0:00:02 > 0:00:06This programme contains some strong language.
0:00:06 > 0:00:09..Just to show A Question Of Sport doesn't always go according to plan.
0:00:09 > 0:00:10- LAUGHTER - Was that it?
0:00:10 > 0:00:13- That's what I've got to do. - Is that it?- I've got to trip up.
0:00:13 > 0:00:15- That's embarrassing, innit? - LAUGHTER
0:00:15 > 0:00:17That was a bit shit, wasn't it? Was that a bit shit?
0:00:17 > 0:00:18LAUGHTER
0:00:18 > 0:00:20Then I go, "I don't know what you're talking about, mate."
0:00:20 > 0:00:24I've got to trip, look back and go, "I don't know what you're talking about, mate."
0:00:24 > 0:00:28- Yeah. Maybe do the trip before... - Who wrote this? Who wrote this?
0:00:28 > 0:00:31- Maybe do the trip before I finish, so it's not like...- Oh, OK.
0:00:31 > 0:00:32LAUGHTER
0:00:32 > 0:00:36- "And cue Phil trip!"- OK. - Do you know what I mean? - Oh, this is going to be...
0:00:36 > 0:00:40- This could take some time. - This is going to be rubbish! - LAUGHTER
0:00:40 > 0:00:42So I'll just trip just as I get there.
0:00:42 > 0:00:44- MATT MUTTERS - Roll to record.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46THEY SNIGGER
0:00:46 > 0:00:47PHIL LAUGHS
0:00:49 > 0:00:51- Right, OK.- Couple of steps, are we? - Yeah.- Yeah.
0:00:51 > 0:00:53And three, two, one...
0:00:53 > 0:00:56Hello and welcome to a very special episode of A Question Of Sport,
0:00:56 > 0:00:59just to show that it doesn't always go according to plan.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02Don't know what you're talking about, mate.
0:01:02 > 0:01:03- That was shocking!- First time! Boom!
0:01:03 > 0:01:05APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:01:25 > 0:01:27APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:01:28 > 0:01:30Yes, come on, we know this. Come on, we'll know this.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32Other than Sydney...
0:01:32 > 0:01:33Ooh, yeah.
0:01:33 > 0:01:38..name the three Ss to have hosted the Summer Olympics.
0:01:38 > 0:01:39- Hoo!- Hoo-hoo!
0:01:39 > 0:01:42- Come on, that's you, that's you! - LAUGHTER
0:01:42 > 0:01:45- Right, Seoul.- Ah, Seoul.- Oh. - Yeah, I was born that year.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48- LAUGHTER - Wh... What did you just say?
0:01:48 > 0:01:49LAUGHTER
0:01:49 > 0:01:52Seoul. I said what you said.
0:01:52 > 0:01:53LAUGHTER
0:01:53 > 0:01:55"Ah, Seoul?"
0:02:06 > 0:02:07Did I hear that?
0:02:07 > 0:02:09"Ah," and "Seoul."
0:02:13 > 0:02:14Oh!
0:02:14 > 0:02:15If I could go red, I would.
0:02:21 > 0:02:22The fact that you kept on saying it!
0:02:24 > 0:02:26I didn't realise.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29- That is three points. You're definitely going on?- That's three.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32But we're going to go with Sam Tomkins.
0:02:32 > 0:02:33Correct again.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Takes you to 4. APPLAUSE
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Cricket, football and snooker.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Snooker...
0:02:42 > 0:02:43no.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45No?
0:02:45 > 0:02:46No.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50PHONE RINGS
0:02:50 > 0:02:52- Can you answer that?- Is that me?
0:02:52 > 0:02:53Oh, don't say it's you.
0:02:55 > 0:02:56MATT SNIGGERS
0:02:56 > 0:02:58- It is you!- No way! - LAUGHTER
0:02:58 > 0:02:59APPLAUSE
0:02:59 > 0:03:01CHEERING
0:03:01 > 0:03:03Who is it? Get 'em on! Get 'em on!
0:03:03 > 0:03:05Phil, Phil!
0:03:05 > 0:03:06- Mate...- 'Hello!'- Hello.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09Phil, we're just filming Question Of Sport at the moment.
0:03:09 > 0:03:10Hi, Phil!
0:03:10 > 0:03:12- There's Sue over there.- Hi! - There's Sue.
0:03:12 > 0:03:13Who's this?
0:03:13 > 0:03:15Yeah, he doesn't know who he's called.
0:03:18 > 0:03:19'It looks like Matt Dawson.'
0:03:19 > 0:03:21It is Matt Dawson, yeah, how are you doing?
0:03:21 > 0:03:22LAUGHTER
0:03:22 > 0:03:25You've sat on your phone and called me by mistake, haven't you?
0:03:25 > 0:03:27- 'That's right.'- Yeah. - LAUGHTER
0:03:27 > 0:03:31- I'm going to have to love you and leave you.- Bye, Phil! - Very nice. Say goodbye to everyone.
0:03:31 > 0:03:32- Say "Bye, Phil". - ALL:- Bye!
0:03:32 > 0:03:35- Bye, Phil! See you later, mate. - LAUGHTER
0:03:35 > 0:03:38- 'Ta-da, mate.'- Ta-da.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40His wife came in the back of the picture there as well.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42- LAUGHTER - Sorry, sorry.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44OK, using the initials of the people you saw in action,
0:03:44 > 0:03:48you need to put them together to form a major sporting event.
0:03:50 > 0:03:53- Oh.- It's two points without a clue,
0:03:53 > 0:03:54- one point if you need a clue.- OK.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58Triathlon...
0:03:58 > 0:04:01- Something "road", is it?- "Road"? Is there "road"?- R-O-A-D.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03I just feel so sorry for the audience,
0:04:03 > 0:04:05cos we are going to be here a long time.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11You have no idea how long this is going to take.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13Sporting event, sporting event.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15THEY CONFER
0:04:15 > 0:04:17What, you mean, like...
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Like, like... Like Royal Ascot?
0:04:20 > 0:04:22Yes, a sporting event. LAUGHTER
0:04:22 > 0:04:24But not like a marathon or anything.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26- Oh, sorry. I'm so sorry! - Yes, that's a sporting event.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29- So anything to do with sport, then? - MATT LAUGHS
0:04:29 > 0:04:31LAUGHTER Any sporting event.
0:04:31 > 0:04:32- A sporting event.- Yes.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34MATT LAUGHS
0:04:34 > 0:04:36What?
0:04:41 > 0:04:42What have you done?
0:04:43 > 0:04:45I just know you're not going to get it!
0:04:48 > 0:04:49THEY CONFER
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Oh! I'm so sorry.
0:04:51 > 0:04:52- LAUGHTER - I've got it.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54Oh, you got it? Yeah, we got it!
0:04:54 > 0:04:57LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:04:57 > 0:04:58Tour de France?
0:04:58 > 0:04:59Oh, you've got it again.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02I tell you something, you can come back, young man.
0:05:02 > 0:05:03Come back?
0:05:03 > 0:05:05I've just been told I'm captain next week.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:05:09 > 0:05:12- Tour de France. Ugo Ehiogu. - Ugo Ehiogu.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Oh, it was Ugo Ehiogu?
0:05:14 > 0:05:16You got it, again.
0:05:16 > 0:05:17Tour de France?
0:05:17 > 0:05:19Well done, Mark. It is Tour de France.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH
0:05:23 > 0:05:25OK, Vernon, we're going to start with you.
0:05:25 > 0:05:26OK, here we go.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28The term is...
0:05:28 > 0:05:29Frostee Rucker.
0:05:30 > 0:05:31OK.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34Named after his father, DJ Frost,
0:05:34 > 0:05:37Frostee is a defensive end for the Arizona Cardinals
0:05:37 > 0:05:40in the National Football League, the NFL.
0:05:40 > 0:05:44He was once quoted as saying that he hated Christmas growing up
0:05:44 > 0:05:47because of the teasing about his name.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49But then he got big.
0:05:49 > 0:05:52Really, really big.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54And the jokes stopped.
0:05:54 > 0:05:55Frostee Rucker...
0:05:57 > 0:06:01..is a slang phrase in New Zealand provincial rugby for a player that
0:06:01 > 0:06:04consistently infringes at the breakdown.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06Yes.
0:06:06 > 0:06:07LAUGHTER
0:06:08 > 0:06:11The term is thought to be named after former international
0:06:11 > 0:06:15Harry Frost, who was a particularly Frostee Rucker.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20- Had to be very careful how I said that.- Yes, thank you.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23Frostee Rucker is a term in curling, referring to the technique of
0:06:23 > 0:06:28powerfully sending a stone to clear all of the stones from the house.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31A stone used in this way is known as a Frostee Rucker
0:06:31 > 0:06:34and doesn't require the use of the curling brooms.
0:06:34 > 0:06:35I don't know, just look at...
0:06:35 > 0:06:38I think it's those bells. I can't take my eyes off his bells there.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40It's just luring me in.
0:06:40 > 0:06:41Right, what do you fancy?
0:06:41 > 0:06:44I'm going to go with the Frosty Christmas theme and go with Vernon.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46Vernon. What do you fancy?
0:06:46 > 0:06:47Well, I fancy Rachel,
0:06:47 > 0:06:49- but we'll go Vernon. - LAUGHTER
0:06:49 > 0:06:51APPLAUSE
0:06:57 > 0:06:58So...
0:06:58 > 0:07:00- Sorry. - LAUGHTER
0:07:00 > 0:07:02It's the BBC - you've got to be honest.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05- Dead so, mate.- We'll go Vernon. - Do you...?
0:07:05 > 0:07:07Well, I want it to be Vernon.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10Come on, then. Sue, we're going to go Vernon.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13So let's see who it was.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15- Here we go.- Ooh!
0:07:16 > 0:07:17It's not Daws.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20Please don't be Rachel.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22- Yes! - LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:07:25 > 0:07:27Good work. Good work there.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33The roles are reversed now and the term is...
0:07:33 > 0:07:34Santa Claus.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36OK, Amy. You're up first.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Ooh, yes, OK.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40In biathlon events,
0:07:40 > 0:07:43competitors have support teams that follow them over the course,
0:07:43 > 0:07:46similar to the Tour de France.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49The support group carry spare skis, rifles,
0:07:49 > 0:07:53clothing and refreshments all in a big sack.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56Because of this they are known as Santa Claus.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59Santa Claus. FC Santa Claus are a team who play...
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Oh, shut up!
0:08:01 > 0:08:03LAUGHTER
0:08:03 > 0:08:04Shut up!
0:08:04 > 0:08:06FC Santa Claus are a team who play
0:08:06 > 0:08:10in the third tier of football in Finland.
0:08:10 > 0:08:11MATT LAUGHS
0:08:11 > 0:08:13They play in red kit with white trim, obviously.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15- Oh, of course they do! - LAUGHTER
0:08:15 > 0:08:17And they've got bells on their boots!
0:08:17 > 0:08:19LAUGHTER
0:08:19 > 0:08:21And their biggest success came in 1994,
0:08:21 > 0:08:25when they won the Midnattsolscupen,
0:08:25 > 0:08:28or the Cup of the Midnight Sun.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31They play their home games in the capital...
0:08:31 > 0:08:33- of Lapland.- Oh, jeez!
0:08:33 > 0:08:35OK, Santa Claus.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38The Santa Clause is the nickname given to the legislation
0:08:38 > 0:08:42in world speedway, regarding transfers between Scandinavian teams
0:08:42 > 0:08:44and those that are in the UK.
0:08:44 > 0:08:49Riders were coming in on short-term loans for matches in bad weather,
0:08:49 > 0:08:53because of their experience they had riding in cold conditions.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55This has since been blocked
0:08:55 > 0:08:58- by the Santa Clause. - LAUGHTER
0:09:01 > 0:09:03So...
0:09:03 > 0:09:05So a bit like the Bosman ruling?
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Yeah, they just bring them in for bad weather,
0:09:07 > 0:09:10- they nail it, then they go back. - It's a clause.- The Santa Clause.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12- I like that one.- Yeah.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15FC Santa Claus is so far-fetched it's just ridiculous.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17- FC Santa Claus.- But if it's in Lapland,
0:09:17 > 0:09:20- that would be so cool.- That's why it's even more far-fetched!
0:09:20 > 0:09:21And... And, Amy?
0:09:21 > 0:09:24- Mine was the biathlon event. - The biathlon.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26- Where they put all the gear in Santa's sack.- Ooh, yeah.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28I like that.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30- RACHEL:- I want to go with Amy. - Do you?
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Well, I'd buy the video.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34LAUGHTER
0:09:34 > 0:09:35APPLAUSE
0:09:39 > 0:09:41Sorry. Cut that.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43Cut that, cut that.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46- Leave it in! Leave it in! - Cut that! Cut that!
0:09:46 > 0:09:48- LAUGHTER - Cut that!
0:09:50 > 0:09:55- Sorry, sorry.- It won't go out at 7:30pm, but it will go out. - I made myself blush there!
0:09:55 > 0:09:56Another one.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58Another one of Phil's amazing examples
0:09:58 > 0:10:00of having no inner monologue.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02LAUGHTER
0:10:02 > 0:10:04Oh. Well, I think I'm...
0:10:04 > 0:10:08slightly leaning this way.
0:10:08 > 0:10:09Go for it.
0:10:09 > 0:10:10# 1-0
0:10:10 > 0:10:11# To the Santa Claus! #
0:10:13 > 0:10:15# Get your beard out for the lads! #
0:10:18 > 0:10:20Oh, no, it's going to be Santa Claus FC, now, innit?
0:10:20 > 0:10:22It is, it is...
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Don't be...
0:10:24 > 0:10:25I've done 'em, done 'em easy.
0:10:25 > 0:10:28Don't be. OK, we'll go with...
0:10:28 > 0:10:30We'll go with the...
0:10:30 > 0:10:32The Santa Clause.
0:10:32 > 0:10:33Speedway? You're going with Iwan.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35OK.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38- Please.- Who was telling the truth?
0:10:39 > 0:10:41It can't be the football.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44- It can't be. - It can't be the football.
0:10:44 > 0:10:45It is!
0:10:45 > 0:10:47APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH
0:10:47 > 0:10:50# There's only one Santa Claus!
0:10:50 > 0:10:53# One Santa Claus!
0:10:53 > 0:10:55# There's only one Santa Claus! #
0:10:57 > 0:10:58- RACHEL:- That's so good!
0:10:58 > 0:11:01- I can't believe... - No, they can't. No, no.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03- Only two.- Cycling, we're not sure.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05I think she might be Austrian.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09The athlete, the 400 metre runner?
0:11:09 > 0:11:10No, Australian.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12Australian, cos Whitlock is Australian, the darts player.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15- Oh, we've got that!- OK. - Oh, shit, sorry!
0:11:15 > 0:11:16LAUGHTER
0:11:18 > 0:11:21That's all right. That's all right.
0:11:21 > 0:11:23- Added time to my rehab - that's fine, that's fine.- Sorry!
0:11:23 > 0:11:25LAUGHTER
0:11:25 > 0:11:27Should have put you on the other side, Anthony.
0:11:27 > 0:11:30- What would you like, team? - Extra point, extra point.- Football.
0:11:30 > 0:11:31Just simple extra point?
0:11:31 > 0:11:33- So no question there, just extra point.- Yes.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35- Just get a point. - Where is it, where is it?
0:11:35 > 0:11:37- Here!- Yeah.- Here, OK.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45Football, football, football...
0:11:46 > 0:11:48Penalty!
0:11:48 > 0:11:49- Yes!- You lose a point.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51- No!- ALL:- Oh!
0:11:51 > 0:11:53APPLAUSE
0:11:53 > 0:11:55No!
0:11:59 > 0:12:01That is a disgrace!
0:12:03 > 0:12:05That is a total disgrace!
0:12:06 > 0:12:09- Didn't even get a go!- What sort of shithouse show is this?
0:12:12 > 0:12:16Didn't even get...even get a chance to hear a question!
0:12:16 > 0:12:19Well, Tuffers, very confident about this. Confident about the answers.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21- You're both locked in.- Yeah. - Are you, really?
0:12:21 > 0:12:23- It's the only thing Ugo writ down. - Yeah.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25"The only thing he writ down?"
0:12:25 > 0:12:27- Wrote.- Wrote.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29I was going to say...I was going to say, I wrote.
0:12:29 > 0:12:30Sorry, can I just take that again?
0:12:30 > 0:12:33It's the only thing he WROTE down.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Put that one in.
0:12:39 > 0:12:40"Writ down."
0:12:40 > 0:12:42Cor, me mother would be so embarrassed!
0:12:44 > 0:12:46So, let's reveal the answers.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48- SUE GASPS - Oh!
0:12:48 > 0:12:50- Matt's gone for an 8. - You say 9!
0:12:50 > 0:12:52- Tuffers has gone for 9. - It's more than 8.
0:12:52 > 0:12:55- Come on, come on.- The answer is...
0:12:55 > 0:12:568!
0:12:56 > 0:12:58- APPLAUSE AND CHEERING - No!
0:13:03 > 0:13:04SUE LAUGHS
0:13:04 > 0:13:06APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH
0:13:07 > 0:13:10- No way. - Do you need the video ref, do you?
0:13:10 > 0:13:11Whoa!
0:13:11 > 0:13:13I've got 4...
0:13:13 > 0:13:15You probably just writ it down wrong.
0:13:15 > 0:13:16LAUGHTER
0:13:20 > 0:13:21Here's another one to decide control.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23Fingers on the buzzers.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25In which golf's Majors do you win the Green Jacket?
0:13:25 > 0:13:27BELL RINGS Matt?
0:13:27 > 0:13:28- No...! - LAUGHTER
0:13:28 > 0:13:29BUZZER
0:13:29 > 0:13:31- The Masters.- Yes, the Masters!
0:13:31 > 0:13:33Yes, the Masters!
0:13:33 > 0:13:35Next up is women's football.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40We could get a point here if we get this right,
0:13:40 > 0:13:41if we get this right...
0:13:41 > 0:13:44But we're going to pass it over.
0:13:44 > 0:13:48Who did USA beat in the final of the 2015 Women's World Cup?
0:13:48 > 0:13:50I watched it. I watched it.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52Was it... Was it...? No, it wasn't Canada?
0:13:52 > 0:13:54- We beat Canada.- It was...
0:13:54 > 0:13:57Was it China? Canada?
0:13:57 > 0:14:01Oh, who was it? I saw it. The American girl scored three goals.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03- I thought...- Japan? - Did we not lose to Canada?
0:14:03 > 0:14:05Yes, it might have been Japan!
0:14:05 > 0:14:08Japan, say it, I think you've got that right. Say it, say it!
0:14:08 > 0:14:10LAUGHTER
0:14:10 > 0:14:11Japan?
0:14:11 > 0:14:12Is the right answer!
0:14:12 > 0:14:14APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:14:23 > 0:14:25Here is your first question.
0:14:25 > 0:14:29Which of these sporting events is the oldest?
0:14:35 > 0:14:37And your time starts now.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40Cheltenham favourite, is it, or...?
0:14:40 > 0:14:42Snooker's been going a while.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44- Ooh, better move them. - THEY CONFER
0:14:44 > 0:14:46What's your favourite, what's your favourite?
0:14:46 > 0:14:47I would say the Tour de France.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49- Tour de France.- The oldest. - What's your favourite
0:14:49 > 0:14:52- as being the oldest? Tour de France?- Five seconds.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54- Tour de France.- Tour de France. - Tour de France?- Yeah.
0:14:54 > 0:14:55Tour de France...
0:14:55 > 0:14:57- HORN BLARES - Ooh!
0:14:59 > 0:15:02That was a mistake right there.
0:15:03 > 0:15:04Cheltenham Gold Cup...
0:15:04 > 0:15:071924.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09- Oh, dear. - World Snooker Championship..
0:15:09 > 0:15:101927.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12Oh, come on! No chance. No chance.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Tour de France...
0:15:14 > 0:15:161903. You are right!
0:15:16 > 0:15:18- APPLAUSE AND CHEERING - Boom, boom, boom!
0:15:25 > 0:15:27Leave them there. Don't worry, leave them there.
0:15:27 > 0:15:30- They'll come and take them. - Don't start moving them around.
0:15:30 > 0:15:31I was, I was...
0:15:31 > 0:15:33I was happily going to pass
0:15:33 > 0:15:36- my balls to Sue. - There's someone coming in to do it.
0:15:36 > 0:15:37LAUGHTER
0:15:37 > 0:15:39Can we have Len Ganley in, please?
0:15:41 > 0:15:42Oh, there's the BBC.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44There's the BBC for you.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49MATT CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:15:49 > 0:15:50A nice velvet bag
0:15:50 > 0:15:53- for everyone to put their balls in. - LAUGHTER
0:15:53 > 0:15:54There we go.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59Matt, you are going first for one point.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01What film is this?
0:16:03 > 0:16:05OK. They're the...Waughs.
0:16:05 > 0:16:06- Waughs.- Waughs.
0:16:08 > 0:16:09Waughs.
0:16:09 > 0:16:11- You did say film, didn't you? - Yes. What film?
0:16:11 > 0:16:14They have a little nickname for me, the Waugh twins.
0:16:14 > 0:16:17They used to call me Vindaloo.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19Cos every time I came on to bowl, I gave them the runs.
0:16:27 > 0:16:28Oh!
0:16:28 > 0:16:30- I know. Nasty pair, they were. - How cruel!
0:16:30 > 0:16:33- They were cruel, they were cruel. - LAUGHTER
0:16:33 > 0:16:35Bloody good, though, they were.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37Phil, I'm going to ask Matt a question
0:16:37 > 0:16:39- and he will write his answer down. - Yep.
0:16:39 > 0:16:42Your job is to try and guess what he's gone for.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45Will he go to the obvious answer or will he try and double bluff you?
0:16:45 > 0:16:47I have to guess what is in Tuffers's head?
0:16:47 > 0:16:48LAUGHTER
0:16:49 > 0:16:52- Yes. I didn't say it was easy.- No.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54We might be all right here, boys.
0:16:54 > 0:16:55LAUGHTER
0:16:56 > 0:16:57So, this is question one.
0:16:57 > 0:17:01Matt, write down a team that Michael Owen has played for
0:17:01 > 0:17:03in the Premier League.
0:17:05 > 0:17:06That's that.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10- What other ones are there?- Is it...?
0:17:10 > 0:17:11Ooh, I don't know.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13Oh, here, there you go. That one.
0:17:13 > 0:17:14Oh, yeah, of course.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18Right, OK.
0:17:18 > 0:17:19Well, we've only got three clubs.
0:17:21 > 0:17:22- Yeah.- Ooh.- I don't think...
0:17:24 > 0:17:25- One more.- Er...
0:17:26 > 0:17:28Newcastle.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30Newcastle, Man United and Liverpool.
0:17:30 > 0:17:31- Yeah.- Oh, that's it!
0:17:31 > 0:17:33LAUGHTER
0:17:34 > 0:17:36Oh, come on!
0:17:36 > 0:17:38- APPLAUSE - Come on, come on!
0:17:40 > 0:17:42I forgot about Man United.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44LAUGHTER
0:17:44 > 0:17:46Oh, it's started already. Look, I've done it already.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48- I'm in his head! - LAUGHTER
0:17:48 > 0:17:51I'm in his head, creeping round in his head, like that.
0:17:51 > 0:17:52No chance!
0:17:52 > 0:17:54I'm in there, I'm in there, I'm in there.
0:17:54 > 0:17:57- In there.- OK, need an answer.
0:17:57 > 0:18:01- Go on.- Right, it's locked in. OK? OK.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03Tuffers, what do you think he's written?
0:18:03 > 0:18:04Erm, Newcastle.
0:18:04 > 0:18:06Oh, bollocks!
0:18:07 > 0:18:09- APPLAUSE - Sorry!
0:18:17 > 0:18:18Just to confirm it.
0:18:18 > 0:18:19LAUGHTER
0:18:19 > 0:18:20Yeah!
0:18:20 > 0:18:24See, I was in there. I was in there. I was in there.
0:18:26 > 0:18:30- Come on.- Right, Phil, write down the team name
0:18:30 > 0:18:34of one of the three major sports franchises based in Pittsburgh.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37- OK, I've got this one.- Yeah.
0:18:37 > 0:18:40- Yeah.- But this is ice hockey.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42- Yeah?- This is football, of course.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44- Yeah?- And I think this is baseball.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46- Yeah.- And there's no NBA.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48- So, there's only... - Yeah.- Yeah, perfect.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51- There's maybe a major league. - Boom, boom, boom.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53So, which one are you going to write down?
0:18:53 > 0:18:54Yeah! Fancy that one?
0:18:54 > 0:18:57- Yeah, yeah.- Yeah? - Totally, yeah.- Why not?
0:18:57 > 0:18:58Under the table.
0:18:58 > 0:18:59LAUGHTER
0:19:03 > 0:19:05Right, it's locked in. Daws, over to you.
0:19:05 > 0:19:08There's going to be the Penguins, the Steelers,
0:19:08 > 0:19:10or the baseball - we don't know.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12Ooh.
0:19:12 > 0:19:14- Ooh!- Interesting.- Aha.
0:19:14 > 0:19:15What's the baseball team?
0:19:15 > 0:19:16- Aha!- Do you like that...?
0:19:16 > 0:19:18- Aha!- Pirates?
0:19:18 > 0:19:20- Hm?- Pittsburgh Pirates.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22It could well be the Pittsburgh Pirates.
0:19:22 > 0:19:25- However... - LAUGHTER
0:19:26 > 0:19:28Are we happy with Steelers or Penguins?
0:19:28 > 0:19:31- PIRATE ACCENT:- It's up to you, man. It's up to you.
0:19:31 > 0:19:32LAUGHTER
0:19:36 > 0:19:38- PIRATE ACCENT:- You do what you want, mate. You do what you want.
0:19:38 > 0:19:39LAUGHTER
0:19:42 > 0:19:44He's actually gone pirate!
0:19:47 > 0:19:48What's that?
0:19:54 > 0:19:56Now he knows that I can't go pirate.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02Because he keeps making more jokes, more jokes!
0:20:02 > 0:20:04- Ugh!- Maybe they don't exist.
0:20:04 > 0:20:07- What are you going with?- What do you want to go with, guys?
0:20:07 > 0:20:09Go with one that we at least know exists.
0:20:09 > 0:20:11- The Steelers.- Yeah, let's go with that.
0:20:11 > 0:20:13- OK, we'll go with Steelers. - LAUGHTER
0:20:13 > 0:20:15You're going with Steelers?
0:20:15 > 0:20:16LAUGHTER
0:20:17 > 0:20:20- Don't say pirates.- And it is...
0:20:20 > 0:20:22LAUGHTER
0:20:22 > 0:20:24APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH
0:20:32 > 0:20:34He's spelled "penguiens"!
0:20:34 > 0:20:36LAUGHTER
0:20:36 > 0:20:39Genius! You're such an idiot!
0:20:39 > 0:20:41So, you've got two choices.
0:20:41 > 0:20:43One last chance, Tuffers.
0:20:43 > 0:20:46Now, it's the tennis player and the gymnast.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48Is it... Not marzipan?
0:20:48 > 0:20:49- LAUGHTER - It's not marzipan.
0:20:51 > 0:20:53Is it marzipan?
0:20:53 > 0:20:54What's the name?
0:20:54 > 0:20:56Frangipan? Frangipon? Frangipon?
0:20:56 > 0:20:58- Frangipan?- Something like that.
0:20:58 > 0:20:59Frangipan? Frangipan?
0:21:03 > 0:21:06Frangipan? Frangipan?
0:21:06 > 0:21:08I know we don't have to spell it. Do we actually have to say it?
0:21:08 > 0:21:11Well...yes. LAUGHTER
0:21:11 > 0:21:13APPLAUSE
0:21:16 > 0:21:19It's a bit tricky trying to come up
0:21:19 > 0:21:22with another way of giving me the answer.
0:21:22 > 0:21:24I hate crosswords. I never do crosswords!
0:21:24 > 0:21:27- LAUGHTER - They drive me mental!
0:21:28 > 0:21:30Sudoku, I'm not bad.
0:21:32 > 0:21:35All right, we're going to go... It's got to be the six across.
0:21:35 > 0:21:38- Yes, Sue?- Yep?- Six across...
0:21:38 > 0:21:40- Yeah?- ..is the gymnast.
0:21:40 > 0:21:42Yes.
0:21:45 > 0:21:47..who we are going to call...
0:21:47 > 0:21:49We are going to call her...
0:21:49 > 0:21:53- Franga-pengy. - LAUGHTER
0:21:53 > 0:21:54Well, let's have a look.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57- And I think we'll give it to you. - Yes!
0:21:57 > 0:21:58It's Fragapane!
0:21:58 > 0:22:01APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:22:03 > 0:22:05I'm going to go three.
0:22:05 > 0:22:07- You're going three?- Yeah.
0:22:07 > 0:22:09Heptathlon and long jump, let's have a look.
0:22:09 > 0:22:12- Oh, the long jump, just threw that in there.- Oh, no!
0:22:12 > 0:22:15- GROANING - Threw that in there!
0:22:15 > 0:22:17- Did the long jump as well.- Three in the heptathlon,
0:22:17 > 0:22:19two in the long jump.
0:22:19 > 0:22:20- Ooh, so...- Well done.
0:22:20 > 0:22:22- Sneaky. - SUE LAUGHS
0:22:22 > 0:22:24- OK, Tuffers...- Oh, shit!
0:22:26 > 0:22:28He's fallen down a hole again.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31- There's a hole there. There's a hole there.- What have you...?
0:22:34 > 0:22:37Sorry. Sorry, Sue.
0:22:37 > 0:22:39I wondered what had happened there.
0:22:39 > 0:22:43- I thought you'd broken the chair. - No...the leg went down a hole.
0:22:44 > 0:22:47There's a hole there. What did they put a hole there for?
0:22:47 > 0:22:48Sorry.
0:22:48 > 0:22:50Well recovered, Chris, anyway.
0:22:50 > 0:22:52You did that well, you held him.
0:22:52 > 0:22:55And now, all of a sudden, you need 8 to win.
0:22:55 > 0:22:58APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:22:59 > 0:23:00Sorry.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03Do you want to do that again?
0:23:03 > 0:23:06Shall we do that again? Can we do that again? Let's do that again.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08I can do it a lot slicker than that!
0:23:08 > 0:23:11You know they're going to leave that one in, though, man.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13A lot slicker than that!
0:23:14 > 0:23:16- That doesn't bode well for what I'm about to do.- No.
0:23:17 > 0:23:19I was going to say, steeplechase!
0:23:21 > 0:23:23APPLAUSE
0:23:25 > 0:23:27Erm, oh...Leeds play there.
0:23:27 > 0:23:28Elland Road?
0:23:28 > 0:23:30- Yes.- Correct!
0:23:30 > 0:23:31Not your first one but your...
0:23:31 > 0:23:32- Second serve?- Correct.- Yes.
0:23:32 > 0:23:35- Oh, here we go. - LAUGHTER
0:23:35 > 0:23:37Winter Olympics. What am I in?
0:23:37 > 0:23:40- Bobsleigh?- Luge?- No, what am I in?
0:23:40 > 0:23:43- A bullet...- Toboggan?- They've said it. They said it, go.
0:23:43 > 0:23:46Oh, OK. I'm going for the...
0:23:46 > 0:23:47- The one...- Snooker.
0:23:47 > 0:23:49Snooker. What's that one?
0:23:49 > 0:23:51- Triangle?- Billiards?- Yeah, no!
0:23:51 > 0:23:52- Back pocket?- Where the balls go in.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54- Back pocket.- Snooker pocket. - Yes, but it's in the...
0:23:54 > 0:23:56- Corner pocket!- Yes!
0:23:56 > 0:23:57LAUGHTER
0:23:57 > 0:23:59Dame... Dame, the runner...
0:23:59 > 0:24:00- Dame Edna?- No!
0:24:03 > 0:24:041,500 metres!
0:24:04 > 0:24:06- Kelly Holmes.- Yes! - Kelly Holmes, yes.
0:24:06 > 0:24:08LAUGHTER
0:24:10 > 0:24:12- I'm not...- Cut!
0:24:12 > 0:24:14LAUGHTER
0:24:14 > 0:24:16- Move on, I don't know that one! - LAUGHTER
0:24:16 > 0:24:19OK, your time starts now.
0:24:19 > 0:24:21Go, go, get the word.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23Get the word. What is it? What is it?
0:24:23 > 0:24:24- Tug of war.- Oh!
0:24:24 > 0:24:27LAUGHTER
0:24:27 > 0:24:28Get the next one!
0:24:28 > 0:24:30Next one, next one!
0:24:30 > 0:24:31Get the thing!
0:24:31 > 0:24:33- Come on!- Here, here, here.
0:24:33 > 0:24:34Ooh!
0:24:34 > 0:24:35Synchronised swimming?
0:24:35 > 0:24:38- Yes, yes!- Come on, quick, quick! - LAUGHTER
0:24:38 > 0:24:40Get it, get it.
0:24:40 > 0:24:42Oh, right. Stand there, like that.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44- Now jump up. - Rugby! Lineout, lineout!
0:24:44 > 0:24:46Yes! Come on, come on!
0:24:46 > 0:24:48- I enjoyed that one. - LAUGHTER
0:24:48 > 0:24:51Get it out. What is it?
0:24:51 > 0:24:53- BOTH:- Ooh!
0:24:53 > 0:24:54Bobsleigh! Bobsleigh!
0:24:54 > 0:24:57- BOTH:- Yes! - Come on, come on!
0:24:57 > 0:24:58- Pull it! Get it, quick! - SHE LAUGHS
0:24:58 > 0:25:00Get it. What is it?
0:25:00 > 0:25:01- BOTH:- Oh!
0:25:01 > 0:25:03Ice-skating, speed skating?
0:25:03 > 0:25:06- No. Who did it? - Torvill and Dean. Torvill and Dean!
0:25:06 > 0:25:07- BOTH:- Yes!
0:25:07 > 0:25:08LAUGHTER
0:25:09 > 0:25:11Get it! What is it?
0:25:13 > 0:25:15- BOTH:- Oh!- You play football.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17- I'm sitting here. - And then I'm over here.
0:25:17 > 0:25:19- Referee?- No!
0:25:19 > 0:25:20Sitting on a bench! Substitute, substitute!
0:25:20 > 0:25:22Yes!
0:25:23 > 0:25:26- Pull it with the elf, it's quicker! - LAUGHTER
0:25:26 > 0:25:28Come on! Quick!
0:25:28 > 0:25:29Badminton, tennis, table tennis?
0:25:29 > 0:25:32- Yes!- Table tennis.
0:25:32 > 0:25:35- Oh!- It's there, it's there! - LAUGHTER
0:25:35 > 0:25:37Oh, rugby, rugby!
0:25:37 > 0:25:38Boof!
0:25:38 > 0:25:40High tackle, high tackle!
0:25:40 > 0:25:42Yes!
0:25:42 > 0:25:45Sorry! It's there.
0:25:46 > 0:25:48- Quick! - WHISTLE BLOWS
0:25:49 > 0:25:51APPLAUSE
0:25:51 > 0:25:53- Bobsleigh? - LAUGHTER
0:25:56 > 0:25:57Oh, panto horse!
0:25:59 > 0:26:00On the bike!
0:26:00 > 0:26:01Oh, tandem?
0:26:04 > 0:26:05Tuffers, I was impressed.
0:26:05 > 0:26:08I was so impressed that you managed to manipulate
0:26:08 > 0:26:10- every single... - LAUGHTER
0:26:10 > 0:26:12..single sporting item into the fact
0:26:12 > 0:26:14that you ended up behind Amy.
0:26:14 > 0:26:16LAUGHTER
0:26:17 > 0:26:19That was amazing.
0:26:21 > 0:26:23- Where did it go? - Quick, quick, quick!
0:26:23 > 0:26:25- Oh!- Ooh, the brooms. - Ten pin bowling?
0:26:25 > 0:26:26What's it called?!
0:26:26 > 0:26:28- Yes!- Your hair, if it's not straight...
0:26:28 > 0:26:29Curl. Curling!
0:26:29 > 0:26:31- BOTH:- Yes!
0:26:31 > 0:26:33- Quick, that one!- Quick!
0:26:33 > 0:26:35Not yellow!
0:26:35 > 0:26:37- Red card!- Yes!
0:26:39 > 0:26:40Come on, Rach!
0:26:40 > 0:26:41Er, oh...
0:26:41 > 0:26:43Pass! Volleyball?
0:26:43 > 0:26:44- BOTH:- Yes!
0:26:44 > 0:26:46Good stuff.
0:26:46 > 0:26:47Quick, quick, quick!
0:26:47 > 0:26:50- Erm...- Here we go. - A big one! A big guy!
0:26:50 > 0:26:52- Quarterback!- Rach, Rach!
0:26:52 > 0:26:54- I don't know!- Quarterback?
0:26:54 > 0:26:57- Yes! - LAUGHTER
0:26:57 > 0:26:58I should've done it the other way!
0:26:58 > 0:27:00Quick, quick!
0:27:00 > 0:27:02- Erm, big fat guy.- Hug, hug!
0:27:02 > 0:27:04- Scrum, scrum! - SHE SHOUTS
0:27:04 > 0:27:06Tackle!
0:27:06 > 0:27:07Sumo wrestling.
0:27:07 > 0:27:09Yes! APPLAUSE
0:27:09 > 0:27:10Come on!
0:27:12 > 0:27:13Quick. Sumo wrestling!
0:27:13 > 0:27:15LAUGHTER
0:27:15 > 0:27:16- Oh!- Badminton?
0:27:16 > 0:27:18Yes!
0:27:18 > 0:27:20- Come on. - WHISTLE BLOWS
0:27:20 > 0:27:21- ALL:- Oh!
0:27:21 > 0:27:23APPLAUSE Oh, very good.
0:27:24 > 0:27:26Surely, surely.
0:27:31 > 0:27:34- Well done, team.- Very well done.
0:27:34 > 0:27:36Can we just do the sumo wrestling again?
0:27:39 > 0:27:42It's fun when things don't quite go as...
0:27:42 > 0:27:43Oh, fuck it!
0:27:43 > 0:27:45LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:27:45 > 0:27:47It's fun when things don't...
0:27:47 > 0:27:49Give me the script.
0:27:52 > 0:27:55"It's fun when things don't go...
0:27:55 > 0:27:56"to plan."
0:27:56 > 0:27:58"It's fun when things don't go quite to plan."
0:27:58 > 0:28:01It's fun when things don't go quite to plan, isn't it?
0:28:01 > 0:28:03It's fun when things don't go quite to plan, isn't it?
0:28:03 > 0:28:04Right, OK.
0:28:04 > 0:28:08It's fun when things don't go quite to plan, isn't it?
0:28:08 > 0:28:09LAUGHTER
0:28:11 > 0:28:12OK.
0:28:12 > 0:28:14OK, it's fun when things don't go quite to plan, isn't it?
0:28:14 > 0:28:16- Ready.- Two, one...
0:28:18 > 0:28:21It's fun when things don't go quite to plan, isn't it?
0:28:21 > 0:28:24It never goes to plan with you, Phil, does it?
0:28:24 > 0:28:26Listen, we'll be back with Sue very, very soon.
0:28:26 > 0:28:29Hopefully, things will go a little bit more smoothly.
0:28:29 > 0:28:31Until then...
0:28:31 > 0:28:33LAUGHTER
0:28:33 > 0:28:35APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:28:38 > 0:28:40Has anyone got 10p for the meter?
0:28:41 > 0:28:43Now, that's comedy!