Nicholas Parsons

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05Childhood holidays - oh, the anticipation seemed endless!

0:00:05 > 0:00:09The holiday itself - well, it was over too quickly.

0:00:09 > 0:00:13So, in this series, I'm going to be reliving those wonderful times

0:00:13 > 0:00:15with some much-loved famous faces.

0:00:15 > 0:00:18This is a memory I will treasure.

0:00:18 > 0:00:21Every day, I'll be arranging a few surprises

0:00:21 > 0:00:23to transport them back in time.

0:00:23 > 0:00:25I feel as though we're about to go over the edge.

0:00:25 > 0:00:27Don't say that!

0:00:27 > 0:00:28We'll relive the fun...

0:00:28 > 0:00:31HE LAUGHS Whoa!

0:00:31 > 0:00:32Oh, no.

0:00:32 > 0:00:35..the games... THEY LAUGH

0:00:35 > 0:00:37..and the food of years gone by...

0:00:37 > 0:00:38Oh, I'm so excited.

0:00:38 > 0:00:41Oh, the taste - the taste of your childhood.

0:00:41 > 0:00:43SHE LAUGHS

0:00:43 > 0:00:45..to find out how those holidays around the UK

0:00:45 > 0:00:49helped shape the people we know so well today.

0:00:51 > 0:00:53Wah! Ha, ha, ha!

0:00:53 > 0:00:56So buckle up for Holiday Of My Lifetime.

0:00:56 > 0:00:58- Oh, yes! - Can you come on all my holidays?

0:00:58 > 0:01:00I'll come on them - yeah, of course I will.

0:01:02 > 0:01:05MUSIC: In The Mood by Glenn Miller

0:01:05 > 0:01:07On today's jaunt, I'm all dressed up

0:01:07 > 0:01:11and most definitely have a place to go.

0:01:11 > 0:01:13Eee! I am excited.

0:01:13 > 0:01:19Ladies and gentlemen, today's guest is a trademark national treasure.

0:01:19 > 0:01:21HE CHUCKLES

0:01:22 > 0:01:28He was born in Grantham, in 1923.

0:01:28 > 0:01:32Here he is on his holibobs with his mum and brother and sister.

0:01:32 > 0:01:35Oh, what a bright spark!

0:01:35 > 0:01:39One of his first breaks came in 1954

0:01:39 > 0:01:42on the radio show Much-Binding-in-the-Marsh.

0:01:42 > 0:01:45# Much-Binding-in-the-Marsh... #

0:01:45 > 0:01:48I used to love that show.

0:01:48 > 0:01:51He then went on to appear with comedian Arthur Haynes in the '60s.

0:01:51 > 0:01:53HE CHUCKLES

0:01:53 > 0:01:56He's been successful for so long, you could say

0:01:56 > 0:01:59he's the Sale Of The Century.

0:02:00 > 0:02:02We love him!

0:02:02 > 0:02:06Don't worry, you'll find out who it is really soon.

0:02:06 > 0:02:08Just a minute!

0:02:08 > 0:02:09Time's up.

0:02:09 > 0:02:15I'd like to announce without hesitation, deviation or repetition,

0:02:15 > 0:02:20we're off to meet legendary broadcaster Nicholas Parsons

0:02:20 > 0:02:24and I'm off to pick him up in this 1930 Wolseley,

0:02:24 > 0:02:28similar to the one that he would've gone off on his holidays in

0:02:28 > 0:02:30back in the day.

0:02:30 > 0:02:34Oh, Nicholas Parsons. He's one of my heroes.

0:02:34 > 0:02:36Oh, Nicholas!

0:02:44 > 0:02:48Nicholas Parsons grew up in the Lincolnshire town of Grantham.

0:02:48 > 0:02:52He lived with his brother, sister, mum Nell, a nurse,

0:02:52 > 0:02:55and dad, a doctor, Paul Parsons,

0:02:55 > 0:02:59who counted among his patients Margaret Thatcher's parents.

0:03:00 > 0:03:05After leaving school, Nicholas spent the next five years in Glasgow,

0:03:05 > 0:03:06training to be an engineer -

0:03:06 > 0:03:08but after World War II,

0:03:08 > 0:03:11he decided to become an actor instead,

0:03:11 > 0:03:14appearing in the West End, radio and movies.

0:03:14 > 0:03:18In the late '50s, he entered the world of TV comedy,

0:03:18 > 0:03:21then came the much-loved radio show Just A Minute,

0:03:21 > 0:03:25a show Nicholas has been presenting for the last 48 years.

0:03:25 > 0:03:28Welcome to Just A Minute.

0:03:28 > 0:03:32Add to that 12 years as the suave host of the Sale Of The Century

0:03:32 > 0:03:36and countless appearances on just about everything

0:03:36 > 0:03:39from Blankety Blank and Have I Got News For You

0:03:39 > 0:03:41to Doctor Who.

0:03:44 > 0:03:49Can you believe he's now 91 years old and still working?!

0:03:49 > 0:03:52So, if you ask me, he's well overdue for a holiday.

0:03:52 > 0:03:54Gosh, what is he driving? An old Wolseley!

0:03:54 > 0:03:56Good Lord.

0:03:58 > 0:03:59- Nicholas.- Len!

0:03:59 > 0:04:02I feel I should go into my dance routine now!

0:04:03 > 0:04:05- How lovely to see you. - Lovely to see you.

0:04:05 > 0:04:06Gosh, you're looking well.

0:04:06 > 0:04:08Well, I've been touring the country.

0:04:08 > 0:04:10I know you have. Wonderful.

0:04:10 > 0:04:13- Do you recognise this little beauty? - That's a Wolseley.- Yes.

0:04:13 > 0:04:15My father used to drive one of those

0:04:15 > 0:04:19and I think he used to...he towed the caravan down in one like that.

0:04:19 > 0:04:20- Really?- Yes.

0:04:20 > 0:04:24Well, they are tough enough to drive just as a car

0:04:24 > 0:04:25but towing it must have been...

0:04:25 > 0:04:28Oh, yes, it was quite an art. It was quite an art.

0:04:28 > 0:04:33Now, let me ask you - what year are we holidaying?

0:04:33 > 0:04:351939.

0:04:35 > 0:04:38Oh, so where are we off to today?

0:04:38 > 0:04:41Well, we're going to cross the ferry here at Sandbanks,

0:04:41 > 0:04:45along to a place called Greenlands, which was a camping site.

0:04:45 > 0:04:49It was run by an impoverished farmer and it was all...

0:04:49 > 0:04:53He gave it all over, there were tents and caravans and things there.

0:04:53 > 0:04:55It's called Studland. It's part of Studlands.

0:04:55 > 0:04:57Studland, the village, is just a little way beyond.

0:04:57 > 0:04:59Well, I'm looking forward to it.

0:04:59 > 0:05:03I'm looking forward to seeing it again. I haven't seen it since 1939.

0:05:03 > 0:05:08Well, it's 1939, I know it's the year war broke out, but...

0:05:08 > 0:05:12- I know.- But we're on holiday, so let's enjoy ourselves.

0:05:12 > 0:05:14- Right.- Here we go.

0:05:20 > 0:05:22Cruising the highways and byways of Dorset,

0:05:22 > 0:05:26our first stop will be the town of Poole, on England's south coast.

0:05:28 > 0:05:31We'll catch the ferry to Sandbanks and then onto Studland,

0:05:31 > 0:05:35which sits on the Isle of Purbeck, though technically speaking,

0:05:35 > 0:05:38it's not really an island, it's a peninsula.

0:05:38 > 0:05:40Oh, yes. Just a minute, here I come.

0:05:40 > 0:05:42No deviation from Lenny!

0:05:42 > 0:05:45GEARS CRUNCH

0:05:45 > 0:05:46Oh, no, don't!

0:05:46 > 0:05:48I was all right until then.

0:05:48 > 0:05:52Today, we're going to relive the happy days Nicholas spent

0:05:52 > 0:05:56with his family, way back in July 1939.

0:06:02 > 0:06:06Every holiday begins with a journey, and for the Parsons family,

0:06:06 > 0:06:10that would mean hitching up the caravan to the Wolseley Hornet

0:06:10 > 0:06:13and escaping the rat race. Oh, lovely!

0:06:13 > 0:06:15Though even without a caravan,

0:06:15 > 0:06:18I doubt I could ever reach its top speed of 63 miles an hour.

0:06:18 > 0:06:20So it's 1939.

0:06:20 > 0:06:23I suppose there wasn't a lot of traffic on the road.

0:06:23 > 0:06:25No, no. There wasn't.

0:06:25 > 0:06:28So there's you and your dad towing the caravan, coming down.

0:06:28 > 0:06:30I loved being with him,

0:06:30 > 0:06:33because he was a very busy general practitioner.

0:06:33 > 0:06:37And it was a lovely opportunity to be with him. We got on very well.

0:06:37 > 0:06:40And I went off and we towed the caravan.

0:06:40 > 0:06:43And my mother had a little Austin run-around

0:06:43 > 0:06:45and she came down a little later

0:06:45 > 0:06:47with my older brother and younger sister.

0:06:47 > 0:06:50So you were a two-car family even back then?

0:06:50 > 0:06:55Yes, but you see, cars were not always...

0:06:55 > 0:06:59- He needed one professionally anyway. - Yes.- ..as he was doing his rounds,

0:06:59 > 0:07:01visiting his patients and so, yes,

0:07:01 > 0:07:04it does seem a little bit, um...

0:07:04 > 0:07:08- extravagant or rich...- Yes. - ..to have two cars.

0:07:08 > 0:07:13But we had quite a modest lifestyle, actually.

0:07:13 > 0:07:17And so with Nicholas and his old dad forming the advance party,

0:07:17 > 0:07:20the first leg of their journey was getting the Wolseley,

0:07:20 > 0:07:25the caravan and themselves to Poole Harbour to catch the ferry.

0:07:25 > 0:07:27Now this is real nostalgia for me.

0:07:27 > 0:07:29It hasn't changed very much.

0:07:29 > 0:07:32- Do you recall this?- Oh, yes. Coming down here slowly.

0:07:32 > 0:07:36Well, Nicholas, I'm not saying I'm Stirling Moss,

0:07:36 > 0:07:38but I didn't do bad.

0:07:38 > 0:07:41There was only one crunch of the gears.

0:07:41 > 0:07:44- I think you did brilliantly. - And we're here.

0:07:44 > 0:07:47And now I've got us here in one piece,

0:07:47 > 0:07:50we can sit back and enjoy the ride.

0:07:50 > 0:07:54Well, this is lovely. And what a lovely view.

0:07:54 > 0:07:56Len, I can tell you, this is not only lovely

0:07:56 > 0:07:59but incredibly nostalgic.

0:07:59 > 0:08:01It takes me right back.

0:08:01 > 0:08:03Nothing much has changed.

0:08:03 > 0:08:07We'd get out of the car, we'd stay here and look at it.

0:08:07 > 0:08:12I'd be terribly excited as a 15-year-old I was in '39,

0:08:12 > 0:08:16see the sea, knowing your holiday was about to begin.

0:08:16 > 0:08:19It's one of those holidays that the excitement mounts.

0:08:19 > 0:08:21- Oh, yes.- You know, because OK, you're in the car

0:08:21 > 0:08:24and you're on your way and you get down here,

0:08:24 > 0:08:25now you're getting on the ferry.

0:08:25 > 0:08:27- And you're on the way.- Yes.

0:08:27 > 0:08:31And then we'd have the thing, if we were all together,

0:08:31 > 0:08:34- saying, "First to see the sea, first to see the sea!"- Yeah!

0:08:36 > 0:08:38By the summer of 1939,

0:08:38 > 0:08:42the Sandbank ferry had only been running for about 13 years.

0:08:42 > 0:08:46In fact, at the very beginning, it was steam-driven

0:08:46 > 0:08:48and only carried 15 cars.

0:08:48 > 0:08:52Even so, in its first summer, it transported around 12,000 cars

0:08:52 > 0:08:55and 100,000 passengers.

0:08:57 > 0:09:01There couldn't have been many people towing caravans, I'm sure.

0:09:01 > 0:09:03- No, no.- That must have been a real rarity.

0:09:03 > 0:09:05I was told that my father

0:09:05 > 0:09:07was one of the first people to have a caravan.

0:09:07 > 0:09:10- Really?- Yes. It was very unusual.

0:09:10 > 0:09:12- I suppose people went camping. - Oh, yes.

0:09:12 > 0:09:15- Which was a different kettle of fish.- Oh, yes.

0:09:15 > 0:09:16A lot of camping. A lot of tents.

0:09:16 > 0:09:19- You see, they didn't have all this foreign travel.- No.

0:09:19 > 0:09:22- People didn't go abroad.- No.

0:09:22 > 0:09:24- And a lot of people just stayed at home.- Yeah.

0:09:24 > 0:09:28Yeah, Windowsill Bay, we used to call it. Yeah.

0:09:28 > 0:09:30Oh, an oldie but a goodie -

0:09:30 > 0:09:33though it's not just my jokes that haven't changed in decades.

0:09:33 > 0:09:37This ferry ride has also stood the test of time.

0:09:37 > 0:09:40- This must be just how you would remember it.- Absolutely.

0:09:40 > 0:09:42- Absolutely.- Yeah.

0:09:42 > 0:09:46Takes me right back to my youth.

0:09:46 > 0:09:48It is lovely, I must say.

0:09:48 > 0:09:52I've also been told, by my son, who knows a bit more than I do,

0:09:52 > 0:09:55that there was a nudist beach here at Sandbanks.

0:09:55 > 0:09:59- A nudist beach!- Yeah, and I wondered if we were going to visit it.

0:09:59 > 0:10:01I'm more than happy to take my clothes off with you,

0:10:01 > 0:10:03Nicholas, I promise you.

0:10:03 > 0:10:07Yes, we could strut down on the sand, naked and proud.

0:10:07 > 0:10:09Yeah.

0:10:10 > 0:10:13And while I give the wisdom of that statement a little more thought,

0:10:13 > 0:10:18here's what the world was like when Nicholas was just 15 years old.

0:10:18 > 0:10:22Needless to say, 1939 was a dark year in British history

0:10:22 > 0:10:23and on September the 3rd,

0:10:23 > 0:10:28Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain announced we were at war.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30'I have to tell you now

0:10:30 > 0:10:34'that no such undertaking has been received.

0:10:34 > 0:10:40'And that consequently, this country is at war with Germany.'

0:10:40 > 0:10:43Within days, Chamberlain created a War Cabinet

0:10:43 > 0:10:48that included Winston Churchill, national service for all men

0:10:48 > 0:10:53aged 18 to 41 was passed into law and a blackout was imposed.

0:10:53 > 0:10:58Meanwhile, BBC television stopped broadcasting with immediate effect

0:10:58 > 0:11:01as it was feared the transmission signal

0:11:01 > 0:11:03could act as a beacon to enemy aircraft.

0:11:04 > 0:11:07But given the outbreak of war,

0:11:07 > 0:11:10us Brits were more in need of entertainment than ever.

0:11:10 > 0:11:14One of the biggest films that year was Goodbye Mr Chips,

0:11:14 > 0:11:18the story of a man who dedicated his entire life to teaching

0:11:18 > 0:11:21and nominated for seven Oscars.

0:11:21 > 0:11:24It also earned Robert Donat the award for best actor.

0:11:24 > 0:11:27Meanwhile, the song that really captured our mood

0:11:27 > 0:11:32as our soldiers were been shipped out was We'll Meet Again,

0:11:32 > 0:11:35as sung by the incomparable Dame Vera Lynn.

0:11:35 > 0:11:39# We'll meet again

0:11:39 > 0:11:46# Don't know where don't know when... #

0:11:46 > 0:11:48Oh, yes! Go on, Vera.

0:11:48 > 0:11:56- BOTH:- # But I know we'll meet again some sunny day. #

0:11:56 > 0:11:59You know, we could have done a duet.

0:11:59 > 0:12:01Part of the thrill of any holiday

0:12:01 > 0:12:03is the excitement of staying somewhere new.

0:12:03 > 0:12:07And while the Parsons family brought their accommodation with them,

0:12:07 > 0:12:09I'm going to take Nicholas back to the very spot

0:12:09 > 0:12:12they originally hitched the caravan.

0:12:12 > 0:12:15- We're talking 76 years ago.- I know.

0:12:15 > 0:12:19But I'm going to say something now that's the first I've ever said -

0:12:19 > 0:12:21that was before I was born.

0:12:21 > 0:12:23THEY LAUGH

0:12:23 > 0:12:25I didn't realise I was so old!

0:12:25 > 0:12:27- I don't say that often.- No.

0:12:29 > 0:12:33Today, Greenlands is owned by the National Trust,

0:12:33 > 0:12:37but in 1939, as the Parsons family camped out there,

0:12:37 > 0:12:39it was also a working farm.

0:12:39 > 0:12:42We haven't just found the spot his family camped in,

0:12:42 > 0:12:46we've gone the whole nine yards.

0:12:46 > 0:12:51Would that have been something like your caravan?

0:12:51 > 0:12:54- That is a 1939...- Yes. That's right.

0:12:54 > 0:12:56It's exactly what our caravan was like -

0:12:56 > 0:13:00- and you've even put the lavatory tent up beside it.- Oh, yes.

0:13:00 > 0:13:03For you, Nicholas, money is no object.

0:13:03 > 0:13:08This rather stylish 1933 Car Cruiser Type III is just like the one

0:13:08 > 0:13:12the Parsons family stayed in all those years ago.

0:13:12 > 0:13:14- That is something we didn't have. - Yeah.

0:13:14 > 0:13:16We didn't have a gramophone.

0:13:16 > 0:13:17I wondered if you wanted us to go

0:13:17 > 0:13:20and just do a little number together.

0:13:20 > 0:13:22Well, maybe we could do a Charleston or a rumba!

0:13:29 > 0:13:32And while there's not quite enough room inside for a dance number,

0:13:32 > 0:13:35you will find a generous lounge with dining table,

0:13:35 > 0:13:39the crockery within easy reach and a full kitchen.

0:13:39 > 0:13:41Perfection!

0:13:45 > 0:13:46Look at this.

0:13:48 > 0:13:51- The old sink. - Oh, yes. Little tiny sink.

0:13:51 > 0:13:53- Trying to do the washing up in that. - Yeah.

0:13:53 > 0:13:55And having to dry everything up as well.

0:13:55 > 0:13:58- And the cooker. I love...- Cooker. - I love this oven.

0:13:58 > 0:14:02My mother must have been amazing to have prepared a whole meal

0:14:02 > 0:14:05- on that little tiny cooker like that.- Yeah.

0:14:05 > 0:14:07And even more impressive,

0:14:07 > 0:14:11there's still enough room to offer sleeping arrangements for four.

0:14:11 > 0:14:13I tell you what, it's magic.

0:14:13 > 0:14:16- So this is how...this is how it was? - Exactly as it was.

0:14:16 > 0:14:18You've been very clever,

0:14:18 > 0:14:21because you've obviously found exactly the same model.

0:14:21 > 0:14:25Two beds either side here, and there's a double bunk at the back.

0:14:25 > 0:14:28You can pull it out and that's where my sister would sleep

0:14:28 > 0:14:31- and we'd put up another tent outside...- Yeah.

0:14:31 > 0:14:34..and which my brother and I slept on, on camp beds...

0:14:34 > 0:14:36- Perfect.- ..which we'd put up.

0:14:36 > 0:14:40As old as this is, it's quite civilised, isn't it?

0:14:40 > 0:14:43- Absolutely.- So once you were here,

0:14:43 > 0:14:45and you'd got yourselves in and erected the tent

0:14:45 > 0:14:46and this, that and the other,

0:14:46 > 0:14:49would you be off, you know, into the country?

0:14:49 > 0:14:50Oh, yes. Yes.

0:14:50 > 0:14:52We brought our bikes with us

0:14:52 > 0:14:55and we used to cycle around here and we'd go exploring.

0:14:55 > 0:15:00My memory was, the weather was more consistently sunny in those days.

0:15:00 > 0:15:03Whether that's my imagination or not, I don't know.

0:15:03 > 0:15:04I'm...I'm the same.

0:15:04 > 0:15:07I can never remember it raining on holiday.

0:15:07 > 0:15:09We had some wet days but...

0:15:09 > 0:15:11- there didn't seem to be as much rain as we get today.- No.

0:15:11 > 0:15:14Well, my grandmother put it down to the Russians!

0:15:14 > 0:15:16THEY LAUGH

0:15:16 > 0:15:18Don't ask me why!

0:15:20 > 0:15:23You couldn't ask for a better backdrop.

0:15:23 > 0:15:27And I'm told there's only one way to take it all in - by bicycle.

0:15:27 > 0:15:31And that's just how Nicholas and his siblings did it in 1939.

0:15:31 > 0:15:33OK, have a go!

0:15:33 > 0:15:35Ho, ho! Thank you.

0:15:35 > 0:15:37Come on, Nicholas. Don't be a sissy!

0:15:37 > 0:15:40# Bicycle, bicycle... #

0:15:40 > 0:15:41Do you want me to try and do that?

0:15:43 > 0:15:48Well, all right, then, Nicholas, seeing as it's you - we can walk!

0:15:48 > 0:15:52So, once you got down here and you'd settled into your caravan...

0:15:52 > 0:15:55- Yeah. We got the bikes out of the caravan.- Yeah.

0:15:55 > 0:15:57We couldn't wait to get on the bikes.

0:15:57 > 0:15:59- And off you go.- And off we'd go.

0:15:59 > 0:16:02We cycled all the way around Greenlands there, which you could.

0:16:02 > 0:16:03You know, we'd fall off occasionally,

0:16:03 > 0:16:08- cos it was pretty rough but it was all part of the fun.- Yeah.

0:16:08 > 0:16:09I must say, bikes have advanced,

0:16:09 > 0:16:12- when you think about what we used to ride.- Yeah.

0:16:12 > 0:16:14And, you know, they change gears now with the handle.

0:16:14 > 0:16:18- We didn't even have gears. - No, no - no gears.- No gears.- No.

0:16:18 > 0:16:21Was there any other sort of pursuits that you got up to?

0:16:21 > 0:16:23Well, we used to put up the cricket stumps.

0:16:23 > 0:16:25- And have a little bit of cricket. - Yeah.

0:16:25 > 0:16:28- Most of the time, we went down to the beach.- Yeah.

0:16:28 > 0:16:31And jumped in the sand dunes and went swimming, of course, naturally.

0:16:31 > 0:16:33- Of course.- In the sea.

0:16:34 > 0:16:37And with his dad being a keen photographer,

0:16:37 > 0:16:40many of those special moments were captured forever.

0:16:40 > 0:16:44What's more, it was a skill he was proud to pass on.

0:16:44 > 0:16:46My father taught us how to take photographs.

0:16:46 > 0:16:49- I've still got the little box Brownie.- Box Brownie?- That I had.

0:16:49 > 0:16:53The same camera then. And I've still got some of the photographs I took.

0:16:53 > 0:16:56I've just thought of something - and it's such a lovely backdrop.

0:16:56 > 0:16:59- Mm-hm.- Would you mind if I took a selfie of the two of us?

0:16:59 > 0:17:01No, no. With our bikes?

0:17:01 > 0:17:06With our bikes, you know sporty couple of young lads!

0:17:06 > 0:17:09- I take it your dad's camera was nothing like this.- No, no.

0:17:09 > 0:17:12- And nothing...- And it's certainly not a box Brownie.

0:17:12 > 0:17:13And nothing else is like that,

0:17:13 > 0:17:15because I think selfies are awful, cos...

0:17:15 > 0:17:17You've got to get them well away.

0:17:17 > 0:17:19OK, so I'm not Lord Lichfield,

0:17:19 > 0:17:23but if at first you don't succeed... Well, you get the picture.

0:17:23 > 0:17:26How does that look? I like it.

0:17:26 > 0:17:27- It's a bit... Do you think...- Not bad!

0:17:27 > 0:17:31Nicholas's big break came in the form of Carroll Levis,

0:17:31 > 0:17:35impresario, radio personality and talent scout.

0:17:35 > 0:17:37I went along and asked for an audition.

0:17:37 > 0:17:41It was pretty tough because my parents were still saying,

0:17:41 > 0:17:45"Don't get any idea of getting into that awful profession."

0:17:45 > 0:17:49But I asked for the audition, and though I stammered my way through it

0:17:49 > 0:17:53Caroll saw, and gave me my first professional job.

0:17:53 > 0:17:55And this was the beginning.

0:17:55 > 0:17:58Indeed, it was, because the next thing you know,

0:17:58 > 0:18:01young Nicholas was taking part in Carroll Levis' new radio show

0:18:01 > 0:18:03called The Happy-Go-Lucky Hour.

0:18:03 > 0:18:06The only catch - it was live!

0:18:06 > 0:18:12What was rather delightful is that they found a theatre in Bangor,

0:18:12 > 0:18:16in North Wales, a disused cinema and they decided to take that,

0:18:16 > 0:18:19I suppose on the premise that if Bangor is there,

0:18:19 > 0:18:20Germany is down there

0:18:20 > 0:18:24and they are not going to overfly whole of England to bomb Bangor.

0:18:24 > 0:18:26- Yeah.- But the trouble is they'd overlooked the fact

0:18:26 > 0:18:29that the people they engaged had to get on trains,

0:18:29 > 0:18:32which were bombed occasionally, to get to Bangor.

0:18:32 > 0:18:34Some people didn't arrive.

0:18:34 > 0:18:37And during the war, all of the signposts,

0:18:37 > 0:18:40everywhere in the country were taken down.

0:18:40 > 0:18:42All of the station signs were taken down,

0:18:42 > 0:18:44all the signs on fronts of buses

0:18:44 > 0:18:47on the premise that if the Germans ever landed

0:18:47 > 0:18:49they wouldn't know where they were,

0:18:49 > 0:18:52the trouble is no-one else in the country had a clue where they were!

0:18:52 > 0:18:53They had no clue either!

0:18:53 > 0:18:55You'd say to somebody on a platform,

0:18:55 > 0:18:58because the train had stopped at a station,

0:18:58 > 0:19:00"Excuse me, excuse me, can you help me?"

0:19:00 > 0:19:04"Where are we? What is this place?" And he'd disappear

0:19:04 > 0:19:06because he's seen all the other signs up,

0:19:06 > 0:19:10- "Careless talk costs lives." - Yes.- You remember that?- Yeah.

0:19:10 > 0:19:13Fortunately, Nicholas made the broadcast

0:19:13 > 0:19:16and so began his career in show business -

0:19:16 > 0:19:19something his parents eventually warmed to.

0:19:21 > 0:19:24- I thought we could have a little game.- Mmm.

0:19:26 > 0:19:27Of draughts.

0:19:27 > 0:19:30All the things we used to play as a child.

0:19:31 > 0:19:37- Draughts, snakes and ladders, dominoes.- Ludo.- Ludo

0:19:37 > 0:19:39Let's get them out.

0:19:39 > 0:19:40Adding to the nostalgia,

0:19:40 > 0:19:44we are playing on an original set from the 1930s.

0:19:44 > 0:19:47- Then I take that.- You take that.

0:19:49 > 0:19:51And then I take that.

0:19:51 > 0:19:52Correct.

0:19:52 > 0:19:55Can I ask you, while we're playing,

0:19:55 > 0:19:58in the hope that it puts you off a bit,

0:19:58 > 0:20:01when did you get your real first television break?

0:20:01 > 0:20:05The most important professional spell in my life was obviously

0:20:05 > 0:20:06with Arthur Haynes.

0:20:06 > 0:20:10And yet, it started very modestly, it wasn't very successful

0:20:10 > 0:20:13and slowly it built into a huge success

0:20:13 > 0:20:15and was a top comedy show on ITV.

0:20:15 > 0:20:18And so you could say that was my big break, really.

0:20:18 > 0:20:20It lasted for ten years, mind.

0:20:20 > 0:20:24- And that's when you became a household name?- That's exactly.

0:20:24 > 0:20:26So I was known then, from that show.

0:20:27 > 0:20:31After a decade of playing straight man to Arthur Haynes,

0:20:31 > 0:20:34their partnership came to an end in 1966.

0:20:34 > 0:20:38Soon after, Nicholas embarked on a three-year stint

0:20:38 > 0:20:42with another legendary comedian, Mr Benny Hill.

0:20:42 > 0:20:44He was also asked to host a regional show

0:20:44 > 0:20:48that would go on to become something of a legend itself.

0:20:48 > 0:20:51Now what about Sale Of The Century? How did that come along?

0:20:51 > 0:20:54I'm a great one for doing different things.

0:20:55 > 0:21:00The press at the time, you know, they were very anti-quiz shows.

0:21:00 > 0:21:05They used to condemn them, and if you were the one fronting it,

0:21:05 > 0:21:07- you were the one they had a go at. - Yeah.

0:21:07 > 0:21:10And so I got to the most terrible press from that -

0:21:10 > 0:21:14they used to say, "Spitting out the questions at the contestants."

0:21:14 > 0:21:17Well, I used to go and chat to them beforehand to get to know them.

0:21:17 > 0:21:20If towards the end I put the pressure on them,

0:21:20 > 0:21:23I said, "I'm actually working for you."

0:21:23 > 0:21:26Because, look at it logically - the more questions I can get in

0:21:26 > 0:21:27in the time available, win or lose,

0:21:27 > 0:21:29the more money you're likely to make.

0:21:29 > 0:21:34- Yeah.- And, er, it worked. I never realised how successful it was.

0:21:34 > 0:21:38At one time we had 21 million viewers.

0:21:38 > 0:21:41I just took it as a nice job I had.

0:21:41 > 0:21:44In fact, I'll show you how naive I was,

0:21:44 > 0:21:47I used to write all the questions to begin with.

0:21:47 > 0:21:49And I didn't realise they actually employed somebody to do that.

0:21:49 > 0:21:51I didn't get any money for it!

0:21:51 > 0:21:55It has to be said, the crowning glory of this region

0:21:55 > 0:21:57is Studland's beaches.

0:21:57 > 0:22:00In fact, there's a four-mile stretch of them.

0:22:00 > 0:22:03And I'm guessing it really hasn't changed that much

0:22:03 > 0:22:07since Nicholas was playing on the sand dunes as a nipper.

0:22:07 > 0:22:10- But it's so gorgeous, isn't it? - It is absolutely gorgeous.

0:22:10 > 0:22:11It is beautiful.

0:22:11 > 0:22:14But what is so wonderful, it's not spoiled,

0:22:14 > 0:22:18- as so many places have become, and crowded beyond all recognition.- No.

0:22:18 > 0:22:21Do you know, I'm going to say something now

0:22:21 > 0:22:24- that's going to shock you.- Why?

0:22:24 > 0:22:27It's not only going to shock you, it's going to shock a lot of people.

0:22:27 > 0:22:29This is what I'm going to do.

0:22:29 > 0:22:30Paddle.

0:22:30 > 0:22:31You don't have to.

0:22:32 > 0:22:34I've got to.

0:22:34 > 0:22:35I can't help it.

0:22:35 > 0:22:37Excuse me for a moment.

0:22:37 > 0:22:39Oh, what legs!

0:22:39 > 0:22:41- What legs, indeed.- Look at those!

0:22:41 > 0:22:45Now, Len, I always knew you were a dancer,

0:22:45 > 0:22:48but I didn't know you had such shapely legs.

0:22:48 > 0:22:50And look at the muscles, as well.

0:22:50 > 0:22:52Can you notice that I've played a lot of golf

0:22:52 > 0:22:55while I was in America with short socks on?

0:22:55 > 0:22:57NICHOLAS LAUGHS

0:22:57 > 0:22:59Because... Right.

0:22:59 > 0:23:02I've got to say this now, you've got the most elegant feet.

0:23:02 > 0:23:06So many people, especially dancers, their toes get misshapen.

0:23:06 > 0:23:08Yours are very shapely.

0:23:08 > 0:23:10- Well...- And very even.

0:23:10 > 0:23:14I'm going to put that, when I do my memoirs, that's going in.

0:23:15 > 0:23:17And, by the way, so am I!

0:23:18 > 0:23:19Oh, what a wonderful sight!

0:23:21 > 0:23:23Oh, Len, this is a memory I will treasure.

0:23:24 > 0:23:27Len Goodman having a paddle.

0:23:27 > 0:23:30- Oh!- Oh, yes!

0:23:30 > 0:23:32Obviously, it's not warm.

0:23:32 > 0:23:35But it's very refreshing, I feel so free,

0:23:35 > 0:23:37I'm going to take all my clothes off...

0:23:37 > 0:23:39MUSIC: The Stripper

0:23:39 > 0:23:40Oh, Len!

0:23:41 > 0:23:44..and dive in. I know, I don't care!

0:23:44 > 0:23:46Oh gosh!

0:23:46 > 0:23:48I'm going in!

0:23:48 > 0:23:49Head first.

0:23:51 > 0:23:54Wait... No, I'd better not, you're right. I don't want...

0:23:54 > 0:23:55THEY LAUGH

0:23:55 > 0:23:57I don't want to scare the natives!

0:23:57 > 0:24:00Fortunately, I haven't scared Nicholas, either,

0:24:00 > 0:24:02and this walk along the beach

0:24:02 > 0:24:05has transported him back to the summer of '39,

0:24:05 > 0:24:08playing on the beach, picnics with his mum

0:24:08 > 0:24:10and quality time with his dad.

0:24:10 > 0:24:13Certainly, those journeys with my dear dad

0:24:13 > 0:24:17- was a great bonding experience. - Yeah.- And I remember them vividly.

0:24:17 > 0:24:22- Yes.- I mean, it must have taken three or four hours to get here,

0:24:22 > 0:24:24- because you couldn't go very fast in a caravan.- No.

0:24:24 > 0:24:27And yet it didn't seem very long.

0:24:27 > 0:24:29And they were no motorways, of course.

0:24:29 > 0:24:31Oh, no, they hadn't even been dreamed of.

0:24:31 > 0:24:32But there wasn't much traffic

0:24:32 > 0:24:35so you could keep moving at a gentle speed all the time.

0:24:35 > 0:24:41But I am really delighted and surprised, it hasn't altered much.

0:24:41 > 0:24:43No.

0:24:43 > 0:24:46What is lovely, is when you do this Holiday Of My Lifetime,

0:24:46 > 0:24:49and you come to a certain spot and you get the reaction

0:24:49 > 0:24:53that I got from you when we came onto this beach,

0:24:53 > 0:24:58- because here we are, and we're back in 1939...- 1939.

0:24:58 > 0:25:00..and you're running around with your brother and sister.

0:25:00 > 0:25:03- And it's a wonderful day, it's a perfect day.- Perfect day.

0:25:03 > 0:25:05How lucky we've been.

0:25:05 > 0:25:08- Yeah. - And Len Goodman went for a paddle.

0:25:08 > 0:25:10I went for a paddle in your honour.

0:25:10 > 0:25:13- And there you are. - Displaying his elegant feet.

0:25:13 > 0:25:15Well, I wouldn't go that far!

0:25:17 > 0:25:22I'm thrilled Nicholas has enjoyed our holiday, and my shapely pins,

0:25:22 > 0:25:24but there's one more thing we have to do,

0:25:24 > 0:25:26eating ice cream by the beach.

0:25:26 > 0:25:27Oi! Where's my flake?

0:25:27 > 0:25:32What do you think is the secret to your longevity in show business?

0:25:32 > 0:25:34Well...

0:25:34 > 0:25:39I don't know. And if I did know, I'd be happy to pass it on.

0:25:39 > 0:25:42But I'm a great believer that the more you use your brain,

0:25:42 > 0:25:47your memory, the younger you remain.

0:25:47 > 0:25:51Which is why, even after 48 years,

0:25:51 > 0:25:54Nicolas still loves hosting Just A Minute.

0:25:54 > 0:25:58Well, aren't I lucky? I've got a job that I enjoy.

0:25:58 > 0:26:01- And it helps to keep me young. - That is lovely.

0:26:01 > 0:26:03I remember listening to one not long ago.

0:26:03 > 0:26:09I think, God, that would be a hard subject for me, Eiffel Tower.

0:26:09 > 0:26:11Do you want to try?

0:26:11 > 0:26:13Go on, then.

0:26:13 > 0:26:15Well, you think of a subject to make it a bit easier for you.

0:26:15 > 0:26:20I'm going to talk about holidaying with Nicholas Parsons.

0:26:20 > 0:26:22THEY CHUCKLE

0:26:22 > 0:26:26- Well, Len, you have 60 seconds, as usual.- Yes.

0:26:26 > 0:26:28And your time starts now.

0:26:28 > 0:26:33One of the joys about going on holiday with Nicholas Parsons

0:26:33 > 0:26:37is the various activities that you pursue.

0:26:38 > 0:26:40- Driving...- Hesitation, but carry on.

0:26:40 > 0:26:46Driving along in a 1932 little car, Wolseley Hornet,

0:26:46 > 0:26:48along the highways and byways.

0:26:48 > 0:26:54Beautiful. Then pulling up in front of the most gorgeous caravan.

0:26:54 > 0:26:57With the lovely a.. aw...awning and the tables, and the chairs.

0:26:57 > 0:26:59I think we'd call that hesitation.

0:26:59 > 0:27:02Oh! It's tough. But he's fair.

0:27:02 > 0:27:05- I think you did very well. - Not bad, considering.

0:27:05 > 0:27:07First go.

0:27:07 > 0:27:09It is a marvellous, marvellous programme,

0:27:09 > 0:27:12and the proof of the pudding is in the eating.

0:27:12 > 0:27:13It's gone on for 48 years.

0:27:13 > 0:27:18- Absolutely.- You know, things that don't work don't last 48 years.

0:27:18 > 0:27:21We've done over 900 shows, and I haven't missed a single one.

0:27:21 > 0:27:25- It's amazing, isn't it? - That is amazing, yes.

0:27:26 > 0:27:30They say never meet your heroes, but meeting one of mine

0:27:30 > 0:27:35has been a total pleasure, as has reliving his holiday of a lifetime.

0:27:37 > 0:27:40The sun shines on the righteous and it's been absolutely beautiful.

0:27:40 > 0:27:43As a little thank you to you

0:27:43 > 0:27:47is a little scrapbook of Holiday Of My Lifetime.

0:27:47 > 0:27:51Yes, in keeping with that time-honoured Parsons family

0:27:51 > 0:27:53tradition, our holiday has been

0:27:53 > 0:27:55captured for posterity -

0:27:55 > 0:27:57and I've got one last surprise

0:27:57 > 0:27:58for Nicholas -

0:27:58 > 0:28:00a little something

0:28:00 > 0:28:02to encourage his competitive streak.

0:28:02 > 0:28:06This is a 1930s draughts set.

0:28:06 > 0:28:091930s. I will treasure that.

0:28:09 > 0:28:11What a joy.

0:28:11 > 0:28:12So, it's bye-bye from Studland

0:28:12 > 0:28:15and time for me and Nicholas to get the ferry home.

0:28:15 > 0:28:17Cheerio!