0:00:18 > 0:00:20CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:25 > 0:00:26Lovely. Lovely.
0:00:29 > 0:00:33Hello, I'm Jason Manford, and welcome to Super Saturday.
0:00:33 > 0:00:37Each week, we put our teams through some ridiculously tough trials.
0:00:37 > 0:00:42Our team of brave ne'er-do-wells will feel pain like never before.
0:00:42 > 0:00:44More agony than the searing pain you get
0:00:44 > 0:00:47when you stand on an upturned plug in the middle of the night,
0:00:47 > 0:00:49and challenges more difficult
0:00:49 > 0:00:51than trying to stick a straw in a Capri Sun.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54Here is what's coming up on tonight's show.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56'Scotland goes snooker loopy
0:00:56 > 0:01:00'as our Super Saturday Shopping Centre Challenge hits Glasgow.
0:01:00 > 0:01:04'We go all Hawaii Five-0 as we put our captains to the test.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06'And we're in the Wimbledon spirit as our teams
0:01:06 > 0:01:09'take on an 11-year-old tennis ace.'
0:01:09 > 0:01:12Exciting stuff. All we need now is some players.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15On Matt's team, Winter Olympic Queen of Speed Lizzy Yarnold,
0:01:15 > 0:01:17and out of The Slammer for one night only,
0:01:17 > 0:01:19it's comedian Ted Robbins.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21And joining Tuffers, former England captain Michael Vaughan
0:01:21 > 0:01:24and Canadian comedian Katherine Ryan.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:01:50 > 0:01:51Come on in.
0:01:51 > 0:01:55What an entrance, what an entrance!
0:01:55 > 0:01:58Love it, love it, welcome.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00Fabulous!
0:02:01 > 0:02:02Ah, hello.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06We've had some spectacular entrances at speed,
0:02:06 > 0:02:09- and then today they've gone... - Milk float.- ..milk float, yeah.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11And you weren't even allowed to drive 'em!
0:02:11 > 0:02:13- Health and safety. - Health and safety.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15You've done well this week, Matt.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18An actual Olympic gold medallist on your team.
0:02:18 > 0:02:19Lizzy Yarnold, everybody.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:02:23 > 0:02:26- How exciting! So you won the gold medal on Valentine's Day?- Yes.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28And so, it must have been pretty whirlwind since then, has it?
0:02:28 > 0:02:30Yeah, it's been mad, it was only, like,
0:02:30 > 0:02:33three and a half months ago and it's just been crazy.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Skeleton is, like, the only thing we're good at
0:02:35 > 0:02:36in the Winter Olympics as well...
0:02:36 > 0:02:38- That's not true! - Is that unfair?- Curling!
0:02:38 > 0:02:40It's the thing that we're the best at at the Winter Olympics.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42- That's...- It's the most successful, isn't it?
0:02:42 > 0:02:45We're the most successful Olympic sport because we've only been
0:02:45 > 0:02:47in the Winter Games for four cycles
0:02:47 > 0:02:49and we've won a medal at every single one.
0:02:49 > 0:02:50That's pretty impressive, isn't it?
0:02:50 > 0:02:53- Crazy stats, but, yeah. - Well done, yeah.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55APPLAUSE
0:02:55 > 0:02:58- Ted.- Oh, he's so looking forward to this conversation!
0:02:58 > 0:03:00On the back of Olympic gold!
0:03:00 > 0:03:02- Come on, Ted.- I'll have you know... - You're a rugby...
0:03:02 > 0:03:04..I'm an all-round sportsman.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06If you watch Chariots Of Fire,
0:03:06 > 0:03:08I'm the shot-putter, did I say that right?
0:03:08 > 0:03:11I'm the shot-putter in Chariots Of Fire.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13I went along, they were filming it on the Wirral in Merseyside
0:03:13 > 0:03:15when I was a lad, and believe it or not,
0:03:15 > 0:03:18I was quite fit in those days, before me chest dropped.
0:03:18 > 0:03:19LAUGHTER
0:03:19 > 0:03:25So we've got Ted and Lizzy going up against Katherine and Michael.
0:03:25 > 0:03:26Katherine, you've got a daughter.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28D'you play any sports together, or d'you...?
0:03:28 > 0:03:31Yeah, I've got a daughter, so that shows I cannot run.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Erm, I'm not sporty at all.
0:03:33 > 0:03:37No, this is really unfair, I don't have any Olympic gold medals
0:03:37 > 0:03:39that I know of, but I'm Canadian so, like,
0:03:39 > 0:03:41I might have some kicking around.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44Yeah, you're probably still the third best 100m runner in Canada...
0:03:44 > 0:03:46- We have a saying. - ..even if you've never done it.
0:03:46 > 0:03:49It goes, uh, "It's not the taking part but the winning that counts."
0:03:49 > 0:03:52- That's, er, Phil and Matt's philosophy, really.- Yeah!
0:03:52 > 0:03:54Well, we have got an actual legendary sportsman
0:03:54 > 0:03:57on Phil's team, finally!
0:03:57 > 0:03:59Like a proper cricketer on the show, amazing!
0:03:59 > 0:04:01LAUGHTER
0:04:01 > 0:04:05Michael, you were obviously known for your shrewd captaincy
0:04:05 > 0:04:07and your brilliant man management skills.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10What's it going to be like working UNDER Phil Tufnell,
0:04:10 > 0:04:11with him as your captain today?
0:04:11 > 0:04:14Well, we go back a long way, we've toured together, haven't we, Cap?
0:04:14 > 0:04:17- Yeah, South Africa. - Lots of tours, played together.
0:04:17 > 0:04:18First time I've seen him sober.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20LAUGHTER
0:04:22 > 0:04:26OK, it's time to play our first game.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:04:36 > 0:04:40Now, there's one aspect of the World Cup that sends
0:04:40 > 0:04:43fear into the hearts of all England supporters,
0:04:43 > 0:04:45the penalty shootout.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47CROWD: Oo-ooh!
0:04:47 > 0:04:51Let's just have a moment's silence for all those that we've missed.
0:04:52 > 0:04:56Southgate, Waddle, Pearce.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58WHISTLE BLOWS
0:04:58 > 0:05:00- ALL:- OK, come on! Come on! - APPLAUSE
0:05:00 > 0:05:04We all remember those shocking penalties
0:05:04 > 0:05:08but none will be as shocking as these. This is how it works.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11Our teams must each nominate their penalty taker,
0:05:11 > 0:05:14we then ask the remaining team a number of questions.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17Get it right and they get to take a shot against our goalkeeper.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20Get it wrong, they can still take the shot,
0:05:20 > 0:05:23but they will receive an electric shock whilst doing so.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28Who wants to go first?
0:05:28 > 0:05:31- Vaughany, come on, mate.- All right, come on.- Vaughany, yes.- OK.
0:05:31 > 0:05:32CHEERING
0:05:32 > 0:05:34So Vaughany.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36Who from your team is going to take a penalty?
0:05:36 > 0:05:38- Oh, of course it would have to be Lizzy!- Lizzy!
0:05:38 > 0:05:40CHEERING
0:05:40 > 0:05:43Go and get yourself set up, Lizzy and Michael.
0:05:43 > 0:05:44Away they go.
0:05:44 > 0:05:49- We'll let Lizzy go first. Why not? OK.- Do you want to test it or?
0:05:49 > 0:05:51- Yeah, we can test it, yeah. - LAUGHTER
0:05:51 > 0:05:55- Yeah, can we test Michael's as well? Are they on?- The left and right.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57- ELECTRICAL BUZZ - Ooh, you,- BLEEP!
0:05:59 > 0:06:01APPLAUSE
0:06:03 > 0:06:05Can you turn it up, please?
0:06:05 > 0:06:08ELECTRICAL BUZZ
0:06:11 > 0:06:14- OK, Lizzy's is on. Here we go. - All right.- Question number one.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16If we get it right,
0:06:16 > 0:06:19Lizzy can take the shot of course without an electric shock
0:06:19 > 0:06:21but if you get it wrong, she will get a shock so here we go.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24- All the questions are about the penalties of the World Cup.- Right.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26Matt, here's your first question.
0:06:26 > 0:06:31In which city did Italy beat France on penalties in the 2006 Final?
0:06:31 > 0:06:34- It would be Berlin, wouldn't it? - Come on, guys.- Yes, it is Berlin.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36- Munich or Berlin?- Berlin.- Berlin? - Yeah, definitely.- Berlin.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38Definitely Berlin.
0:06:38 > 0:06:39- Correct.- Go on!
0:06:39 > 0:06:41Off you go.
0:06:41 > 0:06:45- You've still got to get it in, though.- All right.- Just go.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47CHEERING
0:06:47 > 0:06:51Nailed it, nailed it. Very good.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53Phil, this one is for your team.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55Which of these countries have England lost to on penalties
0:06:55 > 0:06:59at a World Cup? Italy, Portugal or Spain?
0:06:59 > 0:07:03- I'd go Portugal.- If you get it wrong, Michael will be getting a shock.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05We are going to go...
0:07:05 > 0:07:07Portugal.
0:07:07 > 0:07:08Is the right answer.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11- CHEERING - Impressive!
0:07:13 > 0:07:15No shock, no shock.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19How? How have you done that?
0:07:20 > 0:07:24That post is in Rochdale it's so far away!
0:07:26 > 0:07:29Matt, here we go. Here is your team's question.
0:07:29 > 0:07:32Which of these have missed in a penalty shoot-out for England?
0:07:32 > 0:07:34John Terry, Ashley Cole or Jamie Carragher?
0:07:34 > 0:07:38Well, John Terry, John Terry missed for Chelsea, didn't he? Don't know.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40- Jamie Carragher?- I think it's Jamie Carragher.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Jamie Carragher, we'll go Jamie Carragher.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44It was Jamie Carragher.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46APPLAUSE
0:07:48 > 0:07:50CHEERING
0:07:53 > 0:07:55- OK, Phil.- Yes.
0:07:55 > 0:08:00Which team did Ireland beat on penalties in the 1990 tournament?
0:08:00 > 0:08:02- I haven't got any choices, it's not multiple choice?- No.
0:08:02 > 0:08:06- He doesn't get an A, B or C?- No. - Not this time.- Yeah, let's go...
0:08:06 > 0:08:09- My dad's at home screaming the answer.- ..Germany.
0:08:09 > 0:08:10Beat Germany?
0:08:10 > 0:08:12It was Romania.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14I'm sorry. Sorry!
0:08:18 > 0:08:20ELECTRICAL BUZZ
0:08:22 > 0:08:23He did it!
0:08:27 > 0:08:29He looked like Corporal Jones in Dad's Army then, didn't he?
0:08:29 > 0:08:32Like that.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35- Matt's team.- Yep.- For Lizzy.- Yeah.
0:08:35 > 0:08:36- Last question.- Right.
0:08:36 > 0:08:41- Which year was the first ever World Cup penalty shoot-out?- Oh.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43Oh, dear.
0:08:43 > 0:08:47Well, it wasn't '66, wasn't '70.
0:08:47 > 0:08:51- Wasn't '74, wasn't '78.- '82? '86?
0:08:51 > 0:08:54Mexico, definitely in Mexico. Definitely in Mexico.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57- Well, that was '86? - '86? We'll say '86.
0:08:57 > 0:08:58It's '82.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03- I really don't want to do this.- Oh, we really want you to.- All right.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06- Are you ready? Ready, ready, ready, go.- Ready!
0:09:06 > 0:09:08Oh, OK. ELECTRICAL BUZZ
0:09:09 > 0:09:11It was a save, it was a save.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15- OK.- Pull your trousers a bit further up your waist, Vaughany.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18- Pull them up, pull them up. - Give it the full Simon Cowell there.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Come on, get them up there.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23Right, Michael needs to score this for you to tie the game.
0:09:23 > 0:09:24- Phil.- Yeah.- Katherine.
0:09:24 > 0:09:28Who missed a penalty at the opening of the 1994 World Cup?
0:09:28 > 0:09:30We're going to go with...
0:09:30 > 0:09:34It was the very first penalty miss of the World Cup in 1994.
0:09:34 > 0:09:38Does he have a WAG famous wife who's either a pop star or...?
0:09:38 > 0:09:41- I don't think this person does, no. - Then I don't know.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43I'm going to go with...
0:09:43 > 0:09:46- Clint Eastwood. - Prepare for pain, Vaughany.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49- Clint Eastwood?- Clint Eastwood.
0:09:49 > 0:09:52- It was Diana Ross.- Diana Ross! - It was Diana Ross, yes...- Sorry.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55..who missed the penalty in the 1994 World Cup in the opening ceremony.
0:09:55 > 0:09:56Yeah, it was a bit of a trick question
0:09:56 > 0:09:59but we just want to see Vaughany get electrocuted.
0:10:00 > 0:10:04OK, this to tie the game. This to tie the game. Come on, son!
0:10:04 > 0:10:06ELECTRICAL BUZZ
0:10:06 > 0:10:09LAUGHTER AND CHEERING
0:10:10 > 0:10:13You took out the camera, nearly, then! That was amazing!
0:10:13 > 0:10:14That's quite a challenge!
0:10:14 > 0:10:17So, that means Matt gets the point. Well done.
0:10:17 > 0:10:22APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:10:27 > 0:10:29It was an absolute cracker, that.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31Yeah, sorry, Skip, sorry, team.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34Actually, let's just watch back Michael's penalty.
0:10:34 > 0:10:38Focus on Michael's reaction to the electrocution.
0:10:38 > 0:10:39LAUGHTER
0:10:39 > 0:10:43Like the... It's like the Ministry of Silly Walks.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45That's actually me just running normally.
0:10:45 > 0:10:50And let's have a little look at how Lizzy reacted to being electrocuted.
0:10:50 > 0:10:53I mean, focused, precise,
0:10:53 > 0:10:55a little limp afterwards.
0:10:55 > 0:10:58Why do you think that was? Do women have a higher pain threshold?
0:10:58 > 0:11:00Is that actually what's happened there,
0:11:00 > 0:11:01or are you just a bit of a wuss, Michael?
0:11:01 > 0:11:04It's cricket and a Winter Olympian, that's the difference, innit?
0:11:04 > 0:11:06LAUGHTER
0:11:06 > 0:11:10OK, for the next challenge we told Matt and Phil they were going surfing.
0:11:10 > 0:11:13So, they packed their boards, Hawaiian shirts and suntan lotion
0:11:13 > 0:11:15and headed for Bedford. Unlucky, lads.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17Surfer Skelton met them there.
0:11:21 > 0:11:23- Whatever it's going to be... - What do you reckon?
0:11:23 > 0:11:26- Anything, it's got to be great fun. - It will. They always...
0:11:26 > 0:11:28- Hello, chaps.- There she is. Hello.
0:11:28 > 0:11:32- I have got a bodyboard for each of you.- OK, OK.- Fantastic.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35Today's Super Saturday challenge is going to be you two going
0:11:35 > 0:11:38- head to head, or toe to toe, on an indoor surfing simulator.- Fantastic.
0:11:38 > 0:11:44- Which is why we need these?- Yes. Get ready to hang ten.- Yeah. Awesome!
0:11:44 > 0:11:47# Let's go surfing now Everybody's learning how
0:11:47 > 0:11:50# Come on and safari with me
0:11:50 > 0:11:54# Early in the morning We'll be starting out
0:11:54 > 0:11:57# Some honeys will be coming along. #
0:11:57 > 0:12:00- What you think of that, then, you two?- Looks good.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02- Is that what we're doing? - Sort of.
0:12:02 > 0:12:06We're not going to get you to do that, we're going to get you to do something slightly different.
0:12:06 > 0:12:10- So, this is George.- Yeah.- George is going to put you through your paces
0:12:10 > 0:12:13- and teach you everything you need to know about a bodyboard.- Good.- OK.
0:12:13 > 0:12:16It's going to be fine. Don't look scared. Come on. Surf's up.
0:12:20 > 0:12:23# Some people stand in the darkness
0:12:23 > 0:12:28# Afraid to step into the light
0:12:28 > 0:12:32# Some people need to help somebody
0:12:32 > 0:12:35# When the edge of surrender's in sight
0:12:35 > 0:12:38# Don't you worry
0:12:38 > 0:12:40# It's going to be all right
0:12:43 > 0:12:46# Cos I'm always ready
0:12:46 > 0:12:49# I won't let you out of my sight
0:12:52 > 0:12:55# I'll be there
0:12:55 > 0:12:57# I'll be ready
0:12:57 > 0:13:01- # Never you fear - No, don't you fear. #
0:13:01 > 0:13:03Yeah, baby. That's what I'm talking about.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05APPLAUSE
0:13:07 > 0:13:10Ooh! So close! George is demonstrating today's game.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13Our two captains will each be on a bodyboard.
0:13:13 > 0:13:15They'll be out there at the same time,
0:13:15 > 0:13:17so they really are going head to head.
0:13:17 > 0:13:20Meanwhile, tennis balls will be being fired at them.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22Matt's balls are blue, Phil's are red.
0:13:22 > 0:13:26For every blue ball that Matt catches, he gets one point,
0:13:26 > 0:13:30for every red ball he catches he gets two points, and vice versa.
0:13:30 > 0:13:33At the end of the game, whoever has the most points wins.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38- Captains, are you ready?- Yeah.
0:13:38 > 0:13:41- Hair all right?- It's just like the Hoff wears it.
0:13:41 > 0:13:44That is just like the Hoff poses! Sort of.
0:13:44 > 0:13:47Cue the water. Cue the tennis balls.
0:14:12 > 0:14:15LAUGHTER
0:14:22 > 0:14:24LAUGHTER
0:14:33 > 0:14:36LAUGHTER
0:14:49 > 0:14:52LAUGHTER
0:14:57 > 0:14:59Oh! Come on!
0:15:03 > 0:15:06LAUGHTER
0:15:09 > 0:15:11- You looked like you enjoyed it. - What a lot of fun.
0:15:11 > 0:15:14- Are you happy with the number of balls you caught?- That left cannon,
0:15:14 > 0:15:17that left cannon was flying them out!
0:15:17 > 0:15:20I got one right in here.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22- I think you took a few body shots. - He mounted me.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25- Is that in the rules? He mounted me. - You nicked my surfboard!
0:15:25 > 0:15:28I was standing and didn't have a board!
0:15:28 > 0:15:30What am I going to do, come down on my feet?
0:15:30 > 0:15:32I suspect this squabble's going to go on for quite a while.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34Jason has the results.
0:15:34 > 0:15:37APPLAUSE
0:15:37 > 0:15:38Thanks, Helen.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40That looked great fun.
0:15:40 > 0:15:43I liked your concentration tongue.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45LAUGHTER
0:15:46 > 0:15:48Well, I have the results for you here.
0:15:48 > 0:15:51Phil, you managed to catch four red balls
0:15:51 > 0:15:56- and six blue balls, which gave you a total of 16 points.- Not bad.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58You at your best.
0:15:58 > 0:15:59I caught something!
0:15:59 > 0:16:01- Well, you caught a ball.- Yeah.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03Matt, you ended up with seven blues and six reds,
0:16:03 > 0:16:05giving you a total of 19, which means you're the winner.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07CHEERING
0:16:08 > 0:16:11However, since the challenge took place, Matt,
0:16:11 > 0:16:14have you got something you want to maybe say to Phil?
0:16:14 > 0:16:18- Depends how much you know.- I've got some Crimewatch-style footage
0:16:18 > 0:16:20- of you cheating.- Did I get caught?
0:16:24 > 0:16:26LAUGHTER
0:16:27 > 0:16:29That's a disgrace!
0:16:30 > 0:16:32What have you got to say for yourself, Matt?
0:16:32 > 0:16:34I'm slightly embarrassed...
0:16:35 > 0:16:37..and I apologise to...
0:16:37 > 0:16:40- Got to be deducted. - ..yourself and your family...
0:16:41 > 0:16:44- ..and anybody who knows you. - How many balls was it?
0:16:44 > 0:16:47One red and one blue, so if you deducted it...
0:16:47 > 0:16:48No, he picked up a couple there.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50You don't know that!
0:16:50 > 0:16:52- I think it was just the two. - You're not denying it.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54You're not saying, "I didn't."
0:16:54 > 0:16:57- You're saying, "You didn't see me do it." That's your defence.- Yes!
0:16:57 > 0:17:01I'm not having that. We're going to give the win to Phil's team!
0:17:01 > 0:17:04CHEERING
0:17:04 > 0:17:05Not having that.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07Can you honestly say, Mr Tufnell,
0:17:07 > 0:17:09you have never stepped beyond the line of the law?
0:17:09 > 0:17:12They just didn't catch me picking them up out the back.
0:17:12 > 0:17:15Well, with that win on that challenge,
0:17:15 > 0:17:17it makes the score one-all!
0:17:21 > 0:17:25This week, we sent Super Saturday's roving games master, Ore Oduba,
0:17:25 > 0:17:26to the shops with a challenge -
0:17:26 > 0:17:29to get me a bag of Monster Munch, a Dairylea Dunker and a fizzy Vimto,
0:17:29 > 0:17:31and while he was there
0:17:31 > 0:17:34he tried to teach some Glaswegians to use chopsticks.
0:17:34 > 0:17:35Good luck with that one, Ore.
0:17:37 > 0:17:41Jason, I'm going to be snookering you, snookering you tonight.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43This week, we are in bonnie Scotland
0:17:43 > 0:17:47and I am delighted to be here at the Braehead Shopping Centre in Glasgow,
0:17:47 > 0:17:49hoping that the fine people of Scotland
0:17:49 > 0:17:52will take to the table and play our game, Right on Cue.
0:17:54 > 0:17:56'One snooker table,
0:17:56 > 0:17:59'two cues, 12 balls
0:17:59 > 0:18:02'and one giant pocket.
0:18:02 > 0:18:05'The game - to clear the table as quickly as possible
0:18:05 > 0:18:07'using the two cues.'
0:18:08 > 0:18:10Oh!
0:18:11 > 0:18:13Uh!
0:18:13 > 0:18:15You wouldn't like it when I'm angry.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17Let's see if the locals do any better.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19After all, Scotland is home to Stephen Hendry,
0:18:19 > 0:18:23the finest purveyor of a snooker cue the world has ever seen.
0:18:23 > 0:18:24I'll pay for that.
0:18:24 > 0:18:27LAUGHTER
0:18:27 > 0:18:30- Are you going to test your snooker skills?- Certainly, my pleasure.
0:18:30 > 0:18:34It'd be my pleasure to have you. Let's go, let's play Right on Cue.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37Have you got five minutes of your day that I could steal you for?
0:18:37 > 0:18:38Am I going to be on this camera?
0:18:38 > 0:18:41Well, you already are, because it's right there.
0:18:41 > 0:18:44- Up for it?- I'm up for a shot, aye. - She's up for a go.
0:18:44 > 0:18:47- Shall we?- Yeah.- Let's! This way, come on.
0:18:47 > 0:18:50- Shall we? - Yes, let's go for it! Let's go!
0:18:50 > 0:18:52Do you fancy it?
0:18:52 > 0:18:55- All right, cool.- Yeah?- Yeah. - Well, you're dressed the part.
0:18:55 > 0:18:58- Shall we get going.- Yep. - All right, in your own time.
0:18:58 > 0:19:00Off you go, Gavin, off you go.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02I love that technique, I love that.
0:19:02 > 0:19:05It's like some sort of praying mantis we've got going on here.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07Oh, wow!
0:19:07 > 0:19:08This man is hot.
0:19:08 > 0:19:10This is...steady,
0:19:10 > 0:19:12very steady hand, as you can see.
0:19:12 > 0:19:14Yep, that's it.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16Got about 20 seconds and haven't got a ball in
0:19:16 > 0:19:17at all.
0:19:17 > 0:19:20Wow, have you ever been to a Chinese before? Cos you're very good.
0:19:20 > 0:19:21Like chopsticks with you.
0:19:21 > 0:19:24- No, but I had a Chinese teacher once.- Did you?
0:19:24 > 0:19:28Some people say I'm distracting, so I'm leaving it on your own.
0:19:28 > 0:19:29In your own time.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34Here we go. Now we're talking, now we're talking.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40- Andy... - I don't think I'm very good at this.
0:19:40 > 0:19:43Let's get that blue. Concentrate, Catherine! Concentrate.
0:19:44 > 0:19:47Yeah!
0:19:47 > 0:19:48Oh!
0:19:48 > 0:19:49Who needs the Crucible
0:19:49 > 0:19:52when you've got the Braehead Shopping Centre in Glasgow?
0:19:52 > 0:19:54Don't answer that question.
0:19:54 > 0:19:57OK, so we may not have found the next Ronnie O'Sullivan, but we saw
0:19:57 > 0:20:01some exceptional displays of potting and the occasional trick shot too.
0:20:01 > 0:20:04Back to you to find out who scored the biggest break.
0:20:04 > 0:20:08For now, though, from this snooker referee-cum-occasional mime artist...
0:20:08 > 0:20:10LAUGHTER
0:20:10 > 0:20:11..it's goodbye.
0:20:11 > 0:20:13APPLAUSE
0:20:13 > 0:20:15Lovely.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17Thank you, Ore, and the people of Glasgow.
0:20:17 > 0:20:21So, teams, how quickly do we think our Glaswegian champion
0:20:21 > 0:20:22cleared the table?
0:20:22 > 0:20:24This is our winner.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27You can have a little look. This is Andrew from Dumbarton.
0:20:27 > 0:20:2817 years old.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31I can tell you that the average time taken by the 25 competitors
0:20:31 > 0:20:34in Glasgow was one minute, 48 seconds.
0:20:34 > 0:20:37- Obviously, the winner's less than that.- Yeah, he's quicker.
0:20:37 > 0:20:39AUDIENCE CHUCKLE
0:20:42 > 0:20:44We start with this?
0:20:44 > 0:20:45We're starting with that.
0:20:45 > 0:20:48The guy with the cap, he was there for ever, weren't he?
0:20:48 > 0:20:51- 30?- He'd be there four or five minutes.
0:20:51 > 0:20:53- I was thinking 40. - I'm going to go with that.
0:20:53 > 0:20:55- Oh, I think we're...- Less?
0:20:55 > 0:20:57- What, that?- Yeah, yeah.
0:20:57 > 0:20:58Oh...
0:20:58 > 0:21:00We're going with that, we're going with that.
0:21:00 > 0:21:02- Are you changing your mind?- Yes.
0:21:02 > 0:21:05- Did you go less or more? - We went less.
0:21:05 > 0:21:07OK, what have you got, Matt?
0:21:07 > 0:21:09Signed as well, signed off.
0:21:09 > 0:21:12You've gone 40 seconds and you've signed it.
0:21:12 > 0:21:14You could sell that on eBay.
0:21:16 > 0:21:17Phil?
0:21:17 > 0:21:19- 37.- ALL: Oooh!
0:21:19 > 0:21:23Well, let's go back to Ore and find out if either of you are right.
0:21:23 > 0:21:26And the clock starts...now! Off you go!
0:21:26 > 0:21:28Oh, that man goes straight to the black.
0:21:28 > 0:21:29Here we go, oh!
0:21:29 > 0:21:31Bumbles in, but they all count.
0:21:31 > 0:21:35That's nice, very nice. Careful of the drag, careful of the drag.
0:21:35 > 0:21:38Pick 'em up and drop 'em in, pick 'em up and drop 'em in all the way.
0:21:38 > 0:21:39That's it, nicely done.
0:21:39 > 0:21:43Nicely done, you're on for a very good time at the moment, Andrew.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45This guy's played this game before!
0:21:46 > 0:21:48Who hasn't?
0:21:48 > 0:21:50Oh, he's strolled it.
0:21:50 > 0:21:51THEY SHOUT OUT IN THE STUDIO
0:21:51 > 0:21:53- Three more balls to go.- Get it in!
0:21:53 > 0:21:55This is it, the brown and the...
0:21:55 > 0:21:56Stop right there!
0:21:56 > 0:21:58One of those is behind the cue.
0:21:58 > 0:21:59There we go.
0:21:59 > 0:22:01- Nicely done.- Oh, no! - And the other to come.
0:22:01 > 0:22:02- Go on, then!- Stop the clock!
0:22:02 > 0:22:04No!
0:22:04 > 0:22:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:22:07 > 0:22:10It was in a record time of 36 seconds,
0:22:10 > 0:22:12so, Phil, you were closer and win the points!
0:22:12 > 0:22:14CHEERING
0:22:15 > 0:22:16Cheating, there!
0:22:16 > 0:22:18I think you'd best say nothing, actually.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20Why don't you take it up with Andrew himself,
0:22:20 > 0:22:22who's sat over there in the audience.
0:22:22 > 0:22:25Let's have a round of applause for Andrew.
0:22:25 > 0:22:26Well done.
0:22:27 > 0:22:32So, the scores at the end of that game are Matt: 1, and Phil: 2!
0:22:32 > 0:22:34CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:22:43 > 0:22:44All right.
0:22:47 > 0:22:49In this next round, we'll be finding out
0:22:49 > 0:22:51if our teams are better than an 11-year-old.
0:22:51 > 0:22:53Don't worry, Phil, we're not asking you to do an exam.
0:22:53 > 0:22:55That'd be no contest.
0:22:55 > 0:22:58Instead, in honour of it being Wimbledon finals weekend,
0:22:58 > 0:23:01would you please welcome one of Britain's brightest tennis hopes,
0:23:01 > 0:23:02Jobim Ffrench!
0:23:02 > 0:23:05CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:23:09 > 0:23:11- Oh! - CHEERING
0:23:11 > 0:23:13What?!
0:23:13 > 0:23:14That was impressive stuff, my friend.
0:23:14 > 0:23:16Come on over here, come on over.
0:23:16 > 0:23:18How did you get so good at tennis, then?
0:23:18 > 0:23:20Did your parents refuse to buy you a Nintendo Wii?
0:23:20 > 0:23:22Did you have to play the real sport?
0:23:22 > 0:23:25- How long have you been playing? - Six years.
0:23:25 > 0:23:26- How often do you play?- Every day.
0:23:26 > 0:23:28Every day? And your parents are supportive?
0:23:28 > 0:23:30They've spotted a little pension plan, haven't they?
0:23:30 > 0:23:33LAUGHTER
0:23:33 > 0:23:36- Who's your favourite player?- Nadal.
0:23:36 > 0:23:39Nadal, yes? He's pretty impressive, isn't he, Nadal?
0:23:39 > 0:23:42I hope this will make your "What I did over the summer holidays" essay
0:23:42 > 0:23:44a little bit more interesting.
0:23:44 > 0:23:47Thanks for joining us. Here are the rules of the game.
0:23:47 > 0:23:51As you can see, we have a rogue's gallery of famous faces
0:23:51 > 0:23:54and each one of them is the answer to one of my questions.
0:23:54 > 0:23:55Once you know who it is,
0:23:55 > 0:23:57you have to hit them in the face
0:23:57 > 0:24:00with a tennis ball. As with proper tennis,
0:24:00 > 0:24:02you can have two serves.
0:24:02 > 0:24:05If you do this yourself, you score two points.
0:24:05 > 0:24:08Alternatively, you could ask the expert, Jobim,
0:24:08 > 0:24:09to do it for you.
0:24:09 > 0:24:11You'll only get one point, but let's be honest,
0:24:11 > 0:24:12he has got more chance of hitting it
0:24:12 > 0:24:14than you have keeping it in the studio.
0:24:15 > 0:24:18Who are going to be the tennis players from each team?
0:24:18 > 0:24:19Katherine.
0:24:19 > 0:24:21- We're going to have Katherine?- Yes.
0:24:21 > 0:24:25- Um, I think Ted's going to go for this one.- Ted's come prepared.
0:24:25 > 0:24:28OK, Ted, Katherine, get yourselves into position with Jobim.
0:24:28 > 0:24:31- Everyone help him out. - APPLAUSE
0:24:31 > 0:24:34And if you fancy taking on the likes of Jobim
0:24:34 > 0:24:35and tennis is something you're into,
0:24:35 > 0:24:37then have a look at...
0:24:40 > 0:24:42OK, folks, are you ready?
0:24:42 > 0:24:45No!
0:24:45 > 0:24:46OK, Matt's team, first question -
0:24:46 > 0:24:49which of these famous faces performed at the Super Bowl
0:24:49 > 0:24:52halftime show in 2012?
0:24:52 > 0:24:56- It's not you, is it? It's definitely not you.- It's not Phil.
0:24:56 > 0:24:57You can take two out.
0:24:57 > 0:24:59I can't imagine Delia was there.
0:24:59 > 0:25:00"Let's be having you!"
0:25:02 > 0:25:05- Going for it! - We've got to go American.
0:25:05 > 0:25:07- It's got to be Madonna. - How many Americans are there?
0:25:07 > 0:25:10- Although Elton John is massive, isn't he?- OK.
0:25:10 > 0:25:12Yeah, Madonna.
0:25:12 > 0:25:14Madonna is correct, well done.
0:25:14 > 0:25:18So you can ask Ted to do it for two points or Jobim for one point.
0:25:18 > 0:25:22- Do I get an electric shock? - There's no electric shock, no.
0:25:22 > 0:25:26But you've got to hit Madonna in the face with a tennis ball.
0:25:26 > 0:25:28How difficult is this, Jobim?
0:25:28 > 0:25:29Is this quite tough?
0:25:29 > 0:25:31OK, Ted, have a go.
0:25:32 > 0:25:33Here we go, Madonna.
0:25:35 > 0:25:36Argh!
0:25:36 > 0:25:39- What was that?!- Go on, second serve!
0:25:39 > 0:25:43- Oh!- One more.- Third serve?! Come on, now!- Oh!
0:25:43 > 0:25:46I'm afraid, zero points.
0:25:46 > 0:25:50Phil's team, who is the only player to win
0:25:50 > 0:25:53the BBC Overseas Sports Personality of the Year award?
0:25:53 > 0:25:55Got to be Borg, hasn't it?
0:25:55 > 0:25:57Got to be Bjorn.
0:25:57 > 0:25:59Oh, Michael Jordan. They're the only overseas...
0:25:59 > 0:26:01Not Sylvester Stallone.
0:26:01 > 0:26:04We are going to go for Bjorn Borg.
0:26:04 > 0:26:07- You're correct.- Yes!- Would you like Katherine to have a go?
0:26:07 > 0:26:08Let's Katherine have a go.
0:26:08 > 0:26:09OK, first serve.
0:26:09 > 0:26:11Do my Beyonce serve.
0:26:12 > 0:26:14- WHOOPING - Oh, hello.- Wow.
0:26:14 > 0:26:15OK.
0:26:17 > 0:26:18- Not bad.- Not bad.
0:26:20 > 0:26:22ALL: Oh!
0:26:22 > 0:26:24Unfortunate. That's still zero points.
0:26:24 > 0:26:26You knocked down Mark Ramprakash.
0:26:26 > 0:26:28This is going to make this next question a bit hard.
0:26:28 > 0:26:31LAUGHTER
0:26:31 > 0:26:34Which sports star won Strictly Come Dancing in 2006?
0:26:35 > 0:26:37We'll do the next one.
0:26:37 > 0:26:40Which of these stars was born in 1966?
0:26:40 > 0:26:43- '66? How old..? 50? Nearly 50.- Yeah.- 48.
0:26:43 > 0:26:46- 48.- It's someone who looks a lot older.
0:26:46 > 0:26:4748.
0:26:47 > 0:26:50Someone who's really abused their body over the years.
0:26:50 > 0:26:52Could be Tuffers. Could be Tuffers!
0:26:52 > 0:26:54LAUGHTER
0:26:54 > 0:26:57- I think the word "decrepit" would be too harsh.- It's Tuffers!
0:26:57 > 0:26:59It is Tuffers! Yeah, it's Tuffers.
0:27:00 > 0:27:02Very good year, '66.
0:27:02 > 0:27:04- 48?- World Cup baby.
0:27:04 > 0:27:06That's what that commentary was about:
0:27:06 > 0:27:08"They think it's all over. It is now.
0:27:08 > 0:27:10"Tuffers is here." Right.
0:27:10 > 0:27:11Ted or Jobim?
0:27:11 > 0:27:16- I think we'd all like to see Jobim have a go.- Yes, I think that's good.
0:27:16 > 0:27:18- OK. - APPLAUSE
0:27:18 > 0:27:20OK.
0:27:22 > 0:27:25GROANS TURN TO CHEERS
0:27:25 > 0:27:27Yay!
0:27:27 > 0:27:29We'll take that!
0:27:29 > 0:27:31We'll give you that, we'll give you that.
0:27:31 > 0:27:33That is a point, yep.
0:27:33 > 0:27:35OK, last question for you, Phil.
0:27:35 > 0:27:39Who made the number 23 jersey famous?
0:27:39 > 0:27:4123, it was...Delia Smith?
0:27:41 > 0:27:43AUDIENCE CHUCKLES
0:27:43 > 0:27:45- Er, Michael Jordan. - Yeah, it's Jordan.
0:27:45 > 0:27:47- Michael Jordan. - It is Michael Jordan.
0:27:47 > 0:27:50We are going to go for a little bit of Jobim, I think.
0:27:50 > 0:27:51I think that might be a good idea.
0:27:52 > 0:27:54Go on, Jobim, Michael Jordan.
0:27:54 > 0:27:55Go on, Jobim.
0:27:57 > 0:27:58- Oh!- Oh!
0:27:58 > 0:28:00THEY CHEER
0:28:02 > 0:28:04Good lad, good lad.
0:28:04 > 0:28:07A massive thanks to Jobim, everybody!
0:28:07 > 0:28:10CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:28:10 > 0:28:13Stay in school, pal, or you'll end up like this lot.
0:28:13 > 0:28:15I'm sure we'll be seeing him
0:28:15 > 0:28:17on Centre Court in the very near future.
0:28:17 > 0:28:20So at the end of the game, it's 3-2 to Phil's team.
0:28:20 > 0:28:22CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:28:30 > 0:28:31Well, that was hard, eh?
0:28:31 > 0:28:34- That was a tough challenge, that.- It is, isn't it?
0:28:34 > 0:28:37- That young man, the power! - Jobim was phenomenal, wasn't he?
0:28:37 > 0:28:39Makes you think, what's it like at the top level,
0:28:39 > 0:28:40those balls coming at you?
0:28:40 > 0:28:42Ask Phil.
0:28:42 > 0:28:44- LAUGHTER - Scary.
0:28:44 > 0:28:48Right, our next game is the snappily titled
0:28:48 > 0:28:50Super Saturday Skid Pan Puzzle Challenge.
0:28:50 > 0:28:52Mad and Phil are going to be driving each other
0:28:52 > 0:28:54around a soaking wet race track.
0:28:54 > 0:28:57Whilst one of them is acting like a boy racer in a McDonald's car park,
0:28:57 > 0:28:59the other will be in the passenger seat
0:28:59 > 0:29:02trying to complete a sporting puzzle,
0:29:02 > 0:29:03a child's puzzle,
0:29:03 > 0:29:05and more importantly,
0:29:05 > 0:29:08trying not to throw up. Here's how they got on.
0:29:08 > 0:29:09MUSIC: "City" by Hollywood Undead
0:29:14 > 0:29:17# Let's watch it burn
0:29:17 > 0:29:20# Let's watch this city burn the world
0:29:20 > 0:29:23# Let's watch this city burn
0:29:23 > 0:29:26# From the skylines on top of the world
0:29:26 > 0:29:29# Till there's nothing left of her
0:29:29 > 0:29:34# Let's watch this city burn the world. #
0:29:34 > 0:29:37Too many heads and bums and arms.
0:29:37 > 0:29:38Let's go.
0:29:38 > 0:29:39TYRES SCREECH
0:29:39 > 0:29:43Oh! Oh, God!
0:29:43 > 0:29:45Oh, my word.
0:29:46 > 0:29:48Oh, this is impossible!
0:29:48 > 0:29:51Where does that bit go?!
0:29:52 > 0:29:55I've got no idea where they go. The arms don't line up.
0:29:55 > 0:29:58- Oh! - MATT GIGGLES
0:29:58 > 0:30:02Don't tank-slap me like that, Matthew.
0:30:02 > 0:30:05- Look out.- ..tank-slap me... - BOTH: Oh!
0:30:05 > 0:30:06LAUGHTER
0:30:08 > 0:30:10- All right?- Can't find his legs.
0:30:11 > 0:30:13Oh, it's just random...
0:30:15 > 0:30:18APPLAUSE
0:30:18 > 0:30:22Hey, good work. That looked pretty impressive.
0:30:22 > 0:30:24That was some nifty driving there.
0:30:24 > 0:30:26It's meant to be a job! That is a joke.
0:30:26 > 0:30:29He had one hand on the wheel, there.
0:30:30 > 0:30:35At least, if you got into an accident, he could have put you back together, pretty poorly.
0:30:35 > 0:30:37LAUGHTER
0:30:37 > 0:30:40His arm goes there. You didn't do great, Phil.
0:30:40 > 0:30:41It was tricky, that one.
0:30:41 > 0:30:44- It was a tricky one. - It was a rugby scrum.
0:30:44 > 0:30:46It was, it was the Warrington Wolves. You got three pieces
0:30:46 > 0:30:48in the right place.
0:30:48 > 0:30:51Matt, not too much to beat, there, I guess.
0:30:51 > 0:30:55Oh, are you teeing me up there? Teeing me up for a bit of a fool?
0:30:55 > 0:30:58Matt, you have the European champions Real Madrid
0:30:58 > 0:31:01to try and complete. You only needed four pieces.
0:31:01 > 0:31:02See how he got on.
0:31:02 > 0:31:04Right, OK.
0:31:04 > 0:31:05Right.
0:31:08 > 0:31:11That was quite cool. I quite liked that one.
0:31:12 > 0:31:15That blue has got to be at the top.
0:31:15 > 0:31:16It's got to be at the top, blue.
0:31:16 > 0:31:20I've got my windscreen wipers on! The windscreen wipers have stopped working.
0:31:20 > 0:31:22I've got to do a handbrake. Sorry.
0:31:22 > 0:31:24TYRES SCREECH
0:31:24 > 0:31:25MATT SCREAMS
0:31:25 > 0:31:27MATT RETCHES
0:31:27 > 0:31:32Come on, come on. Here we go. Go for the kick plate.
0:31:32 > 0:31:34Oh, oh-ho-ho-ho!
0:31:35 > 0:31:36Ready...
0:31:38 > 0:31:39Aaargh!
0:31:41 > 0:31:43Oh, Phil!
0:31:43 > 0:31:45Really, really, really don't like you.
0:31:45 > 0:31:48There you go, finished!
0:31:50 > 0:31:51APPLAUSE
0:31:53 > 0:31:57- Let me tell you... - His driving is appalling.
0:31:57 > 0:31:59You have failed your driving test.
0:31:59 > 0:32:03Did you actually look like you were going to... At one point.
0:32:03 > 0:32:05Yeah, that was when I was retching!
0:32:07 > 0:32:09Well, if we thought Phil struggled,
0:32:09 > 0:32:14out of 15 pieces of the puzzle, Matt, you managed to get one
0:32:14 > 0:32:18in the right place. What's your excuse, there, Matt?
0:32:18 > 0:32:20That's a child's puzzle.
0:32:20 > 0:32:23On the box, it says "four and over".
0:32:23 > 0:32:27I think it actually started with five in the right position.
0:32:27 > 0:32:29So you made actually it worse!
0:32:29 > 0:32:30Negative, as it went through.
0:32:30 > 0:32:35Well, that means Phil wins the game. It's 4-2 to Phil's team!
0:32:45 > 0:32:47Now it's time for the final round,
0:32:47 > 0:32:50and all the captains have to do is describe words and phrases
0:32:50 > 0:32:53to their team-mates, while running on a treadmill
0:32:53 > 0:32:55and having things thrown at them.
0:32:55 > 0:32:57Now, earlier on, in the Surfer game,
0:32:57 > 0:32:59we used that tennis ball firing machine,
0:32:59 > 0:33:02so we thought, we've paid for it, we might as well use it again.
0:33:02 > 0:33:04With two of its mates.
0:33:04 > 0:33:06The score currently stands at 4-2, to Phil's team,
0:33:06 > 0:33:09so it's all to play for. Matt, as you are trailing, you can go first.
0:33:09 > 0:33:12- I'm ready, poised.- Let's start the travelator.
0:33:14 > 0:33:18OK, let's start the tennis ball machines!
0:33:18 > 0:33:22In the decathlon, you do the Fosbury flop.
0:33:22 > 0:33:25- High jump.- High jump, correct.
0:33:25 > 0:33:28You throw the ball into the...
0:33:28 > 0:33:29- Line-out.- Yes!
0:33:29 > 0:33:34Oh, baseball, baseball, knocked it out of the ground.
0:33:34 > 0:33:36A home run.
0:33:36 > 0:33:37A home run, well done.
0:33:37 > 0:33:42Come on, Matt. Keep going, keep going!
0:33:42 > 0:33:45Playing golf, out of the sand.
0:33:45 > 0:33:46- A wedge, a sand wedge.- Yes!
0:33:46 > 0:33:49We've got it. Come on, Matt.
0:33:49 > 0:33:53- Tennis...- A serve. A racket. - Has a ponytail.
0:33:53 > 0:33:58- He had a ponytail.- American? - American fella.- Pass, pass, pass.
0:33:58 > 0:34:00- Andre...- Agassi!
0:34:00 > 0:34:04Keep going. Agassi! Yeah, that's it, well done.
0:34:04 > 0:34:08- Married to Steffi Graf!- They've got it! They've got it! Move on.
0:34:08 > 0:34:09- Agassi!- Oh! Oh!- Come on, Matt.
0:34:09 > 0:34:14- I'm running! I'm running! I'm running the...- The relay.
0:34:14 > 0:34:18- What's he got? What's he done? - He's got the baton.- Well done.
0:34:18 > 0:34:21Hey, well done!
0:34:22 > 0:34:24Well done!
0:34:24 > 0:34:26Good lad.
0:34:30 > 0:34:33They always say, don't they, "Don't rub 'em, count 'em."
0:34:33 > 0:34:34LAUGHTER
0:34:34 > 0:34:38You got six right, well done. You got six.
0:34:43 > 0:34:48That takes you up to eight, which means you just need five to win.
0:34:48 > 0:34:51- Go and get yourself ready.- Come on.
0:34:51 > 0:34:53CHEERING AND WHOOPING
0:34:55 > 0:34:57Let's start the conveyor belt.
0:34:57 > 0:34:59This way, Phil!
0:35:00 > 0:35:02Ah! Oh!
0:35:02 > 0:35:04- 60 seconds starts...now!- Right.
0:35:05 > 0:35:08Ah! Ow!
0:35:08 > 0:35:09In tennis, not the first one, the...
0:35:09 > 0:35:11Serve. First serve.
0:35:11 > 0:35:12- Doubles. - Second serve.
0:35:12 > 0:35:14Second serve, well done.
0:35:14 > 0:35:16Oh...what's that?
0:35:16 > 0:35:18Boing! Boing!
0:35:18 > 0:35:20- Pogo! - Trampolining!
0:35:20 > 0:35:22- Trampolining, yes! - Trampoline...oh...
0:35:22 > 0:35:25British racing driver.
0:35:25 > 0:35:27- Lewis Hamilton?- It's that...
0:35:27 > 0:35:29- MICHAEL: Jenson Button. - Yes!- Well done.
0:35:29 > 0:35:30Oh!
0:35:30 > 0:35:32- Oh! - LAUGHTER
0:35:32 > 0:35:34Spanish football team.
0:35:34 > 0:35:36- MICHAEL: Real Madrid. - No, the other one.
0:35:36 > 0:35:37Barcelona.
0:35:37 > 0:35:39Yes...oh...oh!
0:35:41 > 0:35:42What's that?
0:35:42 > 0:35:45- MICHAEL: Swimming? Breaststroke. - Breaststroke, well done!
0:35:45 > 0:35:46Oh, fo...!
0:35:46 > 0:35:48LAUGHTER AND GROANING
0:35:50 > 0:35:51KATHERINE: No, no, no!
0:35:51 > 0:35:53Oh...oh!
0:35:54 > 0:35:56APPLAUSE
0:36:01 > 0:36:02One more! One more!
0:36:04 > 0:36:06WHISTLE BLOWS
0:36:19 > 0:36:22Well...Phil...
0:36:22 > 0:36:26You did very well, considering. Did you do well enough?
0:36:26 > 0:36:27How many did he need?
0:36:27 > 0:36:30They needed five. You got...
0:36:30 > 0:36:31five! You win!
0:36:31 > 0:36:33Yes!
0:36:36 > 0:36:38- Which means... - Don't try and butter me up!
0:36:38 > 0:36:43Which means, Matt, I'm afraid it's you who's going to face
0:36:43 > 0:36:47this week's very painful forfeit.
0:36:47 > 0:36:49CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:36:57 > 0:37:01What better way to end the show than with a relaxing massage?
0:37:01 > 0:37:06Instead, tonight, you'll endure a truly painful pummelling from Alex
0:37:06 > 0:37:08whilst you tell the viewers at home
0:37:08 > 0:37:10what's coming up on next week's show.
0:37:10 > 0:37:12Should be all right. Must have had these regular.
0:37:12 > 0:37:15- There's not a lot of him, is there? - Are you goading him?
0:37:15 > 0:37:17I'm just saying, he doesn't look that strong.
0:37:17 > 0:37:19Right, get on there, get it read.
0:37:19 > 0:37:22OK. Put your head through the hole there.
0:37:22 > 0:37:23- Right, OK.- Lovely.
0:37:23 > 0:37:26- Go.- On next week's...
0:37:26 > 0:37:27OW!
0:37:29 > 0:37:33On next week's Super Saturday, we'll be joined...by Anton...
0:37:33 > 0:37:36- I'll hold him down. - ..Anton du Beke and Louise Minchin.
0:37:36 > 0:37:38That is really sore!
0:37:38 > 0:37:40Come on, get it read.
0:37:40 > 0:37:43Helen Skelton takes Phil and I offroading
0:37:43 > 0:37:45and we try and balance...our balls.
0:37:45 > 0:37:48And we'll be playing dodgeball in the studio.
0:37:48 > 0:37:51Yay! That's enough, Alex.
0:37:53 > 0:37:55Thanks to everyone on tonight's show -
0:37:55 > 0:37:58Lizzy Yarnold, Ted Robbins, Michael Vaughan and Katherine Ryan.
0:37:58 > 0:38:01Thanks to Jobim and Alex. Hope you've enjoyed it.
0:38:01 > 0:38:05Me, Mark and Phil will see you all next week. Good night, God bless!
0:38:05 > 0:38:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE