0:00:02 > 0:00:03Could you do that again for us? HORN HONKS
0:00:03 > 0:00:06Right, OK, I want to do something a bit more crazy here.
0:00:06 > 0:00:08JAUNTY PIANO MUSIC
0:00:08 > 0:00:11Looking cheerful, looking happy to be here.
0:00:13 > 0:00:16- ALL:- It's the Monster Raving Loony Party!
0:00:16 > 0:00:18We are Welsh Loonies.
0:00:18 > 0:00:19- ALL:- We are Welsh Loonies.
0:00:22 > 0:00:25- We're standing in the Welsh Assembly elections in May.- OK.
0:00:25 > 0:00:29Across Wales. What do you think? Do you think it's a good idea for us?
0:00:29 > 0:00:31Everyone's got their opinion, ain't they?
0:00:31 > 0:00:32You've got to be confident,
0:00:32 > 0:00:34you've got to appear to be completely confident.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36What?
0:00:36 > 0:00:40Zebra crossings should be available to all animals, not just zebras.
0:00:40 > 0:00:43Oh, yeah. I always thought that was a bit zebra-ist.
0:00:43 > 0:00:44DOOR OPENS
0:00:44 > 0:00:46Er, we're sort of filming in here.
0:00:46 > 0:00:49- We're filming for the Party Election Broadcast.- Oh, right.
0:00:49 > 0:00:51You know, we're creating like a silent environment.
0:00:51 > 0:00:53PHONE RINGS
0:00:53 > 0:00:58- Would you vote Loony if it was me? - Of course I would.- There we are.
0:00:58 > 0:01:02- Yes.- Fantastic! - I'd do anything for you.- I know.
0:01:02 > 0:01:03THEY LAUGH
0:01:03 > 0:01:05ELECTRONIC MUSIC AND LOOPED LAUGHTER
0:01:05 > 0:01:08You should be having laverbread, not pickled onions.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10And I intend to bring back
0:01:10 > 0:01:13the traditional Welsh pickled-onion farms
0:01:13 > 0:01:14to the South Wales valleys.
0:01:14 > 0:01:17Just eating a pickled onion as normal as possible,
0:01:17 > 0:01:19without looking like a psycho.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21PHONE RINGS Oh, it's Chris.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24We should reduce the number of seats in the Welsh Assembly
0:01:24 > 0:01:27from 60 to 5, to save money.
0:01:27 > 0:01:31Well, you can't run Wales with five people.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33Well, can they run it with 60, do you think?
0:01:33 > 0:01:36- LAUGHING:- That's a good question!
0:01:36 > 0:01:37THEY LAUGH
0:01:37 > 0:01:39DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
0:01:39 > 0:01:43All the windmills - you know, the windmills for the wind farms -
0:01:43 > 0:01:46to be painted psychedelic colours.
0:01:46 > 0:01:50We intend to bring back breeding pairs of Welsh dragons.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53We could also bring in different-coloured dragons.
0:01:53 > 0:01:57We could have green dragons, red dragons, pink dragons,
0:01:57 > 0:02:00black dragons, yellow dragons...
0:02:00 > 0:02:01JAUNTY MUSIC PLAYS
0:02:01 > 0:02:04I should be in the Loony Party, shouldn't I?
0:02:04 > 0:02:06You should be in the Loony Party. Would you join?
0:02:06 > 0:02:08PHONE RINGS
0:02:08 > 0:02:11The Welsh Loonies will bring back mermaids into the River Taff.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13- I think that's an excellent idea. - Do you?
0:02:13 > 0:02:15- Yeah, more mermaids the better. - Mermaids are great, yeah.
0:02:15 > 0:02:16Especially if they're topless.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19The Welsh Loonies will decriminalise broccoli.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24LAUGHTER
0:02:24 > 0:02:27The Loony Party will make Swansea Airport
0:02:27 > 0:02:29the hub for the Welsh space programme.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31- ALL:- Hear, hear!
0:02:31 > 0:02:34We will introduce the letter K to the Welsh language
0:02:34 > 0:02:37and, unlike English, we shall give it a sound.
0:02:37 > 0:02:38TOOT!
0:02:38 > 0:02:40You're not filming this, are you?
0:02:41 > 0:02:45Cameron? Yeah, well, that's what we're trying to do, get Cameron out.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47- Yeah.- We need qualified Loonies in the Assembly.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49If you're going to have someone insane,
0:02:49 > 0:02:52- you may as well have someone who really means it.- Yeah, yeah.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55I would like to see all sewage...
0:02:55 > 0:02:56- LAUGHING:- Sorry.
0:02:56 > 0:02:57LAUGHTER
0:02:57 > 0:03:03Man versus horse and bog snorkelling to become an Olympic sport.
0:03:03 > 0:03:04Would you vote for me?
0:03:04 > 0:03:06The voting age should now be
0:03:06 > 0:03:09when you're at the age where you can hold a crayon.
0:03:17 > 0:03:18We are Welsh Loonies.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20That's...freaky.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23No, I think that's... There's got to be some good material in there.
0:03:23 > 0:03:24That's perfect.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27Vote for the Monster Raving Loony Party, innit?
0:03:27 > 0:03:29LAUGHTER
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