10/03/2017

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:00:00. > :00:08.These are Friday's headlines: Protecting food supplies -

:00:09. > :00:17.Jersey looks to update its contingency plans.

:00:18. > :00:23.It is five years old, it needs updating, and what we are going to

:00:24. > :00:26.do now is look at the numbers and update the figures because the

:00:27. > :00:28.population information is out of date as well now.

:00:29. > :00:30.Plus, one of the biggest home

:00:31. > :00:32.games in their history - Jersey Reds gear up to host

:00:33. > :00:39.And happy 80th to Jersey Airport - just don't mention the fog!

:00:40. > :00:46.And for the weekend ahead, better visibility. This was today in

:00:47. > :00:50.Guernsey with the fork which has now cleared. Just the risk of it coming

:00:51. > :00:56.back briefly but the weekend would generally much better full is --. .

:00:57. > :00:58.A report making several recommendations aimed at helping

:00:59. > :01:02.secure Jersey's food supply has not been adopted by the States

:01:03. > :01:08.The draft food security strategy was created in December 2012

:01:09. > :01:15.The Environment Minister now says it already needs updating,

:01:16. > :01:21.This community garden at Le Marais has been up and running

:01:22. > :01:29.The fruit and veg that's grown here is given to local residents

:01:30. > :01:32.Back in 2012, a draft food security strategy recommended

:01:33. > :01:34.that the environment department develop plans for more community

:01:35. > :01:40.But it's founder Nigel James doesn't think that's happened

:01:41. > :01:43.and says the island has become less self-sufficient.

:01:44. > :01:50.Since 2012 - we've pretty much lost our on island

:01:51. > :01:56.organic growing community - they've collapsed due to various

:01:57. > :01:59.reasons and this has meant that even since they started writing this -

:02:00. > :02:00.we've become much more dependent on importated

:02:01. > :02:07.The draft food security strategy was created in December 2012.

:02:08. > :02:10.It made 13 different recommendations.

:02:11. > :02:17.Such as establishing a Food Security Board.

:02:18. > :02:19.Five years on and that board has never been created.

:02:20. > :02:22.The Co-op has also closed the last remaining warehouse that stocked

:02:23. > :02:28.they have been addressing the key issues in the report.

:02:29. > :02:31.What we have done is that we have looked at the Condor situation,

:02:32. > :02:36.we have looked at the freight situation, we have looked at

:02:37. > :02:39.the situation with local produce - more recently we've invested

:02:40. > :02:41.government money into a local packhouse that allows local produce

:02:42. > :02:49.Deputy Luce says the 2012 report will now be updated and he's hopeful

:02:50. > :02:52.that it will be officially adopted in the near future.

:02:53. > :02:56.Jessica Banham, BBC Channel Islands News, Jersey.

:02:57. > :02:59.The number of racial hate crime incidents reported to Jersey Police

:03:00. > :03:08.There were 23 reports of hate crime last year -

:03:09. > :03:12.These records have been increasing year on year since 2012.

:03:13. > :03:14.Guernsey's most senior politician has called for an overhaul

:03:15. > :03:15.of the island's code of conduct system.

:03:16. > :03:18.It comes after a recent complaint against these three

:03:19. > :03:20.deputies was made public before an investigation cleared

:03:21. > :03:27.Policy and Resources President, Gavin St.

:03:28. > :03:28.Pier, says details of complaints should remain private

:03:29. > :03:31.until a decision's been made to protect people's reputations.

:03:32. > :03:33.The Deputy has also questioned the transparency of the panels

:03:34. > :03:44.appointment by the presiding officer.

:03:45. > :03:51.Wholesale milk prices are increasing by 7.5%

:03:52. > :03:56.Guernsey Dairy are blaming the price hike

:03:57. > :03:57.on increased farm costs, reductions in subsidies

:03:58. > :04:01.As the States don't fix the retail price, it will be up

:04:02. > :04:04.to distributors and retailers on whether the increased milk prices

:04:05. > :04:06.will be passed onto customers when they come into affect

:04:07. > :04:10.Rugby now and Jersey Reds hope to beat Cornish Pirates to book

:04:11. > :04:12.a place in the semi-finals of the British and

:04:13. > :04:16.It's one of the biggest home games in their history -

:04:17. > :04:18.the first time Jersey have ever hosted a knock-out cup match.

:04:19. > :04:22.Our sports editor Tim Pryor joins us live from St Peter now -

:04:23. > :04:25.Tim, there was a bit of uncertainty the game may have not gone

:04:26. > :04:35.We're expecting a wonderful atmosphere here tonight.

:04:36. > :04:38.This British and Irish Cup competition represents a real chance

:04:39. > :04:41.for the Reds to lift some silverware at the end of the season.

:04:42. > :04:44.This is the second year in a row that Jersey have made it

:04:45. > :04:46.through the group stage to these knock-out games.

:04:47. > :04:48.Jersey's first few seasons in this competition were forgettable,

:04:49. > :04:51.but last year the club and their fans suddenly

:04:52. > :04:58.After edging through to the knock-out stages for the first

:04:59. > :05:01.time, the islanders found themselves away to Bedford Blues on a memorable

:05:02. > :05:09.With the quarter-final all square at 12-12 at half-time,

:05:10. > :05:12.flanker James Freeman was the star for Jersey, with his hat-trick

:05:13. > :05:14.of tries taking them through to the last four

:05:15. > :05:19.The Cup run, though, was to come to a heart-breaking end

:05:20. > :05:23.With a place in the final on the line, Jersey scored six tries

:05:24. > :05:25.in a thrilling match, but were beaten by a single point.

:05:26. > :05:28.Both of those games were away from Jersey -

:05:29. > :05:30.now tonight comes the exciting opportunity to play knock-out

:05:31. > :05:42.rugby on home turf under the floodlights at St Peter.

:05:43. > :05:45.Let's speak to the head coach of the Jersey Reds.

:05:46. > :05:51.How excited are you and the players about tonight's challenge?

:05:52. > :05:56.Fantastic location tonight. I think it shows how far the club has come

:05:57. > :05:59.in a short space of time and to be playing knockout rugby on the

:06:00. > :06:06.island, what a fantastic occasion it is going to be.

:06:07. > :06:09.How special is it for you to be coming up against your former

:06:10. > :06:13.club in what should be a really exciting night?

:06:14. > :06:19.We have had games between jersey and the Pirates and they always been

:06:20. > :06:24.very tight, closing is. This is different. This is rugby. Even

:06:25. > :06:30.though there is a history, it is definitely all about jersey tonight.

:06:31. > :06:32.This is the second match between the sides

:06:33. > :06:36.How much could your narrow win over the Pirates at the weekend fire them

:06:37. > :06:45.Last week was dictated by the weather conditions in the underfoot

:06:46. > :06:47.conditions, where tonight it is a perfect night and I know the crowd

:06:48. > :07:07.will get behind us and we will put on good performance.

:07:08. > :07:14.How did it feel to miss out last time? It was tough. We have the

:07:15. > :07:17.opportunity for tonight so we have to focus on that and then get

:07:18. > :07:18.excited about the next stage after tonight.

:07:19. > :07:24.Thanks, Tim - and there's coverage of the game tonight

:07:25. > :07:30.And of course we'll have the highlights in our late news.

:07:31. > :07:33.Condor ferries is not for sale - that's the message

:07:34. > :07:39.It follows comments by Guernsey's President of

:07:40. > :07:41.Economic Development Peter Febrache, who speculated the current

:07:42. > :07:43.shareholders, the Macquarie Group, were looking to sell.

:07:44. > :07:49.But the head of Condor says that's totally incorrect.

:07:50. > :07:55.It is not for sale. We are not in a sale process. There is no decision

:07:56. > :07:59.about a sale and of course any company can be bought and sold, but

:08:00. > :08:01.it is simply not the case. It was an inaccurate statement that was made

:08:02. > :08:04.for some reason. What do Vera Lynn, Des O'Connor

:08:05. > :08:08.and The Beatles and the Jersey Cow It's Jersey Airport's eightieth

:08:09. > :08:10.birthday today and Julie Flanagan has been looking back

:08:11. > :08:15.at some of its highlights. 80 years ago today,

:08:16. > :08:18.visitors to Jersey became airborne for the first time,

:08:19. > :08:20.and although the airport has changed since those days,

:08:21. > :08:23.it hasn't looked back. Despite a thick blanket

:08:24. > :08:28.of fog delaying flights, We are making the most of the foggy

:08:29. > :08:35.weather and enjoying the cupcakes that the airport has laid

:08:36. > :08:37.on for us today. Even though I'm sitting on a chair,

:08:38. > :08:40.having a nice cake and drinking, It's a lovely day actually

:08:41. > :08:45.to be stranded in Jersey. Even though it's really foggy,

:08:46. > :08:48.we're here for the eightieth birthday party and we've had

:08:49. > :08:50.a wonderful time in Jersey and could quite happily stay

:08:51. > :08:54.for a little bit longer. But for those that have worked here,

:08:55. > :08:58.its more than just a party. 79-year-old Fred started working

:08:59. > :09:03.at the airport back in 1957. He met his wife here but he also

:09:04. > :09:06.holds a fond memory of another lady One that comes to mind

:09:07. > :09:24.especially is Dame Vera Lynn. have a conversation with her is just

:09:25. > :09:32.like you and I talking now. She was so natural. No errors are grazers.

:09:33. > :09:35.-- airs or graces. And usually escorted the celebraties

:09:36. > :09:38.out to the aeroplane before the rest of the passengers

:09:39. > :09:41.and to have a conversation with her, And for the airport's longest

:09:42. > :09:43.serving staff member Stephen, There's been an enormous change,

:09:44. > :09:47.I mean, we're done a lot of work here over the last forty odd years,

:09:48. > :09:50.lots of rebuilding work, lots of infrastructure work,

:09:51. > :09:52.lots of investment in our assets. The past eighty years have flown

:09:53. > :09:55.past for Jersey airport and thanks to the party atmosphere,

:09:56. > :10:00.it's a celebration staff Well, all of that fog disrupting

:10:01. > :10:03.travel today which was not the best birthday present for Jersey airport.

:10:04. > :10:08.Will we see any more of it? You is David with the weather.

:10:09. > :10:14.Hello, good evening. For the last two days, we have had this. That has

:10:15. > :10:19.now cleared and I think there is a brief bit of mist and fog around

:10:20. > :10:23.tomorrow, but nothing compared to what we have seen recently. This is

:10:24. > :10:26.a shot taken by one of our weather watchers. Our weekend will have

:10:27. > :10:30.better visibility. It will be cold with the chance of some showers

:10:31. > :10:38.around, especially on Sunday. At the moment, we have an area of high

:10:39. > :10:40.pressure. Just a chance tomorrow morning, late morning, around

:10:41. > :10:43.lunchtime, of the Mr Fogg appearing again. The general trend is to see

:10:44. > :10:48.this area of low pressure and this weather front become quite slow.

:10:49. > :10:51.Another one comes into the back of it and introduces some quite

:10:52. > :10:55.frequent and heavy showers and also introducing more of a breeze,

:10:56. > :10:59.north-west winds, fresh breezes and much better visibility. It looks

:11:00. > :11:03.like high pressure will be around for the start of next week as well.

:11:04. > :11:06.Let's look at the detail. Not a great deal of breeze overnight

:11:07. > :11:09.tonight, but most of the mist and fog has moved north away from us.

:11:10. > :11:14.Overnight tonight, there will be some shallow mist patches forming

:11:15. > :11:18.but nothing compared to what we have seen recently. Temperature still

:11:19. > :11:22.relatively mild. Dipping no lower than nine Celsius during the night.

:11:23. > :11:25.Tomorrow we have a reasonable start to the day with perhaps some

:11:26. > :11:28.sunshine. Does the risk of some Mr low cloud coming out of France

:11:29. > :11:32.briefly around the middle of the date and then that will move away

:11:33. > :11:36.from us in the second half of the afternoon. 13 Celsius the top

:11:37. > :11:39.temperature tomorrow. Wind eventually becoming south-westerly.

:11:40. > :11:50.Still light. These are the times of high water. These are the coastal

:11:51. > :11:54.waters. Eventually becoming a bit more southerly and then

:11:55. > :11:58.south-westerly with generally better visibility out at sea. On Sunday, we

:11:59. > :12:01.have got bad weather front coming in, in a lot of cloud around and the

:12:02. > :12:04.risk of showers. Monday and Tuesday looks a lot brighter with some

:12:05. > :12:06.sunshine. Have a nice weekend. Now before we go, do

:12:07. > :12:08.you remember Sausage? He's the Staffordshire Bull Terrier

:12:09. > :12:11.we met earlier this week at St Elwolds Nursing

:12:12. > :12:14.Home in Jersey. They nominated him for the national

:12:15. > :12:17.pets as therapy dog of the year at Crufts and I'm pleased to say

:12:18. > :12:19.he won! Congratulations to both Sausage

:12:20. > :12:30.and his owner Angie. That is all from me for now. I will

:12:31. > :12:36.be back at 10:30pm happy good evening. Good night.

:12:37. > :12:39.It may have been a long time off our screens but their legacy

:12:40. > :12:43.The children's charity WellChild and local tradesmen have

:12:44. > :12:46.worked their magic to help a little boy with a very rare

:12:47. > :12:58.Emma Thomasson has been to meet Curtis and his family.

:12:59. > :13:09.SS Curtis' favourite place. He has a rear condition which means he has to

:13:10. > :13:14.spend a lot of time in hospital being treated for a life limiting

:13:15. > :13:19.heart condition. It has become increasingly difficult for his

:13:20. > :13:24.mother to take him out, until now. It may only be small in size but

:13:25. > :13:27.this new safe place to play will mean the world to Curtis and his

:13:28. > :13:34.family. It will give them a better quality

:13:35. > :13:41.of life. We are very housebound so we can get outside more. He has got

:13:42. > :13:47.a perfect space made for him. His life will be short and we have got

:13:48. > :13:55.to make the most of it and having this will allow us to do that.

:13:56. > :14:01.The garden looked like this before. The garden was unfit for purpose.

:14:02. > :14:07.There was roughcast render on the walls. We had to put artificial

:14:08. > :14:19.grass in and decking with sensory things to play with.

:14:20. > :14:22.Local workmen volunteered with the charity WellChild.

:14:23. > :14:27.To actually have a space there they're fun and development and to

:14:28. > :14:33.spend time as a family makes a massive difference to their lives.

:14:34. > :14:35.Curtis' communication may be limited but in him I been here I know this

:14:36. > :14:41.smile says 1000 words. It's time for the sport now,

:14:42. > :14:44.and Natalie is here for a look The Exeter Chiefs are ready

:14:45. > :14:50.for battle in the Anglo Welsh Cup. They're in the semi final

:14:51. > :14:53.against a strong Harlequins side, which will be played

:14:54. > :14:55.at Sandy Park on Sunday. In the Chiefs team are brothers Sam

:14:56. > :14:58.and Joe Simmonds from Teignmouth. They're hopeful they can make

:14:59. > :15:00.the final and are always chuffed It's nice to just line up together

:15:01. > :15:09.before we run out and give each other a look and see look

:15:10. > :15:12.what we're doing, it's pride. Not a rivalry but proud

:15:13. > :15:17.of what we both did. When we get the team sheet out it's

:15:18. > :15:21.always great and we say well done but in the game I never really

:15:22. > :15:27.think of it too much. We just focus on ourselves and focus

:15:28. > :15:30.on what we have to do. But after the game,

:15:31. > :15:32.especially with our family, is a great achievement for us both

:15:33. > :15:36.and we will look back on a couple of years on what an achievement

:15:37. > :15:39.we've done but at the moment it is good but just focusing

:15:40. > :15:42.on our game and making sure we're playing good week

:15:43. > :15:43.in, week out. Tonight's big game sees Jersey host

:15:44. > :15:46.the Cornish Pirates in the quarter We'll have the result

:15:47. > :15:57.in our late news. In National One it's second plays

:15:58. > :15:59.fourth tomorrow when Plymouth Albion Plymouth Argyle face crucial back

:16:00. > :16:03.to back away matches at promotion rivals Mansfield tomorrow

:16:04. > :16:05.and Wycombe on Tuesday. After three defeats in their last

:16:06. > :16:08.four at home it must be a relief They'll be trying to

:16:09. > :16:12.maintain their second place Exeter City remain in the play off

:16:13. > :16:16.pack and will be hoping to consolidate that position

:16:17. > :16:18.when they host lowly Accrington. Yeovil are at Morecambe trying

:16:19. > :16:22.to stop the rot while Torquay face another relegation six pointer

:16:23. > :16:25.at bottom side Southport. It's a sport that can be played

:16:26. > :16:29.at any age and that's the image one group of young people think

:16:30. > :16:31.bowls should have. At the moment they're in the middle

:16:32. > :16:35.of a world record attempt in Dorset Our sports reporter Tony Husband

:16:36. > :16:40.is in Weymouth this evening to see how things are going for the team

:16:41. > :16:54.whose average age is 29. We are watching just one of what

:16:55. > :16:58.will probably be 500 odd ends this weekend as these guys try and get a

:16:59. > :17:04.place in the Guinness book of records. The countdown clock is on.

:17:05. > :17:11.72 hours they want to play for to get into the record books. There is

:17:12. > :17:15.only six players. Big challenge, how will you do it?

:17:16. > :17:24.We are for and half hours into its own not feeling the strain yet. The

:17:25. > :17:29.first day will be the hardest -- the hardest part will be halfway

:17:30. > :17:36.through. Some banter and jokes will keep us going. Once we're on the

:17:37. > :17:40.home straight we will see finish. It is raising money for charity and

:17:41. > :17:47.changing the image of the sport. A lot of people see this as an older

:17:48. > :17:57.person's sport which is not true. Anybody can play it, from four years

:17:58. > :18:00.old up to 90s. You can play it socially or competitively.

:18:01. > :18:02.Where will it all end? 1pm on Monday, hopefully.

:18:03. > :18:07.And if you want to follow their progress live you can log

:18:08. > :18:09.onto our Facebook page and see how they're getting on.

:18:10. > :18:12.Cornwall has a brand new team of world champions!

:18:13. > :18:14.Four youngsters from across the county have won the under-12

:18:15. > :18:16.World Association of kick boxing Organisations World Cup.

:18:17. > :18:18.They beat 32 other teams in the competition

:18:19. > :18:26.David George has been to meet the team.

:18:27. > :18:30.Leah, Oscar, Aaron, James, number one in

:18:31. > :18:41.It's taken months of training, sometimes four

:18:42. > :18:53.times a week, to bring them to their world-beating standard.

:18:54. > :18:55.Yet they've all only been taking part in the sport

:18:56. > :18:58.12-year-old James is doing some pad work with their coach.

:18:59. > :19:02.So I can move that around a little bit.

:19:03. > :19:10.And here they are at the big competition in Dublin.

:19:11. > :19:12.They faced 32 other teams over three days

:19:13. > :19:17.Oscar's dad was so chuffed he couldn't hold the camera still.

:19:18. > :19:21.I'm really proud, really happy for the whole team.

:19:22. > :19:24.They've spent a lot of time getting there and all the

:19:25. > :19:26.organisers of it, yeah, it's really good.

:19:27. > :19:30.There was quite a lot of shouting and jumping around and we were all

:19:31. > :19:38.They get points for kicks and punches which make contact.

:19:39. > :19:42.They do wear helmets in competitions.

:19:43. > :19:47.Myself and Bradley, the other coach, had a real strong feeling beforehand

:19:48. > :19:51.of how well they would do and they proved us right.

:19:52. > :19:55.So how does it feel to be world champion?

:19:56. > :19:58.We had all our parents shouting, we were shouting on the mat.

:19:59. > :20:05.I was running around the mat screaming my head off.

:20:06. > :20:09.I just like knowing that I'm good at something

:20:10. > :20:12.and that I have a hobby, not just sitting at home doing

:20:13. > :20:22.And I told them that I won the teams' and

:20:23. > :20:29.And this is the magnificent World Cup they won.

:20:30. > :20:32.I think they should hold it, don't you?

:20:33. > :20:42.And a quick update on the 13-year-old Cornish cyclist

:20:43. > :20:43.who's making his way across Australia

:20:44. > :20:50.Siam Juntakeret from Bodmin started his challenge a week ago

:20:51. > :20:55.He's got nearly two and a half thousand miles to go and hopes

:20:56. > :21:06.to finish in 32 days and break the world record.

:21:07. > :21:13.Apparently he is missing home of thought. But he is doing so well.

:21:14. > :21:14.Some inspiring young people in sport tonight.

:21:15. > :21:17.From a speed record on two wheels to one involving four.

:21:18. > :21:20.The Bloodhound Super Sonic Car is hoping to break the World

:21:21. > :21:22.The challenge has inspired school children to make

:21:23. > :21:29.And today their building skills were put to the test.

:21:30. > :21:32.At a playground in Plymouth pupils lined up their vehicles for a race

:21:33. > :21:48.Spotlight's John Danks was there for us.

:21:49. > :21:57.Three, two, one, go. Forget Bunsen burner, this is rocket

:21:58. > :22:03.science. They have been given basic materials

:22:04. > :22:08.to put together a designer over several weeks and come and compete

:22:09. > :22:12.with rockets and see who can get the fastest speed as they launch across

:22:13. > :22:21.the playground. The car is our all fitted with a BBC

:22:22. > :22:26.Micro bed computer to measure speed. The army were on hand to set them

:22:27. > :22:32.off. The cars are propelled by rockets,

:22:33. > :22:42.many fireworks, so we fire them off and record the car is' times.

:22:43. > :22:56.There were really good times today. The fastest was six miles per hour.

:22:57. > :23:07.It might go wrong. I enjoyed making it. It was fun

:23:08. > :23:12.watching it. We tried shipping it so that he

:23:13. > :23:17.would flow over it so it wouldn't hold it back. -- shaping it.

:23:18. > :23:24.How did you feel when setting it off?

:23:25. > :23:32.Is it going to work? Did it? Yes. If they get through

:23:33. > :23:37.that, they will be moving onto the national finals and then they can go

:23:38. > :23:42.to South Africa if they win that we're the Bloodhound cars be racing

:23:43. > :23:50.to beat 1000 mph. That will require some proper ear

:23:51. > :23:53.protection. That looked great fun. That remains

:23:54. > :23:57.me of you leaving the car park. And it's not just these

:23:58. > :23:59.children in Plymouth getting People all over the country have

:24:00. > :24:02.been throwing themselves And if you'd like a little help

:24:03. > :24:06.with getting started, the BBC's Terrific Scientific web

:24:07. > :24:08.pages have all you need Let's race across to the weather and

:24:09. > :24:26.see what is happening this weekend. Try not to thump him well I'm doing

:24:27. > :24:32.the weather. We have had that mist and fog over the last couple of

:24:33. > :24:36.days. The good news is there is a more promising story to be had but

:24:37. > :24:51.be patient because it is probably not till later on Sunday that we see

:24:52. > :24:55.increased visibility. The fog has been pretty much all the way along

:24:56. > :25:07.the south coast but there has been some holes.

:25:08. > :25:15.There is some mist around tomorrow morning but not as thick fog as it

:25:16. > :25:20.has been. Turning colder but brighter with some showers on Sunday

:25:21. > :25:24.morning and then on Sunday afternoon. We can see that weather

:25:25. > :25:28.on one satellite picture. The weather front that brings the

:25:29. > :25:34.showery outbreaks of rain and this is the clear sky heading our way for

:25:35. > :25:39.Sunday afternoon. Quite a lot happening. The little area of low

:25:40. > :25:50.pressure that has developed is making it slow-moving. Ahead of it,

:25:51. > :25:58.more -- moist and mail bear. A lot of sunshine to be had. High pressure

:25:59. > :26:02.starts to come back next week so something to look forward to. But we

:26:03. > :26:08.still have the mist and fog to contend with and that would be a

:26:09. > :26:16.problem overnight. Thickening by the morning particularly in western

:26:17. > :26:21.parts of Cornwall. You can see the layer of cloud is pretty low.

:26:22. > :26:30.Relatively calm conditions but those on their way out will notice how

:26:31. > :26:38.poor the visibility is. Even the seagulls have given up and come

:26:39. > :26:41.inshore. It will be a mild night. Slightly cooler than it was last

:26:42. > :26:56.night and tomorrow some brightness, some greyness. The best of its in

:26:57. > :27:06.parts of North Devon and Somerset. Light winds tomorrow mainly from the

:27:07. > :27:14.West. There could be problems with flights in and out of the Isles of

:27:15. > :27:22.Scilly. Most beaches clean. Not much of a breeze. After some showery rain

:27:23. > :27:32.on Sunday, the sunshine comes back. Have a nice weekend. And we are all

:27:33. > :27:38.back on Monday but there will be bulletins across the weekend. I'm

:27:39. > :27:53.going to duff up just and for that comment. Good night.

:27:54. > :27:56.So, like, you get sponsored to swap clothes with somebody for a day.

:27:57. > :27:58.Yeah, yeah, yeah. OK, I don't get that. So, maybe...

:27:59. > :28:01.I don't get that. ..you wear your mother's clothes?

:28:02. > :28:05.I don't get it. What does she wear? No, no, she wears someone else's.

:28:06. > :28:09.OK, I don't get that, it's too complicated. Do another one.

:28:10. > :28:12.So, like, you get sponsored to let people lick stuff

:28:13. > :28:15.No, but, like, you get these flavoured... Cool, yeah.

:28:16. > :28:19.Not going to happen. Peanut butter. Do another one.

:28:20. > :28:23.For better ideas, get your free fundraising kit now.

:28:24. > :28:26.Let's Sing And Dance exploded onto our screens,

:28:27. > :28:28.setting the stage alight...literally.

:28:29. > :28:35.Stars were a-swinging... Could somebody help me?