0:00:16 > 0:00:19Welcome to Sport Relief: The Final Score.
0:00:20 > 0:00:22You were amazing this year.
0:00:22 > 0:00:26You ran, you cycled, you swam.
0:00:26 > 0:00:29I mean, you really went the extra mile,
0:00:29 > 0:00:32and together you raised a massive...
0:00:41 > 0:00:44..which is just unbelievable.
0:00:44 > 0:00:48And, for that, we want to say a massive thank-you.
0:00:48 > 0:00:51The weekend kicked off at the Queen Elizabeth Olympic Park,
0:00:51 > 0:00:53and it all went a little bit like this.
0:00:55 > 0:00:56APPLAUSE, CHEERING
0:00:56 > 0:00:59Hello, Sport Relief 2016!
0:00:59 > 0:01:00Welcome to the show.
0:01:03 > 0:01:04And Hugh Dennis is down!
0:01:04 > 0:01:06Dainty step.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08- Hello, Mr Wiggins.- Get off!
0:01:08 > 0:01:09You've actually never looked lovelier.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16It's a ten!
0:01:18 > 0:01:20Every middle-aged man across the country,
0:01:20 > 0:01:22you can donate to stand where I am.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25I will run 27 marathons in 27 days.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27We love you, Eddie, and keep going!
0:01:29 > 0:01:31That was just horrendous.
0:01:31 > 0:01:32What a night!
0:01:32 > 0:01:33Goodbye, Doris.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37Look, I did not kill the chicken.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39Thank you!
0:01:41 > 0:01:43It really was quite something.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45And, today, we're going to show you
0:01:45 > 0:01:47some of the highlights of that great weekend,
0:01:47 > 0:01:51give you some really good news, and meet some fantastic fundraisers.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54Let's start with the Sainsbury's Sport Relief Games,
0:01:54 > 0:01:58where tens of thousands of you signed up
0:01:58 > 0:02:00and did yourselves double proud.
0:02:00 > 0:02:05Over to the hosts on the day, Matt Baker and Alex Jones.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08- MATT:- Four, three, two, one.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11# One way or another
0:02:11 > 0:02:12# I'm gonna find you
0:02:12 > 0:02:14# I'm gonna get you, get you... #
0:02:14 > 0:02:16Well, hello and welcome to the Sport Relief Game Show
0:02:16 > 0:02:19- with Matt Baker...- And Alex Jones.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22- We're just going to rumba.- Rumba?
0:02:22 > 0:02:23Slowly rumba down.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28This lady is celebrating her birthday.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30I'm sure you got involved, didn't you?
0:02:30 > 0:02:31I certainly did.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34Thousands of you took time out of your busy lives to visit
0:02:34 > 0:02:39one of the 600 Sport Relief events taking place around the UK.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41Haven't gotten very much training,
0:02:41 > 0:02:43cos actually, we only entered yesterday.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45And this lovely lady, Hege,
0:02:45 > 0:02:48her husband and three boys
0:02:48 > 0:02:51stepped up to run six miles around the Olympic Park,
0:02:51 > 0:02:55despite her facing a battle with cancer.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58What I really wanted was a family event, and we had that.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01I'm really, really excited!
0:03:03 > 0:03:07It was just fun, so we just took our time and just enjoyed it.
0:03:11 > 0:03:15We raised over £3,000, which is very good.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21We can't stop! We need to do this. Bye!
0:03:22 > 0:03:26My diagnosis wasn't that lucky.
0:03:26 > 0:03:27It was...
0:03:27 > 0:03:30Nearly at the end of my life.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33But I'm still here, still smiling,
0:03:33 > 0:03:36and I'm jolly well going to keep going.
0:03:36 > 0:03:37Definitely doing OK.
0:03:37 > 0:03:38Yeah.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46So well done, all of you.
0:03:46 > 0:03:47Especially Hege.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51The money you helped raise will change lives,
0:03:51 > 0:03:53both here in the UK and abroad.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56It was a terrific weekend of sporting effort,
0:03:56 > 0:04:00and now we're going to show you some of the highlights of that great weekend,
0:04:00 > 0:04:04give you some really good news, and meet some fantastic fundraisers.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06Sound sweet?
0:04:06 > 0:04:07Well, let's crack on.
0:04:10 > 0:04:14Coming up, we'll show you how your donations
0:04:14 > 0:04:18have transformed the lives of a family I met earlier this year.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26We salute a marathon man, Eddie Izzard,
0:04:26 > 0:04:32who ran an incredible 27 marathons in 27 days.
0:04:34 > 0:04:38You'll see how your money is literally helping people right now,
0:04:38 > 0:04:41right here in the UK...
0:04:41 > 0:04:42It got really bad.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44I started to isolate myself,
0:04:44 > 0:04:46lock myself in the house, just be on my own.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50..we witness Luther's home life...
0:04:50 > 0:04:52What's wrong with you?! Move!
0:04:54 > 0:04:57..and Michael Crawford shows he's still got it...
0:04:57 > 0:04:58I've had a bit of trouble, Betty.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01..43 years after Some Mothers Do Have 'Em
0:05:01 > 0:05:02graced our screens.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04We all make mistakes, don't we?
0:05:06 > 0:05:09So all that's coming up, but first,
0:05:09 > 0:05:13Jack Whitehall wanted to do his bit for Sport Relief, too.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15And, if you're an English football fan,
0:05:15 > 0:05:17I think you might wish he'd got his way.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20Helped on by Cavani, and there's no flag here.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22It's Luis Suarez.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24And Luis Suarez has socked it in!
0:05:24 > 0:05:26So there you go,
0:05:26 > 0:05:28Luis Suarez putting the final nail in England's World Cup coffin
0:05:28 > 0:05:32in Brazil in 2014, but will they fare any better in the Euros...?
0:05:32 > 0:05:34Ugh. I can't take it any more.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36Why can't we just win?
0:05:36 > 0:05:37It's not all about winning, Jack.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40In the 1984 Los Angeles Olympic Games,
0:05:40 > 0:05:43I came away with a silver medal, and I came home a national hero.
0:05:43 > 0:05:44Boom, boom, boom!
0:05:44 > 0:05:46Yeah, you're right, Kris.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48It is the taking part that counts.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51- Fancy a drink?- Mine's a Tia Maria.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53Yo, barman, can we get some drinks, please?
0:05:53 > 0:05:54Coming right up, bro.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56KP. What are you doing here?
0:05:56 > 0:05:57Well, I got sacked from my last job,
0:05:57 > 0:06:00and it ain't looking too pretty at the moment. They don't want me back.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03Anyway, why are you so down? What's up?
0:06:03 > 0:06:04Oh, it's the football.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06Why can't England win something?
0:06:07 > 0:06:08Well, we won the Ashes.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10No, I mean something that people actually care about.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13Look, mate, if you want the England footy team to be as successful
0:06:13 > 0:06:15as the England cricket team, you've got to use foreigners.
0:06:15 > 0:06:19We used players from literally anywhere.
0:06:19 > 0:06:20Ben Stokes, born in New Zealand.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22Geraint Jones, born in Papua New Guinea.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24I happen to come from South Africa.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26Shut up.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28But you're as English as fish and chips!
0:06:28 > 0:06:29What happened to your accent?
0:06:29 > 0:06:32As soon as I touched down on English soil, it disappeared,
0:06:32 > 0:06:34just like that. Gone.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36I'm a Cockney now, guvnor.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38Come to think of it,
0:06:38 > 0:06:42Simon Jones from Wales, hell of a player.
0:06:42 > 0:06:43Oh, my gosh. That's it!
0:06:43 > 0:06:46That's how we're going to win Euro 2016!
0:06:46 > 0:06:47We'll steal from the Welsh!
0:06:47 > 0:06:50KP, you are a genius player.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52I'm getting a flight to Madrid.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55Economy, obviously, as this is Sport Relief.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07G-Bale, G-Bizzle, Baleo, my Old Baley.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11- Bale and Pace.- What do you want?
0:07:11 > 0:07:13I want England to win the Euros and, to do that,
0:07:13 > 0:07:17I'm going to enlist the help of the best player in Europe.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21So, can you introduce me to Cristiano Ronaldo?
0:07:21 > 0:07:23I'm joking. I want you to play for England.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25I'm sorry, but I've got to go training.
0:07:43 > 0:07:44What I'm trying to tell you
0:07:44 > 0:07:46is that you can't waste all that talent playing for Wales,
0:07:46 > 0:07:49like Ryan Giggs did, and Robbie Sav...
0:07:49 > 0:07:50Well, like Ryan Giggs did.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52You're playing with part-timers,
0:07:52 > 0:07:55footballers that are working down the supermarket during the week,
0:07:55 > 0:07:56cobblers and milkmen.
0:07:56 > 0:07:57You're Gareth Bale.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59Think how many more goals you'd score
0:07:59 > 0:08:02if you were being set up by Sterling and the Roondog.
0:08:02 > 0:08:03Also, you play with Rooney,
0:08:03 > 0:08:06those puppies aren't going to look so bad, are they?
0:08:09 > 0:08:12If you come play for England, you're going to have to drop that.
0:08:12 > 0:08:13This is my trademark celebration.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16It's the trademark of a 12-year-old girl at a One Direction concert.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18You're also going to have to sort out that hair.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20- It's a joke.- You're a joke.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27How many times have I got to tell you?
0:08:27 > 0:08:30I will never, ever play football for England.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32You know what, Gareth?
0:08:32 > 0:08:35When you left Spurs, you became a hero of mine.
0:08:35 > 0:08:36But I'm done with you, mate.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38You are dead to me, Gareth Bale.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41Look, there's a very easy way to get me to play for your team.
0:08:41 > 0:08:42How?
0:08:43 > 0:08:44Support Wales.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46Can't do any worse than England.
0:08:47 > 0:08:48Support Wales?
0:08:48 > 0:08:50Gareth,
0:08:50 > 0:08:52I am a proud Englishman.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Support Wales!
0:08:54 > 0:08:57I've never heard anything more preposterous in my life.
0:08:57 > 0:08:58Three lions on a shirt, mate.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00That's me.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03Gareth? I was only joking!
0:09:04 > 0:09:06MUSIC: I Need A Hero by Bonnie Tyler
0:09:06 > 0:09:08# Ah, ah
0:09:08 > 0:09:11# Where have all the good men gone
0:09:11 > 0:09:13# And where are all the gods?
0:09:14 > 0:09:17# Where's the streetwise Hercules
0:09:17 > 0:09:20# To fight the rising odds?
0:09:21 > 0:09:24# Isn't there a white knight
0:09:24 > 0:09:25# Upon a fiery steed... #
0:09:25 > 0:09:27HE READS WELSH OFF BOARD
0:09:27 > 0:09:29HE HISSES
0:09:29 > 0:09:30What's wrong with you, boy?
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Ow!
0:09:33 > 0:09:34Is this absolutely necessary?
0:09:34 > 0:09:36Oh, you want to be Welsh, or what?
0:09:39 > 0:09:43# Ah, ah
0:09:43 > 0:09:46# Doo doo doo doo
0:09:46 > 0:09:49# Doo doo doo doo
0:09:49 > 0:09:51# Ah ah. #
0:09:51 > 0:09:52THEY SING IN HARMONY
0:09:59 > 0:10:01Abso-bloody-lutely.
0:10:05 > 0:10:08Now for one of our fundraising champions.
0:10:08 > 0:10:13Eight-year-old Maddy had seen the plight of refugees around the world on television.
0:10:13 > 0:10:16She wanted to do something to help,
0:10:16 > 0:10:19so she took on a very personal challenge.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26I decided to get my bike and
0:10:26 > 0:10:30cycle round to everybody in my class's house,
0:10:30 > 0:10:32to raise money.
0:10:32 > 0:10:36Which was a good idea until we realised quite how far it was.
0:10:37 > 0:10:41Maddy's friends were scattered across St Albans in Hertfordshire,
0:10:41 > 0:10:46so she'd need a support team - or her fit dad, Matt.
0:10:47 > 0:10:48I was a little concerned.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50I thought it was slightly mad at first,
0:10:50 > 0:10:52but then she sat down with Matt
0:10:52 > 0:10:56and spent many hours working out the logistics of it all.
0:10:58 > 0:11:02We set off about ten o'clock in the morning from outside the house,
0:11:02 > 0:11:05and went through the first few houses for about two hours.
0:11:06 > 0:11:08I cycled all the way,
0:11:08 > 0:11:11and my dad ran alongside me all the way.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14And we got some funny messages from people saying,
0:11:14 > 0:11:15"Don't let your dad slow you down."
0:11:17 > 0:11:18And then we did the last leg,
0:11:18 > 0:11:20which was about another three hours, in the afternoon.
0:11:20 > 0:11:24And my friends were quite supportive, and they...
0:11:24 > 0:11:29And they cheered me on and gave me cakes and little snacks like that.
0:11:29 > 0:11:32The fact that there were people lining the streets throughout,
0:11:32 > 0:11:34and beeping their horns,
0:11:34 > 0:11:39and literally giving us money as we went round was quite uplifting.
0:11:41 > 0:11:44I cycled about 18 miles.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47I stopped at 27 houses
0:11:47 > 0:11:50and raised more than £2,500.
0:11:52 > 0:11:55It was very tricky to keep going,
0:11:55 > 0:12:00and you always have the worry that you might have to stop
0:12:00 > 0:12:03and abandon your trip.
0:12:03 > 0:12:05I definitely suffered more than she did.
0:12:05 > 0:12:06Definitely.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09Well, he did quite well.
0:12:10 > 0:12:11She just wanted to do something,
0:12:11 > 0:12:13and I suppose that's what made me feel really proud,
0:12:13 > 0:12:14that it came from her.
0:12:14 > 0:12:17The motivation was her wanting to help other people,
0:12:17 > 0:12:19and, yeah, so, proud mum.
0:12:23 > 0:12:26Bang on, Maddie. Well done.
0:12:26 > 0:12:29And thanks to the efforts of people like you,
0:12:29 > 0:12:32lives are being changed both here in the UK
0:12:32 > 0:12:35and in the world's poorest countries.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38Earlier this year, I was asked to go to Sierra Leone
0:12:38 > 0:12:41to see exactly why your donations are so crucial.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43And what I saw there
0:12:43 > 0:12:45broke my heart.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47But thanks to your donations...
0:12:48 > 0:12:50..things are changing.
0:12:56 > 0:12:59This is Bomeh dump in Sierra Leone.
0:13:01 > 0:13:04And I have never seen anything like it in my life.
0:13:07 > 0:13:09Lost for words.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15Usman is five years old,
0:13:15 > 0:13:18and he works on this rubbish dump every single day.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24In fact, he has never known a life outside of it,
0:13:24 > 0:13:29because Usman and his family actually live on the dump.
0:13:33 > 0:13:38The kid is finding plastics, rubber, and the dad will sell it.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40What can he do with the money?
0:13:40 > 0:13:41The money?
0:13:41 > 0:13:45They buy food so the little one will survive.
0:13:45 > 0:13:48The money, the father used to buy food
0:13:48 > 0:13:51for them to survive, to live on.
0:13:51 > 0:13:52You have to eat.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54I want to leave this dump site.
0:13:54 > 0:13:56I want to live a better life.
0:13:56 > 0:13:58Hassan, do you think that will ever happen for you?
0:13:58 > 0:14:00HE SPEAKS OWN LANGUAGE
0:14:05 > 0:14:07He is not even thinking if that will ever happen
0:14:07 > 0:14:09for him in his lifetime.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18Thanks to your donations,
0:14:18 > 0:14:21things have changed for Hassan and his family.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27They're no longer living on the dump.
0:14:27 > 0:14:30Your donations have provided them with a home.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34They now live in relative safety.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37And they now have hope.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53Hassan has a business grant
0:14:53 > 0:14:56that allows him to find work away from the dump,
0:14:56 > 0:15:00enabling him to provide for his family.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03His children have been enrolled into school for the first time.
0:15:05 > 0:15:08They've been able to leave their toxic life on the dump.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12Their future is completely different.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16And it's all thanks to your generosity.
0:15:16 > 0:15:17Thank you!
0:15:18 > 0:15:20Thank you.
0:15:22 > 0:15:26I can't even begin to explain how it makes me feel,
0:15:26 > 0:15:28seeing Hassan and his family off that dump.
0:15:29 > 0:15:32He said he didn't think it would happen in his lifetime.
0:15:32 > 0:15:36But thanks to your generosity, it has.
0:15:36 > 0:15:39Now, whilst you were fundraising at home,
0:15:39 > 0:15:42three brave celebrities were challenging themselves
0:15:42 > 0:15:45to complete some truly impressive challenges.
0:15:47 > 0:15:53First up, Jo Brand walked 135 miles coast-to-coast,
0:15:53 > 0:15:56Humber to Liverpool, and it was tough.
0:15:58 > 0:16:02I'm doing this on behalf of all the portly, middle-aged women in the country
0:16:02 > 0:16:07who need to get up off their bums and live a bit longer.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09I'm really fit,
0:16:09 > 0:16:11in both senses of the word.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13The top of my leg's hurting.
0:16:13 > 0:16:14I'm just living with it.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16Deputy mayor. Hello, deputy mayor.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18She won't walk with me. She's asked me to come,
0:16:18 > 0:16:21- and then basically, she's blanking me.- Sorry.
0:16:21 > 0:16:23- She's in pain.- Ow!
0:16:23 > 0:16:25She's tired. And she's got a very long way to go.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27I can do another day without crying.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30Hey, Jo! Do you want this?
0:16:30 > 0:16:31I'd love it!
0:16:34 > 0:16:35It's not raining yet.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37Woohoo!
0:16:37 > 0:16:38What is this all about?
0:16:38 > 0:16:40Thank you.
0:16:41 > 0:16:42How are you?
0:16:42 > 0:16:44And I'm absolutely exhausted.
0:16:46 > 0:16:50It was so fantastic to walk across a massive swathe of the country...
0:16:50 > 0:16:52Congratulations, Jo!
0:16:52 > 0:16:55..and see just how generous people are.
0:16:58 > 0:17:02Next up, Radio 1 DJ Greg James,
0:17:02 > 0:17:05who invented something known as the Gregathlon.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10Five triathlons in five cities in five days.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12It's so not normal to do this.
0:17:12 > 0:17:13I'm panicking.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15I'm numb.
0:17:15 > 0:17:16Aah!
0:17:18 > 0:17:19CHEERING
0:17:19 > 0:17:20So this is day two.
0:17:20 > 0:17:23We are currently driving to the location in Cardiff.
0:17:25 > 0:17:27The undercarriage is going!
0:17:27 > 0:17:28HE GASPS
0:17:28 > 0:17:29Aaah!
0:17:29 > 0:17:31Day three, Glasgow.
0:17:35 > 0:17:36Let's go. Stand up!
0:17:37 > 0:17:39That was just horrendous.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44Sheffield, famous for being built on seven hills.
0:17:44 > 0:17:45Looking forward to those.
0:17:45 > 0:17:48Here I am, I'm doing the swim and I'm doing the run today,
0:17:48 > 0:17:49so it's nice to help out a mate.
0:17:52 > 0:17:54One more swim.
0:17:54 > 0:17:56Let's just hope it goes slightly better than Glasgow.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59I don't know how the legs are still going, but they are.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01Ten miles, and then we're done.
0:18:01 > 0:18:04Five triathlons in five days in five cities.
0:18:09 > 0:18:13And finally, Eddie Izzard defied the impossible
0:18:13 > 0:18:16by battling the South African elements
0:18:16 > 0:18:20to run an incredible 27 marathons
0:18:20 > 0:18:22in 27 days.
0:18:23 > 0:18:25Why 27 marathons?
0:18:27 > 0:18:30Nelson Mandela was in prison for 27 years.
0:18:30 > 0:18:33So I thought, "I will run 27 marathons in 27 days."
0:18:33 > 0:18:36MUSIC: Runnin' (Lose It All) by Naughty Boy ft Beyonce
0:18:36 > 0:18:37# Runnin', runnin', runnin', runnin'
0:18:37 > 0:18:40# Runnin', runnin', runnin', runnin'... #
0:18:40 > 0:18:41Thank you.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43# Ain't runnin' from myself no more
0:18:43 > 0:18:46# Together we'll win it all... #
0:18:46 > 0:18:48It's 39, baby.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51Illness left him with the extraordinary challenge
0:18:51 > 0:18:55of having to complete two marathons on the final day,
0:18:55 > 0:18:59enabling him to finish live on air during the Sport Relief Games show.
0:19:01 > 0:19:03- And we've got some exciting news, haven't we?- Yeah.
0:19:03 > 0:19:06Because we think we can cross live to South Africa
0:19:06 > 0:19:07to speak to Eddie Izzard now.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09One marathon this morning.
0:19:09 > 0:19:11This is my second marathon.
0:19:11 > 0:19:13I'm trying to finish.
0:19:13 > 0:19:14I'm trying to finish.
0:19:14 > 0:19:18- Come on! Here he comes!- Come on, Eddie!- Go on, Eddie, go on, Eddie.
0:19:20 > 0:19:23This is absolutely fantastic, that we've got these pictures now.
0:19:23 > 0:19:24Do you know what?
0:19:24 > 0:19:27After doing two marathons today, and 27,
0:19:27 > 0:19:31to finish with two flights of stairs, that just seems too painful,
0:19:31 > 0:19:32but this is it!
0:19:32 > 0:19:33# Runnin', runnin'
0:19:33 > 0:19:35# Ain't runnin' from myself no more... #
0:19:35 > 0:19:36He's done it!
0:19:36 > 0:19:37APPLAUSE
0:19:38 > 0:19:39Amazing!
0:19:41 > 0:19:43Eddie, you're live on BBC One.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45Well done.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47Tell us, how on earth did you make it?
0:19:51 > 0:19:53Together, they raised an incredible
0:19:53 > 0:19:59£4,938,558.
0:20:04 > 0:20:09Wow. Thanks to them, and thanks to you for your support.
0:20:09 > 0:20:11It truly changes lives.
0:20:13 > 0:20:16Here in the UK, your money is helping people like Fortu,
0:20:16 > 0:20:18who has mental health problems.
0:20:18 > 0:20:19Depression just comes to you.
0:20:19 > 0:20:23It doesn't ask you, "Do you want to feel depressed today?
0:20:23 > 0:20:25"It is Tuesday, let's feel depressed."
0:20:25 > 0:20:26That is not the way goes.
0:20:27 > 0:20:31She is now being offered support for a project that your donations fund.
0:20:34 > 0:20:38Sean's dad and soul mate died suddenly last year,
0:20:38 > 0:20:41leaving him angry and withdrawn.
0:20:41 > 0:20:46I didn't really talk to my mum about, like, how I felt.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48I felt upset and...
0:20:51 > 0:20:53..sad.
0:20:53 > 0:20:58But a project funded by you has helped him deal with emotions
0:20:58 > 0:21:02and the pain of losing a loved one at such a young age.
0:21:02 > 0:21:05Sean is now excelling in sport,
0:21:05 > 0:21:07and he has aimed to do a race in memory of his dad,
0:21:07 > 0:21:09so, good luck, boy.
0:21:10 > 0:21:14Your Sport Relief donations have helped more than 1,000 projects
0:21:14 > 0:21:18here in the UK, and those are just two of them.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20Now we've seen the epic lengths that Jo Brand,
0:21:20 > 0:21:24Greg James and Eddie Izzard went to to raise money.
0:21:24 > 0:21:25Of course, some celebrities
0:21:25 > 0:21:28didn't want to do quite such a big challenge.
0:21:28 > 0:21:29You can't blame them, really.
0:21:29 > 0:21:33So they opted for the slightly easier option, but one we all loved.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35The Clash of the Titans.
0:21:39 > 0:21:41'Tonight, we have two teams,
0:21:41 > 0:21:44'and one of them is going to be crowned
0:21:44 > 0:21:49'Clash of the Titans champions 2016.'
0:21:49 > 0:21:51Flintoff, eat my dust.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53What is the secret?
0:21:53 > 0:21:55You've just got to pedal fast, haven't you?
0:21:55 > 0:21:58Rowing, just splashing about in the water, isn't it?
0:21:58 > 0:22:03'And we have a fall. And Hugh Dennis is down.
0:22:03 > 0:22:05'And it's the sprint for the line this time.
0:22:07 > 0:22:10'And Freddie Flintoff is a two-time winner.'
0:22:14 > 0:22:17Next up, we've got synchronised swimming.
0:22:18 > 0:22:23'For Team Redgrave, Will Young!'
0:22:23 > 0:22:27I am the merman of the synchronised swimming world.
0:22:28 > 0:22:29And judge number three?
0:22:30 > 0:22:328!
0:22:32 > 0:22:34It's a clean sweep of 8s!
0:22:37 > 0:22:40'Ladies and gentlemen, Russell Kane!'
0:22:42 > 0:22:45I'm going to control the water. I wouldn't be surprised
0:22:45 > 0:22:49if I grew fins or webbing during the performance.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51It's a 10!
0:22:51 > 0:22:53It's a 10.
0:22:53 > 0:22:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:23:00 > 0:23:02This is an interesting one.
0:23:02 > 0:23:03It requires athleticism.
0:23:03 > 0:23:06It requires sporting prowess.
0:23:06 > 0:23:10Good tumbling skills, and look at the control with the ball.
0:23:12 > 0:23:14Real expressive performance here.
0:23:16 > 0:23:18Loads of expression.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20And a bit of skill as well.
0:23:21 > 0:23:24Great work with the hoop.
0:23:24 > 0:23:26Wow, how ambitious is that?
0:23:32 > 0:23:35Look at the tears here. Freddie, that was an emotional performance.
0:23:35 > 0:23:38I just thought that transmitted to the judges.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40I'll be honest with you, I put my heart, soul,
0:23:40 > 0:23:42everything into that.
0:23:45 > 0:23:47It's a 10!
0:23:47 > 0:23:48CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:23:52 > 0:23:58We are about to see two prime cuts of human man go head-to-head.
0:24:00 > 0:24:03The big man from Bolton in blue.
0:24:03 > 0:24:05The masterful man McFly there.
0:24:05 > 0:24:08He's got that Strictly Come Dancing footwork.
0:24:08 > 0:24:10He got the point!
0:24:10 > 0:24:14See the small man wins against the bigger man.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16Team Flintoff with a 1-point lead
0:24:16 > 0:24:20going into the final event in the team triathlon.
0:24:20 > 0:24:23This is event is so short, you just do not hold back.
0:24:23 > 0:24:26It's all about pure speed.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28He is leading for Team Flintoff.
0:24:30 > 0:24:31They are off!
0:24:31 > 0:24:33Flintoff on the left-hand side.
0:24:33 > 0:24:35And it is Dan Snow on the right-hand side.
0:24:35 > 0:24:36Look at the effort here.
0:24:36 > 0:24:39Fantastic effort from Freddie Flintoff.
0:24:39 > 0:24:40But coming back is Snow.
0:24:40 > 0:24:43Snow is coming back very fast indeed.
0:24:43 > 0:24:46Can he make it? On the far side, get your head down, Dan Snow.
0:24:46 > 0:24:50Five metres to go, and it looks like it may well be Freddie Flintoff is
0:24:50 > 0:24:54going to win, what a fantastic race it was, and so close in the end.
0:24:56 > 0:24:59Really well done to all the Titans there.
0:24:59 > 0:25:02Although it is going to take me quite some time to get over
0:25:02 > 0:25:05Omid with his hoop in the gymnastics.
0:25:05 > 0:25:07Know what I mean?
0:25:07 > 0:25:11Another highlight of the night was when Idris Elba gave us a one-off,
0:25:11 > 0:25:14very special episode of Luther.
0:25:14 > 0:25:17MUSIC: LUTHER THEME
0:25:25 > 0:25:27Look, have you called forensics?
0:25:29 > 0:25:31Yeah. All right, look...
0:25:31 > 0:25:33Hold on, I've got a call.
0:25:35 > 0:25:37Mummy? You all right?
0:25:37 > 0:25:40Yeah, no, I know. Cousin Adam is running, I know.
0:25:40 > 0:25:42100 metres, yeah. I'm coming.
0:25:42 > 0:25:44Yeah, yeah, I'm coming.
0:25:44 > 0:25:46I'm coming, all right?
0:25:46 > 0:25:48No, I'll be there in like a minute.
0:25:48 > 0:25:50All right, then, Mummy.
0:25:50 > 0:25:53All right. OK, yeah.
0:25:53 > 0:25:54No, no, I'm coming!
0:25:54 > 0:25:56I promise, yeah. Like in a minute.
0:25:56 > 0:25:58All right? Bye, Mummy.
0:25:58 > 0:25:59Bye. Bye.
0:26:01 > 0:26:03All right, listen, change of plans.
0:26:03 > 0:26:06I've got to go somewhere and I'll be there in a minute.
0:26:06 > 0:26:07What you mean, how long is a minute?
0:26:07 > 0:26:09It's longer than a jiffy!
0:26:11 > 0:26:12Hello?
0:26:12 > 0:26:13I'm here.
0:26:13 > 0:26:16# Ring, ring, ring and it's shut down
0:26:16 > 0:26:18# Ring, ring, ring and it's shut down. #
0:26:23 > 0:26:26- What you got there, fam? - It's a chicken.
0:26:26 > 0:26:27Well, right, bruv?
0:26:28 > 0:26:30It's dead.
0:26:30 > 0:26:31I am a detective.
0:26:31 > 0:26:33I'm trained to see that sort of stuff.
0:26:33 > 0:26:35- Hey, cuz.- You need to see this.
0:26:35 > 0:26:38Well, it's dead, bruv.
0:26:38 > 0:26:42Looks like it's been decapitated, innards removed, feet cut off.
0:26:42 > 0:26:44Possibly to prevent identification.
0:26:44 > 0:26:45You mean...? It's been...
0:26:45 > 0:26:48- Murdered.- Oh, boys, lads... - Murdered?
0:26:48 > 0:26:50Come on. Every I come home you do this.
0:26:50 > 0:26:51What's going on, John, bruv?
0:26:51 > 0:26:54Well, technically, you are right. It has been murdered.
0:26:54 > 0:26:56Not only that, its feathers have been pulled,
0:26:56 > 0:26:58trussed up with an elastic band.
0:26:58 > 0:27:00Looks like some kind of fetish killing.
0:27:00 > 0:27:02- Exactly what I was thinking. - Where did you find it, fam?
0:27:02 > 0:27:03It was at a supermarket, all right?
0:27:03 > 0:27:05- What about forensics?- Forensics?
0:27:05 > 0:27:07Mate, it was in the free-range section.
0:27:07 > 0:27:09- I just took it home.- Bruv, come on!
0:27:09 > 0:27:14Rule number one, you never remove the body from the scene of the crime
0:27:14 > 0:27:15until forensics have finished.
0:27:15 > 0:27:17You know this, bruv!
0:27:17 > 0:27:18Everybody knows that!
0:27:18 > 0:27:20- What are you doing? - Everybody knows that.
0:27:20 > 0:27:22- You seen this, cuz?- Yeah...
0:27:23 > 0:27:26It's like between a bantamweight and a featherweight.
0:27:26 > 0:27:27Good muscle tone.
0:27:27 > 0:27:29Good core stability. Must have been doing its plank work.
0:27:29 > 0:27:31Knocked out in the tenth round.
0:27:31 > 0:27:33- What's up, cuz?- Suspicious death.
0:27:34 > 0:27:36Again? Right, I'm telling Mummy.
0:27:36 > 0:27:38No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait!
0:27:38 > 0:27:40Why are you telling Mummy? Don't tell Mummy.
0:27:40 > 0:27:41Don't tell Mummy nothing.
0:27:41 > 0:27:43I've been backing you for the longest time, bruv.
0:27:43 > 0:27:46You can't keep bringing murdered things into the house!
0:27:46 > 0:27:48What's wrong with you?
0:27:48 > 0:27:49Move!
0:27:51 > 0:27:53(Just kill me. Whoa!)
0:27:53 > 0:27:55- Don't move it!- He's moving it again!
0:27:55 > 0:27:56What's the matter with him?
0:27:56 > 0:27:59On your head, mate? Do you want to start on this, yeah?
0:27:59 > 0:28:03It's got no head on it, fam. How's it going to get up for headers?
0:28:03 > 0:28:05Look, you cut off the feet, it's got no feet.
0:28:05 > 0:28:08How's it going to pass the ball round the midfield?
0:28:08 > 0:28:09Must be a Chelsea player, bruv.
0:28:09 > 0:28:12Would someone please cook the chicken!
0:28:12 > 0:28:14- Whoa, whoa, whoa. - What are you shouting for?
0:28:14 > 0:28:16What are you going mad for, bruv? What's wrong with you?
0:28:20 > 0:28:22John!
0:28:22 > 0:28:23I told you!
0:28:23 > 0:28:28Is this true? Did you bring the body of a homicide victim into my house?
0:28:28 > 0:28:30Mummy, it was a misunderstanding.
0:28:30 > 0:28:32Bruv, what were you thinking?
0:28:32 > 0:28:34I was just thinking, "Put an onion up its bum
0:28:34 > 0:28:35"and then stick it in the oven!"
0:28:35 > 0:28:37Oh, Jesus!
0:28:39 > 0:28:41Eight, nine, out!
0:28:41 > 0:28:43She's out of here. That's it. Done.
0:28:44 > 0:28:46John, look at me.
0:28:48 > 0:28:49I'm your brother.
0:28:50 > 0:28:52I love you.
0:28:52 > 0:28:53We all love you, bruv.
0:28:55 > 0:28:57Look at me.
0:28:57 > 0:28:59I am looking at you.
0:28:59 > 0:29:00Sometimes it's hard to tell.
0:29:00 > 0:29:02You do that thing with your eyes.
0:29:02 > 0:29:03What thing?
0:29:03 > 0:29:05Like you just smelled a fart.
0:29:08 > 0:29:10What has happened to you, John?
0:29:10 > 0:29:12Where's your humanity?
0:29:12 > 0:29:13Look, all I did was buy a chicken.
0:29:13 > 0:29:16Now, someone else killed it, I don't know who.
0:29:16 > 0:29:19But people kill chickens for other people.
0:29:19 > 0:29:21It's a business. It's called a butcher's.
0:29:21 > 0:29:24But that don't make it right, though, do it, John?
0:29:24 > 0:29:26- Your prints are all over it. - Of course my prints are all over it,
0:29:26 > 0:29:29because I picked it up to see how big it was for all of us.
0:29:29 > 0:29:31Mummy, what is the problem?
0:29:31 > 0:29:34- It's just a chicken.- It might just be a chicken to you, bruv,
0:29:34 > 0:29:37but it's someone's fam, someone's cuz, someone's bruv!
0:29:40 > 0:29:41Look, I did not kill the chicken.
0:29:41 > 0:29:43It was dead when I bought it.
0:29:43 > 0:29:44SHE SUCKS HER TEETH
0:29:44 > 0:29:46100 metres is on in a minute.
0:29:46 > 0:29:48- Cousin Adam is running.- OK, OK.
0:29:48 > 0:29:50Come on, Mum, he ain't never going to win.
0:29:50 > 0:29:54- Usain's in the line-up.- Louis, stop showing off and put on some clothes!
0:29:54 > 0:29:57I ain't showing off. Just doing my thing.
0:29:57 > 0:29:58Where's your tie, man?
0:29:58 > 0:30:02Hey, who needs a tie when you've got abs like mine?
0:30:02 > 0:30:05PHONE RINGS
0:30:07 > 0:30:08Luther.
0:30:10 > 0:30:12In a bit of a pickle,
0:30:12 > 0:30:14are we, John?
0:30:14 > 0:30:15HE SIGHS
0:30:15 > 0:30:16Alice.
0:30:18 > 0:30:21Intimidated by close family members
0:30:21 > 0:30:26driven by deep-seated feelings of jealousy who just want to destroy
0:30:26 > 0:30:28both you and your reputation?
0:30:30 > 0:30:31She says hi.
0:30:35 > 0:30:37They just want to be you, John.
0:30:37 > 0:30:41Running around, solving major crimes,
0:30:41 > 0:30:45while still having time for the odd casual fling.
0:30:47 > 0:30:50Alice, you are not being fair, all right? My family want the best for me.
0:30:52 > 0:30:55Well, just say the word,
0:30:55 > 0:30:59and poof, they're all gone.
0:30:59 > 0:31:02No, no, no, don't you kill 'em.
0:31:03 > 0:31:05(It's all right.)
0:31:05 > 0:31:07THEY SIGH
0:31:07 > 0:31:11I've got to go. My cousin is running the 100 metres against Usain Bolt.
0:31:11 > 0:31:12He hasn't got a chance, though.
0:31:13 > 0:31:15We'll see.
0:31:17 > 0:31:20Look, John, bruv, we can work this out.
0:31:20 > 0:31:22I mean, we got off on the wrong foot, that's all, cuz.
0:31:22 > 0:31:24I mean, we are all fam, cuz.
0:31:24 > 0:31:27- Bruv.- Yeah, I mean, murder, torture, evidence, guilt,
0:31:27 > 0:31:29these are all just words.
0:31:29 > 0:31:32Meaningless. Inconsequential.
0:31:32 > 0:31:34Vapid, really, vapid.
0:31:34 > 0:31:38- That's a word, vapid.- As long as you still love your mother.
0:31:38 > 0:31:41- I love you, Mummy.- That's my boy!
0:31:42 > 0:31:44All right. Mum, Mum.
0:31:44 > 0:31:45Mum, Mum!
0:31:45 > 0:31:47- The coat.- OK.
0:31:51 > 0:31:54- STEVE CRAM:- Only five British men still have gone under ten seconds...
0:31:54 > 0:31:59- I have the chicken, I have the chicken.- Yay!- Yes!- Woo hoo!
0:32:01 > 0:32:04'Well, the latest news on the Olympic 100 metre heats is that
0:32:04 > 0:32:08'Usain Bolt has mysteriously disappeared, and will not be competing.'
0:32:18 > 0:32:22- Oh.- You're no champion if you don't beat me.
0:32:24 > 0:32:26I will get you.
0:32:28 > 0:32:31All right. Let's get rid of the evidence.
0:32:31 > 0:32:32Who wants a leg?
0:32:32 > 0:32:35Mummy, leg.
0:32:35 > 0:32:37Cut it off.
0:32:37 > 0:32:39- Good luck.- Oh!
0:32:40 > 0:32:42Just watch, yeah. Just watch.
0:32:42 > 0:32:45MUSIC: LUTHER THEME
0:32:50 > 0:32:53Whilst Luther was disposing of the evidence,
0:32:53 > 0:32:56a group from Unite students took to two wheels,
0:32:56 > 0:32:59raising a huge amount of money for Sport Relief.
0:33:04 > 0:33:07We cycled 1,052 miles through Scotland and England.
0:33:09 > 0:33:11Such a big achievement, doing it all in one.
0:33:11 > 0:33:13I hadn't really done much long riding before that.
0:33:13 > 0:33:15So this was a big challenge for me.
0:33:20 > 0:33:22You've got to give it a go. It's really worthy and, you know,
0:33:22 > 0:33:25you get to the end and it's just such a good atmosphere with all the guys.
0:33:27 > 0:33:29A different person struggled for different reasons every day.
0:33:29 > 0:33:31It became all about finishing.
0:33:31 > 0:33:35If we finished a day in two groups, you'd find that the first group
0:33:35 > 0:33:37hadn't gone into the hotel to get warm.
0:33:37 > 0:33:40They'd be outside waiting for the second group to arrive.
0:33:40 > 0:33:42But actually, a few cities we were going through,
0:33:42 > 0:33:43stopping at traffic lights.
0:33:43 > 0:33:46We were all there in our bright blue jackets, big group of 12 of us.
0:33:46 > 0:33:48And people are saying, "What are you doing?"
0:33:48 > 0:33:50We said, "We're raising money for Sport Relief."
0:33:50 > 0:33:54People started handing us coins and notes, and throwing them in our back pockets of our jerseys.
0:33:55 > 0:33:58We challenged ourselves to raise £1 for every mile that we cycled.
0:33:58 > 0:34:00All our friends and family got right behind us,
0:34:00 > 0:34:04really supported us and we smashed it and raised an amazing £50,000.
0:34:04 > 0:34:08We had snow, we had rain, we had sleet.
0:34:08 > 0:34:10I've done other challenges in the past,
0:34:10 > 0:34:12but this was by far much bigger and better.
0:34:14 > 0:34:20I can sum this trip up in three words - camaraderie, inspirational,
0:34:20 > 0:34:22and a little bit emotional.
0:34:24 > 0:34:27I felt relief once I crossed the line.
0:34:27 > 0:34:30I look back now, there's not a day that I don't think about it.
0:34:30 > 0:34:32I still miss it. I'd still be...
0:34:32 > 0:34:35- Sorry.- He's crying.
0:34:38 > 0:34:40Do you want a hug?
0:34:40 > 0:34:42No, it was life-changing.
0:34:42 > 0:34:44It really was.
0:34:47 > 0:34:49Ah, what a legend.
0:34:49 > 0:34:53Well done, mate. And thanks to every single one of you who raised money.
0:34:53 > 0:34:58That money has already changed the lives of two little boys I met earlier this year.
0:34:58 > 0:35:01They wanted to become lawyers when I first met them.
0:35:01 > 0:35:04And that looked like an impossible dream.
0:35:08 > 0:35:11This is Marbella slum in Freetown.
0:35:11 > 0:35:14It's a bustling community, and home to thousands of people.
0:35:16 > 0:35:18But when the Ebola epidemic hit,
0:35:18 > 0:35:21this once vibrant place changed overnight.
0:35:22 > 0:35:26With people living so close to each other and in overcrowded homes,
0:35:26 > 0:35:29the deadly virus spread quickly.
0:35:30 > 0:35:32Mama!
0:35:32 > 0:35:35People became really scared.
0:35:35 > 0:35:39They were suspicious and even afraid of clinics and treatment centres.
0:35:40 > 0:35:44The ones who suffered most were children.
0:35:44 > 0:35:47I see why something like Ebola would hit a place like this.
0:35:48 > 0:35:50How can you avoid it with this?
0:35:50 > 0:35:52It's petrifying.
0:35:55 > 0:35:5912-year-old Mohammed and his little brother Musa
0:35:59 > 0:36:02witnessed some terrible things.
0:36:02 > 0:36:06As the only two surviving members of their entire family,
0:36:06 > 0:36:10they saw relative after relative be taken off to a treatment centre,
0:36:10 > 0:36:12never to see them again.
0:36:13 > 0:36:16With so many of their family having died from the virus,
0:36:16 > 0:36:19other people within the community
0:36:19 > 0:36:22became suspicious that the boys may have it, too.
0:36:39 > 0:36:43Although they did catch Ebola, the boys survived,
0:36:43 > 0:36:46now they're back at home and being supported by their mum's best friend.
0:36:50 > 0:36:52Why can't you go to school now?
0:36:56 > 0:36:59If you think about it, just two children.
0:36:59 > 0:37:01All they want to do is go to school.
0:37:01 > 0:37:04They just want to go to school and learn and better themselves,
0:37:04 > 0:37:06and they can't. They can't do it.
0:37:06 > 0:37:10They haven't got that option. That's it, end of.
0:37:13 > 0:37:15Now, thanks to your donations,
0:37:15 > 0:37:18these two boys have a future ahead of them.
0:37:19 > 0:37:24Their lives were shattered when both their parents died from Ebola.
0:37:24 > 0:37:27Now, they're living with the family of their mum's best friend and
0:37:27 > 0:37:30they're back in school. And they're thriving.
0:37:37 > 0:37:39Your money has bought books,
0:37:39 > 0:37:44school uniforms and paid for the school fees for these two young boys.
0:37:46 > 0:37:50Hopefully to allow them a future that they never dreamt possible.
0:37:53 > 0:37:56And that's why we need your support.
0:37:56 > 0:37:59That's why we are so grateful.
0:37:59 > 0:38:00Thank you.
0:38:00 > 0:38:02Now, without a doubt,
0:38:02 > 0:38:06one of the biggest highlights of Sport Relief this year was when
0:38:06 > 0:38:10Michael Crawford agreed to put his beret back on and cause carnage in a
0:38:10 > 0:38:15one-off special. So sit back and enjoy another chance to see it.
0:38:17 > 0:38:20THEME MUSIC PLAYS
0:38:35 > 0:38:38PHONE RINGS
0:38:38 > 0:38:41I'd better pull over, I don't want to have an accident.
0:38:44 > 0:38:47Hello, this is Mr Frank Spencer speaking.
0:38:47 > 0:38:50I am he. Who may I ask is calling?
0:38:50 > 0:38:53You know it's me, it says my name.
0:38:53 > 0:38:55Oh, yes!
0:38:55 > 0:38:57Am I up your end too?
0:38:58 > 0:39:00Frank.
0:39:00 > 0:39:04Where are you? You were supposed to be here half an hour ago!
0:39:04 > 0:39:06You're going to miss our daughter's big race.
0:39:06 > 0:39:08Don't worry. I'll be there.
0:39:08 > 0:39:12I've just got to pop in to get Jessica some good luck flowers.
0:39:12 > 0:39:13Well, be quick.
0:39:13 > 0:39:15Don't fluster me, Betty.
0:39:15 > 0:39:18You know how easily flustered I get lately.
0:39:18 > 0:39:21What with me going through the change.
0:39:23 > 0:39:25Men don't go through the change, Frank.
0:39:25 > 0:39:28Well, how else would you explain my recent erotic behaviour?
0:39:30 > 0:39:32I think you mean erratic, Frank.
0:39:32 > 0:39:35And will you please just hurry up?
0:39:42 > 0:39:43Stop!
0:39:43 > 0:39:44Stop!
0:39:48 > 0:39:51Betty! Help!
0:39:51 > 0:39:53Oh. Get out the way!
0:39:55 > 0:39:56The brakes don't work! Oh!
0:39:56 > 0:39:58HORNS BLARE
0:39:58 > 0:40:00CRASH!
0:40:00 > 0:40:02Oh!
0:40:02 > 0:40:05Your windbag's just gone off.
0:40:06 > 0:40:09Do you know how much this car is worth?
0:40:09 > 0:40:10Well, this one wasn't cheap.
0:40:10 > 0:40:12It's in better condition, too.
0:40:12 > 0:40:14Are you serious?
0:40:14 > 0:40:15Indeed I were.
0:40:15 > 0:40:17And might I suggest
0:40:17 > 0:40:21that you take your driving a little more seriously in future?
0:40:21 > 0:40:23I'm guessing you don't know what I do for a living?
0:40:23 > 0:40:27You may have a new car and fancy yourself as king of the road,
0:40:27 > 0:40:29but you're no Jenson Mutton.
0:40:31 > 0:40:35As my mother always said, "Mirror, signal, manoeuvre."
0:40:35 > 0:40:37You know it is a must.
0:40:37 > 0:40:40If you can't drive without making a fuss,
0:40:40 > 0:40:43then give up your car and get on a bus!
0:40:45 > 0:40:47MUSIC: Bicycle Race by Queen
0:40:49 > 0:40:50# I want to ride my... #
0:40:50 > 0:40:51Jessica!
0:40:52 > 0:40:54Jessica!
0:40:54 > 0:40:55Um, me?
0:40:55 > 0:40:57No, not you.
0:40:57 > 0:40:58Sorry.
0:40:58 > 0:40:59Big fan, though!
0:41:01 > 0:41:03Jessica Spencer!
0:41:03 > 0:41:05Ah...
0:41:09 > 0:41:10Ooh.
0:41:10 > 0:41:11What am I like?
0:41:13 > 0:41:15Hi, Mum! Where's Dad?
0:41:15 > 0:41:17He's not here.
0:41:17 > 0:41:20But I'm sure he'll get here, one way or another!
0:41:26 > 0:41:27Excuse me, madam.
0:41:28 > 0:41:32Would it be possible to borrow your helmet?
0:41:32 > 0:41:34In the interests of health and safety,
0:41:34 > 0:41:37I'm concerned about my cranium.
0:41:37 > 0:41:38Thank you.
0:41:41 > 0:41:43I promise I'll get it back to you.
0:41:43 > 0:41:45Do you live locally?
0:41:46 > 0:41:47Do you have a place of work?
0:41:50 > 0:41:52Have you just arrived in our country?
0:41:52 > 0:41:55- I work in London.- Oh, good!
0:41:55 > 0:41:58Then you haven't got far to go.
0:41:58 > 0:42:00You hardly need a bike.
0:42:00 > 0:42:02I'm Boris Johnson.
0:42:02 > 0:42:03Oh.
0:42:03 > 0:42:05Have you heard of me?
0:42:05 > 0:42:06No.
0:42:08 > 0:42:11It's been nice chatting, but I must dash.
0:42:11 > 0:42:13As my mother always said...
0:42:15 > 0:42:17I've forgotten that, too.
0:42:17 > 0:42:19But I'm sure she was right.
0:42:20 > 0:42:22Goodbye, Doris!
0:42:27 > 0:42:31So if you'll just tell Ringo that I won't be able to get there.
0:42:31 > 0:42:33BICYCLE BELL Get out, get out!
0:42:33 > 0:42:35Oh, sorry!
0:42:37 > 0:42:39Bloody kids!
0:42:39 > 0:42:41BICYCLE BELL Excuse me!
0:42:41 > 0:42:43Hey, watch out!
0:42:43 > 0:42:45Arsene, can you believe that?
0:42:45 > 0:42:46I can't comment. I didn't see.
0:42:49 > 0:42:50Ooh!
0:42:52 > 0:42:54CRASHING, SIREN
0:43:01 > 0:43:03Betty!
0:43:03 > 0:43:05PHONE RINGS Help!
0:43:07 > 0:43:09Hello?
0:43:09 > 0:43:11This is Mr Frank Spencer speaking.
0:43:11 > 0:43:13Frank, where are you?
0:43:13 > 0:43:15All the signs are upside down!
0:43:16 > 0:43:18Bonelemary.
0:43:19 > 0:43:21I think I might be in France, Betty.
0:43:23 > 0:43:26Frank, Jessica's race starts in one minute.
0:43:26 > 0:43:28You just have to get your skates on.
0:43:28 > 0:43:30Oh.
0:43:30 > 0:43:31Excuse me!
0:43:33 > 0:43:36MUSIC: Keep On Running by Spencer Davis Group
0:43:36 > 0:43:38# Keep on hiding...
0:43:40 > 0:43:43# One fine day I'm gonna be the one... #
0:43:43 > 0:43:45Whoa!
0:43:45 > 0:43:47Here we go again!
0:43:47 > 0:43:49# I'm gonna be your man
0:43:52 > 0:43:54# Keep on running... #
0:43:55 > 0:43:57Argh!
0:43:59 > 0:44:01Well, we're nearing the end of this world record hour attempt
0:44:01 > 0:44:05from Sir Bradley Wiggins, Chris, and it is truly unbelievable from him.
0:44:08 > 0:44:09He's absolutely flying.
0:44:09 > 0:44:11- ALARM - If he can keep this up the record is on.
0:44:11 > 0:44:14- COMMENTATOR:- Just three laps away from the record.
0:44:17 > 0:44:20What on earth is going on here?
0:44:20 > 0:44:21Get out the way!
0:44:21 > 0:44:23Oh, look! Dad's here.
0:44:23 > 0:44:25What is he like?
0:44:25 > 0:44:29- SIR CHRIS HOY:- Well, somehow despite the unscheduled interruption,
0:44:29 > 0:44:31Sir Brad is still on for the record.
0:44:31 > 0:44:33He's got one lap to go, he's almost there.
0:44:35 > 0:44:36Hello, Mr Wiggins.
0:44:37 > 0:44:39Get off.
0:44:39 > 0:44:40It's Sir.
0:44:42 > 0:44:43Hello, Mr Wiggins.
0:44:43 > 0:44:45Sir.
0:44:45 > 0:44:46How is he holding on?
0:44:46 > 0:44:48FRANK SCREAMS
0:44:48 > 0:44:51No! Have you seen Jessica Spencer?
0:44:51 > 0:44:52No, I haven't. Get off.
0:44:52 > 0:44:54I think I'm having a hot flush.
0:44:54 > 0:44:56FRANK SCREAMS
0:44:56 > 0:44:58Oh, there they are!
0:44:59 > 0:45:01- Here, Betty!- Truly unbelievable!
0:45:01 > 0:45:03FRANK SCREAMS
0:45:05 > 0:45:07- Ooh!- Ooh!
0:45:07 > 0:45:09New balls, please.
0:45:11 > 0:45:13Excuse me!
0:45:13 > 0:45:14I'm a married man.
0:45:17 > 0:45:18Now what's happening here?
0:45:18 > 0:45:20Get out the way! Get out the way!
0:45:22 > 0:45:23Oh!
0:45:23 > 0:45:27CLARE BALDING: That is an absolute disaster for Bradley Wiggins.
0:45:27 > 0:45:29Coach Dave Brailsford has got to be fuming.
0:45:30 > 0:45:33- Did I win?- I've never seen anything like this before.
0:45:33 > 0:45:35'I can't believe after 42 years'
0:45:35 > 0:45:39that I'm actually bringing Frank back.
0:45:39 > 0:45:43But it is such a great cause that it was irresistible.
0:45:43 > 0:45:45The first thing he said to me was, "Look,
0:45:45 > 0:45:48"I will only do this if I'm able to do all my own stunts."
0:45:48 > 0:45:52And for a man who's in his early 70s, it's absolutely incredible.
0:45:52 > 0:45:54Everything we do is a little risky.
0:45:54 > 0:45:55But I don't get scared doing it.
0:45:55 > 0:45:58- Now that's good.- Because then I'd have too much fear and I wouldn't
0:45:58 > 0:46:00- be able to do it at all. - Oh, and all the way up.
0:46:00 > 0:46:03Look at that. 'It's an honour to be working with a living legend.'
0:46:03 > 0:46:04Try one more.
0:46:04 > 0:46:07Let's just hope he's still living at the end of the day!
0:46:07 > 0:46:08Action!
0:46:08 > 0:46:10The bus scene is very much an homage
0:46:10 > 0:46:13to a very famous scene back in the '70s.
0:46:14 > 0:46:16I've got some change this time.
0:46:16 > 0:46:19- I can't do it any faster than that. That's fast.- No, no, no, that's it.
0:46:19 > 0:46:21- We can do one more. - Let's try one more.
0:46:24 > 0:46:28Well, we had so many wonderful people that joined us,
0:46:28 > 0:46:31not least of which was Paul McCartney,
0:46:31 > 0:46:33who was a friend from way, way back.
0:46:33 > 0:46:35So if you just tell Ringo...
0:46:35 > 0:46:36Get out!
0:46:36 > 0:46:38Wow! Ow!
0:46:38 > 0:46:40- Sorry!- Bloody kids!
0:46:43 > 0:46:46Absolute privilege to do something with Michael Crawford,
0:46:46 > 0:46:48- he's been a hero of mine. - Do you live locally?
0:46:48 > 0:46:49Do you have a place of work?
0:46:49 > 0:46:51LAUGHTER
0:46:51 > 0:46:54Have you just arrived in our country?
0:46:54 > 0:46:55How are you, all right?
0:46:55 > 0:46:59'The last big stunt of the sketch is with Sir Bradley Wiggins,
0:46:59 > 0:47:02'which took a lot of training to get right.'
0:47:02 > 0:47:04- Action!- Hello, Mr Wiggins.
0:47:04 > 0:47:06It's Sir.
0:47:06 > 0:47:09He's a great sport, and we did about seven laps,
0:47:09 > 0:47:11and that's it till the night now.
0:47:13 > 0:47:15I don't know who was more scared,
0:47:15 > 0:47:17me towing him, a 74-year-old man along,
0:47:17 > 0:47:20or him holding on to me a week before the world championship.
0:47:20 > 0:47:21I'm ready!
0:47:22 > 0:47:24Wha...
0:47:24 > 0:47:25Frank!
0:47:26 > 0:47:28We had such an amazing team.
0:47:28 > 0:47:32And when we finally got it, there were tears in everyone's eyes,
0:47:32 > 0:47:36and it was just the most wonderful moment.
0:47:36 > 0:47:38It was really wonderful.
0:47:38 > 0:47:39Yeah.
0:47:43 > 0:47:45I think it's fair to say the man's a legend.
0:47:45 > 0:47:4874 and still doing his own stunts.
0:47:48 > 0:47:52A huge thank you to you, Michael, and also thank you to this next lot,
0:47:52 > 0:47:55who decided to play a five-a-side football match
0:47:55 > 0:47:59which lasted for an epic 57 hours.
0:48:02 > 0:48:03Yeah!
0:48:03 > 0:48:06By the time the battle of the five-a-sides was over,
0:48:06 > 0:48:11228 teams and over 1,100 players had taken part.
0:48:11 > 0:48:13Danny Jones, Josh Cuthbert
0:48:13 > 0:48:16and Rachel Riley joined the two captains
0:48:16 > 0:48:20in completing a mammoth, nonstop 12 hour stint.
0:48:20 > 0:48:22The weather was against them.
0:48:22 > 0:48:26The match was played through rain, sleet, high winds,
0:48:26 > 0:48:28with just a moment of sunshine.
0:48:28 > 0:48:30Team Shearer won,
0:48:30 > 0:48:33and the Premier League turned every £1 donated into a fiver.
0:48:35 > 0:48:38That money has gone to crucial projects, both here at home
0:48:38 > 0:48:40and around the world.
0:48:42 > 0:48:45And whilst they were battling the weather,
0:48:45 > 0:48:48a group of pensioners were battling the Scottish hills.
0:48:48 > 0:48:51MUSIC: Self Preservation Society by Quincy Jones
0:48:52 > 0:48:54I knew this was not a gentle walk,
0:48:54 > 0:48:56and I protested as loudly as I could.
0:48:58 > 0:49:02It's just a slight gradient, and then back into the pub.
0:49:02 > 0:49:04The weather wasn't too bad.
0:49:04 > 0:49:06I mean, we did get a few flurries of snow.
0:49:06 > 0:49:08This is Scotland, after all.
0:49:08 > 0:49:11It was about 5,000 plus feet climb.
0:49:14 > 0:49:16That's basically it.
0:49:16 > 0:49:19But it didn't kind of work out like that, did it?
0:49:19 > 0:49:21- No.- No. - LAUGHTER
0:49:23 > 0:49:25Six hills, 14 miles.
0:49:25 > 0:49:27Vertical.
0:49:27 > 0:49:28- Vertical...- Yeah, walks.
0:49:28 > 0:49:30Yeah. Sub-zero temperatures.
0:49:30 > 0:49:32- Yeah.- Snow.- Snow.
0:49:32 > 0:49:35- Mountain rescue.- Yeah.
0:49:35 > 0:49:37We only lost a couple, didn't we?
0:49:37 > 0:49:38LAUGHTER
0:49:38 > 0:49:39I may be some time!
0:49:41 > 0:49:43I enjoyed myself.
0:49:43 > 0:49:46No-one else did, but I enjoyed myself.
0:49:46 > 0:49:48LAUGHTER
0:49:50 > 0:49:53The full distance was about 14 miles.
0:49:53 > 0:49:58Erm, with about 5,500 feet of climb.
0:49:58 > 0:50:00I did feel that somebody had taken
0:50:00 > 0:50:04my legs and neatly tied a bow behind my head with them.
0:50:04 > 0:50:07And so, I was feeling a bit peculiar.
0:50:09 > 0:50:12The target was £500, initially.
0:50:12 > 0:50:15Because we're from a kind of folk scene background,
0:50:15 > 0:50:18so no-one's got any money.
0:50:18 > 0:50:19It ticks all the boxes.
0:50:19 > 0:50:23It raises money, it keeps us off the streets.
0:50:23 > 0:50:24THEY LAUGH
0:50:26 > 0:50:31It did help a lot, having a superstar in the climbing team,
0:50:31 > 0:50:33and also Barbara Dickson.
0:50:33 > 0:50:34LAUGHTER
0:50:39 > 0:50:42Just you wait, Henry Higgins!
0:50:42 > 0:50:46We raised £4,000 for Sport Relief.
0:50:46 > 0:50:49We set out to raise £500.
0:50:49 > 0:50:52Erm, so exceeded all our expectations.
0:50:52 > 0:50:55There is a theory that a lot of people were
0:50:55 > 0:51:00actually putting money in because they never thought they'd see us again.
0:51:00 > 0:51:03Everyone chatted all the way, people I'd never met before.
0:51:03 > 0:51:05Seven hours, not a minute silent.
0:51:05 > 0:51:07One of the best days of my life.
0:51:07 > 0:51:09Absolutely outstanding.
0:51:11 > 0:51:13Now, you don't have to be a singing superstar
0:51:13 > 0:51:16to get involved with raising money for all these good causes.
0:51:16 > 0:51:20Just like all the people we've seen, you too can get involved
0:51:20 > 0:51:23and do your bit to improve lives of people in the UK
0:51:23 > 0:51:25and around the world.
0:51:27 > 0:51:31Coming up in 2017, we've got a brand-new Red Nose Day.
0:51:31 > 0:51:34These lot are getting ready to make their laugh matter,
0:51:34 > 0:51:36and you can too.
0:51:36 > 0:51:40Sponsored challenges, baking, dancing, or dressing up.
0:51:41 > 0:51:45Join the fundraising crusade and get involved.
0:51:45 > 0:51:50Sign up now at...
0:51:55 > 0:51:59This year, we've faced the biggest refugee crisis of our time,
0:51:59 > 0:52:03with an unprecedented amount of people fleeing natural disasters
0:52:03 > 0:52:04and war.
0:52:04 > 0:52:09Families have been torn apart and children are far from home.
0:52:10 > 0:52:14Greg James went to Jordan to see what life was like for the refugees.
0:52:23 > 0:52:26So this is my first time in a refugee camp,
0:52:26 > 0:52:28and the thing that struck me the most,
0:52:28 > 0:52:32and immediately when I got here, is how desolate the landscape is.
0:52:32 > 0:52:34This is a desert.
0:52:34 > 0:52:38It's really isolated, it's really cold.
0:52:40 > 0:52:42Azraq refugee camp has been Aya,
0:52:42 > 0:52:46her daughter Alia and son Sami's home for nearly a year now,
0:52:46 > 0:52:48after they fled Homs in Syria.
0:53:02 > 0:53:05How did your life change when the crisis started?
0:53:58 > 0:54:01There are so many stories here of loved ones killed,
0:54:01 > 0:54:05homes destroyed and lives devastated.
0:54:05 > 0:54:07Ordinary people going about their daily lives
0:54:07 > 0:54:09who have lost everything.
0:54:10 > 0:54:12Now, we can't turn back the clock.
0:54:12 > 0:54:15What's happened has happened and the journeys these families have been on
0:54:15 > 0:54:17up to this point, they're done.
0:54:17 > 0:54:21We are where we are and they are where they are.
0:54:21 > 0:54:24But what we can do is help them from this point onwards,
0:54:24 > 0:54:27and believe me, they need help.
0:54:34 > 0:54:39Your donations have improved the living conditions of the refugees
0:54:39 > 0:54:40in those camps.
0:54:40 > 0:54:44Your generosity has given people roofs over their heads,
0:54:44 > 0:54:48given people hope, happiness and opportunity.
0:54:50 > 0:54:54Sport Relief 2016 was another record-breaking year.
0:54:54 > 0:54:56We cannot thank you enough.
0:54:58 > 0:55:00Here to play us out is James Bay
0:55:00 > 0:55:04with his beautiful performance of the Sport Relief single, Running.
0:55:05 > 0:55:08# When my heart
0:55:08 > 0:55:10# Is ready to burst
0:55:12 > 0:55:14# When the world
0:55:14 > 0:55:17# Spins in reverse
0:55:17 > 0:55:19# I'll keep running
0:55:23 > 0:55:26# To the place where I belong
0:55:31 > 0:55:34# When you go...
0:55:34 > 0:55:36# To turn down the light
0:55:37 > 0:55:40# And no-one's there
0:55:40 > 0:55:43# To hold you in the night
0:55:43 > 0:55:47# I'll keep running...
0:55:49 > 0:55:53# To the place where I belong
0:55:57 > 0:56:00# When you think...
0:56:00 > 0:56:03# You're on your own
0:56:03 > 0:56:05# I'm still coming home
0:56:10 > 0:56:13# And when our picture
0:56:13 > 0:56:15# Fades in the sun
0:56:16 > 0:56:20# And all the colours
0:56:20 > 0:56:23# Blur into one
0:56:23 > 0:56:26# I'll keep running...
0:56:29 > 0:56:32# To the place where I belong
0:56:37 > 0:56:40# When you think
0:56:40 > 0:56:43# You're on your own
0:56:43 > 0:56:45# I'm still coming home
0:56:50 > 0:56:54# When your hope...
0:56:54 > 0:56:55# Gets blinded
0:56:57 > 0:57:00# When you fold...
0:57:00 > 0:57:03# With the cards
0:57:04 > 0:57:07# No...
0:57:07 > 0:57:09# I'll never stop fighting
0:57:10 > 0:57:15# To get to where you are
0:57:17 > 0:57:18# Wherever we go
0:57:20 > 0:57:22# Whenever we go
0:57:23 > 0:57:25# Wherever we go
0:57:27 > 0:57:30# Oh...
0:57:30 > 0:57:33# Wherever we go
0:57:33 > 0:57:37# Wherever we go
0:57:37 > 0:57:40# Wherever we go...
0:57:43 > 0:57:47# When the lights...
0:57:47 > 0:57:49# Have faded to black
0:57:50 > 0:57:53# And only stars
0:57:53 > 0:57:56# Are guiding me back
0:57:56 > 0:57:59# I'll keep on running
0:58:02 > 0:58:06# To the place where I belong
0:58:10 > 0:58:13# When you think
0:58:13 > 0:58:16# You're on your own
0:58:16 > 0:58:18# I'm still coming home
0:58:24 > 0:58:26# When you think
0:58:26 > 0:58:29# You're on your own
0:58:29 > 0:58:32# I'm still coming home. #
0:58:39 > 0:58:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE