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This is a story about one of nature's top predators, the wolf, | 0:00:13 | 0:00:19 | |
and how it uses stamina, intelligence | 0:00:19 | 0:00:22 | |
and tenacity to survive. | 0:00:22 | 0:00:24 | |
The wolf. | 0:00:24 | 0:00:26 | |
Each wolf has a mental map, | 0:00:27 | 0:00:29 | |
a picture library showing them pictures | 0:00:29 | 0:00:33 | |
of the kind of prey that they need to eat. | 0:00:33 | 0:00:35 | |
Big-horned sheep are weird fuckers, but tasty. | 0:00:35 | 0:00:40 | |
Moose are solitary, | 0:00:42 | 0:00:44 | |
but stink to high heaven - a risky target. | 0:00:44 | 0:00:47 | |
Today, they are hunting for elk | 0:00:47 | 0:00:50 | |
and after hours of waiting, | 0:00:50 | 0:00:52 | |
the alpha male makes his move. | 0:00:52 | 0:00:55 | |
After spotting nothing obviously soppy, | 0:00:55 | 0:00:58 | |
it's time to get closer to take a look. | 0:00:58 | 0:01:01 | |
Look at this keen-eyed fucker. | 0:01:02 | 0:01:04 | |
They make no attempt to hide as they approach. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:10 | |
To be honest, they couldn't give a flying fuck. | 0:01:12 | 0:01:15 | |
The wolves split up and assess the herd. | 0:01:16 | 0:01:19 | |
Where are the weak ones? | 0:01:19 | 0:01:21 | |
Where are the shit-brained ones? | 0:01:21 | 0:01:23 | |
Where are the yellow-bellied bell-ends? | 0:01:23 | 0:01:26 | |
Many liken the elk's behaviour to be that of gay. | 0:01:28 | 0:01:32 | |
- Camel. - "Hello." | 0:01:34 | 0:01:36 | |
Suddenly, one of the young male wolves | 0:01:37 | 0:01:39 | |
has seen a female and a calf on her own. | 0:01:39 | 0:01:43 | |
He runs to check them out. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:45 | |
But she's a feisty tart, though. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:48 | |
This mother has got attitude, | 0:01:50 | 0:01:52 | |
buckets full of it. | 0:01:52 | 0:01:54 | |
The wolf can go and fuck himself, as far as she's concerned. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:58 | |
"Fuck off!" she says, and away they go. | 0:01:58 | 0:02:00 | |
The alpha female has picked out a nervous calf, | 0:02:01 | 0:02:05 | |
and could be dyslexic, it's got wondering brain. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:09 | |
The elk are furious and therefore glow red. | 0:02:10 | 0:02:14 | |
Their long legs allow them to run easily on the snow. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:18 | |
For the wolf, though, | 0:02:21 | 0:02:23 | |
it's a real shit-sack, sapping their energy. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:25 | |
That's 1-0 to the elk. | 0:02:25 | 0:02:27 | |
But hold on, this light, young female wolf | 0:02:27 | 0:02:31 | |
has given chase on higher ground | 0:02:31 | 0:02:33 | |
where the snow is not so deep. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:36 | |
The others take this example on board | 0:02:36 | 0:02:38 | |
and accelerate quickly | 0:02:38 | 0:02:40 | |
to 40 miles per wolf-hour! | 0:02:40 | 0:02:43 | |
The wolves have to split this fucking herd up. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:48 | |
Invisible to the elk, | 0:02:48 | 0:02:50 | |
they actually run through the pack's territorial barrier. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:52 | |
Suddenly, the alpha female spots something | 0:02:54 | 0:02:56 | |
and locks onto a young calf. | 0:02:56 | 0:02:59 | |
The elk looks young and fit, | 0:02:59 | 0:03:01 | |
so what is it she can see that we can't? | 0:03:01 | 0:03:04 | |
It is clear the elk is lame, | 0:03:07 | 0:03:10 | |
it's as crippled as shit. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:12 | |
Its back knee is shot to fuck. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:15 | |
It's a kind of arthritis, | 0:03:15 | 0:03:17 | |
but in an elk, not in a human being. | 0:03:17 | 0:03:21 | |
It was probably caused | 0:03:21 | 0:03:22 | |
when she was fighting a black elk, in a black area. | 0:03:22 | 0:03:25 | |
But the female now is locked on, | 0:03:27 | 0:03:29 | |
there is nowhere for the elk to hide with his SHITTY LEG! | 0:03:29 | 0:03:34 | |
He tries to blame it on the other members of the herd, | 0:03:34 | 0:03:36 | |
but the wolves are having none of it. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:39 | |
They hunt, they search, they cry, | 0:03:39 | 0:03:42 | |
they bring that fucker down. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:45 | |
Ah, I hope you enjoyed that documentary. | 0:03:46 | 0:03:50 | |
Since I made that, I've made another one about mice, | 0:03:50 | 0:03:53 | |
er, which I hope you'll get to see at some point as well. | 0:03:53 | 0:03:57 |