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This programme contains very strong language and adult humour | 0:00:02 | 0:00:08 | |
WAVES LAPPING | 0:00:09 | 0:00:12 | |
MAN SPEAKING TONGAN | 0:00:29 | 0:00:33 | |
Everything was happy and it was a peaceful place here, | 0:00:35 | 0:00:39 | |
until Jonah came along. | 0:00:39 | 0:00:40 | |
HE CONTINUES IN TONGAN | 0:00:40 | 0:00:44 | |
Jonah is like a fucking idiot. | 0:00:46 | 0:00:48 | |
JONAH SHOUTS | 0:00:48 | 0:00:49 | |
'He uses swear languages most of the time.' | 0:00:49 | 0:00:52 | |
I told you to wait, you fucking pussy! | 0:00:52 | 0:00:54 | |
'He's very annoying. No-one likes him here.' | 0:00:54 | 0:00:56 | |
I told you to fucking wait, you dickhead! | 0:00:56 | 0:00:58 | |
'The whole island's boring, there's nothing to do.' | 0:00:58 | 0:01:01 | |
Tonga's shit. | 0:01:01 | 0:01:03 | |
And my uncle, he's a homo. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:05 | |
SPEAKS TONGAN | 0:01:05 | 0:01:07 | |
He is a very bully person. | 0:01:10 | 0:01:13 | |
-Come over! -'He hits the little kids every time they play.' | 0:01:13 | 0:01:16 | |
Coconuts! Give me coconuts! | 0:01:16 | 0:01:18 | |
-'He cannot leave them alone.' -Get the little girls! | 0:01:18 | 0:01:21 | |
Come closer! I won't do anything, I promise. | 0:01:22 | 0:01:25 | |
'Most of the time, he's very disrespectful of his aunties.' | 0:01:26 | 0:01:29 | |
Hey! | 0:01:29 | 0:01:30 | |
It's not my dick! It's a bottle! It's a bottle! | 0:01:30 | 0:01:33 | |
'He's very mean to my son, Komaki. He's always picking on him.' | 0:01:35 | 0:01:39 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:01:39 | 0:01:41 | |
Komaki has so many places in his body to be beaten, | 0:01:42 | 0:01:45 | |
but he only chooses to hit his balls. | 0:01:45 | 0:01:48 | |
Argh! | 0:01:48 | 0:01:49 | |
Bastard! | 0:01:49 | 0:01:51 | |
SPEAKS TONGAN | 0:01:52 | 0:01:54 | |
'He writes his graffitis around the house, and it's dirty.' | 0:01:56 | 0:02:01 | |
-MAN SPEAKING TONGAN -'He just pisses all of us off.' | 0:02:01 | 0:02:06 | |
Argh! | 0:02:06 | 0:02:08 | |
Suck it, Aunty! | 0:02:08 | 0:02:09 | |
'A few weeks ago, it came to me | 0:02:09 | 0:02:12 | |
'that I really wanted to kill him because of what he did to my car.' | 0:02:12 | 0:02:16 | |
These are my cousins. I don't speak Tongan. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:20 | |
I can't understand half the shit they're saying. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:22 | |
And I know a few rude words... | 0:02:22 | 0:02:24 | |
HE SPEAKS TONGAN | 0:02:24 | 0:02:26 | |
-That means something really rude. -HE SPEAKS TONGAN | 0:02:26 | 0:02:28 | |
I know I said that. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:32 | |
-Jonah always tells lies. -No, I don't. | 0:02:32 | 0:02:35 | |
Hey, boys, in Australia, once I beat the shit out of a kangaroo | 0:02:35 | 0:02:38 | |
because it bit me on the dick. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:40 | |
In Australia, every boy gets a free Ferrari | 0:02:40 | 0:02:43 | |
when they turn 16 from the government. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:45 | |
In Australia, once, I released a single | 0:02:45 | 0:02:48 | |
and I won a Grammy award for it. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:50 | |
A few weeks ago, I turned 14 and I got my official Takalua tattoo. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:54 | |
This is what you get when you're an older boy | 0:02:54 | 0:02:56 | |
and your dad decides that you're brave enough and man enough. | 0:02:56 | 0:03:00 | |
Boys, older boys, show. All Takaluas get them. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:03 | |
And the good thing is, it protects you | 0:03:03 | 0:03:06 | |
so, you know, if... | 0:03:06 | 0:03:08 | |
if I went swimming and a big shark came up, | 0:03:08 | 0:03:11 | |
I could punch a shark in the head | 0:03:11 | 0:03:13 | |
and the shark would die, would just disintegrate. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:16 | |
This is the Takalua link, only Takalua boys can do it. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:19 | |
We link arms, go like this, and if you're strong, you go like this, | 0:03:19 | 0:03:22 | |
pull hard, nothing breaks the Takalua link. | 0:03:22 | 0:03:25 | |
Pull as hard as you can apart, boys. | 0:03:25 | 0:03:27 | |
See? Nothing breaks the Takalua link. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:30 | |
This is the boys' bedroom. Show them where we sleep. | 0:03:30 | 0:03:33 | |
This is where I sleep, and this is Feke, my cousin. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:36 | |
He sleeps here too. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:38 | |
See this? This is my brother back in Sydney, Moses. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:41 | |
Moses is my favourite family person ever and he's a really good singer. | 0:03:41 | 0:03:45 | |
He's, like, the best singer in the world. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:47 | |
And one day, I'm going to take him to America to get a record deal, | 0:03:47 | 0:03:50 | |
and I'm going to be his manager. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:52 | |
Boys, let's all pretend we're asleep, show them how we sleep. | 0:03:52 | 0:03:55 | |
SNORING | 0:03:57 | 0:03:59 | |
Dad! Dad! | 0:04:01 | 0:04:03 | |
Give me a hug. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:05 | |
You've been a little dickhead, haven't you? | 0:04:05 | 0:04:07 | |
'Today, my dad and my Aunty Grace came to visit me from Australia' | 0:04:07 | 0:04:12 | |
to check on my behaviour. | 0:04:12 | 0:04:13 | |
Look at this, Aunty! | 0:04:13 | 0:04:15 | |
-Wow! Beautiful. -New tattoo. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:17 | |
Hey, I've got a surprise for you. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:19 | |
Moses! What are you doing here? | 0:04:19 | 0:04:21 | |
'And the best thing is, they brought my brother, Moses, here.' | 0:04:21 | 0:04:25 | |
-You've grown, motherfucker. -Yeah, you look big as, motherfucker! | 0:04:25 | 0:04:28 | |
Shit! Fuck! This is everyone! I can't believe you're here! | 0:04:28 | 0:04:32 | |
'It was the best surprise ever.' | 0:04:32 | 0:04:34 | |
REGGAE MUSIC | 0:04:34 | 0:04:37 | |
-Moses, let's do the Takalua link. -Oh, yeah. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:43 | |
Hey, Dad, Dad, link me. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:51 | |
-Link arms with me. -Fuck off! | 0:04:51 | 0:04:53 | |
OK, I don't even want to do it with you, anyway. | 0:04:53 | 0:04:55 | |
I miss Jonah very, very much. | 0:04:55 | 0:04:57 | |
And he can't stay here any more. | 0:04:57 | 0:05:00 | |
But I want to take him home, because I love him. | 0:05:00 | 0:05:03 | |
MOSES SINGS | 0:05:05 | 0:05:06 | |
Yeah, Moses! The best singer in the world! | 0:05:06 | 0:05:10 | |
He needs to come home to Australia, | 0:05:10 | 0:05:11 | |
and he's pissing off his uncle way too much. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:15 | |
He needs discipline. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:22 | |
We need to be very strict on him. | 0:05:22 | 0:05:24 | |
We need to put him in a school | 0:05:24 | 0:05:26 | |
where they won't put up with his naughtiness. | 0:05:26 | 0:05:29 | |
Argh! | 0:05:29 | 0:05:31 | |
The having of church and God | 0:05:31 | 0:05:32 | |
will help him to grow up to be a strong and good man. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:36 | |
See you, Tonga! | 0:05:36 | 0:05:37 | |
Love you, Uncle! | 0:05:37 | 0:05:39 | |
HE SHOUTS IN TONGAN | 0:05:39 | 0:05:41 | |
He said, get fucked! | 0:05:41 | 0:05:42 | |
'Going back to Australia, it's going to be mean as. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:45 | |
'I'm going to be good, I'm going to get a good education,' | 0:05:45 | 0:05:48 | |
I'm going to get into uni and make my family proud. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:52 | |
I can be a good boy if I want to be. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:55 | |
MUSIC: "The Jump Awf" by Daniz | 0:06:26 | 0:06:31 | |
Hey, Jonah, is that your brother? Is that your brother, Jonah? | 0:06:48 | 0:06:52 | |
Fuck, let's go! Let's go! | 0:06:52 | 0:06:53 | |
Get away from my brother! | 0:06:53 | 0:06:55 | |
You fucking homo! | 0:06:55 | 0:06:57 | |
Get him in the locker! | 0:06:57 | 0:06:59 | |
Get in! Get in the locker! | 0:06:59 | 0:07:02 | |
Get the lock! | 0:07:04 | 0:07:05 | |
Fucking homo! | 0:07:09 | 0:07:10 | |
That's good work, boys. | 0:07:13 | 0:07:15 | |
STEREO PLAYS HIP-HOP MUSIC | 0:07:17 | 0:07:19 | |
Jonah! Yeah! | 0:07:22 | 0:07:25 | |
Jonah, go! | 0:07:25 | 0:07:27 | |
Whoo-hoo! | 0:07:27 | 0:07:28 | |
Yeah! | 0:07:28 | 0:07:30 | |
Yeah! | 0:07:32 | 0:07:34 | |
-Go on the floor, go on the floor! -Jonah! | 0:07:36 | 0:07:39 | |
Jonah! | 0:07:39 | 0:07:41 | |
You're in deep shit, Graydon wants to kick your arse. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:44 | |
Piss off, fatty! | 0:07:44 | 0:07:46 | |
-Did you put Graydon's little brother in a locker and lock the door? -No. | 0:07:46 | 0:07:49 | |
Well, everyone saw you do it. | 0:07:49 | 0:07:50 | |
He was bullying Moses, he's a homo. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:53 | |
Well, Graydon's pissed and he's looking for you, | 0:07:53 | 0:07:55 | |
so I'd hide, if I were you. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:56 | |
I don't even care, tell him to go marry his dick. | 0:07:56 | 0:07:58 | |
He's in Year 12, Jonah, and he's stronger and bigger than you, | 0:07:58 | 0:08:01 | |
he's school captain, so I'd watch out, if I were you. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:03 | |
I don't care, get out of our area. Go away, fatty! | 0:08:03 | 0:08:05 | |
I don't want to talk to you! It's a Year 9 area. | 0:08:05 | 0:08:09 | |
By the way, I'm telling Dad tonight. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:11 | |
-Enjoy your hiding. -Enjoy my dick. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
We'll go grab our food from the canteen. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:20 | |
Oi! | 0:08:20 | 0:08:22 | |
Oi, dickhead! | 0:08:22 | 0:08:23 | |
-You put my little brother in a locker? -No. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:26 | |
-You're lying, he just told me you did. -Why do you believe him? | 0:08:26 | 0:08:29 | |
It's fucking dangerous! I'm telling the teachers, mate. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:32 | |
-He was bullying my brother! -I don't care. -Go away, ranga. | 0:08:32 | 0:08:35 | |
-Did you just call me a ranga, mate? -Yeah, cos you are one. | 0:08:35 | 0:08:39 | |
Listen, we're in Year 12, | 0:08:39 | 0:08:41 | |
-so I don't need to put up with your Year 9 shit. -I don't care! | 0:08:41 | 0:08:43 | |
-Don't fuck with my little brother. -Don't fuck with my face. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:46 | |
-Apologise for what you did. -Apologise to my dick. | 0:08:48 | 0:08:50 | |
That doesn't make sense, so I'm not going to do it. | 0:08:50 | 0:08:52 | |
Your hair doesn't make sense. Get out of my fucking area! | 0:08:52 | 0:08:55 | |
-Do you want a fucking go about this? -Yeah, I do! | 0:08:55 | 0:08:57 | |
-You seriously want a fight about this? -This is the Year 9 area! | 0:08:57 | 0:09:00 | |
Get out, rangas! | 0:09:00 | 0:09:02 | |
Oi! That's enough! | 0:09:02 | 0:09:05 | |
Break it up! | 0:09:05 | 0:09:08 | |
Graydon, you and your ranga mate... | 0:09:08 | 0:09:09 | |
His little brother was being a bully! | 0:09:09 | 0:09:12 | |
You and your ranga mates just piss off. Off you go. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:15 | |
JONAH AND HIS FRIENDS JEER | 0:09:15 | 0:09:17 | |
Get off the fucking the bricks! | 0:09:17 | 0:09:18 | |
That's enough! Enough! Go on, out of it. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:21 | |
-Yeah, get out! -Go on, piss off! | 0:09:21 | 0:09:23 | |
THEY SHOUT OVER EACH OTHER | 0:09:23 | 0:09:25 | |
Go back to the ranga area! | 0:09:25 | 0:09:27 | |
Piss off, Graydon. Goodbye. Goodbye. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:30 | |
-Goodbye! -Come here, you fucking idiot. | 0:09:30 | 0:09:32 | |
Fuck, sir! Ow! | 0:09:32 | 0:09:34 | |
Are you going to be a dipstick all your life? Seriously, are you? | 0:09:34 | 0:09:37 | |
Sir, I love you. You're a good teacher. | 0:09:37 | 0:09:39 | |
Listen, you lot, I swear to God, I am going to beat | 0:09:39 | 0:09:42 | |
the living shit out of every fucking last one of you | 0:09:42 | 0:09:45 | |
if this continues every morning. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:47 | |
It's five minutes out of my coffee and smoke time that you owe me. | 0:09:47 | 0:09:51 | |
-All right? -Sorry, sir. -Sorry, sir. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:53 | |
Sorry, Mr Joseph. Love you, sir. | 0:09:53 | 0:09:55 | |
-I should think so. -You're a legend, sir. Best teacher ever. | 0:09:55 | 0:09:59 | |
'Holy Cross is a Catholic high school. | 0:09:59 | 0:10:01 | |
'Low socioeconomic families and a lot of migrants, first gen.' | 0:10:01 | 0:10:06 | |
Me, personally, got out the army, got my DipEd. | 0:10:06 | 0:10:09 | |
Just became interested in teaching behavioural problem teens | 0:10:09 | 0:10:13 | |
and learning difficulty kids. | 0:10:13 | 0:10:14 | |
I set up my behavioural unit in Lazarus House about nine years ago. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:19 | |
Spazarus House, they call it round the school - Spaz House. | 0:10:19 | 0:10:22 | |
It's not really fair on the kids that go here, | 0:10:22 | 0:10:24 | |
but it's not entirely untrue. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:26 | |
'We're vocational based. | 0:10:26 | 0:10:29 | |
'We've got members who sign the trade training.' | 0:10:29 | 0:10:32 | |
This is the insides of the pussy. This is the dick. | 0:10:32 | 0:10:34 | |
'We try and get the kids to a level whereby they can, potentially, | 0:10:34 | 0:10:38 | |
'get an apprenticeship. Mostly, I think, we just keep | 0:10:38 | 0:10:43 | |
'the little pricks out of trouble and keep them in school.' | 0:10:43 | 0:10:45 | |
-What are you doing there, Jonah? -Building an igloo. | 0:10:45 | 0:10:48 | |
Oh, fuck, sir! | 0:10:48 | 0:10:50 | |
What's going to happen, then? | 0:10:50 | 0:10:52 | |
-Move that along. Move this brick along. -What about a window? | 0:10:52 | 0:10:55 | |
So, do you put your dick in those bricks when we're not here? | 0:10:55 | 0:10:58 | |
-Yeah, you do. -OK, boys. | 0:10:58 | 0:11:00 | |
-Do you know what this is called? -A toilet. | 0:11:00 | 0:11:02 | |
My shit wouldn't fit in this pipe. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:04 | |
'We've got a fair few Pacific Islanders. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:06 | |
'They're tricky kids. They're pretty hard to control.' | 0:11:06 | 0:11:10 | |
Shut up! | 0:11:10 | 0:11:11 | |
'I don't shy away from a bit of physical - well, violence isn't | 0:11:11 | 0:11:14 | |
'exactly the word for it - persuasiveness.' | 0:11:14 | 0:11:18 | |
Shut the fuck up! | 0:11:18 | 0:11:20 | |
That's better. | 0:11:21 | 0:11:23 | |
'I think it's good for them to get a bit physical in the classroom. | 0:11:23 | 0:11:26 | |
'Shows them that they're not as strong as a fully-grown man.' | 0:11:26 | 0:11:31 | |
-You're too fuckin' slow, mate. -Fuck off, sir! | 0:11:31 | 0:11:33 | |
-He's too fucking slow, this one. -Fuck off! | 0:11:33 | 0:11:35 | |
-..book! -I don't care! It's mine! | 0:11:35 | 0:11:38 | |
Jonah! Punching wall - go! Come on, hit it! | 0:11:38 | 0:11:43 | |
'I've got a couple of regular exercises | 0:11:43 | 0:11:45 | |
'I use to get the kids let off steam.' | 0:11:45 | 0:11:47 | |
Come on, punch the thing! | 0:11:47 | 0:11:49 | |
What sort of a hit is that? | 0:11:49 | 0:11:51 | |
Come on, now! What sort of punch is that? Hit it! Hit it! Hit it! | 0:11:53 | 0:11:57 | |
Sir, you stink. Your armpits stink. I can smell it from here. | 0:11:57 | 0:12:02 | |
'Jonah Takalua - absolute drop kick. Probably the most fucked-up kid | 0:12:02 | 0:12:06 | |
'I've ever taught in my entire teaching career.' | 0:12:06 | 0:12:08 | |
-Shut up, idiot! -Fuck off, sir. Stop getting off on hitting me. | 0:12:08 | 0:12:12 | |
-'He's virtually illiterate.' -Sir, what's a head-achey? | 0:12:12 | 0:12:15 | |
-Headache, idiot. -Sir, how do you spell pussy? | 0:12:15 | 0:12:18 | |
Are 100 and 1,000 the same number? | 0:12:18 | 0:12:20 | |
Sir, who is the King of Australia? | 0:12:20 | 0:12:21 | |
Has a horse ever been in space? | 0:12:21 | 0:12:23 | |
If you chop your dick off, does it grow back? | 0:12:23 | 0:12:26 | |
Can you survive from eating your own shit? | 0:12:26 | 0:12:29 | |
I'm asking you a question, sir. You're the teacher. Teach us stuff. | 0:12:29 | 0:12:32 | |
'He's disrespectful of my authority.' | 0:12:32 | 0:12:34 | |
Sir, when the bell goes, I'm just going to walk out. | 0:12:34 | 0:12:37 | |
I don't care what you say. I don't give a fuck. | 0:12:37 | 0:12:39 | |
I told you, there's no fucking swearing in class. | 0:12:39 | 0:12:41 | |
But you just swore then, sir. | 0:12:41 | 0:12:43 | |
You just said "no fucking swearing", so bust yourself. | 0:12:43 | 0:12:47 | |
I can swear because I'm the adult here. | 0:12:47 | 0:12:49 | |
And I'll fucking swear if I choose to swear. | 0:12:49 | 0:12:52 | |
-Go marry my dick, sir. -Just get on with it! | 0:12:52 | 0:12:56 | |
Stop swearing or I'll report you to the principal, sir. | 0:12:56 | 0:12:59 | |
-We'll get a better teacher - a hot female teacher. -Yeah. | 0:12:59 | 0:13:02 | |
Not an ugly man, like you, sir. | 0:13:02 | 0:13:04 | |
'He's 14, thinks he's 21. Thinks he's a gangster.' | 0:13:04 | 0:13:07 | |
Clean that off! | 0:13:07 | 0:13:09 | |
It boils my piss when you come in here and deface my classroom. | 0:13:09 | 0:13:12 | |
You weren't supposed to see it. | 0:13:12 | 0:13:14 | |
'He provokes the shit out of me. | 0:13:14 | 0:13:16 | |
'You can't win an argument with the prick, no matter how hard you try.' | 0:13:16 | 0:13:20 | |
Sit up in your chair, thanks. | 0:13:20 | 0:13:21 | |
I'm comfy, sir. It's good for my spinals. | 0:13:21 | 0:13:24 | |
Do I make you stand up all day?! Is that what you want to do?! | 0:13:24 | 0:13:27 | |
My dick wants to stand up all day. | 0:13:27 | 0:13:29 | |
-Fuck you! -Oh! Calm down, sir. You need anger issues. | 0:13:29 | 0:13:34 | |
'Holy Cross is good cos it's Catholic and you can learn | 0:13:46 | 0:13:50 | |
'about Jesus and shit, and it's good cos it's got' | 0:13:50 | 0:13:53 | |
girls as well as boys, cos some schools - boys only. | 0:13:53 | 0:13:58 | |
-That's for homos. Homo school. -If you're a homo, that's the kind | 0:13:58 | 0:14:01 | |
of school you have to go to. But if you're like us boys, | 0:14:01 | 0:14:04 | |
-then... Brother Adoni! -Sir! -Brother Adoni! -Look, sir. | 0:14:04 | 0:14:09 | |
Say hi to the film crew! They're filming! | 0:14:09 | 0:14:12 | |
He's a Brother. So, no sex for him. He's Catholic. | 0:14:12 | 0:14:15 | |
That's the rules of Catholics. Hey, sister! | 0:14:15 | 0:14:19 | |
This is Sister Monica. She's my favourite office lady. | 0:14:19 | 0:14:22 | |
And she's a nun. She looks after sick bay. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:25 | |
-Hey, sister! -Hello, Jonah. Hello, boys. | 0:14:25 | 0:14:27 | |
Sister, you're sick. That's why you look after sick bay, | 0:14:27 | 0:14:31 | |
-cos you're sick. Get it? -I'll take that as a compliment. | 0:14:31 | 0:14:34 | |
Even though she's old, I've got a crush on her. | 0:14:34 | 0:14:36 | |
-ALL SHOUT -I'm only joking! I'm joking! | 0:14:36 | 0:14:39 | |
Hey, guys, Miss Hunt! | 0:14:41 | 0:14:43 | |
'Holy Cross - it's good because we've got some pretty hot teachers, | 0:14:43 | 0:14:47 | |
'like Miss Hunt.' | 0:14:47 | 0:14:48 | |
Miss! Miss! Miss! What are we doing in design today? | 0:14:48 | 0:14:53 | |
I'll see you boys... I'll see you boys in the last period. | 0:14:53 | 0:14:56 | |
-Can I have a hug, Miss? -Miss, can we have a hug as well? | 0:14:56 | 0:14:59 | |
OK. OK. That's enough. | 0:14:59 | 0:15:01 | |
'Sometimes, I even get to hug Miss Hunt, and when I hug her, | 0:15:01 | 0:15:04 | |
'I press as close as I can, so her boobs squash against me.' | 0:15:04 | 0:15:08 | |
I felt her boobs! | 0:15:08 | 0:15:11 | |
'Holy Cross is good cos it's multicultural,' | 0:15:11 | 0:15:13 | |
so you get all different cultures, like fobs, wogs, | 0:15:13 | 0:15:18 | |
Filos, curries, Africans and rangas. | 0:15:18 | 0:15:23 | |
And you also get chick fobs, chick wogs, chick Filos, | 0:15:23 | 0:15:26 | |
chick curries, chick Africans and chick rangas | 0:15:26 | 0:15:30 | |
and there's also other ching-chongs and Aussies | 0:15:30 | 0:15:33 | |
and all different cultures. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:35 | |
Boys, it's getting hot around here. | 0:15:35 | 0:15:37 | |
Must be the rangas' heads making it hot. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:39 | |
'Me and my boys, we get along with everyone, | 0:15:39 | 0:15:41 | |
'except we hate the rangas. They're the worst.' | 0:15:41 | 0:15:44 | |
We need some welding work done. | 0:15:44 | 0:15:46 | |
-Can you boys weld me something over in Spaz House? -Weld your own dicks! | 0:15:46 | 0:15:50 | |
'They think they're so cool and rich and shit, and their dads' | 0:15:50 | 0:15:53 | |
drive expensive cars and have mansions. It sucks. | 0:15:53 | 0:15:57 | |
Just cos you got different coloured hair to us, doesn't mean you own us. | 0:15:57 | 0:16:02 | |
Hey, Mosey, what's up, little guy? | 0:16:02 | 0:16:04 | |
'And the rangas, they pick on my little brother Moses, cos he's got | 0:16:04 | 0:16:07 | |
'a teacher's aid and he did a shit in his pants | 0:16:07 | 0:16:09 | |
'on the first day of Year 7.' | 0:16:09 | 0:16:10 | |
Do you still use nappies, or have you moved on to pull-ups? | 0:16:10 | 0:16:13 | |
'The worst ranga of all is Graydon. He's the school captain | 0:16:13 | 0:16:17 | |
'and he's a fucking homo.' | 0:16:17 | 0:16:18 | |
Me and my boys, we're a crew | 0:16:18 | 0:16:20 | |
and we're called Fobbaliscious. Boys, show him the symbol. | 0:16:20 | 0:16:23 | |
-ALL: Fobbaliscious. -It's an F for Fobbaliscious. | 0:16:23 | 0:16:26 | |
'We break dance and we sing...' | 0:16:28 | 0:16:31 | |
# I'm your island boy You're my island girl | 0:16:31 | 0:16:36 | |
# Let's be together for ever... # | 0:16:36 | 0:16:39 | |
'We write our own songs.' | 0:16:39 | 0:16:40 | |
# Pretty young girl | 0:16:40 | 0:16:41 | |
# I want to touch your boobies, island girl | 0:16:41 | 0:16:44 | |
# Let me touch your boobies... # | 0:16:44 | 0:16:47 | |
Who has got the tweezers? You need to do your eyebrows. | 0:16:47 | 0:16:50 | |
Argh! | 0:16:50 | 0:16:51 | |
'Fobbaliscious, it stands for being a fob and for being good-looking.' | 0:16:51 | 0:16:55 | |
These straighteners are going to burn your bag. | 0:16:55 | 0:16:57 | |
'Us boys, we like to spend a lot of time on our appearance | 0:16:57 | 0:17:01 | |
'and making sure that our scuxness levels are high.' | 0:17:01 | 0:17:04 | |
Could you straighten the end of my rat's tail, please? | 0:17:04 | 0:17:07 | |
Let's go talk to some girls, boys! | 0:17:07 | 0:17:09 | |
'And even the hot teachers, they always like us boys the most, | 0:17:09 | 0:17:13 | |
'cos we're the most scuxxed boys.' | 0:17:13 | 0:17:15 | |
Do I smell nice, Miss? Smell my armpits. | 0:17:15 | 0:17:17 | |
I've got chocolate Lynx on. | 0:17:17 | 0:17:19 | |
-Just get on with it, would you? -I can smell you, Miss! | 0:17:19 | 0:17:23 | |
You smell nice as. Does your boyfriend like how you smell? | 0:17:23 | 0:17:26 | |
-Jonah, sh. -Do you have one, Miss? | 0:17:26 | 0:17:32 | |
-You should have. -Can you guys just get on with it, please? | 0:17:32 | 0:17:35 | |
Or are you a lesbian? | 0:17:35 | 0:17:38 | |
'And also, Miss Hunt flirts with me all the time, because | 0:17:38 | 0:17:41 | |
'she can't get enough of my scuxness.' | 0:17:41 | 0:17:44 | |
-Don't waste the glue! -It's an experiment, Miss. | 0:17:44 | 0:17:46 | |
-No, go and wash your hands. -I'm just going to let it dry. | 0:17:46 | 0:17:50 | |
-I'm making a glove, Miss. -No, we don't have much of that. | 0:17:50 | 0:17:53 | |
-I'm making a rubber glove. -Go and wash your hands. | 0:17:53 | 0:17:57 | |
-I'm learning shit about art. -Your work's incomplete, Jonah. | 0:17:57 | 0:18:01 | |
Your dick's incomplete. | 0:18:01 | 0:18:03 | |
I don't have a dick, Jonah, so that can't be right. | 0:18:03 | 0:18:06 | |
-What do you have, Miss? -Go and wash your hands, please. | 0:18:06 | 0:18:09 | |
-I'm fed up, Jonah. You'd better watch it, or I'll... -Go teach! | 0:18:09 | 0:18:13 | |
Go teach. Go do what you're paid to do. | 0:18:13 | 0:18:15 | |
-Miss! -Create another line on the bottom. | 0:18:15 | 0:18:19 | |
Miss, I need your help with my colour palette. | 0:18:19 | 0:18:21 | |
Look at your work. It's incomplete. You haven't even tried today. | 0:18:21 | 0:18:25 | |
Your dick hasn't even tried. Stop getting turned on by me, Miss. | 0:18:25 | 0:18:29 | |
-Do you want to stay in with me at lunchtime? -Yes. | 0:18:29 | 0:18:32 | |
Yeah, you'll be too old by the time I'm 18, so...no, thanks. | 0:18:32 | 0:18:36 | |
-Now, you have got a yellow... -You've got to get Botox. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:39 | |
-Ignore me if you think I am... -You like the sound of your own voice. | 0:18:39 | 0:18:43 | |
-To be honest. -You like the sound of your own dick. | 0:18:43 | 0:18:47 | |
Mr Jason's got a no tolerance policy of me doing my tag dicktation | 0:18:47 | 0:18:49 | |
around the school. So, I had to invent a new tag. | 0:18:49 | 0:18:52 | |
It's called pussycat. I'll show you. | 0:18:52 | 0:18:54 | |
It's a girl's pussy... and then you write "cat". | 0:18:54 | 0:18:57 | |
Pussycat. | 0:18:59 | 0:19:01 | |
Outside school, Jonah's dicktation. Inside school, it's pussycat. | 0:19:01 | 0:19:06 | |
-Boys, what are you doing?! -Nothing. What are you doing? | 0:19:06 | 0:19:09 | |
'Jonah's a good friend,' | 0:19:09 | 0:19:11 | |
-but Jonah tells lies all the time. -Bullshit! | 0:19:11 | 0:19:13 | |
-You do! -You do! What about when you said Nicki Minaj | 0:19:13 | 0:19:17 | |
-was coming. -I thought she was coming! Miss told me she was. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:20 | |
You're a liar! And you tell really bad jokes as well. | 0:19:20 | 0:19:23 | |
Bullshit. My jokes are good. | 0:19:23 | 0:19:25 | |
-What did the school say to my dick? -ALL: What? | 0:19:25 | 0:19:27 | |
"Get in my classroom." | 0:19:27 | 0:19:29 | |
-What did the priest say when I punched him in the dick? -ALL: What? | 0:19:29 | 0:19:33 | |
"You're a dickhead!" | 0:19:33 | 0:19:35 | |
'Is he better off here than in Tonga? Good question.' | 0:19:35 | 0:19:37 | |
He's probably better off here. I hear Tonga's pretty shit. | 0:19:37 | 0:19:40 | |
Will he survive to the end of Year 12? | 0:19:40 | 0:19:42 | |
I doubt it. | 0:19:42 | 0:19:44 | |
But we'll give it a red-hot crack. Stranger things have happened. | 0:19:44 | 0:19:47 | |
What do you call a fish at the bottom of the ocean with a dick? | 0:19:47 | 0:19:50 | |
-ALL: What? -Fishy dick. | 0:19:50 | 0:19:51 | |
Let's do it here, boys. | 0:19:54 | 0:19:57 | |
THEY WHOOP AND JEER | 0:19:57 | 0:19:59 | |
Fuck off! Don't go through our dance area. Who are you? | 0:20:03 | 0:20:07 | |
-Melody! Melody! -Melody! | 0:20:07 | 0:20:10 | |
BOYS: Melody! | 0:20:10 | 0:20:11 | |
-Come over here, let me show you my dance moves. -She's your cousin! | 0:20:11 | 0:20:15 | |
I don't care. | 0:20:15 | 0:20:17 | |
-I don't care if she's my cousin. -Your dad's going to care. | 0:20:17 | 0:20:20 | |
She's scux as. Mr Joseph! | 0:20:20 | 0:20:22 | |
Mr Joseph! | 0:20:22 | 0:20:24 | |
Mr Joseph. | 0:20:24 | 0:20:26 | |
Mr Joseph! | 0:20:26 | 0:20:28 | |
-Mr Joseph! -Bring it in, sir. | 0:20:28 | 0:20:30 | |
THEY WHOOP AND SHOUT | 0:20:30 | 0:20:32 | |
-Check this out! -What are you idiots up to? | 0:20:32 | 0:20:36 | |
Sir, what's the codeword? | 0:20:36 | 0:20:39 | |
To pass through, you say the codeword. | 0:20:39 | 0:20:41 | |
I don't actually need a codeword. Stop wandering round the streets. | 0:20:41 | 0:20:45 | |
You'll make a name for yourselves. Come on! | 0:20:45 | 0:20:47 | |
I've already got a name for myself - Jonah. | 0:20:47 | 0:20:51 | |
Get a new car. | 0:20:51 | 0:20:53 | |
Don't they pay you enough, sir? | 0:20:53 | 0:20:55 | |
-This is shit. -Whatever. Off you go. | 0:20:55 | 0:20:58 | |
I don't have to listen to what you say, sir, | 0:20:58 | 0:21:01 | |
cos we're not on school grounds, so it doesn't matter what you say. | 0:21:01 | 0:21:04 | |
-Why don't you marry your own car? -You're blocking the road, sir. | 0:21:04 | 0:21:08 | |
HORN BLARES | 0:21:08 | 0:21:10 | |
Sorry, car. Sorry. | 0:21:10 | 0:21:12 | |
It's just my idiot teacher. | 0:21:12 | 0:21:14 | |
Go cook dinner. Go have sex with your wife. | 0:21:14 | 0:21:17 | |
When I first came back from Tonga, I did a few naughty things. | 0:21:17 | 0:21:21 | |
Like, I got busted by the cops for a bit of shoplifting. | 0:21:21 | 0:21:24 | |
You stole five boxes of strawberry Hubba Bubba. | 0:21:24 | 0:21:27 | |
-Yeah. -What did you do that for? | 0:21:27 | 0:21:29 | |
I did it cos I love strawberry Hubba Bubba. | 0:21:29 | 0:21:31 | |
And the cops came to my house | 0:21:31 | 0:21:34 | |
and I didn't go to juvie for it, but I got a criminal record. | 0:21:34 | 0:21:37 | |
I had to... I had to get a hiding from my dad for doing it. | 0:21:37 | 0:21:41 | |
Even Moses, he got busted by the police | 0:21:41 | 0:21:44 | |
cos at school, he cut off this Year 7 homo's rat's tail. | 0:21:44 | 0:21:47 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:21:47 | 0:21:49 | |
'But that's what I used to be - naughty.' | 0:21:50 | 0:21:54 | |
-But us boys now, we're all good boys. -Yeah. | 0:21:54 | 0:21:56 | |
Because it doesn't matter if you're naughty | 0:21:56 | 0:21:59 | |
cos it doesn't get you any money and you have no future. | 0:21:59 | 0:22:03 | |
MUSIC THUMPS | 0:22:03 | 0:22:06 | |
What you boys doing? | 0:22:07 | 0:22:09 | |
-Nothing. -Cruising. | 0:22:09 | 0:22:11 | |
Boys. | 0:22:11 | 0:22:13 | |
We just had school. | 0:22:13 | 0:22:14 | |
The Soldierz are these mean-ass boys. | 0:22:14 | 0:22:16 | |
George from The Soldierz? | 0:22:16 | 0:22:18 | |
He is the toughest guy in the whole fucking area. | 0:22:18 | 0:22:21 | |
Yeah, these boys have the most money of any boys their age. | 0:22:21 | 0:22:25 | |
They're older than us | 0:22:25 | 0:22:27 | |
and they have really cool cars, | 0:22:27 | 0:22:30 | |
they went to uni, | 0:22:30 | 0:22:32 | |
and if that's what you get for going to uni | 0:22:32 | 0:22:34 | |
then I'm definitely going to uni. | 0:22:34 | 0:22:36 | |
-You guys like cameras? -Yeah. | 0:22:36 | 0:22:40 | |
This your camera? | 0:22:40 | 0:22:42 | |
Yours now, brother. | 0:22:42 | 0:22:43 | |
-We can keep this? -Yeah, man. | 0:22:43 | 0:22:46 | |
This looks as expensive as. | 0:22:46 | 0:22:48 | |
Don't drop it. | 0:22:48 | 0:22:50 | |
Go film some shit, man. | 0:22:50 | 0:22:52 | |
I've got to go away. | 0:22:52 | 0:22:54 | |
-Watch it. -Later, boys. | 0:22:54 | 0:22:57 | |
Hurry up! | 0:23:03 | 0:23:05 | |
MUSIC PLAYS | 0:23:06 | 0:23:08 | |
Hey, do you think Dad'll let us keep it? | 0:23:08 | 0:23:12 | |
THEY SING TRADITIONAL SONG | 0:23:12 | 0:23:15 | |
Shut the fuck up! | 0:23:37 | 0:23:39 | |
-Do you want to get belted? -No. -Show some respect. | 0:23:39 | 0:23:43 | |
-SHE GIGGLES -Shut up, you two. | 0:23:43 | 0:23:46 | |
Start singing. | 0:23:46 | 0:23:48 | |
'Oh, he's OK. He's a little bit naughty | 0:23:48 | 0:23:51 | |
'and a little bit trouble.' | 0:23:51 | 0:23:54 | |
Jonah is a special one in Rocky's kid. | 0:23:54 | 0:23:58 | |
His mum Theresa always say that. | 0:23:58 | 0:24:02 | |
His mum died when Jonah was six year old | 0:24:02 | 0:24:06 | |
from liver cancer. | 0:24:06 | 0:24:08 | |
It's very sad. | 0:24:08 | 0:24:09 | |
Very, very sad for the whole family. | 0:24:09 | 0:24:12 | |
But his mum always fond of Jonah. | 0:24:12 | 0:24:15 | |
He always say that Jonah is a special one. | 0:24:15 | 0:24:19 | |
He has magical eyes. | 0:24:19 | 0:24:22 | |
And one day, he will do a good work. | 0:24:22 | 0:24:26 | |
# Close your eyes | 0:24:26 | 0:24:28 | |
# Give me your hand | 0:24:28 | 0:24:30 | |
# Darling, do you feel my heart beating? | 0:24:30 | 0:24:36 | |
# Do you understand? # | 0:24:36 | 0:24:39 | |
When my mum died, I was pretty dumb | 0:24:39 | 0:24:42 | |
and I didn't even know. Like, I thought she just went to Tonga. | 0:24:42 | 0:24:46 | |
# ..I believe it's meant to be | 0:24:46 | 0:24:50 | |
# Darling... # | 0:24:50 | 0:24:52 | |
My mum Theresa, she said that when I was little, | 0:24:52 | 0:24:56 | |
I was magical. | 0:24:56 | 0:24:59 | |
Of all the boys in the family, | 0:24:59 | 0:25:01 | |
I was the magical one. | 0:25:01 | 0:25:03 | |
Let's do the Takalua link 'And sometimes, when I go to bed, | 0:25:03 | 0:25:08 | |
'I wish she was here to kiss me.' | 0:25:08 | 0:25:10 | |
-JONAH STRAINS -Nothing breaks the link. | 0:25:10 | 0:25:14 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:25:14 | 0:25:17 | |
And now I'm 14, got my tattoo, | 0:25:18 | 0:25:22 | |
and I got my mum watching over me. | 0:25:22 | 0:25:25 | |
Nothing bad can ever happen to me. | 0:25:25 | 0:25:28 | |
Aunty Grace! | 0:25:28 | 0:25:30 | |
-Good night, boys. -Good night, Aunty. | 0:25:30 | 0:25:33 | |
Hey, Aunty, you're looking sexy tonight. | 0:25:33 | 0:25:36 | |
You better watch your mouth. | 0:25:36 | 0:25:38 | |
If your dad hear you, you've got trouble. | 0:25:38 | 0:25:41 | |
-She's your aunty, disgusting freak. -I'm only joking. | 0:25:41 | 0:25:44 | |
Why don't you get out of my room, anyway? Fatty! Go to the fat room. | 0:25:44 | 0:25:48 | |
-Go to bed, shit for brains. -Go to bed, fat for brains. | 0:25:48 | 0:25:52 | |
Good night, boys. | 0:25:52 | 0:25:54 | |
-Good night, Aunty. -Good night, Aunty. Hey, boys, | 0:25:54 | 0:25:57 | |
-who wants a joke? -Me. | 0:25:57 | 0:25:59 | |
Um...what did the carpet say to the door? | 0:25:59 | 0:26:03 | |
-What? -Get your dick out of my door-hole. | 0:26:03 | 0:26:07 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:26:07 | 0:26:09 | |
What did the window say to the moon? | 0:26:09 | 0:26:12 | |
-What? -Get fucked. | 0:26:12 | 0:26:13 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:26:13 | 0:26:15 | |
-You going to be good? -Yeah. I'm always good. | 0:26:19 | 0:26:21 | |
Bullshit. You're always a fuckwit. | 0:26:21 | 0:26:23 | |
-You're fucked! -Didn't do anything. | 0:26:23 | 0:26:26 | |
There's a new youth worker. He's into singing and dancing and shit. | 0:26:26 | 0:26:29 | |
Hey, boys. Come join in. | 0:26:29 | 0:26:31 | |
Get the fuck out of here. Stop perving on us. | 0:26:31 | 0:26:35 | |
This is a Fobbaliscious bully video. | 0:26:35 | 0:26:38 | |
I just had a kid's dad on the phone. | 0:26:38 | 0:26:40 | |
Now, he gets the cops involved, we're all fucked. | 0:26:40 | 0:26:43 | |
-CHEERING -Yeah! | 0:26:43 | 0:26:45 | |
You fucking idiot! I'll get your arse on this. | 0:26:45 | 0:26:49 |