:00:00. > :00:00.In tonight's programme: is all
:00:00. > :00:00.A former doctor, already a convicted child
:00:07. > :00:09.abuser is given a new four-year jail term after being found guilty
:00:10. > :00:15.Also comfort at Christmas for children who've
:00:16. > :00:28.I can still remember what happened clearly in my head. It kept
:00:29. > :00:31.replaying in my head while I was in primary school. It was horrible.
:00:32. > :00:33.And later on, living above the shop - the changing face
:00:34. > :00:35.of the cornershop and how it's fought for survival
:00:36. > :00:50.A former paediatrician, convicted of sexually
:00:51. > :00:53.abusing vunerable patients at Stoke Mandeville hospital
:00:54. > :00:56.in the 1970s and '80s, has been sentenced to four
:00:57. > :01:00.Michael Salmon committed his crimes against girls
:01:01. > :01:04.aged between 8 and 16, at the same time Jimmy Savile abused
:01:05. > :01:09.Police don't believe the two men's offences were linked.
:01:10. > :01:13.Peter Cooke reports from Reading Crown Court.
:01:14. > :01:16.He treated his patients as objects - objects he used for his own
:01:17. > :01:23.Michael Salmon was sentenced to four years in prison today
:01:24. > :01:27.after being convicted of 14 indecent assaults against ten children
:01:28. > :01:34.The youngest victim was just eight years old.
:01:35. > :01:37.Last year, the former doctor was found guilty of similar offences
:01:38. > :01:45.Today's four-year sentence will be added to that total.
:01:46. > :01:48.During both cases, he denied the charges and called
:01:49. > :01:54.She's alleged that you felt her breasts
:01:55. > :02:17.I'm sorry, this is getting beyond a first. These are all completely
:02:18. > :02:19.unrelated girls that have come forward.
:02:20. > :02:22.I'm sorry but I have never offered money to patients whatsoever.
:02:23. > :02:25.Most of the assaults took place behind a screen in his consulting
:02:26. > :02:28.He told the children the intimate examinations
:02:29. > :02:30.were part of their treatment and occasionally their parents were
:02:31. > :02:36.His abuse at the hospital took place during the same period Jimmy Savile
:02:37. > :02:40.abused patients at the site but it's not believed any
:02:41. > :02:46.Some of Michael Salmon's victims were in court today.
:02:47. > :02:48.Many went to the police after seeing media
:02:49. > :02:53.The judge said the former paediatrician had
:02:54. > :02:59.An esteem that was utterly misplaced.
:03:00. > :03:01.The judge said Michael Salmon had shown conceited arrogance
:03:02. > :03:09.She added he considered himself bombproof and had never expressed
:03:10. > :03:12.any remorse or contrition for his crimes.
:03:13. > :03:15.In fact, during sentencing he repeatedly shook his head.
:03:16. > :03:24.He will be 93 years old before he is considered for parole.
:03:25. > :03:27.A seventy eight year old coach driver who crashed into a stationary
:03:28. > :03:30.car on the M1 killing three people, two from Buckinghamshire,
:03:31. > :03:36.Alan Peters was driving his double-decker coach on the hard
:03:37. > :03:40.shoulder of the motorway, despite overhead signs telling
:03:41. > :03:43.motorists not to use it, when he hit the Audi.
:03:44. > :03:48.Two of the three men who died were from Newport Pagnell.
:03:49. > :03:50.The judge said Peters was in "state of semi-consciousness" at the time.
:03:51. > :03:55.Another prisoner has died at high security Woodhill
:03:56. > :04:00.An inquest will open tomorrow into the cause of death last Sunday.
:04:01. > :04:03.Six prisoners have already taken their lives at Woodhill this year.
:04:04. > :04:06.Two years ago an inspector's report described the number of incidents
:04:07. > :04:08.as very high and said the prison response
:04:09. > :04:13.Police are investigating how a bus ploughed into
:04:14. > :04:18.It happened on Saturday afternoon while a woman was putting
:04:19. > :04:22.She was treated for a graze on her eye at hospital.
:04:23. > :04:24.The woman and her husband have been told the house
:04:25. > :04:27.in Holmer Green is now unsafe and they are staying with friends.
:04:28. > :04:33.Three passengers on the bus were also injured.
:04:34. > :04:36.A youngster who found his father dead on a sofa after returning home
:04:37. > :04:39.from school has spoken of how he's been helped
:04:40. > :04:43.Aidan Neale, from Aylesbury, was just nine years
:04:44. > :04:47.old when his dad suffered the unexpected heart failure.
:04:48. > :04:50.He's been supported by Child Bereavement UK.
:04:51. > :04:54.Weekly calls to its helpline have doubled in the past few weeks.
:04:55. > :05:10.Would often come home and say, right, let's go and do
:05:11. > :05:12.so-and-so for the weekend, and off we'd go.
:05:13. > :05:18.March 2008, Aidan and I came home from picking him up from school
:05:19. > :05:20.and we found Paul unconscious on the sofa.
:05:21. > :05:30.I couldn't really concentrate with anything.
:05:31. > :05:36.Child Bereavement UK runs group sessions for youngsters who've had
:05:37. > :05:40.to deal with similar tragedies, and Aidan, now 17, thinks it's
:05:41. > :05:47.This is such a calm environment, so it's somewhere I can
:05:48. > :05:51.My anger would have got much worse and I probably would have
:05:52. > :05:55.Way more if I wouldn't have come here.
:05:56. > :06:01.Good afternoon, Child Bereavement UK, Anita speaking.
:06:02. > :06:03.Calls to the charity's national support line
:06:04. > :06:08.Normally they'd get 55 a week, but at this time of year
:06:09. > :06:12.It's an extremely busy period for us.
:06:13. > :06:16.Particularly in the build-up to Christmas.
:06:17. > :06:20.Families find that in some ways more challenging than the actual day.
:06:21. > :06:24.It's the build-up, the hype, the excitement, the anxiety of how
:06:25. > :06:30.Despite the support they've had, Aidan and his mother say their grief
:06:31. > :06:41.You only knew them when they were tiny.
:06:42. > :06:44.Aidan's a young man now and I know he'd be so proud of him.
:06:45. > :06:50.And it just makes you really sad that he's not here to see it all.
:06:51. > :06:52.Thames Valley Police is defending its use of unmarked
:06:53. > :06:56.lorries to crack down on drivers using their phones behind the wheel.
:06:57. > :06:59.Last week 12 people were caught using their phones on the M40
:07:00. > :07:02.by the covert lorry in a 5-hour period.
:07:03. > :07:05.The latest crackdown comes after 30 year old lorry driver Tomasz Kroker
:07:06. > :07:10.was jailed for killing four people - while changing the music
:07:11. > :07:17.Police have released the picture of a man they want to speak
:07:18. > :07:19.to in connection with an incident where a pensioner was
:07:20. > :07:22.knocked to the floor, suffering a broken hip.
:07:23. > :07:25.The CCTV image's been released after thieves
:07:26. > :07:31.fled from a music store, hitting the man.
:07:32. > :07:33.A 34-year-old Chipping Norton man's been arrested on suspicion
:07:34. > :07:36.of grievous bodily harm and bailed until January.
:07:37. > :07:39.A report into the way a special school in the Cotswolds
:07:40. > :07:41.was being run has uncovered claims of pupils running out
:07:42. > :07:44.of control and a failure to ensure their safeguarding.
:07:45. > :07:46.Earlier this year all the pupils were removed from Coln House
:07:47. > :07:52.Today, in a separate development, the local authority said
:07:53. > :07:55.it was recommending the school should be closed as it's no
:07:56. > :07:58.Today's decision comes despite the majority of people
:07:59. > :08:03.consulted saying they wanted it to remain open.
:08:04. > :08:07.Clearly a lot of people who were resident in Fairford itself and were
:08:08. > :08:11.quite concerned about what the future holds for that site.
:08:12. > :08:14.And I want to be very clear that when
:08:15. > :08:25.There's a lot of good community use that goes on
:08:26. > :08:29.The rugby club use it, the sports clubs, there is all sorts.
:08:30. > :08:31.This isn't about closing them out, we
:08:32. > :08:34.really want to see how we can work with the community so that there is
:08:35. > :08:38.A community-run village store in Buckinghamshire has won
:08:39. > :08:40.The Shop, in North Marston, sells local produce
:08:41. > :08:44.The manager, Eddie Parsley, received a personal award.
:08:45. > :08:47.Eddie Parsley prides himself on giving customers a warm welcome.
:08:48. > :08:52.He's been running The Shop in North Marston for five years.
:08:53. > :09:00.Customers say they prefer the shop to the big supermarkets.
:09:01. > :09:03.It's a local shop, which obviously I support, but also it's only just
:09:04. > :09:07.up the road and parking's good as well, so anything that you run
:09:08. > :09:12.out of or you feel that you need, I just pop over.
:09:13. > :09:14.It gives people a chance for somewhere to meet
:09:15. > :09:17.and have a chat that perhaps they don't always get a chance
:09:18. > :09:25.to see each other and you can spend time talking to people.
:09:26. > :09:29.He's an amazing find for the shop and he looks after it.
:09:30. > :09:35.He's fine, good to talk to and he keeps a very tight ship.
:09:36. > :09:42.Eddie and The Shop's successes have now been recognised nationally.
:09:43. > :09:45.The Shop won a prize in the Rural Community Ownership awards.
:09:46. > :09:47.Eddie picked up the People's Choice Award, with the judges
:09:48. > :09:51.recognising his caring, kind and efficient approach.
:09:52. > :09:55.I never thought I was going to get any award.
:09:56. > :09:57.So to be crowned with two big achievements is amazing.
:09:58. > :10:02.It's just the hub of the community, really, and we're served by local
:10:03. > :10:09.An important part of the business model here is that profits
:10:10. > :10:15.After a successful 12 months, Eddie and his team have even
:10:16. > :10:25.Finally - BBC Radio Oxford has played host to a special
:10:26. > :10:30.Cracker the Reindeer took a break from his usual duties to bring
:10:31. > :10:34.Charles Nove and the breakfast team some seasonal cheer.
:10:35. > :10:36.Cracker is from a local firm called Reindeer 2 hire -
:10:37. > :10:38.based near Didcot - and was chaperoning west-end
:10:39. > :10:47.But we do have reindeer that don't do Christmas.
:10:48. > :10:50.We'll let them do what they want to do when they want to do it.
:10:51. > :10:52.Santa's reindeer will definitely be calling
:10:53. > :10:56.She's never naughty, always nice and she's next
:10:57. > :11:20.Sussex Police says it's investigating six separate reports
:11:21. > :11:24.of historical sexual abuse at football clubs in the county.
:11:25. > :11:27.None of the claims relate to the county's league sides
:11:28. > :11:29.Brighton and Hove Albion and Crawley Town.
:11:30. > :11:32.The force says the offences were allegedly committed by six
:11:33. > :11:36.Across the UK, there have been reports of abuse relating
:11:37. > :11:42.Residents at Pagham in West Sussex will be keeping an anxious eye
:11:43. > :11:45.on the weather and tides over Christmas, after new measures
:11:46. > :11:47.to protect their seafront homes from flooding were washed away.
:11:48. > :11:50.Last week, shingle designed to give winter protection had been
:11:51. > :11:53.But Friday's high tide made short work of that.
:11:54. > :11:55.Householders have been waiting more than a year for a decision
:11:56. > :11:57.on a planning application for substantial defences.
:11:58. > :12:17.But it was a different picture here on Friday.
:12:18. > :12:20.Just days after the local council put 10,000 cubic
:12:21. > :12:22.metres of shingle down, a tidal surge coincided
:12:23. > :12:32.That has resulted in the loss of the majority of shingle that had
:12:33. > :12:37.been put to increase the depth to the beach crest.
:12:38. > :12:40.They will be concerned because this was a defence for the winter.
:12:41. > :12:43.We have two very high tides over the coming months.
:12:44. > :12:49.That will be the protection that has been washed away.
:12:50. > :12:53.I'm not aware of any other emergency work being undertaken.
:12:54. > :12:55.The district council says it will undertake work as resources
:12:56. > :13:03.allow and it has carried out significant works in recent years
:13:04. > :13:05.including building a rock revetement, and it believes the work
:13:06. > :13:11.carried out last week reduced the effect of the tidal surge.
:13:12. > :13:16.One beach-front resident at risk from flooding is David Huntley.
:13:17. > :13:22.It was very different when he moved here 20 years ago.
:13:23. > :13:27.Also, in the summer, we would get five metres of beach added.
:13:28. > :13:29.In the winter, three metres taken away.
:13:30. > :13:40.I was worried they would build houses in front.
:13:41. > :13:47.We had the tidal surge come through two metres above normal.
:13:48. > :13:50.It came as far as the edge of the vegetation which is
:13:51. > :13:56.Pagham parish council wants to cut through a shingle bank which has
:13:57. > :13:58.appeared in recent years, altering the currents,
:13:59. > :14:00.and the council believes causing beach erosion.
:14:01. > :14:03.The council hopes an agreement is close on the planning
:14:04. > :14:11.Whatever happens with the planning application, work won't be getting
:14:12. > :14:14.underway in the next couple of months which means the residents
:14:15. > :14:15.in the seafront properties here will remain vulnerable
:14:16. > :14:18.to the worst of the storms for the remainder of this winter.
:14:19. > :14:21.Sean Killick, BBC South Today, Pagham.
:14:22. > :14:23.The Mid-Sussex MP Sir Nicholas Soames is backing calls
:14:24. > :14:25.for new laws to curb strikes, as industrial action continues
:14:26. > :14:32.There were delays and cancellations this morning due to strike
:14:33. > :14:37.action by the RMT union, and an overtime ban by the drivers
:14:38. > :14:39.union Aslef over changes to the role of guards.
:14:40. > :14:42.Shoreham MP Tim Loughton is bringing his Rail Ombudsman Bill
:14:43. > :14:44.forward tomorrow, calling for tougher penalties
:14:45. > :14:49.for rail operators for delays and cancellations.
:14:50. > :14:52.They've been a fixture in towns, cities and villages for decades and,
:14:53. > :14:54.tonight, the cornershop is the subject of a
:14:55. > :14:58.Booze, Beans And Bhajis looks at how we've come to love the corner shop
:14:59. > :15:01.It's presented by journalist Babita Sharma whose parents owned
:15:02. > :15:07.Earlier, Babita came into the studio to talk to me about the film,
:15:08. > :15:20.and this is the moment they go back to their cornershop.
:15:21. > :15:25.Today, I am going back to our old cornershop.
:15:26. > :15:29.VP Superstore in Reading, owned and run by my mum and dad.
:15:30. > :15:41.For me and my sisters, the shop was our home,
:15:42. > :15:45.What was it like living over the shop?
:15:46. > :16:02.It is only now I am a bit older that I think of it
:16:03. > :16:05.as being so different because, to me, it was normal,
:16:06. > :16:08.when you spend 15 years of your life living over the shop.
:16:09. > :16:10.Stacking shelves was part and parcel of what you do.
:16:11. > :16:13.Walking in the front door of the shop to get to the back area
:16:14. > :16:16.where you might sit down, take your satchel off, was normal.
:16:17. > :16:20.Most people don't do that when they walk home from school.
:16:21. > :16:23.You have others in your front living room doing an exchange of goods
:16:24. > :16:26.Bizarre when I think about it but so special.
:16:27. > :16:29.The thing that comes over from the programme is the cornershop
:16:30. > :16:31.is the heart of the community, where the gossip is,
:16:32. > :16:36.where the shopkeepers know their customers.
:16:37. > :16:42.I had a customer who was a very educated man, very well spoken.
:16:43. > :16:45.I said, "What is the matter, you look very upset and sad."
:16:46. > :16:50.I came out and put my hands on his shoulder,
:16:51. > :16:54."what is the matter, Tom?"
:16:55. > :16:56.He put his head on my shoulder, and he started crying.
:16:57. > :17:14.I am not only a shopkeeper, I am part of the community.
:17:15. > :17:17.I like to think of it as where the art of conversation
:17:18. > :17:22.Where else do you get such a mix of people?
:17:23. > :17:26.You wouldn't get that in any other kind of space but there.
:17:27. > :17:29.It shows, over the decades, the movement and migration
:17:30. > :17:37.of people, and the impact that had on our culture.
:17:38. > :17:39.It's extraodinary to think how many migrants actually did take
:17:40. > :17:46.If you were an immigrant, the chances of gaining
:17:47. > :17:57.That has carried on with a new generation of immigrants today,
:17:58. > :18:03.You get to work for yourself, if you're willing to work hard,
:18:04. > :18:08.The cornershop has had to fight for its survival
:18:09. > :18:16.We could not believe doing the research how many times it
:18:17. > :18:23.After World War II, the emergence of the big supermarkets,
:18:24. > :18:25.the glamour and Americana of refrigeration that
:18:26. > :18:33.To the change in Sunday trading laws in the 1990s.
:18:34. > :18:39.Because we all need our milk or newspaper.
:18:40. > :18:44.The future of the cornershop, is it safe or not?
:18:45. > :18:50.As long as people are willing to come through the living room,
:18:51. > :18:53.my home as when I was a child, I think we will be OK.
:18:54. > :19:00.And Babita's programme, Booze, Beans and Bhajis:
:19:01. > :19:03.The Story Of The Cornershop is tonight at ten o'clock
:19:04. > :19:30.A big match yesterday. Do recall in a south coast derby?
:19:31. > :19:32.Some people do. -- do you call it. It was a big game. It was decided by
:19:33. > :19:34.one man. Jay Rodriguez' first Premier League
:19:35. > :19:36.goals since August gave Southampton With the winners moving up
:19:37. > :19:40.to seventh in the Premier League, it's Saints that have the momentum
:19:41. > :19:43.going into the Christmas fixtures, The crowd came expecting a festive
:19:44. > :19:49.cracker, and it began with a bang. Acrobatics from Ake just six minutes
:19:50. > :19:52.in made it the perfect Jack Wilshere's first
:19:53. > :19:56.assist for the club, But Southampton having scored just
:19:57. > :20:03.three goals in their previous seven Ryan Bertrand waltzing
:20:04. > :20:06.into the box and arrowing Steven Davis, on as a second-half
:20:07. > :20:16.substitute, had an immediate impact. Combining well with Sofianne Boufal
:20:17. > :20:19.to gift wrap a goal Rodriguez, who has hardly
:20:20. > :20:26.played for the past two years due to injuries,
:20:27. > :20:28.proved he could also do it from distance,
:20:29. > :20:30.producing the defining moment 20 yards out, five minutes left,
:20:31. > :20:39.one top corner found. A significant moment in Rodriguez'
:20:40. > :20:44.long road back to recovery. It is nice to be part of the team
:20:45. > :20:48.and scoring and be sharp. I think the main thing
:20:49. > :20:56.is the three points. The lads worked really hard,
:20:57. > :20:58.against a good Bournemouth side, three points in the Christmas
:20:59. > :21:00.period is good. I felt we weren't at
:21:01. > :21:05.our best level today. Physically, technically,
:21:06. > :21:07.we didn't play as well as we have Credit to Southampton,
:21:08. > :21:10.they deserved to win today. Southampton move up
:21:11. > :21:13.to seventh, three points Elsewehere, in the Football League,
:21:14. > :21:20.a number of our teams left it late, Kris Temple's round-up of the action
:21:21. > :21:26.starts with the Seagulls of Brighton Lukas Jutkiewicz put the hosts
:21:27. > :21:32.in front, but the Seagulls once Anthony Knockaert's volley levelling
:21:33. > :21:39.things with eight minutes left. Before deep into injury time,
:21:40. > :21:42.Glenn Murray was on hand with a cool head to move Brighton eight points
:21:43. > :21:45.clear of Reading in third. The Royals themselves left it late,
:21:46. > :21:48.but got the job done at Blackburn. Dominic Samuel fired
:21:49. > :21:50.the visitors in front, before Danny Graham levelled just
:21:51. > :21:54.before the break. Liam Kelly's fine strike
:21:55. > :21:58.was denied by the woodwork, but Liam Moore's chest put Reading
:21:59. > :22:01.back in front, albeit in less But Rovers returned
:22:02. > :22:06.again to make it 2-2. With the draw looking likely,
:22:07. > :22:08.up popped George Evans with seconds remaining,
:22:09. > :22:10.taking all three points Oxford are unbeaten in eight,
:22:11. > :22:16.after coming from behind Chris Maguire's free kick first
:22:17. > :22:20.cancelled out James Vaughan's After falling behind again,
:22:21. > :22:24.up stepped Maguire. Another free kick,
:22:25. > :22:28.cue another equaliser. With momentum on their side,
:22:29. > :22:30.Oxford's pressure paid off. Greg Leigh turning a low
:22:31. > :22:32.cross into his own net. MK Dons' boss Robbie Neilson saw his
:22:33. > :22:39.side lose for the first time. Cody McDonald's strike enough
:22:40. > :22:42.to give Gillingham the win. Dons now three points
:22:43. > :22:45.above the relegation zone. Luke Norris's close-range header
:22:46. > :22:47.put Swindon in front Only for David Ball
:22:48. > :22:53.to equalise ten minutes later. Michael Doughty had
:22:54. > :22:55.the opportunity to seal the win Portsmouth couldn't find a way past
:22:56. > :23:03.former goalkeeper Trevor Carson. The Hartlepool shot-stopper pulled
:23:04. > :23:05.off three superb saves including Hampshire all-rounder Liam Dawson
:23:06. > :23:15.has taken his maiden Test wicket trapping Murali Vijay lbw in one
:23:16. > :23:18.of few highlights for England Dawson later removed Jadeja,
:23:19. > :23:26.ending with figures of two A four-point weekend moved
:23:27. > :23:34.Basingstoke Bison back up to third The first goal of their 4-2 home win
:23:35. > :23:39.over Bracknell Bees on Saturday, sparked a torrent of bears
:23:40. > :23:41.being thrown on to the ice, as part of Bison's annual
:23:42. > :23:43.fundraising collection for Naomi The two sides faced off again
:23:44. > :23:49.on Sunday, with Bison And now for proof that
:23:50. > :23:55.practice pays off. 81-year-old Dickie Borthwick
:23:56. > :23:57.from Dorset, who we featured last week, is looking for a football
:23:58. > :23:59.club to join. Obviously got his eye
:24:00. > :24:01.in as he slotted penalty after penalty past me,
:24:02. > :24:04.as this weekend Dickie made his debut for Portland Town
:24:05. > :24:06.in a charity match. He played over 70 minutes and scored
:24:07. > :24:20.a penalty with five minutes to go! well done to him.
:24:21. > :24:40.You are part of it giving him all that training.
:24:41. > :24:53.The board names for South West trains has made it a festive
:24:54. > :24:58.celebration at train stations. And sweets were being given out with
:24:59. > :25:00.tickets! Wish I was there. You don't see that
:25:01. > :25:06.on trains I go on. Let us take a look at your weather
:25:07. > :25:14.pictures. Jamie Fielding took this picture
:25:15. > :25:17.of the murky conditions in Midhurst. Harry Harman photographed the cloudy
:25:18. > :25:19.conditions in Poole. And this close-up of a robin
:25:20. > :25:31.was taken at Rowlands This week, we start with a misty
:25:32. > :25:38.note, outbreaks of drizzle. A fairly cold start. Today a high of just
:25:39. > :25:44.seven Celsius. Overnight, Chile as well. Rain or drizzle, some
:25:45. > :25:47.sunshine. Towards the Christmas weekend, things turned a little wet
:25:48. > :25:53.and windy. Clearing skies for some overnight, a
:25:54. > :25:58.touch of frost in the countryside, down to freezing.
:25:59. > :26:00.In general, three Celsius. A chilly night with outbreaks of light rain
:26:01. > :26:05.and drizzle. We start the morning tomorrow with a
:26:06. > :26:12.fair and much of cloud, drizzle is likely along the south coast and
:26:13. > :26:16.Isle of Wight. Showers inland. Dry inland for most places, temperatures
:26:17. > :26:20.reaching seven Celsius. Another chilly day. Tomorrow, the
:26:21. > :26:25.card will gather. Outbreaks of drizzle at times. The
:26:26. > :26:30.risk of frost in the countryside. In band of rain moving in in the
:26:31. > :26:35.second part of Wednesday. Temperatures falling to three
:26:36. > :26:39.Celsius. A pretty wet start to the day on Wednesday.
:26:40. > :26:45.The rain booth at the way, a drier interlude with sunny spells in the
:26:46. > :26:47.middle of the day before the next band of rain arrives in the
:26:48. > :26:50.afternoon. Some dry spells, a high of 11
:26:51. > :26:54.Celsius. The winds will increase through the
:26:55. > :26:58.latter part of Wednesday. Thursday, rain showers at times,
:26:59. > :27:03.patchy drizzle. Drier conditions in the evening, and
:27:04. > :27:07.an overnight frost. Friday, a dry start.
:27:08. > :27:12.Going downhill later. We have a deep area of low pressure from the
:27:13. > :27:15.Atlantic. The winds will increase.
:27:16. > :27:21.Rain moving in by evening. And gales along the south coast. The
:27:22. > :27:28.weekend will be cold, heavy rain, a chance of a storm.
:27:29. > :27:31.Not what we were hoping for! Snow. We could even have Storm Barbra, the
:27:32. > :27:35.second of the season. Ben dropping
:27:36. > :27:51.a frozen turkey on Mum's foot. Put me down!
:27:52. > :27:53.No, we talked about this. Taser him! That is a video game,
:27:54. > :27:56.isn't it? I'm going to need at least another
:27:57. > :28:01.15 years to recover from children. This is all nonsense - it's highly
:28:02. > :28:25.entertaining, nonetheless it's... I'm starting this new job, I'm
:28:26. > :28:28.taking over a really tough school. Where is it?
:28:29. > :28:31.You're not going down south...? Huddersfield? I know. That's like
:28:32. > :28:34.the dark side of the moon. You do know that this house
:28:35. > :28:39.is haunted? This is all nonsense - it's highly
:28:40. > :28:49.entertaining, nonetheless it's...