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APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

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Hello, I'm Frank Skinner and welcome to Room 101.

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The show where three guests compete

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to get their pet hates

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exiled forever to the dark vault that is Room 101.

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They'll have to argue their case well

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because, in each round, only one item can be chosen.

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The final decision is mine.

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Let's meet this week's guests.

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Joining me tonight are remarkable man, Nigel Havers,

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remarkable nan, Catherine Tate,

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and remarkable tan, Rylan Clark-Neal.

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CHEERING

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I'll take it.

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I'll take that.

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BELL DINGS

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Let's get ready to grumble. LAUGHTER

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And let's see what's winding up Catherine.

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Yes.

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Minimiser bras. Now, look, I've got quite big boobs,

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and it's very difficult to find bras that are...

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sort of, nice and sexy looking, when they're holding up boulders.

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And when the Wonderbra sensation came out,

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the ladies with the opposite problem got this great invention,

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Wonderbra, because Wonderbras get your boobs,

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push them up - like this -

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and, aptly named,

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because I tried one on...

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I did wonder.

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I wondered where my face had gone, for a start.

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Now, someone's had the temerity...

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..to bring out a bra that says to ladies with big boobs,

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"Not only have you got to diminish them,

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"we're going to make them this piece of underwear

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"so unattractive...

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"you're very unlikely to find a partner anyway."

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And if you do, it'd be much better if you kept your anorak on.

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And the way they do it,

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I don't think they've quite worked it through,

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is they've obviously gone,

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"Look, what we'll do is... get your boobs,

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"shove them under your arms."

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-And that's how they work.

-APPLAUSE

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-So...

-I'll be honest with you now.

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Did you not know they existed?

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I did not know they existed.

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So I've researched the minimiser bra.

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I have some bullet points, but, um...

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I dare say it'll flatten those out.

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"The cup shape is designed with a wider diameter

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"and a shorter projection,

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"your malleable breast tissue is flattened

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"and moved more under your arms,

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"towards your centre cleavage,

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"up your chest and down towards your waist."

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It's, sort of, the...

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It's the socialist ideal of the redistribution of assets.

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Yes.

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-We have a picture of you on the town, just...

-Don't.

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-..just to illustrate.

-What do you mean?

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-You what?

-Looking glamorous.

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Oh, my God!

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WOLF WHISTLES FROM CROWD

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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-Take it off!

-You look great.

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Take it off!

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-Take it down!

-OK, take it down.

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I think you look... I think it looks fantastic.

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I think it looks fantastic.

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This is the thing, most men think that women should dress like that...

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going to Sainsbury's. Don't you?

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-Yes.

-If that photograph of me is a good thing,

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cos I was definitely not wearing in minimiser bra in that shot.

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-You weren't.

-No, I wasn't.

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But, the worrying thing was, I wasn't wearing a Wonderbra.

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What were you wearing?

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There was just two very short men stood underneath me,

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holding them up, that they've cropped out of the top.

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I'm not condemning anyone who wears a minimiser -

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I wear minimiser pants.

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I...

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I don't. I don't, actually.

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I do.

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Do you remember, about a year ago, there was this mad phase of the...?

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It was called the "pen boob challenge," on the internet.

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Is it, you have to pull your boob up

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and, if you can hold...?

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-A pen.

-Yeah, a pen or a pencil under it.

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I'll give you a fairly...

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-There's...

-What?!

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That's quite a daring photo for you to put up there.

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-It is.

-Another one of mine.

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THEY LAUGH

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This woman just took it a tad further.

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APPLAUSE

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Another one of yours?

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It's like a Dyson Halloween campaign.

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Anyway...

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what's winding up Nigel?

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CHEERING AND JEERING

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APPLAUSE

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Ooh!

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It's, of course, nothing personal.

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-Oh, no(!)

-No.

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He represents a lot of politicians

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who pretend to be one thing...

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And he's the worst offender at this, in my book...

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He pretends to be one thing, when, in fact,

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he's something completely different.

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He says he's a Labour...you know...

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but, in fact, he's a Marxist.

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-We know that.

-A what?

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A Marxist.

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I'll explain what it is after the show.

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For instance, he doesn't agree with sugar,

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but he makes jam.

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How's it going so far?

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He said, "I'm going to be new, I'm going to have...

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"I'm going to lead the party, it's the end of...

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"of politics as we know it.

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"It'll be kind politics."

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Kind politics? Have you seen the party he runs?

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-It's in ruins at the moment...

-Well, I think it's...

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..and I'm a Labour supporter, in many ways.

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-Seriously.

-Sorry?

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BELL DINGS

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-Are you all right?

-Don't send me a curveball, Nigel.

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However many people say, "You're not fit to run this party,"

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he's not going to move aside,

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which I think is a little selfish of him.

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Well, he does keep getting voted in

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by an enormous majority of the membership.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Can I just say, my mum said I would never end up on Newsnight

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but, Mum, I'm really close!

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So close.

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I can imagine you ending up on Newsnight as a topic.

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I mean, I'm not massively shocked

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-that you've chosen Jeremy Corbyn.

-Really?

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-Well, you know, you're Nigel Havers, for goodness' sake.

-Yeah.

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If you'd chosen cravats, I would have been gobsmacked.

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He doesn't preach what he says.

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You can't say, "I'm home making jam,"

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then you say, "I don't agree with sugar."

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What the hell is that all about?

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I'm surprised this is the policy you've picked on.

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Let's bring us all in,

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because I've got another thing that makes me love Jeremy Corbyn.

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And this is a...

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I mean they love a photo opportunity,

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don't they, politicians? That's one of their things.

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They're holding a child,

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they're standing next to some...

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But this is one of my favourite politician photo opportunities.

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-That's one of my favourites an' all.

-Yeah.

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-He's got your vote.

-I mean...

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He's not gone, "No, I'm not going to...

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"I'm not going to not expose myself...!"

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Well...

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He said, "I'm not going to not take this photo."

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If you look at that, that is the face of a man

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who's aware of 200 years of British comedy tradition.

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He knows he's holding comedy in his hands there.

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This is what he said about this photo opportunity

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when asked about it.

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He said...

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His was a pathetic little banana,

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and I have got a massive marrow.

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APPLAUSE

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Well, one thing I like about him

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is he's spent a lot of his time, I think,

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in smoky rooms, in council buildings and stuff like that

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and now, suddenly, he's been thrust on the main stage,

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and he isn't always as slick and professional as he could be.

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On one of his first major speeches, for example,

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they read from an Autocue,

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so they have the speech going up on a screen,

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and you get the occasional stage direction on there

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and the idea is that you're not supposed to read those out.

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Here's Jeremy.

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We need to be investing in skills,

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investing in our young people,

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and, strong message here...

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-LAUGHTER

-..not cutting student numbers.

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APPLAUSE

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-Actually, I find that quite endearing, actually.

-Yeah, me, too.

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-I do, I have to say.

-There's been so many flashy, slick politicians,

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I like the fact that he wears sandals and socks.

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He's like... Well, he's probably not a breath of fresh air, but...

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We have a picture of him in his...

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There's the sandals.

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It did make me think though,

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he's got sandals, like Jesus,

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he's got a beard, like Jesus,

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he's got the same initials as Jesus...

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..and, like Jesus, his friends call him Jezza.

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-It's only the jam thing that separates them.

-It is.

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Let's find out what is winding up Rylan.

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APPLAUSE

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Low ceilings, Frank.

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As a man...

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..I am six foot three, six foot four,

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-depending on what boots I've got on...

-OK.

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..and every day is a struggle for me.

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Whether I'll be, you know, walking along the road,

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there could be a branch.

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Whether I'm on a plane...

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That is a self-portrait, of myself, on the screen now.

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But, more importantly,

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I feel that I have a constant groove in the top of my head

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from doorframes.

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I've had to have the doorframes in my house raised.

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-Really?

-Yeah.

-Wow.

-Because it just don't work.

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Especially when the hair's up.

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Have you considered...

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ducking?

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Frank, I don't consider it,

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-I am a professional ducker!

-OK.

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APPLAUSE

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I duck morning, noon and night.

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Respect.

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But I don't enjoy it.

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I just... I don't.

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Let's talk about the top deck of a bus.

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It all goes on on the top deck of a bus.

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That's where you want to be on a bus, you know?

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-LAUGHTER

-You do.

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-You're right, though. You're right.

-Do you know what I mean?

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I mean, I'm not going to lie, I've not been on a bus for years.

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-But...

-LAUGHTER

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I'm being serious.

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If I wanted to get on a bus, I'd want to get on the top deck...

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..but I'll get up them stairs,

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and I'll probably be three away from the top,

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and that's it.

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So, the next step is that.

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The step before the actual floor is that.

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And then, when I'm actually on the top deck, I'm like that.

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LAUGHTER

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APPLAUSE

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It's hard. It's tough.

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APPLAUSE

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You try doing that when it's moving.

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I mean, I've give half of London lap dances,

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I really have.

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What you really need is a tourist bus,

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then you can stand fully.

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Yeah, but then it rains, then the hair. Oh, it's a drama.

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-You don't want your face to run.

-No.

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Believe me, it's run many a time.

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Generally, would you say it was a plus, in life, to be tall?

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At a concert, it comes in handy.

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-Changing light bulbs?

-Light bulbs are fine.

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You can never really enjoy a maze.

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-No.

-Would be my guess.

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I did go... I remember...

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I can't even... A good few years back now,

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I went to, like, a holiday site...

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..down in Devon, we had a lovely time,

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and there was this, like, sort of, amusement-y park,

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outdoor fun...

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Fun in the farm, whatever it was called.

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And they had this maze and it was like a hedge maze,

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and I've never been in a hedge maze,

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but I always find it quite exciting,

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-the thought of a hedge maze...

-Mmm!

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..because it's hedges.

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-Almost always.

-Do you know what I mean, though?

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As a child, you think, "Oh, hedge maze!

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"What's in the middle?"

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And I could tell you what was in the middle

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from the gate at the front of the park.

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APPLAUSE

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Can I tell you something? You're six foot three.

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Six foot three, yeah.

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My son, who is four,

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got a certificate for swimming two metres,

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which is...

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less than you.

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Anyway, I feel your pain, I must say.

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Well, you can physically feel it, if you want.

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I've got that little ridge.

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I'm not going to feel your ridge, I'll trust you on it.

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And I sort of think that the minimiser bra

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goes against everything I believe in.

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And, Nigel...

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I'm not going to put in...

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I knew you wouldn't.

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You argued your case well, but I think he is a breath of fresh air.

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Good, I'm glad.

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I'm beginning to agree with you.

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LAUGHTER

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But I think that the case that has moved me the most,

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and has made me....

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emotionally involved with the argument

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has to be Catherine,

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so I'm going to put minimiser bras into Room 101.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Well done, girl!

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CHEERING

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So, what is...

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Nigel's choice?

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What?!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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My choice is shops at airports.

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To start with,

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they call themselves "duty-free shops,"

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there's nothing free about them at all.

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I know for a fact that,

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if I buy something in a duty-free shop at the airport,

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it's going to be more expensive

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than buying it at the high street at home. That's the first thing.

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And secondly, they make you snake through endless, endless shops.

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You're trying to get to the aeroplane.

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I find it just so frustrating

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and it's full of things you don't want to buy

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cos you're going on holiday anyway!

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The whole thing is a barrage

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of people trying to make money out of you.

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It's expensive enough flying anyway.

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You don't want to spend any more money.

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Why can't the airport just be an airport

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where you can just fly to where you want to go?

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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I'll admit the duty-free is a strange shop indeed.

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It's, sort of, chocolate, cigarettes,

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perfume, alcohol...

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It's like a, sort of, Loose Women theme park.

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And they sell these...

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This is the most peculiar thing, is the whisky in a box.

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Why does that exist?

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I mean, it's not like...

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You know when you get guys on waste ground

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drinking out of brown paper bags,

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is it the sort of...?

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You never see anyone on waste ground drinking out of one of these, ever.

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And is the idea that, if...?

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You know, you've had a bottle of whisky at home in the evening.

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Maybe you don't drink the whole thing.

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We've all had nights like that. Quiet nights.

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When you're halfway down and you think,

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"I've had enough now for tonight,"

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do you actually put it back in the box?

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Is that what one does?

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Do you two shop at the airport?

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I LOVE shopping at the airport.

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Do you?

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-Yeah, I love an airport shop.

-I love an airport shop.

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But now we've had Brexit,

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does that mean that we get the cheaper price at the airport?

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No, more expensive.

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Oh, what's the point?

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It's a very late reaction, if you don't mind me saying.

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You're still buying something

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that's going to be slightly more expensive than it is back at home.

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And also, you've got hand luggage -

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what, you're going to add more to your hand luggage?

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And then the planes don't even let you have them.

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-No, they don't.

-Then, they're like,

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"You've got to put it all in one bag."

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It's like, "You could've told me that

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"before I just spent 300 quid in TK Maxx at the airport!"

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Nobody's ever spent 300 quid in TK Maxx.

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What did you do, buy the company?

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All I'm saying is, basically, the airport, now, is a shopping mall,

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which happens to have, in one side of it, some aeroplanes parked up...

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-LAUGHTER

-..to take you somewhere.

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But, basically, it's a huge shopping mall.

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I'll tell you what really annoys me

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about the airport shops at duty-free -

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everyone likes to buy a little aftershave

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or a perfume at the airport, it's what you do. Right?

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It's what you do.

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But why sell 120ml bottles of perfume...

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..for 50 quid?

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And you think, "Bargain, I'll take it."

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You fly out to Spain,

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you put a bit on, "Oh, I smell lovely."

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Come back to Malaga airport,

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"No, can't put that through, 100 mils."

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-"What?!"

-LAUGHTER

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All these security, airport security,

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they must be lapping it up.

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They could open a small branch of Boots!

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-He's not just a pretty face.

-Thank you.

-No.

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LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

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I've been trying to tell you.

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I like to take back a gift for my partner if I've been away

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and I tend to get them at the airport...

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-Foolish! Foolish man.

-..20 minutes before.

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But then, her face, when she says, "Oh, Frank.

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"Another European plug adapter."

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It really moves me.

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So what is upsetting Rylan?

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This really winds me right up.

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Set-up paparazzi shoots.

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Obviously, I'm lucky enough, now, to work in this industry

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and I love my job.

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I, personally, don't like having my photo taken,

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but what really winds me up is

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when I do my job on certain other shows

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where I'm talking about, maybe, a bit of gossip that's going on

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and stuff like that. And I've got to say, "Oh,

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"did you see this picture of so-and-so in the park,

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"working out, full face of make-up?"

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Or someone looking sad.

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Someone looking sad, sitting by the river,

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"Oh, so-and-so since break-up looking sad by the river."

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That's a bit of a worry, isn't it?

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Looking sad by the river?

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-You would think it was a worry..

-Yes.

-..but really,

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they're sitting there going, "Have you got that shot yet?"

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"You got that shot yet?

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"Lovely, let's go out and have a nice bit of chicken."

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I hate it!

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And the ones that really wind me up are the working out ones.

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The working out ones.

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Like someone, you know, had a little bit of weight,

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and now they've lost the weight to get the DVD.

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And then it's like, oh, you know,

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they're just randomly in the park in a sports bra,

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their hair's been done by a hairdresser,

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up in a high ponytail, you know, perfectly straightened,

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eye make-up, smoky eyes, heavy lip.

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No-one goes to the park with a heavy lip and a high pony.

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Well, in the days when I was a bit more of a tabloid figure,

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a popular Sunday newspaper offered me and my girlfriend, at the time,

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they offered us a free week's holiday in the Caribbean...

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-Here we go.

-..if we'd agree to be photographed,

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-just for an afternoon...

-On the beach?

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-..frolicking on the beach.

-Yes!

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I think they wanted me to frolic, unselfconsciously,

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-with a beachball...

-Yep!

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..which I have never done in my life.

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And they said, "We'll give you a free holiday,

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"all we want is just those few shots

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"and look as if you don't know we're there."

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Yep, totally agree.

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And that happens every single day.

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And do you know what makes it even worse?

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When they do it themselves.

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So, like, I don't know, let's say "Mary," for arguments sake...

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Mary was on a reality show, work's dried up a bit,

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don't really know what she's going to do next.

0:21:170:21:20

Ring old Pappy Pete up.

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"Let's go down Southend seafront,

0:21:230:21:26

"I'll get a bag of chips,

0:21:260:21:29

"and we'll make out a seagull's attacked me."

0:21:290:21:31

No!

0:21:330:21:34

And I speak no lie, a few days ago,

0:21:340:21:39

I saw a news article with a certain person

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who was attacked by a seagull...

0:21:430:21:45

..holding a bag of chips...

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-..in work-out gear with a heavy lip and a high pony.

-No!

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APPLAUSE

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We have a picture... Now, how much of this is accidental,

0:21:580:22:01

and how much of it is, they absolutely know what's going on?

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This is Orlando Bloom

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-and Katy Perry...

-Yep.

-..on a...

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-I think it's called a paddle board thing.

-Yep.

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AUDIENCE GASPS

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-That's a well-known shot that, isn't it?

-It is.

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It's become a famous shot.

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I feel sorry for Katy Perry

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cos, for me, it's a big story - a picture of Katy Perry in a bikini.

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And she has, you know...

0:22:250:22:27

-It's like on a wedding, it's the bride's day...

-Yeah.

0:22:270:22:31

..whereas I feel there are three people in this marriage...

0:22:310:22:33

..and, if you look at her face,

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I don't think she knows what's going on behind her.

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I think she thought that was

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the beak of a playful dolphin at her back.

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Definitely, the last time she looked behind, he was wearing pants.

0:22:470:22:50

Yeah, definitely.

0:22:500:22:52

I'd like to know how he's managed to stand up

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and get a pair of pants off on a paddle board.

0:22:540:22:56

Now, I don't know if you saw the original of this picture...

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Of course I've seen the original of this photo.

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I thought you might have.

0:23:030:23:04

Let's put it this way, he's not in any trouble if he loses the paddle!

0:23:040:23:07

No.

0:23:070:23:09

OK, then, what's winding up Catherine?

0:23:110:23:13

Hipster restaurants, yeah!

0:23:170:23:19

APPLAUSE

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Look, here's one example, right?

0:23:220:23:24

There is a restaurant, I won't say where it is.

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The spelling of this restaurant is A-X-E.

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A-X-E.

0:23:330:23:35

What would one normal person assume the name of this restaurant is?

0:23:350:23:39

-Axe.

-Axe!

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It's not called Axe, do you know what it's called?

0:23:410:23:43

Ah-shay.

0:23:430:23:45

So, a normal person would go in

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and say, "Can I have the Axe burger?"

0:23:540:23:59

And they look at you as if you've...

0:24:000:24:04

..dug out their mother's innards...

0:24:060:24:09

..put them between two slices, and chomped into it,

0:24:100:24:14

because, they'll go, "It's Ah-shay."

0:24:140:24:17

"As in, what? As in, shove it up your ar-shay?"

0:24:170:24:20

APPLAUSE

0:24:210:24:25

To be fair, as long as they pay their tah-shays!

0:24:260:24:30

As an example of this in this country, there is a...

0:24:320:24:36

There's a restaurant in East London...

0:24:360:24:38

..called Cereal Killer...

0:24:400:24:41

-Yes!

-..which sells breakfast cereal.

0:24:410:24:44

And it's run by twins, in fact.

0:24:440:24:48

Hipster twins, I'm going to call them.

0:24:480:24:51

Here they are.

0:24:510:24:52

It looks as if somebody has sprinkled magical beauty dust

0:24:530:24:56

on the Hairy Bikers.

0:24:560:24:58

As long as it's fun, that's OK.

0:25:000:25:02

But in a lot of hipster restaurants, it's not fun, it's like a religion.

0:25:020:25:06

OK.

0:25:060:25:07

And it's almost like you're being judged.

0:25:070:25:09

I do like the gimmicky ones, because I'm not a big...

0:25:090:25:12

I don't love eating. I'm not that interested in food.

0:25:120:25:15

-Oh!

-And so, I like it...

0:25:150:25:17

I remember I was on a drip once, I loved it.

0:25:170:25:20

-Really?

-Oh, it was great.

0:25:220:25:24

You know, I didn't have to get anything on my teeth,

0:25:240:25:27

I didn't gain weight.

0:25:270:25:28

I just... I didn't have to worry about it, it was just there.

0:25:280:25:31

I miss it, I'll be honest with you.

0:25:310:25:33

Hipster coffee shops as well, that's a worry for me,

0:25:350:25:38

because I'm not a coffee connoisseur,

0:25:380:25:40

but I do like a little bit of coffee,

0:25:400:25:43

and a lot of frothy milk.

0:25:430:25:45

But there are some coffee shops where to go in and say,

0:25:450:25:48

"Could I get...?

0:25:480:25:50

"Please, could I get a latte, but just one shot of coffee?"

0:25:500:25:53

And they'll say, "No."

0:25:530:25:55

"No, we cannot let our coffee leave the shop

0:25:560:25:59

"unless it's got two shots of coffee in it."

0:25:590:26:01

Cos it's below their coffee moral code...

0:26:010:26:03

Oh, wow!

0:26:030:26:05

..to leave the shop.

0:26:050:26:07

Which makes me want to run to the nearest Starbucks

0:26:070:26:10

-and kneel at their altar.

-Mm.

0:26:100:26:12

And I'll get it really quickly, they'll call me by my name

0:26:130:26:17

and, if I don't like it, they make it again.

0:26:170:26:20

I don't mind all this hipster stuff, I'm sort of open to it,

0:26:230:26:26

I'm a bit like, "Yeah, you want to put a burger in a pizza box

0:26:260:26:31

"that's brought in on a wheelbarrow, I'll have a go."

0:26:310:26:33

But, before, pre-beard, pre-beard life...

0:26:350:26:39

..I received my coffee in said establishment

0:26:410:26:44

that we enjoy together, and it said, "Lady in blue top."

0:26:440:26:49

So...

0:26:510:26:53

So, obviously, I pick it up, and I look around,

0:26:570:27:00

-for the lady...

-Oh, no!

0:27:000:27:02

..and then I look down...

0:27:020:27:03

..and realise I'm the only person in the shop in a blue top.

0:27:050:27:09

So I go back to the person that took my order

0:27:090:27:13

and said, "Sorry, is this...?

0:27:130:27:15

"Is this the right one?" I said,

0:27:150:27:17

"Cos it says, 'lady in blue top.' "

0:27:170:27:19

-And he went, "No, madam, that's yours."

-Oh!

0:27:190:27:22

APPLAUSE

0:27:240:27:29

So, I...

0:27:290:27:31

I'm afraid I need shops at airports, Nigel, because...

0:27:310:27:34

-Do you?

-..I do a lot of last-minute gift buying.

0:27:340:27:37

-Really?

-I have to get my European plug adapter.

0:27:370:27:39

I'm going to try and put you off doing that,

0:27:390:27:41

because you're paying more.

0:27:410:27:42

I take that as an argument

0:27:420:27:43

but, to be honest, I'm not short of a few bob.

0:27:430:27:45

I like the...

0:27:460:27:48

I take the coolness point about hipster restaurants,

0:27:480:27:50

but I do love the madness of them,

0:27:500:27:52

and the fun has just won it through for me.

0:27:520:27:55

But the set-up paparazzi shot, it is a tragic part of modern life.

0:27:550:27:59

It really is.

0:27:590:28:00

And if it's upset you, a man I see at the very centre of...

0:28:000:28:03

pop culture... LAUGHTER

0:28:030:28:05

..then it really can't be right,

0:28:050:28:07

-so I am going to put set up paparazzi shots into Room 101.

-Yes!

0:28:070:28:10

CHEERING

0:28:100:28:13

Go!

0:28:130:28:15

APPLAUSE

0:28:150:28:19

And that brings us to the end of the show,

0:28:220:28:25

strong message here... Well done...

0:28:250:28:28

Well done, Rylan, you were the most persuasive guest,

0:28:280:28:31

so you are this week's winner.

0:28:310:28:32

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:28:320:28:38

So, thanks very much, Rylan Clark-Neal,

0:28:380:28:40

Catherine Tate and Nigel Havers.

0:28:400:28:42

And thank you, good night.

0:28:420:28:44

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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