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'Channel M. | 0:00:04 | 0:00:07 | |
'In our brand-new season, we drop in on The Undateables. | 0:00:07 | 0:00:10 | |
'Pete Hoffman has been unlucky in love for the past two years, | 0:00:10 | 0:00:14 | |
'but he's hoping tonight's date with Miley Cyrus will change all that.' | 0:00:14 | 0:00:19 | |
Like, if my fans are, like, liking the music and stuff | 0:00:19 | 0:00:21 | |
and it's really what it's all about, because I don't really, like, | 0:00:21 | 0:00:23 | |
read reviews, like, because, like, who cares what they think? | 0:00:23 | 0:00:26 | |
It's all about my fans and, you know, I've gone from, like, 12 million | 0:00:26 | 0:00:29 | |
to, like, 15 million on my Twitter, you know, | 0:00:29 | 0:00:31 | |
because like people are finally getting to hear my record, | 0:00:31 | 0:00:33 | |
and it's not just because I smoked a joint on stage, or whatever, | 0:00:33 | 0:00:36 | |
you know, like... | 0:00:36 | 0:00:37 | |
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah... | 0:00:37 | 0:00:40 | |
Oh, God. | 0:00:40 | 0:00:42 | |
Dirty, ah, ah, ah. | 0:00:42 | 0:00:44 | |
Shine it, click it, ah, clean it, clean it, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, yeah... | 0:00:44 | 0:00:48 | |
Ooh, ooh, ooh. | 0:00:48 | 0:00:50 | |
My fans, like, know I'm an artist and if, like, people wanna talk about me | 0:00:50 | 0:00:52 | |
just because I show my titties, but I really don't care | 0:00:52 | 0:00:55 | |
because I'm, like, the biggest feminist in, like, the world | 0:00:55 | 0:00:57 | |
and, like, I don't even care. | 0:00:57 | 0:00:58 | |
I just wanna, like, tell people that they shouldn't be scared of me, | 0:00:58 | 0:01:01 | |
or end themselves | 0:01:01 | 0:01:02 | |
or, you know, like... But there's no reason not to be happy. Ah, ah! | 0:01:02 | 0:01:06 | |
As long as you're breathing and your fans are buying your record. | 0:01:06 | 0:01:10 | |
If you don't love me when I'm, like, smoking pot, | 0:01:10 | 0:01:13 | |
then how can you possibly love me | 0:01:13 | 0:01:15 | |
when I'm nailing my tits to the back of a van, you know? Agh, agh, agh! | 0:01:15 | 0:01:19 | |
'Coming soon to a TV screen in front of your face - | 0:01:19 | 0:01:23 | |
'12 famous faces take on the gruelling challenge | 0:01:23 | 0:01:26 | |
'of Celebrity Forward Roll.' | 0:01:26 | 0:01:28 | |
WHISTLE BLOWS | 0:01:28 | 0:01:30 | |
Just remind me - it's a just forward roll, | 0:01:30 | 0:01:33 | |
- isn't it? - Just a forward roll. | 0:01:33 | 0:01:35 | |
Oh, my God, my heart is beating, it's me adremalin. | 0:01:35 | 0:01:37 | |
OK, Amy, keep looking forward, focus. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:40 | |
You can do this. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:42 | |
Oh, shut up. It's easier said than done, though, isn't it? | 0:01:42 | 0:01:44 | |
It's the scariest thing I've ever done in my life. | 0:01:44 | 0:01:47 | |
- Amy, remember what I told you. - No, what did you tell me? | 0:01:47 | 0:01:50 | |
- Just concentrate. - I've got the hump. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:52 | |
- What?! - I've got the angry camel. | 0:01:52 | 0:01:54 | |
God, that's not a very good Amy Childs. No, not very talented. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:03 | |
I think she's pretty good, actually, rather pretty. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:06 | |
Pretty?! She looks like your mother. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:09 | |
Well, I think my mother is very pretty. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:11 | |
'And also... | 0:02:16 | 0:02:18 | |
'there are unmissable, heart-warming scenes in Educating Morgana.' | 0:02:18 | 0:02:24 | |
Right, own up. Which one of you nicked my sandwiches? | 0:02:24 | 0:02:27 | |
Don't know, might have done, can't remember, weren't me. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:30 | |
Don't know, can't remember, weren't me, might have done. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:33 | |
I don't even like sandwiches. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:34 | |
You don't like sandwiches?! Who don't like sandwiches? | 0:02:34 | 0:02:37 | |
I just said, I don't like sandwiches. I like pasta. | 0:02:37 | 0:02:40 | |
Pasta? What kind of pasta? | 0:02:40 | 0:02:42 | |
Like fuzzy pasta, like helter-skelter pasta. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:45 | |
I like Chinese. I prefer Chinese, me. I like lasagne, me. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:49 | |
Mr Steer likes lasagne. | 0:02:49 | 0:02:51 | |
You fancy Mr Steer, don't you? You wanna kiss his willy. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:55 | |
That's disgusting. I do not. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:56 | |
Anyway, it's not what he were asking. What were you asking? | 0:02:56 | 0:02:58 | |
Which one of you nicked my sandwiches? | 0:02:58 | 0:03:00 | |
- Don't know. - Weren't me. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:02 | |
Might have done. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:04 | |
'Coming up, the woman whose eyes are shot to shit...' | 0:03:04 | 0:03:08 | |
Hello. | 0:03:08 | 0:03:09 | |
'Also coming up on Channel M - | 0:03:12 | 0:03:15 | |
'it's the grime-tastic Benefits Cul-De-Sac.' | 0:03:15 | 0:03:18 | |
BRUMMIE ACCENT: Yes, so what? | 0:03:20 | 0:03:21 | |
I've got an iPhone - who gives a shit? | 0:03:21 | 0:03:24 | |
Well, how else I am supposed to order me Ocado? | 0:03:24 | 0:03:27 | |
What are you staring at? | 0:03:27 | 0:03:29 | |
Yeah, that's right. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:31 | |
Human beings are people as well, you know. Get off my street! | 0:03:31 | 0:03:35 | |
POSH ACCENT: Was that all right? Yeah? | 0:03:38 | 0:03:40 | |
Have we got it? Got everything you need? | 0:03:40 | 0:03:42 | |
Great, let's out of here. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:44 | |
This place stinks like an explosion in a shit factory. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:47 | |
Here's your iPhone. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:50 | |
'..The network premiere of Woman Vs Booze.' | 0:03:50 | 0:03:54 | |
I'm here at the famous Turk's Head | 0:03:54 | 0:03:56 | |
to take on this legendary double-dozen challenge. | 0:03:56 | 0:03:58 | |
SHOUTS OF ENCOURAGEMENT | 0:03:58 | 0:04:00 | |
SHE GROWLS | 0:04:00 | 0:04:02 | |
CHEERING | 0:04:02 | 0:04:04 | |
That's a victory for woman! | 0:04:05 | 0:04:07 | |
Shut up! | 0:04:08 | 0:04:10 | |
Right. Is that the time? | 0:04:10 | 0:04:11 | |
I'm going to go pick up the kids from school. | 0:04:11 | 0:04:13 | |
Bye. Get out my way. Bastards. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:16 | |
Some people have no class whatsoever. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:24 | |
SLURRED: I know. You'd think they'd have something better to do | 0:04:24 | 0:04:27 | |
than sit around drinking all day. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:30 |