Episode 1

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05Last year, eight celebrities joined forces

0:00:05 > 0:00:08with the UK's greatest darts champions

0:00:08 > 0:00:11to take on the ultimate challenge.

0:00:11 > 0:00:13Yes!

0:00:14 > 0:00:19The champions - Martin Wolfie Adams and Lee Mack!

0:00:19 > 0:00:20There were highs.

0:00:22 > 0:00:24Yes! Oh!

0:00:25 > 0:00:28There were lows.

0:00:28 > 0:00:29AUDIENCE GROANS

0:00:29 > 0:00:31Richard, that's pointless.

0:00:33 > 0:00:35And now it's back.

0:00:42 > 0:00:45Eight more celebrities will step up to the oche

0:00:45 > 0:00:49to test their nerve, their steel, their fortitude,

0:00:49 > 0:00:53as they stretch every sinew to see if they have what it takes

0:00:53 > 0:00:55to be a darts champion.

0:00:56 > 0:01:01So grab your arrows and let's play darts for Sport Relief!

0:01:01 > 0:01:03CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:01:32 > 0:01:36Hello and welcome to Let's Play Darts For Sport Relief.

0:01:36 > 0:01:38We're back at the home of darts,

0:01:38 > 0:01:40the legendary Lakeside, Frimley Green,

0:01:40 > 0:01:43for what promises to be a fantastic tournament

0:01:43 > 0:01:45all in aid of Sport Relief.

0:01:45 > 0:01:48Stars from the world of comedy, entertainment and sport

0:01:48 > 0:01:51have each been teamed up with a darting legend

0:01:51 > 0:01:53and together they'll do battle

0:01:53 > 0:01:56in a nerve-shattering knockout competition,

0:01:56 > 0:01:57but just one pair will be crowned

0:01:57 > 0:02:00the Let's Play Darts For Sports Relief champions.

0:02:00 > 0:02:04And this tournament is all about big scores and big laughs.

0:02:04 > 0:02:05Think of it as tonnes of fun.

0:02:05 > 0:02:08There'll also be lots of chances for you to get involved

0:02:08 > 0:02:10and raise lots of money for Sport Relief, too.

0:02:10 > 0:02:14So let's have a look at this year's players and the tournament draw.

0:02:14 > 0:02:16There it is, our runners and riders.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18Some are going to hit the heights,

0:02:18 > 0:02:20some might end up hitting the lights,

0:02:20 > 0:02:21but don't worry, we are insured.

0:02:21 > 0:02:24The first quarterfinal is about to get under way.

0:02:24 > 0:02:26It's Greg Davies and Wolfie Adams

0:02:26 > 0:02:29versus Jordan Stephens and Anastasia Dobromyslova.

0:02:29 > 0:02:31I'm going to say hi properly in a moment, guys,

0:02:31 > 0:02:35but, first, let's find out a little bit more about each team.

0:02:35 > 0:02:38MUSIC: How You Like Me Now? By The Heavy

0:03:00 > 0:03:04WOLF HOWLS

0:03:04 > 0:03:07He does! That's it!

0:03:12 > 0:03:14GUNSHOTS

0:03:21 > 0:03:25MUSIC: Go by The Chemical Brothers ft Q-Tip

0:03:30 > 0:03:32# Get down with the trumpets... #

0:03:39 > 0:03:42SAXOPHONE SOLO PLAYS FROM Careless Whisper by George Michael

0:04:06 > 0:04:09And here they are, our first quarterfinalists.

0:04:09 > 0:04:14I'm so thrilled to have you all here kicking us off this year.

0:04:14 > 0:04:17Greg, you're looking a little bit apprehensive, a little bit...

0:04:17 > 0:04:21- I don't feel it, Gabby.- No? - I don't feel it. I feel focused.

0:04:21 > 0:04:25This is the end of a 32-year ambition for me.

0:04:25 > 0:04:27I know why I'm here anyway. It's not about the darts.

0:04:27 > 0:04:30I'm just a bit of eye candy for the ladies.

0:04:30 > 0:04:32WHOOPING

0:04:32 > 0:04:34Jordan, you're, you know, the fresh blood coming in here

0:04:34 > 0:04:37that we're relying on to kind of shake this thing up and...

0:04:37 > 0:04:41Yeah, I think it's just like... I'm really all about the walk-on.

0:04:41 > 0:04:43Do you know what I mean?

0:04:43 > 0:04:45Like, just been really focusing on...like, the outfit.

0:04:45 > 0:04:48It's all about the darts for me, it's not about the walk-on.

0:04:48 > 0:04:51- No, for me, it's the walk-on. Definitely the walk-on.- Oh, thanks!

0:04:51 > 0:04:53And the darts! And the darts.

0:04:53 > 0:04:56And the darts.

0:04:56 > 0:04:59- It's all about the walk-on - and the darts!- Yeah.

0:04:59 > 0:05:00Any final words, Greg?

0:05:00 > 0:05:04I always, just before the match, take my underpants off.

0:05:04 > 0:05:05CROWD: Ooooh!

0:05:05 > 0:05:06Did you know about this, Martin?

0:05:06 > 0:05:08I didn't, that's a revelation, that one.

0:05:08 > 0:05:11It's a shame, Martin, because you'll have to help me.

0:05:11 > 0:05:13I can't do it... I can't do it alone.

0:05:13 > 0:05:15Right, OK, guys, I'm sure you've all got the rituals

0:05:15 > 0:05:18that you want to go through, whether it's ripping off underwear

0:05:18 > 0:05:21or just, you know, kissing your darts, whatever it is,

0:05:21 > 0:05:23you go, get ready,

0:05:23 > 0:05:27get yourselves into the right frame of mind for a fantastic competition.

0:05:27 > 0:05:29Let's go and kiss our darts, man.

0:05:29 > 0:05:31And we wish you the very best of luck.

0:05:31 > 0:05:34So, here it is, the first quarterfinal.

0:05:34 > 0:05:37It's time now to hand you over to our master of ceremonies,

0:05:37 > 0:05:38Little Richard Ashdown,

0:05:38 > 0:05:42who's waiting to introduce the players on to the Lakeside stage.

0:05:42 > 0:05:44Let's play darts for Sport Relief!

0:05:46 > 0:05:50The wolf is at the door and it's time to let him in.

0:05:50 > 0:05:53Yes, it's the three-time world champion

0:05:53 > 0:05:56and one of the sport's all-time greats.

0:05:56 > 0:05:59It's Wolfie, Martin Adams!

0:06:02 > 0:06:04WOLF HOWLS

0:06:08 > 0:06:11MUSIC: Hungry Like the Wolf by Duran Duran

0:06:11 > 0:06:16# I'm on the hunt I'm after you... #

0:06:17 > 0:06:18Thank you!

0:06:18 > 0:06:24# Lost and I'm found And I'm hungry like the wolf... #

0:06:25 > 0:06:26Thank you!

0:06:28 > 0:06:31# I'm on the hunt I'm after you

0:06:31 > 0:06:34# Mouth is alive with juices like wine

0:06:34 > 0:06:40# And I'm hungry like the wolf... #

0:06:40 > 0:06:45He's a giant of comedy, star of The Inbetweeners and Man Down.

0:06:45 > 0:06:48Please welcome him in from the cold.

0:06:48 > 0:06:53It's Greg "The Abominable Throw Man" Davies.

0:06:53 > 0:06:55MUSIC: Cold As Ice by MOP

0:06:58 > 0:07:02# Cold as ice

0:07:04 > 0:07:10# You're as cold as ice Willing to sacrifice

0:07:10 > 0:07:14# You're as cold as ice Willing to sacrifice

0:07:15 > 0:07:20# You're as cold as ice Willing to sacrifice

0:07:21 > 0:07:25# You're as cold as ice Willing to sacrifice

0:07:27 > 0:07:31# You're as cold as ice Willing to sacrifice

0:07:32 > 0:07:36# You're as cold as ice Willing to sacrifice. #

0:07:36 > 0:07:41She's a Lakeside favourite and a former women's world champion.

0:07:41 > 0:07:44All the way from Russia with love,

0:07:44 > 0:07:49it's Anastasia Dobromyslova!

0:07:49 > 0:07:52MUSIC: Bring Me to Life by Evanescence

0:07:52 > 0:07:54- # Wake me up inside - Save me

0:07:54 > 0:07:59# Call my name and save me from the dark

0:07:59 > 0:08:04# Bid my blood to run Before I come undone

0:08:04 > 0:08:10- # Save me - Save me from the nothing I've become

0:08:10 > 0:08:16# Now that I know what I'm without... #

0:08:20 > 0:08:25He's one half of Rizzle Kicks and a chart-topping prince of pop.

0:08:25 > 0:08:32Ladies of Lakeside, go wild for Jordan "The Dart Breaker" Stephens!

0:08:32 > 0:08:35MUSIC: Heartbreaker by Mariah Carey ft Jay-Z

0:08:35 > 0:08:40# But I just keep on comin' back incessantly

0:08:40 > 0:08:45# Oh, why did you have to run your game on me?

0:08:45 > 0:08:49# I should have known right from the start

0:08:49 > 0:08:51# You'd go and break my heart

0:08:51 > 0:08:53# Gimme your love, gimme your love

0:08:53 > 0:08:55# Gimme your love, gimme your love

0:08:55 > 0:08:57# Gimme your love, gimme your love

0:08:57 > 0:09:00# Gimme your love, gimme your love

0:09:00 > 0:09:02# Gimme your love, gimme your love

0:09:02 > 0:09:05# Gimme your love, gimme your love

0:09:05 > 0:09:07# Gimme your love, gimme your love

0:09:07 > 0:09:10# Gimme your love Gimme your love. #

0:09:10 > 0:09:13Let's go straight across to our commentary team,

0:09:13 > 0:09:15Tony Green and Vassos Alexander,

0:09:15 > 0:09:18who are joined by last year's semifinalist, Richard Osman.

0:09:18 > 0:09:21Vassos, what do you make of the teams in this first match?

0:09:21 > 0:09:25Well, Gabby, we have six world titles up on that stage.

0:09:25 > 0:09:27We also have two unknown quantities,

0:09:27 > 0:09:28of course we do,

0:09:28 > 0:09:31and Richard and Tony and I,

0:09:31 > 0:09:32we can't wait.

0:09:32 > 0:09:35Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, it's the best of nine legs.

0:09:35 > 0:09:38First leg, it's Jordan to throw first.

0:09:38 > 0:09:39Game on!

0:09:39 > 0:09:41CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:09:43 > 0:09:45So we're underway.

0:09:45 > 0:09:48Let's play darts for Sport Relief, let's do this.

0:09:48 > 0:09:50Yeah, bang on.

0:09:50 > 0:09:53Oh, great, this is.

0:09:53 > 0:09:54Oh, well.

0:09:58 > 0:10:01That's my age! I was doing that just for my age.

0:10:01 > 0:10:02Right, you throw 108.

0:10:13 > 0:10:18- Those darts know they've been thrown, don't they?- They sure do.

0:10:18 > 0:10:20They'll have to be retired after this game. Put out to stud.

0:10:23 > 0:10:25And Martin was pleased with it.

0:10:36 > 0:10:39Taking chunks out of 501

0:10:39 > 0:10:43and then you must finish on the double to win the leg.

0:10:48 > 0:10:51So, with the ice broken and the nerves settled,

0:10:51 > 0:10:54let's pick up the action later on in the first leg,

0:10:54 > 0:10:56with Jordan requiring 85.

0:11:01 > 0:11:03Well, 18 would leave the bull's-eye.

0:11:03 > 0:11:06Oh, that's not the one I wanted.

0:11:06 > 0:11:09- Take it out!- Can we have... No?

0:11:09 > 0:11:11Can't now finish.

0:11:12 > 0:11:15Oh, bad luck. It was good but not good enough!

0:11:15 > 0:11:19- Unlucky, son, he went for it. - Here we go. The double 8 is quaking.

0:11:19 > 0:11:21I'm happy with that!

0:11:23 > 0:11:24Come on, Greg.

0:11:26 > 0:11:28LAUGHTER

0:11:28 > 0:11:29Go on!

0:11:31 > 0:11:34Oh, yes! Oh, how about that!

0:11:36 > 0:11:39- Nails it.- Cold as ice!

0:11:41 > 0:11:43Brilliant.

0:11:43 > 0:11:46Look at them, you'd think they'd won the match!

0:11:46 > 0:11:47It's only one!

0:11:48 > 0:11:51Greg and Martin take the first leg.

0:11:51 > 0:11:53Let's rejoin the action in the second leg,

0:11:53 > 0:11:56with Jordan at the oche trailing by 60.

0:12:00 > 0:12:02AUDIENCE CHEERS

0:12:05 > 0:12:07That's the fan club.

0:12:19 > 0:12:21Not on a finish yet, though.

0:12:23 > 0:12:25170 is the highest possible checkout.

0:12:25 > 0:12:28Two treble 20s and then a bull's-eye.

0:12:31 > 0:12:34You can finish on the bull's-eye or any of the doubles.

0:12:34 > 0:12:37You can't finish on that green bit in the middle of the board,

0:12:37 > 0:12:40the half bull, as they call it, worth 25 points.

0:12:46 > 0:12:48Greg describes his throwing style

0:12:48 > 0:12:51as an overweight man trying to stop himself from falling over.

0:12:53 > 0:12:56It's more angry man throwing things hard.

0:12:59 > 0:13:01At the moment, it's mighty effective.

0:13:01 > 0:13:02This is helpful.

0:13:06 > 0:13:08- Yeah, well done.- Great darts.

0:13:11 > 0:13:15So it can be done if he starts with a treble 20,

0:13:15 > 0:13:19which he has. Treble 17 for double 18.

0:13:19 > 0:13:20Oh, dear!

0:13:23 > 0:13:24Oops!

0:13:24 > 0:13:25Treble 15 would leave tops.

0:13:29 > 0:13:30Started off so well!

0:13:34 > 0:13:36Smiling away, but can finish.

0:13:38 > 0:13:4016 leaves the bull.

0:13:43 > 0:13:45Oh!

0:13:47 > 0:13:49It's a big disadvantage being as tall as Greg

0:13:49 > 0:13:50or as tall as me playing darts.

0:13:50 > 0:13:52You're throwing down all the time.

0:13:52 > 0:13:54I think you're supposed to be eye-level with the treble 20,

0:13:54 > 0:13:56is, I think, the perfect height,

0:13:56 > 0:13:59and me and Greg are eye-level with virtually the ceiling.

0:14:01 > 0:14:02There's the one!

0:14:04 > 0:14:06There's the board!

0:14:08 > 0:14:10That's good darts.

0:14:10 > 0:14:12Four.

0:14:14 > 0:14:15Oh, dear!

0:14:19 > 0:14:22Traditionally, a 9, double 8.

0:14:22 > 0:14:23There is the 9.

0:14:23 > 0:14:269 scored. 16 left. Double 8.

0:14:26 > 0:14:29- Come on, Jordan. - The ref's helping him!

0:14:29 > 0:14:31Greg hit it. How are you feeling, Jordan?

0:14:31 > 0:14:35- Oh, yes!- How about that!

0:14:39 > 0:14:411-1...!

0:14:41 > 0:14:45Showing the pros how it's done!

0:14:45 > 0:14:48- We've all fallen on the floor in the comm box.- Beautiful!

0:14:51 > 0:14:53So, to the third leg now,

0:14:53 > 0:14:57with Wolfie at the oche in the lead by three points.

0:14:57 > 0:14:59This is good.

0:14:59 > 0:15:02It is now. Leaving his partner...

0:15:02 > 0:15:05CHEERING

0:15:07 > 0:15:0933 left.

0:15:09 > 0:15:12The first maximum of the match,

0:15:12 > 0:15:15and that gets them howling at Lakeside.

0:15:18 > 0:15:19Throwing darts. Oh.

0:15:21 > 0:15:23OK, he we go.

0:15:25 > 0:15:28- I know you'd know that. - I'll probably miss one.

0:15:30 > 0:15:31OK, Greg.

0:15:32 > 0:15:34Oh.

0:15:34 > 0:15:3713 left, 5, he can do a 5. Leave double 4.

0:15:37 > 0:15:41- AUDIENCE MEMBER SHOUTS - Shut up!

0:15:41 > 0:15:444. Double 2.

0:15:44 > 0:15:46Double 2.

0:15:46 > 0:15:48Go on, Greg. Oh!

0:15:50 > 0:15:51So close.

0:15:51 > 0:15:56Martin will be back. Stephens and Dobromyslova back on 175.

0:15:58 > 0:16:00This, this is good here.

0:16:01 > 0:16:06Andy Fordham's back. We can't wait to see him on that stage.

0:16:07 > 0:16:12Two 16s to go ahead in the match. It's a good marker.

0:16:12 > 0:16:14- AUDIENCE:- Oooh! - LAUGHTER

0:16:19 > 0:16:22Yes!

0:16:23 > 0:16:25To Martin and Greg.

0:16:31 > 0:16:34So, Wolfie and Greg regain their lead.

0:16:34 > 0:16:39Here's the next leg with Anastasia at the oche, trailing by 115 points.

0:16:39 > 0:16:43We talk about what it's like for the celebrity players but, actually,

0:16:43 > 0:16:47for the pros as well, this is an entirely different kettle of fish.

0:16:47 > 0:16:51They're not used to people calling out when they're in mid throw.

0:16:51 > 0:16:52Greg, you require 119.

0:16:52 > 0:16:54Yeah, like that's going to happen(!)

0:16:55 > 0:16:58119 the shot.

0:17:01 > 0:17:03Well, should have gone for 19s, really.

0:17:06 > 0:17:09Yeah, I think the pros find it nerve-racking in a very

0:17:09 > 0:17:10different way to...

0:17:10 > 0:17:13They know it's a different audience watching as well and they want

0:17:13 > 0:17:15to impress, they want to show people what darts is all about.

0:17:15 > 0:17:17You know that people like Wolfie as well,

0:17:17 > 0:17:20they love the game so much, they want to show people their skill

0:17:20 > 0:17:23and the fun that they have and it's very nerve-racking for them.

0:17:23 > 0:17:24Oh, no.

0:17:25 > 0:17:28Oh, no, just either side of what I want.

0:17:28 > 0:17:30Aw. 6. Yes.

0:17:32 > 0:17:34So you're even.

0:17:34 > 0:17:36At six darts, if they need them.

0:17:36 > 0:17:39- Triple 90.- From 97.

0:17:40 > 0:17:45Treble 18. Would have left double 12, but 20.

0:17:45 > 0:17:48Anastasia, you require...lots.

0:17:49 > 0:17:51- Yes.- A miracle.

0:17:57 > 0:17:59Help yourself, Greg, straight in.

0:18:01 > 0:18:04Here we go. Top of the shot

0:18:04 > 0:18:05for a 3-1 lead.

0:18:12 > 0:18:13Oh, yes.

0:18:18 > 0:18:21That one went so hard, he might have trouble removing it.

0:18:27 > 0:18:30Never in doubt.

0:18:30 > 0:18:32The Phenomenal Snowman, Greg Davies.

0:18:34 > 0:18:38Anastasia and Jordan took the next leg, to go 3-2.

0:18:38 > 0:18:40We rejoin the action in the sixth leg,

0:18:40 > 0:18:42as they look to pull back to 3-3.

0:18:45 > 0:18:47How would you approach 122, Richard?

0:18:47 > 0:18:49Double 61.

0:18:52 > 0:18:54Yeah, good dart.

0:18:54 > 0:18:55Yeah, that's nice.

0:19:03 > 0:19:06< Er, triple 20.

0:19:06 > 0:19:08- Oh, no.- No, no.

0:19:08 > 0:19:11I'll tell you what, here's a moment in the match...

0:19:11 > 0:19:14If Martin can take out 72...

0:19:16 > 0:19:18..treble 20, double 6 is the shot.

0:19:20 > 0:19:2120 for tops now.

0:19:22 > 0:19:26Tops for a two-leg lead and to move to within one of the final,

0:19:26 > 0:19:28and he pulled it.

0:19:28 > 0:19:29Interesting, that.

0:19:29 > 0:19:32That was nerves, pure and simple,

0:19:32 > 0:19:35from the three-time world champion.

0:19:35 > 0:19:3620.

0:19:38 > 0:19:40Double top.

0:19:40 > 0:19:41Yes!

0:19:44 > 0:19:48Oh, dear. What a dart.

0:19:51 > 0:19:54Jordan in some danger of getting into the second round here.

0:19:54 > 0:19:57So the match is locked at three legs all

0:19:57 > 0:20:00and, remember, it's the first to five that goes through.

0:20:00 > 0:20:04We rejoin the action in the seventh leg, with Greg and Wolfie behind

0:20:04 > 0:20:07and desperate not to lose three legs in a row.

0:20:11 > 0:20:13Pulled it, 12,

0:20:13 > 0:20:15so a shot.

0:20:15 > 0:20:1762.

0:20:20 > 0:20:23- Come on, Anastasia.- That way.

0:20:23 > 0:20:24LAUGHTER

0:20:24 > 0:20:26Ladies before gentlemen.

0:20:36 > 0:20:39Double 16 she needs for a 4-3 lead.

0:20:41 > 0:20:43Wasn't far away.

0:20:43 > 0:20:45But, but, but.

0:20:48 > 0:20:50Tops for Martin Adams,

0:20:50 > 0:20:53double 10, needs this.

0:20:53 > 0:20:54Gets it!

0:20:54 > 0:20:57CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:20:57 > 0:20:58That's why he's the champion.

0:20:58 > 0:21:00Make no mistake,

0:21:00 > 0:21:01he was feeling that.

0:21:01 > 0:21:04There was pressure on that double 10.

0:21:05 > 0:21:08Greg and Wolfie just one leg away, then.

0:21:08 > 0:21:09Here's the eighth.

0:21:09 > 0:21:13We join it with Martin to throw with a 62-point lead.

0:21:21 > 0:21:24Oooh, yes.

0:21:24 > 0:21:26APPLAUSE

0:21:29 > 0:21:32And they're 54 points away from the semifinals.

0:21:33 > 0:21:36And they will have six darts, if they need them,

0:21:36 > 0:21:39to get those 54 points.

0:21:39 > 0:21:41Go on, Greg.

0:21:42 > 0:21:44Be nice if Greg could do it.

0:21:45 > 0:21:47Treble 18, treble 6.

0:21:47 > 0:21:4818 scored, you've got.

0:21:49 > 0:21:5136 left.

0:21:51 > 0:21:52Double 18.

0:21:55 > 0:21:57Double 9.

0:21:59 > 0:22:00Ooooh!

0:22:04 > 0:22:08- Not far away with either of those darts.- Was pretty good.

0:22:08 > 0:22:10But they will be back.

0:22:10 > 0:22:14- Martin will look at- 9. Yes! Whoo!

0:22:14 > 0:22:16Yes!

0:22:17 > 0:22:18Yes!

0:22:18 > 0:22:21Oh, dear, still not on a finish.

0:22:22 > 0:22:24This might be it.

0:22:24 > 0:22:27That might be the last three darts

0:22:27 > 0:22:29of Jordan and Anastasia.

0:22:29 > 0:22:31Double 4 for Martin Adams!

0:22:31 > 0:22:32CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:22:32 > 0:22:35No mistake from the three-time world champion.

0:22:35 > 0:22:38Greg and Martin go through

0:22:38 > 0:22:40and we say a fond farewell

0:22:40 > 0:22:43to Jordan and Anastasia.

0:22:43 > 0:22:46They go out, but we had a lot of fun with them along the way.

0:22:48 > 0:22:51In just a moment I'll be getting all the reaction from the players.

0:22:51 > 0:22:55But let's not forget we're all here to raise money for Sport Relief.

0:22:55 > 0:22:57Jason Manford went to Ghana to see

0:22:57 > 0:22:59how your money can make a difference.

0:23:00 > 0:23:02This bus terminal in northern Ghana

0:23:02 > 0:23:05is a workplace for hundreds of children living on the streets,

0:23:05 > 0:23:08who scrape a living carrying bags for passengers.

0:23:10 > 0:23:12I mean, these kids look like they're from the age of six -

0:23:12 > 0:23:14five, six, something like that.

0:23:14 > 0:23:16Just seems so frenetic,

0:23:16 > 0:23:19and imagine this every day.

0:23:20 > 0:23:23And that's what 12-year-old Elijah has to face.

0:23:23 > 0:23:26He's lived on the streets for the last four years.

0:23:26 > 0:23:27Where do you stay at night?

0:23:33 > 0:23:35What's that like? Is that scary, to sleep there at night?

0:23:50 > 0:23:51Wow.

0:23:53 > 0:23:55Where are your parents? Where are your mother and father?

0:24:03 > 0:24:06'Elijah's story is heartbreaking,'

0:24:06 > 0:24:08but there is hope.

0:24:08 > 0:24:11A Sport Relief project that you support gets children

0:24:11 > 0:24:13off the streets, into education,

0:24:13 > 0:24:16and gives them a chance to be kids again.

0:24:16 > 0:24:19So children like Elijah will know that they matter.

0:24:21 > 0:24:23It's 9 o'clock. If I was at home,

0:24:23 > 0:24:26my kids would be in bed in a warm, safe room.

0:24:27 > 0:24:30That's not what Elijah's going to get tonight.

0:24:33 > 0:24:36Please, help get children like Elijah off the streets

0:24:36 > 0:24:38and into a safe place.

0:25:02 > 0:25:04Your support really can change lives,

0:25:04 > 0:25:06so please give what you can.

0:25:06 > 0:25:09Now I'm joined by Greg Davies and Wolfie Adams,

0:25:09 > 0:25:12and Jordan Stephens and Anastasia Dobromyslova,

0:25:12 > 0:25:15plus our resident expert, Tony O'Shea.

0:25:15 > 0:25:18Guys, it really was a cracker.

0:25:18 > 0:25:21It's caused you to sweat a little, I've noticed there, Greg.

0:25:21 > 0:25:23That's not what's caused me to sweat.

0:25:23 > 0:25:25That's years of over-eating, Gabby.

0:25:25 > 0:25:27LAUGHTER

0:25:27 > 0:25:29Let's take it right back to the beginning.

0:25:29 > 0:25:32The styling it out as they took to the stage

0:25:32 > 0:25:34was something to behold.

0:25:34 > 0:25:37We had the ice-cool Greg.

0:25:37 > 0:25:39How proud are you of that moment in your career?

0:25:39 > 0:25:41LAUGHTER

0:25:41 > 0:25:43Less proud than I thought I would be.

0:25:43 > 0:25:45LAUGHTER

0:25:45 > 0:25:48And we thought perhaps that couldn't be surpassed,

0:25:48 > 0:25:51and then, Jordan, you came out.

0:25:51 > 0:25:55- Bit of Maria.- Wearing something from the Golden Girls circa 1986.

0:25:55 > 0:25:57LAUGHTER

0:25:57 > 0:26:00- I don't know, I... - No, that's all right.- It's tight,

0:26:00 > 0:26:03- but I think you might have just won that particular battle.- Yeah!

0:26:03 > 0:26:05And yet, here I am,

0:26:05 > 0:26:09- sitting here. Life is cruel. - LAUGHTER

0:26:09 > 0:26:12Tony, just a quick word from you on what you saw out there.

0:26:12 > 0:26:14I was certainly impressed with the walk-ons.

0:26:14 > 0:26:17I mean, I think it took them two legs to calm down after them.

0:26:17 > 0:26:20I mean, that's a really bad start to a darts commentary, isn't it?

0:26:20 > 0:26:22"I was impressed with the walk-ons."

0:26:22 > 0:26:23LAUGHTER

0:26:23 > 0:26:26But after that, great fight, that.

0:26:26 > 0:26:29Anna finished a couple of nice finishes there.

0:26:29 > 0:26:32But it wasn't enough from Jordan. That comeback would've been brilliant.

0:26:32 > 0:26:34OK, well, let's have a look at some of the best bits,

0:26:34 > 0:26:37because we loved that checkout in the first leg, Greg.

0:26:37 > 0:26:40I mean, do you know what a dream this is?

0:26:40 > 0:26:42Look at the surprise. I'm trying to style it out.

0:26:42 > 0:26:44I can't believe it.

0:26:44 > 0:26:47Inside I'm going, "No, no!"

0:26:47 > 0:26:50Jordan, we just want to have a little look, a closer look -

0:26:50 > 0:26:53I'm not sure if you're aware of what you do with your mouth.

0:26:53 > 0:26:56Oh, no, it's not my tongue? Please don't say my tongue's out.

0:26:56 > 0:26:58LAUGHTER

0:26:59 > 0:27:02Yo, that's exactly what I didn't want to happen!

0:27:02 > 0:27:03I said to my friends, I was like,

0:27:03 > 0:27:06"I'm not very good at darts, right, so what I've got to do

0:27:06 > 0:27:08- "is look really cool." - LAUGHTER

0:27:08 > 0:27:10- And I didn't do it.- Anastasia, you looked like you were having fun

0:27:10 > 0:27:13out there. What did you make of Jordan's performance?

0:27:13 > 0:27:16Oh, definitely, it was awesome, especially second leg

0:27:16 > 0:27:17when he checked out.

0:27:17 > 0:27:20I just wanted to kiss him. I was like, "Oh, yeah!"

0:27:20 > 0:27:21If only you'd known, Jordan!

0:27:21 > 0:27:23LAUGHTER

0:27:23 > 0:27:26If I'd known that, then a couple of other legs...

0:27:26 > 0:27:28Did you want to kiss ME at any point, Martin?

0:27:28 > 0:27:30- No. - LAUGHTER

0:27:30 > 0:27:31I've got to be honest, but no.

0:27:31 > 0:27:34Guys, thank you so much for getting us going

0:27:34 > 0:27:38- in such magnificent style and for being such great sports. - Well, we had a great time.

0:27:38 > 0:27:40- Yes, unlucky. - Thank you, thank you, cheers.

0:27:40 > 0:27:44So ice-cool Greg and Wolfie have booked themselves a place

0:27:44 > 0:27:47in the semifinals, leaving Jordan and Anastasia out in the cold.

0:27:47 > 0:27:48I like that, good.

0:27:48 > 0:27:50Who will they face in that semifinal?

0:27:50 > 0:27:52In just a moment we'll find out.

0:27:52 > 0:27:55But first, it's not just the players here at Lakeside

0:27:55 > 0:27:57who've joined our celebrity FLIGHT club.

0:27:57 > 0:27:59Two more wanted a piece of the darts action

0:27:59 > 0:28:01and got more than they bargained for

0:28:01 > 0:28:04in the Let's Play Darts Extreme Darts Challenge.

0:28:04 > 0:28:05Take a look.

0:28:10 > 0:28:15Chris Robshaw, international rugby star, 29,

0:28:15 > 0:28:19versus Johnny Vegas, comedian, 45.

0:28:23 > 0:28:25Let's...

0:28:25 > 0:28:27play...

0:28:29 > 0:28:30..darts.

0:28:31 > 0:28:33Why not?

0:28:35 > 0:28:38Players must throw all three darts at the same time.

0:28:40 > 0:28:4111 and 19.

0:28:43 > 0:28:455 and 20.

0:28:45 > 0:28:48Oh, falling apart when I do darts on telly!

0:28:48 > 0:28:49Robshaw leads.

0:28:53 > 0:28:56Three darts. Standard scoring. Swinging board.

0:28:56 > 0:28:58This next one, the swaying one,

0:28:58 > 0:29:02- I should have an advantage, cos that's how I go through life. - CHRIS LAUGHS

0:29:03 > 0:29:043.

0:29:05 > 0:29:0719.

0:29:08 > 0:29:09Hey, well, you hit it.

0:29:11 > 0:29:13Oh, God!

0:29:13 > 0:29:1410.

0:29:14 > 0:29:1510.

0:29:15 > 0:29:17Makes your eyes go funny.

0:29:17 > 0:29:19Robshaw leads.

0:29:22 > 0:29:25Ten seconds, unlimited darts - blindfolded.

0:29:25 > 0:29:27This is going to end up like one of those

0:29:27 > 0:29:29health and safety warning videos.

0:29:29 > 0:29:30THEY LAUGH

0:29:30 > 0:29:32Right.

0:29:32 > 0:29:3311.

0:29:34 > 0:29:35Double 9.

0:29:35 > 0:29:37Darts.

0:29:37 > 0:29:38Straight ahead. Go right a bit.

0:29:38 > 0:29:41Right - no, no, that's... Right, right, right.

0:29:41 > 0:29:42No, no, stop.

0:29:44 > 0:29:47- Oh,- BLEEP,- did I hit your camera?

0:29:47 > 0:29:51Robshaw needs 23 points in just ten seconds to win.

0:29:57 > 0:29:59Further right, further right.

0:29:59 > 0:30:00Double 8.

0:30:00 > 0:30:01That's it.

0:30:08 > 0:30:11Yes! Yes!

0:30:11 > 0:30:13Do you hear that, Dickie Mint?

0:30:13 > 0:30:15My sports teacher at school.

0:30:15 > 0:30:18Yeah, didn't select me for the rugby, did you?

0:30:18 > 0:30:19But what happened?

0:30:19 > 0:30:20I challenged myself.

0:30:20 > 0:30:24I went out and I found something I COULD do!

0:30:24 > 0:30:26You might be captain of England,

0:30:26 > 0:30:29BUT I'M MASTER OF DARTS!

0:30:29 > 0:30:31CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:30:31 > 0:30:32Terrific stuff.

0:30:32 > 0:30:34Time for our next mouth-watering clash.

0:30:34 > 0:30:37Katherine Moose Knuckles Ryan

0:30:37 > 0:30:39and Andy the Viking Fordham

0:30:39 > 0:30:42take on Mike the Titan Tindall

0:30:42 > 0:30:43and Scotty Dog Mitchell.

0:30:43 > 0:30:45And while our players wait nervously,

0:30:45 > 0:30:48let's find out a little bit more about them.

0:30:50 > 0:30:54MUSIC: Uptown Funk by Mark Ronson ft Bruno Mars

0:31:23 > 0:31:28MUSIC: Kashmir by Led Zeppelin

0:31:34 > 0:31:37MUSIC: You Don't Own The Road by The Kills

0:32:01 > 0:32:03CHEERING

0:32:17 > 0:32:19APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:32:19 > 0:32:21So that's the teams, and here they are.

0:32:21 > 0:32:25Katherine, how do you fancy your chances against Mike?

0:32:25 > 0:32:27Does that psych you out?

0:32:27 > 0:32:28That's what I love about darts.

0:32:28 > 0:32:31None of its champions look like athletes, Gabby.

0:32:31 > 0:32:34- Not one of them. - LAUGHTER

0:32:34 > 0:32:35Is that a fair comment, Andy?

0:32:35 > 0:32:38Well, I don't wear these trainers for nothing, you know.

0:32:38 > 0:32:40LAUGHTER

0:32:40 > 0:32:43Mike, you are playing very well,

0:32:43 > 0:32:45according to those behind the scenes.

0:32:45 > 0:32:47All lies, Gabby. Don't believe everything you hear.

0:32:47 > 0:32:49I'll be honest with you.

0:32:49 > 0:32:51I want to win this with all my heart.

0:32:51 > 0:32:52LAUGHTER

0:32:52 > 0:32:56I want to win, but normally I'll play,

0:32:56 > 0:32:57I'll compete, but I'll be happy -

0:32:57 > 0:33:00you know, if someone else beats me, I'm happy.

0:33:00 > 0:33:03Today that's not going to be the case, cos I love darts

0:33:03 > 0:33:05and I genuinely want to win.

0:33:05 > 0:33:08Do you think your competitive edge is coming out here, Mike?

0:33:08 > 0:33:11As I said, Scotty, the first thing to you - if we don't win,

0:33:11 > 0:33:14it's your fault and we're in the car park.

0:33:14 > 0:33:17He has said that, and that's genuine, yeah.

0:33:17 > 0:33:19Will the in-laws be watching, Mike?

0:33:20 > 0:33:23I have no idea. That's a very good question. I'm not sure.

0:33:23 > 0:33:25I haven't seen a dartboard around the place.

0:33:25 > 0:33:28I think it could be a lovely game to introduce, don't you?

0:33:28 > 0:33:30You know, a lovely after-dinner game.

0:33:30 > 0:33:32I think they've got the room for it.

0:33:32 > 0:33:33LAUGHTER

0:33:33 > 0:33:36Guys, we wish you all the very best of luck.

0:33:36 > 0:33:39It's going to be entertaining. Please, go get yourselves ready.

0:33:39 > 0:33:42Now, if you want to get involved in Sport Relief,

0:33:42 > 0:33:44go to the address on the screen, where you'll find all sorts

0:33:44 > 0:33:46of darts-related fundraising ideas,

0:33:46 > 0:33:48a very special Let's Play Darts sweepstake game

0:33:48 > 0:33:51and how to get your hands on one of these -

0:33:51 > 0:33:54the Sport Relief trolley token.

0:33:54 > 0:33:56I've got mine here. I'll see you at the supermarket.

0:33:56 > 0:33:59So without further ado, let's go down to the stage,

0:33:59 > 0:34:03where MC Little Richard is standing by to introduce the players.

0:34:03 > 0:34:05CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:34:05 > 0:34:09He's a former world champion and a true darts legend.

0:34:09 > 0:34:12He's the Viking you can't help liking.

0:34:12 > 0:34:17It's Andy the Viking Fordham!

0:34:17 > 0:34:20MUSIC: Rock And Roll by Led Zeppelin

0:34:20 > 0:34:23CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:34:40 > 0:34:46# Been a long, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time. #

0:34:49 > 0:34:51She's originally from Canada

0:34:51 > 0:34:55but now is one of our country's best-loved comedians.

0:34:55 > 0:34:58There's a moose loose aboot this hoose -

0:34:58 > 0:35:03it's Katherine Moose Knuckles Ryan!

0:35:03 > 0:35:07MUSIC: Salute by Little Mix

0:35:07 > 0:35:09CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:35:09 > 0:35:13# Get your killer heels, sneakers, pumps or lace up your boots

0:35:13 > 0:35:16# Representing all the women Salute, salute!

0:35:16 > 0:35:19- # Attention!- Salute!

0:35:19 > 0:35:22# Attention! Huh!

0:35:22 > 0:35:25# Representing all the women Salute, salute! #

0:35:30 > 0:35:35He's the England captain and the 2015 BDO World Champion.

0:35:35 > 0:35:39Go barking mad for the big dog of darts,

0:35:39 > 0:35:41Scotty Dog Mitchell!

0:35:41 > 0:35:45MUSIC: Who Let the Dogs Out by Baha Men

0:35:45 > 0:35:48CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:35:48 > 0:35:51# Who let the dogs out

0:35:51 > 0:35:54- # Who, who, who, who? - Who let the dogs out

0:35:54 > 0:35:58# When the party was nice The party was bumpin'

0:35:58 > 0:36:02- # Yippie, yi, yo - And everybody havin' a ball

0:36:02 > 0:36:06- # Yippie, yi, yo- Until the fellas start the name-callin'

0:36:06 > 0:36:10- # Yippie, yi, yo - And the girls respond to the call

0:36:10 > 0:36:12# I heard a poor man shout out Who let the dogs out?

0:36:12 > 0:36:14# Who, who, who, who?

0:36:14 > 0:36:20- # Who let the dogs out? - Who, who, who, who? #

0:36:20 > 0:36:24He's the World Cup winning England rugby team hero.

0:36:24 > 0:36:26The big man for the big occasion.

0:36:26 > 0:36:29SCRUM and have a go if you think you're hard enough -

0:36:29 > 0:36:33it's Mike the Titan Tindall!

0:36:33 > 0:36:38MUSIC: Boom! Shake The Room by DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince

0:36:38 > 0:36:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:36:40 > 0:36:42# Boom! Shake-shake-shake the room

0:36:42 > 0:36:44# Tick-tick-tick-tick, boom!

0:36:44 > 0:36:47# Boom! Shake-shake-shake the room

0:36:47 > 0:36:49# Boom! Shake-shake-shake the room

0:36:49 > 0:36:54# Boom! Shake-shake-shake the room Tick-tick-tick-tick, Boom! #

0:37:02 > 0:37:06So once again guiding us through the action is our commentary team.

0:37:06 > 0:37:09Tony Green, Vassos Alexander and Richard Osman.

0:37:09 > 0:37:13Vassos, this promises to be a thrilling match, doesn't it?

0:37:13 > 0:37:16Yeah, well, we're hoping, Gabby, it's going to be a thrilling match.

0:37:16 > 0:37:18Mike and Scotty will start as

0:37:18 > 0:37:20hot favourites, but you never know.

0:37:20 > 0:37:21This is the Lakeside stage,

0:37:21 > 0:37:23and stranger things have happened.

0:37:23 > 0:37:27First leg, it's Mike to throw first.

0:37:27 > 0:37:29Game on!

0:37:29 > 0:37:32- CHEERING AND APPLAUSE - Thank you, thank you.

0:37:32 > 0:37:35Well, we're expecting big things

0:37:35 > 0:37:37from the Titan Tindall.

0:37:37 > 0:37:39A Rugby World Cup winner,

0:37:39 > 0:37:42he practises darts for an hour every week.

0:37:43 > 0:37:45And that's without the extra practice

0:37:45 > 0:37:48he's been putting in ahead of this.

0:37:48 > 0:37:50MAN: Come on, Katherine!

0:37:50 > 0:37:52Thanks, guys. Thanks.

0:37:55 > 0:37:57WILD CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:38:05 > 0:38:07Take that, Tins.

0:38:07 > 0:38:09But I don't want to make it boring,

0:38:09 > 0:38:11so I'm not going to do it in the same spot again.

0:38:11 > 0:38:13LAUGHTER

0:38:15 > 0:38:16Love it!

0:38:16 > 0:38:18CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:38:19 > 0:38:21Thanks, guys, thanks.

0:38:21 > 0:38:22OK, wait.

0:38:22 > 0:38:23Come on, anything over 14

0:38:23 > 0:38:26and she's got a three-dart average of over 100!

0:38:26 > 0:38:28How about that?

0:38:28 > 0:38:30- CHEERING AND APPLAUSE - Oh, dear!

0:38:30 > 0:38:32All the pre-match talk about Tindall,

0:38:32 > 0:38:35but it's all been Katherine Ryan so far.

0:38:38 > 0:38:40One of the finest pairs of shoes

0:38:40 > 0:38:43that Lakeside stage has ever seen.

0:38:47 > 0:38:49- KATHERINE:- Yeah!

0:38:50 > 0:38:51What do you mean, "yeah"?

0:38:51 > 0:38:53Mike Tindall did ask to borrow them.

0:38:53 > 0:38:55- MIKE:- I'll cheer for you, Andy, don't worry.

0:38:55 > 0:38:58- KATHERINE:- But I still want you to do well.- Oh, thank you.

0:39:05 > 0:39:07- KATHERINE:- Yeah! Woohoo!

0:39:07 > 0:39:09- TONY:- Tiptoe to the oche.

0:39:10 > 0:39:14Katherine off to a bright start with a sparkling 106.

0:39:14 > 0:39:19Let's rejoin the leg with Scotty Dog throwing 51 points behind.

0:39:28 > 0:39:29- KATHERINE:- Aaaah!

0:39:29 > 0:39:31CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:39:31 > 0:39:32Yeah!

0:39:34 > 0:39:36On a finish

0:39:36 > 0:39:38are Tindall and Mitchell.

0:39:39 > 0:39:41Yeah, but this could shake the roof.

0:39:41 > 0:39:43Yeah, what can Andy...

0:39:43 > 0:39:47Moose Knuckles, Katherine Ryan.

0:39:50 > 0:39:52You know what, he could take this out, Mike.

0:39:52 > 0:39:54Still could. Treble 20 for double 8.

0:40:00 > 0:40:01Unlucky.

0:40:03 > 0:40:0456 left.

0:40:05 > 0:40:0720,

0:40:07 > 0:40:09and a 16.

0:40:12 > 0:40:15Katherine, you require 66.

0:40:17 > 0:40:18Thanks, thanks, thanks.

0:40:19 > 0:40:22Let's see what she hits first, with that first dart.

0:40:25 > 0:40:2612 for bull's-eye.

0:40:28 > 0:40:31It's close to 12. It's only 2 away from 12.

0:40:35 > 0:40:36Nearly bust it.

0:40:41 > 0:40:43Well, he'll fancy his chances here.

0:40:43 > 0:40:45Scott Mitchell, 16 for double 16.

0:40:45 > 0:40:48They call this the best double on the board, double 16.

0:40:48 > 0:40:50BELCHING Sorry!

0:40:50 > 0:40:53Cos if you miss it and hit the single 16,

0:40:53 > 0:40:55double 8 is just above it.

0:40:55 > 0:40:59But he's got one more dart at double 16, Scott Mitchell,

0:40:59 > 0:41:01to win the first leg.

0:41:02 > 0:41:05- He missed it, so....- Andy's chance.

0:41:05 > 0:41:06Andy, what you got?

0:41:07 > 0:41:09OK, single 5.

0:41:11 > 0:41:12Double 4, Andy.

0:41:14 > 0:41:16Oh, double 2, you're still there.

0:41:17 > 0:41:19Oh!

0:41:19 > 0:41:20- KATHERINE:- Ah, no!

0:41:21 > 0:41:23Mike's chance.

0:41:23 > 0:41:25Lucky we're not in a scrum, I'll tell you.

0:41:26 > 0:41:28Yes!

0:41:28 > 0:41:31And the first leg, Mike and Scott.

0:41:31 > 0:41:32He's certainly played before!

0:41:34 > 0:41:37Second leg, it's Katherine to throw first. Game on.

0:41:37 > 0:41:40Mike trying his best and succeeding.

0:41:40 > 0:41:43Here's the next leg, with Mike at the oche,

0:41:43 > 0:41:45trailing by 75 points.

0:41:45 > 0:41:47- ANDY:- Mike's getting nowhere near you.

0:41:49 > 0:41:51This is good.

0:41:51 > 0:41:54Straight in, and follows it in.

0:41:56 > 0:41:58CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:41:58 > 0:42:01I think he was a little excitable on that last dart.

0:42:02 > 0:42:04We will see a 180 from Tindall, I suspect.

0:42:07 > 0:42:09He was once two darts away

0:42:09 > 0:42:12- from the mythical nine-dart finish. - Was he really?

0:42:15 > 0:42:18And then just couldn't finish it off, but...

0:42:18 > 0:42:22I was once nine darts away from the mythical nine-dart finish.

0:42:22 > 0:42:24- Weren't we all?- Remember that well.

0:42:24 > 0:42:27151, the shot.

0:42:27 > 0:42:28Not this time.

0:42:29 > 0:42:30Won't be finishing.

0:42:34 > 0:42:36He seems nervous, Scotty, doesn't he?

0:42:36 > 0:42:38- MIKE:- Don't worry Scotty, I've got it.

0:42:38 > 0:42:40We need as many points as we can.

0:42:43 > 0:42:45So what can she take off 181

0:42:45 > 0:42:47to leave Andy?

0:42:51 > 0:42:55That's unlucky, because 166 is not a finish.

0:42:56 > 0:42:59One of those bogey numbers in the 160s where you can't

0:42:59 > 0:43:01take it out with three darts.

0:43:01 > 0:43:05Treble 18 here leaves double 16. He'll know that, Mike.

0:43:09 > 0:43:10So back up to the treble 20,

0:43:10 > 0:43:12to leave his partner double 4 if he needs it.

0:43:12 > 0:43:15- He's handy, Mike, isn't he?- Yeah.

0:43:15 > 0:43:18Tell you who won't be enjoying this, Tim Vine, watching Mike play now.

0:43:20 > 0:43:22No out shot before this throw.

0:43:27 > 0:43:29His wife.

0:43:35 > 0:43:38When Scott misses this...

0:43:38 > 0:43:39He's missed two darts at double 16.

0:43:39 > 0:43:41Third time lucky for the Scotty Dog.

0:43:41 > 0:43:44And you're right, Richard, he DOES look nervous.

0:43:48 > 0:43:50- 16.- On the wire.

0:43:50 > 0:43:54Interesting. Katherine now, with a shot at the double.

0:43:54 > 0:43:57We saw Roisin last year, we saw Lisa Tarbuck last year.

0:43:57 > 0:44:00- In that bit.- Hitting doubles.

0:44:04 > 0:44:05KATHERINE SCREAMS

0:44:05 > 0:44:08- That's good.- You can win. - You've got to keep going.

0:44:08 > 0:44:10- Oh, I get three chances?- Yeah.

0:44:12 > 0:44:14You do, if you get the same place.

0:44:16 > 0:44:20It's not far away.

0:44:22 > 0:44:24Pressure on Mike now.

0:44:26 > 0:44:28Yeah, he has to hit this.

0:44:28 > 0:44:29Double 8, just above.

0:44:31 > 0:44:33And that's a good marker.

0:44:34 > 0:44:36- Game is yours.- A good game.

0:44:36 > 0:44:38Mike and Scott.

0:44:42 > 0:44:46Terrific finishing from Mike Tindall.

0:44:46 > 0:44:50He did it in the first leg, he's done it in the second leg.

0:44:52 > 0:44:56Mike and Scotty take the next leg, and with a three-leg lead,

0:44:56 > 0:45:00Katherine tries a new tactic to gain some advantage.

0:45:00 > 0:45:03Your wife is my favourite clothing shop.

0:45:10 > 0:45:12- ANDY:- That's it, Katherine, that's it.

0:45:23 > 0:45:25This is his big fear.

0:45:25 > 0:45:29Is that he's very bad, Mike, on a bad day.

0:45:29 > 0:45:31Hasn't been a bad day yet.

0:45:31 > 0:45:33He's hit two doubles.

0:45:34 > 0:45:38- It's a good match. - KATHERINE:- You're just copying him.

0:45:38 > 0:45:39Trying to.

0:45:39 > 0:45:43Katherine and Andy way ahead in this fourth leg.

0:45:49 > 0:45:53Andy will have a chance after Katharine's three darts.

0:45:53 > 0:45:54She can't now finish.

0:45:59 > 0:46:02- It's OK. - Scott and Mike back on 267.

0:46:04 > 0:46:08- That's it, let them go, mate. - There he is, rock solid at the oche.

0:46:08 > 0:46:10- His action doesn't change, does it? - No movement.

0:46:10 > 0:46:12Perfect.

0:46:12 > 0:46:15- Andy, you require 102. - You need it, Andy.

0:46:15 > 0:46:18- Go, Andy.- Come on, Andy.- Come on.

0:46:20 > 0:46:21Yeah!

0:46:21 > 0:46:24Yes, OK. Single 10.

0:46:24 > 0:46:25Double 16 you want.

0:46:28 > 0:46:29Game.

0:46:31 > 0:46:33Andy Fordham, Katherine Ryan.

0:46:33 > 0:46:38We wanted that, we wanted to see Andy take a set.

0:46:41 > 0:46:43Destroyed them in that leg.

0:46:43 > 0:46:46Katherine's sledging tactics seemed to be paying off as she

0:46:46 > 0:46:48and Andy take the fifth leg.

0:46:48 > 0:46:50Let's pick it up in the sixth,

0:46:50 > 0:46:53as Moose Knuckles lines up her next three darts.

0:46:57 > 0:46:59Look at Katherine, she fancies this now.

0:46:59 > 0:47:03- She wants a place in the semifinals. - What?!

0:47:03 > 0:47:06Why do you say it like that?

0:47:06 > 0:47:09Why can't you, if you're like, "O-O-O-ONE HUNDRED!"

0:47:09 > 0:47:12Why can't you be like "FI-I-I-IVE"?!

0:47:12 > 0:47:13FI-I-I-IVE!

0:47:13 > 0:47:15CHEERING

0:47:19 > 0:47:22It's a valid point, you have a very valid point.

0:47:22 > 0:47:24- I think so.- I don't think that's ever been brought up, before.

0:47:24 > 0:47:26Well, I'm here to help, Scotty.

0:47:35 > 0:47:37He's finally missed one.

0:47:38 > 0:47:41He's really staring that treble out.

0:47:41 > 0:47:43Look at it.

0:47:43 > 0:47:46- Thank you.- Right in the middle.

0:47:46 > 0:47:48Moving very close now.

0:47:50 > 0:47:52He's smiling, Scott,

0:47:52 > 0:47:56but that smile turned a little bit into a frown before he threw.

0:47:56 > 0:47:59Good last dart.

0:47:59 > 0:48:01Really good last dart to find the treble - and needed it.

0:48:05 > 0:48:07Look at that.

0:48:08 > 0:48:10And that.

0:48:18 > 0:48:20Home on the range.

0:48:20 > 0:48:21Back in the treble 20.

0:48:27 > 0:48:29Come on, Andy.

0:48:31 > 0:48:35You're the one that's forcing it through.

0:48:35 > 0:48:37Yes, another two of them.

0:48:42 > 0:48:45That's OK.

0:48:45 > 0:48:47Scott, you require 138.

0:48:51 > 0:48:53I think he ought to do it with this throw.

0:49:04 > 0:49:08The way Andy's throwing and the way Scott and Mike

0:49:08 > 0:49:12have slightly gone off the boil, difficult to pick a favourite here.

0:49:15 > 0:49:19More good darts from Katherine. Very interesting now.

0:49:22 > 0:49:26Double 18, that's a great first dart from Mike Tindall.

0:49:26 > 0:49:27That's a great marker.

0:49:31 > 0:49:33That is pure class.

0:49:33 > 0:49:35- RICHARD:- Mike and Scott.

0:49:35 > 0:49:37You forget what that guy's done in his career, don't you?

0:49:40 > 0:49:43Seventh leg, it's Mike to throw first.

0:49:43 > 0:49:47Katherine and Andy take the seventh leg to pull it back to 3-4.

0:49:47 > 0:49:51Here's the eighth leg with Katherine continuing with the trash talk.

0:49:53 > 0:49:56- Hang on, hang on.- What?

0:49:57 > 0:49:5919.

0:49:59 > 0:50:02OK. Oh, I feel like Andy's carrying my entire team.

0:50:02 > 0:50:05Now I know how Zara must feel. I mean, listen...

0:50:06 > 0:50:08Listen...

0:50:08 > 0:50:10You're really good at this game.

0:50:12 > 0:50:14I hope we can stay friends.

0:50:15 > 0:50:18He was playing better until she started with the trash talking.

0:50:18 > 0:50:20Yeah, absolutely right.

0:50:22 > 0:50:26But all's fair in love and Let's Play Darts For Sport Relief.

0:50:29 > 0:50:31Good hit.

0:50:31 > 0:50:32Well played.

0:50:32 > 0:50:35Well, Andy was...

0:50:37 > 0:50:39This would be a way to win, wouldn't it?

0:50:39 > 0:50:41Yeah, but kind of needs it, can't now hit it.

0:50:45 > 0:50:46So if...

0:50:46 > 0:50:52Andy can hit double 17, we're going all the way to a deciding leg.

0:50:52 > 0:50:54Wow!

0:50:54 > 0:50:56A match that looked like it was going quite...

0:50:56 > 0:51:00A dart away from a deciding leg.

0:51:00 > 0:51:03Two 17s.

0:51:06 > 0:51:08Come on, Andy. Over the top.

0:51:09 > 0:51:11No score.

0:51:11 > 0:51:13Oh, dear.

0:51:15 > 0:51:21Well, match point once again for Scott Mitchell.

0:51:21 > 0:51:23We want it to go all the way.

0:51:23 > 0:51:2416.

0:51:24 > 0:51:26Double top for the match.

0:51:28 > 0:51:30Missed it again.

0:51:31 > 0:51:35He can't hit his doubles today, Scott Mitchell.

0:51:35 > 0:51:37How about that?

0:51:37 > 0:51:40Will it be left to Mike Tindall to win it

0:51:40 > 0:51:43or can Katherine produce a miracle?

0:51:43 > 0:51:45Two 17s, Katherine. Up a bit.

0:51:45 > 0:51:47Work your way up.

0:51:48 > 0:51:49Come on.

0:51:49 > 0:51:53- Work your way down.- One to go.

0:51:53 > 0:51:55- SHE SCREAMS - No score.

0:51:55 > 0:51:56Now then.

0:51:56 > 0:51:59Mike, you require 20.

0:51:59 > 0:52:00For the match.

0:52:00 > 0:52:02For the match.

0:52:02 > 0:52:04Ooh, that's WAY off.

0:52:04 > 0:52:05Double 10.

0:52:05 > 0:52:06And another.

0:52:06 > 0:52:09Nerves are there.

0:52:11 > 0:52:14- Come on, Andy! - Andy, you require 34.

0:52:14 > 0:52:17I bet Andy did not think he'd have another chance at double 17.

0:52:17 > 0:52:20It's not a double the pros particularly like.

0:52:20 > 0:52:23But he does right now.

0:52:23 > 0:52:26- Andy and Katherine. - Get in there. What a match.

0:52:33 > 0:52:37So it's all square, and we join the deciding leg with Mike Tindall

0:52:37 > 0:52:41facing a double that would see him through to the semifinals.

0:52:41 > 0:52:43This is for the match - double top.

0:52:43 > 0:52:44Double 10.

0:52:46 > 0:52:49- KATHERINE:- That won't do, Mike, right on the outside, Mike.

0:52:49 > 0:52:52Oh, double 4!

0:52:52 > 0:52:54When he comes back.

0:52:56 > 0:52:58Big score here and it's interesting.

0:52:58 > 0:53:00Yeah, I tell you what,

0:53:00 > 0:53:04they won't want to miss too many more doubles, Mike and Scott.

0:53:05 > 0:53:09Scott's really struggled with his finishing in this match.

0:53:09 > 0:53:11That's good.

0:53:16 > 0:53:19This is for the match. Double 4 for Scott.

0:53:22 > 0:53:25Well, you have to say in the end they limped over the line,

0:53:25 > 0:53:27but they did get over the line.

0:53:27 > 0:53:32The favourites, Mike Tindall and Scott Mitchell are through,

0:53:32 > 0:53:35but well played, Andy, and well played, Katherine.

0:53:37 > 0:53:40We'll be bringing you all the post-match analysis

0:53:40 > 0:53:42in just a moment. But first,

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0:55:45 > 0:55:50Now I'm joined by Katherine and Andy, Mike and Scotty

0:55:50 > 0:55:52and the ever-insightful Tony O'Shea.

0:55:52 > 0:55:57APPLAUSE Yeah, I think that does deserve a huge round of applause.

0:55:57 > 0:55:59What a comeback, what a game.

0:55:59 > 0:56:01Tony, enjoyed it?

0:56:01 > 0:56:05Great game. I mean, obviously I'm a bit biased cos I'm a pal of Andy's,

0:56:05 > 0:56:08but the concentration and the scoring power

0:56:08 > 0:56:11brought back the years. It was brilliant.

0:56:11 > 0:56:13Katherine, let's have a look at your first dart here.

0:56:13 > 0:56:15What's going through your head?

0:56:15 > 0:56:17I felt like I should get it in the middle!

0:56:20 > 0:56:23And did you surprise yourself with your reaction,

0:56:23 > 0:56:25- your celebration there? - Oh, I love a celly.

0:56:25 > 0:56:27That's what we call it in ice hockey.

0:56:27 > 0:56:30A little too much celly, frowned upon. Not in my house.

0:56:30 > 0:56:32And we have some stats. Do you mind

0:56:32 > 0:56:34if I share some stats with you? I think you're going to like these.

0:56:34 > 0:56:37Your three-dart average was actually very, very close.

0:56:37 > 0:56:4146.05, Mike - and Katherine, 37.11.

0:56:41 > 0:56:44- OK.- But you're going to like this, because of course

0:56:44 > 0:56:48we saw in the first quarterfinal, Greg Davies emerge victorious.

0:56:48 > 0:56:51But his three-dart average was 34.2.

0:56:51 > 0:56:53Ooh!

0:56:53 > 0:56:55So you have a better three-dart average than him

0:56:55 > 0:56:59and you scored 106 as your highest, with the three darts - his, 92.

0:56:59 > 0:57:02So overall you're just a much better darts player than Greg Davies.

0:57:02 > 0:57:04And human being.

0:57:06 > 0:57:10Mike, I guess, when the pressure really was on

0:57:10 > 0:57:13at the end there, that's when the true sportsman inside you

0:57:13 > 0:57:16had to step up, and it was Scotty actually who leaned over

0:57:16 > 0:57:20and kind of reminiscent, maybe, of Martin Johnson or Jonny Wilkinson

0:57:20 > 0:57:23leaning over and getting hold of you and saying, "Focus, lad."

0:57:23 > 0:57:27I was trying to go just go basics, back to basics, just hit 60s,

0:57:27 > 0:57:30but I couldn't even do that, but, yeah, he got angry with me,

0:57:30 > 0:57:33but that's what I wanted him to do. That's why he's the world champion,

0:57:33 > 0:57:36he needs to bring me back to focus, if that's what it takes.

0:57:36 > 0:57:37You're an intimidator,

0:57:37 > 0:57:40so I had to intimidate you to wake you up, that was all.

0:57:40 > 0:57:43I wouldn't go as far as to say you intimidated me, but all right.

0:57:44 > 0:57:47Let's have a little look at that final checkout

0:57:47 > 0:57:51that has taken Mike and Scotty through to that semifinal.

0:57:51 > 0:57:55Bearing in mind that I've won a world championship up there,

0:57:55 > 0:57:58I've never ever thrown a dart at a double more nervous than that,

0:57:58 > 0:58:01in all the time that I've been playing at Lakeside.

0:58:01 > 0:58:04I was really feeling it there, I really was.

0:58:04 > 0:58:05Guys, thank you so, so much

0:58:05 > 0:58:07for providing such a fantastic sporting spectacle.

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0:58:10 > 0:58:13Sport Relief, but for now that's two quarterfinals down.

0:58:13 > 0:58:15Mike and Scotty have kicked Katherine and Andy into touch

0:58:15 > 0:58:19and rock on into the semis, where they'll face Greg and Wolfie.

0:58:19 > 0:58:21Next time, we'll be back with more darting doubles,

0:58:21 > 0:58:23when Robbie Savage, Tim Vine, Jon Richardson

0:58:23 > 0:58:27and Kate Humble will all be throwing for gold.

0:58:27 > 0:58:29You've just got enough time to get your fancy dress dry-cleaned.

0:58:29 > 0:58:31See you then. Goodbye.

0:58:31 > 0:58:33APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:58:33 > 0:58:37MUSIC: Higher by Sigma ft Labrinth

0:58:37 > 0:58:41# Then I guess I've had enough... #

0:58:41 > 0:58:43180!

0:58:46 > 0:58:49# And what is love

0:58:49 > 0:58:51# If there's still a chance of something... #

0:58:51 > 0:58:53Double 16 remains.

0:58:55 > 0:58:57# If it's building up to nothing

0:58:57 > 0:59:01# But never see how far we've come... #

0:59:01 > 0:59:02This is for the match...

0:59:04 > 0:59:07# Higher, higher, higher

0:59:07 > 0:59:12# We keep looking up Higher, higher, higher

0:59:12 > 0:59:15# But we're still not high enough

0:59:15 > 0:59:21# Higher, higher, higher We keep looking up

0:59:21 > 0:59:24# Higher, higher, higher

0:59:24 > 0:59:26# But we're still not high enough. #