Festive Fun

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0:00:25 > 0:00:29Hello, and welcome to a look back at some of the festive fun that

0:00:29 > 0:00:32we've had on A Question Of Sport over the past few years.

0:00:32 > 0:00:34As you'll see, it is often chaotic,

0:00:34 > 0:00:38the questions go out of the window, but mostly it's been a lot of fun.

0:00:38 > 0:00:40Hope you enjoy it.

0:00:40 > 0:00:42# The weather outside is frightful... #

0:00:42 > 0:00:44It IS them.

0:00:44 > 0:00:47APPLAUSE

0:00:49 > 0:00:54- Hello.- How are you?- Did you have a lovely Christmas?- Sorry we're late.

0:00:54 > 0:00:57- Love the sweater.- Yes. Sorry we're late.

0:00:57 > 0:01:01- I've got you a little surprise, a little pressie.- Oh, a hunk calendar.

0:01:01 > 0:01:04- Yes, there you go. - LAUGHTER

0:01:04 > 0:01:07Who are they trying to kid?

0:01:07 > 0:01:08Jumper again, is it?

0:01:10 > 0:01:12Have you seen the Christmas jumper that's behind you?

0:01:12 > 0:01:16CHEERING

0:01:16 > 0:01:18There's no point competing, is there?

0:01:18 > 0:01:20Absolutely no point.

0:01:20 > 0:01:22- What have you got? - Oh, Sue, you shouldn't have.

0:01:22 > 0:01:26- Perfect for my little skiing holiday.- There you go.

0:01:26 > 0:01:27Thanks, lovely.

0:01:27 > 0:01:32The question is, which two cities have a Major League Baseball

0:01:32 > 0:01:35team with Sox in their name?

0:01:35 > 0:01:37Baseball team.

0:01:37 > 0:01:39White Sox, Boston.

0:01:39 > 0:01:42- One point for each.- You sure?

0:01:42 > 0:01:47We're going to go Boston Red Sox and we think the Chicago White Sox.

0:01:47 > 0:01:50You think right, it is.

0:01:50 > 0:01:52Lovely.

0:01:57 > 0:01:59- Right. - WHOOPING

0:02:01 > 0:02:03It's a beauty.

0:02:04 > 0:02:07Oh, she's a ripper.

0:02:07 > 0:02:09CHEERING

0:02:20 > 0:02:24It's a jumper, it's a long jumper.

0:02:24 > 0:02:29OK, American long jumper Mike Powell holds the current world record

0:02:29 > 0:02:31distance of 8.95m.

0:02:33 > 0:02:35This is further than two of the things

0:02:35 > 0:02:38you are about to see on the board but which two?

0:02:38 > 0:02:40Four Peter Crouches. Peter Crouch.

0:02:40 > 0:02:43- TO THE TUNE OF THE 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS:- # Four Peter Crouches Two McLaren cars

0:02:43 > 0:02:45# Three French... #

0:02:45 > 0:02:47LAUGHTER

0:02:47 > 0:02:49# And the width of a singles tennis court. #

0:02:49 > 0:02:51Oh, dear. Here we go again.

0:02:52 > 0:02:54Right, what we've got here?

0:02:54 > 0:02:55I reckon it's a tie.

0:02:57 > 0:03:00- Oh, it is.- It is. - So we've got a tie.

0:03:02 > 0:03:03Oh, musical tie.

0:03:03 > 0:03:04Oh, press it, then.

0:03:04 > 0:03:07TIE PLAYS WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS

0:03:09 > 0:03:10Nice.

0:03:13 > 0:03:17MUSIC CONTINUES LAUGHTER

0:03:17 > 0:03:21You can take that home with you. Oh, it's flashing as well. Lovely.

0:03:24 > 0:03:27I've just got a horrible feeling that's not the first time you've put

0:03:27 > 0:03:30a whole turkey on your head.

0:03:30 > 0:03:33You just look far too comfortable. It looks right.

0:03:33 > 0:03:36It looks like one of those... Like that, doesn't it?

0:03:36 > 0:03:37"OK, OK, brigadier."

0:03:40 > 0:03:44- HE MIMICS SPEECH OVER WALKIE-TALKIE: - We're going in. We're going in.

0:03:47 > 0:03:51Honestly, I'm never going to get this opportunity again.

0:03:51 > 0:03:53APPLAUSE

0:03:54 > 0:03:57It's just not going to happen, is it? It's not going to happen.

0:03:59 > 0:04:01Sorry, sorry.

0:04:01 > 0:04:04And that's Tuffers' Christmas card for next year.

0:04:04 > 0:04:08In my notepad, I've written at the top "Question Of Sport"

0:04:08 > 0:04:09and underlined it.

0:04:12 > 0:04:15- So that you can reference it at a later date?- Well, I might forget.

0:04:15 > 0:04:19I'm halfway through. I might answer a question on Russian literature.

0:04:19 > 0:04:22Then Phil will have a seizure.

0:04:22 > 0:04:26Which horse won the 1964 Epsom Derby?

0:04:27 > 0:04:29Oh, yes.

0:04:29 > 0:04:32Looking at your blank faces, we thought you could do with some help.

0:04:32 > 0:04:36So please welcome world quizzing champion and Eggheads star

0:04:36 > 0:04:37Kevin Ashman.

0:04:41 > 0:04:44Can you ask Kevin if he's got trousers on?

0:04:44 > 0:04:45LAUGHTER

0:04:45 > 0:04:48- I'd just like to check. - That's my business.

0:04:50 > 0:04:51Don't worry, Phil, don't worry,

0:04:51 > 0:04:54because we've not forgotten about your team.

0:04:54 > 0:04:56You have the most recent addition to the Eggheads team,

0:04:56 > 0:04:59it's Tremendous Knowledge Dave Rainford.

0:04:59 > 0:05:02- Hello, Dave.- Davey Rainford!

0:05:04 > 0:05:08Hello. Hi, Phil. Hi, Suzi.

0:05:08 > 0:05:11Dave, I know you've got no pants on. I can tell.

0:05:12 > 0:05:14No likey, no lighty, Paddy.

0:05:15 > 0:05:17Me and you all the way, come on.

0:05:18 > 0:05:24So back to the question, Matt. Which horse won the 1964 Epsom Derby?

0:05:24 > 0:05:26There are your three options.

0:05:28 > 0:05:31- That's a good shout, buddy. - I don't know the answer but I...

0:05:34 > 0:05:36And you can ask Kevin for help.

0:05:36 > 0:05:39There's no forfeit for asking?

0:05:39 > 0:05:41I would have thought Santa Claus. Kevin?

0:05:41 > 0:05:44- Kevin, do you know that? - Yup, I'm pretty sure that's right.

0:05:44 > 0:05:46I think it's Santa Claus.

0:05:46 > 0:05:48Flying Reindeer. No, I'm joking. Santa Claus.

0:05:48 > 0:05:50It's the right answer.

0:05:56 > 0:05:57OK, Phil, this one's for your team.

0:05:57 > 0:06:01Which team that played Spurs in Europe this year is less

0:06:01 > 0:06:03than 600km away from Lapland?

0:06:06 > 0:06:08Oh, OK.

0:06:08 > 0:06:10Tromso's right at the top of Norway.

0:06:10 > 0:06:12No, it's not, it's kind of in the middle. Isn't it - Tromso?

0:06:12 > 0:06:14I would have gone Tromso myself.

0:06:14 > 0:06:17But, as people know, my geography's not that great.

0:06:17 > 0:06:21Well, thanks very much(!)

0:06:21 > 0:06:22- LAUGHTER - Cheers for that(!)

0:06:22 > 0:06:24You're meant to be an Egghead!

0:06:26 > 0:06:27Get Kevin on our team.

0:06:27 > 0:06:29I know, you should do, really.

0:06:29 > 0:06:31Lapland is like...erm...

0:06:31 > 0:06:33Where is Lapland again?

0:06:33 > 0:06:34Up north?

0:06:34 > 0:06:36That's why I didn't think it was Tromso

0:06:36 > 0:06:39because I didn't know Lapland was over that way.

0:06:39 > 0:06:41Do you want to disagree with an Egghead?

0:06:41 > 0:06:45Lapland is up... It's up near... Scandinavia.

0:06:45 > 0:06:48I would certainly go Tromso out of those three options.

0:06:48 > 0:06:51Just before we decide, what do you think, Kevin?

0:06:51 > 0:06:53LAUGHTER

0:06:54 > 0:06:56I couldn't possibly comment, Paddy, I'm afraid.

0:06:56 > 0:06:59Hold on, have you heard of any of these names? Football teams.

0:06:59 > 0:07:00I've heard of Tromso.

0:07:00 > 0:07:03- Come on, let's go with the Egghead, then.- Can we go with Tromso Il?

0:07:03 > 0:07:05Well done. It is correct.

0:07:08 > 0:07:10OK, Matt, back to your team.

0:07:10 > 0:07:14Jack Frost played nearly 100 Minor League Baseball games

0:07:14 > 0:07:18for the Sioux City Packers in 1906.

0:07:18 > 0:07:20In which state were they based?

0:07:21 > 0:07:25- I know this one. I actually do. - Do you?

0:07:25 > 0:07:28I was watching a video on Sioux City the other day

0:07:28 > 0:07:31- and I'm pretty sure it's in Iowa. - Oh.

0:07:31 > 0:07:33- That's boss if you know that, mate. - I think it's Iowa.

0:07:36 > 0:07:38I would almost always go with one of Rizzle Kicks rather than

0:07:38 > 0:07:40the world quiz champion but on this occasion...

0:07:40 > 0:07:43LAUGHTER

0:07:43 > 0:07:45..on this occasion, just for TV...

0:07:46 > 0:07:49- We might as well. He's there. - Let's check him out.

0:07:49 > 0:07:50Kevin, has Harley got that right?

0:07:50 > 0:07:53He has, yeah, you didn't need me at all for that.

0:07:53 > 0:07:54Iowa.

0:07:54 > 0:07:56- Is the right answer.- Come on!

0:08:00 > 0:08:02- Tuffers.- Yes.

0:08:02 > 0:08:07American Wilma Rudolph won three gold medals at the 1960 Olympics

0:08:07 > 0:08:08in which city?

0:08:08 > 0:08:11- 1960 Olympics.- Is it Melbourne?

0:08:11 > 0:08:13Shall we go to our Egghead?

0:08:13 > 0:08:15- Egghead?- Yeah, why not?

0:08:15 > 0:08:17Shall we confirm with Dave?

0:08:17 > 0:08:20Dave, this is a year, so you guys are good at years.

0:08:20 > 0:08:22Sometimes. Sometimes we're good at years.

0:08:22 > 0:08:24Dave, do you know anything?!

0:08:26 > 0:08:28Let me skip to the good bit here.

0:08:30 > 0:08:321956 was Melbourne.

0:08:32 > 0:08:341964 was Tokyo.

0:08:34 > 0:08:37By deduction, I think 1960's Rome.

0:08:37 > 0:08:41- Lovely.- We are going to go, Sue, with Rome.

0:08:41 > 0:08:45Well done, Dave, absolutely spot on. It is Rome.

0:08:51 > 0:08:54LAUGHTER

0:08:56 > 0:08:59Can I have a buzzer to put out, please?

0:09:01 > 0:09:04Has he got any trousers on? Have a little look.

0:09:04 > 0:09:06If we got the away question wrong,

0:09:06 > 0:09:09then they would have a chance to steal a point if they got it right.

0:09:09 > 0:09:11But look at them!

0:09:16 > 0:09:19No offence, but it looks like some sort of internet dating gone

0:09:19 > 0:09:21horribly wrong.

0:09:24 > 0:09:28- Come on, let's have the away. - Pull his cracker.

0:09:28 > 0:09:30All right, here we go.

0:09:31 > 0:09:35The special effects budget's not quite Doctor Who, is it?

0:09:38 > 0:09:40- Is that how you do it?- No. What is that?

0:09:41 > 0:09:43Anchor.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45- Anchor.- Yes.

0:09:48 > 0:09:51- Anchorman.- No.- Anchor...

0:09:51 > 0:09:54- Anchor leg.- Yes.- Anchor leg.

0:09:54 > 0:09:56What is anchor leg? What is that?

0:09:56 > 0:09:58It's the last leg in the relay.

0:10:00 > 0:10:02- Olympics.- Yes.

0:10:02 > 0:10:04- Olympic...- Olympic...

0:10:04 > 0:10:07- Lightning. Usain Bolt.- Yes!

0:10:11 > 0:10:13Oh, erm...

0:10:13 > 0:10:16Bear with me, wait for it.

0:10:16 > 0:10:18Is that some buttocks?

0:10:20 > 0:10:21Wait for it.

0:10:21 > 0:10:23Butterfly. Swimming.

0:10:23 > 0:10:25- Yes! That'll do. That'll do. - She said it!

0:10:25 > 0:10:28- Swimming?- Butterfly, butterfly.

0:10:28 > 0:10:31- Er, er....- Yeah.

0:10:31 > 0:10:33- Er...- Yeah.

0:10:33 > 0:10:37It's a box, bin. Man in shorts. Shorts.

0:10:37 > 0:10:39Shorts too big for the rest of his body.

0:10:39 > 0:10:41Boxing, is it a boxer?

0:10:41 > 0:10:43Boxers?

0:10:43 > 0:10:46"WC" that says now.

0:10:46 > 0:10:49- What are you doing? - Boxing gloves, boxing glove.

0:10:51 > 0:10:54- Low punch.- Hitting below the belt. - Yes, absolutely!

0:10:57 > 0:11:00Can I say I've contributed nothing to...

0:11:00 > 0:11:02- to any of our answers. - Here's your chance.

0:11:02 > 0:11:05I haven't even done the punctuation on our end.

0:11:05 > 0:11:07But you've written the title of the programme on your pad.

0:11:07 > 0:11:10Well, if you want to know what programme we're on, just ask me.

0:11:12 > 0:11:15- We can work things out. - But you can't, yes.

0:11:15 > 0:11:17We can't just say anything.

0:11:17 > 0:11:19I know the rules of charades.

0:11:19 > 0:11:21LAUGHTER

0:11:25 > 0:11:27OK, there's your first one, your time starts now.

0:11:27 > 0:11:29Hold on, there it is there.

0:11:31 > 0:11:33- Photo finish.- Yes.

0:11:33 > 0:11:35Go on.

0:11:35 > 0:11:37Rowing.

0:11:37 > 0:11:41That's that guy, what's his name?

0:11:41 > 0:11:43- Redgrave and Pinsent.- Yes.

0:11:43 > 0:11:45- Boxing.- A certain division.

0:11:45 > 0:11:49- Heavyweight champion.- Yes. Heavyweight, mouthguard.

0:11:49 > 0:11:50And one more.

0:11:50 > 0:11:53- The home of golf.- St Andrews.- Yes.

0:11:53 > 0:11:55Pick up the bag, yes!

0:11:56 > 0:11:58Oh, oh, you know. Like that.

0:11:58 > 0:12:02- Netball.- Yes. Put on the skirt.

0:12:02 > 0:12:04Put on the skirt?!

0:12:04 > 0:12:07A Swedish tennis player. Brilliant. McEnroe versus...

0:12:07 > 0:12:08- Borg.- Yes.

0:12:08 > 0:12:10- Put on the headband.- OK.

0:12:11 > 0:12:14In cricket you hit on the pad.

0:12:14 > 0:12:16- Shin. Stump.- No.- LBW.- Yes.

0:12:16 > 0:12:18- You've got to get the skirt on, otherwise it doesn't count.- OK.

0:12:18 > 0:12:20How do you get a skirt on?

0:12:20 > 0:12:24I know how to get them off, I don't know how to get them on!

0:12:24 > 0:12:27"Yes, I was manager of England for a little while."

0:12:27 > 0:12:29- Eriksson.- Yes.

0:12:30 > 0:12:32Oh, my goodness me.

0:12:32 > 0:12:33He just, he just...

0:12:33 > 0:12:36- Eric Bristow?- Yes.- Oh, my God!

0:12:36 > 0:12:39My Eric Bristow impression is legendary.

0:12:39 > 0:12:41"I won Wimbledon for sure back in the '80s."

0:12:41 > 0:12:43- Becker.- Yeah, absolutely.

0:12:47 > 0:12:51"Yeah, obviously I didn't get picked for team GB."

0:12:51 > 0:12:54- Becks.- Yes!

0:12:54 > 0:12:55Er, oh, er,

0:12:55 > 0:12:59cricketer who is named after some meat because he's very...

0:12:59 > 0:13:00Lamb, Howard Lamb.

0:13:00 > 0:13:04- No. Beefy.- Botham. - Yes.- Botham.

0:13:04 > 0:13:07- "Athletics commentator who used to run the 1,500 metres."- Steve Cram.

0:13:07 > 0:13:10- No. "Fantastic."- Brendan Foster. - Yes!

0:13:10 > 0:13:12Surprised you got those two mixed up but there you go.

0:13:12 > 0:13:15One's from the North, Newcastle, and one's from Sunderland.

0:13:15 > 0:13:17"Match Of The Day this week, we've got a Christmas cracker of a show."

0:13:17 > 0:13:19Gary Lineker.

0:13:19 > 0:13:20Boy or girl? Boy?

0:13:20 > 0:13:23- Yes.- Yes. Single sport?- No.

0:13:23 > 0:13:25- Footballer?- No.- Cricketer?- Yes.

0:13:25 > 0:13:29- Still playing?- No...- Yeah... No.

0:13:29 > 0:13:34No, he's not still playing? How old is he? Is he over 50?

0:13:36 > 0:13:37- No.- No. Under 50?- Yes.

0:13:39 > 0:13:43- Freddie Flintoff?- No!- Not playing? He's not playing?

0:13:43 > 0:13:44Is he a big bloke?

0:13:47 > 0:13:49Is he quite big?

0:13:49 > 0:13:50Who's a big fat cricketer?

0:13:53 > 0:13:55Who's a big fat cricketer?

0:13:55 > 0:13:58- Nationality!- Find out what country. - What country does he play for?

0:13:58 > 0:14:01No, you've got to ask the question!

0:14:01 > 0:14:04- Does he play for the West Indies? - No.- England?- No.- Pakistan? India?

0:14:04 > 0:14:05No.

0:14:05 > 0:14:07Who else plays cricket?

0:14:07 > 0:14:09- Who do we hate at cricket?- Aussie.

0:14:09 > 0:14:13- Yes.- Gilchrist.- No!- Taylor?- No!

0:14:13 > 0:14:16Who?

0:14:16 > 0:14:17- Ward? Shane Ward?- Come on!

0:14:17 > 0:14:22APPLAUSE

0:14:22 > 0:14:27SUE LAUGHS

0:14:27 > 0:14:31Shane Ward. He's been the pain in my arse all my life.

0:14:33 > 0:14:35It is time now to return to our fancy dress party

0:14:35 > 0:14:37and I can tell you that you are looking for the cowboy,

0:14:37 > 0:14:42the pirate, the knight and Father Christmas himself.

0:14:45 > 0:14:48MUSIC: Step Into Christmas by Elton John

0:14:56 > 0:14:59# Welcome to my Christmas song

0:14:59 > 0:15:03# I'd like to thank you for the year

0:15:05 > 0:15:08# So I'm sending you this Christmas card

0:15:08 > 0:15:11# To say it's nice to have you here

0:15:15 > 0:15:18# I'd like to sing about all the things

0:15:18 > 0:15:21# Your eyes and mind can see

0:15:22 > 0:15:25# So hop aboard the turntable

0:15:25 > 0:15:30# Oh...step into Christmas with me. #

0:15:31 > 0:15:34And it goes a little something like this.

0:15:34 > 0:15:36MUSIC: It's Like That by Run DMC vs Jason Nevins

0:15:36 > 0:15:37# Unemployment at a record high

0:15:37 > 0:15:41# People coming, people going, people born to die

0:15:41 > 0:15:44# Don't ask me because I don't know why

0:15:44 > 0:15:48# But it's like that and that's the way it is. #

0:15:48 > 0:15:51THEY GROAN

0:15:53 > 0:15:55Some are easier than others.

0:15:55 > 0:15:59OK, teams, first up we're asking you if you got the cowboy.

0:15:59 > 0:16:03You want to write down who you think it is.

0:16:03 > 0:16:05OK.

0:16:05 > 0:16:08- AS BARRY MCGUIGAN:- We've had a look at the cowboy and, do you know,

0:16:08 > 0:16:09we weren't sure about it to start, Sue.

0:16:09 > 0:16:11Then we looked at him again

0:16:11 > 0:16:13and then we saw the fist moving a tiny wee bit.

0:16:13 > 0:16:15It's Frank Bruno.

0:16:15 > 0:16:16LAUGHTER

0:16:16 > 0:16:18Oh, hold on, hold on, hold on.

0:16:18 > 0:16:19Hold on a minute.

0:16:19 > 0:16:21You're not changing your answer on the basis...

0:16:21 > 0:16:24We haven't revealed our answers yet, have we?

0:16:24 > 0:16:26- Oh!- Come on! Referee!

0:16:26 > 0:16:29Please stop it!

0:16:29 > 0:16:30You've gone with...

0:16:30 > 0:16:34OK, hold them up. Barry McGuigan, Barry McGuigan. Let's have a look.

0:16:34 > 0:16:36- # Snow is falling - Snow is falling

0:16:36 > 0:16:38# All around me... #

0:16:38 > 0:16:40Course it is. The great Barry McGuigan.

0:16:40 > 0:16:42APPLAUSE

0:16:44 > 0:16:49OK, now to the pirate. Will you be walking the plank or not? The pirate.

0:16:49 > 0:16:51THEY CONFER

0:16:51 > 0:16:54Would you hold up your answers, please?

0:16:54 > 0:16:58Denise Lewis. Both of you going for Denise. Is it the lovely Denise?

0:17:01 > 0:17:04Yes, it is. Well done, teams.

0:17:04 > 0:17:07APPLAUSE

0:17:08 > 0:17:11Now, who was our knight in shining armour?

0:17:11 > 0:17:13Was he tall? Was he very tall?

0:17:13 > 0:17:15- He was big.- What about that?

0:17:15 > 0:17:19- Yeah?- Yeah, I reckon. Yeah, yeah.

0:17:19 > 0:17:22- Not a bad shout. - That's not bad. Go on, then.

0:17:22 > 0:17:24OK, are we ready, teams?

0:17:24 > 0:17:27Your answer is Paul Sculthorpe

0:17:27 > 0:17:29and you've gone for, Tuffers?

0:17:29 > 0:17:31- Steve Redgrave.- Steve Redgrave, ooh!

0:17:31 > 0:17:33- That's a great shout. - Difference of opinion.

0:17:33 > 0:17:35- That is a great shout. - Let's see who it is.

0:17:35 > 0:17:37That is a fantastic shout.

0:17:39 > 0:17:43It is the knight, it is himself, Sir Steve Redgrave.

0:17:43 > 0:17:45CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:17:45 > 0:17:48Well done.

0:17:48 > 0:17:51And finally, Father Christmas himself.

0:17:51 > 0:17:53Father Christmas!

0:17:55 > 0:17:58- OK, good.- Are you ready?

0:17:58 > 0:18:00OK, can you reveal your answers, please?

0:18:00 > 0:18:02This could be embarrassing.

0:18:02 > 0:18:04Dennis Taylor.

0:18:04 > 0:18:07Oh, what another good shout. Tuffers, that is a blinding shout.

0:18:07 > 0:18:09- Chris Hoy.- Oh, no!

0:18:09 > 0:18:12- Let's have a look. Who was it? - It's Dennis Taylor.

0:18:15 > 0:18:19LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:18:28 > 0:18:31Have you seen the size of Chris Hoy's thighs?!

0:18:31 > 0:18:34LAUGHTER

0:18:34 > 0:18:37- That's why I thought it was him. - Dennis Taylor!

0:18:37 > 0:18:39LAUGHTER

0:18:39 > 0:18:43Sue, the brilliant thing was that I was going to suggest somebody else

0:18:43 > 0:18:47and he said, "No, it's definitely fatter than that!"

0:18:47 > 0:18:50LAUGHTER

0:18:50 > 0:18:52Get the thing!

0:18:52 > 0:18:53- Come on.- Here, here, here.

0:18:53 > 0:18:55Oh!

0:18:55 > 0:18:56Synchronised swimming.

0:18:56 > 0:18:58- Yes, yes!- Come on, quick, quick.

0:18:58 > 0:19:00Get it! Get it!

0:19:00 > 0:19:02Oh, oh. Stand there like that.

0:19:02 > 0:19:04Now jump up.

0:19:04 > 0:19:05Rugby. Line-out, line-out!

0:19:05 > 0:19:08- Yes.- Come on, come on. - I enjoyed that one!

0:19:08 > 0:19:11Get it out. Quick, where is it?

0:19:11 > 0:19:13Oh!

0:19:13 > 0:19:14Bobsleigh.

0:19:14 > 0:19:16- Yes.- Come on! Come on!

0:19:16 > 0:19:19- Pull it. Get it.- Quick.

0:19:19 > 0:19:21Get it. What is it? Oh.

0:19:21 > 0:19:23- Ice-skating. Speed skating.- No.

0:19:23 > 0:19:25Who did it? Who did it?

0:19:25 > 0:19:28Torvill and Dean! Torvill and Dean!

0:19:28 > 0:19:30- Yes.- Pull it with the elf, it's quicker!

0:19:30 > 0:19:32LAUGHTER

0:19:32 > 0:19:33Come on!

0:19:33 > 0:19:36Badminton, tennis, table tennis.

0:19:36 > 0:19:38Yes! Table tennis.

0:19:38 > 0:19:41It's there, it's there!

0:19:41 > 0:19:43Oh, rugby, rugby. Bof!

0:19:44 > 0:19:45High tackle.

0:19:45 > 0:19:48Yeah.

0:19:48 > 0:19:50- Where did it go?- Is it in there? - Quick, quick, quick.

0:19:50 > 0:19:52Oh, ten pin bowling.

0:19:52 > 0:19:55- Oh, what's it called? - Like hair if it's not straight.

0:19:55 > 0:19:57- Curl, curling!- Yes!

0:19:57 > 0:20:00LAUGHTER

0:20:00 > 0:20:03- Quick.- Oh, yellow.

0:20:03 > 0:20:04Red card.

0:20:04 > 0:20:06Yes.

0:20:06 > 0:20:09Come on, Rach.

0:20:09 > 0:20:10- Pass?- No.- Volleyball.

0:20:10 > 0:20:12- Yes.- Good stuff.

0:20:12 > 0:20:15Quick, quick, quick!

0:20:15 > 0:20:18Oh, big guy.

0:20:18 > 0:20:20- Quarterback. - Rach, Rach, wait!- I don't know.

0:20:20 > 0:20:22- Quarterback.- Yes!

0:20:22 > 0:20:24LAUGHTER

0:20:24 > 0:20:27I should have done it the other way!

0:20:27 > 0:20:31- Oh.- Hug, hug. Scrum, scrum, scrum!

0:20:31 > 0:20:33Tackle.

0:20:33 > 0:20:35Sumo wrestling!

0:20:35 > 0:20:36Yes.

0:20:36 > 0:20:38So what's this school thing, then?

0:20:38 > 0:20:43You learn everything - Maths, English, French.

0:20:43 > 0:20:46LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:20:49 > 0:20:51I deserved that, to be fair.

0:20:51 > 0:20:53I deserved that.

0:20:53 > 0:20:55I went to the same sixth form as Matt.

0:20:55 > 0:20:57I was kind of the sporty one and he was the nerd.

0:20:57 > 0:21:00LAUGHTER

0:21:27 > 0:21:30- Sue, while I'm here, can I tell you a joke?- Please do.

0:21:30 > 0:21:32- You'll like this one, Paddy McGuinness.- OK.

0:21:32 > 0:21:34LAUGHTER

0:21:34 > 0:21:37You can use this one.

0:21:37 > 0:21:39How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?

0:21:39 > 0:21:43With some jam inside of the doughnuts.

0:21:43 > 0:21:46LAUGHTER

0:21:48 > 0:21:52That is deconstructive comedy.

0:21:53 > 0:21:56Or, as the laymen call it, not very funny.

0:21:56 > 0:22:00LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:22:00 > 0:22:03Which way to the bar?

0:22:03 > 0:22:06- Anywhere.- Cheers, Sue. I'll just take the lift.

0:22:07 > 0:22:10LAUGHTER

0:22:10 > 0:22:13And the term is Santa Claus.

0:22:13 > 0:22:15OK, Amy, you're up first.

0:22:15 > 0:22:16Ooh, yes, OK.

0:22:16 > 0:22:20In biathlon events, competitors have support teams that follow them

0:22:20 > 0:22:24over the course, similar to the Tour de France.

0:22:24 > 0:22:29The support crew carry spare skis, rifles, clothing and refreshments

0:22:29 > 0:22:31all in a big sack.

0:22:31 > 0:22:34Because of this, they are known as Santa Claus.

0:22:34 > 0:22:37Santa Claus or FC Santa Claus are a team who play...

0:22:37 > 0:22:39Oh, shut up!

0:22:39 > 0:22:41LAUGHTER

0:22:41 > 0:22:42Shut up!

0:22:42 > 0:22:44FC Santa Claus are a team

0:22:44 > 0:22:49who play in the third tier of football in Finland.

0:22:49 > 0:22:54- They play in red kit with white trim, obviously...- Course they do!

0:22:54 > 0:22:56And they've got bells on their boots(!)

0:22:56 > 0:23:00..and their biggest success came in 1994,

0:23:00 > 0:23:03when they won the Midnattsolscupen,

0:23:03 > 0:23:06or the Cup Of The Midnight Sun.

0:23:06 > 0:23:10They play their home games in the capital of Lapland.

0:23:12 > 0:23:13OK, Santa Claus.

0:23:13 > 0:23:15The Santa Clause is the nickname given to the

0:23:15 > 0:23:18legislation in world speedway regarding

0:23:18 > 0:23:23transfers between Scandinavian teams and those that are in the UK.

0:23:23 > 0:23:27Riders were coming in on short-term loans for matches in bad weather.

0:23:27 > 0:23:31Because of their experience they had riding in cold conditions,

0:23:31 > 0:23:35this has since been blocked by the Santa Clause.

0:23:35 > 0:23:39LAUGHTER

0:23:41 > 0:23:43FC Santa Claus is so far-fetched, it's just ridiculous.

0:23:43 > 0:23:46- FC Santa Claus.- If it's in Lapland, that would be so cool.

0:23:46 > 0:23:49That's why it's even more far-fetched.

0:23:49 > 0:23:52- And Amy?- Mine was the biathlon,

0:23:52 > 0:23:56- where they put all the gear in Santa's sack.- I like it.

0:23:56 > 0:24:00So, in a biathlon there's one guy running behind everyone

0:24:00 > 0:24:03with a massive sack full of skis and things?

0:24:03 > 0:24:06They might have one each. I don't know, if he's got a sled...

0:24:06 > 0:24:11- The more we take in these two, the more that one sounds real.- Really?

0:24:11 > 0:24:15- I think so.- You like the speedway? - I like the speedway idea.

0:24:15 > 0:24:18It's the more sensible of the two. FC Santa Claus.

0:24:18 > 0:24:20Who did you play for at the weekend?

0:24:20 > 0:24:22Oh, yeah, I'm forward for FC Santa Claus.

0:24:22 > 0:24:24LAUGHTER

0:24:24 > 0:24:26There's only one Santa Claus!

0:24:26 > 0:24:29LAUGHTER

0:24:29 > 0:24:31One Santa Claus!

0:24:31 > 0:24:34You're going home in a Santa sleigh.

0:24:34 > 0:24:36LAUGHTER

0:24:36 > 0:24:40Oh, I think I'm slightly...

0:24:40 > 0:24:43- leaning this way.- Go for it.

0:24:43 > 0:24:451-0 to the Santa Claus.

0:24:45 > 0:24:47LAUGHTER

0:24:47 > 0:24:49Get your beard out for the lads!

0:24:49 > 0:24:51LAUGHTER

0:24:51 > 0:24:55Oh, no, it's going to be Santa Claus FC now, isn't it?

0:24:55 > 0:24:56It is, it is.

0:24:56 > 0:25:00Don't be tight.

0:25:00 > 0:25:02OK, we'll go with...

0:25:02 > 0:25:06We'll go with the Santa Clause.

0:25:06 > 0:25:09Speedway? You're going with Iwan. OK.

0:25:09 > 0:25:11Who was telling the truth?

0:25:11 > 0:25:14DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS

0:25:14 > 0:25:18It CAN'T be the football. It CAN'T be the football.

0:25:18 > 0:25:20It is!

0:25:20 > 0:25:21CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:25:21 > 0:25:24There's only one Santa Claus.

0:25:24 > 0:25:27One Santa Claus!

0:25:27 > 0:25:31There's only one Santa Claus.

0:25:31 > 0:25:33We're ending the show on the buzzer, but this week

0:25:33 > 0:25:35the rules are a little bit different.

0:25:35 > 0:25:38Instead of buzzing in to tell me the answer,

0:25:38 > 0:25:42you must buzz in and nominate a player from either side to answer,

0:25:42 > 0:25:46so you could buzz in and pass it to someone on the opposing side

0:25:46 > 0:25:48and hope that they get it wrong...

0:25:48 > 0:25:50I reckon you're going to be answering a lot of these.

0:25:50 > 0:25:52LAUGHTER

0:25:52 > 0:25:55I'm not answering them. I'm going to be asked quite a lot.

0:25:55 > 0:25:58..or buzz in and nominate someone on your team

0:25:58 > 0:26:00if you think they know the answer.

0:26:00 > 0:26:03- OK.- That's a difficult last round.

0:26:03 > 0:26:06- But I can buzz and say Tuffers. - Yeah.- Don't do that!

0:26:06 > 0:26:08LAUGHTER

0:26:08 > 0:26:10Don't do that.

0:26:12 > 0:26:15And some are easier than others, so you might want to hear some of them.

0:26:15 > 0:26:18Surely that's true of any collection of questions.

0:26:18 > 0:26:19LAUGHTER

0:26:19 > 0:26:21I don't want you to just buzz in and go for the opposing side

0:26:21 > 0:26:23cos some of them are gimmes.

0:26:23 > 0:26:27I think we'll do what we want.

0:26:27 > 0:26:29Never been told how to buzz.

0:26:31 > 0:26:35MUSIC: Santa Claus Is Coming To Town by The Crystals

0:26:40 > 0:26:43LAUGHTER

0:26:55 > 0:26:59LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:26:59 > 0:27:01A bit slippery.

0:27:01 > 0:27:05As you have just found out, the set has been turned into an ice rink.

0:27:05 > 0:27:08OK, here we go, time starts now.

0:27:08 > 0:27:10Ka Mate, Ka Mate.

0:27:10 > 0:27:13- Oh, the Haka.- Yes.- That's the one.

0:27:13 > 0:27:15Ooh, um...

0:27:15 > 0:27:19LAUGHTER

0:27:19 > 0:27:21- Er, pit stop?- Yes!

0:27:21 > 0:27:25- Ooh.- Speed skating.

0:27:25 > 0:27:26Fishing. Fly fishing.

0:27:26 > 0:27:28- Discus.- No.

0:27:28 > 0:27:30- Hammer?- Yes.

0:27:30 > 0:27:33Hammer time!

0:27:33 > 0:27:36German, German, and he did this.

0:27:36 > 0:27:38- Jurgen Klinsmann.- Yes!

0:27:38 > 0:27:41LAUGHTER

0:27:41 > 0:27:44I'm not doing Dancing On Ice next year, I'll tell you!

0:27:44 > 0:27:47LAUGHTER

0:27:47 > 0:27:50Eight to win. Here we go.

0:27:50 > 0:27:52- Ready?- Yes.- Here's your first one. Time starts now.

0:27:52 > 0:27:54American football, you...

0:27:54 > 0:27:57- Touchdown.- Yes.

0:27:57 > 0:27:59Boom. Athletics.

0:27:59 > 0:28:03- Pole vault.- Yes.

0:28:03 > 0:28:05Yes. Eddie the Eagle.

0:28:05 > 0:28:07- Ski jumping.- Yes.

0:28:07 > 0:28:10Footballer, Cameroon, run round the flag.

0:28:10 > 0:28:12- Roger Milla.- Yes.- Yes.

0:28:13 > 0:28:16Basketball.

0:28:16 > 0:28:19- Slam dunk.- Yes!

0:28:19 > 0:28:20Boxing. Boom!

0:28:20 > 0:28:23Knock-out.

0:28:23 > 0:28:25I hope you enjoyed that look back.

0:28:25 > 0:28:28From everyone here at A Question Of Sport, have a happy new year

0:28:28 > 0:28:30and we'll see you in 2016.

0:28:30 > 0:28:35MARIACHI BAND PLAY THEME SONG