:00:38. > :00:48.Welcome to a look back at Sport Yeah! Wow! # Everyone is in the
:00:48. > :00:51.
:00:51. > :01:01.house tonight... I have my stunt double with me! # Every day I'm
:01:01. > :01:19.
:01:19. > :01:29.# Shuffling,! Shuffling! Stop! Pain is bad! We just want to say now you
:01:29. > :01:29.
:01:29. > :01:39.with me! Push your hands up # Put your hands up. Get up, get down,
:01:39. > :02:01.
:02:01. > :02:11.put your hands up to the sound! Yeah! Yeah! Oh! # Everyone have a
:02:11. > :02:24.
:02:24. > :02:34.good time # Come on people! Oh! Yae! Yeah! Put your hands up #
:02:34. > :02:55.
:02:55. > :03:02.# This high ball, it is out of control # Look at that body # Girl
:03:02. > :03:11.look at that body # Girl, lack at that body! I work out! Girl look at
:03:11. > :03:19.that body # Girl look at that body! I work out! When I walk in, this is
:03:19. > :03:29.what I see, everyone is staring at me # I have got passion and I ain't
:03:29. > :03:39.
:03:39. > :03:47.afraid to show it! I'm sexy and I know it! # Sexy and I know it!
:03:47. > :03:57.- argh! # Wiggle, wickle, wiggle yeah! I'm going to wiggle man! I do
:03:57. > :04:04.the wiggle man! I do the wiggle man! I'm sexy and I know it!
:04:04. > :04:14.have the Strictly team as you have never seen them and Miranda has her
:04:14. > :04:21.
:04:21. > :04:26.own sporting challenge. But first a What's your name? Kooren. Will this
:04:26. > :04:30.take long? -- Karen. We should be on our way shortly. Are you a
:04:30. > :04:37.Chelsea fan? No I hate football. I won this in a competition aye
:04:37. > :04:47.wanted to be on television and it will look good on my CV. Is this an
:04:47. > :04:56.important game? Yeah it is. And are you feeling confident? Yes. Right.
:04:56. > :05:03.Why do you make that face? reason. She is fine and guess what?
:05:03. > :05:11.She's got Frank Lampard. Great. is chatting away to him. She's
:05:11. > :05:21.chatting to him? Yes. Maybe keep an eye on that, in case... She does...
:05:21. > :05:23.
:05:23. > :05:32.That thing that she does. Excuse me! Excuse me, you're Christine,
:05:32. > :05:38.Bleakley, Yes. I'm a fan. Can I have an autograph. Hi I'm Pete. I'm
:05:38. > :05:44.also a fan. We always voted for you on Strictly. You and Ann Widdecombe,
:05:44. > :05:49.because we look liked to see Anton used as floor mop. You're
:05:49. > :05:55.supporting your other half. What Adrian Chiles. No we work together,
:05:55. > :06:00.but we're not married. Christine is engaged to Frank Lampard, who is a
:06:00. > :06:06.very lucky man. He is not that lucky, that goal against Germany
:06:06. > :06:10.was well over the line. Dad called the referee a Nazi stooge. Do you
:06:10. > :06:14.want to see him goose step something can I have one more.
:06:14. > :06:19.I know is that last weekend I heard my dad shouting, that you had
:06:19. > :06:23.missed a goal that my granny could have scored. We all miss the
:06:23. > :06:27.occasional one. It must have been easy sh because my granny's got a
:06:27. > :06:33.plastic hip. But we still won and I made both of the goals. That is
:06:33. > :06:39.nothing to boast about. You just need a few bits of wood and a net.
:06:39. > :06:44.Anyone can make a goal. That is just DIY. Karen try not to talk to
:06:44. > :06:54.Mr Lampard too much. He is trying to focus on the game. This is my
:06:54. > :07:00.mum. She fans Yips you. No I don't. -- fancys you. Excuse me. I'm sorry.
:07:00. > :07:10.Karen. Really. There is a lot of big game pressure. I know. I play
:07:10. > :07:14.
:07:15. > :07:20.netball for the school. Sorry. Football's much harder than net
:07:20. > :07:27.wall ball. My daughter is Frank's Place cot today. She won't forget
:07:27. > :07:33.that in a hurry. No, and neither will he. Can I have two more, one
:07:33. > :07:37.to Mikey and one to Josh. You know what would make dance on ice ewe
:07:37. > :07:44.are better. You're great in that. To have thin patches of ice that
:07:44. > :07:54.they would have to avoid, so they're skating and then plummet
:07:54. > :07:56.
:07:56. > :08:03.through ice, bang! Or giant angry walruses. Netball is hard e in thet
:08:03. > :08:09.ball the net is small -- netball is harder, because the net is so small
:08:09. > :08:15.and the in football the net is bigger than the ball. The goals are
:08:15. > :08:22.huge and in netball, the net is really high up off the ground.
:08:22. > :08:28.hasn't got a huge goalie guarding it. Amy Harrison is nearly six feet
:08:28. > :08:34.tall. Or a polar bear. Call it six quid, it hunts the skaters across
:08:34. > :08:40.the ice. It is what they call jeopardy. You have got to stop her.
:08:40. > :08:44.A polar bear may cause problems. I Now could I have five to no one in
:08:44. > :08:53.particular. Are you selling these? These are actually part of my
:08:53. > :09:01.business start up project for economics. But you are selling them.
:09:01. > :09:09.I can cut you in. In the skate off. Football is harder than netball,
:09:09. > :09:15.isn't it lads? Of course you would say that. Have you even played
:09:15. > :09:23.netball. I have, I'm quite good. Karen stop it. Stop it.
:09:23. > :09:28.netball... Most footballers have nick names don't they, do you have
:09:28. > :09:38.have one? No. I am sure my dad called you something. When you
:09:38. > :09:38.
:09:38. > :09:46.missed that goal. It'll come to me in a second. 17/30. Final off.
:09:46. > :09:52.can't do that. 50/50. Does Frank get nervous. A bit. What if I give
:09:52. > :09:57.some to charity. Does she throw up, that is what I do when I get
:09:57. > :10:05.nervous. I'm feeling nervous now. Right. There is a friend of mine,
:10:05. > :10:13.I'm going to go and catch up. and you choose the charity. This is
:10:13. > :10:20.my wife, when frarning gets nervous, does he a huge vain start throbbing
:10:20. > :10:25.behind his left ear? What this a arm band? It means I'm captain.
:10:25. > :10:30.you're in charge. Does that mean if you lose the newspapers will all
:10:30. > :10:40.blame you? I bet it does. Especially if you miss another easy
:10:40. > :10:46.one. Come on lads. They will probably stick your face on a
:10:46. > :10:56.picture of a vegetable. Frank the ref does haven't a Place cot.
:10:56. > :10:57.
:10:57. > :11:02.does now! So you're the ref? Yeah. And are you feeling confident?
:11:02. > :11:07.putting aside Frank Lampard's five missed penalties what about that
:11:07. > :11:11.extraordinary refeeing performance? The man went to pieces. It was
:11:11. > :11:17.incredible. He sent off seven play irs and the Chelsea mascot and
:11:17. > :11:25.punches the fourth fish, swallows his own whistle and then his shorts
:11:25. > :11:29.fall down. It was abysmal. Your support has helped us change lives
:11:29. > :11:39.here in the UK and all over the world. But there is a lot more we
:11:39. > :11:46.can do. Look at this film. It is why we're hear. So many kids here
:11:46. > :11:53.all not well. It is the most appalling thing I have seen. Kids
:11:53. > :11:59.shouldn't be doing this. Even now, they don't understand why he can't
:11:59. > :12:08.come back. Our biggest hope is that a child is strong enough to run and
:12:08. > :12:18.laugh. It is like looking at somebody that use to be him. She is
:12:18. > :12:19.
:12:19. > :12:27.a beautiful girl and a has to facey day. Welcome to hell. -- facey day.
:12:27. > :12:37.It is impossible for any parent to be here. It is unimaginable that
:12:37. > :13:08.
:13:08. > :13:12.Today you could change someone's life forever. # I won't let you go!
:13:12. > :13:16.Every pound you give will be spent in the UK or in the world's poorest
:13:17. > :13:26.countries. Tonight you can change lives. Together, we can change
:13:27. > :13:27.
:13:27. > :13:37.lives. Please call the number on screen. # If I lay here # If I just
:13:37. > :13:40.
:13:40. > :13:50.lay here # Could you lie with me # And just forget the world? # Forget
:13:50. > :13:53.
:13:53. > :14:03.what we're told # Before we get too old. # Just show me a garden that's
:14:03. > :14:07.
:14:07. > :14:17.bursting into life. # All that I am. # And all that I erwas. # It here
:14:17. > :14:20.
:14:20. > :14:28.in your perfect eyes, they're all I can see. # I don't know where #
:14:28. > :14:38.Confused about how as well. # Just know that these things will never
:14:38. > :14:43.
:14:43. > :14:53.change for us at all. # If I lay here # If I just lay here. # Would
:14:53. > :15:01.
:15:01. > :15:04.you lie with me? And just forget Now it's time join the Strictly
:15:04. > :15:10.team, who agreed to face their toughest challenge ever for Sport
:15:10. > :15:16.Relief. They thought the battle for -- they
:15:16. > :15:24.fought the battle for the Strictly crown. Now at the world famous pine
:15:24. > :15:32.wood stoud yoz, Harry and Chelsee dance as you've never seen them
:15:32. > :15:37.before. This is Strictly Come Dancing Underwater for Sport Relief.
:15:37. > :15:43.Welcome to this very special edition of Strictly Come Dancing.
:15:43. > :15:46.This is quite frankly one of the most bonkers things we have ever
:15:46. > :15:52.attempted for Sport Relief. Strictly is going under water. We
:15:52. > :15:57.have built our own ballroom and submerged it into that dank. In a
:15:57. > :16:00.moment, our couples will dance on that very watery stage. They filmed
:16:00. > :16:04.scenes from Pirates Of The Caribbean and James Bond in that
:16:04. > :16:12.tank, talking of suave, sophisticated leading men, here's
:16:12. > :16:17.four who won't be shaken or stirred, it's the Strictly judges! Please
:16:17. > :16:25.welcome Craig Revel Horwood, Len Goodman, Bruno Tonioli and Olympic
:16:25. > :16:32.swimmer and fofrpler -- former contestant, Mark Foster (. Ahoy
:16:32. > :16:36.there boys. Ahoy. You look so sweet, you look about seven. Len, if I can
:16:36. > :16:40.call you captain Len. Yes please. What are you expecting and how
:16:40. > :16:45.excited are you, this has to be very difficult. I am truly excited.
:16:45. > :16:50.This is a unique experience for me, 50 years of judging ballroom
:16:50. > :16:55.dancing and here I am four men in a punt, getting ready to watch this.
:16:55. > :16:59.I can't wait. I don't know what to expect. I'm hoping it's going to be
:16:59. > :17:03.gorgeous. I have a feeling it's going to be gorgeous. Me too. Bruno,
:17:03. > :17:07.how challenging is it going to be. We're here for Sport Relief, but at
:17:07. > :17:11.the moment Chelsee and Harry have to walk down those stairs and dance,
:17:11. > :17:15.quite hard. It's incredibly hard. Imagine you have the resistance of
:17:15. > :17:18.the water, so every shape you make and everything you do you have to
:17:18. > :17:23.calculate the resistance of the water. Mark knows all about it, but
:17:23. > :17:28.there is the weightlessness as well. If you're clever, you can use the
:17:28. > :17:31.weightlessness that the water gives you to do fantastic, smooth shapes.
:17:31. > :17:38.So there are pros and cons. I'm sure it's going to be amazing.
:17:38. > :17:42.Craig, I know you're normally livid, but this is for Sport Relief, oh, a
:17:42. > :17:46.smile! They are under water. Are you excited in any way and joyful?
:17:46. > :17:52.Yes, I am excited. I'm looking forward to it all going horribly
:17:52. > :17:56.wrong darlingment -- Darling. you know more than the judges. How
:17:56. > :18:00.difficult would it be to move under that much water? It's a massive
:18:00. > :18:04.tank. It's not like they're in a puddle. No, it's incredibly
:18:04. > :18:07.different than doing it on land. You have the resistance against you.
:18:07. > :18:11.When you're moving under water you get out of breath. They'll be
:18:11. > :18:16.looking for breath as well. I know they have mouth pieces on, but it
:18:16. > :18:19.will be far different from on land. Thank you so much. First up it's
:18:19. > :18:26.Strictly champions Harry and Aliona. Before they put the motion in your
:18:26. > :18:35.ocean, let's see how they got on in training.
:18:35. > :18:41.Harry and Aliona! Winning Strictly was absolutely amazing. When we
:18:41. > :18:45.were asked to do Strictly Underwater we jumped at opportunity.
:18:45. > :18:50.When I arrived this morning at the stage, I kind of felt like I was
:18:50. > :18:55.filming the new bond movie. I got in the water, got the scuba
:18:55. > :19:00.equipment on. Went straight to the bottom. If you could play the James
:19:00. > :19:06.Bond music when I'm under there, that would be really cool.
:19:06. > :19:11.MUSIC: James Bond theme. Then we started dancing. Moving
:19:11. > :19:16.through water is a lot harder. It's like moving through treacle. You
:19:16. > :19:22.can't really communicate either. I think Aliona doesn't like it,
:19:22. > :19:27.because her dancing power is taken away when you're under water.
:19:27. > :19:32.Training for the series on Strictly, you do eight to ten hours a day.
:19:32. > :19:37.Dancing under water, we managed about three today. It's a lot more
:19:37. > :19:42.strenuous. Stop eating chocolate. We don't have much time. The
:19:42. > :19:49.routine isn't set, so we have to work harder tomorrow. Panicking
:19:49. > :19:59.yet? A little bit. Dancing for Sport Relief, Harry jud
:19:59. > :19:59.
:19:59. > :21:39.Apology for the loss of subtitles for 100 seconds
:21:39. > :21:44.CHEERING Oh! There you are -- there you are.
:21:44. > :21:49.Absolutely amazing, gob smacking, you clever girl. Guys, do you want
:21:49. > :21:55.robes? No thank you. Massive congratulations. You looked
:21:55. > :22:01.brilliant. And beautiful. How did it feel? Amazing. Very different,
:22:01. > :22:07.yeah. You took our breath away. How was it? Good fun. Loved it. Let's
:22:07. > :22:10.go to the judges. Our lovely guest, Mark how did they cope? Fantastic.
:22:10. > :22:14.That was absolutely brilliant. Is there anything you can't do, brodge
:22:14. > :22:20.of you, -- both of you. The shapes you make, your feel for the water,
:22:20. > :22:24.you were like happy feet down there. In a good way. Bruno what did you
:22:24. > :22:29.think? Hello sailor! I don't know why, but I have this sudden urge, I
:22:30. > :22:35.want to dive in, I really do. Slick and stream lined, truly a wonder
:22:35. > :22:39.down under. The shapes were beautiful, both of you were like a
:22:39. > :22:44.marvel of the abyss. Loved it. Thank you very much for your
:22:44. > :22:48.comments. Craig what did you think, beautiful wasn't it? You both took
:22:48. > :22:53.the plunge darling and it actually paid off - elegant, liquid, clean
:22:53. > :22:57.lines, loved it. I felt waves of emotion, darling. Especially when
:22:57. > :23:01.you went into that wonderful double attitude turn, that looked
:23:01. > :23:07.incredible. You then followed that into the fish lift, which I thought
:23:07. > :23:11.was completely and absolute a appropriate and the upper body
:23:11. > :23:20.strength Aliona you demonstrated under water, a one-arm press,
:23:20. > :23:26.brilliant. Delicious darling. judge, captain Len? The movement
:23:26. > :23:30.and the lifts were beautiful. You know they say that 80% of all life
:23:30. > :23:36.in the world is under water and you were full of life, well done.
:23:36. > :23:40.Thank you so much. Are you very happy with those comments?
:23:40. > :23:46.Extremely happy. They were beautiful. It must have been an
:23:46. > :23:50.extraordinary experience, then to come out and have the Craig Revel
:23:50. > :24:00.Horwood be nice. It's a shock really. No, amazing comments. Thank
:24:00. > :24:17.
:24:17. > :24:22.you very much. Judges, I believe 35, happy with that? Happy. Good.
:24:22. > :24:27.That's the end of part one. But that was merely a drop in the
:24:27. > :24:34.ocean... Can't help myself! In part two, we'll see Chelsee and Pasha
:24:34. > :24:44.brave the waters. But is Chelsee out of her depth. See you in part
:24:44. > :24:51.
:24:51. > :24:56.two and remember, do this with me, I'm in one of the biggest slums in
:24:56. > :25:00.Sierra Leone, a home to nearly 11,000 people. There's barely any
:25:00. > :25:08.running water here, Nissan taigs. This is where most people go to the
:25:08. > :25:11.toilet or -- no sanitation. This is where people go to the toilet and
:25:11. > :25:17.wash their clothes. Thousands of the poorest of this country's
:25:17. > :25:25.people are crammed into tiny shacks. Like Yenke and three generations of
:25:25. > :25:34.her family. Hello. I'm John. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
:25:34. > :25:37.so there's eight of you. Not to be disrespectful, but this is
:25:37. > :25:42.basically the size of a small garden shed. You wouldn't want to
:25:42. > :25:47.spend a night here let alone all your life. This hut is on the edge
:25:47. > :25:49.of a sewage-filled river that regularly floods. So it's hard to
:25:49. > :25:57.comprehend how the family have managed to survive these living
:25:57. > :26:02.conditions. It turns out they haven't. She's lost five children
:26:02. > :26:07.to preventable illnesses by living here.
:26:07. > :26:12.TRANSLATION: Some of them died of pneumonia and the others malaria,
:26:12. > :26:20.because we don't have the money, we could not afford the proper
:26:20. > :26:26.medicines, so they died. How old? One year old, one year six months,
:26:26. > :26:33.three months, four months, five months. With everything that has
:26:33. > :26:38.happened to you, do you still have hope for your family?
:26:38. > :26:48.TRANSLATION: I still have hope because I am still alive. I may be
:26:48. > :26:51.one day, one of our kids will succeed and help us all.
:26:51. > :26:58.children are battling to survive here. Your money has already paid
:26:58. > :27:06.for some water taps to be installed, but there's a much bigger problem.
:27:06. > :27:13.At this moment in time, there's 18 toilets that work here. There's
:27:13. > :27:18.10,900 people living here. That's an incomprehensible dilemma that we
:27:18. > :27:28.just don't face. But Yenke's 11- year-old granddaughter has to face
:27:28. > :27:43.
:27:43. > :27:52.it every day. Can you explain where You can see why. Can you imagine
:27:52. > :27:55.asking your 11-year-old daughter to go to the toilet into the river? I
:27:55. > :28:00.calm here to learn something, but I've got to be honest with you, I
:28:00. > :28:08.wasn't expecting anything like this. She's a beautiful 11-year-old girl,
:28:08. > :28:11.someone's daughter and has to face this cesspit every day. What are
:28:11. > :28:21.your worries for the future? What are the things that you worry
:28:21. > :28:23.
:28:23. > :28:32.about? You lost your sister, and you worry
:28:32. > :28:36.you will die too? No kid in the world should be worrying about
:28:36. > :28:46.dying. Kids at home worry about whether they've got the right
:28:46. > :28:47.
:28:47. > :28:53.trainers on. This is life and death. This little girl and her family's
:28:53. > :29:03.got the hope. You can provide the help. Please call 03457 910 910.
:29:03. > :29:06.
:29:06. > :29:10.Thank you. Back to Strictly now and let's see
:29:10. > :29:20.how Chelsee and Pasha got on as they prepare for their
:29:20. > :29:22.
:29:22. > :29:29.Welcome back to Pinewood Studios for part two of Strictly Come
:29:29. > :29:36.Dancing Underwater. As it's Sport Relief we've taken Strictly to new
:29:36. > :29:40.heights by taking it to new depths. We've submerged our ballroom and
:29:40. > :29:44.1.2 million litres of water. Earlier champions Harry and Aliona
:29:44. > :29:54.made a splash with their amazing routine here's a reminder of how
:29:54. > :29:57.
:29:57. > :30:02.Hello sailor. Slick and streamlined. Truly a wonder down under. Elegant,
:30:02. > :30:06.liquid, clean lines, loved it. I felt waves of emotion, darling.
:30:06. > :30:09.was phenomenal, the shapes you make and everything else, your feel for
:30:09. > :30:19.the water, you're like happy feet down there. You were full of life
:30:19. > :30:31.
:30:31. > :30:37.Next it is Chelsee and Pasha. Here they are in training. I come second
:30:37. > :30:45.in Strictly and it would be amazing to come home with a trophy. We're
:30:45. > :30:55.taking our first steps in underwater dancing. I'm not going
:30:55. > :30:55.
:30:55. > :31:05.in there. I don't lieb it. -- like it. I don't like going under water.
:31:05. > :31:09.
:31:09. > :31:14.It goes in me eyes. I can't do it. Oh! I'm trying to work me breathing
:31:14. > :31:20.out. I'm so used to breathing through me nose. I think we're
:31:20. > :31:25.going through hardest stage. Because the main thing is to get
:31:25. > :31:32.comfortable being under water. feels unnatural. I sometimes panic
:31:32. > :31:37.when I have been down there. uncomfortable and scary to be under
:31:37. > :31:47.water. It is a different vairplt. knew it would be hard and it is
:31:47. > :31:57.hard for me. -- environment. I'm so proud of Chelsee. I can't do it.
:31:57. > :32:12.
:32:12. > :32:20.APPLAUSE. Dancing under water, # Somewhere beyond the sea. #
:32:20. > :32:30.Somewhere waiting for me # My lover stands on golden sand and watches
:32:30. > :32:31.
:32:31. > :32:40.for ships that go sailing. # Somewhere beyond the sea. # She's
:32:40. > :32:50.there watching for me. # If I could fly like birds on high, then
:32:50. > :32:51.
:32:51. > :33:01.straight to her arms I'd go sailing! # It's fun beyond the
:33:01. > :33:03.
:33:03. > :33:13.stars. # It's near, beyond the moon. # I know beyond a doubt, my heart
:33:13. > :33:13.
:33:14. > :33:23.will lead me there soon. # We'll meet beyond the shores. We'll kiss
:33:24. > :33:24.
:33:24. > :33:34.just as before # Happy we'll be, beyond the sea. # And never again
:33:34. > :33:56.
:33:56. > :34:00.Are you all right darling? That was so good. How was it? Amazing. It is
:34:00. > :34:06.scary being down there. But once you are down there, you feel your
:34:06. > :34:13.breathing's going OK, it's amazing. I loved it. You did brilliantly.
:34:13. > :34:19.Did youen joy it? Yes, everything went the way we planned and it is
:34:19. > :34:25.such a feel of freedom. Yes and I can do the split down there.
:34:25. > :34:30.our judge and Mark, how do you think they coped, they had tables
:34:30. > :34:35.and chairs and everything. We were talking, I hadn't seen any rest
:34:35. > :34:39.hearseals, but Chelsee had problems getting under the water, but you
:34:39. > :34:47.war star fish, you were fantastic. You did more movement than Harry
:34:47. > :34:56.and I think you were amazing. Well done. Bruno? Chelsee, you delicious
:34:57. > :35:02.Mermaid! And in your underwater kingdom, there was a moment when
:35:02. > :35:08.you swam under, reaching for the cam ra, it was pure Esther Williams,
:35:08. > :35:13.it was great. You did fantasticically. Mr No longer
:35:13. > :35:18.grumpy and just full of joy, Craig Revel Horwood. I thought the
:35:18. > :35:25.transitions were slightly fishy. There were just a bit complex. It
:35:25. > :35:30.looked a bit more like a shark attack and a feeding frenzy. But
:35:30. > :35:37.you did a million and one steps, you kept in character the whole way
:35:37. > :35:42.and I loved the use of props. Tables, chairs, champagne glasses,
:35:42. > :35:48.absolutely heaven. Full of drama. I'd say water heaven, darling.
:35:48. > :35:53.Gorgeous. Brilliant. Thank you. Finally head judge, Len. My little
:35:54. > :35:58.water baby, I tell you whatever anyone gives to Sport Relief, you
:35:58. > :36:05.have given more. I know you were petrified and you have come out and
:36:05. > :36:13.do it. I think that was amazing. You did a fantastic job. It was
:36:13. > :36:22.very well done. APPLAUSE. Well done. Before we get the scores, let's
:36:22. > :36:26.welcome back Harry and Aliona. You of course scored 35. We will find
:36:26. > :36:31.out what Chelsee you have scored. I would say if it is a tie, then the
:36:31. > :36:41.king, otherwise known as Len, will decide who lifts the trophy. Good
:36:41. > :36:55.
:36:56. > :37:00.luck. Will the judges please reveal It's a tie! Let's go to Len. This
:37:00. > :37:07.is serious fpts somebody does win a beautiful Sport Relief underwater
:37:07. > :37:12.trophy. Who would you like to see win? Well I tied both of you. I
:37:12. > :37:16.gave you both an eight, because first I thought Harry's, that
:37:16. > :37:24.actual dance was baufl and I loved the movement of it. -- beautiful.
:37:24. > :37:29.However I must say that I felt that as a dance from a celebrity, under
:37:30. > :37:35.water, Chelsee did a bit more dancing. You mainly partnered
:37:35. > :37:40.Chelsea See mainly danced. My decision is for you Chelsee and
:37:40. > :37:50.Pasha. We have a winner of Sport Relief Strictly Come Dancing
:37:50. > :37:52.
:37:52. > :37:58.underwater. Raise it above your head. I feel stupid, but I'm made
:37:58. > :38:02.up. Stupid and made up is good. Thank you. I was an incredible
:38:02. > :38:07.experience for both couples. I think we are both winners today.
:38:07. > :38:16.You were, are you happy for them? Delighted. It is an may mazing
:38:16. > :38:21.thing to be part of and Chelsea See did incredibly well. And it is an
:38:21. > :38:26.amazing thing. Thank you. We have a winner, please raise the roof for
:38:26. > :38:36.our Sport Relief Strictly Come Dancing Underwater champion,
:38:36. > :38:57.
:38:57. > :39:04.From north to south, east to west. You made a difference. You are the
:39:04. > :39:13.best. Whether climbing, skaiteding or swimming a mile, you always
:39:13. > :39:18.limbered up in true style. On ships, riegd bikes, or fitness -- riding
:39:18. > :39:28.bikes or or fitness machines, you went out in teams. With family or
:39:28. > :39:36.friends, or going a - alone, you did your best. You got out fr bed
:39:36. > :39:42.and raised loads of money. We thank you dearly for every peny raised,
:39:42. > :39:52.now get some raised, now get some rest. Thank you, we hope you had
:39:52. > :39:54.
:39:54. > :40:04.fun, you are baufl and brilliant, - - beautiful every last one.
:40:04. > :40:11.
:40:11. > :40:18.time for Miranda, who seems to have Oh yes that, man played an ace the
:40:18. > :40:27.moment he took his track suits off. He can lob his eyes my way. He can
:40:27. > :40:33.have a racquet together. Good one. I'd like a good service! Oh that's
:40:33. > :40:41.just desperate! Where's Miranda. I do hope she behaves herself. I have
:40:41. > :40:49.never risked exposing her in a box. # Land of hope and tkphrory... --
:40:49. > :40:59.glory, why do we never know the words. The button is a Salah my --
:40:59. > :41:00.
:41:00. > :41:09.Salah Mey stick. Oh the tennis. That is brilliant. Oh I'm sorry
:41:09. > :41:15.Dame scary Bruce phase. It is a not the news now. Chill axe owe Brucey.
:41:15. > :41:21.Not that I'm saying you look like Bruce Forsythe. You are actually
:41:21. > :41:31.beautiful in the flesh. What are you wearing. I thought Albert Hall
:41:31. > :41:32.
:41:32. > :41:36.Proms. You look like a rugby player, you look like an absolute... Moron!
:41:36. > :41:41.Get your plaity stick out of my face. There is a joke there
:41:41. > :41:47.somewhere. Quick! I will go home and change. No, you will miss
:41:47. > :41:54.everything. I'm not bothered about the tennis. But there are men here
:41:55. > :42:04.who are what I call tall. Tall rich men with bulging thighs. I might
:42:04. > :42:12.stick around. It is Virginia Wade. Your royal tennisness. I'm needed
:42:12. > :42:21.in the VIP room. So are we. There will be men. We're needed in the
:42:21. > :42:31.VIP room, OMG, LOLer, because we are all more important people than
:42:31. > :42:32.
:42:32. > :42:41.you. Such fun. She said such fun. VIP room. We're in. Act casual.
:42:41. > :42:51.Look around for men. Smie sure. -- Sure. You're look very strange.
:42:51. > :42:53.
:42:53. > :43:03.try tock casual. It is Robbie safr accuse savage. Hello I'm Penny.
:43:03. > :43:04.
:43:04. > :43:14.This is my daughter Miranda. Hello. Hello nice the meet you. Oh Savage.
:43:14. > :43:18.
:43:18. > :43:27.You can savage me any time! What am I doing? Chow, ring me. Oh it is Mo
:43:27. > :43:37.para. Hello Mo. I will be fine. So Mo, Mo, fara, and ball. Mighty Mo.
:43:37. > :43:39.
:43:39. > :43:44.And big Mo. A Mo hee toe! A Mo Mo a go go! Here's a gone, gone. Why do
:43:44. > :43:54.you have to be my daughter. It is just the way it goes. You're weird.
:43:54. > :43:54.
:43:54. > :43:58.I defy you to do better. Right. Fine. Joe Calzaghe. Hello Joe.
:43:58. > :44:08.you doing? What say you and I engage in some sexual sparring,
:44:08. > :44:10.
:44:10. > :44:17.Ding, Ding, round one, bash, bash, boom, bash bang! Boom! Oh I'm sorry,
:44:17. > :44:25.Miss Balding. So sorry. What and I'm weird. You're suppose to be
:44:25. > :44:31.casual with famous people and I put my bum in Clare Balding's face.
:44:31. > :44:38.It's too much! That was Roberto Mancini. What is going on over
:44:38. > :44:48.there. Come here. Who are you lot. Have you got pass? Who are we, that
:44:48. > :44:48.
:44:48. > :44:58.is rude, for we are athletes. Yeah. This is... Hill... My name is
:44:58. > :45:00.
:45:00. > :45:05.Pavlova, I'm a Russian gymnast. this gymnast. And I am... She's
:45:05. > :45:15.heavy weight. I thought I recognised you. Iesm a heavy weight
:45:15. > :45:22.boxer, lifter, I lift heavy boxes. Watch me lift! And... Oh dear I
:45:22. > :45:32.think you have been eating too many crisps. Who are you really.
:45:32. > :45:34.
:45:34. > :45:38.Barker. No, I'm suer Barker. I don't think so. No, I am Sue Barker.
:45:38. > :45:44.We have only got your word for that. I don't know who you are. She
:45:44. > :45:54.shouldn't be in this VIP room, what does she know about tennis. This is
:45:54. > :46:00.
:46:00. > :46:10.Sue, how are you? Fantastic question of sport the other day. I
:46:10. > :46:20.
:46:20. > :46:30.loved it. I'm Sue Barker. No, I'm Oh, cricketers. Lads, catch!
:46:30. > :46:33.sorry. Hello. Sorry about that. That was wholey inappropriate. Oh,
:46:33. > :46:39.look, Goran Ivanisevic, now he is the perfect man. Bit out of your
:46:39. > :46:47.league. Try and keep it a tiny bit real, girlfriend. What is this?
:46:47. > :46:53.know, keeping it in the celebrity groove. No me and Goran. Out of
:46:53. > :46:59.your league. OK jog on, ideally for 26.2 miles. Excuse me Jessica
:46:59. > :47:06.Ennis! You're never Goce to believe who's here, my long-term crush
:47:06. > :47:10.Michael Owen. Is that his real size or has someone put him on a hot
:47:10. > :47:20.wash. Look who he's with, James Cracknell. He is perfect for you.
:47:20. > :47:21.
:47:21. > :47:26.Oh, I wouldn't mind striking gold with a bit of James Cracknell. Calm.
:47:26. > :47:36.He winked. He winked at me. Due see that? OK. All right. What do we do?
:47:36. > :47:39.
:47:39. > :47:45.Smile. All right Mo? He waved at me. He called me Mo which clearly
:47:45. > :47:51.stands for most definitely would. We are so in there. Oh, yeah!
:47:51. > :47:55.aren't they coming over? Do you know what I think it is? I think
:47:55. > :48:01.they're intimidated by the dress. Oh, you're so right. If I wasn't
:48:01. > :48:07.wearing this dress, they'd be all over us. He winked again. OK, let's
:48:07. > :48:13.get out of here, getting you out of that and plan. OK. What can I wear?
:48:13. > :48:16.We need to dress you down. You look needy and desperate. I am needy and
:48:16. > :48:26.desperate. Where can I change? I need a room to change in. I need a
:48:26. > :48:29.
:48:29. > :48:35.sort of changing room, as it were. There's no-one here. OK. Look, a
:48:35. > :48:42.thong! Do you think he'd like me in a thong. He looks like a thong sort
:48:42. > :48:48.of a man. What am I going to do? Perfect, a tennis kit. It's a man's.
:48:49. > :48:58.Exactly, it will fit. Oh, rude. I tell you what size you'll look in
:48:59. > :48:59.
:48:59. > :49:07.that jute fit. Size sexy baby. Men like a sorty look. Get those legs
:49:07. > :49:14.out. Excuse me, I have a thng to put on. -- thong to put on.
:49:14. > :49:17.Ivanisevic, your match is starting, please come with me. Mr Ivanisevic?
:49:17. > :49:23.Sorry, there's been a misunderstanding.
:49:23. > :49:26.misunderstanding, you're on next. He looked straight at me and still
:49:26. > :49:31.thought I was Goran Ivanisevic. It's one thing from the back!
:49:31. > :49:41.as you can please. Why can't I get mistaken for Anna Kournikova.
:49:41. > :49:43.
:49:43. > :49:53.Excuse me young chap, there's been a mistake. Miranda? Where is my
:49:53. > :49:57.
:49:57. > :50:02.kit? Oh... Ouch. Arrrr. What are you doing? I thought you winked at
:50:02. > :50:06.me. You did it again. No I've got dodgy new contact lenss. Oh, right.
:50:06. > :50:09.Well you know, your loss, your loss, my little elfin friend. Tomorrow
:50:09. > :50:16.you'll be playing with Wayne Rooney. I'll be playing with these bad boys
:50:17. > :50:25.and a boff and a boff. The thing is I really think there's been a bit
:50:25. > :50:30.of... Oh, God it's Tiger Tim. shape Goran. I really think you
:50:30. > :50:38.should check in the dressing room. He's clearly still down there.
:50:38. > :50:48.You're such a card. Where's Miranda. I thought she was with you.
:50:48. > :50:50.
:50:50. > :51:00.COMMENTATOR: Welcome Tim Henman and Goran Ivanisevic. What on earth?
:51:00. > :51:10.Quick, do something. How can we stop her? I'll serve. I might as
:51:10. > :51:21.
:51:21. > :51:29.well. It's only henman. Oh, my, Love-15. This is mortgagifying. --
:51:29. > :51:34.mortifying. Love-30. It's OK. It came back quite fast. I wasn't
:51:34. > :51:44.expecting that. She'll never find a husband, if it gets out she's been
:51:44. > :51:54.
:51:54. > :52:04.She won a point! Goran! Goran! CROWD CHANTS: Goran!
:52:04. > :52:35.
:52:35. > :52:45.MUSIC: Theme to Rocky Advantage Ivanisevic. Goran, Goran!
:52:45. > :52:45.
:52:45. > :52:55.Excuse me. What are you doing? Putting us all out of our misery.
:52:55. > :53:07.
:53:07. > :53:16.You all right? Thank you. Oh, gosh... Hello Mr Ivanisevic,
:53:16. > :53:22.Sir. Erm, sorry, I'm wearing your kit. It's just... You look hot.
:53:23. > :53:32.am a bit sweaty. I started your match. We're in the lead. I mean
:53:33. > :53:51.
:53:51. > :53:58.Size sexy! Mr Lend le your match with McEnrow in two -- McEnroe in
:53:58. > :54:01.two minutes' time please. See you later. Sport Relief 2012 saw
:54:01. > :54:10.extraordinary musical contributions from bands such as JLS, Snow Patrol
:54:10. > :54:20.and my personal favourite and the favourite of everyone over 45 LMFAO.
:54:20. > :54:33.
:54:33. > :54:36.# I hope that the world stops raining
:54:36. > :54:42.# Stops turning its back on the young
:54:42. > :54:48.# See nobody here is blameless # I hope that we can fix all that
:54:48. > :54:51.we've done # I really hope Martin can't see
:54:51. > :54:54.this # I hope that we still have a dream
:54:54. > :55:04.# I'm hoping that change isn't hopeless
:55:04. > :55:06.
:55:06. > :55:16.# I'm hoping to start it with me # I just hope I'm not the only one
:55:16. > :55:17.
:55:17. > :55:27.# Yes, I just hope I'm not the only # I hope we start seeing forever
:55:27. > :55:30.# Instead of what we can gain in a # I hope we start seeing each other
:55:30. > :55:36.# Because don't we all bleed the same?
:55:36. > :55:40.# I really hope someone can hear me # That a child doesn't bear the
:55:40. > :55:50.weight of a gun # I find the voice within me
:55:50. > :55:51.
:55:52. > :56:01.# To scream at the top of my lungs # I just hope I'm not the only one
:56:02. > :56:07.
:56:07. > :56:14.# Yes, I just hope I'm not the only # Louder, I cannot hear you
:56:14. > :56:24.# How can things be better left unsaid?
:56:24. > :56:25.
:56:25. > :56:33.# Call me, call me a dreamer # But it seems the dreams are all
:56:33. > :56:36.that we've got left # Ooohhh
:56:36. > :56:44.# I hope that we still have a heartbeat
:56:44. > :56:52.# I hope we don't turn to stone # At night when you turn the lights
:56:52. > :56:59.# I hope you don't cry alone # I hope we stop taking for granted
:56:59. > :57:09.# All of the land all of the sea # I'm taking a chance on loving
:57:09. > :57:10.
:57:10. > :57:20.# I hope that you take it with me # I just hope I'm not the only one
:57:20. > :57:23.
:57:23. > :57:33.# Yes, I just hope I'm not the only # Yes, I just hope I'm not the only
:57:33. > :57:44.
:57:44. > :57:52.You can still donate now by phone or via the website. Please give
:57:52. > :57:58.what you can and make a difference to people's lives.
:57:58. > :58:05.When I need support I turn to my family. Sometimes when things are
:58:05. > :58:09.tough I turn to my wife. When I've had a bad day I find strength in my
:58:09. > :58:12.dad. But there are thousands of people right here in the UK, who
:58:12. > :58:15.feel they have no-one to turn to. Sport Relief is working hard to
:58:15. > :58:25.find people in trouble and give them a helping hand just when they
:58:25. > :58:27.
:58:27. > :58:37.need it. Any of the girls would say, "Why can't he give me just one more
:58:37. > :58:39.
:58:39. > :58:46.kiss? Why can't he say goodbye to me? "I was diagnosed with
:58:46. > :58:51.schizophrenia. Depression. Bipolar. A lot of people find it difficult
:58:51. > :58:56.to talk about it. They feel a bit ashamed. Life sometimes is just so
:58:56. > :59:00.hard. Over the years, Sport Relief money has helped all sorts of
:59:00. > :59:04.people from all over the country. Get them back on their feet, help
:59:04. > :59:07.them stand tall with pride. never give up. Children who bear
:59:07. > :59:17.the huge responsibility and challenge of looking after their
:59:17. > :59:17.
:59:17. > :59:21.own parent. My mum's got multiple sclerosis which makes her really
:59:21. > :59:27.tired. I mainly help my mum with the cooking and I help with the
:59:27. > :59:33.injections. And getting things ready for her. I remember certain
:59:33. > :59:36.smells and I started really hearing high echo. Your head starts banging.
:59:36. > :59:44.I started seeing things, not flash backs, I mean literally seeing
:59:44. > :59:48.things. It's like looking at a ghost of somebody that used to be
:59:48. > :59:55.there. I just sat beside him and he's rocking and crying. He didn't
:59:55. > :00:05.know who I was. He didn't know where he was. He was scared. Sorry,
:00:05. > :00:12.
:00:12. > :00:18.But they do have someone who cares - they have you. Because 50% of
:00:18. > :00:28.Sport Relief money gets spent here in the UK. In England, Northern
:00:28. > :00:33.Ireland, Scotland and Wales. Your funny -- money funds projects
:00:33. > :00:42.nationwide. I have witnessed how important these organisations are.
:00:42. > :00:47.It is your money that makes all of this possible. It is a great idea
:00:47. > :00:51.bring able bodied and disabled young people together to break down
:00:51. > :00:56.barriers. And what better way to do than through through sport?
:00:56. > :01:03.helps me be more independent and come here. The project, it is
:01:03. > :01:08.fantastic. I can't wish for a better support network. Tonight you
:01:08. > :01:15.can be the rock that support the lifeline in sun's life. Someone who
:01:15. > :01:23.needs your help right now. Call the number on screen now. And make a
:01:23. > :01:33.difference to someone's life. Or donate online. A big, big, thank
:01:33. > :01:34.
:01:34. > :01:37.you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Next, it
:01:37. > :01:47.is Britain's Got Talent. Where a new boy band think they have got
:01:47. > :01:47.
:01:47. > :01:53.what it sakes to impress Simon. They haven't! Britain's Got Talent
:01:53. > :02:01.comes to London. And among the hopefuls waiting in the queue,
:02:01. > :02:11.stand a new boy band. They have travelled from Benidorm in Spain.
:02:11. > :02:13.
:02:13. > :02:20.I'm Liam. I'm Kenny. I'm with Asparagus Rising. I'm Michael and
:02:20. > :02:26.together we are are - Los Chorizos. Who have we got here? Los Chorizos.
:02:26. > :02:33.How did you meet? On holiday in Benidorm. I put four young lads
:02:33. > :02:38.together with a lot of raw talent. Nick put us together and made a
:02:38. > :02:44.supergroup for the 21st Century. Wow! I think they have got what it
:02:44. > :02:54.takes to win. They have the dance moves of Divrsty. They have got the
:02:54. > :02:56.
:02:56. > :03:01.appeal of Joe McElderry. And The Got the voices of JLM. JLS!
:03:01. > :03:10.name is Los Chorizos, which means I can't find me sausages. Iefrplt
:03:10. > :03:16.what you talking about? It means hot fiery meat. I knew that. I'm
:03:16. > :03:22.not a complete idiot. Really, which part is missing. How are the nerves.
:03:22. > :03:31.We are feeling good, we're going to win. That is fighting talk. No, I'm
:03:31. > :03:37.a lover, not a fighter. Benidorm has got talent and we're bringing
:03:37. > :03:47.to it a stage near you, Los Chorizos! Los Chorizos. I still
:03:47. > :03:54.
:03:54. > :03:58.think it sounds like can't find me sausages. APPLAUSE. Hello, hi Simon.
:03:58. > :04:08.Who are you? We're a boy band from Benidorm and we're called Los
:04:08. > :04:09.
:04:09. > :04:15.Chorizos! It means hot sausages. Great.Ly, Are you all right. Have
:04:15. > :04:21.you seen me husband. He is their manager. He wanted to watch it from
:04:21. > :04:28.the front. Do you think you can win. I can we can absolutely win. Can I
:04:28. > :04:38.have your names. I'm Liam and I'm 18. All right and you? Michael and
:04:38. > :04:41.
:04:41. > :04:47.I'm 13. You. Math owe. How old are you? 25. The rest. Where do you see
:04:47. > :04:54.yourselfs in five years time. Las Vegas. In Hollywood. Hollywood.
:04:54. > :05:02.That is near Las Vegas. What would you call your first album?
:05:02. > :05:12.Sausages! What did he say? Sausages. OK. You ready. Shall we start.
:05:12. > :05:14.
:05:14. > :05:23.Thank you. Good luck. Come on Los Chorizos this what is has all been
:05:23. > :05:32.about. # Let's get ready, let's get ready to rumble. I know this one.
:05:32. > :05:42.Come on. Let's get ready # Let's get ready I come on Liam man!
:05:42. > :05:42.
:05:42. > :05:51.get ready to rumble. He's forgot the hovers -- moves. Wash United
:05:51. > :06:00.get the mic, psyche! Et let's get ready to rumble. Everyone rumle.
:06:00. > :06:10.Let's get ready to rumble # Get ready, get steady, and rumble.
:06:10. > :06:23.
:06:23. > :06:32.That is my son. Get ready to rumble! Who buzzed them? Simon.
:06:32. > :06:42.Simon Cowell? Yes. Get redy, get steady, let's rumble. Everybody
:06:42. > :06:49.
:06:49. > :06:59.rumble. Let's get ready to rumble. Rumble ladies. Rumble. Rumble.
:06:59. > :07:00.
:07:00. > :07:08.hot. Thank you. What did you think? I think you guys are great. You're
:07:09. > :07:14.very sexy, clearly. You are a fantastic dancer. What is there not
:07:14. > :07:24.to like. David what kid -- did you think? The song was bad enough
:07:24. > :07:30.
:07:30. > :07:38.first time around. Carmen Electra. Let's get ready to rumble, yes clam
:07:38. > :07:44.This was arguably one of worst groups I have ever seen. And the
:07:44. > :07:54.idea... Sorry the idea you called yourself a boy band was ridiculous.
:07:54. > :07:56.
:07:57. > :08:03.We're a boy band. CROWD BOOS. not having it. Right, that's it.
:08:03. > :08:09.Listen, Cowell, you don't know nothing about talent. This lad here,
:08:09. > :08:17.he is my grandson. And if you say anything to him, I'll kick you so
:08:17. > :08:22.hard where it hurts, you will be singing soprano to Ding, dong,
:08:22. > :08:30.merrily on high! This is my mother and I'm sorry, but she gets a
:08:30. > :08:40.bitter tabl when she's not had a -- gets a bitter tabl when she has not
:08:40. > :08:45.
:08:45. > :08:54.had a cigarette. Let's vote on it. I have to say, yes. Alesha? It is a
:08:54. > :09:04.yes for me, guys. Two yes, one more and they're through. I'm going to
:09:04. > :09:05.
:09:06. > :09:11.say absolutely no. So your fate lies with David. Hmm... I think
:09:11. > :09:21.there is potential. Fing you worked for the next say 70 or the 80 years,
:09:21. > :09:23.
:09:24. > :09:33.he hearseing you might have something. So I'm going to say yes!
:09:34. > :09:47.
:09:47. > :09:52.You're through. Bye! If you're taking part in the Sport Relief run,
:09:52. > :10:02.good luck and don't forget to watch the Sport Relief mile show on BBC1
:10:02. > :10:32.
:10:32. > :10:39.# You told me I should live my life to the limit. # What a shame that
:10:39. > :10:49.my heart don't lie # I'm determined when you trust in me. It's all I
:10:49. > :10:49.
:10:50. > :10:58.need. # Now I'm hoping if you hear this, you believe that all I do is
:10:58. > :11:07.to make you proud. # Make you stronger, so I make my mind up, all
:11:07. > :11:15.I do is to make you proud. # Proud, proud. Make you proud. # Make you
:11:15. > :11:23.proud proud. # All that I do is to make you proud. # I never gave up
:11:23. > :11:28.then pause you keep hope alive # And the champion gives one last
:11:28. > :11:37.ride. # Yeah! # You said I deserve the best in life, I should be
:11:37. > :11:43.winning. # You have got to spread your wings and prepare to fly. # Oh
:11:43. > :11:53.the shape of my heart don't lie. # I'm determined with your faith in
:11:53. > :11:54.
:11:54. > :12:04.me. To make you see. # Now I'm hoping if you hear this. # You
:12:04. > :12:05.
:12:05. > :12:13.believe that all I do is to make you proud. # Make me stronger. # So
:12:13. > :12:23.I make my mind up # All that I do is to make you proud. # Proud proud
:12:23. > :12:23.
:12:23. > :12:32.proud! Make you proud proud proud! # All I do is to make you proud! #
:12:32. > :12:42.No body can tell me they were there for me. # Before you came around. #
:12:42. > :12:44.
:12:44. > :12:51.There was pain in every heartbeat. # But eventually you built my
:12:51. > :13:00.reserve to be strong. # Now I'm hoping if you hear this, you
:13:00. > :13:10.believe that all I do is to make you proud! # I'm hoping # If you
:13:10. > :13:18.hear this # You believe that all I do is to make you proud! # Make me
:13:18. > :13:28.stronger, so I rise up. Hash make my minds up, all I do is to make
:13:28. > :13:30.