0:00:17 > 0:00:20CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:20 > 0:00:22Hello!
0:00:22 > 0:00:23Hello, hello!
0:00:23 > 0:00:24Look at this!
0:00:26 > 0:00:28Beautiful. Beautiful.
0:00:28 > 0:00:30Hello! Hello!
0:00:30 > 0:00:34Hello! I'm Jason Manford and welcome to Super Saturday.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36Tonight, I can guarantee
0:00:36 > 0:00:39there is going to be more sweat on our contestants than Lee Evans
0:00:39 > 0:00:42at a zumba class. We are going to be putting Matt and Phil
0:00:42 > 0:00:46through the toughest challenges since phoning any company that uses
0:00:46 > 0:00:49voice-recognition software if you've got a Northern accent.
0:00:49 > 0:00:50LAUGHTER
0:00:50 > 0:00:52"What cinema are you going to book for?"
0:00:52 > 0:00:53"Bolton, please."
0:00:53 > 0:00:56"Putting you through to Cineworld Beijing."
0:00:56 > 0:00:58That's our life, man. That's our life.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01Here is what we've got in store for them tonight.
0:01:03 > 0:01:06Stunt driver Paul Swift gives the captains a driving lesson
0:01:06 > 0:01:09they'll never forget. Our guests face the might of these
0:01:09 > 0:01:14American football players. And we play the most extreme game
0:01:14 > 0:01:17- of Name That Tune ever invented.- Argh!
0:01:17 > 0:01:22And, of course, one of our captains will face a daunting forfeit
0:01:22 > 0:01:24at the end of the show. Not nice.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26It's time to welcome our guests.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29Joining Matt, it's champion swimmer Sharron Davies,
0:01:29 > 0:01:31and stand-up star Seann Walsh!
0:01:31 > 0:01:34Alongside Phil, it's Olympic sprinter Iwan Thomas,
0:01:34 > 0:01:37and Casualty's Patrick Robinson!
0:01:37 > 0:01:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:02:04 > 0:02:09Come on over, guys! Have a sit down! Lovely. What an entrance.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14What a spectacular entrance.
0:02:14 > 0:02:18- Yeah.- Last week, we had samba dancers,
0:02:18 > 0:02:21brand-new Minis. They really blew the budget, week one.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23"Can you just bring your own bikes?"
0:02:23 > 0:02:26It wasn't even mine. I nicked it off an eight-year-old.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30Your team looks... A particularly healthy team this week.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33Fit and raring to go. Look at these - proper athletes.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35I let the side down.
0:02:35 > 0:02:40- Patrick, you play a sport I've not come across before.- Street hockey.
0:02:40 > 0:02:44- It's ice hockey on roller skates. - Is it on a road where there's cars?
0:02:44 > 0:02:47- No! It's...- That's got to be a... - It used to be.
0:02:47 > 0:02:51That's a hell of a tackle. "Beep!"
0:02:51 > 0:02:53It sounds like normal hockey, but you talk like that -
0:02:53 > 0:02:56"I'm going to mess you up!"
0:02:57 > 0:03:00"I'll stick this puck in the back of your net, right?!"
0:03:02 > 0:03:06And you won seven gold medals in your career. That is impressive.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:03:10 > 0:03:13- Are you still active? - I still keep relatively fit, yeah.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16I train a few days a week and just try and keep off
0:03:16 > 0:03:20- the pies, you know? - I'm glad you went that way.
0:03:20 > 0:03:24You get some sportsmen who retire and then get a bit of a belly.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26I don't want to get to that state yet. No names.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29And Tuffers, you looking forward to this tonight?
0:03:29 > 0:03:31I couldn't wish for a better team.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34- Could not wish for a better side. - You lost last week.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36- I did.- Got to step up. Step up.
0:03:36 > 0:03:41- And then you got sumoed.- He didn't have underwear on under that nappy.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44- And Matt, you have got... well, certainly...- What a team.
0:03:44 > 0:03:52What a team. A range of talent. We've got athletics, got beauty...
0:03:52 > 0:03:56- and...- Seann Walsh.
0:03:57 > 0:03:58Are you a sporty chap?
0:03:58 > 0:04:03- Yeah. Oh, yeah.- Lots of energy? - I've run out of energy now.
0:04:03 > 0:04:09Already, in my life. When I was 19, I'd finish work at TK Maxx,
0:04:09 > 0:04:12go drinking at the pub, finish at the pub,
0:04:12 > 0:04:16go to a nightclub, the nightclub ends, carry on drinking, get to
0:04:16 > 0:04:19a 24-hour off-licence, end up in a car park, meet some strangers,
0:04:19 > 0:04:23go back to theirs, drink... into the day, wake up the next day
0:04:23 > 0:04:26with a little bit of a headache and a bit tired.
0:04:26 > 0:04:30I now feel the exact same after pasta.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32LAUGHTER
0:04:32 > 0:04:35I love a pasta sleep. "Oh, I could just have a little kip."
0:04:37 > 0:04:41But you have got somebody who is one of our absolute sporting heroes,
0:04:41 > 0:04:43Sharron Davies, everybody.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:04:46 > 0:04:50I was a keen swimmer myself, as a kid. I was really good at swimming
0:04:50 > 0:04:53in my pyjamas, to get that plastic brick. When is that getting in
0:04:53 > 0:04:56the Olympics? I will nail that!
0:04:56 > 0:05:01- And you were a Gladiator.- Oh, yeah. - Still as competitive as ever?
0:05:01 > 0:05:06- Yes! Come on!- Am I?- Yes, you are today.- I am today.- Let's hope so.
0:05:06 > 0:05:10- Absolutely.- He's 1-0 up so far. Confident, Phil?- Yes!
0:05:10 > 0:05:12Let's hear it for our team!
0:05:12 > 0:05:14CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:05:14 > 0:05:17It looks like everyone's ready to play our first game.
0:05:17 > 0:05:21CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:05:29 > 0:05:31For as long as there's been football,
0:05:31 > 0:05:34there's been football scarves. On our Wonderwall tonight,
0:05:34 > 0:05:37we have loads of them. In fact, 50 clubs are represented,
0:05:37 > 0:05:40ranging from my team, the champions, Manchester City,
0:05:40 > 0:05:45all the way down the table, to poor old Manchester United.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47Teams must pick one player
0:05:47 > 0:05:51to answer the questions, and each answer is a scarf on the wall.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53Get it right and you can keep the scarf.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56The player wearing the most scarves at the end of the game
0:05:56 > 0:05:59wins the points. And what do points make?
0:05:59 > 0:06:01ALL: Prizes!
0:06:01 > 0:06:03No, this is the BBC. That's a different show.
0:06:03 > 0:06:08We haven't got the budget for that. Matt, who is playing for your team?
0:06:08 > 0:06:11I've got this absolutely down to a T this game. Sharron.
0:06:11 > 0:06:15OK, fine. And Phil, who are you going to go for, for this game?
0:06:15 > 0:06:19- I'm going to choose...Patrick.- OK. - Patrick knows his stuff.
0:06:19 > 0:06:23OK, let's get our teams into position.
0:06:23 > 0:06:27CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:06:33 > 0:06:35OK, here we go, guys.
0:06:35 > 0:06:36Question number one...
0:06:36 > 0:06:41Find the scarf of a team that begin and end in the same letter,
0:06:41 > 0:06:43but not counting FC. Off you go.
0:06:44 > 0:06:45Liverpool!
0:06:46 > 0:06:49- Oh, no!- Yes! Go on!
0:06:49 > 0:06:51Well done, well done!
0:06:51 > 0:06:57- Liverpool! Yes, great work, Pat. - I'm afraid you don't win that scarf.
0:06:57 > 0:07:00- You were second place. Put that on the floor.- Well done, Sharron!
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Sharron beat you.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04- It's a race!- Rubbish!
0:07:04 > 0:07:09OK, find the scarf of a team that are based in Wales.
0:07:10 > 0:07:11Newport!
0:07:11 > 0:07:14- Yes, good lad!- Oh!
0:07:14 > 0:07:18Well done! Loads for this one.
0:07:18 > 0:07:22Find the scarf of a team that Peter Crouch has played for.
0:07:22 > 0:07:23Spurs!
0:07:26 > 0:07:31- Oh!- That was a sending off. - What have you gone for? Spurs?
0:07:31 > 0:07:33Yes, that's the one.
0:07:33 > 0:07:37Find the scarf of a team that has an X in their name.
0:07:37 > 0:07:41- At the bottom!- On the right! Stop, stop! Left a bit!
0:07:41 > 0:07:43There! Red! Red! Red!
0:07:43 > 0:07:45Oh! Ho-ho-ho!
0:07:47 > 0:07:51You could have had Crewe Alexandra or Exeter City.
0:07:51 > 0:07:54OK, find the scarf of a team
0:07:54 > 0:07:58that has won the FA Cup seven or more times.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01Top middle! Top middle! Top middle!
0:08:01 > 0:08:02Oh!
0:08:05 > 0:08:07Ooh!
0:08:11 > 0:08:14Wow! I wouldn't fancy having a go at a Gladiator, Patrick.
0:08:17 > 0:08:22Find the scarf of a team that has none of the letters in my name,
0:08:22 > 0:08:24Jason Manford.
0:08:25 > 0:08:29Erm...Millwall! Top right! Hull! No, down one, down one.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Go, go! Grab Hull! The orange one.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35ALL SHOUT OVER EACH OTHER
0:08:44 > 0:08:47You two were going, "Millwall, Millwall!"
0:08:47 > 0:08:48That's not in Manford(!)
0:08:48 > 0:08:50LAUGHTER
0:08:50 > 0:08:53Right, let's count your scarves. How many have you got, Sharron?
0:08:53 > 0:08:55One...two, three.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58Two! Patrick, how many have you got?
0:09:00 > 0:09:0117.
0:09:01 > 0:09:06You've got three, Sharron's got two, which means Patrick is our winner!
0:09:06 > 0:09:09CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:09:20 > 0:09:24- What, you think you were robbed? - Well, he's meant to be a gentleman.
0:09:24 > 0:09:28- Barging her out the way.- You really went for that shoulder barge.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30I just went straight up, really.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34My God, that looks like a sale at Sports Direct.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36LAUGHTER
0:09:36 > 0:09:40Normally in a bargain, I'm quite good, but not here. That was it.
0:09:40 > 0:09:41But it didn't affect the result.
0:09:41 > 0:09:45Phil's team still 1-0 up going into the second game. Well done.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:09:52 > 0:09:55Our next game is based around the two words that strike terror
0:09:55 > 0:09:59into any 17-year-old learner driver -
0:09:59 > 0:10:01parallel parking.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03Ooh! Are you decent at driving?
0:10:03 > 0:10:06We've seen a bit of driving, but are you guys good at driving?
0:10:06 > 0:10:09- You failed your test, Iwan? - First time - passed first time.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11- Passed first time? - Bit fluky, I think.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13Seann?
0:10:13 > 0:10:15What? No, I get the Tube.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19We don't have the Tube up here in Manchester.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21We've got a bus every third Wednesday. That's what we get.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26We dream of the Tube! We dream of the Tube!
0:10:26 > 0:10:29I failed my driving test six times. Six times.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31- Why?- Why? Cos, er,
0:10:31 > 0:10:33I wasn't very good.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38I remember... I do remember one, though, where I got to a junction
0:10:38 > 0:10:41and I got to the junction and I went, "All right your side?"
0:10:41 > 0:10:45You can't do that in your test! You can't do that in your test.
0:10:45 > 0:10:48This week, we sent the captains to East Anglia to brush up
0:10:48 > 0:10:51on their parking skills, and your instructor for the day
0:10:51 > 0:10:53was stunt driver extraordinaire Paul Swift.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55Over to you, Helen Skelton.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57For today's sporting challenge,
0:10:57 > 0:11:01we have got the driving equivalent of a penalty shoot-out.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04One of the world's leading precision drivers - Paul Swift -
0:11:04 > 0:11:07is going to put the boys through their paces. Paul, nicely parked.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10Are you confident you can get the boys mastering one of these?
0:11:10 > 0:11:12- Yeah, absolutely, yeah, no problem. - OK.
0:11:12 > 0:11:13Show us what they're going to do.
0:11:21 > 0:11:23TYRES SCREECH
0:11:30 > 0:11:34Our two captains will get a masterclass in the handbrake park,
0:11:34 > 0:11:39then they have to park this car in between a decreasing sporting distance.
0:11:39 > 0:11:42Whoever scores the most perfect parks wins the game.
0:11:45 > 0:11:49Matt Dawson, welcome to the Super Saturday circuit.
0:11:49 > 0:11:52You look quite comfortable there. Are you enjoying the car so far?
0:11:52 > 0:11:54- I thought you said focused. I look focused.- Right.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56I'm up to beat him. I'm feeling confident.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59But are you confident you can park this?
0:11:59 > 0:12:02Well, I've had a few prangs in my time and it's usually parking -
0:12:02 > 0:12:05like in the supermarkets or something - so we'll have to wait and see.
0:12:05 > 0:12:08There is just a tiny, tiny part of me
0:12:08 > 0:12:11that thinks that Phil has got this skill in his locker.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13- I'm in good hands. - You are, very good hands.
0:12:13 > 0:12:16There are things to negotiate, but no shopping trolleys. Good luck.
0:12:16 > 0:12:17- OK. Lovely. Ready to go.- Go.
0:12:17 > 0:12:20Oh, that's not... You done that! Who did that?
0:12:25 > 0:12:27That's it.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30- Foot brake again.- I did! I touched the brake. Why did I do that?
0:12:34 > 0:12:36HE CACKLES
0:12:38 > 0:12:40Aim in, no brake, boom.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42So you really want to win this, don't you?
0:12:42 > 0:12:45Beautiful! You're in.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47Look at that!
0:12:49 > 0:12:51Go on, keep it going, keep it going. Go on.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53Handbrake. Yeah! Get in!
0:12:53 > 0:12:56Wahey! Good effort.
0:12:56 > 0:12:57- That's spot-on!- Yeah!
0:13:01 > 0:13:04The first space that we were going to ask the guys to park in
0:13:04 > 0:13:06would have been the equivalent distance
0:13:06 > 0:13:08between two sets of stumps on a cricket pitch.
0:13:08 > 0:13:09However, they're quite confident
0:13:09 > 0:13:12and it was far too easy, so we've halved it.
0:13:12 > 0:13:17The space they're aiming for is 11 yards, just over 10 metres.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20Turning.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22Handbrake. Lovely.
0:13:22 > 0:13:25Stop it, Dickie! Come on! Howzat!
0:13:25 > 0:13:27He's happy.
0:13:27 > 0:13:28He should be.
0:13:30 > 0:13:33Come on, Grandad, pick up the speed!
0:13:33 > 0:13:35PHIL ROARS
0:13:36 > 0:13:39Oh, that's quite good! That's really good.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42Yeah! Look at his little face! Bless him.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49The next parking space our captains are aiming for
0:13:49 > 0:13:52is the equivalent distance of Greg Rutherford's
0:13:52 > 0:13:55Olympic-title-winning jump, 8.31 metres.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00Come on, Matt. Come on.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03- Aargh!- Oh, no!
0:14:05 > 0:14:08That is a loss to the nation.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10And I'm a big fan of Greg Rutherford.
0:14:10 > 0:14:13Greg, I'm so sorry.
0:14:13 > 0:14:14I've just run over Greg Rutherford!
0:14:14 > 0:14:17It's all right - we've got another one. He's at the start of his jump there.
0:14:19 > 0:14:23You're getting there. Go on, go on. Handbrake. Full brake. Nice one!
0:14:25 > 0:14:27- Not a bad attempt.- Oh, that's good.
0:14:27 > 0:14:30Look at his face. He's looking to me. That is in. You're right, that is in.
0:14:35 > 0:14:39Next up, Phil and Matt are aiming for a gap of 7.32 metres,
0:14:39 > 0:14:42which is eight yards and the same distance as a football goal.
0:14:45 > 0:14:47I'm nervous!
0:14:47 > 0:14:48Oh, good.
0:14:49 > 0:14:53- Come on!- Relief all round, I think.
0:14:55 > 0:14:57Go on, go on, go on, go on. Handbrake.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59Yeah! Oh!
0:14:59 > 0:15:01It's, er...
0:15:01 > 0:15:04- No, I mean, he didn't hit them, but I'm...- That was perfect!
0:15:04 > 0:15:06No, because you're on the wrong side of it
0:15:06 > 0:15:09and if you were on the right side of it, you would've burst the ball.
0:15:12 > 0:15:15APPLAUSE
0:15:15 > 0:15:17BOOING
0:15:17 > 0:15:20No, come on, now. What, you're claiming that one?
0:15:20 > 0:15:22Well, that's perfect!
0:15:22 > 0:15:26You'd have taken about three pedestrians out there, man!
0:15:26 > 0:15:29I'd have been in Oxfam's window then, wouldn't I? Pwah!
0:15:29 > 0:15:31Then again, you did kill Greg Rutherford, didn't you?
0:15:31 > 0:15:34- I know.- How does that feel? - There was just that...
0:15:34 > 0:15:35I mean, I knew from about two seconds away
0:15:35 > 0:15:37that I was going to murder Greg Rutherford.
0:15:37 > 0:15:42I mean, he was gone, split in half. It was messy, there was blood everywhere. It was horrible.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44OK, well, it's 2-2.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46Let's see who won the last attempt
0:15:46 > 0:15:48and was crowned Extreme Parallel Parking champion.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50Let's get back to Helen.
0:15:52 > 0:15:55Here we have Sir Chris Hoy, Jason Kenny and Phil Hindes.
0:15:55 > 0:15:58Now, collectively from the back wheel to the front wheel,
0:15:58 > 0:16:00they measure 5.41 metres,
0:16:00 > 0:16:03so the guys have to park in front of them.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05Turning. Handbrake.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07Lovely.
0:16:09 > 0:16:12Ooh!
0:16:12 > 0:16:15- Oh, I think his bum's out. - That has got to be in.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17I've got to be in there, surely.
0:16:18 > 0:16:23Referee's say is final, and I believe that's me. It's a "uh-er"!
0:16:23 > 0:16:25Get your hand on the handbrake.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27That's it. Faster, faster. No brakes!
0:16:27 > 0:16:31- No brakes! That's it. Beautiful. - Oh! Get in.
0:16:31 > 0:16:34- I'm in.- I'll be the judge of that. - I'm in there.
0:16:34 > 0:16:37Matt Dawson's never going to speak to me again, but I think you're in.
0:16:37 > 0:16:40You're in here, aren't you? Let me come from the middle.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45- He's in, isn't he?- Oh, that's perfect. That's a point to me.
0:16:45 > 0:16:48- Yeah, you are. I'll give you that. - Get in there!
0:16:48 > 0:16:51CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:16:56 > 0:16:58- Sit down!- That was...
0:16:58 > 0:17:02- That was contentious! - That is a disgrace!
0:17:02 > 0:17:04Just slipped it in perfect there. Beautiful.
0:17:04 > 0:17:07- Backhander to Helen going on there. - There you go.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10I think I am her favourite.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12They both looked identical to me.
0:17:12 > 0:17:16Well, the decision is up to Helen, and she gave it...
0:17:16 > 0:17:19- to me. - How do you feel about that, Matt?
0:17:19 > 0:17:21- I've got to be honest.- Yeah?
0:17:21 > 0:17:25I'm not happy about that. I feel cheated.
0:17:25 > 0:17:28I feel let down. And if I carry on talking,
0:17:28 > 0:17:31I could get a little bit emotional about the whole thing.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33You know, I...I kind of agree.
0:17:33 > 0:17:35And I'm going to overrule Helen.
0:17:35 > 0:17:37- No way! - SHARRON GASPS
0:17:38 > 0:17:40You have no authority here.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42And I'm going to give you a point each for that one, OK?
0:17:42 > 0:17:46Because I think that's only fair, cos they both were terrible. So...
0:17:47 > 0:17:50So that makes the score 2-1 to Phil's team.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05JASON CHUCKLES
0:18:08 > 0:18:10Our next game is American football,
0:18:10 > 0:18:13a sport which is all about the glitz, the glamour,
0:18:13 > 0:18:15agility and talent.
0:18:15 > 0:18:18I've no idea how to play it, but it seems very, very popular.
0:18:18 > 0:18:23Here to give us a helping hand is the Great Britain women's American football team.
0:18:23 > 0:18:25CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:18:27 > 0:18:30For this game, one member of each team must try
0:18:30 > 0:18:34and make it past the five defenders and get into the end zone.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36As they travel to the end zone,
0:18:36 > 0:18:39they must solve sporting anagrams on the floor.
0:18:39 > 0:18:42That sounds hard enough, but making it even tougher for the teams
0:18:42 > 0:18:46is that each anagram has an American footballer defending it.
0:18:46 > 0:18:51You must solve the anagram before you can make it on to the next defender.
0:18:51 > 0:18:55The team that solves the most anagrams wins the game.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57Are you feeling confident, Seann?
0:18:57 > 0:19:013-42, 3-42! Ho! Ho!
0:19:01 > 0:19:04Iwan has made the biggest schoolboy error in history.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06The ladies were backstage.
0:19:06 > 0:19:10I told Iwan what was going to happen and what did you say?
0:19:10 > 0:19:12I said, "Oh, great, it's girls," meaning...
0:19:12 > 0:19:14meaning it's not against massive boys.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16AUDIENCE EXCLAIM I know, I know.
0:19:16 > 0:19:20OK, well, luckily for you, Matt's team's going to go first,
0:19:20 > 0:19:23as you're trailing. Seann, go and get yourself ready.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25- Come on, Seann! - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:19:31 > 0:19:32Are you well?
0:19:33 > 0:19:35LAUGHTER
0:19:35 > 0:19:36Nice day and stuff.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39We're all friends here.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41Seann, you've got to shout out all the letters
0:19:41 > 0:19:46on the floor before you and your team-mates can solve the anagram.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49Best of luck, my friend, it's been lovely knowing you.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51- Thank you. Right.- Away you go.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53HE EXCLAIMS
0:19:53 > 0:19:54Get in there, son!
0:19:54 > 0:19:57G! L!
0:19:57 > 0:19:59U, E... Glue!
0:19:59 > 0:20:00ALL: G-LU-E.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02What sport is it?
0:20:02 > 0:20:04- Luge!- Luge, well done!
0:20:04 > 0:20:07Well done!
0:20:07 > 0:20:08Next one, Seann!
0:20:08 > 0:20:10APPLAUSE
0:20:10 > 0:20:13S, L... SLOWB. Like, S-L-O-W-B.
0:20:13 > 0:20:16S-L-O-W-B.
0:20:16 > 0:20:18What do you think?
0:20:18 > 0:20:20Bowls.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22Bowls, well done!
0:20:22 > 0:20:24Bowls!
0:20:24 > 0:20:26Go on, Seann!
0:20:26 > 0:20:29Well done, you're out of here!
0:20:29 > 0:20:32LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:20:32 > 0:20:36Chill out, we'll go for a herbal tea or something.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41Come on, Seann!
0:20:41 > 0:20:44Y-O-C-H-E-K.
0:20:44 > 0:20:47Y-O-C-HE-K.
0:20:47 > 0:20:48AUDIENCE SHOUTS
0:20:48 > 0:20:50Hockey!
0:20:50 > 0:20:53Come on!
0:20:53 > 0:20:55S-U-S-H-Q-A.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57Squash!
0:20:57 > 0:21:00Well done!
0:21:00 > 0:21:01CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:21:01 > 0:21:02Last one, you can do it!
0:21:02 > 0:21:04Go on, Seann!
0:21:04 > 0:21:07N-A... N-A-L...
0:21:07 > 0:21:09NAL?
0:21:09 > 0:21:12N-A-L-J-I-V-E.
0:21:12 > 0:21:13N-A-L-J-I-V-E?
0:21:13 > 0:21:15AUDIENCE SHOUTS
0:21:15 > 0:21:17Javelin!
0:21:19 > 0:21:22APPLAUSE
0:21:22 > 0:21:25Come on in!
0:21:27 > 0:21:28Yay!
0:21:28 > 0:21:30CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:21:32 > 0:21:34Well done, Seann, how was that?
0:21:34 > 0:21:36Easy!
0:21:36 > 0:21:37LAUGHTER
0:21:37 > 0:21:40You actually have a proper sweat on.
0:21:40 > 0:21:41HE LAUGHS
0:21:41 > 0:21:43The most I'm used to sport is
0:21:43 > 0:21:45when you have to kick the ball back to someone else,
0:21:45 > 0:21:47playing football.
0:21:47 > 0:21:48JASON LAUGHS
0:21:48 > 0:21:50Well done! Let's have a round of applause for Seann!
0:21:50 > 0:21:53CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:21:53 > 0:21:55- Girls, how are you feeling? - BOTH: Great!
0:21:55 > 0:21:57How are you feeling about tackling Iwan?
0:21:57 > 0:21:58BOTH: Fired up!
0:21:58 > 0:22:01Fired up.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03How are you feeling?
0:22:03 > 0:22:05Is it wrong I actually want them to hurt me?
0:22:05 > 0:22:07LAUGHTER
0:22:07 > 0:22:10Go get yourself ready, Iwan.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:22:15 > 0:22:18Come on, ladies!
0:22:18 > 0:22:20OK, Iwan, make sure you read out
0:22:20 > 0:22:23all the letters of the words
0:22:23 > 0:22:26before you and your team can guess the anagram.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28Get yourself to the end zone, we'll see you in a week.
0:22:28 > 0:22:30LAUGHTER
0:22:30 > 0:22:32Go!
0:22:32 > 0:22:33D-O-J-U.
0:22:33 > 0:22:34Judo, judo!
0:22:36 > 0:22:39Rugby, rugby!
0:22:39 > 0:22:41You've got to read the letters out!
0:22:41 > 0:22:43G-R-UB... Rugby!
0:22:43 > 0:22:45Rugby.
0:22:45 > 0:22:48Whoa!
0:22:48 > 0:22:49IGO...
0:22:55 > 0:22:57You get back and I'll tackle.
0:23:00 > 0:23:01PHIL LAUGHS
0:23:01 > 0:23:04AUDIENCE CHEERS
0:23:07 > 0:23:10I-G-R...
0:23:10 > 0:23:11O-W-N.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13Rowing!
0:23:13 > 0:23:15- Rowing, correct.- I'm enjoying it.
0:23:15 > 0:23:16One more minute!
0:23:21 > 0:23:23N-E-N...
0:23:23 > 0:23:24I-T-S.
0:23:24 > 0:23:26- N-E-N-I-T-S.- Tennis.
0:23:26 > 0:23:28Tennis! Well done!
0:23:28 > 0:23:30Last one, last one!
0:23:31 > 0:23:33Come on!
0:23:35 > 0:23:37O-N-R... Snooker.
0:23:37 > 0:23:40- O-K-S-N-O-R-E.- Snooker.
0:23:40 > 0:23:41Nearly there! Good luck.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45LAUGHTER
0:23:47 > 0:23:50CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:24:07 > 0:24:09AUDIENCE ROARS
0:24:13 > 0:24:15JASON LAUGHS
0:24:15 > 0:24:18Oh!
0:24:18 > 0:24:22- Can I do it again? - No, you can't do it again.
0:24:22 > 0:24:24So, you both got
0:24:24 > 0:24:26all five anagrams correct.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28It took you a varied amount of time.
0:24:28 > 0:24:31But I'm afraid, Iwan, you dropped the ball
0:24:31 > 0:24:32before you headed into the end zone,
0:24:32 > 0:24:34so the point goes to Matt's team!
0:24:34 > 0:24:36CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:24:44 > 0:24:46You are glass to me, I will smash you!
0:24:46 > 0:24:48You are glass to me, I will smash you!
0:24:48 > 0:24:50You are glass to me,
0:24:50 > 0:24:52I will smash you!
0:24:52 > 0:24:54- Sorry.- No, you did really well.
0:24:54 > 0:24:57If you fancy trying your hand at American football -
0:24:57 > 0:24:58rather you than me - log on to...
0:25:02 > 0:25:05..for loads of ideas about activities in your area.
0:25:05 > 0:25:08A big thank you to the Great Britain women's American football team!
0:25:08 > 0:25:11CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:25:21 > 0:25:23- You all right, pal? - I've learnt a lesson tonight.
0:25:23 > 0:25:27You have, haven't you? You won't be making that mistake again.
0:25:27 > 0:25:29Never attempt to take on six girls at once.
0:25:29 > 0:25:31Do you regret what you said now?
0:25:31 > 0:25:34I wish I could wind the clock back and say, "Brilliant! Nice challenge."
0:25:34 > 0:25:36Instead of saying, "Great, it's against girls."
0:25:36 > 0:25:39They're tough girls and I've found out some play in the men's league.
0:25:39 > 0:25:41They're used to taking down...
0:25:41 > 0:25:46Why don't we have a look at you in your finest moment?!
0:25:46 > 0:25:49This is girls defending girls.
0:25:49 > 0:25:50LAUGHTER
0:25:53 > 0:25:54APPLAUSE
0:25:56 > 0:25:58You won the point for your team.
0:25:58 > 0:26:01You must be very proud, Matt. How do you feel
0:26:01 > 0:26:03you looked to the rest of us?
0:26:03 > 0:26:05I felt manly. Big, big time.
0:26:05 > 0:26:09I was looking at the end and there was a point I thought
0:26:09 > 0:26:10I might not be able to do this,
0:26:10 > 0:26:13then Rocky passed my eyesight
0:26:13 > 0:26:17and Mr Miyagi going, "You can do it. Wax on, wax off."
0:26:17 > 0:26:19I went and I achieved.
0:26:19 > 0:26:21This is what it looked like to us.
0:26:25 > 0:26:26LAUGHTER
0:26:28 > 0:26:31Was that the wax on or the wax off?
0:26:31 > 0:26:34The most embarrassing thing for me on that
0:26:34 > 0:26:37is that's the first time I've ever seen myself run
0:26:37 > 0:26:39and that was awful.
0:26:39 > 0:26:41That's what I look like when I chase a bus.
0:26:41 > 0:26:42"Wait!"
0:26:42 > 0:26:44LAUGHTER
0:26:44 > 0:26:46OK. It's so hard
0:26:46 > 0:26:49to come up with original games for this show.
0:26:49 > 0:26:54I have come up with a totally new original game.
0:26:54 > 0:26:56It's called Name That Tune.
0:26:56 > 0:26:58I realise it's already a game,
0:26:58 > 0:27:01but we've Super Saturdayed it up.
0:27:01 > 0:27:04We've enlisted the help of pop stars Elyan Fox
0:27:04 > 0:27:05and Amelia Lilley.
0:27:05 > 0:27:07This is what they normally sound like...
0:27:10 > 0:27:12# I could go from London to LA
0:27:12 > 0:27:15# I can look million times a day
0:27:15 > 0:27:19# The way our feelings never gonna change
0:27:19 > 0:27:22# Never gonna change... #
0:27:22 > 0:27:25# You bring joy, you bring sadness
0:27:25 > 0:27:29# So you bring the love So forget all the madness
0:27:29 > 0:27:33# I'm done with all the pain I'm done with all the happenings
0:27:33 > 0:27:37# So you bring me joy Yeah, you bring me sadness... #
0:27:37 > 0:27:39But what we thought we'd do
0:27:39 > 0:27:41is give their singing a twist.
0:27:41 > 0:27:43And a turn and a loop-the-loop.
0:27:43 > 0:27:47We sent them to Alton Towers and asked them to perform some well-known
0:27:47 > 0:27:48sporting songs and anthems
0:27:48 > 0:27:52on a roller coaster with the most loop-the-loops in the world.
0:27:52 > 0:27:55There will be questions on the songs after this.
0:28:04 > 0:28:07Oh, my God!
0:28:07 > 0:28:08Ah!
0:28:08 > 0:28:10Ready!
0:28:10 > 0:28:11Ready!
0:28:13 > 0:28:14Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
0:28:16 > 0:28:18SHE SCREAMS
0:28:18 > 0:28:20# I'm coming out... #
0:28:20 > 0:28:22SHE SCREAMS
0:28:22 > 0:28:25# Na, na, na... #
0:28:29 > 0:28:33# Just a man and his will to survive... #
0:28:33 > 0:28:36# La-la-la-la-la... #
0:28:37 > 0:28:40SHE SCREECHES
0:28:40 > 0:28:43Just chilling on the roller coaster.
0:28:43 > 0:28:44SHE SCREAMS
0:28:46 > 0:28:47Oh, my God!
0:28:47 > 0:28:51I hope you're all finding this funny!
0:28:51 > 0:28:54# Fortune's always hiding
0:28:55 > 0:28:59# I've looked everywhere... #
0:28:59 > 0:29:01# Da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da Da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da
0:29:01 > 0:29:03# Da-da-da-da-da Da-da-da-da
0:29:03 > 0:29:06# La-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la
0:29:06 > 0:29:08# Duh-duh-duh-duh Da-da-da-da
0:29:08 > 0:29:09# Da-da-da-da-da... #
0:29:09 > 0:29:14# I looked over Jordan What did I see?
0:29:14 > 0:29:17# Coming for to carry me home... #
0:29:18 > 0:29:21# We got the world in motion
0:29:21 > 0:29:24# And I know what we can do... # Ha-ha!
0:29:24 > 0:29:26SHE SCREAMS
0:29:26 > 0:29:29# Let's hear it for England England... #
0:29:29 > 0:29:33APPLAUSE
0:29:33 > 0:29:37Wow. It's not been harder to name that tune since Jedward were on The X Factor.
0:29:37 > 0:29:40They did very well. Well done, well done, guys.
0:29:40 > 0:29:43So, here's some questions. Matt's team, you can go first.
0:29:43 > 0:29:46- Do you think you managed to get the most?- Couple. Couple.- OK.
0:29:46 > 0:29:49Oh, I thought it was the same song. LAUGHTER
0:29:49 > 0:29:52- Were they different songs? - They were different songs, yeah.
0:29:52 > 0:29:54Oh, right. Well, no, good luck, guys.
0:29:54 > 0:29:58Which two songs were sung that have an animal in the title?
0:29:58 > 0:30:01- Tiger. Tiger. Eye Of The Tiger. - Eye Of The Tiger. Correct.
0:30:01 > 0:30:04HE SINGS FALSETTO: # The lion sleeps tonight... #
0:30:04 > 0:30:05No, that wasn't there.
0:30:05 > 0:30:10- Eye Of The Tiger and...- And? - The... The...
0:30:10 > 0:30:12Lions on my shirt. # Three lions on my shirt... #
0:30:12 > 0:30:15Three Lions, well done! There you go, you get the point.
0:30:15 > 0:30:19- APPLAUSE - OK. Phil's team.
0:30:19 > 0:30:23Which Premier League team's pre-match anthem was Elyar singing?
0:30:23 > 0:30:26- West... West Ham.- Bubbles. West Ham. Forever Blowing Bubbles.
0:30:26 > 0:30:30- Well done, well done! - APPLAUSE
0:30:30 > 0:30:35Matt's team, which BBC sports show theme was Amelia singing?
0:30:35 > 0:30:37- Match Of The Day. - No. It was... Was it?
0:30:37 > 0:30:39I don't know.
0:30:39 > 0:30:41- The one that went...da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da?- Yeah, yeah.
0:30:41 > 0:30:43On a roller coaster, it is probably quite hard.
0:30:43 > 0:30:45It would be amazing if she did it perfectly.
0:30:45 > 0:30:49MATCH OF THE DAY THEME: # Da-da da-da-da da-da Da-da da-da-da da! #
0:30:49 > 0:30:51That was the one you had in your head?
0:30:51 > 0:30:53- That was it!- Yes.- Go on, then.
0:30:53 > 0:30:55- Is that the one you're going for? - We're going for Match Of The Day.
0:30:55 > 0:30:57It was Ski Sunday.
0:30:57 > 0:30:59Oh! Ski Sunday!
0:30:59 > 0:31:03I know! OK, if you get this question right, you win the game.
0:31:03 > 0:31:06Which two Oscar-winning films' theme tunes were heard?
0:31:06 > 0:31:09Right. Chariots Of Fire. PHIL SINGS THEME
0:31:09 > 0:31:13- Yeah, Chariots Of Fire. - Is that...?- Yeah, and then...
0:31:13 > 0:31:19- Erm... The rugby song. Is that from a film?- Oh! Oh, erm...
0:31:19 > 0:31:24- Swing Low, Sweet Chariot.- Is that out of a film?- I don't know. Is it?
0:31:24 > 0:31:27- Swing Low, Sweet Chariot?- I don't know. Two films?- Gladiator.
0:31:27 > 0:31:30- Two films, yes. - Oh! Hang on, hang on, hang on!
0:31:30 > 0:31:34- Rocky, Eye Of The Tiger. - Rocky! There you go!
0:31:34 > 0:31:37We got there. Well done, you win the round. That makes the score
0:31:37 > 0:31:413-2 to Phil's team!
0:31:41 > 0:31:44CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:31:48 > 0:31:52It's time for the final round and we are getting ever nearer to the final whistle.
0:31:52 > 0:31:57The score currently stands at 3-2 to Phil, so it's all still to play for.
0:31:57 > 0:32:00For this finale, our two team captains will try
0:32:00 > 0:32:03and describe as many sporting names and phrases to their team-mates
0:32:03 > 0:32:08as they can whilst running along the Super Saturday conveyor belt.
0:32:08 > 0:32:12Whilst doing that, there will also be American footballs flying everywhere
0:32:12 > 0:32:15as we welcome back the Great Britain women's team!
0:32:15 > 0:32:18- APPLAUSE - There they are.
0:32:18 > 0:32:20OK, let's start the conveyor belt.
0:32:20 > 0:32:24Matt, as you are trailing, you can go first.
0:32:24 > 0:32:26- Every time.- Every time!
0:32:26 > 0:32:28OK. No.
0:32:28 > 0:32:29- Snow, you do this.- Skiing.
0:32:29 > 0:32:32- Yeah, but in liquid. - What?!- In liquid.
0:32:32 > 0:32:34Water-skiing. Water-skiing.
0:32:34 > 0:32:35Yes, that's right.
0:32:35 > 0:32:36This stroke.
0:32:36 > 0:32:39- SHARRON:- Backstroke. - No, the other one.- Butterfly.
0:32:39 > 0:32:41Butterfly, butterfly, that's the one.
0:32:41 > 0:32:45Oh! A footballer, French footballer in the final, head-butted somebody.
0:32:45 > 0:32:47- Zidane!- Yes!- Zidane, that's right.
0:32:47 > 0:32:50The ball's up in the air, I get a tennis racket and I...
0:32:50 > 0:32:52- SHARRON:- Smash. - Yes.
0:32:52 > 0:32:54Ooh! Oh!
0:32:54 > 0:32:56He's gone! What did you say? Smash? Yes.
0:32:56 > 0:33:00In golf, I get it in the cup.
0:33:00 > 0:33:02- SHARRON:- Hole in one. - Hole in one, yes.
0:33:02 > 0:33:05I've got... I've got little bits of paper
0:33:05 > 0:33:08so I can go to the match for the duration...
0:33:08 > 0:33:10- Season ticket.- Yes!
0:33:10 > 0:33:13- Season ticket. - They play at Loftus Road.
0:33:13 > 0:33:15- QPR.- Yes.- Yes! Yes.
0:33:15 > 0:33:18- Oh!- Mo Farah!- Mo Farah, yes!
0:33:18 > 0:33:21WHISTLE BLOWS
0:33:21 > 0:33:23Oh, well done!
0:33:23 > 0:33:26CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:33:28 > 0:33:32That's hard work, innit? APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH
0:33:34 > 0:33:36I couldn't stop laughing!
0:33:36 > 0:33:38Well, you still did very well, you got eight.
0:33:38 > 0:33:42- Oh, I tell you...!- That was impressive, yeah.
0:33:42 > 0:33:46OK, that takes your score to ten, which means, Phil,
0:33:46 > 0:33:49- you need eight to win. - Yeah. Yes, come on.- Can it be done?
0:33:49 > 0:33:52- Confident.- Come on, son. - Come on, let's have it.
0:33:52 > 0:33:55Just don't touch the face, girls. Anything but the face.
0:33:55 > 0:33:57- Not the money-maker. - No.- Not the money-maker.
0:33:57 > 0:34:01- OK, go and get yourself ready. - Come on, son! APPLAUSE
0:34:01 > 0:34:04Swap places. Iwan, Patrick.
0:34:04 > 0:34:07- Let's start the conveyor belt.- Oh!
0:34:07 > 0:34:10- LAUGHTER - Let's start now!
0:34:10 > 0:34:15- Oh! They go like that. They...- Pole vault! Pole vault?- No.
0:34:15 > 0:34:20On the... They did it at Horse Guards.
0:34:20 > 0:34:22Aquari... Badminton?
0:34:22 > 0:34:25- No. Move on. - Triathlon.- Move on, move on.
0:34:25 > 0:34:27No, no. Keep going.
0:34:27 > 0:34:31Oh! Matt Dawson! No!
0:34:31 > 0:34:34APPLAUSE
0:34:34 > 0:34:36No! That was...
0:34:36 > 0:34:39LAUGHTER
0:34:41 > 0:34:45Come on! Come on! Come on, Phil!
0:34:45 > 0:34:48Come on, come on! Go, go, go! There you go, there you go!
0:34:48 > 0:34:52- What the hell is...? - Right, give us...
0:34:52 > 0:34:54Beach volleyball.
0:34:54 > 0:34:55Oh!
0:35:00 > 0:35:03How long have we got? WHISTLE BLOWS
0:35:03 > 0:35:08CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:35:17 > 0:35:19Come on, up you get. You all right, mate?
0:35:19 > 0:35:23APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH
0:35:25 > 0:35:29Oh! Phil Tufnell!
0:35:29 > 0:35:33- Well done.- Did we get any?
0:35:33 > 0:35:35It got me right on the bonce.
0:35:35 > 0:35:37I'll tell you who got you on the bonce, shall I?
0:35:37 > 0:35:39Have a little watch of this.
0:35:39 > 0:35:41- MATT:- Nothing untoward here at all.
0:35:41 > 0:35:43A professional rugby player...
0:35:44 > 0:35:48CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:35:48 > 0:35:51LAUGHTER
0:35:51 > 0:35:54- You got...- Nothing.- ..zero.
0:35:54 > 0:35:57Nothing, nothing.
0:35:57 > 0:36:02It pains me to say, after seeing your horrible tactics,
0:36:02 > 0:36:03but Matt's team wins.
0:36:03 > 0:36:08CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:36:08 > 0:36:10It's time for...
0:36:10 > 0:36:13Well, it's usually my favourite part of the show, the forfeit.
0:36:13 > 0:36:16The loser's forfeit. But it just seems harsh, but...
0:36:16 > 0:36:18- Harsh.- Ah, well. I'll get over it!
0:36:18 > 0:36:20LAUGHTER
0:36:23 > 0:36:26CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:36:30 > 0:36:33I feel for you, man. Phil, you're looking good.
0:36:33 > 0:36:34Yeah, I look like a firework.
0:36:34 > 0:36:35LAUGHTER
0:36:35 > 0:36:40- Look like a rocket. - Let me introduce you to Zara.
0:36:40 > 0:36:45Zara is a 13-time martial arts world champion, everybody.
0:36:45 > 0:36:47APPLAUSE
0:36:47 > 0:36:49And this is what she's capable of.
0:36:49 > 0:36:50SHE KIHAPS
0:36:50 > 0:36:52- What are you doing?- Move, move.
0:36:52 > 0:36:53SHE KIHAPS
0:36:53 > 0:36:55Oh, my God!
0:36:55 > 0:36:58She really hates wood. Hates it.
0:36:58 > 0:37:00LAUGHTER
0:37:00 > 0:37:06All you've got to do, Phil, is read the autocue and tell us what's on next week's show
0:37:06 > 0:37:10while Zara performs another one of her little party tricks.
0:37:10 > 0:37:13- OK.- OK? You're going to stand with a ball on top of your head
0:37:13 > 0:37:15as she kicks them off.
0:37:15 > 0:37:21- OK.- I would recommend standing very still. OK.- OK.- Right, Go!
0:37:21 > 0:37:22On next week's...
0:37:22 > 0:37:24Oh, my God! On next week's show,
0:37:24 > 0:37:27we've got a shocking game of penalty kicks.
0:37:27 > 0:37:29Ore's in Glasgow, teaching the locals...
0:37:29 > 0:37:31- Have you washed your feet?- I have.
0:37:33 > 0:37:36And Matt and I hit hot water in an unlikely
0:37:36 > 0:37:40contribution to surfing and cricket.
0:37:40 > 0:37:44Jason, it's over to you. Oh! That's your line! Do I stop now?
0:37:44 > 0:37:46APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:37:46 > 0:37:48Thank you, Zara!
0:37:48 > 0:37:50And a huge thanks to all our guests,
0:37:50 > 0:37:55Sharron Davies, Seann Walsh, Iwan Thomas and Patrick Robinson,
0:37:55 > 0:37:59to the American footballers and, of course, our captains, Phil and Matt.
0:37:59 > 0:38:03Hope you enjoyed it. See you next Saturday. Good night, God bless.