Episode 2

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0:00:02 > 0:00:06Let's get this darty party started. Let's Play Darts For Sport Relief!

0:00:06 > 0:00:08CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:00:38 > 0:00:41Hello and welcome to The Lakeside, home of World Darts.

0:00:41 > 0:00:42The third and fourth quarterfinals

0:00:42 > 0:00:44of Let's Play Darts For Sports Relief.

0:00:44 > 0:00:47Eight celebrities have teamed up with

0:00:47 > 0:00:50eight professional darts players to take part in a unique tournament,

0:00:50 > 0:00:52all in aid of Sport Relief.

0:00:52 > 0:00:54I do hope the edge of your seat is comfortable

0:00:54 > 0:00:57because you'll be perched there for quite a while.

0:00:57 > 0:01:00So far, Greg Davies and Wolfie Adams are through to the semifinals,

0:01:00 > 0:01:02where they'll meet our other quarterfinal victors

0:01:02 > 0:01:04Mike Tindall and Scotty Mitchell.

0:01:04 > 0:01:07With the remaining semifinal spots up for grabs,

0:01:07 > 0:01:10it's tenser here than Jockey Wilson's knicker elastic.

0:01:10 > 0:01:13Now, later on, Jon "the Lancashire Hotshot" Richardson

0:01:13 > 0:01:18and Deta Hedman take on Kate "Wild Thing" Humble and Glen Durrant.

0:01:18 > 0:01:21But before that, two more teams are preparing for battle.

0:01:21 > 0:01:26Robbie "the Treble Maker" Savage and Bobby George, King of Bling,

0:01:26 > 0:01:30versus Tim Vine, "the Punaway Train" and Darryl "the Dazzler" Fitton.

0:01:30 > 0:01:33Let's find out a little bit more about them.

0:01:39 > 0:01:41Not a bad try.

0:02:04 > 0:02:07Yes! 100!

0:02:11 > 0:02:14# Get in the middle of a chain reaction... #

0:02:27 > 0:02:31Got to the finishing line, got hit in the eye by an apple seed, pipped at the post!

0:02:31 > 0:02:33# Thieves keep a-thieving

0:02:33 > 0:02:35# Whores keep a-whoring... #

0:02:35 > 0:02:36Yes!

0:02:36 > 0:02:39# Trade is on the meat rack

0:02:39 > 0:02:41# Strip joints full of hunchbacks

0:02:41 > 0:02:43# Bitches keep a-bitching

0:02:43 > 0:02:44# Clap just keeps a-itching

0:02:44 > 0:02:46# Johnny ain't so crazy

0:02:46 > 0:02:50# He's always got a line for the ladies

0:02:50 > 0:02:52# Yeah, yeah, yeah... #

0:02:57 > 0:03:00# Shake 'em now now get 'em off downtown

0:03:00 > 0:03:02# Get your rocks off

0:03:02 > 0:03:04# Get your rocks off, honey

0:03:04 > 0:03:08# Shake 'em now now get 'em off downtown... #

0:03:09 > 0:03:11CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:03:11 > 0:03:14And here they are, Robbie and Bobby and Tim and Darryl,

0:03:14 > 0:03:18and what a sofa that is, what a line-up that is.

0:03:18 > 0:03:22Robbie and Bobby, it was like it was meant to be. Have you bonded?

0:03:22 > 0:03:24Yes, we have.

0:03:24 > 0:03:25Well, not quite.

0:03:25 > 0:03:27I thought we had!

0:03:27 > 0:03:29- I thought we had.- Well, sort of.

0:03:29 > 0:03:32- Robbie, you are genuinely a massive darts fan.- Yes.

0:03:32 > 0:03:34Grew up watching it all the time.

0:03:34 > 0:03:37Yeah, you know, being here at The Lakeside is amazing,

0:03:37 > 0:03:40you know, I think you tick every box as a sportsman -

0:03:40 > 0:03:42you want to play in a World Cup final, I never did,

0:03:42 > 0:03:45you want to play at a Champions League final, I never did,

0:03:45 > 0:03:47you want to be at The Lakeside, I'm here,

0:03:47 > 0:03:49with a legend and it's dreams, yeah.

0:03:49 > 0:03:52Tim and Darryl, as last year's losing finalists,

0:03:52 > 0:03:56we've invited you back for one more chance, but does losing still hurt?

0:03:56 > 0:03:58- Oh.- We've talked about it a lot, you and I...

0:03:58 > 0:04:00- Yeah.- ..over the year.

0:04:00 > 0:04:03I kept ringing you, inappropriately, for quite a long time afterwards.

0:04:03 > 0:04:06We got the injunction, we got that all sorted.

0:04:06 > 0:04:09- Yeah, yeah.- But what has it taken to get you back up to the stage?

0:04:09 > 0:04:12Well, it's taken an enormous amount of therapy,

0:04:12 > 0:04:15a lot of time in a dark room

0:04:15 > 0:04:18and the more we talk about it, the less I'm keen on doing it.

0:04:18 > 0:04:19Can I leave?

0:04:19 > 0:04:22Tim, I never thought I'd say this to a man,

0:04:22 > 0:04:26- but you have an interesting dart party trick.- I do.

0:04:26 > 0:04:27I'd like to see it.

0:04:27 > 0:04:30Well, I try and catch a dart behind my ear actually,

0:04:30 > 0:04:32but, watch this. Here we go.

0:04:32 > 0:04:34Hooray!

0:04:34 > 0:04:36APPLAUSE

0:04:40 > 0:04:43Listen, guys, whatever happens out there, it's going to be

0:04:43 > 0:04:46a great sporting contest, I know you won't let it not be.

0:04:46 > 0:04:48So, best of luck to all of you.

0:04:48 > 0:04:52Now, as ever, our MC Little Richard Ashdown is standing by

0:04:52 > 0:04:54to introduce the players.

0:04:54 > 0:04:57So, put your phone on silent, whoever's calling will understand,

0:04:57 > 0:04:59and Let's Play Darts For Sport Relief!

0:05:02 > 0:05:06He's one of the all time legends of darts.

0:05:06 > 0:05:09Lords, ladies and gentlemen, please be upstanding

0:05:09 > 0:05:12for we are in the presence of royalty.

0:05:12 > 0:05:17All hail the King of Bling, Bobby George!

0:05:17 > 0:05:20APPLAUSE

0:05:20 > 0:05:22MUSIC: We Are The Champions by Queen

0:05:22 > 0:05:24# I've made a few

0:05:26 > 0:05:30# I've had my share of sand kicked in my face

0:05:30 > 0:05:32# But I've come through

0:05:32 > 0:05:36# And we mean to go on and on and on

0:05:36 > 0:05:40# We are the champions

0:05:40 > 0:05:42# My friends

0:05:44 > 0:05:49# And we'll keep on fighting till the end

0:05:51 > 0:05:55# We are the champions

0:05:55 > 0:05:59# We are the champions

0:05:59 > 0:06:02# No time for losers

0:06:02 > 0:06:10# Cos we are the champions of the world... #

0:06:10 > 0:06:13APPLAUSE

0:06:13 > 0:06:18He's a former Premier League footballer, turned TV pundit.

0:06:18 > 0:06:23He's the man with the beautiful mane from the beautiful game.

0:06:23 > 0:06:29Please give it up for Robbie "the Treble Maker" Savage!

0:06:29 > 0:06:31# No-no-notorious

0:06:31 > 0:06:34# Notorious... #

0:06:34 > 0:06:35Hello!

0:06:37 > 0:06:39# No-no-notorious

0:06:39 > 0:06:44# No-notorious

0:06:44 > 0:06:46# That's why I've done it again

0:06:46 > 0:06:48# No-no-notorious

0:06:50 > 0:06:55# Yeah, that's why I've done it again

0:06:55 > 0:06:57# No-notorious... #

0:06:59 > 0:07:02Ladies and gentlemen, don't look directly at him

0:07:02 > 0:07:04unless you're wearing sunglasses.

0:07:04 > 0:07:08The future's bright, the future's Fitton!

0:07:08 > 0:07:10Prepare to be dazzled.

0:07:10 > 0:07:14It's Darryl "the Dazzler" Fitton!

0:07:14 > 0:07:17# One step beyond

0:07:33 > 0:07:36# One step beyond. #

0:07:49 > 0:07:53Ladies and gentlemen, he's the dart-slaying, word-playing,

0:07:53 > 0:07:58crowd-whipping, fast-quipping, king of the one-liner,

0:07:58 > 0:08:02it's Tim Vine "the Punaway Train"!

0:08:02 > 0:08:05# Train I ride

0:08:06 > 0:08:09# 16 coaches long

0:08:12 > 0:08:15# Train I ride

0:08:16 > 0:08:19# 16 coaches long

0:08:22 > 0:08:27# Well, that long black train got my baby and gone

0:08:30 > 0:08:33# Train, train

0:08:33 > 0:08:37# Coming right round the bend... #

0:08:37 > 0:08:40The first of tonight's quarterfinals is about to get under way,

0:08:40 > 0:08:42and what a match it's set to be.

0:08:42 > 0:08:46Guiding us through the action are Tony Green and Vassos Alexander,

0:08:46 > 0:08:49who are joined by defeated quarterfinalist Katherine Ryan.

0:08:49 > 0:08:52Let's get straight to the action.

0:08:52 > 0:08:56First leg, it's Robbie to throw first. Game on!

0:08:56 > 0:08:58APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:08:58 > 0:09:00BOOING

0:09:04 > 0:09:09He kind of asked for the boos. He doesn't mind at all, Robbie.

0:09:09 > 0:09:10We love you, Robbie!

0:09:10 > 0:09:15Although chatting to him backstage, he is a little nervous.

0:09:18 > 0:09:20Tim Vine, on the other hand,

0:09:20 > 0:09:24has been desperate to get back on the Lakeside stage since he lost

0:09:24 > 0:09:31the final of Let's Play Darts For Comic Relief 12 long months ago.

0:09:33 > 0:09:35He's here for redemption, make no mistake.

0:09:35 > 0:09:39Bobby George lost two World Championship finals on that stage,

0:09:39 > 0:09:44but the pain he went through is nothing compared to how hurt Tim was

0:09:44 > 0:09:47when he lost to his mate Lee.

0:09:51 > 0:09:53140.

0:09:55 > 0:10:00A solid 140 set the leg up for team Tim and Darryl.

0:10:00 > 0:10:05Let's rejoin the leg with Robbie and Bobby needing 144 to take it.

0:10:09 > 0:10:11Robbie can't finish - he's speeding up.

0:10:11 > 0:10:1429. Tim you require 148.

0:10:14 > 0:10:18Now, you wouldn't put it past him, two treble 20s and a double 14.

0:10:18 > 0:10:20Tim's got a dart board at home,

0:10:20 > 0:10:24- he really cares a lot and he wants to win.- Hello!

0:10:24 > 0:10:27- No question.- Hello, Tim. - Woo-hoo!

0:10:29 > 0:10:31He's been training quite a bit.

0:10:37 > 0:10:38Come on, Tim.

0:10:39 > 0:10:41- 81.- No.

0:10:42 > 0:10:44Bobby, you require 115.

0:10:45 > 0:10:48It's at 95, so a treble 19.

0:10:50 > 0:10:53Yes, double 19...

0:10:53 > 0:10:55- Oh, one dead.- 83.

0:10:55 > 0:10:58Not far away.

0:10:58 > 0:11:01Darryl, you require 67.

0:11:01 > 0:11:02Under pressure.

0:11:02 > 0:11:06Darryl Fitton, treble 17 to start,

0:11:06 > 0:11:09two darts at double eight for the first leg.

0:11:09 > 0:11:10- That one?- Yeah.

0:11:10 > 0:11:12CHEERING

0:11:12 > 0:11:14Tim and Darryl!

0:11:14 > 0:11:17He means business too, Darryl Fitton.

0:11:17 > 0:11:19Clean as a whistle.

0:11:20 > 0:11:21Look at that.

0:11:21 > 0:11:23Right in the middle of the bed as well.

0:11:23 > 0:11:27Legs two and three were shared between the teams,

0:11:27 > 0:11:31here's the fourth leg with Robbie to throw, trailing by 29 points.

0:11:35 > 0:11:38- Great darts! - Wow!- Good darts.- 24.

0:11:38 > 0:11:42Cover on the 18s as well. Let's pretend he meant it.

0:11:42 > 0:11:43He did.

0:11:43 > 0:11:47Guaranteed that, you can tell the way he threw it.

0:11:49 > 0:11:51So, another one of those would help.

0:11:51 > 0:11:53140.

0:11:55 > 0:11:57Bobby, you require 115.

0:11:57 > 0:12:00Treble 20, still leaves tops.

0:12:02 > 0:12:03Good place to miss.

0:12:03 > 0:12:07Yes, tops for Bobby George to level this quarterfinal.

0:12:07 > 0:12:08- Oh!- 95.

0:12:08 > 0:12:11- Unlucky, Bobby.- Come on. Come on.

0:12:11 > 0:12:14Tim, you require 40.

0:12:15 > 0:12:19It's a biggun', get the train, get it moving.

0:12:19 > 0:12:21- Big dart, Tim, big dart. - This is...- Double top.

0:12:21 > 0:12:24You just know it's a pivotal moment in this match.

0:12:24 > 0:12:26This is the one.

0:12:28 > 0:12:29- Pulled it.- Double 10.

0:12:31 > 0:12:34Oh, look at that!

0:12:35 > 0:12:37- It's gone.- On the wire.

0:12:37 > 0:12:39Bobby, you require 20.

0:12:39 > 0:12:41Anyone's now.

0:12:42 > 0:12:45- Double five.- Not far away, you know, Robbie, double five.

0:12:49 > 0:12:50One to go.

0:12:52 > 0:12:54- Oh!- No score.

0:12:55 > 0:12:57Darryl, you require 40.

0:12:57 > 0:12:59Surely, Darryl,

0:12:59 > 0:13:02with your double finishes, you'll get this one.

0:13:03 > 0:13:05Double 10.

0:13:07 > 0:13:09Double five. You need them all.

0:13:09 > 0:13:11- Oh!- 35.

0:13:13 > 0:13:15Bobby, you require 20.

0:13:15 > 0:13:16Double trouble all over.

0:13:16 > 0:13:20Bobby George, to level at two legs apiece

0:13:20 > 0:13:23has one more dart at double 10.

0:13:23 > 0:13:25No score.

0:13:27 > 0:13:28HE LAUGHS

0:13:28 > 0:13:29You take one, double two.

0:13:29 > 0:13:32- The Punaway train needs to make it happen.- Yeah.

0:13:32 > 0:13:34Yeah, and how. The tongue's out again.

0:13:34 > 0:13:37I have been hitting it all night, so...

0:13:37 > 0:13:40- He's gone replacement bus service on us all of a sudden.- He has!

0:13:40 > 0:13:42Double two would be divine.

0:13:44 > 0:13:46Oh, unlucky.

0:13:47 > 0:13:49Difficult now.

0:13:51 > 0:13:53- One.- Come on, son, have a go.

0:13:53 > 0:13:56- It's anyone's, this. - Robbie, you require 20.

0:13:56 > 0:14:00You would not bet against Robbie hitting this double 10.

0:14:00 > 0:14:03He couldn't be much closer without hitting.

0:14:03 > 0:14:09CROWD: Robbie! Robbie! Robbie! Robbie! Robbie! Robbie!

0:14:09 > 0:14:15They started booing him, and now he gets the biggest cheer of the night!

0:14:15 > 0:14:16Robbie Savage!

0:14:16 > 0:14:21Two legs apiece here at Lakeside, Robbie Savage with a winning double.

0:14:23 > 0:14:26So, Robbie levels the match at 2-2.

0:14:26 > 0:14:30Here's the next leg with the Treble Maker at the oche.

0:14:30 > 0:14:32107 points behind.

0:14:35 > 0:14:38Straight in the middle of the treble 20.

0:14:38 > 0:14:40Oh, come on Robbie!

0:14:40 > 0:14:43- You've hit a double!- Don't stop!

0:14:43 > 0:14:44Now hit a maximum. A 180.

0:14:44 > 0:14:48It doesn't get better than that. He doesn't believe he'll do it.

0:14:48 > 0:14:50CROWD: Robbie! Robbie! Robbie!

0:14:50 > 0:14:52Come on, Robbie!

0:14:54 > 0:14:55140.

0:14:55 > 0:14:59- Still...- Really good.- A 140!

0:14:59 > 0:15:01He just hit the winning double.

0:15:01 > 0:15:06Yeah, it's got him right back into this leg.

0:15:06 > 0:15:0860.

0:15:10 > 0:15:14Well, he said the only way he could beat Tim and Darryl is if he got...

0:15:14 > 0:15:16- Oh, what's the matter? - ..into Tim's head.

0:15:16 > 0:15:19- He's put me off, throwing like that. - 45.

0:15:19 > 0:15:21He said his darts could never beat him,

0:15:21 > 0:15:24well, it's Robbie's darts doing the talking at the moment.

0:15:24 > 0:15:25- Tim's got in his own head.- Yeah!

0:15:28 > 0:15:32It's blocked. He'll come down. And again, 18 surely?

0:15:32 > 0:15:35Another leg, which is absolutely anyone's.

0:15:37 > 0:15:40Good run, good finish that, 125.

0:15:40 > 0:15:43Tim and Darryl onto a finish first.

0:15:43 > 0:15:4443.

0:15:44 > 0:15:48Tim, you require 125.

0:15:48 > 0:15:50Or for the bull at 25.

0:15:52 > 0:15:5316 from here.

0:15:56 > 0:15:58- Treble 19 the shot.- Lucky.

0:15:58 > 0:16:0045.

0:16:00 > 0:16:04- He knows his way around a dartboard, Tim Vine.- Bobby, you require 154.

0:16:04 > 0:16:07This will be great, can't now be done.

0:16:07 > 0:16:11So, a chance to Darryl when he comes back to take out 80.

0:16:11 > 0:16:14- 100.- Treble 20 and double 10.

0:16:14 > 0:16:16Darryl, you require 80.

0:16:16 > 0:16:19And he wants to do it in two darts, or two singles and a double.

0:16:19 > 0:16:21It's blocked the 20 bed.

0:16:21 > 0:16:23He's going to have get over that...

0:16:24 > 0:16:28..to hit what they call big 20 R.

0:16:28 > 0:16:31- Well, he's having no luck at all.- 40.

0:16:31 > 0:16:35- Unlucky, Darryl, unlucky. - 40 get a four.

0:16:35 > 0:16:36Robbie, you require 54.

0:16:36 > 0:16:40Another chance for Robbie, he's the star at the moment.

0:16:42 > 0:16:44- Oh, you're going your own way. - He's hit the 11.

0:16:46 > 0:16:48Double 17 the shot.

0:16:48 > 0:16:5020.

0:16:51 > 0:16:54Bad double is double 17. And here he comes.

0:16:54 > 0:16:56Tim, you require 40.

0:16:56 > 0:16:57- Double top.- Come on, Tim.

0:16:57 > 0:16:59Double 10.

0:17:02 > 0:17:05You can just see the pressure etched on his face.

0:17:05 > 0:17:08Come on! Come on!

0:17:08 > 0:17:10Tim and Darryl!

0:17:10 > 0:17:11Woo-hoo!

0:17:13 > 0:17:15Choo-choo!

0:17:17 > 0:17:20Is the Punaway Train unstoppable?

0:17:20 > 0:17:23With that kind of finishing, he just might be.

0:17:23 > 0:17:26It's 3-2. Here's the sixth leg, with Tim at the oche,

0:17:26 > 0:17:30hoping to take a chunk out of 361.

0:17:34 > 0:17:36Looking so deliberate.

0:17:36 > 0:17:37Woo-hoo!

0:17:37 > 0:17:40- Oh, yes!- 121.

0:17:43 > 0:17:48He's back, this is what we saw last year, and all four of these players

0:17:48 > 0:17:50have just lost themselves in the match,

0:17:50 > 0:17:53in the pure sport of it, up on the Lakeside stage.

0:17:53 > 0:17:55I think, Katherine, you did a little bit

0:17:55 > 0:17:57towards the end in your match too.

0:17:57 > 0:17:59I didn't want to let Andy down,

0:17:59 > 0:18:01he was playing so well carrying the team.

0:18:01 > 0:18:0370.

0:18:03 > 0:18:05APPLAUSE

0:18:05 > 0:18:09Never made the most of that, but it's a finish, 170.

0:18:12 > 0:18:1381!

0:18:13 > 0:18:15Come on, Tim, go for it.

0:18:15 > 0:18:17Tim, you require 170.

0:18:17 > 0:18:20Two treble 20s and the bull, you can do it.

0:18:23 > 0:18:24Oh.

0:18:29 > 0:18:31100.

0:18:34 > 0:18:35So, 285.

0:18:35 > 0:18:38It's a long way to go.

0:18:38 > 0:18:41- 84.- He's sped up again.

0:18:41 > 0:18:43Darryl, you require 70.

0:18:43 > 0:18:46They do have six darts, should they need them, from 70.

0:18:48 > 0:18:5320 for double 16, or 12 for tops, for a 4-2 lead.

0:18:53 > 0:18:5430.

0:18:54 > 0:18:58Darryl and Tim know, but they'll be back.

0:18:58 > 0:19:00Yeah, but this is where...

0:19:00 > 0:19:04the nerves have come in, promise you.

0:19:06 > 0:19:08Bobby's had no luck in this game.

0:19:08 > 0:19:14- 55. Tim, you require 40. - Here we go.

0:19:14 > 0:19:16It's double top.

0:19:18 > 0:19:19- It's game!- Game!

0:19:19 > 0:19:22Come on!

0:19:22 > 0:19:23Woo-hoo!

0:19:23 > 0:19:29Yes, you can get on the train. Keep chugging.

0:19:29 > 0:19:31Seventh leg, it's Robbie to throw first.

0:19:31 > 0:19:33Next stop, the semifinals.

0:19:34 > 0:19:38Tim Vine savaging his opponents with his finishing.

0:19:38 > 0:19:42Here's the seventh leg with Tim at the oche, trailing by nine points.

0:19:46 > 0:19:50Well, it's Tim that's done the damage, his scoring, finishing.

0:19:50 > 0:19:52He's come alive, hasn't he?

0:19:52 > 0:19:53Well, it's magic.

0:19:53 > 0:19:57It's either Robbie or Tim doing well, but not both at the same time.

0:20:02 > 0:20:0485.

0:20:05 > 0:20:08Steady scoring from the pros.

0:20:08 > 0:20:10Here goes Darryl the Dazzler.

0:20:11 > 0:20:12Switch.

0:20:14 > 0:20:16Might switch again.

0:20:16 > 0:20:18- Yes.- 93.

0:20:18 > 0:20:19CHEERING

0:20:19 > 0:20:22Terrific final dart there.

0:20:22 > 0:20:23And for the treble 18.

0:20:27 > 0:20:30- 41.- And they have a big advantage now,

0:20:30 > 0:20:33Tim and Darryl, as they edge towards the semifinals.

0:20:37 > 0:20:3843 ahead.

0:20:42 > 0:20:44- Oh, I'll have that.- Oh, that's OK.

0:20:44 > 0:20:4676.

0:20:46 > 0:20:50Mention the treble 12, Darren's pleased with it and so was Tim.

0:20:53 > 0:20:55Won't be in the George camp, though.

0:20:55 > 0:20:5685.

0:20:56 > 0:20:58Bobby's not had the best of nights.

0:20:58 > 0:20:59CHEERING

0:21:01 > 0:21:06He'll want to take a chunk out of 177 and he's doing just that.

0:21:06 > 0:21:08Oh...

0:21:08 > 0:21:10So single 17, this shot here.

0:21:10 > 0:21:13- Yeah.- 137.

0:21:13 > 0:21:16It's set up for Tim to throw the winning double

0:21:16 > 0:21:21and look at him in the background - absolutely intent.

0:21:22 > 0:21:24- Thoughts only...- 26.

0:21:24 > 0:21:27..on the red bit at the very top of the dartboard.

0:21:27 > 0:21:29This is for a place in the semifinals

0:21:29 > 0:21:31for a third winning double in a row.

0:21:33 > 0:21:34So three double 16.

0:21:34 > 0:21:37- Oops.- Oh, that's... - Well, he missed the big three.

0:21:37 > 0:21:39- That's all right. - That was careless.

0:21:39 > 0:21:42- He's coming back, Tim there. - Non-score, yep.

0:21:43 > 0:21:45Oh, I've done it again.

0:21:47 > 0:21:51And again. I better go downstairs, here.

0:21:51 > 0:21:53- Best double on the board, they say.- 11.

0:21:53 > 0:21:55LAUGHTER

0:21:55 > 0:21:57Still enjoying it, anyway. That's the main.

0:21:57 > 0:22:00- Darryl, you require 32. - Well, he's not left to finish, so...

0:22:00 > 0:22:03- Double 16.- No pressure at all for a place in the semifinals.

0:22:03 > 0:22:05One, two.

0:22:05 > 0:22:07Two 16s for Darryl Fitton.

0:22:07 > 0:22:09Ooh, Darryl.

0:22:09 > 0:22:10Can he squeeze one in?

0:22:13 > 0:22:14AUDIENCE GROANS

0:22:14 > 0:22:15No score.

0:22:15 > 0:22:19It should be called something like the hammock.

0:22:19 > 0:22:21- Well, it is now.- Should be allowed.

0:22:22 > 0:22:23Unlucky.

0:22:25 > 0:22:2681.

0:22:26 > 0:22:28CHEERING

0:22:28 > 0:22:31Tim, you require 32.

0:22:31 > 0:22:33OK, Tim, it's down to you.

0:22:35 > 0:22:37Double 16.

0:22:37 > 0:22:38- Yes.- Come on!

0:22:38 > 0:22:39CHEERING

0:22:41 > 0:22:43Tim Vine and Darryl Fitton!

0:22:45 > 0:22:48INDISTINCT

0:22:51 > 0:22:53Look at that.

0:22:53 > 0:22:55What a picture for that man.

0:22:55 > 0:22:59He loves his darts and he's loving this.

0:22:59 > 0:23:02You rarely see celebrations like that

0:23:02 > 0:23:03when people win the world title.

0:23:05 > 0:23:07Robbie pushing Tim all the way there,

0:23:07 > 0:23:10but before we analyse the action with all the players,

0:23:10 > 0:23:13please remember, everyone is here for a very special reason -

0:23:13 > 0:23:15to help raise money for Sport Relief.

0:23:15 > 0:23:19Jason Manford travelled to Ghana to see how your generosity

0:23:19 > 0:23:21can be life-changing.

0:23:21 > 0:23:22Take a look at this.

0:23:22 > 0:23:25Across some of the poorest parts of Africa,

0:23:25 > 0:23:29there are 390 million people living without access

0:23:29 > 0:23:31to clean water facilities,

0:23:31 > 0:23:33and waterborne diseases, such as diarrhoea,

0:23:33 > 0:23:37is one of the leading causes of death in under-five-year-olds here.

0:23:37 > 0:23:40For Memenatu, who lives in Northern Ghana,

0:23:40 > 0:23:42it's a story she knows all too well.

0:23:42 > 0:23:45IN HER OWN LANGUAGE:

0:24:10 > 0:24:13Something as simple as not having somewhere clean to

0:24:13 > 0:24:16wash your hands means that there are thousands

0:24:16 > 0:24:20of children growing up at a constant risk of illness.

0:24:20 > 0:24:23But not just that - for them, it is a life-threatening situation.

0:24:25 > 0:24:26But with your help...

0:24:27 > 0:24:29..we can change that.

0:24:29 > 0:24:33Thanks to a brilliant local project you fund through Sport Relief,

0:24:33 > 0:24:36children are given access to these - Tippy Taps,

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0:24:42 > 0:24:45But there are still many children who are at risk.

0:24:45 > 0:24:47£5, what's that?

0:24:47 > 0:24:50Two pints in Manchester. Half a pint in London.

0:24:50 > 0:24:54But you get my point - out here, it could help provide ten families

0:24:54 > 0:24:57with somewhere clean to wash their hands,

0:24:57 > 0:25:01which could help prevent deadly illnesses and save lives.

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0:25:25 > 0:25:29Your money really can transform lives. Thank you.

0:25:29 > 0:25:33Now here they are, straight off the Lakeside stage,

0:25:33 > 0:25:37Robbie and Bobby, Tim and Darryl and our resident expert, Tony O'Shea.

0:25:37 > 0:25:38CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:25:38 > 0:25:41Just...wonderful stuff,

0:25:41 > 0:25:44Tim, congratulations, Darryl, congratulations.

0:25:44 > 0:25:47It looked like it was going to be the runaway train,

0:25:47 > 0:25:50but Robbie became a man possessed.

0:25:50 > 0:25:52Exactly, he certainly did.

0:25:52 > 0:25:54Let's take you back to some of your key moments.

0:25:54 > 0:25:58When you needed to make it two-all with the double 10.

0:25:59 > 0:26:02- 'It was very nerve-racking, I must say.- It is.

0:26:02 > 0:26:05'Very nerve-racking. Obviously that lady enjoyed it.'

0:26:05 > 0:26:07LAUGHTER

0:26:07 > 0:26:08'So was that,

0:26:08 > 0:26:12'was that the kind of high point for you of the whole experience, there?

0:26:12 > 0:26:14'I must say, it was the crowd.'

0:26:14 > 0:26:17It really was, it was just the atmosphere and people cheering

0:26:17 > 0:26:20you on and this legend here. I've played with Bobby George...

0:26:20 > 0:26:23- Thank... Oh.- ..at the Lakeside, you know.- Lovely.

0:26:23 > 0:26:26Tim, let's take you to that moment, though, to make it 3-2.

0:26:26 > 0:26:27DART THUDS

0:26:29 > 0:26:30'Who's playing the drum?'

0:26:30 > 0:26:32LAUGHTER

0:26:32 > 0:26:33CHEERING

0:26:35 > 0:26:37That's what it means to you.

0:26:37 > 0:26:40Darryl, did you think at some point there, early on in that game,

0:26:40 > 0:26:43were you thinking, "Hang on a minute, where's me old mucker gone?"

0:26:43 > 0:26:46Yeah, once he got into it, I think once he got his double top he had a

0:26:46 > 0:26:48little bit more confidence and then

0:26:48 > 0:26:50he started to play really well, then.

0:26:50 > 0:26:53So the sixth leg, he was the better player of the two of us, so.

0:26:53 > 0:26:56Well, that was a typical - as a football phrase -

0:26:56 > 0:26:58that was a game of three halves, that game.

0:26:58 > 0:26:59LAUGHTER

0:26:59 > 0:27:02Darryl played really well, the first half,

0:27:02 > 0:27:04Robbie came right back, played well,

0:27:04 > 0:27:08But Tim killed five, six and seven, then, and hit about five, six tons

0:27:08 > 0:27:10and looked the player that we know he is, really.

0:27:10 > 0:27:13Your checking-out was sublime today, Tim.

0:27:13 > 0:27:16Well, eventually, I mean, honestly, to begin with

0:27:16 > 0:27:17I just felt...

0:27:17 > 0:27:20like I wasn't there at all so I was pleased it ended the way it did.

0:27:20 > 0:27:23'Better, I suppose, to do that at the end of the match

0:27:23 > 0:27:24'than the beginning.'

0:27:24 > 0:27:26- Come on! - CHEERING

0:27:28 > 0:27:31Relief for Tim, he's going to be in yet another semifinal.

0:27:31 > 0:27:35Relief, Robbie, that you don't have to do that again or would you like to have another crack?

0:27:35 > 0:27:38I'd love to come back next year and lose again in the first round.

0:27:38 > 0:27:40LAUGHTER Do you want some stats?

0:27:40 > 0:27:43- You want to know what your three-dart average is?- Yes, please.

0:27:43 > 0:27:45Tim, 50.78 today.

0:27:45 > 0:27:47Robbie, 44.53.

0:27:47 > 0:27:49That's something to take away with you.

0:27:49 > 0:27:5144's not a bad average. As we said before the game,

0:27:51 > 0:27:53if you average 50, you've got a chance.

0:27:53 > 0:27:55- So you didn't have a chance?- No.

0:27:55 > 0:27:57LAUGHTER

0:27:57 > 0:27:58We loved having you here

0:27:58 > 0:28:01and Bobby, we always love having you back, of course,

0:28:01 > 0:28:03but congratulations, Darryl and Tim.

0:28:03 > 0:28:06That really was fine work out there.

0:28:06 > 0:28:10So, the question is, can anyone stop The Punaway Train?

0:28:10 > 0:28:12Tim and Darryl are through, but sadly for Robbie and Bobby...

0:28:12 > 0:28:15- Whoo-whoo.- ..they've reached the end of the line.

0:28:15 > 0:28:17In a few moments, Jon "The Lancashire Hotshot" Richardson

0:28:17 > 0:28:20and Deta Hedman will be stepping onto the stage along with

0:28:20 > 0:28:23Kate "Wild Thing" Humble and Glen Durrant.

0:28:23 > 0:28:25But before they do, time for a history lesson.

0:28:25 > 0:28:27If you thought that the game of darts was

0:28:27 > 0:28:31only as old as the board in your local pub, you're in for a surprise.

0:28:38 > 0:28:44Since the dawn of time, man has always had the urge...to throw.

0:28:49 > 0:28:51And so a game was born.

0:28:53 > 0:28:56A game that continued to evolve throughout the ages.

0:29:00 > 0:29:02Loved by all, from peasants to kings.

0:29:04 > 0:29:07Anne Boleyn gifted Henry VIII with a set of darts.

0:29:10 > 0:29:12A game not without risk.

0:29:13 > 0:29:18Blowpipes discarded after a string of fatalities

0:29:18 > 0:29:19caused by sucking.

0:29:22 > 0:29:24- There were times of controversy.- Order!

0:29:24 > 0:29:28Darts was banned for being "a game of chance".

0:29:28 > 0:29:31If I can hit a score of 180,

0:29:31 > 0:29:35I will prove to the court that darts is a game of skill.

0:29:41 > 0:29:43CHEERING

0:29:46 > 0:29:49I now declare darts...

0:29:49 > 0:29:51a game of...

0:29:51 > 0:29:52skill!

0:29:54 > 0:29:57The nation rejoiced as darts was once again

0:29:57 > 0:29:59played in pubs across the country.

0:29:59 > 0:30:01'Darts is a game of skill,

0:30:01 > 0:30:02'so the cops can't stop it, see?

0:30:02 > 0:30:07'And now it's darts for the duchess. The toffs has caught onto the idea.

0:30:07 > 0:30:10Class boundaries were shattered when the Queen Mother

0:30:10 > 0:30:13was photographed playing darts...

0:30:13 > 0:30:14in Slough.

0:30:15 > 0:30:20Known as "the people's game", popularity soared.

0:30:20 > 0:30:21Yes!

0:30:21 > 0:30:23Champions and legends were born.

0:30:23 > 0:30:25Jocky Wilson!

0:30:25 > 0:30:30Standing shoulder to shoulder, they've become giants amongst men.

0:30:30 > 0:30:33The championship, Trina Gulliver.

0:30:38 > 0:30:40The evolution of darts.

0:30:40 > 0:30:42We've come so far.

0:30:45 > 0:30:48Right, you need double top to win the game.

0:30:48 > 0:30:50HE GRUNTS

0:30:50 > 0:30:52Well, kind of.

0:30:54 > 0:30:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:30:55 > 0:30:58So there's just one more place remaining in our semifinals

0:30:58 > 0:31:02and two teams are chomping at the bit to make their mark.

0:31:02 > 0:31:04Let's find out all about them.

0:31:04 > 0:31:07MUSIC: Lion by Eugene McGuinness

0:31:12 > 0:31:15All I ask is just put the cutlery away however you like, as long

0:31:15 > 0:31:17as it's forks on the left, knives in the middle, spoons on the right.

0:31:17 > 0:31:18LAUGHTER

0:32:01 > 0:32:03You're going to be a fighter, aren't you?

0:32:32 > 0:32:33CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:32:33 > 0:32:40Welcome, all of you, to the fabulous velvet sofa of hope, I'm calling it.

0:32:40 > 0:32:43And Jon, let's get to you first.

0:32:43 > 0:32:46Tell me about how training has been going with Deta.

0:32:46 > 0:32:49Er, Deta's advice to me this morning was,

0:32:49 > 0:32:52"Just aim for the bull's-eye and then you'll always hit the board,"

0:32:52 > 0:32:55and "You could do with another two inches."

0:32:55 > 0:32:56LAUGHTER

0:32:58 > 0:32:59Correct.

0:33:00 > 0:33:02So I've been working on that.

0:33:02 > 0:33:04I'll be aiming for the middle of the board

0:33:04 > 0:33:07and I'll be trying to grow during the match.

0:33:07 > 0:33:11And Kate, how is the darts going?

0:33:11 > 0:33:15Well, erm, "sporadic" would be a good word, don't you think, Glen?

0:33:15 > 0:33:16Oh, better than that.

0:33:16 > 0:33:19He's very generous. He also hasn't really been watching.

0:33:19 > 0:33:21Yeah, sporadic's quite good, actually.

0:33:21 > 0:33:22LAUGHTER

0:33:22 > 0:33:25And Jon, have you got a message for them,

0:33:25 > 0:33:29the Lakeside ladies who are no doubt going to be supporting you today?

0:33:29 > 0:33:31Well, I've come dressed as one, er...

0:33:31 > 0:33:33LAUGHTER

0:33:33 > 0:33:36I've gone full blouse so I'm just hoping...

0:33:36 > 0:33:40Stand up for us, Jon, and just show us how you're wearing your...

0:33:40 > 0:33:41your costume.

0:33:41 > 0:33:44I mean, I've been stitched up there, haven't I?

0:33:44 > 0:33:46I sent my measurements in

0:33:46 > 0:33:48and I've been given a shirt for an adult male.

0:33:48 > 0:33:49LAUGHTER

0:33:51 > 0:33:54Everybody else lets theirs just hang out.

0:33:54 > 0:33:58I mean, I can let it hang out if you like, but you'll get complaints.

0:33:58 > 0:34:01There's so many euphemisms in your chat, it's unbelievable.

0:34:01 > 0:34:04Well, you don't even know about my split shaft.

0:34:04 > 0:34:05LAUGHTER

0:34:05 > 0:34:07Split a shaft in training.

0:34:07 > 0:34:08Tell us more, tell us more.

0:34:08 > 0:34:11Well, on Saturday I, erm...split my shaft.

0:34:11 > 0:34:14I had to get some shafts delivered this morning

0:34:14 > 0:34:15and we don't know how they'll be.

0:34:15 > 0:34:18- So you've got new shafts? - I'm working with a new shaft.

0:34:18 > 0:34:21How did you...how did you split your shaft?

0:34:21 > 0:34:22I pounded a...

0:34:22 > 0:34:23LAUGHTER

0:34:24 > 0:34:27I pounded another barrel into the back of it

0:34:27 > 0:34:29and it just, just split wide open.

0:34:29 > 0:34:31It happens.

0:34:31 > 0:34:32Sport Relief!

0:34:32 > 0:34:34- Hey! - LAUGHTER

0:34:34 > 0:34:37Enjoy yourselves, have a great time up there...

0:34:37 > 0:34:40- Thanks, Gabby.- Thank you. - ..and may the best team win.

0:34:40 > 0:34:43Now, remember, you can get involved in Sport Relief, too.

0:34:43 > 0:34:46Go to the website - on the screen right now - to learn more

0:34:46 > 0:34:50and you can also download a Let's Play Darts sweepstake poster,

0:34:50 > 0:34:53and find out where to buy this season's must-have accessory -

0:34:53 > 0:34:56this, the Sport Relief trolley token.

0:34:56 > 0:34:58Don't you dare be seen without one.

0:34:58 > 0:35:01So all that's left for me to do is hand over to our MC,

0:35:01 > 0:35:05Little Richard, who's ready and waiting to introduce the players.

0:35:06 > 0:35:11She's a true great of the game with hundreds of titles to her name,

0:35:11 > 0:35:13with a smile that lights up the Lakeside,

0:35:13 > 0:35:20give it up for Deta "The Dark Destroyer" Hedman!

0:35:20 > 0:35:21CHEERING

0:35:21 > 0:35:22MUSIC: Hot, Hot, Hot

0:35:29 > 0:35:30Wah-hey!

0:35:52 > 0:35:53Hello, my darling.

0:35:55 > 0:35:56Whoo-hoo!

0:36:00 > 0:36:02He's a star of 8 Out Of 10 Cats

0:36:02 > 0:36:05and one of the nation's favourite stand-ups,

0:36:05 > 0:36:07he's used to the sound of laughter,

0:36:07 > 0:36:11but tonight all he wants to hear is 180,

0:36:11 > 0:36:15it's Jon "The Lancashire Hotshot" Richardson.

0:36:16 > 0:36:18CHEERING

0:36:18 > 0:36:19MUSIC: Big Bad John

0:36:55 > 0:36:59He's the world masters champion and a world number one,

0:36:59 > 0:37:02all the way from sunny Middlesbrough

0:37:02 > 0:37:08no-one does it quite like Duzza - it's Glen "Duzza" Durrant.

0:37:08 > 0:37:10MUSIC: Papa's Got a Brand New Pigbag

0:37:38 > 0:37:42She's a TV presenter known for shows about nature,

0:37:42 > 0:37:46but when it comes to darts, let me tell you, she's an animal.

0:37:46 > 0:37:51Let me hear you roar for Kate "Wild Thing" Humble.

0:37:51 > 0:37:52CHEERING

0:37:52 > 0:37:53MUSIC: Wild Thing

0:37:53 > 0:37:55SHE ROARS

0:37:57 > 0:37:59Whoo-hoo!

0:38:18 > 0:38:20Let's head straight to the commentary box

0:38:20 > 0:38:22where Tony Green and Vassos Alexander

0:38:22 > 0:38:24are ready and waiting along with Greg Davies.

0:38:24 > 0:38:28So, Vassos, how does this match look on paper?

0:38:28 > 0:38:32Gabby, to be honest, we have no idea and that is exactly how we like it,

0:38:32 > 0:38:33we have the world number one

0:38:33 > 0:38:35against the world number one,

0:38:35 > 0:38:36we have Jon against Kate,

0:38:36 > 0:38:38and both have been practising hard.

0:38:38 > 0:38:39If it's anything like

0:38:39 > 0:38:40the first three quarterfinals,

0:38:40 > 0:38:42we're in for a treat.

0:38:42 > 0:38:44First leg, it's Jon to throw first.

0:38:44 > 0:38:45Game on!

0:38:48 > 0:38:49Here we go, then,

0:38:49 > 0:38:51the last of the quarterfinals,

0:38:51 > 0:38:54Let's Play Darts For Sport Relief.

0:38:55 > 0:38:58"The Lancashire Hotshot" gets us under way.

0:38:58 > 0:39:01He does have a dartboard at home,

0:39:01 > 0:39:03unlike Kate who's a bit newer to the oche

0:39:03 > 0:39:10but she's hoping her...her general will to win will see her through

0:39:10 > 0:39:12and so far so good, these are decent darts.

0:39:21 > 0:39:25Year after year comes to Lakeside as the top seed.

0:39:32 > 0:39:35Glen Durrant a semifinalist,

0:39:35 > 0:39:39really popular player, brings lots of fans down from the northeast

0:39:39 > 0:39:43whenever he appears at the world championships.

0:39:43 > 0:39:45And look at that, straight into his darts.

0:39:46 > 0:39:49- Three good darts for a ton now. - Good lad!- Too serious.

0:39:49 > 0:39:51Greg, you're watching this one with us

0:39:51 > 0:39:52and I'll just leave this one with you.

0:39:52 > 0:39:54Jon says his darting strength

0:39:54 > 0:39:57is that he doesn't throw his darts too hard.

0:39:57 > 0:39:59- OK.- I love you, Jon!

0:39:59 > 0:40:01I don't know whether that's the case.

0:40:01 > 0:40:03I would say Jon's darting strength is,

0:40:03 > 0:40:06he baffles people with how short he is.

0:40:06 > 0:40:10He's actually 4'3" tall. I don't whether you know that statistic.

0:40:16 > 0:40:19With the first leg of the fourth quarterfinal under way,

0:40:19 > 0:40:23let's rejoin the leg with Deta and Jon in a bit of trouble.

0:40:23 > 0:40:26Deta always has a lovely little smirk on her face -

0:40:26 > 0:40:28it's like she knows she's going to win.

0:40:29 > 0:40:32- Very fluid throw from Deta, isn't it?- Yeah.

0:40:32 > 0:40:36- Glen, you require 14.- It's poetry.

0:40:36 > 0:40:39So double seven for the first leg, first of five, remember,

0:40:39 > 0:40:42through to the semifinals, three double two he'll go.

0:40:42 > 0:40:43- Glen!- Thank you(!)

0:40:45 > 0:40:47Double two, it's going in, I know it is.

0:40:49 > 0:40:51- Come on, Jon, you can do this. - Not an easy job.

0:40:51 > 0:40:53Jon, you require 122.

0:40:53 > 0:40:55- OK.- You can do this.

0:40:55 > 0:40:56CHANTING

0:40:57 > 0:41:00Yeah, good thinking, treble 18 leaves the board.

0:41:02 > 0:41:04Unlucky.

0:41:06 > 0:41:09- Kate, you require four. - Lovely calm demeanour - Jon.

0:41:09 > 0:41:12OK, Kate. Kiss me quick, it's double two.

0:41:16 > 0:41:17- No score.- No score, my dear.

0:41:20 > 0:41:22Deta, you require 96.

0:41:22 > 0:41:24So 96, good out shot.

0:41:28 > 0:41:32Treble 19, oh, just a fraction, could have been double 19.

0:41:37 > 0:41:39Glen, you require 4.

0:41:39 > 0:41:41Eventually someone's going to hit a double here

0:41:41 > 0:41:43and will it be Glen and will it be now?

0:41:43 > 0:41:45- Yes.- Yes, it will.

0:41:45 > 0:41:47Game shot and the first leg - Kate and Glen.

0:41:47 > 0:41:48Give us a roar! Rrrr!

0:41:48 > 0:41:50CROWD ROARS

0:41:55 > 0:41:59Glen and Kate took the next two legs to secure a 3-0 lead.

0:41:59 > 0:42:01Let's rejoin the match at the start of the fourth.

0:42:04 > 0:42:05Come on, Kate!

0:42:05 > 0:42:07SHOUTS OF ENCOURAGEMENT

0:42:13 > 0:42:14In you go.

0:42:16 > 0:42:19Well, I tell you what, he's hit the doubles when he's needed to.

0:42:19 > 0:42:22- I'm untucking the shirt, I'm untucking the shirt.- 60%

0:42:22 > 0:42:24top half percentage, but what's this?

0:42:24 > 0:42:27This could be a significant moment in this match -

0:42:27 > 0:42:31- his shirt has become untucked. - This is a mistake.

0:42:31 > 0:42:33The towel is still there, mind you.

0:42:33 > 0:42:35Look, look, what it's done,

0:42:35 > 0:42:38this has messed with his whole ecosystem.

0:42:38 > 0:42:41I know. I was going to say that - tuck it back in.

0:42:41 > 0:42:42- Tuck it back in. - Tuck it back in.

0:42:42 > 0:42:44Get the creases back.

0:42:44 > 0:42:47- Next it's the trousers coming off. - No!

0:42:47 > 0:42:48WHISTLING

0:42:48 > 0:42:51With Jon's wardrobe malfunction now sorted,

0:42:51 > 0:42:52let's rejoin the fourth leg

0:42:52 > 0:42:55with Glen at the oche, trailing by 54 points.

0:42:58 > 0:42:59Good marker.

0:43:02 > 0:43:03And again.

0:43:04 > 0:43:06That's the one.

0:43:07 > 0:43:10Deta, you require 136.

0:43:10 > 0:43:12OK.

0:43:12 > 0:43:13Two treble 20s

0:43:13 > 0:43:15and a double eight, no, can't now finish.

0:43:17 > 0:43:19The wrong side of that wire

0:43:19 > 0:43:23and straying into the treble five for the first start, so...

0:43:23 > 0:43:25And I didn't want that.

0:43:25 > 0:43:27- Kate, you require 90. - Go for it, Kate.

0:43:29 > 0:43:31Go on, Kate!

0:43:31 > 0:43:33Treble 18 the shot.

0:43:37 > 0:43:38So intense.

0:43:38 > 0:43:40Go on, Jon.

0:43:40 > 0:43:45- There's another thing here which I quite liked...- Jon, you require 44.

0:43:45 > 0:43:47..about Jon, he likes to set himself

0:43:47 > 0:43:50goals while playing darts at home, such as,

0:43:50 > 0:43:54"I won't let myself go to the loo till I hit treble 20."

0:43:54 > 0:43:55And that's the reason I never

0:43:55 > 0:43:58- play darts with Jon Richardson. - Unlucky Jon.- Glen, you require 73.

0:43:58 > 0:44:00It's a messy business.

0:44:00 > 0:44:02I'm leaving the commentary box.

0:44:04 > 0:44:06Come on, Tony. Hang on in there.

0:44:06 > 0:44:08- Oh!- Double top.

0:44:14 > 0:44:16- OK, Deta.- Deta, you require 40.

0:44:18 > 0:44:21This is...must hit the red bit at the top of the board.

0:44:22 > 0:44:25- Two 10s.- This 10's going in.

0:44:25 > 0:44:28CHEERING

0:44:28 > 0:44:32Yeah, we got one over here! Yeah!

0:44:32 > 0:44:34We got one on the board!

0:44:36 > 0:44:41So Jon and Deta claw a vital leg back to make it three-one.

0:44:41 > 0:44:44Let's join the fifth leg with Glen at the oche on a possible check-out.

0:44:44 > 0:44:46Glen, you require 106.

0:44:49 > 0:44:51This should be a finish here.

0:44:55 > 0:44:57Double 16 for a four-one lead.

0:44:57 > 0:44:58Oh!

0:44:59 > 0:45:04I know you can get this, Jon. Go on. Go on, Jon.

0:45:07 > 0:45:09Jon, you require 4.

0:45:09 > 0:45:13Richardson, shirt tucked up in, clean hands.

0:45:13 > 0:45:14CHANTING

0:45:14 > 0:45:15They all want you to get it, Jon.

0:45:17 > 0:45:19Oh, it's not far away, is it?

0:45:19 > 0:45:21He's kind of blocked the bed.

0:45:21 > 0:45:22Oh!

0:45:22 > 0:45:23Unlucky.

0:45:23 > 0:45:25That is genuinely unlucky.

0:45:25 > 0:45:27Kate, you require 16.

0:45:27 > 0:45:31- This is the one.- Come on, Kate. - Double eight, girl.- This is the one.

0:45:32 > 0:45:37- Oh!- No score...- Yeah, that's 16. - 16, double eight.- Come on!

0:45:37 > 0:45:40- ..unfortunately. - Bend the rules a little bit.

0:45:42 > 0:45:44Deta, you require 4.

0:45:44 > 0:45:45This is it, Deta.

0:45:45 > 0:45:46CHANTING

0:45:53 > 0:45:54Oh, double one.

0:45:55 > 0:45:56Surely?

0:45:56 > 0:45:58No.

0:45:58 > 0:46:00- No, no, no, so...- Oh!

0:46:00 > 0:46:03Glen, you require 16.

0:46:03 > 0:46:05..will Glen make her pay for that?

0:46:05 > 0:46:07I reckon he will.

0:46:08 > 0:46:10Reaching the doubles.

0:46:10 > 0:46:12Well, he was.

0:46:13 > 0:46:15- Needs double four.- Double four.

0:46:16 > 0:46:18- Oh.- He's got the marker.

0:46:20 > 0:46:21Oh!

0:46:23 > 0:46:26And I tell you what, with every missed double,

0:46:26 > 0:46:29- the tension in here... - Jon, you require four.

0:46:29 > 0:46:31..just ratchets up a little notch.

0:46:31 > 0:46:33Jon, not even bothered

0:46:33 > 0:46:34to wipe his hands this time.

0:46:37 > 0:46:39- Oh.- That was in before it was miles away.

0:46:39 > 0:46:40LAUGHTER

0:46:42 > 0:46:43Oh.

0:46:43 > 0:46:46Go in that one there.

0:46:46 > 0:46:47Kate, you require eight.

0:46:47 > 0:46:51OK, Kate, don't leave it late.

0:46:51 > 0:46:53Such focus.

0:46:53 > 0:46:55Oops!

0:46:55 > 0:46:57It's there, double four, it's shining.

0:46:57 > 0:46:59I told you to wear body armour.

0:47:02 > 0:47:03Oh, where's that gone?

0:47:03 > 0:47:04Oh!

0:47:04 > 0:47:07No-one likes going for double one.

0:47:07 > 0:47:08Can I just say "the madhouse"

0:47:08 > 0:47:11- just cos it makes me feel like a proper commentator?- Yep.

0:47:11 > 0:47:15She's in the madhouse, Tony.

0:47:15 > 0:47:18- Tony, she's in the madhouse. - OK, I've got it.- All right.

0:47:18 > 0:47:20Deta, you require four.

0:47:25 > 0:47:27Oh, my God.

0:47:28 > 0:47:30I don't think I want it.

0:47:30 > 0:47:31LAUGHTER

0:47:32 > 0:47:36Game shot on the fifth leg, Deta Hedman.

0:47:40 > 0:47:41So the fightback continues

0:47:41 > 0:47:44as Jon and Deta make it 3-2.

0:47:44 > 0:47:45Kate to throw first.

0:47:45 > 0:47:48We join the sixth leg with Glen at the oche

0:47:48 > 0:47:49and just seven points the difference.

0:47:51 > 0:47:53Be on a finish after these three.

0:47:53 > 0:47:55Yeah, he seems to have got his focus back.

0:47:55 > 0:47:58When he's missing, it's not by much.

0:47:59 > 0:48:02He finishes, 122.

0:48:02 > 0:48:05I am... I am definitely a man, I'm definitely a man.

0:48:05 > 0:48:06LAUGHTER

0:48:06 > 0:48:08I'm sort of in the middle.

0:48:08 > 0:48:09MORE LAUGHTER

0:48:15 > 0:48:17- Oh, Hedman. - Kate, you require 152.

0:48:17 > 0:48:19She hasn't left the finish.

0:48:19 > 0:48:22It's incredible what they've done with the camera, cos Jon

0:48:22 > 0:48:27looks almost as tall as Deta there, but he is 4'2", just to remind you.

0:48:27 > 0:48:294'2" tall.

0:48:29 > 0:48:31SHOUTS OF ENCOURAGEMENT

0:48:31 > 0:48:35I don't know if you heard that cry, "Humble don't crumble."

0:48:35 > 0:48:37So many great catchphrases for Kate Humble.

0:48:44 > 0:48:47- Oh, well done. - Glen, you require 89.

0:48:51 > 0:48:53Here we go.

0:48:53 > 0:48:55Treble 20 for double five.

0:48:55 > 0:48:59- A single 20 leaves the bull's-eye. - Full.

0:48:59 > 0:49:02- Yes! - Always nice to see a bull finish.

0:49:02 > 0:49:07That is awesome and, amazingly, he's gone into robotics.

0:49:07 > 0:49:11No-one was predicting the robotics. CHEERING

0:49:11 > 0:49:12He's tucked his shirt in

0:49:12 > 0:49:15- now he's doing the robot. - It's Jon to throw first.

0:49:15 > 0:49:17- I mean, that's not a trademark move, is it?- Game on.

0:49:17 > 0:49:19- No, it's not. It's not.- It is now.

0:49:19 > 0:49:224-2 the score, then, and it's the first to five.

0:49:22 > 0:49:26Here's the next leg with Scotty Mitchell watching on.

0:49:28 > 0:49:30Scotty Mitchell.

0:49:33 > 0:49:37Bought his father a tractor out of his winnings.

0:49:37 > 0:49:39Who...who bought his father a tractor?

0:49:41 > 0:49:44- Scott did when he won the world title.- Did he?- Yeah.

0:49:44 > 0:49:46Ah! What a lovely boy.

0:49:46 > 0:49:48That is lovely.

0:49:51 > 0:49:56I'm going to buy my mum a rotavator if I win. I can't afford a tractor.

0:50:01 > 0:50:03I guarantee if I win, I will be buying my mum

0:50:03 > 0:50:06something for the garden, though.

0:50:06 > 0:50:09Something mechanised. Back to the darts.

0:50:09 > 0:50:11Deta, you require 151.

0:50:11 > 0:50:13- Come on, Deta.- Yeah, she's...

0:50:13 > 0:50:15sort of needs this.

0:50:15 > 0:50:17Match point down.

0:50:17 > 0:50:18- Yes.- It's possible.

0:50:18 > 0:50:21Treble 17 for tops, this would be something.

0:50:21 > 0:50:23- Oh!- Unlucky.

0:50:27 > 0:50:28Match point, then.

0:50:28 > 0:50:31- Glen, you require 52.- Glen Durrant.

0:50:31 > 0:50:33- Come on, Duzza.- I don't think he'll miss this. He wants it.

0:50:33 > 0:50:35- Thank you.- He needs it.

0:50:37 > 0:50:38Options...

0:50:41 > 0:50:42Double eight.

0:50:42 > 0:50:44- Oh, dear.- One dart.

0:50:44 > 0:50:45No.

0:50:45 > 0:50:47Still continues.

0:50:47 > 0:50:49There's Glen.

0:50:49 > 0:50:52- That's not Glen. Sorry, Tony. - Come on, Tony.

0:50:52 > 0:50:54- I don't want to overrule... - Concentrate.

0:50:54 > 0:50:56I don't want to overrule you, mate.

0:50:56 > 0:50:58It's definitely not Glen.

0:51:01 > 0:51:03- Is that 42?- 42, yes.

0:51:08 > 0:51:10- You got four, girl.- Oh, dear.

0:51:10 > 0:51:12- Looks angry.- We don't want to see ugly scenes like that.

0:51:12 > 0:51:13Kate, you require eight.

0:51:13 > 0:51:15It's for charity, guys.

0:51:15 > 0:51:17- Are all those...- Eh?

0:51:17 > 0:51:18Be nice if Kate finished this off.

0:51:18 > 0:51:20Double four, that's not far away.

0:51:20 > 0:51:21It's not far off.

0:51:26 > 0:51:29- Unlucky 13.- Deta, you require 60.

0:51:29 > 0:51:32To stay alive in the match, she should have two darts at double top.

0:51:32 > 0:51:33Come on, Deta.

0:51:33 > 0:51:35There's the big 20.

0:51:35 > 0:51:36Here it comes.

0:51:38 > 0:51:39Tops, she needs.

0:51:41 > 0:51:43Oh!

0:51:43 > 0:51:45- Tops, she doesn't get.- Deta!

0:51:45 > 0:51:48- Go on, Glen.- Come on, Glen. - Glen, you require eight.

0:51:48 > 0:51:50I think it's the last one!

0:51:50 > 0:51:55That might be it, because this double four is for the match.

0:51:57 > 0:51:58Marker's there.

0:51:59 > 0:52:06Game...shot...and match - Kate Humble and Glen Durrant.

0:52:06 > 0:52:11- Yeah!- Glen and Kate march on to the semifinals.

0:52:11 > 0:52:13Well played, Jon. Well played, Deta.

0:52:15 > 0:52:18I tell you what you've got a great job, gents, I love it up here.

0:52:18 > 0:52:20You're welcome any time.

0:52:20 > 0:52:23And I don't want to be arrogant, I think I nailed it.

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0:54:35 > 0:54:40And now, here to talk through that great match we just saw,

0:54:40 > 0:54:45it's Kate and Glen, Jon and Deta and our darts supremo Tony O'Shea.

0:54:45 > 0:54:46CHEERING

0:54:46 > 0:54:52Congratulations, Kate and Glen. That was a fantastic start from you.

0:54:52 > 0:54:56I really thought, "She has been completely hoodwinking us.

0:54:56 > 0:54:58- "She's been hiding her light under a bushel."- I think, you know,

0:54:58 > 0:55:02- Glen really couldn't have done it without me.- It's all about Kate.

0:55:02 > 0:55:05He couldn't have done it without you.

0:55:05 > 0:55:07We could have crumbled without Humble.

0:55:07 > 0:55:10- There was quite a lot of crumbling out there.- Yeah, there was.

0:55:10 > 0:55:14You know, I have to be honest, I've watched darts and just think,

0:55:14 > 0:55:17"All you do is drink beer and do that." It's quite hard, isn't it?

0:55:17 > 0:55:18It's quite technical too.

0:55:18 > 0:55:20- I don't drink beer, so it's all right.- Oh.

0:55:20 > 0:55:22And I weren't that good.

0:55:22 > 0:55:24She's got a new-found respect for you, Deta,

0:55:24 > 0:55:25and you can see what it meant to you.

0:55:25 > 0:55:30Shall we have a little look at Glen's check-out in leg one

0:55:30 > 0:55:32and your reaction, Kate, here.

0:55:33 > 0:55:35Game shot and the first leg...

0:55:35 > 0:55:38Give us a roar! Rrrr!

0:55:42 > 0:55:45Yeah, and you can look at that and think, "Oh, I never..."

0:55:45 > 0:55:49Yes, you did, actually, because when Deta checked out,

0:55:49 > 0:55:51in leg four, have a look at yourself, Jon, here.

0:55:55 > 0:55:56Aww!

0:55:56 > 0:55:58What came over you there, Jon?

0:55:58 > 0:56:01- Yeah.- That was just one of your inches going there.

0:56:01 > 0:56:04If I'd had two inches, I'd have kissed you.

0:56:04 > 0:56:07Tony, you said something really interesting to me during that match.

0:56:07 > 0:56:10From behind, Jon looked like a darts player.

0:56:10 > 0:56:14To be honest, his stance, his actual throw...

0:56:14 > 0:56:17looks like a real darts player until you see where they end up

0:56:17 > 0:56:19on the board which was a bit unfortunate, but...

0:56:19 > 0:56:23- You've got the stance, you've clearly got the demeanour...- Yeah.

0:56:23 > 0:56:25..you, you know, you were quite kind of icy up there,

0:56:25 > 0:56:28you seemed to compose yourself and stay focused.

0:56:28 > 0:56:31If there's one thing that experience has made me think,

0:56:31 > 0:56:34it's that if I ever see a dart again, it'll be too soon.

0:56:34 > 0:56:38This is the worst game. I'm never coming back to the Lakeside,

0:56:38 > 0:56:41it's been the worst day of my life and I don't care what I look like

0:56:41 > 0:56:44- from behind, you know, from... - We do.

0:56:44 > 0:56:47..from behind, I look like an incredible basketball player,

0:56:47 > 0:56:50you know, if you're far enough away I look like a super model.

0:56:52 > 0:56:56So, then, for 4-2, Glen, when you were really in control

0:56:56 > 0:56:59and you checked out and we saw something a little bit different

0:56:59 > 0:57:01from you in your celebration.

0:57:04 > 0:57:08Fantastic check-out and it deserved...

0:57:09 > 0:57:12I'm just looking for the Strictly Come Dancing contract,

0:57:12 > 0:57:14that's all I was looking for.

0:57:14 > 0:57:17If you're watching, Bruce Forsyth, I am available.

0:57:17 > 0:57:20He no longer hosts it, but I'll tell him anyway.

0:57:21 > 0:57:22Who hosts it?

0:57:22 > 0:57:26Tony, the semifinal line-ups, now we know who they are

0:57:26 > 0:57:28and these guys here, Glen and Kate,

0:57:28 > 0:57:30are going to face Tim and Darryl.

0:57:30 > 0:57:32That's going to be a tough order

0:57:32 > 0:57:33isn't it, for them, to conquer?

0:57:33 > 0:57:34Well, it could be down

0:57:34 > 0:57:37to the celebrities that decides the game.

0:57:37 > 0:57:40The two players are going to be playing well. It's up to you guys.

0:57:40 > 0:57:44Well, guys, it's just been brilliant entertainment watching you.

0:57:44 > 0:57:45Thank you so much, Tony, as well

0:57:45 > 0:57:49and remember you can still text to donate and do your bit for

0:57:49 > 0:57:52Sport Relief but for now what an evening of darting action it's been.

0:57:52 > 0:57:54The Wild Thing has tamed Lakeside,

0:57:54 > 0:57:57and Kate and Glen have taken the last of our semifinal places.

0:57:57 > 0:58:02Sadly, for Jon and Deta they must be released back into the wild.

0:58:02 > 0:58:05And so, ladies and gentlemen, we have our semifinalists.

0:58:05 > 0:58:06Next time, we'll see

0:58:06 > 0:58:07two sure-to-be-smashing semis

0:58:07 > 0:58:09where Greg Davies and Wolfie Adams

0:58:09 > 0:58:10take on Mike Tindall

0:58:10 > 0:58:11and Scotty Mitchell,

0:58:11 > 0:58:13and Tim Vine and Darryl Fitton

0:58:13 > 0:58:14go toe to toe with

0:58:14 > 0:58:16Kate Humble and Glen Durrant.

0:58:16 > 0:58:18It promises to be quite the night.

0:58:18 > 0:58:23It's going to be epic, like Game Of Throws. Good night.

0:58:24 > 0:58:27CHEERING

0:58:46 > 0:58:49Such focus. Next stop, the semifinals.

0:58:49 > 0:58:51# Can we go back?

0:58:51 > 0:58:52# This is the moment

0:58:52 > 0:58:54# Tonight is the night

0:58:54 > 0:58:55# We'll fight till it's over

0:58:55 > 0:59:00# So we put our hands up like the ceiling can't hold us

0:59:00 > 0:59:03# Like the ceiling can't hold us

0:59:03 > 0:59:04# Can we go back?

0:59:04 > 0:59:05# This is the moment

0:59:05 > 0:59:07# Tonight is the night

0:59:07 > 0:59:09# We'll fight till it's over

0:59:09 > 0:59:13# So we put our hands up like the ceiling can't hold us

0:59:13 > 0:59:17# Like the ceiling can't hold us. #