0:00:24 > 0:00:30Hello, and welcome. Tonight, we are celebrating 25 years of the English
0:00:30 > 0:00:35Premier League, where teams have been competing for this magnificent
0:00:35 > 0:00:39trophy. I will now hand over to our pitch reporter, Conor McNamara -
0:00:39 > 0:00:42- he has the team news for this crucial match.- Thank you, Sue.
0:00:42 > 0:00:45You won't be surprised to hear that both teams have gone for the classic
0:00:45 > 0:00:48Question of Sport formation - 1-1-1 -
0:00:48 > 0:00:52with the captains taking up the central pivotal position.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54Both of these teams have got an attacking thread,
0:00:54 > 0:00:58but married with defensive steel as well.
0:00:58 > 0:01:03First of all, for AFC Dawson, it's Alex Scott and Dion Dublin!
0:01:03 > 0:01:05CHEERING
0:01:09 > 0:01:14And facing them, for Tufnell Town, it's Darren Bent and Graeme Le Saux.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19I've never played at such a low level!
0:01:23 > 0:01:26Thank you very much, looking forward to this one,
0:01:26 > 0:01:28and we'll hear more from Connor a little later -
0:01:28 > 0:01:30he will be keeping a close eye on proceedings.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32Before we start the questions,
0:01:32 > 0:01:36let's take a look at the teams that have been crowned Premier League champions.
0:01:36 > 0:01:39COMMENTATOR: Here's Shearer.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41That's absolutely brilliant!
0:01:41 > 0:01:44And he's onside, this could be even more of a fairy tale.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47Tony Adams! Oh, what a finish!
0:01:47 > 0:01:51In for Cole, scores!
0:01:51 > 0:01:56Mario Balotelli, he has got it through, Sergio Aguero!
0:01:58 > 0:01:59Sergio Aguero has done it!
0:01:59 > 0:02:03..Lovren goes for it.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05Ohhhhh!
0:02:05 > 0:02:08What a screamer!
0:02:08 > 0:02:09Into the box, brilliant!
0:02:09 > 0:02:11It is a blue day at Stamford Bridge.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13APPLAUSE
0:02:17 > 0:02:19Great scenes, there,
0:02:19 > 0:02:23and all the questions tonight are about the Premier League.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25We're kicking things off with a one-minute round.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Matt, your team are up first.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29- Here we go.- Ready.
0:02:29 > 0:02:33Which current Stoke City player has scored the most headed goals...
0:02:33 > 0:02:34- Peter Crouch.- Yes.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Which stadium is this?
0:02:37 > 0:02:39Is that... Sports Direct?
0:02:39 > 0:02:41- Oh, Fulham!- No.- Craven...
0:02:41 > 0:02:42Reading.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44- No.- Swansea City.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47- No.- Notts County.- Walsall.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50- No.- Move on.- Bob Bradley was the first man from which country to...
0:02:50 > 0:02:52- America.- Yeah.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54Which Sheffield United player scored the first ever Premier
0:02:54 > 0:02:56- League goal?- Brian Deane.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59Yes. Which two teams badges are mashed up here?
0:02:59 > 0:03:00Watford. And...
0:03:00 > 0:03:02Sheffield Wednesday...
0:03:02 > 0:03:03Watford's right.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06- Blackburn...- No.
0:03:06 > 0:03:07- Huddersfield?- No.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09- Colchester...- No. These three
0:03:09 > 0:03:11players all shared their surnames with words
0:03:11 > 0:03:12that might follow "off".
0:03:12 > 0:03:16- They are football players.- Side!
0:03:16 > 0:03:17Take a look at the names.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Erm, Matt Le Tissier?
0:03:19 > 0:03:21No.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23Shaw.
0:03:23 > 0:03:24Yes, Shaw.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26Shaw off. Off..load.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29- Off, off...- Remi...
0:03:29 > 0:03:31WHISTLE
0:03:39 > 0:03:41We will fill in those blanks.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43- Remi Garde.- Off guard.
0:03:45 > 0:03:46Matt Targett.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48Off target.
0:03:48 > 0:03:54Off guard. You got Watford, from the badges, the other one was Wigan.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57- Oh!- And the football stadium...
0:03:57 > 0:03:58Anyone know?
0:03:58 > 0:04:00It was City Ground.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02Notts County... Nearly.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05So, five points scored.
0:04:05 > 0:04:09Come on, fellas. Could go 1-0 up here, come on.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12- Or not.- Yeah, or not!
0:04:15 > 0:04:16Ready? Here we go.
0:04:16 > 0:04:20James Vaughan took which record from James Milner by scoring against
0:04:20 > 0:04:22Crystal Palace in 2005?
0:04:22 > 0:04:24- Youngest ever goal-scorer.- Mm-hm.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Which two teams badges are mashed up here?
0:04:26 > 0:04:29- Brighton...- No.- Hull City?
0:04:29 > 0:04:32- Yes.- And The Swallows...
0:04:32 > 0:04:33Go on, quickly.
0:04:33 > 0:04:34- No?- No.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36- Erm...- No?- No.
0:04:36 > 0:04:40Which Irishman has scored the most Premier League own goals?
0:04:40 > 0:04:41- Richard Dunne.- Yes.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44Of the 49 clubs to have played in the Premier League,
0:04:44 > 0:04:45which of them is last alphabetically?
0:04:45 > 0:04:48Wigan, Watford, West Brom...
0:04:48 > 0:04:50Nope.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53- Wolves.- Yeah. Which Premier League ground is this?
0:04:53 > 0:04:55- Go on, boys.- Bournemouth. - Charlton Athletic.
0:04:55 > 0:05:00Yes. These three Premier League players all share surnames with jobs.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03Look at Spurs, jobs, right, Anthony...
0:05:03 > 0:05:08- Well, jobs... Surgeon...- Plummer...
0:05:08 > 0:05:09Yes.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11- Great shout!- Thank you.
0:05:12 > 0:05:13Bricklayer!
0:05:15 > 0:05:16Taxi driver.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18WHISTLE
0:05:23 > 0:05:26SPEECH DROWNED BY APPLAUSE
0:05:26 > 0:05:30- Gardener.- Oh, gardener! - Gardner! Anthony Gardner it was.
0:05:30 > 0:05:34Marcus Painter was the other one we were looking for.
0:05:34 > 0:05:38And it was Hull City and Cardiff City.
0:05:38 > 0:05:41Those are the ones we were looking for.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44Well, at the end of the opening round, Matt is on 5,
0:05:44 > 0:05:47Phil in front on 6.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50Got away with that.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59It's Sports Action time now and we have got some great goals for you.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01Watch closely.
0:06:01 > 0:06:05Oh, it's a deep cross towards Di Canio,
0:06:05 > 0:06:07what a shot!
0:06:07 > 0:06:10Yeboah here scored the second.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12Look at that! Look at that!
0:06:12 > 0:06:15..to Klinsmann. That's what they paid the money for,
0:06:15 > 0:06:18that's what the fans have been streaming up the motorway for.
0:06:25 > 0:06:29Chance for Collymore. He has won it!
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Kevin Keegan can't believe it.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35Two others up with him, Sturridge and Ward.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37The Costa Rican quite happy to run at the Manchester defence.
0:06:37 > 0:06:42But he has gone right through them, Wanchope, and he has scored!
0:06:42 > 0:06:43What a fantastic goal.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51Phillips! Brilliant! Brilliant!
0:06:53 > 0:06:55Now, here's Bergkamp, he has turned Dabizas!
0:06:55 > 0:06:57What a goal!
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Dempsey has had a long hard look at this.
0:06:59 > 0:07:00Here comes the American.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03He cannot do anything wrong at the moment.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09Breezes past a couple of defenders.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Here's Cantona...
0:07:12 > 0:07:14He's done it.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16You could watch that again.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18Can we?
0:07:20 > 0:07:21May not help.
0:07:21 > 0:07:25Matt, we're coming to you first. Which of these has scored the most
0:07:25 > 0:07:27Premier League goals in their career?
0:07:29 > 0:07:32Tony Yeboah, Jurgen Klinsmann or Mario Balotelli.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37OK. They weren't in the Premier League that long, were they?
0:07:38 > 0:07:43Any of them. We will go between Klinsmann and Tony Yeboah.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45I have seen more of his goals -
0:07:45 > 0:07:48been shown - than I have his goals.
0:07:48 > 0:07:49- Who are you going for?- Klinsmann.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52You're going for Jurgen Klinsmann, are you?
0:07:52 > 0:07:53- Interesting.- Let's have a look.
0:07:53 > 0:07:58Who has the most Premier League goals? It is Jurgen Klinsmann! You get the point, yes!
0:08:08 > 0:08:10As you get it right, you get a chance for a bonus point.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12Ooooh!
0:08:12 > 0:08:16Which team was Jurgen Klinsmann scoring against?
0:08:16 > 0:08:19- Sheffield Wednesday.- Is the right answer!
0:08:25 > 0:08:27Phil, which of these three has scored the most goals?
0:08:28 > 0:08:31Clint Dempsey, Gus Poyet or Paulo Wanchope.
0:08:31 > 0:08:35Right, just off the top of my
0:08:35 > 0:08:37head, I was going to think him.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40He scored a lot of goals for Chels.
0:08:40 > 0:08:41I'm going Clint Dempsey.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43He kept them up.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Scored a lot for Fulham.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48Scored basically every time for Fulham.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50- Happy with that?- Yeah.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53- Clint Dempsey.- Going with Dempsey...
0:08:53 > 0:08:55Let's have a look.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57- Yes!- Well done.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01I backed off, I backed off.
0:09:01 > 0:09:05Always scored for them. All-time record Premier League goal-scorer.
0:09:05 > 0:09:09For your bonus, which team was Clint Dempsey scoring against?
0:09:09 > 0:09:11It wasn't Man U, was it?
0:09:11 > 0:09:14I was thinking red...
0:09:14 > 0:09:16I was thinking perhaps red...
0:09:16 > 0:09:19I reckon it could have been Man U.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22- Yeah. Go on.- Manchester United.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25No, it wasn't, it was Sunderland.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29- Red, it was.- Red, yeah. - No bonus there.- Bad luck.
0:09:29 > 0:09:32Matt, which of these three have scored the most Premier League
0:09:32 > 0:09:34goals?
0:09:34 > 0:09:37Kevin Phillips, Dennis Bergkamp, Chris Sutton.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39Chris Sutton! Look at him!
0:09:41 > 0:09:43Goodness... Who's got the most goals?
0:09:44 > 0:09:46He won the Golden Boot.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49- Same year as you. Did he?- Same year as me.
0:09:49 > 0:09:50Same year as you?
0:09:50 > 0:09:53Did you win...? Just dropped that in!
0:09:53 > 0:09:56Just drop that in that you won Golden Boot...
0:09:56 > 0:09:59Don't tell everybody, don't tell everybody.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01"Sorry, yeah, I don't know anything about anyone, but..."
0:10:01 > 0:10:02HE CHUCKLES
0:10:02 > 0:10:04"..he won the Golden Boot the same year as me."
0:10:04 > 0:10:07LAUGHTER
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Is it just a freak coincidence
0:10:09 > 0:10:10you've got it with you in the dressing room?
0:10:10 > 0:10:13LAUGHTER
0:10:14 > 0:10:18- Who are you thinking of, Daws? - We'll go with Chris Sutton, Sue.
0:10:18 > 0:10:21- OK.- Wrong, wrong, wrong.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23Oh? "Wrong, wrong, wrong," you're saying over here?
0:10:23 > 0:10:25Well, no, no, not necessarily.
0:10:25 > 0:10:28- I just thought it might have been Kevin Phillips, that's all.- Yeah.
0:10:28 > 0:10:29It's a hard call, that.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31I think we would have gone Kevin Phillips if it...
0:10:31 > 0:10:33If it wasn't for the... SHE MOUTHS
0:10:33 > 0:10:35- If it wasn't for Dion. - LAUGHTER
0:10:35 > 0:10:36But, you know...
0:10:36 > 0:10:38And is Dion right?
0:10:38 > 0:10:40- No!- Oh-ho-ho!
0:10:41 > 0:10:45I think Kevin Phillips won the Golden Boot 2002...
0:10:45 > 0:10:462002!
0:10:46 > 0:10:48He's a good player, a very good player.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51Bad luck. No bonus question for you.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53Phil, finally, for your team,
0:10:53 > 0:10:56which of these has the most Premier League goals?
0:10:56 > 0:11:01- Stan Collymore, Paolo Di Canio, or Eric Cantona?- Crikey. Right.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03Yeah, we don't fancy Di Canio, do we?
0:11:03 > 0:11:05He's not scored as many goals as Eric Cantona, surely?
0:11:05 > 0:11:08- Surely not, no? - I'll just throw in there...
0:11:08 > 0:11:10I just wondered, because of, you know...
0:11:10 > 0:11:12Naturally, Dion playing at Manchester United,
0:11:12 > 0:11:16whether he played with the great Eric Cantona,
0:11:16 > 0:11:21and he said, "No, no, no, I think you'll find they bought Eric Cantona
0:11:21 > 0:11:22"because I was injured."
0:11:22 > 0:11:25LAUGHTER
0:11:25 > 0:11:27APPLAUSE
0:11:31 > 0:11:34Some would say that was a like-for-like replacement.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36- LAUGHTER - Others wouldn't.
0:11:39 > 0:11:41Oh, boys, what do we reckon?
0:11:41 > 0:11:43- It's got to be Stan, ain't it? - Got to be Stan, ain't it?
0:11:43 > 0:11:45Got to be Stan. I think it has. Got to be.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47Well, they're all nodding, which is a lie, I reckon.
0:11:47 > 0:11:50- LAUGHTER - Got to be.- Got to be.
0:11:50 > 0:11:54- I've got a fancy for Cantona. I've got a fancy for Cantona.- Have you?
0:11:54 > 0:11:57- Have you got a split decision on your team?- Yeah, we have.
0:11:57 > 0:11:58I'll... I'll...
0:11:58 > 0:12:01- Right, Captain's decision. - Go on. Of course.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03I'm going to go with Eric Cantona, Sue.
0:12:03 > 0:12:05- Oh, my goodness me. - Ooh! Split decision!
0:12:05 > 0:12:07Or was it Stan?
0:12:07 > 0:12:10It was Cantona!
0:12:10 > 0:12:12APPLAUSE
0:12:18 > 0:12:21And, for your final chance at a bonus point,
0:12:21 > 0:12:24Eric Cantona was scoring but who was passing to him?
0:12:24 > 0:12:25Brian McClair.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27- It was, yes!- Oh!
0:12:27 > 0:12:28APPLAUSE
0:12:30 > 0:12:32I've made it up. I've made up for it, I've made up for it.
0:12:35 > 0:12:36And, at the end of the round,
0:12:36 > 0:12:39Matt is on 7, Phil's team in front on 9.
0:12:39 > 0:12:43APPLAUSE
0:12:47 > 0:12:50It's time for a Top Ten now.
0:12:50 > 0:12:54- And, Phil, your team are up first - you have goalkeepers.- Oh.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56You have to name the ten goalkeepers
0:12:56 > 0:12:59that have the most Premier League clean sheets,
0:12:59 > 0:13:01- not including the current season. - Right, Seaman...
0:13:01 > 0:13:03There's a point for each correct answer
0:13:03 > 0:13:06but, if you get one wrong, you'll lose all of your points.
0:13:06 > 0:13:10- So, will you know when to stop? - Schmeichel...
0:13:10 > 0:13:12Have you got a definite that you want to start with?
0:13:12 > 0:13:15Yes, definite. Which one do we fancy definite?
0:13:15 > 0:13:17- Peter Schmeichel.- Schmeichel. - Schmeichel.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19- Going with...- Peter. - ..Peter Schmeichel.- Yeah.
0:13:19 > 0:13:20Is he on the list?
0:13:20 > 0:13:22- Oh!- Oh, my...! - AUDIENCE MURMURS
0:13:24 > 0:13:25LAUGHTER
0:13:25 > 0:13:28That's our banker?!
0:13:29 > 0:13:32Do you want to stop there, then? You got a point!
0:13:32 > 0:13:34Um... Cor.
0:13:34 > 0:13:35- David Seaman, Sue.- He's number one.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38Going with David Seaman. Let's have a look.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42- Oh!- He's there - that's fine. Another point scored.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44- Petr Cech.- Yeah? OK.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46Go for it. That was quick.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48That's the one, Darren - right at the top.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50- APPLAUSE - Who are we missing, then?
0:13:51 > 0:13:53David James is definitely...
0:13:53 > 0:13:55- Go on, mate, you said it. - David James?
0:13:55 > 0:13:56David James is...
0:13:58 > 0:14:00- ..number two on the list.- Yes.
0:14:00 > 0:14:01APPLAUSE
0:14:04 > 0:14:06Whoa, hold on a minute, hold on a minute!
0:14:06 > 0:14:08Peter Schmeichel's ten!
0:14:09 > 0:14:12- We going van der Sar? Van der Sar? - Definitely.- Definitely?
0:14:12 > 0:14:15- 100%.- Yeah.- Yeah?- Go on.
0:14:15 > 0:14:16Edwin van der Sar.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18You've got a worried captain there.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20- You've gone with van der Sar.- Yeah.
0:14:22 > 0:14:23Yes!
0:14:23 > 0:14:27APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH
0:14:28 > 0:14:31You've got five points, you don't have to go on.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33- Nigel Martyn, Sue.- Nigel Martyn?
0:14:34 > 0:14:36Yes!
0:14:36 > 0:14:38APPLAUSE
0:14:41 > 0:14:42So are you going on? Or are...?
0:14:42 > 0:14:45- I think we stick.- Bottle it?- Yeah. - Yeah.
0:14:45 > 0:14:47HE LAUGHS
0:14:47 > 0:14:49We are going to stick, Sue.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51OK. If you were going to go on?
0:14:51 > 0:14:53- We would have gone, perhaps... - Who would have been your first..?
0:14:53 > 0:14:56- Perhaps Pepe Reina or Tim...- Oh!
0:14:56 > 0:14:58That's a great shout.
0:14:58 > 0:14:59- Oh.- Great shout.
0:14:59 > 0:15:03- Tim Flowers.- Tim Flowers - if you'd have said Tim Flowers...- Yeah?
0:15:03 > 0:15:04..you would've lost six points.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06- Yeah. That's why we didn't say it. - No.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08LAUGHTER
0:15:08 > 0:15:10Who was your shout? Who do you think number three is?
0:15:10 > 0:15:11- Robinson.- Oh, Paul Robinson.
0:15:11 > 0:15:13Oh, Paul Robinson, Blackburn.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15- He is not on the list.- Oh?
0:15:15 > 0:15:16Let's have a look.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18Number nine first.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20- Brad Friedel.- Oh!
0:15:20 > 0:15:23Played for 700 games.
0:15:23 > 0:15:24Number eight.
0:15:25 > 0:15:27Tim Howard.
0:15:27 > 0:15:29Clean sheets?!
0:15:29 > 0:15:32Daws, you were never there!
0:15:32 > 0:15:36- Number six, you did mention. - Pepe Reina.- Pepe Reina.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38And number three -
0:15:38 > 0:15:39Mark Schwarzer.
0:15:40 > 0:15:43- Ah, well.- We'll take six.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45Six points scored. Very well done. Very well done.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47APPLAUSE
0:15:53 > 0:15:57OK, Matt, you have to name the ten teams
0:15:57 > 0:16:02that have lost over 240 games in the Premier League.
0:16:03 > 0:16:06Again, not including the current season.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08OK, are we then focusing on the teams
0:16:08 > 0:16:11that maybe have come up and gone back down?
0:16:11 > 0:16:12But have lost a load of them?
0:16:12 > 0:16:16- Yeah, but I think they're always up and down...- True, good shout.
0:16:16 > 0:16:21I like this. I think you're onto something there, and it's that area,
0:16:21 > 0:16:24- lower middle...- Palace.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26- Lower middle... - Palace have lost a lot of games.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28- Have they been in the league a lot? - Yeah.- Yeah.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30Palace?
0:16:30 > 0:16:33- OK, we're going to start with West Ham.- Are we?
0:16:33 > 0:16:35- Starting with West Ham.- Yeah.
0:16:35 > 0:16:36Are they on the list?
0:16:37 > 0:16:39Yes, they are. Well done.
0:16:39 > 0:16:42Is 240 number one or number ten?
0:16:42 > 0:16:45West Ham are over 330.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47- OK.- Yeah, this one.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49Sunderland.
0:16:49 > 0:16:50You're going for Sunderland.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54- Yes. OK.- What about Southampton?
0:16:54 > 0:16:55Southampton?
0:16:56 > 0:16:58- Yes!- Yes.
0:16:58 > 0:16:59Newcastle?
0:17:00 > 0:17:01Villa!
0:17:01 > 0:17:03Not when I was there.
0:17:03 > 0:17:06LAUGHTER
0:17:06 > 0:17:08Not when I was there.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10- No loyalties here - it's a quiz. - Not when I was there.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12Aston Villa. Surely.
0:17:12 > 0:17:15Been in it for every single year apart from this year. Got to be.
0:17:15 > 0:17:19- Aston Villa.- Is Aston Villa on the list?
0:17:19 > 0:17:20Ooh!
0:17:20 > 0:17:23Another one. It's Everton. It's Everton.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25Got to be.
0:17:25 > 0:17:28Everton have lost as many games as Aston Villa.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30They've been in there...
0:17:30 > 0:17:33They've been in the Premier League the whole way through,
0:17:33 > 0:17:36and they've been either mid-table, relegation battle,
0:17:36 > 0:17:38recently they've been scrapping to get... Know what I mean?
0:17:38 > 0:17:40Everton, it's got to be number one.
0:17:40 > 0:17:41Would we do that to you?
0:17:41 > 0:17:45- Yes, you would, yes, you would. That's exactly...- Oh, God! No way!
0:17:45 > 0:17:47- That's exactly what you would do. - LAUGHTER
0:17:47 > 0:17:50Let's see if Everton is on the list.
0:17:51 > 0:17:53APPLAUSE
0:17:53 > 0:17:55Yes!
0:17:57 > 0:18:00- Now, big question...- It is a big question, Sue.- You've got five.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02How confident are you to go on?
0:18:02 > 0:18:04Or are you going to take you five and run?
0:18:04 > 0:18:06I'm just thinking, there probably is one more.
0:18:08 > 0:18:09- Coventry.- Cov City.
0:18:11 > 0:18:12Cov City, yes.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14- Another one of your clubs.- Yes! - LAUGHTER
0:18:16 > 0:18:20- Didn't get the Golden Boot that year, did you?- No, I didn't.
0:18:20 > 0:18:21LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:18:23 > 0:18:27- We can't lose five points. - No, you'd be out of the game.
0:18:27 > 0:18:31Then, OK, we're going to freeze, but our next choice was Coventry City.
0:18:31 > 0:18:34If you had gone Coventry City,
0:18:34 > 0:18:37you would have lost five points.
0:18:37 > 0:18:42So, let's have a look. Number ten, just over 240.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44Liverpool.
0:18:44 > 0:18:48- Wow.- Interesting.- Number nine, I don't think you mentioned these.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51- Blackburn Rovers. - Ah! Never, in a million years.
0:18:51 > 0:18:55Number eight. Didn't mention this one.
0:18:55 > 0:18:56- Wow.- Wow.
0:18:56 > 0:19:00Number five, you almost went for.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04- Would've been the next one. - And number four?
0:19:04 > 0:19:05Spurs.
0:19:05 > 0:19:08So, with the scores standing at Matt on 12, Phil in front on 15,
0:19:08 > 0:19:11let's hand over to Conor, with the story of the match so far.
0:19:11 > 0:19:15Well, AFC Dawson, Sue, had to absorb a lot of early pressure there,
0:19:15 > 0:19:17but I think they rallied well towards the end of the first half.
0:19:17 > 0:19:19Bent and Le Saux got on the scoresheet
0:19:19 > 0:19:21very quickly for Tufnell Town,
0:19:21 > 0:19:24Bent showing some real precision, I thought, in front of goal
0:19:24 > 0:19:25with his Richard Dunne answer.
0:19:25 > 0:19:28The skipper of Tufnell Town showed all of his leadership qualities -
0:19:28 > 0:19:31he plumped for Dempsey and Cantona,
0:19:31 > 0:19:33keeping his side with their noses in front.
0:19:33 > 0:19:37But I think a real head-in-hands moment when Daws went with Dublin
0:19:37 > 0:19:41and opted for Sutton over Phillips, again, goal at his mercy.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43And I'm just going to bend down
0:19:43 > 0:19:46to pick up the name drop of the Golden Boot.
0:19:46 > 0:19:48- LAUGHTER - Tufnell nearly fell from grace
0:19:48 > 0:19:52as he went with Schmeichel in the first up of the Top Ten
0:19:52 > 0:19:54but his team, I think, steadies the ship,
0:19:54 > 0:19:55is the fairest way to say it.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57Alex Scott really started to come into her own
0:19:57 > 0:19:59towards the end of the half, in the Top Ten -
0:19:59 > 0:20:01couple of absolute screamers.
0:20:01 > 0:20:04And, despite the captain's allegiances to Everton,
0:20:04 > 0:20:06the team managed to secure five points.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08Conor McNamara!
0:20:08 > 0:20:09APPLAUSE
0:20:14 > 0:20:18OK, it is mystery guest time now.
0:20:18 > 0:20:22And we've raided the archives for four Premier League stars that have
0:20:22 > 0:20:24featured on the show.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26OK, teams, keep your eyes peeled.
0:21:23 > 0:21:26Oooh! Right.
0:21:26 > 0:21:32Daws, as you're trailing, you get to pick one of those first.
0:21:32 > 0:21:35- Ledley King.- You are correct.
0:21:35 > 0:21:38Yes! Well done. The Spurs defender, well done.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45- Phil?- I don't know if they'll get the last one.
0:21:45 > 0:21:47I'm not sure they'll get Shearer.
0:21:47 > 0:21:48Nah, they'll get him.
0:21:48 > 0:21:51It's definitely Shearer. Alan Shearer, Sue.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53You're going for Alan Shearer
0:21:53 > 0:21:56and you are right, yes!
0:21:56 > 0:21:58The league's all-time record goal-scorer.
0:22:03 > 0:22:06- Have you got them all?- We're not 100% sure on that one, are we?
0:22:07 > 0:22:09Your last guess.
0:22:09 > 0:22:11OK. We'll go with Tim Cahill.
0:22:11 > 0:22:13You're going with Tim Cahill?
0:22:13 > 0:22:17- Happy with that? Ooh, didn't have it.- Don't know.
0:22:17 > 0:22:19You are correct, yes!
0:22:19 > 0:22:21It was Tim Cahill.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28So, do you have the other one?
0:22:28 > 0:22:29Yeah. You've got it, mate.
0:22:29 > 0:22:32- Darren got it.- Jay-Jay Okocha?
0:22:32 > 0:22:35Yes, he's the fourth one, full house. Well done, well done.
0:22:40 > 0:22:42Well done to both teams in that round.
0:22:42 > 0:22:45Matt has moved onto 14, Phil still in front on 17.
0:22:54 > 0:22:57Well, now we're heading to the final stage of the match,
0:22:57 > 0:23:00it is the Sprint Finish and Matt is up first.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02Come on! Come on!
0:23:08 > 0:23:09All right.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13- Come on!- Here we go. Time starts now.
0:23:13 > 0:23:16Oh, the bottom three teams are in the...
0:23:16 > 0:23:18- Relegation zone.- Yes!
0:23:18 > 0:23:21Oh! Not Newcastle, Sunderland but the other one?
0:23:21 > 0:23:23- Middlesbrough.- Yes, yes!
0:23:23 > 0:23:28Oh, every certain parts of the year, year divided into 12.
0:23:28 > 0:23:30- Yes?- The year divided into 12.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32- Autumn, seasons!- Yeah...
0:23:32 > 0:23:33No! Divided by 12!
0:23:33 > 0:23:35- Oh, sorry, months, months!- Yes!
0:23:35 > 0:23:38- And that is scored. - The goal of the month!
0:23:38 > 0:23:39Yes, yeah, yeah!
0:23:39 > 0:23:41Oh, nickname for my team Everton.
0:23:41 > 0:23:43- Rubbish!- Yes! - Toffees!- Yes!
0:23:46 > 0:23:50Certain Man United manager would always have...
0:23:50 > 0:23:52- Fergie, Fergie time.- Correct. Er...
0:23:52 > 0:23:55Oh, I think Burnley play there.
0:23:55 > 0:23:56I think, do they?
0:23:56 > 0:23:59- No, move on. - What do you, not the grass...
0:23:59 > 0:24:00- Turf, turf...- Turf Moor!
0:24:00 > 0:24:01Yes!
0:24:01 > 0:24:05Oh, oh, very tall number four for Arsenal, scored...
0:24:05 > 0:24:07- Vieira.- John Adams!
0:24:07 > 0:24:09- Oh, um... Er...- Come on!
0:24:09 > 0:24:13A very nice tower in the north-west of England on the beach,
0:24:13 > 0:24:15lovely pier.
0:24:15 > 0:24:17- North!- A place, it's a place.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19Blackpool Tower, Blackpool Tower!
0:24:19 > 0:24:20Yes! Blackpool.
0:24:20 > 0:24:22Ooh! Er... Der-der-der, de-de-der-der-der,
0:24:22 > 0:24:25- de-de-de-der-der...- Morse code!
0:24:25 > 0:24:27- De-der-der-de-de-der!- Football!
0:24:27 > 0:24:30- At the end of Grandstand... - WHISTLE
0:24:37 > 0:24:39What was that?! What was that?
0:24:46 > 0:24:48Well done, skipper.
0:24:49 > 0:24:51Am I getting a bit too old?
0:24:53 > 0:24:56You were like, "What are you talking about right now?"
0:24:57 > 0:24:59The vidiprinter.
0:24:59 > 0:25:02- No idea.- What?- You don't know what vidiprinter is?
0:25:02 > 0:25:04No idea what that is.
0:25:04 > 0:25:09I think if you got "At the end of Grandstand" earlier that might be...
0:25:09 > 0:25:11- It did do that, didn't it? - Yeah.- Dee-dee-dee!
0:25:11 > 0:25:14- I got it straightaway.- I thought it was a fax machine at first.
0:25:14 > 0:25:16I was with you.
0:25:18 > 0:25:21Nickname for Everton, how could you do that?
0:25:21 > 0:25:24Sorry, sorry, sorry. Sorry, sorry. I apologise.
0:25:24 > 0:25:26Anyway, you scored a magnificent eight points.
0:25:26 > 0:25:27Well done.
0:25:34 > 0:25:36- OK, Tuffers, up you come. - Let's go, come on.
0:25:36 > 0:25:37Let's have it.
0:25:44 > 0:25:46OK, ready?
0:25:46 > 0:25:48- Yes.- Here we go.
0:25:48 > 0:25:49Oh, um... Oh, who...
0:25:49 > 0:25:51Oh, oh, Mourinho!
0:25:51 > 0:25:53- Jose!- No, it was his nickname!
0:25:53 > 0:25:55- Special One.- Special One. - Yes, yes, yes, yes.
0:25:55 > 0:25:58- Oh, they just got promoted. Blue and white stripes.- Brighton!
0:25:58 > 0:26:00- The other one.- Huddersfield.
0:26:00 > 0:26:01Yes, yes, yes.
0:26:01 > 0:26:05Oh, every Saturday night you watch...
0:26:05 > 0:26:06- Match Of The Day!- Correct!
0:26:06 > 0:26:08Centre half for Liverpool.
0:26:08 > 0:26:10Famous, played all the time!
0:26:10 > 0:26:12- SCOUSE ACCENT:- All right, mate, all right.
0:26:12 > 0:26:14- Carragher, Jamie Carragher. - Yes, yes!
0:26:14 > 0:26:16- Oh, what are...- Seagulls.
0:26:16 > 0:26:18- Yes!- Yes!
0:26:18 > 0:26:22- Keep going!- Not five, what's after that?
0:26:22 > 0:26:24- Ten!- Six.- Yes. And it's a dog.
0:26:26 > 0:26:28- It's a dog.- A dog?
0:26:28 > 0:26:30- Six pointer!- Yes!
0:26:32 > 0:26:34- Golden balls!- Becks!- Beckham!
0:26:34 > 0:26:35Yes!
0:26:35 > 0:26:37Could have been Dion.
0:26:37 > 0:26:39- Fulham play there!- Craven Cottage! - Yes! Yes!
0:26:39 > 0:26:41- Keep going.- What am I?
0:26:41 > 0:26:43What am I?
0:26:43 > 0:26:45Ostrich, ostrich!
0:26:45 > 0:26:46Swansea?
0:26:46 > 0:26:48Yes!
0:26:50 > 0:26:51Come on!
0:26:52 > 0:26:54I don't know. I put my foot in a... Arrrgh!
0:26:54 > 0:26:57- A boot!- No!
0:26:57 > 0:26:59WHISTLE
0:27:16 > 0:27:20How did you get Swansea from that?!
0:27:21 > 0:27:25Do you know what? The scary thing is I think I'm on his wavelength.
0:27:25 > 0:27:28We're worried for you.
0:27:28 > 0:27:29Six pointer, I mean...
0:27:29 > 0:27:31And it's a dog.
0:27:32 > 0:27:35- Arf, arf!- Did you actually point, as well, or not?
0:27:35 > 0:27:37I don't know!
0:27:39 > 0:27:41Oh, well, counting up the scores,
0:27:41 > 0:27:43you only missed out on one,
0:27:43 > 0:27:45you scored nine and you win the match!
0:27:45 > 0:27:48CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:27:57 > 0:27:59What a great match that was -
0:27:59 > 0:28:02competitive throughout, just like the Premier League.
0:28:02 > 0:28:06And if you want to see Conor's post-match interviews
0:28:06 > 0:28:07you can by going online.
0:28:07 > 0:28:10I have a feeling the Golden Boot might get another mention.
0:28:10 > 0:28:13But thank you so much to all of our guests for joining us
0:28:13 > 0:28:14and thank you for joining us at home.
0:28:14 > 0:28:16We'll see you again soon, bye-bye!