:00:25. > :00:33.CHEERING AND APPLAUSE. Hello, sport sport, 2014! Hello and
:00:34. > :00:40.welcome to the show. And what a show it is going to be.
:00:41. > :01:00.# So do you darnings do you dance, do you dance, quick
:01:01. > :01:05.# Mama tell me what is the word. # Tell your brother and your mama
:01:06. > :01:09.too # Cos they're about to go down
:01:10. > :01:15.# And you know what to do # Wave your hands in the air
:01:16. > :01:19.# Like you don't care # People start to look and stare
:01:20. > :01:24.# Do your dance # Do your dance quick
:01:25. > :01:29.# Mama, come on baby # Tell me what's the word
:01:30. > :01:32.# word up # Everybody say
:01:33. > :01:35.# When you hear the call you have to get it underway
:01:36. > :01:39.# Word up # It's the coded word
:01:40. > :01:46.# No matter where you say it # You know you will be heard
:01:47. > :01:55.# Are you sulker DJ # Do you think you are fly
:01:56. > :02:00.# There must be a reason # You try to put on the act, act
:02:01. > :02:05.real cool # But you're acting like a fool
:02:06. > :02:08.# We don't have the psychological romance
:02:09. > :02:12.# No romance # No romance for me
:02:13. > :02:16.# Mama come on, baby # Tell me what's the word
:02:17. > :02:20.# Word up # Everybody say
:02:21. > :02:24.# When you hear the call you're got to get it under way
:02:25. > :02:28.# Word up # It's the code of word
:02:29. > :02:34.# No matter where you say it # You know that you'll be heard.
:02:35. > :02:39.Sport we leaf is exactly the thing that the BBC should be involved in
:02:40. > :02:56.driving upwards, indeed in any direction.
:02:57. > :03:01.# We're come coming up # So do do your dance
:03:02. > :03:06.# Do your dance, quick # Mama, come on, baby
:03:07. > :03:21.# What's the word # Word up Give me some! Give me
:03:22. > :03:31.some! Why are you wearing the glasses? I thought that I would be a
:03:32. > :03:38.little incog neatow! # No matter where you say it
:03:39. > :03:59.# You know you will be heard. I will not be defeated!
:04:00. > :04:05.Hello! Well, last night sport sport raised a staggering amount of money
:04:06. > :04:12.here at the Queen Elizabeth Olympic Park. I have the scars to prove it.
:04:13. > :04:15.I have picked the best bits from Strictly Come Dancing to Clash of
:04:16. > :04:20.the Titans and a special Only Fools And Horses. Right, it is time for
:04:21. > :04:34.the first best bit. I started, so I will finish, it is Master mind.
:04:35. > :04:47.So, welcome back to this special footballers' edition of Celebrity
:04:48. > :04:56.Mastermind. Let's recap the scores. Scott Parker, his specialist subject
:04:57. > :05:04.was Pingu. He score scored zoer points.
:05:05. > :05:15.And Michael Dawson, his specialist subject was himself, he score scored
:05:16. > :05:20.zero points. And Jack Wilshere, whose specialist subjects was
:05:21. > :05:25.Shakespeare, got zero points. Scott Parker, if you would like to make
:05:26. > :05:35.your way to the chair. This chair sh Yeah, the Mastermind
:05:36. > :05:44.chair. The show we are doing now.
:05:45. > :05:52.Right, complete the title Strictly come... Match of the Day.
:05:53. > :05:59.Which 1982 film, told the life story of the Indian leader, Mahatma
:06:00. > :06:03.Gandhi? Bend it like Beckham? Gandhi.
:06:04. > :06:12.England and France are separated by which Channel? Sky Sports 1.
:06:13. > :06:17.David Cameron and George Osborne were famously members of which club?
:06:18. > :06:24.I know this one, I have seen them in there, it is China White's.
:06:25. > :06:31.The bulling den Club. You scored zero points.
:06:32. > :06:35.I did better than I expected. Michael Dawson, please.
:06:36. > :06:42.Oh, he's a big boy. Thank you.
:06:43. > :06:46.Your time starts now. Which elegant British bird is famous for having a
:06:47. > :06:50.long neck. Keira Nightly.
:06:51. > :06:56.A swan. Which prince is next in line to the thrown? Fresh Prince.
:06:57. > :06:59.The Amazon is famous for being the world's longest what? Website?
:07:00. > :07:10.River. Which is the smallest ant in the
:07:11. > :07:23.world? Ant out of Ant and Dec. Celebrity Big Brother was won by
:07:24. > :07:27.which blue entertainer? Papa Smurf? After that round, Michael, you have
:07:28. > :07:35.a total of zero points. It's a clean sheet! OK.
:07:36. > :07:39.The final competitor, Jack Wilshere, please.
:07:40. > :07:46.Quick as you can. Now, Jack, we really need you to get
:07:47. > :07:51.a point. Just one point, OK? Yep. Good boy.
:07:52. > :07:56.Had your tea? Yeah. Have you had a wee? Yeah.
:07:57. > :08:03.OK, your time starts now. Which yellow fruit is used to make
:08:04. > :08:07.lemonade? Pass. Lemons.
:08:08. > :08:13.Turkish Delights come from which country? Pass.
:08:14. > :08:18.Turkey! Which character is played by Daniel Radcliffe in the Harry Potter
:08:19. > :08:23.film? Pass. Harry Potter! The house of the American President, the White
:08:24. > :08:28.House, is painted which colour? Pass.
:08:29. > :08:34.White! In the popular sport, football, which you play, I have
:08:35. > :08:38.started so I will finish, in the popular sport, football, the act of
:08:39. > :08:45.one player kicking the ball to a team-mate is called a what? You know
:08:46. > :08:56.this, Jack, you do know it. You're right, shoot.
:08:57. > :09:03.It's pass! Which mean, at the end of today's show, Scott Parker, Michael
:09:04. > :09:08.Dawson and Jack Wilshere, are all on zero points.
:09:09. > :09:20.We did it! That is all for the first and probably the last, let's face
:09:21. > :09:27.it, Mastermind. Good night. How do you comfort someone who feels
:09:28. > :09:34.isolated and completely alone? For 65 years we were together all the
:09:35. > :09:39.time. What can you do help a family whose
:09:40. > :09:47.home has been destroyed? I couldn't stop shaking. Sorry.
:09:48. > :09:57.How would you make life easier for a mum struggling to buy food for her
:09:58. > :10:04.children? She is my life. I will keep eating for her.
:10:05. > :10:09.How can can you be there for someone battling mental illness? I thought I
:10:10. > :10:13.was worthless, that I didn't need to live anymore.
:10:14. > :10:19.What could you say to a child to make things better after they lose
:10:20. > :10:24.their mum? It is the hardest thing ever.
:10:25. > :10:27.Tonight, right here in the UK, there are thousands of people who need
:10:28. > :10:36.help. I am lighting my candle for my dad.
:10:37. > :10:41.I miss him lots and lots. The hardest thing is to know that
:10:42. > :10:47.she won't get better. Never mind. Sometimes it is hard to know the
:10:48. > :10:55.answer... To find the right words... Or to know what to do to make their
:10:56. > :11:00.lives any better... But 50% of all sport sport donation donations helps
:11:01. > :11:08.over 2,000 projects in the UK, dedicated to doing just that.
:11:09. > :11:12.I have bad day but I know now how to control them.
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:11:21. > :11:27.Every penny donated tonight is going to I make a difference.
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:11:55. > :11:58.Thank you. It is not too late to make a
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:12:03. > :12:31.?5 or ?10. Coming up now, four stars of the
:12:32. > :12:36.Paralympics G B team swap the track for the ballroom.
:12:37. > :12:38.From London, this is sport sport does Strictly Come Dancing. Please,
:12:39. > :12:50.welcome your host, Tess Daly! -- Sport Relief.
:12:51. > :12:55.Thank you very much, good evening and welcome to the very special
:12:56. > :13:02.Sport Relief, Strictly Come Dancing! Yes, we missed you so much we are
:13:03. > :13:07.back for one night only. Tonight we have four of the country's top
:13:08. > :13:11.Paralympians, swapping the track and field for the Strict Strictly
:13:12. > :13:16.ballroom. But tonight they are competing to
:13:17. > :13:24.get their hands on the glitterball medal, so let's meet them. I'm David
:13:25. > :13:35.Clarke. I play football for England and Great Britain. I am Martine
:13:36. > :13:43.Wright Wright. I am on the Great Britain's Women's volley ball team.
:13:44. > :13:50.I am Nathan Steven, I throw javelin for Great Britain. I am Hannah
:13:51. > :13:57.Willcox. It seems surreal. My dreams came true in 18. 5 seconds.
:13:58. > :14:02.A gold medal for Great Britain, Hannah Cockcroft! Mreeshgs welcome
:14:03. > :14:32.our dancers! Yes, they are here! The huge welcome
:14:33. > :14:47.to all of you. Good sequin action, Martine. They
:14:48. > :14:50.are going to be performing together tonight. The judges will be looking
:14:51. > :14:55.at their individual performances will stop the couple deemed to have
:14:56. > :15:04.danced the best will win the coveted glitter ball medal. Martine, as
:15:05. > :15:11.athletes, you are all very driven. All the think about the competition
:15:12. > :15:26.tonight? We have four Paralympic Games on the floor, so bring it on!
:15:27. > :15:37.Nathan, show us the guns! He is a strong boy! We need some glamorous
:15:38. > :15:48.judges to match the dancers, so welcome them! There they are. And
:15:49. > :15:52.you will notice we have a very special guest judge tonight, he has
:15:53. > :16:04.competed in four Paralympic Games and has won no less than ten gold
:16:05. > :16:11.medals! Dressage legend Lee Pearson! Welcome, judges. Lovely to see you
:16:12. > :16:17.all, as ever. Lee, have you been practising your dance critic? I am
:16:18. > :16:22.replacing a very strict person sat here. Just because you are in
:16:23. > :16:26.Craig's chair, doesn't mean you have to be horrible. Let's see how these
:16:27. > :16:31.competitive athletes got on in training.
:16:32. > :16:40.One was born, I had 2-macro cardiac arrests within 24 hours, the doctor
:16:41. > :16:44.said I would never walk. My ninth birthday, a freight train was going
:16:45. > :16:48.past, being the adventurous, silly child I was, decided to jump on one
:16:49. > :16:56.of the ladders. I slipped and my legs were caught under. I was born
:16:57. > :17:02.with congenital glaucoma. It deteriorated over time. I got on the
:17:03. > :17:07.cheap and then for about ten minutes after that, just had a huge white
:17:08. > :17:11.flash in front of my eyes. I thought we had had a crush, but it was one
:17:12. > :17:18.of the suicide bombers that decided to hit London that morning. I looked
:17:19. > :17:27.down after being in a coma, nothing was there. Because my legs had gone.
:17:28. > :17:33.I've lived all my life now with no legs, this is who I am. I don't
:17:34. > :17:38.figure I would be here talking to you if it wasn't for rediscovering
:17:39. > :17:45.sport again. Everything I have today, I owe it to sport. When I had
:17:46. > :17:53.legs, I would be the first one on the dance floor, to be able to dance
:17:54. > :17:57.again is absolutely amazing. My wife helped the danced on our wedding
:17:58. > :18:02.day, so my dance experience is about three minutes! I am restricted
:18:03. > :18:09.because I don't really know what to do. The someone who has no feet, I
:18:10. > :18:14.am addicted to shoes so I am intrigued to see what but where I am
:18:15. > :18:22.wearing and if I can keep them! -- what footwear. It is a good job he
:18:23. > :18:28.has the moves because he can scoot out of the way and it's all right! I
:18:29. > :18:30.text is one of my friends this morning and said my brain was
:18:31. > :18:39.frazzled, that's because I want to get it right. We had a view fly away
:18:40. > :18:51.legs early on. I had to watch myself! He is becoming a dancer. I
:18:52. > :18:59.can feel the world champion spirit. I feel I am getting a work-out being
:19:00. > :19:05.pulled around by you. He can't do a runner, can't be that bad! I never
:19:06. > :19:12.thought I would be able to get up on my legs and dance, it's an amazing
:19:13. > :19:15.feeling but the pain isn't! I was sceptical at the start of the week
:19:16. > :19:22.but I am enjoying it. Saturday night might be different from now on!
:19:23. > :19:59.Please welcome our competitors and their partners to the dance floor.
:20:00. > :22:26.That was absolutely brilliant. That was superb, and Olympic effort from
:22:27. > :22:31.all of you. But who is going to get gold? While you get your breath
:22:32. > :22:36.back, let's see what our judges thought. What did you make, Len?
:22:37. > :22:39.Tell you what, the music was fireworks and I thought there were
:22:40. > :22:50.plenty of fireworks going on out there. But I must talk a moment
:22:51. > :22:54.about Nathan. Personality. I tell you what, I thought you were
:22:55. > :23:01.terrific. Well done to you. Bruno, did it put you in a spin? My head is
:23:02. > :23:10.racing, like you have no idea! Didn't they all do well? Come on!
:23:11. > :23:19.You are all champions to my eyes. But somebody took my eye and it is
:23:20. > :23:23.you, Hannah! She went all touchy-feely, really participating
:23:24. > :23:30.in the performance. You are a hot chick, aren't you? Lee, it's your
:23:31. > :23:36.debut tonight as well as theirs, were you impressed? I didn't know
:23:37. > :23:38.what to expect, I did know whether it would be static or like wacky
:23:39. > :23:44.races gone mad, with the wheelchairs! Nathan might have the
:23:45. > :23:55.muscles but David managed a spectacular balanced powerful left.
:23:56. > :24:01.Superb! What did you think, Darcy? None of you showed any nerves but
:24:02. > :24:08.what stood out for me is Martine. I think you showed feeling and passion
:24:09. > :24:11.and all the way through, you focused on Ian and I understand what that's
:24:12. > :24:20.like, it's difficult take your eyes off Ian! Formidable team, those
:24:21. > :24:27.too. Great chemistry. We will leave you to confer and deliberate while
:24:28. > :24:30.you choose your winner. Hannah, you looked like you were genuinely
:24:31. > :24:35.loving every single moment of that, how much funded you have? It has
:24:36. > :24:43.been phenomenal, I have loved every second of it. David, as a
:24:44. > :24:49.footballer, was that one of the hardest things you have ever had to
:24:50. > :24:53.tackle? It was just incredible, we need to rumble why we have been
:24:54. > :24:56.working so hard, it's for Sport Relief, it's a privilege to be
:24:57. > :25:03.involved and working with this lady has been an absolute pleasure.
:25:04. > :25:08.Martine, how have you found it dancing and twirling on the dance
:25:09. > :25:13.floor? It has been amazing, the team has been fantastic. Whose dream
:25:14. > :25:24.wouldn't be swung round the dance floor by a six foot five dancer? I
:25:25. > :25:27.loved it! You haven't put him down! Just to rediscover dance again has
:25:28. > :25:33.been amazing. Now I will be the first one on that dance floor! All
:25:34. > :25:45.right! Nathan, do you think you did your wife proud? Does he get the
:25:46. > :25:49.thumbs up? Sums up? Congratulations! Right, it's time to see who is going
:25:50. > :25:56.to take home the Sport Relief middle.
:25:57. > :26:07.So our judges have conferred, head judge Len, have you chosen your
:26:08. > :26:11.champion? Yes, we have. Would you please reveal who the judges have
:26:12. > :26:18.chosen as your Sport Relief champion of 2014? Well, let me say, it was a
:26:19. > :26:23.very, very close run thing. You could make a case for any one of our
:26:24. > :26:27.four couples winning, but after a long debate, we have come to a
:26:28. > :26:38.decision. Our Sport Relief champions are... Hannah and Pasha!
:26:39. > :26:56.Come on over! How happy are you? I am amazed! I didn't notice that! You
:26:57. > :27:06.did brilliantly. Huge commiserations to the rest of you, have you had
:27:07. > :27:07.fun? Yes! Hannah and Pasha, if you would like to wear these glitter
:27:08. > :27:22.ball medals with pride... Congratulations. You the Sport
:27:23. > :27:29.Relief Strictly Come Dancing champions! Yes! Well done to our
:27:30. > :27:34.winners and a big thank you to all of our wonderful competitors. Thank
:27:35. > :27:38.you so much for taking part. You have been great sports. Thanks to
:27:39. > :27:43.you at home for watching and donating. Please give everything you
:27:44. > :27:49.can, it really will make a difference. Remember, keep giving!
:27:50. > :28:01.Could not! Two years ago I travelled to Sierra
:28:02. > :28:10.Leone, as we all know, it's a poor country that I went to one of the
:28:11. > :28:13.poorest areas. So many things there that shocked me, surprised become
:28:14. > :28:20.stayed with me for a very long time. I met an 11-year-old girl. Her story
:28:21. > :28:25.particularly moved me. Because some of the challenges she faced in her
:28:26. > :28:38.life, no child should have to face. Can you explain where we are?
:28:39. > :28:46.You can see why. What are your worries for the future? What are the
:28:47. > :29:03.things you worry about? You lost your sister and you worry
:29:04. > :29:08.you will die too? But since then, because of your donation, I've been
:29:09. > :29:14.told that things have changed, driementally in that little girl's
:29:15. > :29:16.life. Sport Relief-funded projects have
:29:17. > :29:41.helped her find a new home. They now have access to clean water,
:29:42. > :29:57.communal toilets, and the little girl is going to school.
:29:58. > :30:03.You're making the difference. These are the things that really, really
:30:04. > :30:08.matter. The good stories. The things that show you, you are changing
:30:09. > :30:13.lives, right now. Please keep your donations coming
:30:14. > :30:26.in. And remember, there is a smile somewhere waiting to happen.
:30:27. > :30:33.Thank you. The little girl's story show what is
:30:34. > :30:42.a huge difference you can make. Please pick up your phone and text:
:30:43. > :30:50.Coming up now, it is Clash of the Titans.
:30:51. > :31:13.Clash of the Titans! Tonight, it is all about one
:31:14. > :31:18.evening, and two men can stand face-to-face.
:31:19. > :31:22.I have heard that John Bishop is pretty competitive, but for me sport
:31:23. > :31:26.has always been about taking part... And the medals, the big gold, shiny
:31:27. > :31:31.medals. I think it is brilliant he has a
:31:32. > :31:38.couple of medals, just bear in mind, I could have won a race.
:31:39. > :31:49.Has he r won anything? Now it is time to settle this.
:31:50. > :31:54.At the end of the night we can go our separate ways.
:31:55. > :31:57.John doesn't stand a chance but don't tell him.
:31:58. > :32:03.The training looks like it has been o going well. It is tough. This is
:32:04. > :32:06.the halfway stage. You are doing all right. You are OK. You have your
:32:07. > :32:11.nose in front. . Yeah, the team has the nodes in
:32:12. > :32:16.front, but everyone will know I am disappointed by my performance. I
:32:17. > :32:20.feel I can contribute more. We have had e-mails saying that was
:32:21. > :32:26.appalling, the cycling, from Africa! So this the event to get my pride
:32:27. > :32:33.and self-esteem back. It is the sport I always think of you doing,
:32:34. > :32:39.rythmic gymnastics. Sebastian Coe, you have a bit to do? Yes, we have
:32:40. > :32:44.but this is the moment, come theeth the hour, cometh the team.
:32:45. > :32:51.That's not the first time you have said that to me, get your track suit
:32:52. > :32:59.off! Off you go! Seb, you have brought the Olympics to London, you
:33:00. > :33:03.are an MP, here you are been to do gymnastics in Lycra.
:33:04. > :33:08.Well, it is a really tough sport. I am not telling you that, you know,
:33:09. > :33:12.but we started training, this is complicated. It is all for a very
:33:13. > :33:19.good cause. . So dig deep.
:33:20. > :33:26.Sleep, do what the man says. Let's join our commentary team now.
:33:27. > :33:29.We have Much Fener and Christine Still.
:33:30. > :33:35.We are on the edge of our seats. Down there are three experienced
:33:36. > :33:40.rythmic gymnastic judges to assess the performances. Judging each team
:33:41. > :33:44.out of ten. The winning team gets the maximum points.
:33:45. > :33:47.I think this is going to be great. The heat is really on.
:33:48. > :33:56.It is time for the first performance. They look fabulous.
:33:57. > :34:04.Make some noise for Team Bishop! And they stride on to the mat. Full of
:34:05. > :34:11.confidence. Resplendent in Lycra.
:34:12. > :34:18.So, it is Team Bishop. What an opener.
:34:19. > :34:27.Yes, football skills to the forehere.
:34:28. > :34:34.And there is the mover of the trio. He snake, death row, great catch.
:34:35. > :34:41.Very good work. Oh, and Helen is on show with the ball there. She is
:34:42. > :34:47.away now. The action woman, really being
:34:48. > :34:54.tested here. A lofty throw and a nice pivot
:34:55. > :34:58.underneath. Well done, Helen. And here he comes. He is snaking his way
:34:59. > :35:03.through. Using that rhythm.
:35:04. > :35:16.He is preparing for the big throw. Well! Well, a little snag.
:35:17. > :35:22.And now for the big ending, she's missed 2! What a pity for Helen!
:35:23. > :35:27.Smiling through adversity. Well, that was a little bit of a
:35:28. > :35:33.disappointment. The aim is to finish with the apparatus, but what a
:35:34. > :35:41.great, expressive, fun performance that was. Nick Grimshaw took to that
:35:42. > :35:45.sport! Well, the snakes with the ribbon, then the throw, what do you
:35:46. > :35:52.think, Chris? Full of confidence. That throw was well-caught.
:35:53. > :35:56.The ball is probably one of the more difficult apparatus. A nice
:35:57. > :36:01.cartwheel there. And here is John Bishop, the man
:36:02. > :36:05.himself, snaking his way through with the ribbon. Look at the focus
:36:06. > :36:09.on the face. Look at the tight buttocks, the body
:36:10. > :36:14.was welcome perfect. I know but this is the thing that I
:36:15. > :36:19.care about the most. Cycling is one thing but this is what matters to
:36:20. > :36:25.me. We felt like one, me and the ribbon.
:36:26. > :36:39.I could not perform, watching you two! And natural? I think that
:36:40. > :36:43.gymnastics is so masculine. Helen, shame about the ball? That was
:36:44. > :36:50.intentional. Yes, throw the ball away at the end.
:36:51. > :36:54.Throw your ball away, throw your money away.
:36:55. > :37:01.Oh! Now, let's see if that made a difference, the scores are in.
:37:02. > :37:06.That's 23 out of 30. Are you happy with that? Look, we don't know. We
:37:07. > :37:10.don't know what the other team have got in their locker. All I can say
:37:11. > :37:15.is that I'm proud of her performance. If the judges are not
:37:16. > :37:21.up with the modern gymnastics, that is not my fault.
:37:22. > :37:29.You have set the benchmark very high. Let's see what the others have
:37:30. > :37:34.to offer. It is Team Coe! Now, look at the focus. The smile is gone. He
:37:35. > :37:39.is focussing on this. This is important for Seb and his team.
:37:40. > :37:48.They can see a little opportunity here.
:37:49. > :37:54.There we are. We're away. The ribbon and hoop in Unison.
:37:55. > :38:02.They will be hoping, oh, nice little turn from Olly Murs.
:38:03. > :38:14.And look at him move. He's loving it. High up on his feet.
:38:15. > :38:20.Pif pivots and a cartwheel to boot. Sally Phillips, looking good. And
:38:21. > :38:27.getting into it. A lively, vital performance here.
:38:28. > :38:32.Just what Team Coe needed. And now she kicks the hoop away.
:38:33. > :38:37.She doesn't care. Now here we are. Sebastian Coe with the focus.
:38:38. > :38:45.Stand by for something special. Look at that.
:38:46. > :38:50.There's a flourish. Snaking and spiralling his way to a good score,
:38:51. > :38:55.he hopes. Team Coe! That was impressive. A
:38:56. > :39:04.very impressive performance. They packed it in there. SebCoe showing
:39:05. > :39:10.his early training there, Much. Yes. Just as graceful there as he was on
:39:11. > :39:14.the track. And Olly Murs, a great favourite
:39:15. > :39:18.with the crowd. Lots of rhythm. Lots of moves.
:39:19. > :39:22.And Sally had a little problem but she enjoyed this bit.
:39:23. > :39:27.Yes, selling the routine as you would expect. It is all about the
:39:28. > :39:33.performance. Here come comes Seb with the trademark jump. Very
:39:34. > :39:37.steely, lots of confidence. Who knew that middle distance
:39:38. > :39:42.running was such great preparation for this sport.
:39:43. > :39:45.I was once described as the Nureyev of the track.
:39:46. > :39:53.Beautiful. Shall we see if it managed to get
:39:54. > :39:58.you the scores to beat Team Bishop. I understand that the judges have
:39:59. > :40:07.made their decision. Wow! Three nines! 27 out of 30.
:40:08. > :40:10.Well, that is an incredible result. An incredible result from the team.
:40:11. > :40:16.Let's see what the commentators have to say.
:40:17. > :40:24.Well, that was absolutely fabulous performance. Here are Team Coe
:40:25. > :40:28.taking the four points ahead of Team Bishop.
:40:29. > :40:44.This is the moment, give it up for Team Coe!
:40:45. > :40:59.John Bishop has stolen the trophy! John Bishop is still uncontrollable.
:41:00. > :41:03.We may never get the trophy back again. He has gone with the trophy.
:41:04. > :41:11.And finally, thank you to everyone here in the Aquatic Centre. And in
:41:12. > :41:16.the Velodrome, you have been a great support. He is back. He has put it
:41:17. > :41:20.into the hands to which it belongs. Thank you for watching.
:41:21. > :41:25.We are here at Wembley. We are about to try to sit on 45,000 seats.
:41:26. > :41:29.Myself and Robbie. When you are asked to do the
:41:30. > :41:40.challenge, you think it will be easy but when you see the seats it is
:41:41. > :41:49.horrendous mentally and physically. We're off! I didn't think it would
:41:50. > :41:52.be as hard as that but it is very, very difficult.
:41:53. > :41:55.When is the next break? Hard on the hips and the hands where you push
:41:56. > :42:02.off. Before the last break I was 12 seats
:42:03. > :42:07.ahead, but I think he is more. I expect him to be a few ahead. I am
:42:08. > :42:18.not looking forward to tomorrow one bit. It will be hard.
:42:19. > :42:22.Oh! This morning was horrendous. I was stiff, sore. I had to roll out
:42:23. > :42:27.of bed. I could not tie my shoe laces.
:42:28. > :42:35.It is a great view. Even better on Friday night when we have finished.
:42:36. > :42:40.Seat after seat after seat! At the moment, everything is hurting.
:42:41. > :42:48.It is a lot tougher challenge than people think. Sitting down all day,
:42:49. > :42:53.how easy can that be? Here is Sir Steven. Delighted another rest! I
:42:54. > :42:57.felt bad yesterday, I feel worse today.
:42:58. > :43:08.I felt like giving up today, but raising the money made me carry on!
:43:09. > :43:15.Come on, Chelsee! Ouch it is hurting! I am exhausted. Halfway.
:43:16. > :43:22.I wish I could say it is all downhill from now on.
:43:23. > :43:26.Today we are going to try to set a Guinness World Record for the most
:43:27. > :43:31.number of seats sat on in 60 seconds.
:43:32. > :43:35.Well done, Robbie, you just got a world record.
:43:36. > :43:42.When people talk about the magic of Wembley, you will not join in on
:43:43. > :43:48.that, will you? We are in pain here. But it is worth every single seat
:43:49. > :43:51.for the money we will raise. Another few thousand and seats to
:43:52. > :43:55.go. The end is in sight.
:43:56. > :44:29.Come on! OK, this is exciting. Another Sport
:44:30. > :44:36.Relief gym. Performing this pop classic for the first time when UK
:44:37. > :44:52.television in 25 years, this is Kylie Minogue!
:44:53. > :45:04.# Especially for you. # I wanna let you know what I was going though. #
:45:05. > :45:17.All the time we were apart. # I thought of you. # You were in my
:45:18. > :45:25.heart. # My love never changed. # I still feel the same. # Especially
:45:26. > :45:30.for you. # I wanna tell you I was feeling that way too. # And if
:45:31. > :45:45.dreams were wings, you know. # I would have flown to you. # To be
:45:46. > :45:50.where you are. # And now we're back together, together # I wanna show
:45:51. > :45:54.you my heart is oh so true # And all the love I have is # Especially for
:45:55. > :45:56.you # Especially for you # I wanna tell you you mean all the world to
:45:57. > :46:36.me # How I'm # For get the loneliness and the
:46:37. > :46:40.sorrow. # On did say it's all because of you
:46:41. > :46:47.and now were back together. # Together.
:46:48. > :46:52.# I want to show you my heart is oh so true.
:46:53. > :46:59.# And all the love I have is especially for you.
:47:00. > :47:08.# Together. # Together. Visit macro I want to
:47:09. > :47:10.show you my heart is oh so true. # And all the love I have is
:47:11. > :47:46.especially for you. APPLAUSE AND Little Mix travel to a hospital in
:47:47. > :47:54.Liberia to find out about one of Sport Relief's projects.
:47:55. > :48:02.In Liberia, we were lucky enough to meet some amazing kids. But
:48:03. > :48:08.unfortunately, we also met some kids for whom life is really, really
:48:09. > :48:15.tough. In this hospital, we learnt that malaria still kills a child in
:48:16. > :48:16.Africa every single minute. Malaria is the number one cause of death in
:48:17. > :48:32.this hospital. They are sick kids everywhere we
:48:33. > :48:36.look. Nearly all of them have illnesses that could easily have
:48:37. > :48:48.been prevented and now some of them are fighting for their lives.
:48:49. > :48:57.Many of these kids have got malaria because they didn't have a mosquito
:48:58. > :49:01.net to sleep under. Four-year-old Anthony has been admitted with a
:49:02. > :49:06.severe case of malaria. As the doctors tried to treat him, Anthony
:49:07. > :49:12.screams for his mum but all she can do is comfort him, wait and hope for
:49:13. > :49:13.the best because in some cases of malaria, the disease can affect the
:49:14. > :49:19.brain. The death rate is, for every ten you
:49:20. > :49:51.see, you may lose three or four. Nothing can prepare you for what you
:49:52. > :49:57.are going to see. It's so much to take in. Everybody should have a
:49:58. > :50:01.chance to experience this to themselves and see what these
:50:02. > :50:05.children have to go through. More than anything, it's frustrating. As
:50:06. > :50:09.much as we take things for granted, they can get given a mosquito net
:50:10. > :50:14.and it's done, there is no reason for them to get ill, losing three
:50:15. > :50:22.out of ten kids, there is no reason, because it's ?5 for an net.
:50:23. > :50:29.It's so hard to see. It's obviously a shock. But the worst thing is, for
:50:30. > :50:30.the mothers, it's not really a shock. It's almost as if they expect
:50:31. > :50:40.the worst. I think a lot of people think our
:50:41. > :50:45.generation don't do anything and this is a perfect example to change
:50:46. > :50:47.that. So please, please, give what you can. It really, really does
:50:48. > :51:30.help, ?5 can save a child is life. Now for the next best bit! Hello and
:51:31. > :51:33.welcome to a special addition. Mock The Week for Sport Relief. This
:51:34. > :51:37.round is called Between The Lines, and in it we feature Wimbledon hero
:51:38. > :51:40.and sporting legend Andy Murray delivering a speech as if at a press
:51:41. > :51:44.conference, and Hugh will tell us what he really means. The role of
:51:45. > :51:48.Andy Murray will be played by Andy Murray tonight. Take it away. Good
:51:49. > :51:52.evening, everyone. I can't tell you how desperate I was to be part of
:51:53. > :51:56.tonight's events. It was either this or another knock-up with Ivan Lendl
:51:57. > :52:00.and my mum. I hope that by joining in tonight I'll be able to show you
:52:01. > :52:04.the real me behind the public image. LAUGHTER.
:52:05. > :52:13.Sport Relief is a really worthwhile cause that I'm proud to be part of.
:52:14. > :52:17.It's a bit of a pain, innit? Tennis has enabled me to achieve things I
:52:18. > :52:28.could never have dreamt of. Have you seen my girlfriend? Eh?
:52:29. > :52:32.This is a great era for British tennis. This is a great era for
:52:33. > :52:42.Scottish tennis. I love playing in front of Wimbledon
:52:43. > :52:47.crowds and thank them for their support. Stop shouting "Come on,
:52:48. > :52:52.Tim!", for God's sake. I'm very proud to have done something that no
:52:53. > :52:56.Scotsman has ever achieved before. I'm very proud to be the first
:52:57. > :53:06.Scotsman to eat a banana on national television. I really can't thank my
:53:07. > :53:10.mum Judy enough. Since forgetting to give my mum a hug... After winning
:53:11. > :53:22.Wimbledon, she really can't remind me of it enough. It was great to win
:53:23. > :53:28.Wimbledon, , and the next thing is to knuckle down and go on to win
:53:29. > :53:32.even more. Job done. Party! At the end of that round, ladies and
:53:33. > :53:37.gentlemen, the points go to Hugh Dennis and Andy Murray!
:53:38. > :53:43.So here it is, stirring the second best looking David in show business,
:53:44. > :54:05.this is what happened when Beckham came to Peckham.
:54:06. > :54:11.Come along, come along, I am not contagious. This is a
:54:12. > :54:27.once-in-a-lifetime never to be repeated offer in top of the range
:54:28. > :54:31.of men's fashion. Now, listen, before you rush in and tear me limb
:54:32. > :54:35.from limb, and just to give you a better idea of what we're talking
:54:36. > :54:40.about, I have got my younger brother Rodney to model a pair for you.
:54:41. > :54:45.Rodney! Look at that. Brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it, eh? These
:54:46. > :54:50.are 100% man-made cotton and they're fully elasticated. And as you can
:54:51. > :54:54.see, they've got a very handy button-up fly in case you're taken
:54:55. > :55:00.short. You know what I mean, don't you? Right. But just to show you
:55:01. > :55:02.what makes these very special, Rodney, turn around, if you please.
:55:03. > :55:17.Come on, don't be shy! Come on! Right! Here is the speciality.
:55:18. > :55:22.Da-da! Yes, each one of these has been personally signed by none other
:55:23. > :55:26.than Goldenballs himself. No, this is true, straight up. Because it
:55:27. > :55:35.just so happens that Becks is a personal friend of mine. Isn't he,
:55:36. > :55:39.Rodney? I'm going to kill you. He's a card, isn't he, eh? No, you see,
:55:40. > :55:42.he owed me a favour because it was me what arranged the bouncy castle
:55:43. > :55:49.for his son Brookside's 12th birthday party. You see... No, this
:55:50. > :55:52.is absolutely true, straight up! Now come on, this is a special offer,
:55:53. > :55:59.you won't see this again. They normally retail at ?10 but I'm
:56:00. > :56:06.knocking them out for you, ?4.50. Come on, ?4.50. Tell you what - two
:56:07. > :56:10.for ?9. Two for ?9. Any...? Come on. Let's clear up and get out of here,
:56:11. > :56:11.get down the caff, have a bacon sarnie, eh? You better take those
:56:12. > :56:20.off, you look like a right dipstick. MUSIC: "Waterloo Sunset" by the
:56:21. > :56:38.Kinks. That is the last time, Del. And I
:56:39. > :56:43.mean it this time. What are you moaning about now? That is the last
:56:44. > :56:47.time I let you talk me into degrading myself all for the sake of
:56:48. > :56:50.one of your little schemes. Look, Rodney, these are hard times. We've
:56:51. > :56:57.all got to make little sacrifices here and there. All right, then. If
:56:58. > :57:01.we've all got to make sacrifices, next time you can wear them. Don't
:57:02. > :57:05.be stupid! I've got a reputation to uphold. And did you at any moment
:57:06. > :57:09.think about MY reputation? Yes, I did. And that's why you're wearing
:57:10. > :57:13.them. You know, I honestly thought you'd changed. But no, you're just
:57:14. > :57:15.the same old Del, ploughing through life without the slightest
:57:16. > :57:20.consideration for anyone else's feelings. That hurts, Rodney. That
:57:21. > :57:24.really hurts. You just tell me one time, just one, when I have ignored
:57:25. > :57:29.you or hurt your feelings. And don't go on about that painting
:57:30. > :57:33.competition. Or the Peckham Pouncer. Or the time I turned the knob up on
:57:34. > :57:38.the sunbed and made your face go red. All right, then. What about
:57:39. > :57:43.when I was 11, and you and your mates was bored so you asked me to
:57:44. > :57:47.play hide and seek and I hid in that big chest thing you'd bought. Oh,
:57:48. > :57:51.yeah! That was a good place to hide. Nobody thought of looking in there,
:57:52. > :57:55.did they? No. And you all sodded off down the pub in the end, didn't you?
:57:56. > :58:00.Do you remember that? Yeah, well, we got fed up looking for you, didn't
:58:01. > :58:04.we? Four and a half hours, I was in that thing. Well...you took the game
:58:05. > :58:08.too seriously. We'd all finished playing by then. No-one thought to
:58:09. > :58:12.tell me, though, did they? No, because we didn't know where you was
:58:13. > :58:17.hiding! There was a dodgy lock on that thing. Well, how was I supposed
:58:18. > :58:21.to know that?! You fitted it! Oh, did I? I thought I was going to
:58:22. > :58:25.suffocate. Then why didn't you bang on the lid? Or shout, or something?
:58:26. > :58:29.Because then you would have known where I was hiding! All right,
:58:30. > :58:34.Rodney, look. I'm sorry that you got locked in that chest. But we've got
:58:35. > :58:37.more important matters to focus on, eh? Like the fact that we are
:58:38. > :58:39.currently lumbered with 200 pairs of men's pants that some git has
:58:40. > :58:55.scribbled over. What you looking at me for? You
:58:56. > :58:59.asked me to sign them. And if I asked you to go out into the high
:59:00. > :59:06.street wearing a sarong, would you? Well... It's all right, David, he's
:59:07. > :59:10.not blaming you. Are you, Del. Yes. All right, he is blaming you. I just
:59:11. > :59:13.don't know what the world is coming to. Really, I don't. Here I am, an
:59:14. > :59:18.ex-multi-millionaire... "Ex" being the operative word there. And I've
:59:19. > :59:21.got you, with two GCEs, and a footballing legend who makes Boycie
:59:22. > :59:26.look like a pauper, and we can't flog a pair of pants between us!
:59:27. > :59:33.Boxer-briefs. What? They're boxer-briefs. What are? The pants!
:59:34. > :59:38.Well, that's what I said. What is he on about? I'm just glad that we're
:59:39. > :59:42.not in that Dragons' Den, because God knows what Alec Sugar would have
:59:43. > :59:47.made of all this. It was your idea to have Rodney model them. Oh, so
:59:48. > :59:50.it's my fault now, is it? Look, I didn't want to wear the stupid
:59:51. > :59:56.bloody things in the first place. Oh, shut up, you tart. You know,
:59:57. > :00:01.he's got a point there, Rodney. You could have shown a bit more
:00:02. > :00:03.enthusiasm. It's always been your problem, that has. In case you two
:00:04. > :00:09.hadn't noticed, I am not an underwear model. I am a middle-aged
:00:10. > :00:17.fly-pitcher who drives a three-wheel van, and above all else, I do not
:00:18. > :00:22.look like that. It's just any old excuse with you, though, isn't it,
:00:23. > :00:27.eh? Anyway, I only suggested you do it because he wouldn't. But Del, I
:00:28. > :00:33.can't go walking around in public in just my underwear. The last time I
:00:34. > :00:41.did that, Fergie almost killed me. Anyway, why are you wearing them
:00:42. > :00:44.glasses? These? Yeah. To be honest, I thought that, you know, if I was
:00:45. > :00:48.to wear these, no-one would recognise me, and I could be a
:00:49. > :00:56.little bit, you know...incognitive. Yeah. Good thinking. Rodders, have
:00:57. > :01:03.you really got two GCEs? Yeah. I've got one in maths and one in art. I
:01:04. > :01:07.love art. Yeah, it's good, innit? Who's your favourite artist? That's
:01:08. > :01:11.a tough one. Er, I'd probably have to say Matisse, because I don't
:01:12. > :01:14.think anyone could get near the way he could convey intensity through
:01:15. > :01:18.the use of pure colour, you know? I mean, Matisse did for colour what
:01:19. > :01:20.Picasso did for form. How about you? I love Tony Hart. That Morph cracks
:01:21. > :01:34.me up. Are you two all done? Oh, yeah. OK,
:01:35. > :01:38.can we get back to our problem? Now, I think, at the end of the day,
:01:39. > :01:43.we're going to have to accept that we are in a classic case of bouchee
:01:44. > :01:51.a la Rene, as they say in the Alsack. Why don't you get Damien to
:01:52. > :01:55.model them? He's young. Rodney, do you really expect me to ask my son
:01:56. > :01:59.to go and stand in the market out there looking like a slab of meat
:02:00. > :02:03.while people gawp at him? I mean, that kind of humiliation could scar
:02:04. > :02:09.him for the rest of his life. You're already scarred, so one more
:02:10. > :02:15.wouldn't hurt, you see. What about Trigger? Hmm? Oh, leave it out.
:02:16. > :02:19.Asking Trigger for help's like asking Ozzy Osbourne to look after
:02:20. > :02:25.your bats. I'm sorry, Rodney, but you are stuck with the pants.
:02:26. > :02:28.Cosmic. You see, Rodney, most people think modelling is all about
:02:29. > :02:34.standing there looking great. But it isn't! Actually, it is, but there's
:02:35. > :02:40.more to it than that. Ah, now, listen, Rodney. This is the horse's
:02:41. > :02:45.mouth speaking. Just remember - a good model doesn't just walk... He
:02:46. > :02:54.glides. A good model doesn't just turn... They oscillate. Glides.
:02:55. > :03:04.Yeah. Oscillates. Exactly. Right, come on, gather round,
:03:05. > :03:08.everybody! Get closer, come on, darling. Look at this. Look at the
:03:09. > :03:13.attention to detail here. Look at the craftsmanship. You don't get
:03:14. > :03:26.that care and love in underpants these days, do you? Derek... Hmm? I
:03:27. > :03:31.am going to kill you. Are you David Beckham? I am! But don't tell
:03:32. > :03:34.anyone. I don't want to draw any attention to myself, all right? OK.
:03:35. > :04:22.Good boy. She's past the American. She's
:04:23. > :04:28.unbeatable. It is an enormous world record. .
:04:29. > :04:32.Being a disabled person born in the UK, I have never let my disability
:04:33. > :04:39.hold me back, but for young disabled people in this village in Uganda,
:04:40. > :04:47.life is different. This Blue Peter. He is 16 years old. When he was
:04:48. > :04:53.younger he had polio, it caused his legs to weaken so he cannot walk.
:04:54. > :04:57.Blue Peter is looked after business his grandmother. His mum and dad
:04:58. > :05:00.died when they were younger. What are the main challenges you
:05:01. > :05:05.face being a person with a disability? I want to move to other
:05:06. > :05:10.places as my brothers do, but I am not able to.
:05:11. > :05:13.To see, to explore? Yes, I can't explore as others do.
:05:14. > :05:14.When you were younger did you participate in sport? I had no
:05:15. > :05:33.chance. Have you heard of the par limb
:05:34. > :05:41.snicks I have heard about it. . -- have you heard of the
:05:42. > :05:45.Paralympics. Blue Peter has had to struggle every
:05:46. > :05:49.day of his life, but your money is changing this. This is a centre for
:05:50. > :05:53.rehabilitation that has recently opened in Blue Peter's village.
:05:54. > :05:57.Here, the children with disabilities can take part in fun and educational
:05:58. > :06:01.activities together. This is the first time that Blue Peter has
:06:02. > :06:04.visited the project. For him, this is life-changing.
:06:05. > :06:08.Please help us give disabled young people like Blue Peter, the support
:06:09. > :06:15.that they need to live a full and happy life.
:06:16. > :06:23.Well that's it for the best bits, but our text lines are still very
:06:24. > :06:46.much open. You can choose to donate ?5 or ?10.
:06:47. > :06:55.Sport Relief turns tomorrow at 1. 15 on BBC One.
:06:56. > :07:02.Join me live at the Queen Elizabeth Olympic Park. Finally, thank you
:07:03. > :07:08.very much, you made last night the greatest day after for Sport Relief.
:07:09. > :07:11.Another exciting day in the Premier League. The title race is hotting
:07:12. > :07:18.up. It is the perfect appetiser to the main course. England at the
:07:19. > :07:22.World Cup. Good night. We are off air. It is a clear,
:07:23. > :07:27.everybody. Here we go, every year it is the
:07:28. > :07:31.same, England this, England that. They have never won anything, and by
:07:32. > :07:36.the looks of the group, they never well.
:07:37. > :07:39.Well, at least with we qualified, unlike Scotland and Wales and the
:07:40. > :07:44.Republic of Ireland. That may be true but the only thing
:07:45. > :07:54.we could come back with is an all-over tan. I remember England
:07:55. > :07:58.when he was putting his World Cup chart up.
:07:59. > :08:04.I have an idea. I have a song to inspire the nation. A song that can
:08:05. > :08:11.have the fans singing on the terraces. Helping to ensure that
:08:12. > :08:25.England do win the 2014 World Cup. What joke that is! I will bring
:08:26. > :08:31.together legendary musicians. It will like Band Aid.
:08:32. > :08:36.We can do it for Sport Relief. We can always use the charity card.
:08:37. > :08:43.But Gary, you know nothing about making records? But I know a Gary
:08:44. > :08:48.who does, the legend that is Gary Barlow.
:08:49. > :08:55.You know Gary Barlow? Yes, of course, all the showbiz Garies do!
:08:56. > :09:00.Prove it. I'll call him. Hello.
:09:01. > :09:03.Gary it is Gary. Hiya, Gary.
:09:04. > :09:13.What you up to? Chilling out, really. Laying down some tracks.
:09:14. > :09:16.That is cool, bro, it sounds dench. You what? What are you talking
:09:17. > :09:21.about. I am putting together an England
:09:22. > :09:24.World Cup song. I need your no-how. Can you help me.
:09:25. > :09:30.I would do anything for Sport Relief but you have to help me in return.
:09:31. > :09:44.You want the World Cup tickets? I will sort that out for you.
:09:45. > :10:04.No, can you get my Alan Hansen's egra p, h. This literally could be
:10:05. > :10:09.Sport Relief's Greatest Day. # Today this could be # The greatest
:10:10. > :10:14.day of our lives # Before it all ends # Before we run out of time #
:10:15. > :10:18.Stay close to me # Stay close to me # Watch the world come alive tonight
:10:19. > :10:22.# Stay close to me # Tonight this could be the greatest night of our
:10:23. > :10:33.lives # Let's make a new start # The future is ours to find # Can you see
:10:34. > :10:37.it, can you see it in my eyes? I'm not looking forward to tomorrow one
:10:38. > :10:43.bit. It will be hard. # Tonight this could be the greatest
:10:44. > :10:57.nights of our lives # Let's make a new start There we
:10:58. > :11:02.are, done. # Can you see there
:11:03. > :11:08.# Can you see that in my eyes # Can you feel it now
:11:09. > :11:13.# Can you hold it in your eyes. Job done, party!
:11:14. > :11:27.# Hold on # Hold on hold on
:11:28. > :11:31.# Hold on # Stay close to me
:11:32. > :11:38.# Hold on # Stay close to me
:11:39. > :11:46.# Watch the WorldCom alive tonight # Stay close to me... It's a
:11:47. > :11:57.wonderful goal! #Hold your head high
:11:58. > :12:01.# When the world starts to come alive
:12:02. > :12:10.# When you stay close to me # Today this could be
:12:11. > :12:19.# The greatest day of our lives # Today this could be
:12:20. > :12:24.# The greatest day of our lives #... They have done so well. I am
:12:25. > :12:30.proud of all of them. # Hold on tonight
:12:31. > :12:39.# And the WorldComs alive # And the WorldComs alive
:12:40. > :12:50.# Stay close to me # Stay close to me
:12:51. > :12:57.# Watch the WorldCom alive tonight # Stay close to me... Delighted.
:12:58. > :13:09.Sport Relief's grand total for tonight is...
:13:10. > :13:27.# Stay close to me # Today this could be the greatest
:13:28. > :13:31.day of our live lives Some people are on the #3i67, they think it is
:13:32. > :13:37.all over. It is now.