:00:27. > :00:34.That's it, that's the end of Autumnwatch 2012. The foxes,
:00:34. > :00:40.badgers, because, they have all retired. It is the end. Friday
:00:40. > :00:50.night, 9:30pm, what shall we do? Down the pub, there might be a quiz
:00:50. > :00:51.
:00:51. > :01:01.on it. There is! This is a lot in a pub quiz, you can play along at
:01:01. > :01:03.
:01:03. > :01:13.home. Firstly we have to turn this place into a pub. Lovely. What is
:01:13. > :01:13.
:01:14. > :01:20.this pub? Of course! We need some teams. Would you introduce your
:01:20. > :01:30.team? It is my great pleasure to introduce a lady with three degrees
:01:30. > :01:33.
:01:33. > :01:36.in natural sciences and one of the Rangers here. And a gentleman who
:01:36. > :01:46.can only be described as the greatest asset and secret weapon
:01:46. > :01:50.
:01:50. > :01:58.any pub quiz could need when it comes to natural history, Sir John.
:01:58. > :02:08.Your team, please? This is the most intelligent person on our team, the
:02:08. > :02:12.
:02:12. > :02:22.dog! Gary and Alan is a naturalist. And wildlife cameraman, Lynsey
:02:22. > :02:24.
:02:24. > :02:34.McRae. We could not do the quiz without this person, the beautiful
:02:34. > :02:38.
:02:38. > :02:43.Jill. -- Gill. Not quite sure how will this go. First thing, mystery
:02:43. > :02:53.object. This is for you at home will stop the mystery objects,
:02:53. > :02:57.
:02:57. > :03:07.police. Don't say, teams, you can have a quick look. Here is the
:03:07. > :03:14.
:03:14. > :03:24.first object. We have a still of it. It is very small. Did I get the
:03:24. > :03:31.
:03:31. > :03:38.right one for us? The second one is this, what on her is that? It is
:03:38. > :03:48.from Joseph. Here is the last one. I cannot really touch it, it is too
:03:48. > :03:52.
:03:52. > :04:02.delicate. What is that? Are there any other pubs in the neighbourhood
:04:02. > :04:04.
:04:04. > :04:12.we might go to! On to the next round, small talk. Chris, some
:04:12. > :04:18.local children, where were they from? They are going to describe
:04:18. > :04:23.for us and animal. Watch the children, they will describe it
:04:23. > :04:33.three times and it will get easier. The same animal. Here is the first
:04:33. > :04:37.
:04:37. > :04:46.one. He here it is. The legs looks like it is a spiky trees. It could
:04:46. > :04:56.probably nip your eye. It is blue and purple. Sort of black. It is
:04:56. > :04:57.
:04:57. > :05:07.not black, it is brown. What! We love children, don't we? I heard
:05:07. > :05:16.
:05:16. > :05:24.the end of it. It looks like a six legged bill. Has it got it legs?
:05:24. > :05:34.has things coming out of its head. I at the top, it is all pointy and
:05:34. > :05:43.
:05:43. > :05:53.they have little bits at the side. What! What do you think it is? It
:05:53. > :05:54.
:05:54. > :06:04.is all the same thing. I am going to go for a spider. That is wrong,
:06:04. > :06:06.
:06:06. > :06:13.I'm afraid. Did the child say it had eight legs? It was quite tricky
:06:13. > :06:23.to hear. Let's go to the next but will stop it could stay new or
:06:23. > :06:23.
:06:23. > :06:33.consume. It could net your eye out. It has other things behind it. They
:06:33. > :06:37.
:06:37. > :06:47.look like little twigs. Red and tears. Is it a lobster? No, you get
:06:47. > :06:48.
:06:48. > :06:58.no points. It is a stag beetle. don't think they are the naturalist
:06:58. > :07:03.
:07:03. > :07:10.of tomorrow! Onto the next one. You have the hang of it now. Here come
:07:10. > :07:17.the children for your animal. looks like a sea lion. It is like a
:07:17. > :07:27.dog. I don't know, some sort of thing. It hops like a deer or a
:07:27. > :07:37.
:07:37. > :07:43.kangaroo. The last one give it away. Any ideas? You have three points if
:07:43. > :07:52.you get this right. Here is the next one. It is big. It has four
:07:52. > :08:02.legs. Orange, light brown, yellow head. It looks like he eats meat.
:08:02. > :08:04.
:08:04. > :08:14.It has holes in his ears to hear things. I think they've got it
:08:14. > :08:15.
:08:15. > :08:25.wrong. What do you think? I think it is a deer. I think it is a red
:08:25. > :08:36.
:08:36. > :08:44.deer. Let's go to the next one. Give Michaele a Strachan's team at
:08:44. > :08:52.one point for getting very close. Where other buzzers? Here is years,
:08:52. > :09:02.can you shake it and make a noise? This is a quick-fire round and
:09:02. > :09:07.
:09:07. > :09:16.these are questions that you have set. Standby on the buzzers. Which
:09:16. > :09:26.group of birds are the only ones capable of seeing the colour blue.
:09:26. > :09:35.
:09:35. > :09:45.I do know that one, it is from Australia. Which a British bird?
:09:45. > :09:54.
:09:54. > :10:04.They are capable of seeing a blue. Like kestrels. Give them one point,
:10:04. > :10:07.
:10:07. > :10:16.it is an alert. Can I just say... Bower birds do see blue, they are
:10:16. > :10:26.very interesting birds. This is a fantastic round. It is a sound
:10:26. > :10:38.
:10:38. > :10:48.round. Firstly, listen to these sounds. What you think that is? Get
:10:48. > :11:01.
:11:01. > :11:11.a pencil and scribble it down. it Gary? It is not a dog. We think
:11:11. > :11:26.
:11:27. > :11:36.it is a deer. Correct. Next one. it a tawny all with a sore throat?
:11:37. > :11:51.
:11:51. > :12:01.The third one. That was you! What you think it is? Red deer. Last one
:12:01. > :12:04.
:12:04. > :12:10.of these sounds. Cuckoo. The real point of this quiz, it is called
:12:10. > :12:16.Animal or manner more. Which of those sounds was made by an animal
:12:16. > :12:26.or a human being impersonating an animal? Let's go to the first one.
:12:26. > :12:45.
:12:45. > :12:55.Listen closely. That was made by a man. I think that could be a man.
:12:55. > :13:10.
:13:10. > :13:20.OK, can we reveal the answer? Very good! Next one quickly. Man. I
:13:20. > :13:34.
:13:34. > :13:44.reckon man. Let us hear it again. Very good! OK, next one. That is
:13:44. > :14:03.
:14:03. > :14:13.definitely a man. Please reveal it. Well done! The last one, here we go.
:14:13. > :14:30.
:14:30. > :14:40.I would say and are not. Animal. I can do a good impression. It is a
:14:40. > :14:51.
:14:51. > :15:01.How are we doing on the scores? Chris's team has eight and
:15:01. > :15:03.
:15:03. > :15:13.This is a picture round. How many different animals can you find in
:15:13. > :15:21.
:15:22. > :15:27.This is for the audience at home. You, at home. Count up as many
:15:27. > :15:32.animals as you can in this picture. Can you guys see it OK? There are
:15:32. > :15:42.many animals in here. You have to wroit these down. We need a --
:15:42. > :15:50.
:15:50. > :16:00.write these down. We need a pen. How are you getting on at home? Go
:16:00. > :16:16.
:16:16. > :16:24.What is it? Don't tell them. You are canvassing opinion from the
:16:24. > :16:31.audience. Take a mark off Michaela, please. Cruel, but fair. I wasn't!
:16:31. > :16:39.I promise you! Nearly there, chaps? We have not
:16:39. > :16:44.written them down. You have to write them down. Quick!
:16:44. > :16:48.Come on, we have to do it now. Write them down, quick, quick,
:16:48. > :16:54.quick. Pass them over to the other side.
:16:54. > :17:04.Go on, pass them over to the other side. OK. Oh!
:17:04. > :17:10.I haven't got the animals with me. Where are they? We'll test you. You
:17:10. > :17:15.set it. Here comes the first one. Red squirrel.
:17:15. > :17:23.Tick them off, please. Have you got a pen still? Tick them off. And the
:17:23. > :17:30.next one is a hedgehog. The ears are the hedgehog. The next
:17:30. > :17:35.one. Thank you for these photos, people.
:17:35. > :17:40.The eyes of the pine marten. Are you ticking them off? I'm not busy
:17:40. > :17:50.here. Next one. The cat.
:17:50. > :17:57.Is that a wildcat, Chris? Well... On to the next one. It's a spider.
:17:57. > :18:04.That was the spider. That's very clever. Next one - any
:18:04. > :18:14.more? That was it. The last one. Red squirrel and wildcat.
:18:14. > :18:15.
:18:15. > :18:23.Only one. Hands on buzzers.
:18:23. > :18:28.She's lost it! OK. This question comes from Joe
:18:28. > :18:32.Hunter on Facebook. Thank you very much, Joe. OK, how many litres of
:18:32. > :18:40.methane - I will give you three options does a cow produce in a day.
:18:40. > :18:49.We are talking wind. Is it five litres, 50 litres or 500 litres?
:18:50. > :18:54.50. You are both wrong. It is 500. No, way!
:18:54. > :18:58.Thank you very much, Joe for that question.
:18:59. > :19:08.Animal collectives now. Now, can you bring on the hats, please. If
:19:09. > :19:09.
:19:09. > :19:15.you can all put on one of those hats - both sides. These are words
:19:15. > :19:19.used to describe large groups of animals. I think the actual picture
:19:19. > :19:23.- now the pictures are on the table. If you pick up your envelope and
:19:23. > :19:25.take out the pictures, now you have to select the animal from those
:19:25. > :19:35.pictures that matches the collective.
:19:35. > :19:39.
:19:39. > :19:43.Does that make sense? Kind of! Hang on to the ones that you think
:19:43. > :19:53.matches your hat. What about theirs? They are doing the same
:19:53. > :19:59.
:19:59. > :20:04.thing. OK, could it be a goldfinch?
:20:04. > :20:10.Am I showing them to people at home?
:20:10. > :20:18.OK, here they are. We have a bullfinch. Could it be a bullfinch?
:20:18. > :20:28.OK. One, or could it be a lapwing. That is one of the other ones. A
:20:28. > :20:28.
:20:28. > :20:35.crow. They are rather beautifully done. What did them? Well done.
:20:35. > :20:39.Brilliant. Well done. She's hiding. Hedgehog. Whoops - last one.
:20:39. > :20:49.Raven. OK! Here we go.
:20:49. > :20:59.Do you reckon you've got them. How are we going to reveal this?
:20:59. > :21:05.Chris and Michaela reveal yours. It is right lapwing, a deceit. If
:21:05. > :21:14.you are sitting comfortably. They were often associated with ladies
:21:14. > :21:19.with lose morals. There was an association of ladies of the night,
:21:19. > :21:28.of lose morals. Lapwings were known as deceitful birds.
:21:28. > :21:37.Good knowledge. Was he right? He was. Sorry, after all that.
:21:37. > :21:42.John and Gary, please reveal what you think a bellowing is. You are
:21:42. > :21:48.both correct. That must mean something. Would you
:21:48. > :21:57.reveal your herds, please? A herd of WRENS. A herd of
:21:57. > :22:06.hedgehogs. It's a herd of WRENS. -- wrens.
:22:06. > :22:13.The scores, please? Chris's team have 12, but Michaela's team have
:22:13. > :22:17.ten. A group of rhino because it is a good one is a crash.
:22:17. > :22:22.We will try and rip through this fast. I have to do this quickly.
:22:22. > :22:28.This is what happened next? Have we got them ready? Yes. OK, you have
:22:28. > :22:37.got to tell me what happened next. Have a look at this. Wait until the
:22:37. > :22:47.There's a mean look in those eyes. She's made up her mind to charge
:22:47. > :22:49.
:22:49. > :22:54.the boat. Look at the lady presenter.
:22:54. > :23:03.She picks up a gun. Can I say, that's not British
:23:03. > :23:08.wildlife. What do you think happens next? Humphrey Bogart steams in on
:23:08. > :23:17.the African Queen. I think she bites her bottom.
:23:17. > :23:27.Let's reveal what happened. She has used her women's privilege
:23:27. > :23:29.
:23:29. > :23:39.and changed her mind! Michaela won as well, otherwise my
:23:39. > :23:40.
:23:40. > :23:44.life would not be good! One more of I mean, look at the clouds. I know,
:23:45. > :23:54.I just wanted to take it out today. Perhaps the sun will shine tomorrow.
:23:54. > :24:00.Perhaps I can sit on your lap. Are you quite comfortable? You are!
:24:01. > :24:07.That's good. Oh, my goodness me!
:24:07. > :24:11.Is that all right? How's the little one? Look, don't you think you
:24:11. > :24:17.ought to support his head like this?
:24:17. > :24:22.What happens next? Johnnie goes to the dry cleaners!
:24:22. > :24:28.Gary thinks something different to me. Think having handled apes a lot,
:24:28. > :24:33.I think the little one goes and picks the nose of Johnnie Morris.
:24:33. > :24:38.Shall we see. Look f you are so blinking clever,
:24:38. > :24:45.you nurse him. Go on. Gary got it right.
:24:45. > :24:52.Sorry, Gary. Give Michaela - it was very, very
:24:52. > :24:58.good. OK, how long have we got? We will reveal the mystery objects now.
:24:58. > :25:08.Nobody got them all right. The first one is a tooth or some kind
:25:08. > :25:15.of shrew leg bone. A fungi and a squid skwil or a pen from a squid.
:25:15. > :25:20.OK. Let's deal with... Let's deal with A, first of all. Do you want
:25:20. > :25:30.to handle it at all? You first. Have a look at the picture.
:25:30. > :25:34.
:25:34. > :25:40.Can I give it to the other team now?Th -- What do you think?
:25:40. > :25:48.OK, are you ready? Seen it enough? Chris's team first of all. What do
:25:48. > :25:55.you think it is My colleagues say they think it is a part of a
:25:55. > :26:00.squirrel. It is a pen nis bone and in fact, very many mammals have
:26:00. > :26:06.penis bones. We are quite unlucky. Many species have these things.
:26:06. > :26:09.think a penis bone of a squirrel. Funly enough I was going to say
:26:09. > :26:16.exactly that! Hang on!
:26:16. > :26:26.I was. Exactly those words as well. Are you going for that as well. You
:26:26. > :26:34.are absolutely right. I actually extracted that myself.
:26:34. > :26:39.It was a road kill one. It wasn't live!
:26:39. > :26:44.On the end it has a sharp point and that is meant to rupture the
:26:44. > :26:54.highmen of the female squirrel. Second one. Would you like to show
:26:54. > :26:55.
:26:55. > :26:59.that off at all? What do you think this is? It looks
:26:59. > :27:04.like a doughnut or something. I will show it to the camera, so the
:27:04. > :27:11.audience can look at home. Absolutely a weird looking thing.
:27:11. > :27:17.OK!? Ask us first because we were going to say the same - it is some
:27:17. > :27:24.sort of fungus, isn't it? That's as far as we have got.
:27:24. > :27:31.A parasite on a fungus. It's not a slime mould.
:27:32. > :27:37.I am going to have to hurry you. It looks like it might be fungus.
:27:37. > :27:40.We cannot go better than that. is a fungus. It is called the
:27:40. > :27:45.bleeding tooth fungus. A point each. They both did extremely well. OK,
:27:45. > :27:48.the last one, quickly. What do you think that is? That's been brought
:27:48. > :27:58.here for us. What do you think it is? What can
:27:58. > :28:08.
:28:08. > :28:16.It has obviously been in the water. It is obviously one of the
:28:17. > :28:24.supermarket bags. What do you think? It is definitely marine and
:28:24. > :28:33.I think it is an egg case of a cutle fish.
:28:33. > :28:43.It is the internal structure. It may be a small cutle fish.
:28:43. > :28:43.