Sport Relief Weekend 2012

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0:00:03 > 0:00:13Welcome to a look back of the best bits of a spectacular Sport Relief

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0:00:13 > 0:03:52Apology for the loss of subtitles for 219 seconds

0:03:52 > 0:03:56Coming up we have got the Strictly team as you have never seen them

0:03:56 > 0:04:06before and Miranda has her own unique sporting challenge. But

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0:04:13 > 0:04:19before all of that, a special What's your name? Karen. Will this

0:04:19 > 0:04:24take long? We should be a way shortly. Are you a Chelsea fan?

0:04:24 > 0:04:31I hate football. I won this in a competition and I wanted to be on

0:04:31 > 0:04:38TV. Also it would look good on my CV. Is this an important game?

0:04:38 > 0:04:48yes it is. Are you feeling confident? Yes. Right. Why do you

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0:04:52 > 0:05:00No, no, she public might find. And she's got Frank Lampard. Frank

0:05:00 > 0:05:08Lampard, great. She's chatting to him. She's chatting to him? Yes.

0:05:08 > 0:05:15Maybe keep an eye on that in case she does that thing that she does.

0:05:15 > 0:05:22Own skis me, excuse me. Your Christine Bleakley, aren't you?

0:05:22 > 0:05:32Can I have an autograph? To Jake, please. Hello, I'm Pete. I'm also a

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0:05:34 > 0:05:39big fan. We voted for you on Strictly. You and Ann Widdecombe.

0:05:39 > 0:05:48Could you make one to denote please. Are used supporting your other

0:05:48 > 0:05:53half? Adrian Chiles? No, we are not married. Christine is engaged to

0:05:53 > 0:06:01Frank Lampard who is a very lucky man. He is not that lucky. That

0:06:01 > 0:06:06goal was way over the line. I called the ref a Nazi stooge.

0:06:06 > 0:06:10All I know is that last weekend I heard my dad shouting that you had

0:06:10 > 0:06:15missed a goal that my granny could have scored. The we all miss the

0:06:15 > 0:06:25occasional easy one. It must have been really easy because my granny

0:06:25 > 0:06:30has got a plastic hip. We still won the game. I made the goals. That is

0:06:30 > 0:06:36nothing to boast about. You just need a few bits of wood and a net.

0:06:36 > 0:06:41It is just DIY. Try not to talk to Frank Lampard to March. He is

0:06:41 > 0:06:49trying to focus on the game. This is my mum, she fancies you. Know, I

0:06:49 > 0:06:54don't! Excuse me, madam. Yes. Really, it is a lot of big game

0:06:54 > 0:07:04pressure. I know all about big game at pressure. I play netball for the

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0:07:04 > 0:07:09school. Football is much harder than netball.

0:07:09 > 0:07:15Actually, this is a real coincidence because my daughter is

0:07:15 > 0:07:22Frank's mascot today. Really? She will not forget that! Neither will

0:07:23 > 0:07:27he. Could I have two more, please, 12 Mikey and one to Josh. OK.

0:07:27 > 0:07:31know what would make Dancing On Ice really better? You are really good

0:07:31 > 0:07:35in that. If they had really thin patches of ice which the skaters

0:07:35 > 0:07:45had to avoid. They are skating along and then they plummet through

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0:07:46 > 0:07:49the ice. Orde giant angry walruses. No, netball is so much harder than

0:07:49 > 0:07:54football because in netball the Net is really small and only just big

0:07:55 > 0:08:00enough to fit the ball through whereas in football, the Net is

0:08:00 > 0:08:0620,000 times bigger than the ball. It is not 20,000 times bigger.

0:08:06 > 0:08:12goals are huge. Also in netball the Net is really high up off the

0:08:12 > 0:08:19ground. It has not got a huge goal regarding it. Well, Amy Harrison is

0:08:19 > 0:08:25nearly 6 ft tall. The polar bear hunts the skaters across the ice,

0:08:25 > 0:08:29it is what TV people called jeopardy. You have got to stop her.

0:08:29 > 0:08:34I think a polar bear might pose a few health and safety issues.

0:08:34 > 0:08:39I have five pleased to know one in particular. Are you selling these?

0:08:39 > 0:08:47You see, Christine, this is part of my business start-up project for my

0:08:47 > 0:08:51economics module. But you are selling them? They could spear up

0:08:51 > 0:08:56through the eyes may be impaling someone. Look, football is

0:08:56 > 0:09:02definitely harder than netball, isn't it, lads? Of course you are

0:09:02 > 0:09:12going to say that. Have you ever played netball? Karen! Stock it!

0:09:12 > 0:09:18have, I am quite good. Stop it! Most footballers have nicknames,

0:09:19 > 0:09:27don't they? Do you have one? No. am sure my dad called you something

0:09:28 > 0:09:36when you missed that goal. It will come to me in a second. Is so 70-30,

0:09:36 > 0:09:4460-40. No, I cannot do that. Does Frank get nervous before games?

0:09:44 > 0:09:49bit. What if I gave some money to charity? Does Heathrow up? That is

0:09:49 > 0:09:54what I do when I get nervous. I am feeling a bit nervous now. There is

0:09:54 > 0:10:01a friend of mine. I am going to catch up. He you can choose the

0:10:01 > 0:10:07charity. Excuse me, Christine, this is my wife. When Frank gets nervous,

0:10:07 > 0:10:14does a huge brain starts throbbing behind his left ear? What is that

0:10:14 > 0:10:18armband, is it a fashion thing? means I am Captain. Say you are in

0:10:18 > 0:10:28charge. Does that mean if you lose the newspapers will blame you? I

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0:10:29 > 0:10:37bet it does. Especially if you miss another easy one. They will

0:10:37 > 0:10:44probably stick your face on a picture of a vegetable. Frank, the

0:10:44 > 0:10:51ref does not have a mascot. He does now. So you were the ref? Are you

0:10:51 > 0:10:55feeling confident? Putting aside Frank Lampard's five

0:10:55 > 0:11:00missed penalties, what did you make of the extraordinary refereeing

0:11:00 > 0:11:04performance? The man went to pieces for some reason. It was incredible,

0:11:05 > 0:11:09he sent off seven players, plus the Chelsea mascot, he swallowed his

0:11:09 > 0:11:16own whistle and to round the day off, his shorts fell down. It was

0:11:16 > 0:11:19abysmal. Your support over the years has

0:11:19 > 0:11:24helped us change lives here in the UK and all over the world. But

0:11:24 > 0:11:34there is a lot more we can do. Take a look at this film. It is why we

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0:11:36 > 0:11:40are here tonight. So many kids here are not well.

0:11:40 > 0:11:47is the most appalling thing I have ever seen. Little kids should not

0:11:47 > 0:11:56be doing this. Even now, they don't understand why he cannot come back.

0:11:56 > 0:12:01My biggest hope is that a child is strong enough to run and love.

0:12:01 > 0:12:11is rocking and Quaye sings-I have also she is a beautiful 11-year-old

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0:12:14 > 0:12:21girl and she has to face this It is impossible for any parent to

0:12:21 > 0:12:31be here and not have your heart ripped out. It is unimaginable that

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0:12:59 > 0:13:05Today, you could change someone's Every pound you give tonight will

0:13:05 > 0:13:10be spent in the UK or in the world's poorest countries. Tonight,

0:13:10 > 0:13:20you can change lives. Together we can change lives. Please call:,

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0:13:33 > 0:13:43# if I lay here, if I just lay here, would you forget the world? Forget

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0:13:43 > 0:13:53what we saw before we get to alter, just show me a garden that's

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0:13:55 > 0:14:05bursting into life. All that I am, and all that I ever

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0:14:07 > 0:14:17was, is here in your perfect eyes, they are all that I can see.

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0:14:19 > 0:14:29I don't know where, confused about how, just know that these things

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0:14:33 > 0:14:43will never change for us at all. If I lay here, if I just lay here,

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0:14:56 > 0:15:05would you live with any and just CHEERING AND APPLAUSE now it is

0:15:05 > 0:15:13time to join the Strictly team. They fought the battle for the

0:15:13 > 0:15:20Strictly crown. Now, at Pinewood Studios, Harry and Josie like you

0:15:20 > 0:15:30have never seen them before. This is Strictly Come Dancing under

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0:15:30 > 0:15:35water, for Sport Relief. Hello and welcome to this very special

0:15:35 > 0:15:40edition of Strictly Come Dancing. It is quite frankly one of the most

0:15:40 > 0:15:47bonkers things we have ever attempted. Strictly is going under

0:15:47 > 0:15:57water. We have built a ballroom and submerged it in a tank. Our couples

0:15:57 > 0:16:04will dance on that very watery stage. Talking of suave,

0:16:04 > 0:16:14sophisticated, leading men, here are four he would not be shaken or

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0:16:18 > 0:16:26stirred. It is to Strictly judges. Our special guest beers Mark Foster.

0:16:26 > 0:16:32-- is Mark Foster. Ahoy there, boys! You look so sweet. You look

0:16:32 > 0:16:42seven. Can I call you Captain Len? What are you expecting? How excited

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0:16:43 > 0:16:51are you? I am truly excited. It is a unique experience. Here I am,

0:16:51 > 0:16:57four men in a punt, getting ready to watch. I am hoping it will be

0:16:57 > 0:17:02gorgeous. How challenging is it going to be? We are all here for

0:17:02 > 0:17:07Sport Relief. At the moment Chelsee and Harry have to walk down those

0:17:07 > 0:17:13stairs and dance, it is quite hard. You have the resistance of the

0:17:13 > 0:17:18water. You have to calculate the resistance of water. Mark knows

0:17:18 > 0:17:24about it. There is the weightlessness as well. If you are

0:17:24 > 0:17:34clever you can use that weightless nursed to do fantastic, Smith

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0:17:34 > 0:17:43shapes. There are pros and cons. -- witlessness. They are under water.

0:17:43 > 0:17:49Are you excited in any way? I am. I am looking forward to it all going

0:17:49 > 0:17:56very wrong. You know more than the judges, how difficult would it be

0:17:56 > 0:18:02to move under that much water? is incredibly different from doing

0:18:02 > 0:18:07it on land. You have resistance. When you are under water, you will

0:18:07 > 0:18:14be out of breath. They have mouthpieces but it will be far

0:18:14 > 0:18:24different than from on land. First up it is Harry and Aliona. Let's

0:18:24 > 0:18:32see how they got on in training. Harry and Ali owner! Winning

0:18:32 > 0:18:38strictly was absolutely amazing. When we were asked to do Strictly

0:18:38 > 0:18:42under water, we jumped at the opportunity. When I arrived at the

0:18:42 > 0:18:48underwater stage, I felt like was the main a new James Bond movie. I

0:18:48 > 0:18:53got in the water, got my scuba equipment arm. You could play the

0:18:53 > 0:19:00James Bond theme music well I am under there and that would be

0:19:00 > 0:19:07really cool! Then we started doing ballroom dancing. It is a lot

0:19:07 > 0:19:14harder. It is like moving through treacle. You cannot really

0:19:14 > 0:19:21communicate. You are doing theirs. Her dancing powers are taken away.

0:19:21 > 0:19:27Water is her kryptonite. Training for the series on Strictly, you do

0:19:27 > 0:19:32eight hours, 10 hours a day. Underwater we have managed about

0:19:32 > 0:19:42three. It is more strenuous. routine is not set so we will have

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0:19:42 > 0:19:52to work really hard tomorrow. you panicking? A little bit.

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0:19:58 > 0:20:08Dancing for Sport Relief, Harry # standing on the edge of for ever,

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0:20:10 > 0:20:20at the start of whatever, shouting learn if at the world. We will meet

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0:20:23 > 0:20:30you where the lights are. Where the panda turns around, we will ran so

0:20:30 > 0:20:39hard we will tear the ground away. Although no one understood why we

0:20:39 > 0:20:48were holding back the flirt. We were holding back the flirt. They

0:20:48 > 0:20:58said we would never danced again. Oh though no one understood, there

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0:20:58 > 0:21:08was more of them than as. Wheat were holding back the full alert,

0:21:08 > 0:21:18they said we would never danced again. -- we were holding. Hold on,

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0:21:40 > 0:21:50There you are. Absolutely amazing! That was gobsmacked King. You are a

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0:21:51 > 0:22:00clever girl. It looked brilliant. How did it feel? Amazing! You took

0:22:00 > 0:22:05our breath away. How was it? Good fun. Loved it. Let's go to our

0:22:05 > 0:22:11guest judge. How did they cope? They were brilliant. Is there

0:22:11 > 0:22:21anything they could not do? You were like Happy feet down there.

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0:22:25 > 0:22:32a good way. I have this sudden urge to dive in. I really do. Slick and

0:22:32 > 0:22:39streamlined. Truly a wander down under. Both of you were like a

0:22:39 > 0:22:48marvel of the abyss. I loved it. What did you think? You both took

0:22:49 > 0:22:54the plunge and it paid off. Clean lines. I loved it. I felt waves of

0:22:54 > 0:23:01emotion, especially when you went into the double attitude turn. It

0:23:01 > 0:23:11looked incredible. Then the fish lift and the upper body strength

0:23:11 > 0:23:20you demonstrated underwater. A one arm to press, absolutely brilliant!

0:23:20 > 0:23:25Fantastic commence from Craig. movement and the lifts were

0:23:26 > 0:23:35beautiful. 80% of all life in the world was under water and you were

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0:23:37 > 0:23:42full of life. Well done! Are you happy with the comments? They were

0:23:42 > 0:23:51beautiful. When you have Craig Revel Horwood being nice, it must

0:23:51 > 0:23:58be a surprise? I have never seen him be so nice. Thank you very much.

0:23:59 > 0:24:08With the judges please reveal their scores? Mark Foster... 8. Bruno

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0:24:12 > 0:24:20Tonioli. 10. Craig Revel Horwood... It nine. Len big men... 8. -- Len

0:24:20 > 0:24:30Goodman. That is the end of Part 1 of The. It was merely a drop in the

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0:24:48 > 0:24:55ocean. -- End of Part one. His I am in one of the biggest slams in

0:24:55 > 0:25:04Sierra Leone. This is where most people go to the toilet or wash

0:25:04 > 0:25:09their clothes. This place is extraordinary for of all the wrong

0:25:09 > 0:25:19reasons. Thousands of the poorest of this country's people crowd into

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0:25:24 > 0:25:31tiny shacks. Hello. I am John. There are eight of you. We are not

0:25:31 > 0:25:36being disrespectful but this is basically the size of a garden shed.

0:25:36 > 0:25:42You would not want to spend a night here, let alone your whole life.

0:25:42 > 0:25:47This is on the edge of a sewage filled revert that regularly flirts.

0:25:47 > 0:25:53It is hard to comprehend how they have managed to survive these

0:25:53 > 0:25:59living conditions. It turns out they have not. She has lost five

0:25:59 > 0:26:05children to preventable illnesses by living here. Some of them died

0:26:05 > 0:26:12of pneumonia and the others malaria. We do not have the money and we

0:26:12 > 0:26:20could not afford the proper medicines, so they died. How old?

0:26:20 > 0:26:26One year old, one year, six months, four mounts, five months. With

0:26:26 > 0:26:36everything that has happened to you, do you still have hope for your

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0:26:36 > 0:26:42family? Yes. I still have hope because I am still alive. Maybe one

0:26:42 > 0:26:48of them will succeed and help us all. These children are battling to

0:26:48 > 0:26:55survive here. Your money is already paying for some water taps to be

0:26:55 > 0:27:03installed. There is a much bigger problem. At this moment in time,

0:27:03 > 0:27:13there are 18 toilets that work here. There are 10,900 people living here.

0:27:13 > 0:27:23That is an incomprehensible dilemma. The 11-year-old Grand daughter has

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0:27:39 > 0:27:45to face this every day. Can you You can see why. Can you imagine

0:27:45 > 0:27:51asking your 11-year-old daughter to go to the toilet into the river? I

0:27:51 > 0:27:58came here to learn something that I was not expecting anything like

0:27:58 > 0:28:05this. She is a beautiful 11-year- old girl, someone's daughter, who

0:28:05 > 0:28:15has to face this cesspit every day. What a your worries for the future?

0:28:15 > 0:28:16

0:28:16 > 0:28:26What do you worry about? You lost your sister. You worry you will

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0:28:28 > 0:28:33died too. No kid in the world should be worrying about dying.

0:28:33 > 0:28:43Kids at home worry about whether they have the right trainers on.

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0:28:45 > 0:28:55This is life and death. They have to hope and you can provide the

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0:29:11 > 0:29:15help. Please call. Thank you. Thank # Bring me sunshine in your smile.

0:29:15 > 0:29:18# Bring me laughter all the while. # In this world where we live there

0:29:18 > 0:29:22should be more happiness. # All the joy can give to each

0:29:22 > 0:29:29brand new bright tomorrow. # Make me happy through the years.

0:29:29 > 0:29:33# Never bring me any tears. # Let your arms be as warm as the

0:29:34 > 0:29:43sun from up above. # Bring me fun, bring me sunshine,

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0:29:51 > 0:29:58Back too strict in now and let's see how Chelsee and Pasha got on. -

0:29:58 > 0:30:04- back to Strictly. Welcome back to Pinewood Studios

0:30:04 > 0:30:09for part two of Strictly Come Dancing - under water. Next to take

0:30:10 > 0:30:17the Sport Relief plunge, is Chelsee and Pasha. Here they are in

0:30:18 > 0:30:22training. I came second in Strictly Come Dancing and it would be

0:30:22 > 0:30:26amazing to have the trophy this time. We are here taking our first

0:30:27 > 0:30:36steps in underwater dancing. dreading going in there. Dreading

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0:30:38 > 0:30:48it. I don't like it! I don't like going underwater.

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0:30:50 > 0:30:56I can't do it! I am freaking out a little, now. I'm trying to work my

0:30:56 > 0:31:00breathing out. I am so used to breathing through my nose and it is

0:31:00 > 0:31:07weird having to get used to doing it through my mouth. The main thing

0:31:07 > 0:31:12is far as to get comfortable being underwater. It feels unnatural. I

0:31:12 > 0:31:18sometimes panic when I have been down there. It is so uncomfortable

0:31:18 > 0:31:24and scary to be under water. A completely different environment.

0:31:24 > 0:31:33knew it was going to be hard and it is hard for me. I am so proud of

0:31:33 > 0:31:43Chelsee. I don't think I can do this.

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0:31:43 > 0:33:05Apology for the loss of subtitles for 219 seconds

0:33:06 > 0:33:15Dancing under water, Chelsee Healey Happy we'll be, beyond the sea. And

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0:33:41 > 0:33:45Are you all right? Well done! How was it? It was amazing. Once you

0:33:45 > 0:33:50are down there, you feel that you're breathing is going OK and it

0:33:50 > 0:33:54is an amazing feeling. I love that. Did you enjoy it? Absolutely.

0:33:54 > 0:33:59Everything went the way we planned. It is such a great feeling of

0:33:59 > 0:34:04freedom down there. And I can do the splits down there and I cannot

0:34:04 > 0:34:09on dry land! It was a beautiful routine. Let's go to our judges.

0:34:09 > 0:34:16Mark, how do you think they coped? There had tables and chairs and

0:34:17 > 0:34:22champagne glasses and everything. had not seen rehearsals. Chelsee

0:34:22 > 0:34:32had problems going underwater in the beginning so to overcome that,

0:34:32 > 0:34:38it was amazing. You were amazing, sweetheart. Chelsee, you are a

0:34:38 > 0:34:42beautiful little mermaid. Enticing the seat man into your little

0:34:42 > 0:34:47kingdom. There was a moment when you were reaching over to the

0:34:47 > 0:34:54camera, it was pure Esther Williams. It was fantastic. That is the best

0:34:54 > 0:35:01compliment ever. Mr no longer grumpy and full of joy, Craig Revel

0:35:01 > 0:35:06Horwood. Sorry to disappoint. The transitions were slightly fishy. It

0:35:06 > 0:35:14was complex. It looked more like a shark attack in a feeding frenzy

0:35:14 > 0:35:19down there. But, my darling, you did a million and one steps. Be

0:35:19 > 0:35:25kept in character. I loved the use of props. Tables, chairs, champagne

0:35:25 > 0:35:33glasses underwater. Absolute heaven. Full of drama. I would say water

0:35:33 > 0:35:38heaven, darling, gorgeous! Finally, head Gedge, Len. Chelsee, my little

0:35:38 > 0:35:41water a baby. Whatever people give to Sport Relief, you have given

0:35:41 > 0:35:46more because I know you were petrified and you have come out and

0:35:46 > 0:35:54done it. I think that was amazing. You did a fantastic job. It was

0:35:54 > 0:36:02very, very well done. Yes, well done! Before we get these calls,

0:36:02 > 0:36:07let's welcome back Harry and Aliona. -- before we get this cause. Harry,

0:36:08 > 0:36:14you scored 35. We will find out what you have scored. If it is a

0:36:14 > 0:36:24tie Ben picking, otherwise known as head judge Len Goodman, will decide

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0:36:37 > 0:36:44who lifts the trophy. Will the It is a tie! It is a tie! Let's go

0:36:44 > 0:36:50to Len. This is serious. Somebody does win a very beautiful Strictly

0:36:50 > 0:36:56Come Dancing Trophy. Who would you like to see win? I tied both of you.

0:36:56 > 0:37:03I gave you both and eight. Firstly, I thought Harry, the apps will --

0:37:03 > 0:37:09the actual dance was beautiful. However, I must say that I felt, as

0:37:09 > 0:37:15a dance from a celebrity underwater, Chelsee did a little bit more

0:37:15 > 0:37:25dancing. You mainly partnered, she mainly' to dance. My decision is

0:37:25 > 0:37:33for you, Chelsee and Pasha. You are the winners of Strictly Come

0:37:33 > 0:37:38Dancing - underwater! Raised it above your head. I feel stupid but

0:37:38 > 0:37:42I am made up, thank you. Congratulations. Are you delighted?

0:37:42 > 0:37:49Thank you very much. It was an incredible experience for both

0:37:49 > 0:37:55couples. Are you very happy for them? Absolutely delighted. It has

0:37:55 > 0:37:59an amazing thing to be part of and Chelsee did incredibly well to

0:37:59 > 0:38:03overcome her fears and it is an amazing thing to be part of Sport

0:38:03 > 0:38:08Relief and thank you for this opportunity. So, we have a winner.

0:38:08 > 0:38:18Please raise three for our Sport Relief Strictly Come Dancing

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0:38:40 > 0:38:47From north to south, east to west, you made a difference. You why the

0:38:47 > 0:38:55best. Where the climbing, skating or swimming a mile, you always

0:38:55 > 0:39:00limbered up in truce dial. -- in true style. On riding bikes and

0:39:00 > 0:39:05fitness machines, you put on your kids and went out in teams. With

0:39:05 > 0:39:09family and friends of going alone, you did your best, you hardly

0:39:09 > 0:39:14groaned. A little or big, serious or funny,

0:39:14 > 0:39:17you got out of bed and raised loads of money.

0:39:17 > 0:39:23We thank you dearly for every penny raised.

0:39:23 > 0:39:27Now get some rest, if you are feeling quite phased.

0:39:27 > 0:39:37Thank you, thank you, we hope you've had fun.

0:39:37 > 0:39:47You are beautiful and brilliant, Time for Miranda now who seems to

0:39:47 > 0:39:56

0:39:56 > 0:40:03have got her wires a little bit Oh, yes, Batman played an ace the

0:40:03 > 0:40:10moment he took his tracksuit off. Such fun! He could lob his ace my

0:40:11 > 0:40:17way. Yes, I'd like a good service! That is just desperate. Where is

0:40:17 > 0:40:22Miranda? I hope she behaves herself today. I have never risk to

0:40:22 > 0:40:29exposing her in a box before. will be fine. Land of Hope and

0:40:29 > 0:40:39Glory! Why do we never know the words? The baton is a salami is

0:40:39 > 0:40:39

0:40:39 > 0:40:48thick, brilliant! Oh, that is brilliant bouncing. Oh,

0:40:48 > 0:40:55I am so sorry, lady, sir Dane scary Bruce face. Salami stick? It is not

0:40:55 > 0:40:59the 10 o'clock news now, is it love? Chillaxio, Bruce. Not that I

0:40:59 > 0:41:06am saying you look like Bruce Forsyth. You are beautiful in the

0:41:06 > 0:41:14flesh. I thought Albert Hall, -- what are you wearing? I thought

0:41:14 > 0:41:21Albert Hall, Proms. You look like an absolute! Get your meaty stick

0:41:21 > 0:41:27out of your face. There is a joke there somewhere. Right, I will go

0:41:27 > 0:41:33home and change. No time, you will miss everything. I am not bothered

0:41:33 > 0:41:40about the tennis. Not the tennis, there are men here who are what I

0:41:40 > 0:41:50call tall. Rich men with bulging thighs. Right, I might stick around.

0:41:50 > 0:41:51

0:41:51 > 0:42:01Stock it is Virginia Wade. Dane Virginia. Excuse me, I am needed in

0:42:01 > 0:42:06

0:42:06 > 0:42:14the VIP room. We are the needed in the VIP room, LOL, OMG. Such fun.

0:42:14 > 0:42:22Did she just say it's such fun? follow her! VIP room! We are in.

0:42:22 > 0:42:31Now, act casual. Subtly look around for men. You were looking very

0:42:31 > 0:42:38strange. I am trying to be casual. Robbie Savage, Robbie Savage,

0:42:38 > 0:42:48Robbie Savage! Hello, I am penny. This is my daughter, Miranda.

0:42:48 > 0:42:50

0:42:50 > 0:43:00Miranda, nice to meet you. savage! You can savage me any time!

0:43:00 > 0:43:03

0:43:03 > 0:43:13What am I doing? Ring me. It is Mo Farah! OK, leave this to me. Yeo,

0:43:13 > 0:43:16

0:43:16 > 0:43:26hello. So, no, no Farrow and Ball. Mighty Mo, big moat. -- Big Mo.

0:43:26 > 0:43:28

0:43:29 > 0:43:38Wide you have to be my daughter? You are weird! I defy you to do

0:43:38 > 0:43:47better. Right. Joe Calzaghe! Hello, Joe. How or why you doing? What say

0:43:47 > 0:43:57you and died engage in some sexual sparring. Ding Ding round one, bash,

0:43:57 > 0:43:57

0:43:57 > 0:44:04boom! Oh, so sorry Miss Balding. So sorry. And that I am weird? It is

0:44:04 > 0:44:14impossible to be casual around famous people. I just put my bum in

0:44:14 > 0:44:17

0:44:17 > 0:44:22Clare Balding's face. It is too much! What is going on over there?

0:44:22 > 0:44:32Have you got passes? Who while we? That is very rude because we are

0:44:32 > 0:44:33

0:44:33 > 0:44:43athletes. This is... My name is pavlova. I am a Russian gymnast.

0:44:43 > 0:44:44

0:44:44 > 0:44:50This is gymnast. That was a gymnast. And I am... She is a heavyweight.

0:44:50 > 0:45:00thought I recognised you. Yes, I am a heavyweight boxer. Lifter. By a

0:45:00 > 0:45:08

0:45:08 > 0:45:18I think you have been eating too many crisps. Who are you really?

0:45:18 > 0:45:19

0:45:19 > 0:45:28Sue Barker. No, I am Miss Sue Barker. I it and Sue Barker.

0:45:28 > 0:45:38have only got to work for that. Clearly an impostor. -- your word

0:45:38 > 0:45:44

0:45:44 > 0:45:54for that. Get her out, get her out! That is Sue Barker. Shut up!

0:45:54 > 0:45:57

0:45:57 > 0:46:07Barker, how are you? I am sue Barker. I am Sue Barker. I am sue

0:46:07 > 0:46:14

0:46:14 > 0:46:23Barker! Cricketers. Lads, catch! sorry. Sorry about that. That was

0:46:23 > 0:46:31wholly inappropriate. Goran Ivanisevic. A bit out of your

0:46:31 > 0:46:41league. Tried to keep it real. Keeping it in the celebrity Group.

0:46:41 > 0:46:44

0:46:44 > 0:46:54He is out of your league! Jock on! Excuse me, Jessica Ennis. Michael

0:46:54 > 0:46:55

0:46:55 > 0:47:05Owen is here - mile-long term crash. Has someone put him on a hot wash!

0:47:05 > 0:47:09

0:47:09 > 0:47:19Look here he is, James Cracknell. would not mind striking golf with

0:47:19 > 0:47:28

0:47:28 > 0:47:38him. -- gold. He winked at me. you all right? He waved at me.

0:47:38 > 0:47:38

0:47:38 > 0:47:45are so in there. Why aren't they coming over? I think they are

0:47:46 > 0:47:53intimidated by the dress. You are so right. If I was not wearing this

0:47:53 > 0:48:03dress, he would be all over us. Let's get out of here and you out

0:48:03 > 0:48:04

0:48:05 > 0:48:14of flat. We need to dress you down. -- out of that. I need a room to

0:48:15 > 0:48:18

0:48:18 > 0:48:28change in - a changing room. There is no one here. Look! A thong. He

0:48:28 > 0:48:37looks like a long sort of man. shall I do? It is a man's tennis

0:48:37 > 0:48:47kit. Exactly. It will fit. I will tell you what size you will look in

0:48:47 > 0:48:53

0:48:53 > 0:49:01that outfit, size sexy, baby! Excuse me, I have a thong to get on.

0:49:01 > 0:49:07Goran Ivanisevic, you're much is starting. Come with me! Sorry.

0:49:07 > 0:49:14There has been a misunderstanding. No misunderstanding. He looked

0:49:14 > 0:49:21straight at me and still thought I was Goran Ivanisevic. It is one

0:49:22 > 0:49:31thing from the back. Play starts in two minutes. Will you wait here?

0:49:32 > 0:49:39

0:49:39 > 0:49:48There has been a mistake. Miranda! Hey, where it is my kit? Oh! What

0:49:48 > 0:49:56are you doing? You winked at me. You did it again. I have dodgy

0:49:56 > 0:50:02contact lenses. Your loss! Tomorrow, you will be playing with Wayne

0:50:02 > 0:50:12Rooney and I will be playing with these bad boys. I really think

0:50:12 > 0:50:13

0:50:13 > 0:50:23there has been a bit of a... I really think you should check in

0:50:23 > 0:50:31the dressing room. Goran Ivanisevic is down there. You are such a card!

0:50:31 > 0:50:41Please welcome Tim Henman and Goran is this sure it -- Goran

0:50:41 > 0:50:45

0:50:45 > 0:50:55Ivanisevic! What on Bath? Quick, do something! How can we stop her?

0:50:55 > 0:50:56

0:50:56 > 0:51:06will serve. I might as well. It is only Tim Henman. Oh, my, she has

0:51:06 > 0:51:13

0:51:13 > 0:51:20elected to serve. 0-15. This is mortifying. 0-30. It came back

0:51:21 > 0:51:30quite fast. She will never find a husband if it gets at she has been

0:51:31 > 0:51:31

0:51:31 > 0:52:15Apology for the loss of subtitles for 219 seconds

0:52:15 > 0:52:25mistaken for a male tennis player. Advantage, Goran Ivanisevic! Goran,

0:52:25 > 0:52:40

0:52:40 > 0:52:50What are you doing? Putting us out of our misery. She is down. Are you

0:52:50 > 0:52:55

0:52:55 > 0:53:05all right? Thank key. Are you all right? -- thank you. Oh, gosh!

0:53:05 > 0:53:15Hello. Sorry, I am wearing your kit. You look hot. I am a bit sweaty. I

0:53:15 > 0:53:26

0:53:26 > 0:53:32started your match. I am in the lead. I mean, hot, hot! Size sexy!

0:53:32 > 0:53:42Ivan Lendl, your match with John McEnroe in two minutes' time,

0:53:42 > 0:53:46please. Might as well. See you later. Sport Relief 2012 also saw a

0:53:46 > 0:53:56number of extraordinary musical contributions from bands such as

0:53:56 > 0:54:07

0:54:07 > 0:54:17JLS, Snow Patrol and my personal JLS, Snow Patrol and my personal

0:54:17 > 0:54:28

0:54:28 > 0:54:30. -- Emile Sande. # I hope that the world stops

0:54:30 > 0:54:32raining. # Stops turning it's back on the

0:54:32 > 0:54:35young. # See nobody here is blameless.

0:54:35 > 0:54:39# I hope that we can fix all that we've done.

0:54:39 > 0:54:41# I really hope Martin can see this. # I hope that we still have a dream.

0:54:41 > 0:54:48# I'm hoping that change isn't hopeless.

0:54:48 > 0:54:58# I'm hoping to start it with me. # I just hope I'm not the only one.

0:54:58 > 0:55:02

0:55:02 > 0:55:07# I hope we start seeing forever. # Instead of what we can gain in a

0:55:07 > 0:55:15day. # I hope we start seeing each other.

0:55:15 > 0:55:19# Don't we all bleed the same. # I really hope someone can hear me.

0:55:19 > 0:55:27# That a child doesn't bear the weight of a gun.

0:55:27 > 0:55:37# I find the voice within me. # To scream at the top of my lungs.

0:55:37 > 0:55:49

0:55:49 > 0:55:56# I just hope I'm not the only one. # Louder, I cannot hear you.

0:55:56 > 0:56:05# How can things be better left unsaid.

0:56:05 > 0:56:15# Call me, call me a dreamer. # But it seems like dreams are all

0:56:15 > 0:56:24

0:56:24 > 0:56:26# I hope we still have a heartbeat. # I hope we don't turn to snow.

0:56:26 > 0:56:33# A night when you turn the lights off.

0:56:33 > 0:56:37# I hope you don't cry alone. # I hope we stop taking for granted.

0:56:37 > 0:56:45# All of the land and all of the sea.

0:56:45 > 0:56:55# I'm taking a chance on loving. # I hope that you take it with me.

0:56:55 > 0:57:30

0:57:31 > 0:57:39# I just hope I'm not the only one. You can still donate now. Please

0:57:39 > 0:57:46give what he can make a difference to people's lives. -- what you can.

0:57:46 > 0:57:50When I need support, I turn to my family. Sometimes when things are

0:57:50 > 0:57:55tough, I turn to my wife. When I have a bad day, I find strength in

0:57:56 > 0:58:00my dad. There are thousands of people in the UK who feel they have

0:58:00 > 0:58:10no one to turn to. Sport Relief are working hard to find people in

0:58:10 > 0:58:10

0:58:10 > 0:58:17trouble and giving them a helping hand just when they need it. Any of

0:58:17 > 0:58:27the girls would say, why can't he give me one more kiss? Why can't he

0:58:27 > 0:58:29

0:58:29 > 0:58:33say goodbye to me? I was diagnosed with schizophrenia. Depression.

0:58:33 > 0:58:40Polar. A lot of people find it difficult to talk about it and I

0:58:40 > 0:58:45feel ashamed. Life sometimes is so hard. Over the years, Sport Relief

0:58:45 > 0:58:51money has had all sorts of people from all over the country. Get them

0:58:51 > 0:58:53back on their feet, let them stand tall with pride. Never give up.

0:58:53 > 0:58:59Children who bear the huge responsibility and challenge of

0:58:59 > 0:59:06looking after their own parent. mum has multiple sclerosis. It

0:59:06 > 0:59:13makes a really tired. I help my mum with the cooking and I help her

0:59:13 > 0:59:21with the injections and getting things ready for her. I remember

0:59:21 > 0:59:29certain smells. Your head starts banging. I started seeing things -

0:59:29 > 0:59:34not flashbacks - literally seeing things. It is like looking at a

0:59:34 > 0:59:44ghost of someone who used to be there. I sat beside him and he was

0:59:44 > 0:59:51

0:59:51 > 0:59:57rocking and crying. He did not know But they do have someone who cares.

0:59:57 > 1:00:02They have you. Because 50 % of Sport Relief money gets spent right

1:00:02 > 1:00:11here, in the UK. In England, Northern Ireland, Scotland and

1:00:11 > 1:00:17Wales. Your Money funds over 1,300 projects nationwide. I have

1:00:17 > 1:00:23witnessed first hand how important these organisations and staff.

1:00:23 > 1:00:29it is your money that makes all of this possible. It is a great idea

1:00:29 > 1:00:33bringing able bodied and young people together -- and disabled

1:00:33 > 1:00:38young people together to break down barriers. Be is through the power

1:00:38 > 1:00:45of sport. It helps me to become independent to come here.

1:00:45 > 1:00:49project is fantastic. I cannot wish for a better support network.

1:00:50 > 1:00:59Tonight, you can be the rock that supports the lifeline of someone

1:01:00 > 1:01:00

1:01:00 > 1:01:06else's life. Someone else who Call and make a difference to

1:01:06 > 1:01:16someone's live. Or donate online. Are a big, big, big thank you.

1:01:16 > 1:01:17

1:01:17 > 1:01:22Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Next up, it is Britain's got talent

1:01:22 > 1:01:32-- Britons got talent. A new boy band think they have got what it

1:01:32 > 1:01:35

1:01:36 > 1:01:40Britain's Got Talent comes to London. And among the thousands of

1:01:41 > 1:01:46faithfuls waiting in the queue stands a brand new boy band.

1:01:46 > 1:01:54have travelled all the way from Benidorm on the Costa Blanca.

1:01:54 > 1:02:02name is clear of the stock I am Mathiot. I am Kenneth Clarke.

1:02:03 > 1:02:08Michael. Together we are Los Chorizos. How did you all meet?

1:02:08 > 1:02:13When we were all on holiday in Benidorm. Basically, I put four

1:02:13 > 1:02:18young lads together with a lot of raw talent and enthusiasm. Nick put

1:02:18 > 1:02:23together what I can only describe as a supergroup in the 21st century.

1:02:23 > 1:02:28Yes, I think they have got what it takes to win. They have got the

1:02:28 > 1:02:38dance moves of Diversity. They have got the appeal of Joe McElderry.

1:02:38 > 1:02:40

1:02:41 > 1:02:46And they have got the voices of JML. JLS. Our name is Los Chorizos which

1:02:46 > 1:02:54means I can't find my sausages. What are you talking about? It

1:02:55 > 1:03:02means hot, fiery meet. I knew that. I am not a complete idiot. Really?

1:03:02 > 1:03:07Which part is missing. How what the nerves? And we are feeling good. We

1:03:07 > 1:03:14are going to win Britain's Got Talent. That is fighting talk.

1:03:14 > 1:03:20a lover and not a fighter. Benidorm has got talent and we are bringing

1:03:20 > 1:03:24it to a stage near you. Los Chorizos. Los Chorizos! I still

1:03:24 > 1:03:34think it sounds like I can't find my sausages.

1:03:34 > 1:03:41

1:03:41 > 1:03:50Hello. Who why you? We are a boy band, we are from Benidorm and we

1:03:50 > 1:03:58are called Los Chorizos. It means hot sausages. Hello. Have you seen

1:03:58 > 1:04:02my husband? Who is your husband? Hears their manager. No, he is

1:04:02 > 1:04:07watching from the audience. The can you win the competition? I think we

1:04:07 > 1:04:13can absolutely win the competition. Can I have your names and ages.

1:04:14 > 1:04:23my name is Liam, I am 18. I am Michael, I am 13. I am mate ever

1:04:23 > 1:04:30stop a high-walled are you? 25. And the rest. 25, he got that wrong.

1:04:30 > 1:04:38Where do you see yourselves in five years' time. Say Las Vegas.

1:04:38 > 1:04:48Hollywood. And what would you call your first album. Sausages! He said

1:04:48 > 1:04:58

1:04:58 > 1:05:08Good luck. Car Mon, Los Chorizos, this is what it is all about. --

1:05:08 > 1:05:21

1:05:21 > 1:05:31## Let's get ready to rumble. # Watch us wreck the mic.

1:05:31 > 1:05:33

1:05:33 > 1:05:37# Watch us wreck the mic. # Psyche! # Let's get ready to

1:05:37 > 1:05:47rumble. # Watch us wreck the mic.

1:05:47 > 1:06:09

1:06:09 > 1:06:19Who has buzzed him now? Fine and. Simon Cowell?! -- Simon. What is it

1:06:19 > 1:06:41

1:06:41 > 1:06:48Yes, lets rumble, ladies. Rumble! Alesha, what do you think? I think

1:06:48 > 1:06:54you guys wear great. You are very sexy, clearly. You were a fantastic

1:06:54 > 1:07:04dancer. What is there not to like? What did you think? The song was

1:07:04 > 1:07:12

1:07:12 > 1:07:16Carmen Electra. Let's get ready to rumble, yes! I have done this a

1:07:16 > 1:07:22while and this was arguably one of the worst groups I have ever seen

1:07:22 > 1:07:27in my life. And the idea of... don't know what you are talking

1:07:27 > 1:07:37about! The idea that you call yourself a boy band is ridiculous.

1:07:37 > 1:07:45

1:07:46 > 1:07:54Right, right, that's it. Listen, you do not know nothing. This lad

1:07:54 > 1:08:02here, he is my grandson. I will kick you so hard where it hurts

1:08:02 > 1:08:06that you will be singing soprano to ding-dong merrily on high. This is

1:08:06 > 1:08:16my mother Madge. I'm sorry, she gets irritable when she has not had

1:08:16 > 1:08:17

1:08:17 > 1:08:27a cigarette. Let's vote on it. Carmen. I am going to have to say...

1:08:27 > 1:08:35

1:08:35 > 1:08:45Yes. Alesha. It is a yes from me, guys. Two yeses. I am going to say

1:08:45 > 1:08:47

1:08:47 > 1:08:54absolutely no. So your fate lies with David.

1:08:54 > 1:08:58think, you know, there is potential. I think if you worked for the next

1:08:58 > 1:09:0870 or 80 years rehearsing you might have something. So I am going to

1:09:08 > 1:09:30

1:09:30 > 1:09:34say yes. Thank you from everyone at Sport

1:09:34 > 1:09:44Relief for all of your fantastic fund-raising feet and donations so

1:09:44 > 1:09:55

1:09:55 > 1:09:58far. You have been brilliant and # When my strength was gone, and I

1:09:58 > 1:10:01just gave up on life. # In my darkest place you were my

1:10:01 > 1:10:05guide. # And you told me that I should

1:10:05 > 1:10:10live my life to the limit. # When you fall down get back up

1:10:10 > 1:10:14and fight. # Well the shape of my heart don't

1:10:14 > 1:10:24lie. # I'm determined when you trust in

1:10:24 > 1:10:26

1:10:26 > 1:10:32# It's all I need. # Now I'm hoping, if you hear this.

1:10:33 > 1:10:40# You believe that all that I do is to make you proud.

1:10:40 > 1:10:46# Make me stronger, so I rise up. # Made my mind up, all that I do is

1:10:46 > 1:10:51to make you proud. # Proud, proud, make you proud,

1:10:51 > 1:10:56proud. # Make you proud, proud.

1:10:56 > 1:11:00# All that I do is to make you proud.

1:11:00 > 1:11:04# I never gave up then cause you said keep hope alive.

1:11:05 > 1:11:09# And the champion gives one last try, yeah.

1:11:09 > 1:11:16# Said I deserved the best in life, I should be winning.

1:11:16 > 1:11:20# Gotta spread your wings and prepare to fly.

1:11:20 > 1:11:29# Well the shape of my heart don't lie.

1:11:29 > 1:11:36# I'm determined with your faith in # To make you see

1:11:36 > 1:11:45# Now I'm hoping, if you hear this. # You believe that all that I do is

1:11:45 > 1:11:51to make you proud. # Make me stronger, so I rise up.

1:11:51 > 1:11:55# Made my mind up, all that I do is to make you proud.

1:11:55 > 1:12:00# Proud, proud, make you proud, proud.

1:12:00 > 1:12:04# Make you proud, proud. # All that I do is to make you

1:12:04 > 1:12:13proud. # Nobody can tell me they were

1:12:13 > 1:12:18there for me. # Before you came around.

1:12:18 > 1:12:28# There was pain in every heartbeat. # But eventually you built my

1:12:28 > 1:12:31

1:12:31 > 1:12:37resolve to be strong. # Now I'm hoping, if you hear this.

1:12:37 > 1:12:44# You believe that all that I do is to make you proud.

1:12:44 > 1:12:53# Now I'm hoping, if you hear this. # You believe that all that I do is

1:12:53 > 1:12:59to make you proud. # Make me stronger, so I rise up.

1:12:59 > 1:13:03# Made my mind up, all that I do is to make you proud.

1:13:03 > 1:13:08# Proud, proud, make you proud, proud.

1:13:08 > 1:13:11# Make you proud, proud. # All that I do is to make you