0:00:02 > 0:00:06Sport Relief 2012 took fundraising to new heights, and new depths.
0:00:06 > 0:00:11We laughed, we cried, but most importantly,
0:00:11 > 0:00:15we pulled together to raise a staggering amount of money
0:00:15 > 0:00:18for people who really need it around the world, and right here in the UK.
0:00:20 > 0:00:23We relive some of Sport Relief 2012's finest moments,
0:00:23 > 0:00:28and find out how your money has changed lives.
0:00:34 > 0:00:372012 has been an incredible year for sport.
0:00:37 > 0:00:41Success in the Ryder Cup, triumph at the Tour de France,
0:00:41 > 0:00:44and Murray finally winning a tennis Grand Slam.
0:00:44 > 0:00:47Oh, and there was also that little Olympics thing in the summer.
0:00:47 > 0:00:51But in March this year, Sport Relief was making history of its own,
0:00:51 > 0:00:55as the stars came out to do their bit to raise some serious cash.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57Oh, Savage!
0:00:57 > 0:01:00Savagio, you can savage me any time!
0:01:00 > 0:01:02Well, we're a boy band.
0:01:02 > 0:01:03BUZZER
0:01:03 > 0:01:05The world doesn't know who you are, Kate,
0:01:05 > 0:01:07- the amount of time you've been around.- What?
0:01:07 > 0:01:10Bye!
0:01:10 > 0:01:13I chose the Thames because I thought it would be an amazing challenge.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Most people in the UK know the Thames, have seen it,
0:01:15 > 0:01:19and I know people like to see people off the TV suffer.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21Ah!
0:01:21 > 0:01:23I came here to get to the South Pole,
0:01:23 > 0:01:25and I don't want to tempt fate,
0:01:25 > 0:01:27but it looks like that might happen.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29Ah, my legs!
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Ow!
0:01:31 > 0:01:34I'm going to try and break 12 world records in 12 hours.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36The record to beat was 51. You managed 52.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43My whole life, when people say to me,
0:01:43 > 0:01:47"What are you frightened of?" I always just say water.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49It's always been, you know, the bogeyman.
0:01:49 > 0:01:50Go on, John!
0:01:52 > 0:01:55I've got to make sure I don't fail, or end up in the corner crying
0:01:55 > 0:01:58and sucking my thumb, which I feel like doing!
0:02:01 > 0:02:05Yes, Sport Relief 2012 was the biggest ever,
0:02:05 > 0:02:07raising a record-breaking...
0:02:12 > 0:02:15And later, we'll relive some of those truly amazing
0:02:15 > 0:02:18challenges from the likes of John Bishop, David Walliams
0:02:18 > 0:02:19and Freddie Flintoff,
0:02:19 > 0:02:23but it was footballing legend Frank Lampard who faced
0:02:23 > 0:02:25one of the biggest challenges of the night,
0:02:25 > 0:02:27as he went head-to-head with an 11-year-old girl.
0:02:40 > 0:02:41So what's your name?
0:02:41 > 0:02:44Karen. Will this take long?
0:02:44 > 0:02:47Erm, we should be on our way shortly.
0:02:47 > 0:02:48Are you a Chelsea fan?
0:02:48 > 0:02:50No, I hate football.
0:02:50 > 0:02:54I just won this in a competition, and I wanted to be on telly.
0:02:54 > 0:02:55Also, it will look good on my CV.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59Oh, right.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01Is this an important game?
0:03:01 > 0:03:02Yeah, yeah, it is, yeah.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05And are you feeling confident?
0:03:06 > 0:03:07Yes.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Right.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12Why did you make that face?
0:03:12 > 0:03:13No reason.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19Yeah, no, no, she's fine. And guess what?
0:03:19 > 0:03:20She's got Frank Lampard!
0:03:20 > 0:03:22Frank Lampard? Great!
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Yeah, she's chatting away to him.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27She's chatting to him?
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Yeah.
0:03:29 > 0:03:33Right. Well, maybe keep an eye on that, you know, in case...
0:03:33 > 0:03:36she does that thing that she does.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Excuse me, excuse me.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43Excuse me, your Christine Bleakley, aren't you?
0:03:43 > 0:03:44Yes.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46I'm a massive fan. Could I have an autograph, please?
0:03:46 > 0:03:48Yes, of course. No problem.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50To Jake, please. Thank you.
0:03:50 > 0:03:51Hi, I'm Pete.
0:03:51 > 0:03:52Hello.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54- I'm also a big fan. - Thank you.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56- We always voted for you on Strictly. - Oh, thank you.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58Yeah, you and Ann Widdecombe,
0:03:58 > 0:04:01because mum likes seeing Anton use her as a big floor mop.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03Could you make one more to Deano, please?
0:04:03 > 0:04:04OK.
0:04:04 > 0:04:05Thank you.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08- So are you here supporting your other half?- I am.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10Oh, Adrian Chiles?
0:04:10 > 0:04:13No, no, Adrian and I work together loads, but no, we're not married.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16Ben, Christine is engaged to Frank Lampard,
0:04:16 > 0:04:17who is a very lucky man, by the way.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19Oh, thank you!
0:04:19 > 0:04:20Well, he's not that lucky.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22That goal against Germany was way over the line.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25Dad called the ref a Nazi stooge.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27I... I didn't.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Do you want to see him goose-stepping across the room?
0:04:29 > 0:04:30Ben!
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Christine, can I have one more, please?
0:04:32 > 0:04:36All I know is that last weekend I heard my dad shouting that
0:04:36 > 0:04:40you had missed a goal that my granny could have scored.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42We all miss the occasional easy one.
0:04:42 > 0:04:43Well, it must have been really easy,
0:04:43 > 0:04:46because my granny's got a plastic hip.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48But we still won the game.
0:04:48 > 0:04:49And I made both the goals.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52Well, that's nothing to boast about.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54You just need a few bits of wood and a big net.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56- No, no, I didn't... - Anyone can make a goal.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58No, I meant...
0:04:58 > 0:04:59That's just DIY.
0:04:59 > 0:05:00I meant...
0:05:00 > 0:05:03Karen, try not to talk to Mr Lampard too much,
0:05:03 > 0:05:05because he's trying to focus on the big game.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07This is my mum. She fancies you.
0:05:07 > 0:05:08No, I don't!
0:05:08 > 0:05:11- Oh, my God!- Jeez!
0:05:11 > 0:05:13Oh, I'm so sorry. I've got some arnica in here.
0:05:13 > 0:05:14Excuse me, madam?
0:05:14 > 0:05:20I'm sorry, yes. Karen, really, there's a lot of big-game pressure.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22Yeah, I know all about big-game pressure.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24I play netball for the school.
0:05:24 > 0:05:25Madam, if you could just return...
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Yes, yes.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36Football's much harder than netball.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38Actually, this is a real coincidence,
0:05:38 > 0:05:40because my daughter is Frank's mascot today.
0:05:40 > 0:05:43Really? She won't forget that in a hurry.
0:05:43 > 0:05:44No.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46And neither will he.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49What's that armband?
0:05:49 > 0:05:50Is it a fashion thing?
0:05:50 > 0:05:52It means I'm captain.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54So you're in charge?
0:05:54 > 0:05:58Does that mean that if you lose, the newspapers will all blame you?
0:05:59 > 0:06:01I bet it does.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03Especially if you miss another easy one.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07They'll probably stick your face on a picture of a vegetable.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11Frank, the ref doesn't have a mascot.
0:06:11 > 0:06:12He does now.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16So you're the ref?
0:06:16 > 0:06:17Erm, yeah.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20And are you feeling confident?
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Backstage of a star-studded tennis tournament,
0:06:27 > 0:06:30Miranda and co were hoping for a love match.
0:06:31 > 0:06:32What could possibly go wrong?
0:06:32 > 0:06:34We're in, we're in!
0:06:34 > 0:06:38Now, act casual. Subtly look around for men.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41Casual. Cas, yeah.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46You're looking very strange.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48Robbie Savage! Robbie Savage!
0:06:48 > 0:06:50All right, cool, cool!
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Hello, hello.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54- I'm Penny.- Hello.
0:06:54 > 0:06:55This is my daughter, Miranda.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57Sorry, I'll just...
0:06:57 > 0:06:58Hello, Miranda. Nice to meet you.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Oh, Savage!
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Savage!
0:07:05 > 0:07:07Savagio, you can savage me any time!
0:07:08 > 0:07:10What am I doing?
0:07:11 > 0:07:13Ciao, ciao. Ring me!
0:07:16 > 0:07:17It's Mo Farah!
0:07:17 > 0:07:19OK, leave this to me.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Yo, Mo, hello!
0:07:21 > 0:07:23I'll be fine.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25So, Mo, Mo Farah-ball!
0:07:25 > 0:07:27Mighty Mo.
0:07:28 > 0:07:29Big Mo.
0:07:29 > 0:07:32Mo-jito!
0:07:32 > 0:07:34Mo-na Lisa!
0:07:34 > 0:07:36A-Mo-Mo-a-go-go.
0:07:38 > 0:07:39He's a-gone-gone!
0:07:40 > 0:07:41Why do you have to be my daughter?
0:07:41 > 0:07:44- Well, it's just the way it goes, isn't it?- You're weird!
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Mancini!
0:07:47 > 0:07:49Oh, it's too much!
0:07:51 > 0:07:53- That was Mancini! - Oh!
0:07:53 > 0:07:55- Sssh!- Hey, hey, what's going on over there?
0:07:55 > 0:07:58Come here, come here. Who are you lot? Have you got passes?
0:07:58 > 0:08:03Who are we? Well, that is very rude, for we are... Athletes.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07Yeah. This is...
0:08:07 > 0:08:09IN A RUSSIAN ACCENT: Hello!
0:08:09 > 0:08:13My name is Pavlova. I am a Russian gymnast!
0:08:13 > 0:08:14This is gymnast.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17Hi! Hi! Hi!
0:08:17 > 0:08:19Leave.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22That was gymnast, and I am...
0:08:22 > 0:08:23She's a heavyweight.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Ah, I thought I recognised you!
0:08:25 > 0:08:28Yes. I am a heavyweight boxer.
0:08:28 > 0:08:32Lifter. I lift heavy boxes and stuff. Yeah, watch me lift.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34Come on, then.
0:08:36 > 0:08:40Oh, dear. I think you've been eating too many crisps, Gaz, cos...
0:08:40 > 0:08:41Oh, my back!
0:08:41 > 0:08:43No, come on, who are you, really?
0:08:43 > 0:08:44Sue Barker.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46This is Sue Barker.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48No, I'm Sue Barker.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50THEY GASP
0:08:50 > 0:08:52I don't think so.
0:08:52 > 0:08:53No, this is Sue Barker.
0:08:53 > 0:08:54Yes, I'm Sue Barker.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56No, I AM Sue Barker.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58Well, we've only got your word for that.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01You are not Sue Barker. I don't know who you are. Clearly an impostor.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04She shouldn't be in this VIP room, Gary, she really shouldn't.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07What does she know about tennis? This is Sue Barker.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09Get her out, Gaz. Get her out.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13No, that's Sue Barker.
0:09:13 > 0:09:16Shut up, Torvill! You are skating on very thin ice!
0:09:16 > 0:09:20You may remember from previous Sport Reliefs that the legendary
0:09:20 > 0:09:23David Walliams swam 22 miles across the Channel,
0:09:23 > 0:09:27he has swam the Strait of Gibraltar and taken part in a bike ride
0:09:27 > 0:09:29that stretched from John O'Groats to Land's End.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31All three helped to raise millions,
0:09:31 > 0:09:35an incredible achievement from a true Sport Relief hero.
0:09:35 > 0:09:39So the big question was what could he possibly do to top all that?
0:09:43 > 0:09:46David's challenge was as epic as it was daunting.
0:09:46 > 0:09:50He aimed to swim a gruelling 140 miles down the Thames
0:09:50 > 0:09:53from rural Gloucestershire to central London.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57The first thing that really struck me
0:09:57 > 0:09:59when I jumped was there is no visibility.
0:10:00 > 0:10:04As soon as I jumped in, I was like, "It's black!"
0:10:04 > 0:10:08But the temperature of the water is, what, about 15 degrees.
0:10:08 > 0:10:12You told me, when we started, oh, it's going to be, like, 22,
0:10:12 > 0:10:18or something, in September, and you also said it's almost too hot!
0:10:18 > 0:10:20Aren't you cold?
0:10:20 > 0:10:22I'm quite cold, but sometimes - I'll tell you a little secret -
0:10:22 > 0:10:25I wee in my wetsuit!
0:10:25 > 0:10:26Ah!
0:10:26 > 0:10:29Your body's not designed to do that for ten hours a day.
0:10:29 > 0:10:30Yeah.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33You've done a lot of things your body's not designed to do either.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35To be fair!
0:10:38 > 0:10:41He was never particularly sporty at school, or anything,
0:10:41 > 0:10:42and that's what's amazing.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44To do something like this,
0:10:44 > 0:10:46which is all about just getting through the day
0:10:46 > 0:10:48and seeing what you and your body and your spirit
0:10:48 > 0:10:52and your soul can cope with, it kind of reminds us how the
0:10:52 > 0:10:54people we're raising money for are living.
0:10:54 > 0:10:58You know, because that's how they're living, just getting by.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04Sometimes people write in articles, "Why on earth is he doing it?"
0:11:04 > 0:11:08I know exactly why I'm doing it, because I've seen how the
0:11:08 > 0:11:10money raised through Comic Relief
0:11:10 > 0:11:15and Sport Relief helps people around the world, and the people I've met,
0:11:15 > 0:11:20and especially Philip, a homeless boy in Kenya, that's my motivation.
0:11:20 > 0:11:23There is no other motivation for this.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28You're an amazing little boy.
0:11:30 > 0:11:31Can I have a hug?
0:11:36 > 0:11:37I don't like failing.
0:11:39 > 0:11:40Erm...
0:11:41 > 0:11:43I'm thinking about, you know,
0:11:43 > 0:11:47the people I met in Kenya on the last trip I did for Sport Relief,
0:11:47 > 0:11:52and how the money will help people, and also just don't want to give up.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55You know. I mean, I sort of do.
0:11:55 > 0:11:58If there were no consequences, I could just stop, and no-one
0:11:58 > 0:12:03would mind, I would, but I just feel like I'm really letting people down.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13We asked David to go back to Kenya to see how the little boy
0:12:13 > 0:12:17called Philip who had inspired his epic challenge was getting on.
0:12:18 > 0:12:22The first time I visited here, which is Kisumu, in Kenya,
0:12:22 > 0:12:25it was just before I did my Thames swim.
0:12:25 > 0:12:29We came to make a film about a boy called Philip who was 12 years old
0:12:29 > 0:12:31and who lived on the streets here.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34They slept under this piece of tarpaulin in a central reservation.
0:12:34 > 0:12:38Really, their lives were quite unimaginably harsh.
0:12:40 > 0:12:41Over the years,
0:12:41 > 0:12:44Comic Relief has remained totally committed to helping the
0:12:44 > 0:12:48hundreds of children that are finding themselves homeless on the streets.
0:12:48 > 0:12:53It's never stopped being shocking, but you've never stopped caring.
0:12:53 > 0:12:56Because you are helping kids like them every single day of the year.
0:12:56 > 0:13:00You've fed them, given them an education, and where possible,
0:13:00 > 0:13:03given them somewhere safe to go, away from the streets.
0:13:03 > 0:13:06Essentially, you've given them a chance at a future.
0:13:09 > 0:13:10Hello!
0:13:11 > 0:13:12Is Philip there?
0:13:13 > 0:13:15- Hello!- Hello.
0:13:15 > 0:13:16Hello.
0:13:16 > 0:13:17I've come to see Philip.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19- Yeah, he's around. - Where is he?
0:13:19 > 0:13:20He's gone to the washroom.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22He's gone to the washroom?
0:13:22 > 0:13:23He's here?
0:13:23 > 0:13:25Hello!
0:13:25 > 0:13:27How are you?
0:13:27 > 0:13:30Oh, lovely to see you!
0:13:32 > 0:13:33How have you been?
0:13:34 > 0:13:35Are you OK?
0:13:35 > 0:13:36Yes.
0:13:36 > 0:13:37Yeah?
0:13:37 > 0:13:40You look a lot smarter than when I last saw you.
0:13:40 > 0:13:43- So this is your school uniform, yeah? - Yeah.
0:13:43 > 0:13:47You didn't have shoes on your feet last time I saw you, either.
0:13:47 > 0:13:48Is it OK?
0:13:52 > 0:13:55- You're a real inspiration, you know that?- Yes.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57Let's go and meet your friends, yeah?
0:13:57 > 0:13:59OK, cool. You show me.
0:13:59 > 0:14:04Over the past year, Sport Relief has supported over 150,000 street
0:14:04 > 0:14:06and working children like Philip.
0:14:06 > 0:14:08Your money is really making a difference.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10Are there any of the other boys
0:14:10 > 0:14:11that I met
0:14:11 > 0:14:13when I was here a year ago here now?
0:14:13 > 0:14:15Hello!
0:14:15 > 0:14:17How are you?
0:14:17 > 0:14:21Nice to see you. Wow, you're all in school uniforms!
0:14:21 > 0:14:24Wow, that's a smart outfit!
0:14:24 > 0:14:26- Is that a school uniform? - Yes.
0:14:26 > 0:14:27Blimey!
0:14:27 > 0:14:29That is very smart.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31So the gang is back together?
0:14:31 > 0:14:32Yes.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34Are you boys happier now?
0:14:37 > 0:14:39Oh, that's sweet.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41How is he getting on at school?
0:14:41 > 0:14:45He is brilliant. He is doing a little bit, he is doing his part.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48He is one of the bright boys that we have at the centre,
0:14:48 > 0:14:51and we believe that he can go very far.
0:14:51 > 0:14:56I just want to say thank you, because you do such incredible work here.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58Part of our heartfelt thanks comes to you
0:14:58 > 0:15:01and the other people who also supported the children.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04They didn't do very much. It was mainly me(!)
0:15:04 > 0:15:09Well, we are happy that you are doing a lot.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11I'm doing my bit, but thank you, thank you.
0:15:11 > 0:15:13We appreciate that.
0:15:14 > 0:15:18What always really struck me about Philip is how positive he was.
0:15:18 > 0:15:21Huge, huge ambition,
0:15:21 > 0:15:25and I'm really glad that he's got a chance to flourish.
0:15:33 > 0:15:37Swimming the Thames, in itself, was just really showing off.
0:15:38 > 0:15:41But because you so generously gave your money,
0:15:41 > 0:15:44people's lives have been transformed, people like Philip,
0:15:44 > 0:15:48and we've got to keep on doing whatever we can
0:15:48 > 0:15:51to help kids like Philip all around the world.
0:15:51 > 0:15:53But for now, I just want to say thank you.
0:15:56 > 0:16:00Every year, the cream of British talent get behind Sport Relief,
0:16:00 > 0:16:03and this year, in a Britain's Got Talent special, we were proud
0:16:03 > 0:16:07to introduce a brand-new boy band, all the way from Benidorm.
0:16:13 > 0:16:16Britain's Got Talent comes to London.
0:16:16 > 0:16:20And among the thousands of hopefuls waiting patiently in the queue
0:16:20 > 0:16:22stand a brand-new boy band,
0:16:22 > 0:16:24who've travelled all the way from Benidorm
0:16:24 > 0:16:25on Spain's sunny Costa Blanca.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30Hi, my name's Liam.
0:16:30 > 0:16:31Hi, there. Mateo.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33I'm Kenneth, Capricorn with asparagus rising,
0:16:33 > 0:16:35single and available.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37I'm Michael, and together, we are...
0:16:37 > 0:16:39ALL: Los Chorizos!
0:16:40 > 0:16:42Hello! Who have we got here?
0:16:42 > 0:16:43Los Chorizos.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45Los Chorizos, like it!
0:16:45 > 0:16:47How did you all meet?
0:16:47 > 0:16:49When we were all on holiday in Benidorm, really.
0:16:49 > 0:16:50Oh, lovely.
0:16:50 > 0:16:53Well, basically, what I did is I put four young lads together with
0:16:53 > 0:16:56a lot of raw talent and enthusiasm.
0:16:56 > 0:16:57Mick put us together
0:16:57 > 0:17:01and made what I can only describe as a supergroup for the 21st century.
0:17:09 > 0:17:10- Hello.- Hey, Simon.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12Hola, Mr Cowell.
0:17:12 > 0:17:13Who are you?
0:17:13 > 0:17:15Well, we're a boy band, we're from Benidorm,
0:17:15 > 0:17:18and we are called Los Chorizos!
0:17:18 > 0:17:19OK.
0:17:19 > 0:17:21It basically means hot sausages.
0:17:23 > 0:17:24Great(!)
0:17:24 > 0:17:26Hi, you all right?
0:17:26 > 0:17:27- Have you seen my husband? - Who's your husband?
0:17:27 > 0:17:30- Well, he's their manager, Los Chorizos.- Oh, them.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32He wanted to watch it from out the front, so he sat in the audience.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34Do you think you can win this competition?
0:17:34 > 0:17:35Maybe.
0:17:35 > 0:17:38I think we can absolutely win the competition.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40OK. Where do you see yourselves in five years' time?
0:17:40 > 0:17:42Say Las Vegas!
0:17:42 > 0:17:44In Hollywood.
0:17:44 > 0:17:45- Hollywood.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47That's all right. It's near Las Vegas.
0:17:47 > 0:17:48# Let's get ready ready
0:17:48 > 0:17:49# Let's get ready ready
0:17:49 > 0:17:51# Let's get ready to rumble
0:17:51 > 0:17:52I know this one!
0:17:52 > 0:17:54# Watch us wreck the mic
0:17:54 > 0:17:55# Watch us wreck the mic
0:17:55 > 0:17:56# Psyche!
0:17:56 > 0:17:57# Let's get ready ready
0:17:57 > 0:17:59# Let's get ready ready
0:17:59 > 0:18:00# Let's get ready ready
0:18:00 > 0:18:01Come on, Liam, dance!
0:18:01 > 0:18:04# Let's get ready to rumble
0:18:04 > 0:18:06He's forgotten the moves, Mam, he's forgotten the moves!
0:18:06 > 0:18:08Oh, he's daft, that one!
0:18:08 > 0:18:09# It ain't no hype
0:18:09 > 0:18:10# Watch us wreck the mic
0:18:10 > 0:18:11# Watch us wreck the mic
0:18:11 > 0:18:13# Watch us wreck the mic
0:18:13 > 0:18:14Psyche!
0:18:19 > 0:18:21BUZZER
0:18:21 > 0:18:22Whose buzzed them now?
0:18:22 > 0:18:23Simon!
0:18:23 > 0:18:24- Simon Cowell?- Yes.
0:18:25 > 0:18:27# Everybody rumble
0:18:27 > 0:18:29# Let's get ready to rumble
0:18:29 > 0:18:31What is Mateo doing?
0:18:31 > 0:18:32# Get ready
0:18:32 > 0:18:33# Get steady
0:18:33 > 0:18:34# And rumble
0:18:34 > 0:18:36# Everybody rumble
0:18:36 > 0:18:38# Let's get ready to rumble
0:18:38 > 0:18:40# Let's get ready to rumble
0:18:40 > 0:18:42# Yeah, let's rumble, ladies! Rumble!
0:18:42 > 0:18:44# Get ready to rumble
0:18:44 > 0:18:46Rumble!
0:18:46 > 0:18:47Mateo!
0:18:48 > 0:18:49So hot!
0:18:49 > 0:18:50Thank you.
0:18:56 > 0:18:57David, what did you think?
0:18:57 > 0:18:59The song was bad enough first time round!
0:18:59 > 0:19:02AUDIENCE BOO
0:19:09 > 0:19:13I've done this a while, and this was arguably one of the worst groups
0:19:13 > 0:19:16I've ever seen in my life, and the idea...
0:19:16 > 0:19:18You don't know what you're talking about!
0:19:19 > 0:19:23Sorry. The idea that you called yourself a boy band was ridiculous.
0:19:23 > 0:19:24Yeah. We're a boy band.
0:19:24 > 0:19:25Well, you're not.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27AUDIENCE BOO
0:19:27 > 0:19:30We'll go and have a word with him. We're not having it.
0:19:32 > 0:19:35Right, right, that's it!
0:19:38 > 0:19:42Listen, Cowell, you don't know nothing about talent!
0:19:42 > 0:19:43I know...
0:19:43 > 0:19:44This lad here, he's my grandson...
0:19:44 > 0:19:47Get off!
0:19:47 > 0:19:48..and if you say anything to him,
0:19:48 > 0:19:51I'll kick you so hard where it hurts, you'll be singing soprano!
0:19:56 > 0:19:58They're through!
0:20:01 > 0:20:05You can't have a Sport Relief without a Sport Relief Mile.
0:20:07 > 0:20:10Since 2004, the United Kingdom has come together...
0:20:11 > 0:20:13..to enjoy a unique event...
0:20:15 > 0:20:18..and to help change people's lives.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20Three, two, one!
0:20:24 > 0:20:30Over a million people across the UK put on their trainers, skates
0:20:30 > 0:20:35and flippers to run, climb or jump a mile over the Sport Relief weekend.
0:20:42 > 0:20:44And this year, the mile went global.
0:20:44 > 0:20:48And loads of countries around the world staged their own miles, too.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54A huge thank you to everyone who took part,
0:20:54 > 0:20:56an absolutely fabulous achievement.
0:20:57 > 0:21:00Which is more than can be said for Eddie's training regime,
0:21:00 > 0:21:05as she swaps high heels for trainers in this Ab Fab Sport Relief special.
0:21:08 > 0:21:09Oh!
0:21:09 > 0:21:10This is rather lovely, Eddie.
0:21:10 > 0:21:12Yeah. So, what are we doing here?
0:21:12 > 0:21:15Well, darling, here, Bemma Bunton, little Bemma Bunton is doing
0:21:15 > 0:21:17a little sporty reliefy charity thing, so I'm just going to
0:21:17 > 0:21:20settle her into that, and then I'll come here for the meeting.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22For the meeting?
0:21:22 > 0:21:25Yeah, for the meeting, darling. I told you about the meeting.
0:21:25 > 0:21:28The meeting with Stella McCartney, darling, Kate Moss and David Gandy.
0:21:28 > 0:21:29Meeting?
0:21:29 > 0:21:30Yeah, meeting, darling.
0:21:30 > 0:21:34For the feature for the magazine. I sent you that idea, all right?
0:21:34 > 0:21:36You know, like sport is the new rock'n'roll,
0:21:36 > 0:21:39Stella's clothes with Kate and David.
0:21:39 > 0:21:40And a meeting?
0:21:40 > 0:21:41A meeting, yes, darling.
0:21:41 > 0:21:44Well, they won't come if they think it's me, will they?
0:21:44 > 0:21:45But I can just appear, you know.
0:21:45 > 0:21:46I'll just come by, like,
0:21:46 > 0:21:49"Hey, I've just been doing this sporty reliefy charity thing",
0:21:49 > 0:21:52and then Stella will think, "She's kind of cool, kind of great,"
0:21:52 > 0:21:54and give me lots of free clothes.
0:21:54 > 0:21:55Yeah, the meeting...
0:21:55 > 0:21:56What?
0:21:57 > 0:21:58Bemma?
0:21:58 > 0:22:00You know what? You're unbelievable.
0:22:00 > 0:22:03Even when it's for charity, you're on the make.
0:22:03 > 0:22:06Anyway, come on, have you got your tracksuit?
0:22:06 > 0:22:07Tracksuit.
0:22:07 > 0:22:09See you in a minute, for the meeting. Let me know when they come.
0:22:09 > 0:22:12At the meeting, yeah. The meeting with Stella.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16Stella... Meeting with Stella.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18Stella and... Eddie, who are the others?
0:22:20 > 0:22:23OK, let's get the both of you going.
0:22:23 > 0:22:24- Both?- Yes, both.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26But I can't get sweaty, I've got a meeting.
0:22:26 > 0:22:29Well, Emma, I know you're fit, but how about your friend here?
0:22:29 > 0:22:30Oh, no, she's not my friend.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34How fit are you?
0:22:34 > 0:22:35Who the hell are you?
0:22:35 > 0:22:37Erm, I'm Colin Jackson.
0:22:37 > 0:22:38THE Colin Jackson!
0:22:38 > 0:22:42THE Colin Jackson, I'm very fit and I don't need your help, thank you.
0:22:43 > 0:22:44Turn on the telly here.
0:22:45 > 0:22:46How do I get MTV?
0:22:49 > 0:22:51Fit enough for you?
0:22:51 > 0:22:53Haven't even turned the machine on yet!
0:22:53 > 0:22:54Oh!
0:23:02 > 0:23:04- Do you want to do some jogging? - I am jogging!
0:23:04 > 0:23:05No, you're not.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09I will keep going.
0:23:09 > 0:23:11Just remember, it's to encourage people.
0:23:12 > 0:23:14Now, come on. I know you can last five minutes.
0:23:14 > 0:23:15You can do five minutes?
0:23:15 > 0:23:17Yeah, I can.
0:23:17 > 0:23:19I will do it. I can do this. I will keep going.
0:23:21 > 0:23:27Look at you! Fat, fat, lazy, lazy woman!
0:23:27 > 0:23:33Need a machine to move her fat, fat, lazy, lazy legs!
0:23:35 > 0:23:38Need to pay someone to shout at her, "Feel the burn!"
0:23:39 > 0:23:42Why don't you pick up the hoover now and then?
0:23:43 > 0:23:46Do something useful with that fat body of yours!
0:23:47 > 0:23:52Fat, fat, lazy, lazy woman!
0:23:52 > 0:23:53Fat, lazy woman!
0:23:57 > 0:23:58Have we met before?
0:23:58 > 0:23:59Yeah, I'm Patsy Stone.
0:23:59 > 0:24:01- Patsy. - Pats.
0:24:01 > 0:24:02- Pats. - Pat.
0:24:02 > 0:24:03- Pat. - Pa.
0:24:03 > 0:24:05- Pa. - P.
0:24:05 > 0:24:06This is Kate.
0:24:06 > 0:24:07Kate.
0:24:07 > 0:24:08Hi. Just Kate.
0:24:08 > 0:24:11Well, who in the world doesn't know who you are, Kate?
0:24:11 > 0:24:12Amount of time you've been around.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14What?
0:24:14 > 0:24:18Well, you know, you're just like me, Kate. Us '39ers must stick together.
0:24:18 > 0:24:19'39ers?
0:24:20 > 0:24:22This is David.
0:24:22 > 0:24:23Oh, hi, David, hi.
0:24:23 > 0:24:25Hey, Pats. I think we've met before, no?
0:24:25 > 0:24:28I don't know, David, but I've carried your pants in my last two issues.
0:24:28 > 0:24:29Thanks. Appreciate that.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31Thank you.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33Hey, we really love the idea about the feature.
0:24:33 > 0:24:35- Feature?- Yeah.
0:24:35 > 0:24:36It's a great idea.
0:24:36 > 0:24:38Amazing.
0:24:38 > 0:24:39- Really, really good. - Brilliant.
0:24:39 > 0:24:41Yeah.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43The Olympians and Kate?
0:24:43 > 0:24:44It's a great idea.
0:24:44 > 0:24:46So, so good.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48Oh, well, cheers, thanks a lot.
0:24:48 > 0:24:51Just don't bring that friend of yours, Eddie.
0:24:51 > 0:24:52Eddie?
0:24:52 > 0:24:55No. She really twists my melons.
0:24:55 > 0:24:56But she's...
0:24:58 > 0:24:59Oh, no!
0:25:00 > 0:25:03MUSIC: "Eye Of The Tiger" by Survivor
0:25:05 > 0:25:07Oh!
0:25:07 > 0:25:08Come on!
0:25:10 > 0:25:11Darling, Pats, are they here?
0:25:11 > 0:25:13Don't come, Eddie. Eddie, don't come!
0:25:16 > 0:25:18You're actually a really good boxer, Emma.
0:25:18 > 0:25:19By the way, I'm a big fan.
0:25:19 > 0:25:21Thanks.
0:25:21 > 0:25:22I love boxing.
0:25:22 > 0:25:25Yeah, it's just pretend boxing, though, isn't it? Just pretend.
0:25:25 > 0:25:28Can't imagine being in a ring with you, though, David!
0:25:28 > 0:25:29Oh, I can!
0:25:30 > 0:25:33Look at you, your powder-puff boxing.
0:25:33 > 0:25:34Go on, hit it!
0:25:37 > 0:25:39Aaah!
0:25:39 > 0:25:40Steady, ladies, steady!
0:25:42 > 0:25:45I can't go to hospital, I've got a meeting!
0:25:46 > 0:25:50I've got a meeting! I can't go to hospital! Stella, Stella!
0:25:50 > 0:25:52Who is that?
0:25:52 > 0:25:53Isn't that your friend?
0:25:53 > 0:25:55No, I never saw her before in my life.
0:25:55 > 0:25:58Rodriguez, another round here, please, darling.
0:25:58 > 0:25:59Pats, Pats!
0:25:59 > 0:26:00Pats!
0:26:00 > 0:26:04As well as changing lives around the world, half the money you raise
0:26:04 > 0:26:07for Sport Relief is spent right here in the UK.
0:26:09 > 0:26:12This year alone, Sport Relief has funded projects
0:26:12 > 0:26:15in over 200 towns and cities across the UK.
0:26:39 > 0:26:41Earlier this year, John Bishop dusted off his football boots
0:26:41 > 0:26:45and went to visit a project in Liverpool to see how
0:26:45 > 0:26:49Sport Relief's money is helping people affected by homelessness.
0:26:49 > 0:26:53When I went to see things like the homeless football in Liverpool,
0:26:53 > 0:26:57which is a charity I've now become a patron of, you can't help
0:26:57 > 0:27:00but be moved by the practicality of the support.
0:27:00 > 0:27:03There are lads who come along and work their heart out
0:27:03 > 0:27:04and achieve something.
0:27:04 > 0:27:06They've never been told they're any good, or anything,
0:27:06 > 0:27:08and that's why we do it.
0:27:08 > 0:27:11We're taking people out of hostels and putting them
0:27:11 > 0:27:13into mainstream life.
0:27:13 > 0:27:15That's the thing about Sport Relief.
0:27:15 > 0:27:18It's giving people who are in a position of disadvantage
0:27:18 > 0:27:21an advantage by supporting something
0:27:21 > 0:27:23that will help them have a better life.
0:27:25 > 0:27:29This year, Sport Relief's Strictly Come Dancing special really
0:27:29 > 0:27:33made a splash, achieving new heights by plunging into new depths,
0:27:33 > 0:27:36and giving the term "breathtaking performance" a whole new meaning.
0:27:38 > 0:27:41'They fought the battle for the Strictly crown.'
0:27:42 > 0:27:47'Now, at the world-famous Pinewood Studios,
0:27:47 > 0:27:52'Harry and Chelsee dance head-to-head like you've never seen them before.'
0:27:52 > 0:27:55'This is Strictly Come Dancing Underwater!'
0:27:56 > 0:27:57'For Sport Relief.'
0:28:01 > 0:28:04'Dancing for Sport Relief, Harry Judd and Aliona Vilani!'
0:28:04 > 0:28:06MUSIC: "The Flood" by Take That
0:28:08 > 0:28:10# Standing
0:28:10 > 0:28:13# On the edge of forever
0:28:14 > 0:28:19# At the start of whatever
0:28:19 > 0:28:23# Shouting love at the world
0:28:26 > 0:28:29# We will meet you
0:28:29 > 0:28:31# Where the lights are
0:28:31 > 0:28:35# The defenders of the faith we are
0:28:35 > 0:28:39Slick and streamlined. Truly a wonder down under.
0:28:39 > 0:28:45The shapes were beautiful. Both of you were like a marvel of the abyss.
0:28:45 > 0:28:48# Although no one understood
0:28:48 > 0:28:51# We were holding back the flood
0:28:51 > 0:28:54# Learning how to dance the rain
0:28:54 > 0:29:00Elegant, liquid-clean lines, I felt waves of emotion, darling!
0:29:04 > 0:29:06# Although no one understood
0:29:08 > 0:29:11The movement and the lifts were beautiful.
0:29:11 > 0:29:15You know, they say that 80% of all life in the world
0:29:15 > 0:29:18is underwater, and you were full of life.
0:29:18 > 0:29:21# Dance again
0:29:25 > 0:29:29Judges, I believe your scores, please.
0:29:37 > 0:29:38Yeah!
0:29:44 > 0:29:46Very tough act to follow.
0:29:46 > 0:29:50Next to take the Sport Relief plunge, it's Chelsee and Pasha!
0:29:50 > 0:29:53MUSIC: "Beyond The Sea" by Bobby Darin
0:29:57 > 0:30:02# Somewhere beyond the sea
0:30:02 > 0:30:05# Somewhere waiting for me
0:30:07 > 0:30:12# My lover stands on golden sands
0:30:12 > 0:30:13# And watches the ships
0:30:13 > 0:30:15I absolutely love the use of props.
0:30:15 > 0:30:19Tables, chairs, champagne glasses underwater.
0:30:19 > 0:30:21I'd say water heaven, darling!
0:30:21 > 0:30:23# Beyond the sea
0:30:23 > 0:30:26# She's there watching for me
0:30:28 > 0:30:31I think that was amazing.
0:30:31 > 0:30:35You did an absolutely fantastic job, and it was very, very well done.
0:30:38 > 0:30:43Chelsee, you delicious and curvaceous little mermaid!
0:30:43 > 0:30:48Enticing the sea-man into your underwater kingdom.
0:30:48 > 0:30:51In fact, there was a moment where you swum over and under,
0:30:51 > 0:30:53reaching for the camera.
0:30:53 > 0:30:55It was pure Esther Williams.
0:30:55 > 0:30:57# Never again
0:30:57 > 0:30:59# I'll go sailing. #
0:31:03 > 0:31:05APPLAUSE
0:31:10 > 0:31:12Harry, you, of course, scored 35.
0:31:12 > 0:31:15We're going to find out what Chelsee, you've scored.
0:31:15 > 0:31:18I have to say, if it's a tie, then the king, otherwise
0:31:18 > 0:31:22known as head judge Len Goodman will decide who lifts the trophy.
0:31:22 > 0:31:24Good luck!
0:31:24 > 0:31:26Will the judges please reveal their scores?
0:31:33 > 0:31:34It's a tie!
0:31:36 > 0:31:39It's a tie! Let's go to Len.
0:31:39 > 0:31:41Who would you like to see win?
0:31:43 > 0:31:46Chelsee did a little bit more dancing.
0:31:46 > 0:31:47You mainly partnered,
0:31:47 > 0:31:49Chelsee mainly danced,
0:31:49 > 0:31:52so my decision is for you, Chelsee.
0:31:54 > 0:31:59We have a winner of Sport Relief Strictly Come Dancing Underwater!
0:32:02 > 0:32:03Please raise the roof for our
0:32:03 > 0:32:08Sport Relief Strictly Come Dancing Underwater Champion, Chelsee Healey!
0:32:27 > 0:32:30Continuing this year's watery theme,
0:32:30 > 0:32:34it was Frank Skinner's turn to indulge in some aquatic antics,
0:32:34 > 0:32:37swimming one 25-metre length of a swimming pool.
0:32:37 > 0:32:40Well, he was facing up to his lifelong fear of water,
0:32:40 > 0:32:42so it was nothing short of heroic.
0:32:43 > 0:32:46I'm frightened of the water,
0:32:46 > 0:32:49and everything else is a periphery concern.
0:32:53 > 0:32:55I can smell the chlorine now.
0:32:55 > 0:32:56That, erm...
0:32:58 > 0:33:00You know there's supposed to be a smell of fear?
0:33:00 > 0:33:02That's kind of what I associate it with.
0:33:03 > 0:33:05Oh, it looks...
0:33:05 > 0:33:06I am actually getting the...
0:33:08 > 0:33:09Hmmm.
0:33:09 > 0:33:12I think it's amazing that you're doing it, because there's
0:33:12 > 0:33:16so many adults out there that can't swim, so it is very brave of you.
0:33:16 > 0:33:17If you teach me to swim, Karen,
0:33:17 > 0:33:22you will have done something which I gave up on at some point in my
0:33:22 > 0:33:26life, and just thought, "I simply will never be able to do this."
0:33:30 > 0:33:34I was anxious, but I didn't have one of my moments
0:33:34 > 0:33:37where I really lose it, so that's a victory.
0:33:39 > 0:33:40Nearly.
0:33:40 > 0:33:41I touched it!
0:33:41 > 0:33:43You did, you're getting there, mate.
0:33:43 > 0:33:48I'm coming to lesson two, so that's what I was really hoping for!
0:33:52 > 0:33:55No-one asked me, "Are you ready to transfer to the big pool?"
0:33:55 > 0:33:57It looks very big.
0:33:59 > 0:34:02And like many people might have died in it.
0:34:04 > 0:34:07With three weeks of swimming under his belt,
0:34:07 > 0:34:09it's Frank's breathing that's making him panic.
0:34:11 > 0:34:13I need to know that I can put my feet down at any time,
0:34:13 > 0:34:17if I do take my feet up, if I'm floating a bit.
0:34:17 > 0:34:18Get over this whole breathing issue.
0:34:18 > 0:34:20I'm trying to get over it!
0:34:20 > 0:34:22I know you are, listen to what I'm telling you, then.
0:34:22 > 0:34:24I am listening!
0:34:24 > 0:34:27OK. If a little bit of water goes in, don't worry about it.
0:34:27 > 0:34:28I know.
0:34:28 > 0:34:31It's the first time for a few weeks that I've thought
0:34:31 > 0:34:33maybe I can't do this, after all.
0:34:33 > 0:34:36When you first started, that would have been in your mind every day.
0:34:36 > 0:34:38It's going to be tight. I might do it, I might not.
0:34:40 > 0:34:41If someone said to me,
0:34:41 > 0:34:44"Do you think you'll be able to swim a length on March 23rd?"
0:34:46 > 0:34:51And I'd have gone to my head, I'd say no, I won't be able to.
0:34:55 > 0:34:58Welcome to this very special Sport Relief challenge,
0:34:58 > 0:35:00where we are hopefully, and I mean hopefully,
0:35:00 > 0:35:03going to see Frank Skinner swim the 25 metres of this pool.
0:35:03 > 0:35:05He is terrified.
0:35:05 > 0:35:08Please welcome Frank Skinner and Team Skinner!
0:35:13 > 0:35:14How are you doing?
0:35:14 > 0:35:16I'm...
0:35:16 > 0:35:17You are actually shaking.
0:35:17 > 0:35:21Yes, I am a little nervous, I think it's true to say.
0:35:21 > 0:35:22Do you think you're going to do this?
0:35:22 > 0:35:23I'm going to try my best.
0:35:23 > 0:35:26I don't know if I'm going to do it or not, to be honest with you.
0:35:26 > 0:35:27Take your time.
0:35:27 > 0:35:29Thank you very much. Cheers, thank you.
0:35:33 > 0:35:34You can do it.
0:35:34 > 0:35:35All right?
0:35:35 > 0:35:37Make me proud.
0:35:38 > 0:35:40Right, come on.
0:35:44 > 0:35:46Let's go with the Sport Relief Challenge!
0:35:46 > 0:35:49On your marks, get set, go!
0:35:54 > 0:35:56Good start. Good leg kick.
0:36:05 > 0:36:07He needs to keep the leg kick going and just stay relaxed.
0:36:07 > 0:36:09His back end starts to sink, doesn't it?
0:36:09 > 0:36:12It does start to sink, and that's about keeping those legs going,
0:36:12 > 0:36:16keeping that arm going out in front, staying relaxed.
0:36:16 > 0:36:20When he starts to get nervous, his arm starts going a bit quick.
0:36:20 > 0:36:21Is this a worrying time?
0:36:21 > 0:36:22This is the worrying time,
0:36:22 > 0:36:25when his right arm starts to sink under the water.
0:36:25 > 0:36:27He needs to really get that arm out of the water.
0:36:27 > 0:36:32Stretching out. That's better. He's getting his arm out better.
0:36:32 > 0:36:33Come on, Frank.
0:36:33 > 0:36:35Come on, Frank!
0:36:35 > 0:36:36Three more strokes, come on!
0:36:36 > 0:36:37Come on!
0:36:37 > 0:36:39One, two, stretch out.
0:36:39 > 0:36:41Three. He's done it!
0:36:55 > 0:36:57Come on!
0:37:00 > 0:37:01First time!
0:37:09 > 0:37:10'Well done, Frank!'
0:37:12 > 0:37:15But you've got to go a little further
0:37:15 > 0:37:18if you want to compete with the likes of a certain Miss Skelton.
0:37:18 > 0:37:21I don't believe that finally we're here in Antarctica.
0:37:24 > 0:37:27She was the first woman to kayak solo down the Amazon.
0:37:29 > 0:37:34She completed the highest high-wire walk ever by a woman in the UK.
0:37:35 > 0:37:38Now, for Sport Relief 2012, the toughest girl on TV...
0:37:38 > 0:37:41Ow!
0:37:41 > 0:37:43..Blue Peter presenter Helen Skelton
0:37:43 > 0:37:45is taking on the toughest place on earth -
0:37:45 > 0:37:46Antarctica.
0:37:50 > 0:37:54Helen wants to travel 500 miles across this unforgiving landscape
0:37:54 > 0:37:59to the South Pole, by ski, by kite,
0:37:59 > 0:38:01and in a world first, by bike.
0:38:02 > 0:38:04My legs!
0:38:04 > 0:38:05Ow!
0:38:05 > 0:38:09On 4th January, in blazing sun but temperatures of -20,
0:38:09 > 0:38:11their challenge begins.
0:38:11 > 0:38:13HORNS HONK
0:38:16 > 0:38:18But after just a matter of minutes,
0:38:18 > 0:38:20it's clear that riding a bike on snow,
0:38:20 > 0:38:22pulling all their essential equipment,
0:38:22 > 0:38:26is going to be a whole lot harder and slower than they ever feared.
0:38:26 > 0:38:30Their speed is about 2mph, and even that's agony.
0:38:30 > 0:38:33Ow, my legs!
0:38:33 > 0:38:34Ow!
0:38:54 > 0:38:57Their aim was to set the fastest time kite-skiing 100 kilometres.
0:38:57 > 0:38:59Woo-hoo!
0:39:02 > 0:39:05They cover the distance in just seven hours and 28 minutes,
0:39:05 > 0:39:07setting a brand-new world record.
0:39:09 > 0:39:10Ho-ho!
0:39:10 > 0:39:13This will go down as one of those days that you talk about
0:39:13 > 0:39:15and as a highlight.
0:39:15 > 0:39:17After these things, you only look back on the best bits,
0:39:17 > 0:39:21and so far, I think this has been my best bit.
0:39:22 > 0:39:24Woo-hoo!
0:39:24 > 0:39:29I cannot tell you enough times that I've seen how that money
0:39:29 > 0:39:31makes a difference,
0:39:31 > 0:39:35and I've met families now who will benefit from Sport Relief,
0:39:35 > 0:39:42and who, with just a few pounds, will see their lives change dramatically.
0:39:45 > 0:39:46Woo!
0:39:48 > 0:39:50Oh, that is such a good feeling.
0:39:52 > 0:39:54Get in!
0:39:55 > 0:39:58Now, Freddie Flintoff is not only a legendary cricketer
0:39:58 > 0:40:00and now professional boxer,
0:40:00 > 0:40:04he's won BBC Sports Personality Of The Year, and was awarded an MBE,
0:40:04 > 0:40:06so when Sport Relief set him
0:40:06 > 0:40:09a challenge of record-breaking proportions, we knew he'd
0:40:09 > 0:40:13approach it with professionalism and the respect it deserved.
0:40:13 > 0:40:15It's just after six in the morning, we're at Wembley Stadium.
0:40:15 > 0:40:18I'm going to try and break 12 world records in 12 hours.
0:40:18 > 0:40:21A lot of people for Sport Relief have done some amazing things.
0:40:21 > 0:40:23John Bishop, the triathlon.
0:40:23 > 0:40:27Rowing the channel, running three marathons, 180 miles on a bike.
0:40:29 > 0:40:33David Walliams, what a man! Over 120 miles in the Thames.
0:40:33 > 0:40:35Ah!
0:40:35 > 0:40:39What I'm going to do, ping myself up in the air, eat muffins.
0:40:39 > 0:40:41I'm putting myself on the line for Sport Relief.
0:40:42 > 0:40:44Retirement hasn't been kind!
0:40:44 > 0:40:47The previous record is 70 metres,
0:40:47 > 0:40:48which is being held by David Hasselhoff.
0:40:48 > 0:40:51They're telling me that the crane height today is 90.
0:40:51 > 0:40:54We don't just want to beat The Hoff, we want to smash The Hoff!
0:41:15 > 0:41:16Two seconds short, Fred.
0:41:16 > 0:41:18No!
0:41:18 > 0:41:20If I hadn't gotten so fat,
0:41:20 > 0:41:22I'd have had a world record in the bag by now.
0:41:22 > 0:41:25Trying to break the 100-metre pedalo dash.
0:41:25 > 0:41:27I've never been on one of these sober!
0:41:27 > 0:41:28HOOTER
0:41:30 > 0:41:35Ten, nine, eight, seven, six,
0:41:35 > 0:41:39five, four, three, two..
0:41:40 > 0:41:42158.6.
0:41:42 > 0:41:44Oh!
0:41:44 > 0:41:46Get in there!
0:41:46 > 0:41:48Thank you, thank you.
0:41:48 > 0:41:51This is the one I wanted. The pedalo was the record I wanted.
0:41:51 > 0:41:54We've moved onto the darts challenge.
0:41:54 > 0:41:57The furthest away from the board, hitting the bull.
0:41:57 > 0:41:59You would not believe how much I would love to have a
0:41:59 > 0:42:01dartboard record.
0:42:01 > 0:42:02I'd love to!
0:42:06 > 0:42:09You just need to get the elbow a touch higher.
0:42:10 > 0:42:12Oh!
0:42:20 > 0:42:23You can have your bungees, your three-point turns,
0:42:23 > 0:42:26your zorbs, your cricket. That's a real sport!
0:42:26 > 0:42:28Right there, that is darts.
0:42:28 > 0:42:30Phil "The Power" Taylor, are you watching, son?
0:42:30 > 0:42:32Three, two, one, go.
0:42:39 > 0:42:45Five, four, three, two, one, stop!
0:42:45 > 0:42:47The record to beat was 51.
0:42:48 > 0:42:50You managed 52.
0:42:53 > 0:42:54Come on!
0:42:54 > 0:42:56Come on!
0:43:10 > 0:43:132012 was an extraordinary year for achievement,
0:43:13 > 0:43:16but we also had a few laughs along the way.
0:43:16 > 0:43:18Here's to those who put the fun into fundraising.
0:43:18 > 0:43:21I tell you what, I'm lucky tonight,
0:43:21 > 0:43:25because I have my stunt double with me!
0:43:25 > 0:43:27Do you fancy Sue Barker?
0:43:29 > 0:43:31You'd better say yes!
0:43:32 > 0:43:34We're on Sports Relief! Hurrah!
0:43:37 > 0:43:39Let's meet our team captains. First up, it's Holly Willoughby!
0:43:39 > 0:43:41Hi!
0:43:41 > 0:43:43Hello.
0:43:43 > 0:43:47Let's meet our other, less attractive team captain.
0:43:47 > 0:43:50No, she is beautiful. It's Fearne Cotton!
0:43:50 > 0:43:51I love you, Fearne.
0:43:54 > 0:43:57Which of our line-up is the song's writer,
0:43:57 > 0:44:02producer and keyboard player, Robert Puzi?
0:44:02 > 0:44:05As Mel C rightly pointed out, number one's Frank Skinner.
0:44:08 > 0:44:11What's that question that there's only three sports that you go backwards?
0:44:11 > 0:44:14- One's tug-of-war, one's rowing. I can't remember the other one.- Darts.
0:44:14 > 0:44:16It's not darts, is it? You don't do that, do you?
0:44:16 > 0:44:19No, because you walk up and you've got to go back.
0:44:19 > 0:44:21You don't get to your board and then moonwalk back, do you?
0:44:21 > 0:44:22"I'll have them, thank you!"
0:44:22 > 0:44:25Fencing is a good point, because you're bound to be going backwards.
0:44:25 > 0:44:28But forwards and backwards. It's a sport where you only go backwards.
0:44:28 > 0:44:31Why are you asking us a question that you don't know the answer to?
0:44:33 > 0:44:34It was amazing!
0:44:37 > 0:44:38It was physical poetry!
0:44:42 > 0:44:43Gravy, baby!
0:44:45 > 0:44:46West End hit!
0:44:48 > 0:44:50You have made my Saturday night a fever!
0:44:52 > 0:44:54Your support over the years has helped us
0:44:54 > 0:44:57really change lives here in the UK and all over the world.
0:44:59 > 0:45:02David Walliams went to Kenya to find out how your money is being
0:45:02 > 0:45:05used to help people who really need it.
0:45:05 > 0:45:07Your money paid for all this.
0:45:07 > 0:45:11This is a cold room where all the vaccines in this area are kept.
0:45:11 > 0:45:14There are lots of preventable diseases.
0:45:14 > 0:45:16We take these vaccines for granted in the UK,
0:45:16 > 0:45:19but your money has generously paid for them,
0:45:19 > 0:45:24and just a little vial like this can save a child's life.
0:45:25 > 0:45:29So, the vaccines are put in special cool boxes,
0:45:29 > 0:45:32and then they're taken out to remote clinics.
0:45:32 > 0:45:37Your money is helping stop children dying. What better news do you want?
0:45:42 > 0:45:44Baby.
0:45:44 > 0:45:45It's the most fantastic thing.
0:45:45 > 0:45:48You can see how welcome it is in this community.
0:45:48 > 0:45:52They reach about 20,000 children in this area.
0:45:52 > 0:45:54This is a real no-brainer,
0:45:54 > 0:45:57because this is preventing children from dying.
0:45:58 > 0:46:01So Derek has been protected from six potentially deadly diseases?
0:46:01 > 0:46:03Yes.
0:46:03 > 0:46:05That's fantastic.
0:46:05 > 0:46:07He didn't enjoy it, did he?
0:46:07 > 0:46:09It's never enjoyable.
0:46:09 > 0:46:12It's never enjoyable, is it? No, I don't like having injections either.
0:46:12 > 0:46:15We just saw Derek, who's only three months old,
0:46:15 > 0:46:18getting injected against six deadly diseases.
0:46:18 > 0:46:20It may very well save his life.
0:46:21 > 0:46:25It is an ongoing thing, you know. We can't get complacent.
0:46:25 > 0:46:27We've got to keep on raising money so that the next generation
0:46:27 > 0:46:30of children can have their vaccines, too.
0:46:32 > 0:46:35When John Bishop said he was going to do something special
0:46:35 > 0:46:38for this year's Sport Relief, we thought it might be
0:46:38 > 0:46:42a gruelling marathon, an exhausting bike ride or maybe a punishing row.
0:46:43 > 0:46:46No-one quite expected it would be all three in one week of hell.
0:46:49 > 0:46:53The challenge came about from James Corden's suggestion that me
0:46:53 > 0:46:57and him should do something for Sport Relief, so we were all systems go,
0:46:57 > 0:47:02and then James obviously ended up, his play Two Men and One Guvnor
0:47:02 > 0:47:05ended up becoming ballistic,
0:47:05 > 0:47:07and getting a run on Broadway,
0:47:07 > 0:47:09so he went and did the Broadway run,
0:47:09 > 0:47:12and I did the challenge, although every time
0:47:12 > 0:47:17I ever mention this story, he keeps reminding me that he did get a Tony,
0:47:17 > 0:47:20so he not only did the Broadway run, but he became a star on Broadway.
0:47:20 > 0:47:22Whereas I nearly killed myself.
0:47:22 > 0:47:23Ah!
0:47:23 > 0:47:25Who's the winner here?
0:47:25 > 0:47:29John's putting himself through this to raise money to help save lives.
0:47:32 > 0:47:35Sport Relief asked him to go to Sierra Leone in West Africa
0:47:35 > 0:47:38to see how the money he's raising will make a difference.
0:47:38 > 0:47:42He met a little girl who'd also love things to change.
0:47:42 > 0:47:45Kariatu lives in one of Sierra Leone's biggest slums,
0:47:45 > 0:47:48home to 11,000 people.
0:47:48 > 0:47:51There is a little step for every human being between being
0:47:51 > 0:47:56in the situation you're in and being happy, and that's what struck me.
0:47:56 > 0:47:59I didn't go somewhere and find a world full of misery.
0:47:59 > 0:48:03They laugh as often as we laugh. They smile as often as we smile.
0:48:03 > 0:48:06Their level of happiness is as close to ours,
0:48:06 > 0:48:11and yet they're doing it in situations that would probably
0:48:11 > 0:48:14break most of us, because we haven't been exposed to it.
0:48:14 > 0:48:19I was almost expecting to be in an environment where they're all
0:48:19 > 0:48:21walking around going, "Oh, what are we going to do?"
0:48:21 > 0:48:23And it wasn't like that at all.
0:48:23 > 0:48:26What do you want to be when you grow up?
0:48:26 > 0:48:27- Lawyer.- A lawyer?
0:48:27 > 0:48:29You want to be a lawyer?
0:48:30 > 0:48:32You're amazing.
0:48:32 > 0:48:35So inventive, so driven, and also
0:48:35 > 0:48:38so optimistic for the future,
0:48:38 > 0:48:41and that's a lesson that I took from them, really.
0:48:44 > 0:48:49Well, on the day that I actually went to Paris, Liverpool played
0:48:49 > 0:48:54Cardiff in the Carling Cup final, and I almost felt like giving up
0:48:54 > 0:48:57when Cardiff took the lead!
0:48:59 > 0:49:02I'm anxious to get going, to be honest.
0:49:02 > 0:49:05I've got to make sure that I don't fail,
0:49:05 > 0:49:08and up in the corner crying and sucking my thumb.
0:49:08 > 0:49:10Which I feel like doing!
0:49:10 > 0:49:12Listen, John, are you ready?
0:49:12 > 0:49:13I'm ready.
0:49:13 > 0:49:19Your week of hell for Sport Relief starts in five, four, three,
0:49:19 > 0:49:21two, one.
0:49:21 > 0:49:23Go on, John!
0:49:25 > 0:49:29The time right now is 6:10. We're halfway.
0:49:29 > 0:49:31We set off at nine o'clock this morning,
0:49:31 > 0:49:33just to put that into context,
0:49:33 > 0:49:37so we've got to do the same again, plus probably some time as he slows.
0:49:37 > 0:49:39We're looking at 2am at best.
0:49:39 > 0:49:42He's got to be up at 6am in the morning to get in a boat
0:49:42 > 0:49:45and row across the Channel.
0:49:45 > 0:49:48I have massively underestimated this. Massively.
0:49:52 > 0:49:54We were in a six-man rowing boat, and there was myself,
0:49:54 > 0:49:58Freddie Flintoff, Denise Lewis and Davina McCall,
0:49:58 > 0:50:02and Mike, who was our cox, who was egging us on.
0:50:02 > 0:50:04Let's get this show on the road!
0:50:04 > 0:50:08Stand by to give way, and go.
0:50:08 > 0:50:09Whooo!
0:50:12 > 0:50:18If it wasn't for those three rowers, I couldn't have done it.
0:50:18 > 0:50:23The strength within those three, particularly when I was flagging.
0:50:23 > 0:50:25We're now six miles in.
0:50:25 > 0:50:28Obviously, the one I'm really worried about is John.
0:50:28 > 0:50:30One hour's sleep, and he's now in the boat.
0:50:30 > 0:50:33I think we might have already broken him.
0:50:33 > 0:50:34JB, how are you feeling?
0:50:34 > 0:50:36I'm hallucinating!
0:50:36 > 0:50:37I'm not surprised.
0:50:37 > 0:50:39I'm talking to a dolphin!
0:50:42 > 0:50:45There was a point on the row where I literally was,
0:50:45 > 0:50:49I was so exhausted that I was seeing double.
0:50:49 > 0:50:52And the hardest thing about rowing
0:50:52 > 0:50:55when you're seeing double is that you naturally look where your oar is
0:50:55 > 0:50:57to put it in the water,
0:50:57 > 0:51:00and I kept on looking at the wrong one, so my oar was going round,
0:51:00 > 0:51:03and I was thinking, "Why is it not going in the water?"
0:51:03 > 0:51:05And then you sort of go,
0:51:05 > 0:51:07"Where am I?" And kind of dozing in and out of sleep,
0:51:07 > 0:51:10and you look forward, and Freddie Flintoff's bent over in front of you,
0:51:10 > 0:51:14and you think, "No, I'm having a dream. Surely I'm having a dream!"
0:51:14 > 0:51:17And then you just realise you're in the middle of the Channel.
0:51:17 > 0:51:18Going to try and give him some drugs.
0:51:18 > 0:51:20See if that's going to work for him.
0:51:20 > 0:51:22Going to try and up his energy levels.
0:51:22 > 0:51:25We got some supplies off the medical boat, which I don't know what
0:51:25 > 0:51:28they were, but within ten minutes I was perfect again!
0:51:31 > 0:51:34# I learned how to get along
0:51:34 > 0:51:35# And you see me
0:51:35 > 0:51:37# Somebody new
0:51:38 > 0:51:42# I'm not that chained up Little person still in love with you
0:51:42 > 0:51:46# And so you felt like dropping in And just expect me to be free
0:51:46 > 0:51:51# But now I'm saving all my loving For someone who's loving me
0:51:51 > 0:51:53Ugh!
0:51:53 > 0:51:55Nearly there.
0:51:55 > 0:51:56CHEERING
0:51:56 > 0:51:57I can hear cheers!
0:52:00 > 0:52:03Whooo!
0:52:03 > 0:52:05Doing this has been very humbling, really,
0:52:05 > 0:52:10because all the training and all the build-up was quite lonely,
0:52:10 > 0:52:14because you're not sure if anything is going to happen,
0:52:14 > 0:52:17and if anyone's bothered, and you keep on setting a realistic
0:52:17 > 0:52:23target, so it doesn't get mixed up in people's minds about what is
0:52:23 > 0:52:28success, because at the end of the day, any money raised is a success.
0:52:28 > 0:52:30I don't know how he did the last bit.
0:52:31 > 0:52:32He's amazing. He really is.
0:52:32 > 0:52:35I can't believe he's got to go and do three marathons now.
0:52:35 > 0:52:37HORN BLOWS
0:52:43 > 0:52:45The following day, when I started running
0:52:45 > 0:52:48and I was with Comedy Dave from Radio One,
0:52:48 > 0:52:53and people were beeping their horn, I thought we were in people's way.
0:52:53 > 0:52:54HORN BEEPS
0:52:54 > 0:52:55Cheers, mate!
0:52:57 > 0:52:59This will be harder doing that all day!
0:52:59 > 0:53:02Shoulders are going to be knackered!
0:53:02 > 0:53:04I was looking around thinking, "What are you beeping at me for?
0:53:04 > 0:53:06"I'm on the path!"
0:53:06 > 0:53:10And then people were waving, and I thought, "God, everyone knows!"
0:53:10 > 0:53:13This is so much bigger than me, and so much bigger than I thought it
0:53:13 > 0:53:21was going to be, and that's when it really struck me that you can't stop.
0:53:21 > 0:53:24You can't let anyone down.
0:53:24 > 0:53:25- Whatever you do... - Oh!
0:53:25 > 0:53:27- Are you OK?- Yeah.
0:53:27 > 0:53:29- Are you sure?- Yeah.
0:53:29 > 0:53:30I thought it was all over, then.
0:53:31 > 0:53:34Go on, John!
0:53:34 > 0:53:37See, that's what's good about Sport Relief.
0:53:37 > 0:53:40That's the most exercise she's done in a number of years!
0:53:40 > 0:53:41Ha-ha-ha!
0:53:41 > 0:53:46I think I underestimated the time associated with each of the legs,
0:53:46 > 0:53:53and I underestimated also just what happens to you physically.
0:53:53 > 0:53:56Things hurt and all the rest of it, and you can get through all of that.
0:53:56 > 0:54:00It's just having to do it the following day,
0:54:00 > 0:54:04and the biggest thing, without a shadow of a doubt,
0:54:04 > 0:54:09is the weight of expectation, because this became so much bigger than
0:54:09 > 0:54:15I thought it would be in terms of the support and the public awareness.
0:54:19 > 0:54:22He's fantastic, he's doing an amazing job,
0:54:22 > 0:54:25and we've got all behind him, and we love him.
0:54:25 > 0:54:26HORN BLOWS
0:54:26 > 0:54:31From my point of view, when it all came out, the level of support
0:54:31 > 0:54:35that people had put forward, it says everything about the British people.
0:54:35 > 0:54:40As a nation, we sometimes undervalue who we are.
0:54:40 > 0:54:44We are the biggest charity nation in the world for a reason,
0:54:44 > 0:54:47and that's because we have the best people in the world.
0:54:53 > 0:54:55We are the biggest moaners on the planet,
0:54:55 > 0:54:56and I think we're the biggest moaners,
0:54:56 > 0:55:00because in many respects, we pretend
0:55:00 > 0:55:02that we're emotionally stifled.
0:55:02 > 0:55:04We're not.
0:55:04 > 0:55:08You've just got to prick an Englishman's skin a little bit,
0:55:08 > 0:55:10and out comes a flood of love.
0:55:12 > 0:55:15The measure of success of the challenge that I did is
0:55:15 > 0:55:20measured in the fact that people picked up their phones and texted.
0:55:20 > 0:55:24It's measured in the fact that people sent the money in.
0:55:24 > 0:55:28It's measured in the fact that, last week, genuinely last week,
0:55:28 > 0:55:31a bloke stopped me at the garage when I was walking out and said,
0:55:31 > 0:55:33"I saw your thing. Here's five pounds."
0:55:33 > 0:55:36I went, "Mate, it was months ago."
0:55:36 > 0:55:39He said, "No, but I always promised if I ever saw you,
0:55:39 > 0:55:42"I'd give you what was in my pocket."
0:55:42 > 0:55:43And...
0:55:47 > 0:55:51Stuff like that really, that affects you. It does.
0:55:51 > 0:55:54You just think, "God, I...
0:55:57 > 0:56:01I've got to be honest with you, I've not really spoken about it.
0:56:01 > 0:56:04And I haven't spoken about it, because in many respects,
0:56:04 > 0:56:10it's closer to me than I thought it would be, and bigger than me,
0:56:10 > 0:56:14and when people respond to you that way...
0:56:16 > 0:56:21You really get a sense of, no matter what happens now,
0:56:21 > 0:56:26I'll never do anything that was as worthwhile.
0:56:26 > 0:56:31And that's very, very humbling.
0:56:53 > 0:56:56I just want to thank everyone who donated to Sport Relief,
0:56:56 > 0:56:58all the participants in the Sport Relief mile,
0:56:58 > 0:57:01everyone who came up with their own challenges,
0:57:01 > 0:57:05and everybody who found the time in their day to stop,
0:57:05 > 0:57:08text and send a message of hope to someone you've never met.
0:57:08 > 0:57:10Thank you.
0:57:13 > 0:57:14John Bishop, everybody!
0:57:17 > 0:57:21John's challenge raised over £4 million for Sport Relief.
0:57:21 > 0:57:23What a great achievement.
0:57:23 > 0:57:25All that's left to say now is a massive thank you to everyone
0:57:25 > 0:57:29who took part or donated to Sport Relief 2012.
0:57:29 > 0:57:34Your money and support really is helping to change lives everyday.
0:57:34 > 0:57:36You really have done yourselves proud.
0:57:36 > 0:57:38MUSIC: "Proud" by JLS
0:57:38 > 0:57:41# Well, the shape of my heart Don't lie
0:57:41 > 0:57:43# I'm determined when you trust in me
0:57:45 > 0:57:49# It's all I need
0:57:49 > 0:57:52# Now I'm hoping
0:57:52 > 0:57:55# If you hear this
0:57:55 > 0:58:00# You believe that all that I do is to make you proud
0:58:00 > 0:58:03# Make me stronger
0:58:03 > 0:58:05# So I rise up
0:58:05 > 0:58:08# Made my mind up
0:58:08 > 0:58:12# All that I do is to make you proud
0:58:12 > 0:58:14# Proud, proud, make you
0:58:14 > 0:58:16# Proud, proud, make you
0:58:16 > 0:58:18# Proud, proud
0:58:18 > 0:58:22# All that I do is to make you proud. #
0:58:22 > 0:58:26Hi, it's me again. In 2013 it's Red Nose Day.
0:58:26 > 0:58:28It's going to be bigger and better than ever.
0:58:28 > 0:58:32Get a red nose, put it on your face and do something stupid.
0:58:32 > 0:58:36If you want to do something stupid without a red nose, do it,
0:58:36 > 0:58:40but please do it on March 15th, and then you might get money for it.
0:58:40 > 0:58:42If you do something stupid any other time,
0:58:42 > 0:58:46you're likely to get arrested, and if you do, it's your own fault.
0:58:46 > 0:58:48Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd