! Let me measure it.

0:06:11 > 0:06:13It's 30 centimetres, it's too long.

0:06:13 > 0:06:16So, we need to find something that's longer than this gadget...

0:06:16 > 0:06:18..and shorter than this gadget.

0:06:19 > 0:06:20- How about this one?- Let me see.

0:06:22 > 0:06:2525 centimetres exactly! We found it! We found it!

0:06:25 > 0:06:28THEY LAUGH

0:06:28 > 0:06:30Oh! Hold on.

0:06:30 > 0:06:33This gadget here looks like it's exactly the same length.

0:06:34 > 0:06:37Oh, it is exactly the same length. How are we going to be able to tell

0:06:37 > 0:06:39which one is the un-upsidedowninator?

0:06:41 > 0:06:43- BOTH:- We'll use both!

0:06:44 > 0:06:46Man, this is nice. Out of the office,

0:06:46 > 0:06:47not a care in the... ZZZZAP!

0:06:47 > 0:06:49SHE SCREAMS

0:06:49 > 0:06:50What's the matter?

0:06:50 > 0:06:52Nothing.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54That was an excited scream.

0:06:54 > 0:06:56I'm excited to not be working.

0:06:56 > 0:06:58SHE SCREAMS I'm eating soup!

0:06:58 > 0:07:00So fun!

0:07:03 > 0:07:05Er, I'm going to get us more breadsticks.

0:07:05 > 0:07:07There's still one right there.

0:07:07 > 0:07:08All gone.

0:07:19 > 0:07:22- OK, I'm here.- We've been waiting ten minutes! What happened?

0:07:22 > 0:07:26What happened is you guys are way too generous with the breadsticks.

0:07:26 > 0:07:29- Talk to me.- We found two gadgets that were both 25 centimetres long.

0:07:29 > 0:07:33Right, and we didn't know which one to use, so we used both of them.

0:07:33 > 0:07:36It's OK, I can cook through the meatballs.

0:07:36 > 0:07:38Just go enjoy your meal!

0:07:39 > 0:07:42- She's right, we'll get other agents.- No way!

0:07:42 > 0:07:45You do that and Otis will, for sure, find out I was working.

0:07:45 > 0:07:47We're going back to that coat closet, aren't we?

0:07:47 > 0:07:50There's an un-meatballinator. It's 13 centimetres long.

0:07:50 > 0:07:52It's the only one that length, I'm positive.

0:07:52 > 0:07:54Now, I have to get back to the table.

0:07:54 > 0:07:56Here, take your food with you.

0:07:59 > 0:08:00I really like you guys.

0:08:01 > 0:08:03How does she fit all these gadgets in her jacket,

0:08:03 > 0:08:05- is what I want to know... - I don't know.

0:08:05 > 0:08:09- But, Gino, my only brother, take a look at this one. Huh?- Yeah.

0:08:09 > 0:08:10This one measures...

0:08:11 > 0:08:16- ..13 centimetres exactly! - My brother!- What?- Look.- What?

0:08:16 > 0:08:18This also measures 13 centimetres.

0:08:18 > 0:08:20- Oh, no!- What are we going to do?

0:08:20 > 0:08:22Oh...

0:08:23 > 0:08:25- BOTH:- We'll use them both!

0:08:25 > 0:08:27THEY LAUGH

0:08:27 > 0:08:29JACKALOPE GOBBLES

0:08:31 > 0:08:33- Are you OK?- Yeah, totally.

0:08:33 > 0:08:35- Are you OK?- Why wouldn't I be?

0:08:35 > 0:08:37It's freezing here and you're sweating.

0:08:37 > 0:08:39Some people have different body temperatures.

0:08:39 > 0:08:40ZZZAP! SHE SCREAMS

0:08:40 > 0:08:41What now?

0:08:41 > 0:08:43Er...

0:08:43 > 0:08:44Er, I bit my tongue.

0:08:44 > 0:08:46Ow, better go get a bandage.

0:08:46 > 0:08:48- For your tongue?- Yeah.

0:08:48 > 0:08:51Got to put pressure on it or I'll blow up like a football.

0:08:51 > 0:08:54And people will be like, "Hey, just catch a football with your mouth?"

0:08:54 > 0:08:57And be like, "Hooray, touchdown, but not really, cos your tongue hurts."

0:08:59 > 0:09:01Did you follow my instructions?

0:09:01 > 0:09:04Yes, but we found two gadgets that measured 13 centimetres.

0:09:04 > 0:09:07- Show her, Gino. - This one, 13 centimetres.

0:09:07 > 0:09:09This one, also 13 centimetres.

0:09:09 > 0:09:11I said 13 centimetres long, not high.

0:09:11 > 0:09:12- BOTH:- What?

0:09:12 > 0:09:15You're supposed to measure the length, end-to-end,

0:09:15 > 0:09:17not the height, how tall it is!

0:09:17 > 0:09:19Normally, I'd be really upset,

0:09:19 > 0:09:22but I feel I'm learning a really important lesson about measurement.

0:09:22 > 0:09:24What happened when you fired both?

0:09:24 > 0:09:26THEY LAUGH NERVOUSLY

0:09:26 > 0:09:27Ooh...!

0:09:31 > 0:09:33I'm not OK any more!

0:09:33 > 0:09:36- Whaa! - POTS AND PANS CLATTER

0:09:36 > 0:09:38ARGH!

0:09:38 > 0:09:40What should we do?!

0:09:40 > 0:09:43This is too out-of-control. I have to tell Otis the truth.

0:09:44 > 0:09:47Otis, there's something I need to tell you.

0:09:47 > 0:09:49What happened to you?

0:09:49 > 0:09:52Nothing. If you need to leave and use the restroom, go for it.

0:09:52 > 0:09:54Or go in the kitchen. Anything you need.

0:09:54 > 0:09:56I'll just be here, resting.

0:09:56 > 0:09:57Er, what's going on?

0:09:57 > 0:09:59I'm not proud of it, but...

0:10:00 > 0:10:02- ..I've been secretly working all lunch.- What?!

0:10:02 > 0:10:04Every time you got up from the table,

0:10:04 > 0:10:06I've been going outside to deal with this thing.

0:10:08 > 0:10:09CHICKEN CLUCKS

0:10:09 > 0:10:10Whoa.

0:10:10 > 0:10:13I could have called Odd Squad to send someone else,

0:10:13 > 0:10:14but it was just so cool.

0:10:14 > 0:10:17I'm the one that can't stop working, not you.

0:10:17 > 0:10:19Also, what did you want to tell me?

0:10:20 > 0:10:21Nothing.

0:10:21 > 0:10:23Nothing at all.

0:10:23 > 0:10:25LOUD CLATTERING

0:10:25 > 0:10:27SPAGHETTI GROWLS

0:10:29 > 0:10:32OK, I may have been working just a tiny bit.

0:10:32 > 0:10:34I can't help it, I love my job.

0:10:34 > 0:10:35So do I.

0:10:35 > 0:10:39SPAGHETTI GROWLS AND ROARS

0:10:39 > 0:10:43Do you want to try not working another day?

0:10:44 > 0:10:45Absolutely.

0:10:50 > 0:10:51THEY BOTH YELL

0:10:51 > 0:10:52ZZZAP!