4:00:18 > 4:00:22The game no-one wants to play is back!
4:00:22 > 4:00:26The Race To Number 10 - Snap Election Edition!
4:00:26 > 4:00:28It's fun for all the family.
4:00:28 > 4:00:29But not if you're under 18!
4:00:29 > 4:00:33That's all right - I didn't want a say in my future anyway.
4:00:33 > 4:00:34Oh-ho-ho!
4:00:34 > 4:00:36And thanks to the last dodgy coalition,
4:00:36 > 4:00:39there's now only two teams to choose from!
4:00:40 > 4:00:43- We're taking the blue side! - And we're taking the red!
4:00:43 > 4:00:45Hooray!
4:00:45 > 4:00:48OK, spin your way to power.
4:00:48 > 4:00:50Six! All right, one, two...
4:00:50 > 4:00:51Now take a campaign card!
4:00:51 > 4:00:54Ooh, "Campaign Tactic.
4:00:54 > 4:00:58"You just plastered your campaign bus with a big, fat lie.
4:00:58 > 4:01:01- "Take a bonus turn!" - THEY LAUGH
4:01:01 > 4:01:04Ding-ding! That's how you get ahead in this game!
4:01:04 > 4:01:06- Come on. - "You get your maths completely wrong
4:01:06 > 4:01:09"and risk costing the public millions."
4:01:09 > 4:01:12- Ching-ching! - "Advance eleventeen spaces!"
4:01:12 > 4:01:13Ha-ha-ha!
4:01:13 > 4:01:15Come on, Grandma, it's your turn.
4:01:15 > 4:01:18"There's an NHS crisis, and people are crying out for help.
4:01:18 > 4:01:22"Skip straight to total privatisation.
4:01:22 > 4:01:24"Do not release funding."
4:01:24 > 4:01:27THEY LAUGH
4:01:27 > 4:01:30"You reshuffle your Shadow Cabinet until they all agree with you.
4:01:34 > 4:01:35"Gain ten power points."
4:01:35 > 4:01:37Great!
4:01:37 > 4:01:38"Expenses bonus!
4:01:40 > 4:01:44"A newspaper mogul is in town and you take him out to dinner.
4:01:44 > 4:01:48"Take £2,000 from the pot to cover the champers."
4:01:48 > 4:01:49THEY LAUGH
4:01:49 > 4:01:53Oh-oh, it's a budget black hole! How will you balance the books?
4:01:53 > 4:01:57But that's easy! I'll pretend the country's broke!
4:01:57 > 4:01:59Time to cut some public services.
4:01:59 > 4:02:00Oh-ho-ho!
4:02:00 > 4:02:02THEY LAUGH
4:02:02 > 4:02:04Slogan Round!
4:02:04 > 4:02:07Strong and stable leadership.
4:02:07 > 4:02:09For the many, not the few!
4:02:09 > 4:02:11Strong and stable leadership!
4:02:11 > 4:02:12I've got a big mandate!
4:02:12 > 4:02:16Oh, time's up. Everyone scored points there.
4:02:19 > 4:02:22Finally, Brexit negotiations.
4:02:23 > 4:02:25All right, all right...
4:02:25 > 4:02:29Nice dicing! Now close those borders and break up some families.
4:02:29 > 4:02:33And don't forget - in this game, nobody wins!
4:02:34 > 4:02:37Seriously?
4:02:37 > 4:02:39If you feel cheated by the current system,
4:02:39 > 4:02:41it's time to change the game.
4:02:41 > 4:02:44A vote for the Green Party on the 8th of June is a vote for
4:02:44 > 4:02:47a caring and confident Britain that's fairer for all.
4:02:47 > 4:02:50Together we can change the game.
4:02:50 > 4:02:52- DIRECTOR:- That's a wrap, everybody.