Browse content similar to Old School. Check below for episodes and series from the same categories and more!
Line | From | To | |
---|---|---|---|
This film contains very strong language. | 0:00:02 | 0:00:10 | |
Real estate query engine | 0:00:54 | 0:00:57 | |
is a virtual Rubicon of information, putting the lawyer himself.... | 0:00:57 | 0:01:02 | |
I'm going to take off, OK? I want to try and catch the two o'clock back. | 0:01:02 | 0:01:06 | |
-You're leaving? -Yeah. -What about intermission? | 0:01:06 | 0:01:09 | |
-I don't think you can do that. -Just cover for me, OK? Get it all. | 0:01:09 | 0:01:13 | |
-I guess. -Hey, listen, can we have your badge? | 0:01:13 | 0:01:17 | |
Oh, yeah! Yeah! It's worth two free drinks at the meet and greet. | 0:01:17 | 0:01:20 | |
I'm going to the airport. I'm kind of in a hurry, too. | 0:01:35 | 0:01:39 | |
Er, sorry, your seat belt seems to be broken. What do you recommend I do? | 0:01:39 | 0:01:44 | |
I recommend you stop being such a faggot. | 0:01:44 | 0:01:47 | |
You're in the back seat. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:50 | |
# Now I've got a bone to pick with you... # | 0:01:50 | 0:01:53 | |
See?! | 0:01:54 | 0:01:55 | |
# Oh, one day | 0:01:55 | 0:01:57 | |
# When you're looking back | 0:01:57 | 0:02:00 | |
# You were young | 0:02:01 | 0:02:02 | |
# And, man, you were sad | 0:02:02 | 0:02:05 | |
# When you're young, you get sad | 0:02:05 | 0:02:07 | |
# When you're young | 0:02:07 | 0:02:09 | |
# You get sa-ad | 0:02:10 | 0:02:12 | |
# And you get high | 0:02:12 | 0:02:17 | |
# Oh, man... # | 0:02:17 | 0:02:19 | |
METAL DETECTOR BEEPS | 0:02:25 | 0:02:28 | |
BEEPING | 0:02:30 | 0:02:32 | |
BUZZING | 0:02:33 | 0:02:36 | |
BEEPING | 0:02:38 | 0:02:40 | |
# Lord, I got high | 0:02:41 | 0:02:43 | |
# Now you got a bone to pick with me | 0:02:44 | 0:02:47 | |
# But I wish you'd let me be | 0:02:47 | 0:02:49 | |
# Oh, one day | 0:02:51 | 0:02:52 | |
# When you're looking back | 0:02:52 | 0:02:54 | |
# You were young | 0:02:55 | 0:02:57 | |
# And, man, you were sad | 0:02:57 | 0:02:59 | |
# When you're young, you get sad | 0:02:59 | 0:03:02 | |
# When you're young | 0:03:02 | 0:03:03 | |
# You get sad | 0:03:04 | 0:03:07 | |
# And you get high | 0:03:07 | 0:03:11 | |
# Oh, man | 0:03:11 | 0:03:13 | |
# Oh, man. # | 0:03:17 | 0:03:19 | |
Hello? | 0:03:19 | 0:03:21 | |
Hello? | 0:03:22 | 0:03:24 | |
Hey, boy! Good boy, Orson. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:26 | |
Where's Mommy? | 0:03:26 | 0:03:29 | |
Honey? | 0:03:31 | 0:03:33 | |
Heidi? | 0:03:34 | 0:03:37 | |
FEMALE GROANS | 0:03:43 | 0:03:46 | |
Heidi?! | 0:03:46 | 0:03:49 | |
Mitch! What are you doing home? | 0:03:53 | 0:03:57 | |
-You totally scared me! -I scared you?! For a second there, I thought that... | 0:03:57 | 0:04:02 | |
I don't even want to say it. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:05 | |
Wow! | 0:04:06 | 0:04:08 | |
That's like, er, pretty hard-core. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:11 | |
-Yeah, I know. -No! No! I'm not judging. | 0:04:11 | 0:04:14 | |
Don't be embarrassed. This is a major turn-on. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:18 | |
-Let's go with this. Is this what you do when I'm gone? -Wait! | 0:04:18 | 0:04:21 | |
I do it myself every once in a while, but to magazines. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:24 | |
Mitch, we need to talk! | 0:04:24 | 0:04:26 | |
Hello?! | 0:04:26 | 0:04:27 | |
Aaaargh! | 0:04:27 | 0:04:30 | |
Be honest, please tell me this is the first time this has happened. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:36 | |
Do you want me to be honest | 0:04:36 | 0:04:38 | |
or do you want me to tell you it's the first time? | 0:04:38 | 0:04:42 | |
-Jesus! What is wrong with you? -Nothing is wrong with me! | 0:04:42 | 0:04:46 | |
-I tried to tell you about this. -What?! When?! | 0:04:46 | 0:04:50 | |
-All the time! -Like, like when? | 0:04:50 | 0:04:53 | |
-Like when we're in bed and stuff. -In bed? | 0:04:54 | 0:04:57 | |
I thought you were just talking dirty. | 0:04:57 | 0:05:00 | |
Well, I was. But I was being serious. | 0:05:00 | 0:05:03 | |
-You said some really sick stuff. -Admit it, | 0:05:06 | 0:05:09 | |
we haven't exactly been living the most exciting lives in the world! | 0:05:09 | 0:05:13 | |
This is a totally different kind of satisfaction for me. | 0:05:13 | 0:05:18 | |
-It's purely sexual! -Whoo! | 0:05:18 | 0:05:20 | |
Oh... | 0:05:20 | 0:05:22 | |
I'm really sorry! | 0:05:23 | 0:05:25 | |
DOORBELL RINGS | 0:05:27 | 0:05:30 | |
-Hello. -Yeah? | 0:05:36 | 0:05:38 | |
I'm here for the gangbang. | 0:05:38 | 0:05:40 | |
You look a little pale, Mitch. You need to breathe. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:50 | |
I don't wanna breathe. | 0:05:50 | 0:05:52 | |
You should be proud of yourself. Do you have any idea how hard it is | 0:05:52 | 0:05:56 | |
to land a girl who's as sexually enlightened as Heidi? | 0:05:56 | 0:06:00 | |
I wasn't looking for a girl like that. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:03 | |
Columbus wasn't looking for America, my man, | 0:06:03 | 0:06:05 | |
but that worked out for everybody. | 0:06:05 | 0:06:08 | |
I just want to thank you guys one last time for being here. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:12 | |
-It's the best day ever. -Don't even start with me, Frank. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:15 | |
-You need to walk away ASAP. -What?! | 0:06:15 | 0:06:18 | |
You need to get out, Frankie. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:20 | |
MUSIC: "The Bridal Chorus" By Wagner | 0:06:20 | 0:06:23 | |
It's now or never. Get out while you're still single. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:29 | |
-I'm not single. -She's 30 yards away. You're single right now. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:33 | |
Marissa's the best thing that's ever happened to me. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:37 | |
Once you give that six months, you don't think that's going to change? | 0:06:37 | 0:06:40 | |
I got a wife, kids. Do I seem like a happy guy to you? | 0:06:40 | 0:06:44 | |
There's my wife. See that? | 0:06:44 | 0:06:47 | |
Hi, honey. Judging, watching. "Look at the baby." | 0:06:47 | 0:06:50 | |
She's coming, Beanie. Let it go. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:53 | |
All right, I'm going to be the first to say congratulations to you, then. | 0:06:55 | 0:06:59 | |
You get one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:02 | |
-Don't listen to him. -I need my inhaler. | 0:07:02 | 0:07:05 | |
Thank you, Daddy. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:07 | |
It takes a man to give away an angel. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:10 | |
-You look beautiful. Great! -HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY | 0:07:10 | 0:07:14 | |
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here together | 0:07:16 | 0:07:20 | |
to join Franklyn... | 0:07:20 | 0:07:22 | |
HE COUGHS: Don't do it! | 0:07:22 | 0:07:25 | |
My throat's dry. I'm sorry. I'm a smoker. | 0:07:28 | 0:07:31 | |
OK... | 0:07:31 | 0:07:33 | |
-# Turn around -Every now and then | 0:07:33 | 0:07:36 | |
# I get a little bit lonely | 0:07:36 | 0:07:38 | |
# And you're never coming round | 0:07:38 | 0:07:40 | |
-# Turn around -Every now and then | 0:07:40 | 0:07:42 | |
# I get a little bit tired | 0:07:42 | 0:07:44 | |
# Of listening to the sound of my tears | 0:07:44 | 0:07:47 | |
-# Turn around -Every now and then | 0:07:47 | 0:07:49 | |
# I get a little bit nervous | 0:07:49 | 0:07:51 | |
# That the best of all the years have gone by | 0:07:51 | 0:07:53 | |
-# Turn around -Every now and then | 0:07:53 | 0:07:56 | |
# I get a little bit terrified | 0:07:56 | 0:07:58 | |
# I see the fucking look in your eye | 0:07:58 | 0:08:00 | |
# Turn around, bright eyes | 0:08:00 | 0:08:04 | |
# Every now and then I fall apart | 0:08:04 | 0:08:05 | |
# Turn around, bright eyes | 0:08:05 | 0:08:08 | |
# Fucking every now and then I fall apart | 0:08:08 | 0:08:12 | |
# And I need you now tonight | 0:08:12 | 0:08:14 | |
-# I fucking need you more than ever -Than ever... # | 0:08:15 | 0:08:17 | |
SINGS SOFTLY: # Look in your eye | 0:08:17 | 0:08:20 | |
# And then I fall apart I need you more... # | 0:08:20 | 0:08:22 | |
Mitch Martin? | 0:08:22 | 0:08:25 | |
Yeah. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:26 | |
Nicole! | 0:08:30 | 0:08:32 | |
My God! | 0:08:32 | 0:08:33 | |
This is crazy! I-I can't believe it's you! | 0:08:33 | 0:08:38 | |
Oh! Oh...God! | 0:08:38 | 0:08:41 | |
-What are you doing here? -I was invited. | 0:08:41 | 0:08:46 | |
Yeah... Er, the last time that I had heard, | 0:08:46 | 0:08:49 | |
you had, er, moved to, | 0:08:49 | 0:08:52 | |
-what do you call it? -Denver. | 0:08:52 | 0:08:54 | |
Ah, the Sunshine State. Unb... | 0:08:54 | 0:08:57 | |
Denver! Gorgeous! Gorgeous! | 0:08:57 | 0:09:00 | |
Wh... | 0:09:03 | 0:09:05 | |
-Are you OK? -No. | 0:09:05 | 0:09:07 | |
No, I'm, er... Or, yeah. I just, er... | 0:09:07 | 0:09:10 | |
I feel a little...(fucked up.) | 0:09:10 | 0:09:13 | |
Yeah. Marissa told me about your girlfriend. I'm very sorry. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:18 | |
-The thing about that one is that it's not just that. -Mm-hm. | 0:09:20 | 0:09:24 | |
It's a combination of things. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:26 | |
Er, we had a dog, we had a great place. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:29 | |
But all just... HE WHISTLES | 0:09:29 | 0:09:31 | |
Just... Mm-hm. | 0:09:31 | 0:09:33 | |
You know what? You should have some of this. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:36 | |
-What's in this one? -Coffee. | 0:09:36 | 0:09:39 | |
-Ow! -Shit! -Jesus! | 0:09:43 | 0:09:46 | |
-I... -Ow! -I am so sorry! | 0:09:46 | 0:09:49 | |
-Don't touch. Mitch, really. -I can fix it. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:52 | |
THEY ARGUE | 0:09:52 | 0:09:54 | |
What are you doing to this poor girl? Stop it. I got it. | 0:09:54 | 0:09:58 | |
-I got it. -No. Inappropriate. | 0:09:58 | 0:10:00 | |
-Sweetie, there's a bathroom... -Yes. | 0:10:00 | 0:10:03 | |
-Mitch, honey. Hon. -Yeah? | 0:10:03 | 0:10:05 | |
-Why don't you get some air? -No! Wait a second. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:09 | |
-Yeah? -Put in a good word for me. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:11 | |
Yeah. OK. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:13 | |
# Yodel-lay | 0:10:14 | 0:10:15 | |
# Yodel-lay, yodel-lay-hee-hoo | 0:10:15 | 0:10:18 | |
# Sparkling | 0:10:18 | 0:10:20 | |
# Clear and lovely | 0:10:21 | 0:10:23 | |
# You're my | 0:10:23 | 0:10:25 | |
# Lady. # | 0:10:26 | 0:10:28 | |
You're the lady, Marissa! Marissa, you're the lady. | 0:10:28 | 0:10:32 | |
Let's say... | 0:10:43 | 0:10:46 | |
-Can't hear you! -..glad and... | 0:10:46 | 0:10:48 | |
Excuse me. I'd like to say I'm really glad and proud to be here tonight. | 0:10:48 | 0:10:53 | |
I'm glad Frank's dad made it out. That's awesome. | 0:10:54 | 0:10:57 | |
-I haven't seen him in eight years. Congratulations. -I love you, Dad! | 0:10:57 | 0:11:01 | |
True love is hard to find. Sometimes you think you have true love, | 0:11:02 | 0:11:06 | |
and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego | 0:11:06 | 0:11:10 | |
and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom, | 0:11:10 | 0:11:13 | |
blindfolded, like a goddamn magic show, | 0:11:13 | 0:11:16 | |
-ready to double-team your girlfriend, and it stops... -It stops right there! | 0:11:16 | 0:11:20 | |
I think what my friend is trying to say is that true love is blind. | 0:11:20 | 0:11:24 | |
Let's raise our glasses. | 0:11:26 | 0:11:29 | |
Salut. Health and happiness. Cheers, everybody. | 0:11:29 | 0:11:32 | |
I love you so much, Frankie. I love you! | 0:11:32 | 0:11:36 | |
I'm not a talker. I'm not a talker! I love you, man! Congratulations. | 0:11:36 | 0:11:40 | |
This is practically on campus! It's sick! | 0:12:00 | 0:12:03 | |
-This is great! -How'd you land this place? | 0:12:03 | 0:12:05 | |
It was pretty easy, actually. | 0:12:05 | 0:12:08 | |
-A professor lived here for 30 years, and then...he died. -That's awesome! | 0:12:08 | 0:12:12 | |
That's awesome. Come on. | 0:12:13 | 0:12:16 | |
Hey, er, a little house-warming. To new beginnings! | 0:12:16 | 0:12:19 | |
Thanks. | 0:12:20 | 0:12:22 | |
Er, actually, | 0:12:22 | 0:12:25 | |
I gave this to you for your wedding. | 0:12:25 | 0:12:28 | |
-This model? -Er, no. | 0:12:28 | 0:12:31 | |
This exact one. Yeah. | 0:12:31 | 0:12:33 | |
I'm sorry. I'm embarrassed. I'm sorry. | 0:12:33 | 0:12:38 | |
It's OK. I hope you like it. | 0:12:38 | 0:12:41 | |
I love it. Thank you. | 0:12:41 | 0:12:44 | |
-This place is unbelievable. -You like it? | 0:12:44 | 0:12:46 | |
I don't know why you're still depressed. | 0:12:46 | 0:12:49 | |
-It's the best thing that's happened to us. -Us? | 0:12:49 | 0:12:52 | |
Yeah, us. Do not get selfish on me. Stay with me. | 0:12:52 | 0:12:56 | |
You put as bar in over there. Right? | 0:12:56 | 0:12:58 | |
You could put a hot tub almost anywhere. | 0:12:58 | 0:13:01 | |
Max, can you earmuff it for me? | 0:13:01 | 0:13:04 | |
We are going to get so much ass. I'm talking, like, crazy boy-band ass. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:09 | |
That sounds like fun, but I need time to get my life back together. | 0:13:09 | 0:13:13 | |
-What we need to do is throw a big kick-ass party. -Absolutely. Break it in. Meet the neighbours. | 0:13:13 | 0:13:19 | |
-Come on. Know what I'm talking about? -Ow. Stop it. -Break it in. | 0:13:19 | 0:13:23 | |
The real-estate guy was adamant... | 0:13:23 | 0:13:26 | |
I don't think you realise what a huge opportunity this is for you. | 0:13:26 | 0:13:30 | |
-Girls love guys in your situation. -Uh-huh. | 0:13:30 | 0:13:33 | |
-What situation? -Mitch, you're on the rebound. | 0:13:33 | 0:13:35 | |
You're an injured fawn who's being re-released back into the wild. | 0:13:35 | 0:13:41 | |
-BABY CRIES -Sorry. -Be careful. | 0:13:41 | 0:13:44 | |
-Sorry. -Don't say it to me. Say it to the baby. | 0:13:44 | 0:13:47 | |
-OK. I'm sorry. -It's OK. It's OK. | 0:13:47 | 0:13:49 | |
-Please... -I think we should go tropical. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:52 | |
-Uh-huh. -Sand from wall-to-wall. I know a great sand guy... | 0:13:52 | 0:13:56 | |
-Sand, in here?! -Foam! Whatever! ..You understand what I'm talking about? | 0:13:56 | 0:14:01 | |
-Absolutely. -Good. -I just need to run it by Marissa. | 0:14:01 | 0:14:04 | |
-I'm messing with you guys! -Not funny. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:10 | |
-It's a joke. -Now the baby's upset. | 0:14:10 | 0:14:12 | |
# And here I go again on my own | 0:14:13 | 0:14:17 | |
# Going down the only road I've ever known... # | 0:14:18 | 0:14:22 | |
Hey! | 0:14:22 | 0:14:24 | |
# Like a drifter, I was born to walk alone... # | 0:14:24 | 0:14:27 | |
-HEY! -Oh, hey, honey! | 0:14:27 | 0:14:30 | |
-I've brought you an iced tea! -Oh, no, thanks. I got a fresh beer. | 0:14:30 | 0:14:34 | |
Can you turn that off for a second?! | 0:14:34 | 0:14:37 | |
Wow. That's really...loud. | 0:14:38 | 0:14:42 | |
Yeah, thanks. I took the restrictor plate off. | 0:14:42 | 0:14:45 | |
Give the red dragon a little more juice. Keep that on the down low. | 0:14:45 | 0:14:49 | |
This is not exactly street-legal. Hey, Mike! | 0:14:49 | 0:14:52 | |
-Right. -So, what's up? | 0:14:52 | 0:14:55 | |
I was hoping we might get to those thank-you notes tomorrow night. | 0:14:55 | 0:14:59 | |
Honey, I got Mitch's thing tomorrow night. | 0:14:59 | 0:15:02 | |
Oh, that's right! I totally forgot. | 0:15:02 | 0:15:04 | |
-I can skip it. -Oh...no. No! | 0:15:04 | 0:15:08 | |
Don't be silly. I mean, I wouldn't want you changing your whole... | 0:15:08 | 0:15:13 | |
life just for me! Er... | 0:15:13 | 0:15:15 | |
I'll give Lara a call. We'll plan a girl's night. | 0:15:15 | 0:15:19 | |
Thanks. You're the best. | 0:15:19 | 0:15:21 | |
Just as long as you promise to take it easy. | 0:15:21 | 0:15:24 | |
-What do you mean? -You know exactly what I mean. | 0:15:24 | 0:15:28 | |
You've come a long way since Frank The Tank. We don't want him back! | 0:15:28 | 0:15:32 | |
Honey, Frank The Tank is not coming back. | 0:15:32 | 0:15:34 | |
That part of me is over. | 0:15:34 | 0:15:37 | |
It's water under the bridge. I promise. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:40 | |
LOUD ROCK MUSIC PLAYS | 0:15:40 | 0:15:43 | |
CHEERING AND LAUGHING | 0:15:49 | 0:15:52 | |
It's incredible. How did you do this? With all the people and the speakers! | 0:15:53 | 0:15:58 | |
I thought we were having a small get-together. | 0:15:58 | 0:16:01 | |
This IS a small get-together. That's why you've got the house, brother. | 0:16:01 | 0:16:05 | |
-You're having fun, right? -I'm having a great time! -Honestly? | 0:16:05 | 0:16:08 | |
-Great time! -Good. -What else have you got planned, | 0:16:08 | 0:16:11 | |
like, a student band or something? | 0:16:11 | 0:16:14 | |
Yeah. That's it. I've got a student alt-rock band coming on stage next. | 0:16:14 | 0:16:18 | |
I'm worth 3½ million that the government knows about. | 0:16:18 | 0:16:22 | |
I got more electronics than a Kiss concert. | 0:16:22 | 0:16:25 | |
You think I'd roll out the red carpet for a fucking marching band? | 0:16:25 | 0:16:29 | |
Make sure you can see the stage. | 0:16:29 | 0:16:31 | |
Excuse me. Pardon me. | 0:16:31 | 0:16:34 | |
-I just want to get through there... if you don't mind. -Thank you. | 0:16:34 | 0:16:38 | |
-This is the guy! This is his house! -What's up, man! | 0:16:38 | 0:16:42 | |
No! That's my friend Mitch! You're mistaking... Mitch owns the house. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:46 | |
-Oh, OK. -Yeah. -Anyway, you need to hit this. | 0:16:46 | 0:16:49 | |
-Yeah! -I appreciate it, but I told my wife I wouldn't drink tonight. | 0:16:49 | 0:16:54 | |
Besides, I got a big day tomorrow. But you guys have a great time. | 0:16:54 | 0:16:58 | |
A big day?! Doing what? | 0:16:58 | 0:17:00 | |
Well, actually, a pretty nice little Saturday. | 0:17:00 | 0:17:03 | |
We're going to go to Home Depot, | 0:17:03 | 0:17:05 | |
buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring. | 0:17:05 | 0:17:08 | |
Maybe Bed, Bath And Beyond. I don't know if we'll have time... | 0:17:08 | 0:17:12 | |
ALL LAUGH | 0:17:12 | 0:17:15 | |
You know what, give me that thing! I'll do one. | 0:17:15 | 0:17:18 | |
He's gonna do one! | 0:17:18 | 0:17:20 | |
Oh! That's a talented man right here! | 0:17:24 | 0:17:27 | |
Whoo! That's what I'm talking about! | 0:17:29 | 0:17:33 | |
Fill her up again! | 0:17:33 | 0:17:35 | |
So good! Once it hits your lips, it's so good! | 0:17:35 | 0:17:40 | |
Thanks, guys. This'll be happening here all year. | 0:17:40 | 0:17:43 | |
Don't burn yourselves out tonight. I want to thank you for coming | 0:17:43 | 0:17:47 | |
to the official Mitch Martin Freedom Festival. | 0:17:47 | 0:17:50 | |
For those who don't know who Mitch Martin is, he's the very successful, | 0:17:52 | 0:17:57 | |
very disease-free gentleman standing by the mini-bar. | 0:17:57 | 0:18:00 | |
Thank you. | 0:18:01 | 0:18:03 | |
Now, courtesy of Speaker City, | 0:18:03 | 0:18:05 | |
which are slashing prices on everything | 0:18:05 | 0:18:08 | |
from beepers to DVD players, | 0:18:08 | 0:18:11 | |
give a warm Harrison University welcome | 0:18:11 | 0:18:14 | |
to my pal, and your favourite, | 0:18:14 | 0:18:17 | |
Mr Snoop Dogg! | 0:18:17 | 0:18:19 | |
# Yeah, yeah | 0:18:23 | 0:18:25 | |
# A-huh-huh | 0:18:25 | 0:18:26 | |
# You know what? | 0:18:26 | 0:18:28 | |
# I'm thinking of a master plan | 0:18:28 | 0:18:29 | |
# Cos ain't nothing but sweat inside my hand | 0:18:29 | 0:18:32 | |
# So I dig into my pockets | 0:18:32 | 0:18:33 | |
# All my money is spent | 0:18:33 | 0:18:34 | |
# So I dig deeper but still coming up with lint | 0:18:34 | 0:18:37 | |
# So I start my mission Leave my residence | 0:18:37 | 0:18:39 | |
# I'm thinking, How can I get some dead presidents? # | 0:18:39 | 0:18:42 | |
THEY ALL CHEER | 0:18:42 | 0:18:45 | |
Whoo! Whoo! | 0:18:47 | 0:18:50 | |
THEY CHANT: Frank The Tank! Frank The Tank! | 0:18:53 | 0:18:57 | |
Whoo! | 0:18:58 | 0:19:00 | |
You know it! You know it! | 0:19:00 | 0:19:03 | |
Whoo! | 0:19:03 | 0:19:05 | |
ALL CHEER WILDLY | 0:19:05 | 0:19:08 | |
# A pen and a paper a stereo, a tape | 0:19:08 | 0:19:10 | |
# Of me and Warren G And a big fat plate of chicken wings | 0:19:10 | 0:19:13 | |
# Cos that's my favourite thing... # | 0:19:13 | 0:19:14 | |
-Hey, you're that guy! -What? | 0:19:14 | 0:19:17 | |
-Mitch-A-Palooza from the poster. -Oh, yeah. That's me. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:20 | |
This party is great. Nice work! | 0:19:20 | 0:19:23 | |
Well, my friends, they put it on for me. | 0:19:23 | 0:19:26 | |
They're kind of re-releasing me into the wild. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:29 | |
-What?! What are you talking about? -Nothing. Sorry. | 0:19:29 | 0:19:32 | |
# Time to have some fame | 0:19:32 | 0:19:34 | |
# What you need is some game | 0:19:34 | 0:19:36 | |
# Say what? Say what? | 0:19:36 | 0:19:37 | |
# To get your paper made | 0:19:37 | 0:19:39 | |
-# Say what? Say what? -Oh, babe | 0:19:39 | 0:19:41 | |
# Yeah, yeah | 0:19:41 | 0:19:42 | |
-# In the world of paper, paper -Check me out, y'all | 0:19:42 | 0:19:45 | |
# Did somebody say make money, money, | 0:19:45 | 0:19:46 | |
# Make money, money, money | 0:19:46 | 0:19:48 | |
# Make money, money, make money, money, money | 0:19:48 | 0:19:50 | |
# Say make money, make money, money, money | 0:19:50 | 0:19:53 | |
# Make money, money, make money, money, money... # | 0:19:53 | 0:19:55 | |
Take money, money... We're going streaking! Yeah! | 0:19:55 | 0:19:59 | |
CROWD JEERS | 0:20:01 | 0:20:03 | |
I'm sorry... Sorry. | 0:20:03 | 0:20:06 | |
We're going streaking through the quad and into the gymnasium. | 0:20:06 | 0:20:10 | |
Come on, everybody! Come on, Snoop! | 0:20:10 | 0:20:14 | |
Snoop-a-loop! Snoop-a... | 0:20:14 | 0:20:16 | |
No! It's cool! It's cool! I'm cool! Bring your green hat. | 0:20:16 | 0:20:20 | |
Let's go. Come on, everybody. We're going! Here we go. | 0:20:20 | 0:20:24 | |
Man! Man! Man, put the music back on. | 0:20:24 | 0:20:27 | |
Let's get the party back! THEY CHEER | 0:20:27 | 0:20:30 | |
-Oh, tell her! Tell her! -Marissa, I totally forgot! | 0:20:30 | 0:20:34 | |
It's a little belated, but we got you the perfect wedding present. | 0:20:34 | 0:20:38 | |
I told you, you don't have to get me anything. | 0:20:38 | 0:20:40 | |
Our friend Ashley had this guy come over and teach a blow-job class. | 0:20:40 | 0:20:45 | |
-Oh! -It was incredible. | 0:20:45 | 0:20:46 | |
-Yeah. -A class? -He's really good so we had to book him way in advance. | 0:20:46 | 0:20:50 | |
-Why should -I -go to a class? Bernard should go to a class. I swear, the man is orally challenged. | 0:20:50 | 0:20:56 | |
Wait a second. Is that guy...? | 0:20:56 | 0:20:58 | |
-Whoo! Whoo! -Oh...my God! | 0:20:58 | 0:21:01 | |
-Wh...? -That's disgusting! | 0:21:01 | 0:21:05 | |
Why am I looking at that?! | 0:21:05 | 0:21:08 | |
Wait. Why are you slowing down? Just drive! | 0:21:08 | 0:21:12 | |
Whoo! | 0:21:12 | 0:21:13 | |
-Frank?! -No way! | 0:21:13 | 0:21:17 | |
-Frank! -Hey, honey! Hey! | 0:21:18 | 0:21:22 | |
-What the hell are you doing?! -We're streaking. | 0:21:22 | 0:21:26 | |
We're going up through the quad to the gymnasium. | 0:21:26 | 0:21:29 | |
-Who's streaking? -There's... | 0:21:29 | 0:21:32 | |
-There's more coming. -Frank, get in the car! | 0:21:32 | 0:21:37 | |
-Everybody's doing it. -Now! -OK. | 0:21:37 | 0:21:40 | |
Whoa! Scoot over. | 0:21:45 | 0:21:48 | |
OK. OK. | 0:21:48 | 0:21:50 | |
-Ah! Hey! Hey, ladies. -Hey. | 0:21:50 | 0:21:54 | |
-Hey, Frank! -Hey. -Looks like it's a little cold out there! | 0:21:54 | 0:21:58 | |
Please, guys! | 0:21:59 | 0:22:02 | |
Honey, do you think KFC's still open? | 0:22:02 | 0:22:05 | |
THEY GIGGLE | 0:22:05 | 0:22:07 | |
ALARM CLOCK BUZZES | 0:22:13 | 0:22:16 | |
Oh! Oh, shit! | 0:22:19 | 0:22:23 | |
Oh... | 0:22:24 | 0:22:26 | |
Good morning. | 0:22:26 | 0:22:28 | |
Now that was a party. Mmm. | 0:22:29 | 0:22:32 | |
Since when are you so shy? | 0:22:34 | 0:22:36 | |
No, I'm not. I just, er... | 0:22:36 | 0:22:38 | |
Did I snore last night? Sometimes I snore when I'm drunk. | 0:22:38 | 0:22:42 | |
I-I don't remember. I-I don't think so. | 0:22:42 | 0:22:47 | |
Erm, listen, about last night... I-I... | 0:22:48 | 0:22:52 | |
I just got out of a very serious | 0:22:52 | 0:22:55 | |
and traumatic relationship and I... | 0:22:55 | 0:22:58 | |
I'm kind of in a weird place right now. | 0:22:58 | 0:23:01 | |
-What? -Relax, Rich, it's not a big deal. | 0:23:01 | 0:23:04 | |
Mitch...with an M. | 0:23:06 | 0:23:08 | |
Right. Erm, look... | 0:23:08 | 0:23:11 | |
Whatever. We were just having a little fun. | 0:23:11 | 0:23:14 | |
You have nothing to worry about. | 0:23:14 | 0:23:17 | |
N-No. Yeah, you're right. I-I'm OK with it. | 0:23:17 | 0:23:20 | |
-I just... -Yeah! -It's casual. | 0:23:20 | 0:23:22 | |
I gotta go to class, so... | 0:23:22 | 0:23:25 | |
So, how do we do this? Shall I...? Do I? | 0:23:25 | 0:23:28 | |
-Do you want to leave me your number or...? -You don't even have to worry. | 0:23:28 | 0:23:31 | |
OK. | 0:23:31 | 0:23:34 | |
See you around. | 0:23:36 | 0:23:39 | |
Bye. | 0:23:41 | 0:23:43 | |
I love you. | 0:23:43 | 0:23:45 | |
"At Speaker City, we've slashed prices on everything." | 0:23:45 | 0:23:49 | |
Come on. "Our staff will educate you | 0:23:49 | 0:23:52 | |
"on a wide selection of home-theatre equipment and accessories." | 0:23:52 | 0:23:56 | |
"Show us a competitor's price. | 0:23:56 | 0:23:59 | |
"We'll beat it, or I'll give you the keys to the store." | 0:23:59 | 0:24:02 | |
-HE MUMBLES -"The only thing that sounds better than our speakers | 0:24:02 | 0:24:06 | |
are our prices." Prices! | 0:24:06 | 0:24:08 | |
What do you think? Honestly? Shoot me straight. | 0:24:08 | 0:24:12 | |
Really good. You look great. | 0:24:12 | 0:24:14 | |
-Really? -Yeah. Yeah. | 0:24:14 | 0:24:16 | |
It kinda went a little bit just... It got crazy last night. | 0:24:16 | 0:24:21 | |
Yeah. I mean, I still haven't heard from Frank. | 0:24:21 | 0:24:24 | |
-I don't know where he... -Hello! | 0:24:24 | 0:24:27 | |
-Yeah. Come on in. -Jesus! | 0:24:27 | 0:24:30 | |
-Is this one of your guys? -Your fire hazard's over here. | 0:24:30 | 0:24:34 | |
What are you doing, man? | 0:24:34 | 0:24:36 | |
Wow! Cheese! Is that you? | 0:24:38 | 0:24:42 | |
Hello, Mitch. Bernard. I see you guys haven't changed much. | 0:24:42 | 0:24:46 | |
-(Who is this?) -Beanie, you remember Cheese - Rodney's kid brother? | 0:24:46 | 0:24:51 | |
-Actually, my name isn't Cheese. It's Gordon Pritchard. -Oh, yeah! | 0:24:51 | 0:24:54 | |
Ch-ee-se! Yeah! | 0:24:54 | 0:24:57 | |
-Didn't we lock you in a dumpster one time? -I got out. | 0:24:57 | 0:25:01 | |
Cool, man. I'm glad you did. | 0:25:01 | 0:25:03 | |
You fellas have a good time last night? | 0:25:05 | 0:25:08 | |
There might be some whippets around if you want 'em! | 0:25:08 | 0:25:11 | |
-No, thanks. I'm working. -Working what? Campus patrol?! | 0:25:11 | 0:25:15 | |
-Hmm. Try again. -Are you a Jehovah's Witness? | 0:25:15 | 0:25:18 | |
I'm the dean! Dean Pritchard. | 0:25:18 | 0:25:21 | |
Yeah. And as of this morning, this house has been re-zoned. | 0:25:21 | 0:25:26 | |
Yeah. It is now exclusively for campus use only. | 0:25:26 | 0:25:29 | |
You can't just do that! I've already paid the first and last month's rent. | 0:25:29 | 0:25:34 | |
Take a look at that. You have a week to vacate the premises. | 0:25:34 | 0:25:38 | |
Thank you for your co-operation. Great. | 0:25:38 | 0:25:41 | |
-Can I ask you a question? -Absolutely not. | 0:25:41 | 0:25:44 | |
It's been good seeing you guys. It looks like you're doing great. | 0:25:44 | 0:25:48 | |
Frank, this is a safe place, | 0:25:58 | 0:26:00 | |
a place where we can feel free sharing our feelings. | 0:26:00 | 0:26:05 | |
Think of my office as a nest in a tree of trust and understanding. | 0:26:05 | 0:26:09 | |
-We can say anything here. -Anything? | 0:26:09 | 0:26:12 | |
It's OK, honey. That's why we came. | 0:26:13 | 0:26:16 | |
Well, er... | 0:26:18 | 0:26:21 | |
I guess, deep down, I'm feeling a little confused. | 0:26:21 | 0:26:25 | |
I mean... | 0:26:25 | 0:26:27 | |
you get married and you're supposed to be this entirely different guy! | 0:26:27 | 0:26:31 | |
I don't feel different. | 0:26:31 | 0:26:33 | |
I mean, take yesterday, for example. | 0:26:33 | 0:26:36 | |
We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner...which was lovely, | 0:26:36 | 0:26:40 | |
and I happened to look over at a certain point during the meal | 0:26:40 | 0:26:44 | |
and see a waitress taking an order, and... | 0:26:44 | 0:26:47 | |
And I found myself wondering, er, | 0:26:47 | 0:26:49 | |
what colour her underpants might be. | 0:26:49 | 0:26:52 | |
Her panties. Er... | 0:26:52 | 0:26:55 | |
Odds are they're probably basic white cotton underpants. | 0:26:56 | 0:27:01 | |
But I started thinking, "Maybe... Maybe they're silk panties. | 0:27:01 | 0:27:06 | |
"Maybe it's... Maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's, er... | 0:27:06 | 0:27:09 | |
"Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about." | 0:27:09 | 0:27:14 | |
-And, er, I started feeling... -Huh! | 0:27:14 | 0:27:16 | |
What? I thought we were in the trust tree...in the nest. Are we not?! | 0:27:16 | 0:27:21 | |
-We are. -OK. -We are. It's OK. Mm. | 0:27:21 | 0:27:24 | |
Mm-hm. It's OK. It's OK. Please, continue. | 0:27:24 | 0:27:28 | |
I-I don't know where I was going with that. I... | 0:27:28 | 0:27:31 | |
What I'm trying to say is that, now that I'm married, | 0:27:32 | 0:27:36 | |
I'm definitely feeling a little freaked out | 0:27:36 | 0:27:39 | |
about the fact that I'm gonna have sex with only one person... | 0:27:39 | 0:27:43 | |
..for the rest of my life. | 0:27:45 | 0:27:47 | |
Walsh tells me your San Diego trip was a blast. | 0:27:48 | 0:27:52 | |
-Oh, yeah! -How was Hooters? | 0:27:52 | 0:27:54 | |
-I actually didn't go to Hooters. -Oh, yeah! Right. | 0:27:54 | 0:27:58 | |
-Skittles? -No, thanks. | 0:27:58 | 0:28:01 | |
Listen, I got a call from Annetti. | 0:28:01 | 0:28:03 | |
He tells me that your Sunshine Square proposal is totally fucked. | 0:28:03 | 0:28:07 | |
-What's wrong with it? -For one thing, it violates the zoning restrictions | 0:28:07 | 0:28:12 | |
set forth in the National Historical Preservation Act of 1966, | 0:28:12 | 0:28:16 | |
most notably, clause four. | 0:28:16 | 0:28:19 | |
-Shall I continue? -I'm familiar with that idea... | 0:28:19 | 0:28:22 | |
-Honey! -Hi, Dad! Am I interrupting? -No! | 0:28:22 | 0:28:24 | |
-Hi. -Hi. | 0:28:24 | 0:28:26 | |
I don't think you've met my daughter. Darcie, Mitch Martin. | 0:28:26 | 0:28:30 | |
-Hi. Nice to meet you, Mitch. -Hi. Nice to meet you. | 0:28:30 | 0:28:34 | |
-How was the slumber party? -Great. You know, movies and popcorn. | 0:28:34 | 0:28:38 | |
Mmn. She's an angel. | 0:28:38 | 0:28:41 | |
It makes me sound old, but I can't believe how fast she's growing up! | 0:28:41 | 0:28:46 | |
-Dad! Stop! -Sorry, honey, but it's true. To think that in seven months, | 0:28:46 | 0:28:50 | |
-you'll be graduating from high school! -Dad! | 0:28:50 | 0:28:53 | |
You OK? | 0:28:53 | 0:28:56 | |
-I thought you said high school. -Yeah. | 0:28:57 | 0:29:00 | |
-Shocking, isn't it? -Yes, it is. | 0:29:00 | 0:29:04 | |
-Give me a break! -Hey, Mitch! | 0:29:12 | 0:29:15 | |
-Hey, man. -Hey. | 0:29:18 | 0:29:21 | |
-Did you have a good day? -Not too bad. -Yeah. | 0:29:21 | 0:29:24 | |
-What's going on? -Oh, I just thought maybe | 0:29:25 | 0:29:27 | |
I could crash here tonight, if that's all right. | 0:29:27 | 0:29:31 | |
-Marissa's going through some personal stuff and... -Mm-hm. | 0:29:31 | 0:29:35 | |
Personal stuff like you running through the neighbourhood drunk and naked? | 0:29:35 | 0:29:39 | |
That... | 0:29:39 | 0:29:41 | |
and some other stuff. Yeah. | 0:29:41 | 0:29:44 | |
-No problem. -OK. -Make yourself at home. -Thanks. | 0:29:44 | 0:29:47 | |
Gentlemen, we're discussing a brand-new way to look at a fraternity. | 0:29:47 | 0:29:51 | |
You need to forget about all the normal rules | 0:29:51 | 0:29:54 | |
that apply to college and society. | 0:29:54 | 0:29:57 | |
This is a very big idea, my friends. | 0:29:57 | 0:29:59 | |
We are talking about a non-exclusive egalitarian brotherhood | 0:29:59 | 0:30:03 | |
where community status and, more importantly, age | 0:30:03 | 0:30:07 | |
have no bearing whatsoever. | 0:30:07 | 0:30:10 | |
-Yes - the guy who probably won't get in. -I go to school here and... -OK. | 0:30:10 | 0:30:14 | |
What sort of association will you have with the actual university? | 0:30:14 | 0:30:18 | |
-Who are these people? -I don't know! | 0:30:18 | 0:30:21 | |
Legally speaking, there'll be a loose affiliation, | 0:30:21 | 0:30:24 | |
but we will give nothing back to the academic community, | 0:30:24 | 0:30:28 | |
as well as provide no public service of any kind. | 0:30:28 | 0:30:31 | |
-Beanie, what's going on here? -Guys, | 0:30:31 | 0:30:33 | |
this is a very special occasion. | 0:30:33 | 0:30:36 | |
The Godfather himself is kind enough | 0:30:36 | 0:30:38 | |
-to grace us with his presence. -ALL: Yeah! | 0:30:38 | 0:30:41 | |
This is his house! He lives here! He speaks 20 feet away! | 0:30:41 | 0:30:45 | |
-That's for you. -We need to talk. Kitchen. | 0:30:45 | 0:30:49 | |
Sit good for me. I want to talk to Uncle Mitch. | 0:30:50 | 0:30:53 | |
There you go. | 0:30:53 | 0:30:56 | |
-How long have these people been here? -All day. | 0:30:56 | 0:30:58 | |
-That party we had has given us all kinds of street cred. -What?! | 0:30:58 | 0:31:03 | |
Mitch, this is called rush. We're officially starting a fraternity. | 0:31:03 | 0:31:06 | |
-I like it! It's genius. -You've got to be kidding! | 0:31:06 | 0:31:10 | |
This house is zoned specifically for social services and student housing. | 0:31:10 | 0:31:15 | |
-A fraternity solves both. Right? -Mmn-hmn. | 0:31:15 | 0:31:18 | |
But this is my house! I live here, Beanie. I'm 30 years old. | 0:31:18 | 0:31:22 | |
-We're not at college. -I understand! -It makes no sense! | 0:31:22 | 0:31:25 | |
You're focused on all the wrong sort of details. | 0:31:25 | 0:31:28 | |
-Did you have a good time last night? -I had an awesome time! | 0:31:28 | 0:31:32 | |
I know that you had an awesome time. I think the entire town knows. | 0:31:32 | 0:31:36 | |
I'm trying to ask Mitch if he had an awesome time. | 0:31:36 | 0:31:39 | |
-I had a good time. -Wouldn't you want those good times to keep going? | 0:31:39 | 0:31:43 | |
-God! -More good... -I mean... | 0:31:43 | 0:31:46 | |
I don't understand why it's so hard for you to admit that you want this. | 0:31:46 | 0:31:50 | |
40 guys out there want this. | 0:31:50 | 0:31:52 | |
Look, I appreciate your enthusiasm. I know you guys are trying to help, | 0:31:52 | 0:31:56 | |
but the truth of the matter is, | 0:31:56 | 0:31:59 | |
I've had a hell of a day, an even worse month, | 0:31:59 | 0:32:02 | |
and the fact is I got 40 strangers out in my living room, | 0:32:02 | 0:32:05 | |
and all I want to do is get some fucking sleep! | 0:32:05 | 0:32:08 | |
I'm sorry, but we're not starting a fraternity. | 0:32:08 | 0:32:12 | |
I don't know why you've got to do it in front of my kid, with the effing. | 0:32:12 | 0:32:16 | |
All you have to do is say earmuffs. Earmuffs. You can say fuck! Shit! | 0:32:16 | 0:32:20 | |
-Cock! Balls! -I'm just proving a point. You don't have to celebrate it. -I'm sorry. | 0:32:20 | 0:32:26 | |
You let down Frank. You let down me. You let down Max, most importantly. | 0:32:26 | 0:32:30 | |
I'm having a hard time figuring out why I take time out of my schedule | 0:32:30 | 0:32:33 | |
to help you get over... Earmuffs. ..that whore you dated. | 0:32:33 | 0:32:37 | |
I'm going to go out, see the others. Uncle Mitch is sorry. | 0:32:37 | 0:32:41 | |
Say yes. Yes. | 0:32:42 | 0:32:46 | |
TYRES SCREECH | 0:32:47 | 0:32:50 | |
All right, here's the deal. Listen up! Altogether, we pick 14 pledges. | 0:32:52 | 0:32:56 | |
-Wait, who's this guy?! -Oh, that's Blue. | 0:32:56 | 0:32:59 | |
-Yeah. -He's an old navy vet who hangs around my store. He's legit. | 0:32:59 | 0:33:04 | |
-He looks like he's 100 years old. He wants to pledge?! -Are you kidding me? | 0:33:04 | 0:33:08 | |
The old man river won't shut up about it. Show time! | 0:33:08 | 0:33:12 | |
MUSIC: "Master Of Puppets" by Metallica | 0:33:13 | 0:33:16 | |
Shit! | 0:33:23 | 0:33:24 | |
Don't make this any harder on yourself! | 0:33:26 | 0:33:29 | |
-What's going on? -You tell anyone about this, I'll fucking kill you. | 0:33:41 | 0:33:46 | |
-Oh! -We'll have him back by tonight. OK, sweetheart? | 0:33:46 | 0:33:49 | |
Let's go! | 0:33:49 | 0:33:51 | |
Let's go. Nice and easy. There we go. | 0:34:00 | 0:34:03 | |
Congratulations, gentleman. You should be very proud of yourselves. | 0:34:12 | 0:34:16 | |
Each and every one of you has been hand-picked | 0:34:16 | 0:34:20 | |
to represent our inaugural pledge class. | 0:34:20 | 0:34:24 | |
Over the next 21 days, | 0:34:24 | 0:34:26 | |
you're all going to experience intense mental | 0:34:26 | 0:34:30 | |
and physical strain. | 0:34:30 | 0:34:32 | |
-Frank, just pace yourself. -Copy that. | 0:34:35 | 0:34:38 | |
I got a little overexcited. Sorry. | 0:34:38 | 0:34:40 | |
At this point, you may be asking yourself, | 0:34:40 | 0:34:45 | |
"Why am I holding this 30lb cinder block in my hands?" | 0:34:45 | 0:34:49 | |
You might also ask yourself, | 0:34:50 | 0:34:53 | |
"Why does this cinder block | 0:34:53 | 0:34:57 | |
"have a long piece of string tied to it?" | 0:34:57 | 0:35:01 | |
And finally... | 0:35:02 | 0:35:04 | |
Why is the other end of this string tied securely | 0:35:06 | 0:35:09 | |
to your penis? | 0:35:09 | 0:35:11 | |
And the answer, ladies, is trust. | 0:35:13 | 0:35:17 | |
This is your first test. | 0:35:17 | 0:35:21 | |
Spanish, do you trust that we've provided you with enough slack | 0:35:21 | 0:35:25 | |
-so your block will land safely on the lawn? -Sir, yes, sir! | 0:35:25 | 0:35:29 | |
-Blue... -Yes, sir? -Do you trust that I do not want to see you die here? | 0:35:29 | 0:35:34 | |
-Sir, yes, sir! -Blue, you're my boy! -Thank you, sir. | 0:35:34 | 0:35:37 | |
About face. | 0:35:40 | 0:35:42 | |
Step to the edge! | 0:35:44 | 0:35:47 | |
Pledges, prepare for release! | 0:35:50 | 0:35:52 | |
One! Two! | 0:35:54 | 0:35:58 | |
Three! Release! | 0:35:58 | 0:36:00 | |
HE SCREAMS | 0:36:08 | 0:36:10 | |
It wasn't meant to happen like that! | 0:36:10 | 0:36:13 | |
Walk it off, big guy. | 0:36:13 | 0:36:15 | |
THEY CHANT # One, two, three, four | 0:36:15 | 0:36:18 | |
# One, two, three, four | 0:36:18 | 0:36:20 | |
# I've been laid more times than God | 0:36:20 | 0:36:22 | |
# Frat sex is a creme broulade | 0:36:22 | 0:36:24 | |
# One, two, three, four | 0:36:24 | 0:36:26 | |
# One, two, three, four | 0:36:26 | 0:36:28 | |
# I don't know, but it's been said | 0:36:28 | 0:36:30 | |
# One more laugh and I'll be dead... # | 0:36:30 | 0:36:32 | |
Faster! CHANTING CONTINUES | 0:36:32 | 0:36:36 | |
Jesus! Who are these people?! | 0:36:36 | 0:36:39 | |
Get security. We have an illegal off-road vehicle | 0:36:41 | 0:36:45 | |
operating without a permit. | 0:36:45 | 0:36:46 | |
-'They've already been called, sir.' -Er, call them again. | 0:36:46 | 0:36:51 | |
You know, it's been two weeks. | 0:36:55 | 0:36:58 | |
How are these guys still a fraternity? | 0:36:58 | 0:37:00 | |
They're not, sir. They've just been approved for temporary status. | 0:37:00 | 0:37:04 | |
Half these guys don't even go to the school! One guy, he's like 90! | 0:37:04 | 0:37:09 | |
That doesn't matter. They found a loophole. | 0:37:09 | 0:37:11 | |
-A loophole? -Yes. Well, it's interesting, sir. | 0:37:11 | 0:37:14 | |
As stupid as they appear, they're actually very good at paperwork! | 0:37:14 | 0:37:19 | |
-It's quite an anomaly! -Is that funny? | 0:37:19 | 0:37:22 | |
Are you a comic? Is that what you do now? | 0:37:22 | 0:37:25 | |
This is me leaving. This is me leaving. | 0:37:27 | 0:37:29 | |
-There he is! -What's going on, brother? | 0:37:41 | 0:37:44 | |
Nothing. I'm just making some copies. | 0:37:44 | 0:37:47 | |
-Mm-hm? -See you later. | 0:37:47 | 0:37:50 | |
Hey, Mitch, hang on a second. | 0:37:50 | 0:37:52 | |
-I heard you guys are starting up a fraternity. -Who told you that?! | 0:37:52 | 0:37:56 | |
-Nobody. Is it true? -I don't know what you're talking about. | 0:37:56 | 0:38:00 | |
Right(!) Well, it sounds cool, man. I want in. | 0:38:00 | 0:38:03 | |
Listen to me, there is no fraternity! | 0:38:04 | 0:38:07 | |
-I don't know what you're talking about. -You listen! | 0:38:07 | 0:38:10 | |
I need this, OK? My wife, my job, my kids... | 0:38:10 | 0:38:14 | |
Every day is exactly the same. | 0:38:14 | 0:38:17 | |
Oh, I go golfing on Sundays, but I hate golf! | 0:38:17 | 0:38:20 | |
Don't blackball me, Mitch, please! | 0:38:20 | 0:38:22 | |
I'm not blackballing you. We work together, Walsh, | 0:38:22 | 0:38:26 | |
and I don't want to mix work with whatever it is I do at home. | 0:38:26 | 0:38:30 | |
-And trust me, you're not missing anything, anyways. -Really? | 0:38:30 | 0:38:33 | |
Heard you hooked up with Goldberg's daughter. | 0:38:33 | 0:38:36 | |
-Oh! -Sorry. Sorry. | 0:38:36 | 0:38:39 | |
And it's untrue. | 0:38:39 | 0:38:41 | |
Hey, Mitch, all I'm saying is think about it, OK? Think about it! | 0:38:46 | 0:38:50 | |
-Who cares if you work with the guy? -I do! | 0:38:50 | 0:38:53 | |
-I have a career to worry about. -You need to start embracing this. | 0:38:53 | 0:38:57 | |
-I am. -I don't think you appreciate everything I've done for you. | 0:38:57 | 0:39:01 | |
-For me? -Do you think I like avoiding my wife and kids | 0:39:01 | 0:39:04 | |
-to hang out with 19-year-old girls? -I do. -I'm doing this for you. | 0:39:04 | 0:39:08 | |
Hello! | 0:39:08 | 0:39:10 | |
-Hey, Nicole! How's it going? -Hi! -Who's this? | 0:39:10 | 0:39:13 | |
-This is my daughter Amanda. -Hi! | 0:39:13 | 0:39:16 | |
Hi, Amanda. You remember Nicole, right? | 0:39:16 | 0:39:19 | |
We did a little chicken dancing at the wedding. | 0:39:19 | 0:39:22 | |
-How you been? -Fine, thanks. -Good... | 0:39:22 | 0:39:24 | |
I wanted to apologise to you. I hope I didn't embarrass you. | 0:39:24 | 0:39:29 | |
-It's OK. You just embarrassed yourself. -Yes! | 0:39:29 | 0:39:32 | |
-I brought you a house-warming gift. -Wow! That is really nice. | 0:39:32 | 0:39:36 | |
It's just a CD holder for your desk or whatever... | 0:39:36 | 0:39:39 | |
Yeah. That thing's a piece of crap. Awful. | 0:39:39 | 0:39:42 | |
-What? -I stopped selling it. -Please... Hey, Beanie... | 0:39:42 | 0:39:46 | |
-A lot of complaints. -Great. -Nice gesture. -It's cool. | 0:39:46 | 0:39:49 | |
Hey, Godfather! What's up?! | 0:39:49 | 0:39:52 | |
Yo! You the man! | 0:39:52 | 0:39:54 | |
Did that guy call you the Godfather? | 0:39:54 | 0:39:57 | |
He must be joking or something... Where are you guys living? | 0:39:57 | 0:40:00 | |
We're staying with my dad for a while. | 0:40:00 | 0:40:03 | |
The move's been a little rough on Amanda. So... | 0:40:03 | 0:40:06 | |
My son Max turns six on Sunday. We're having a party for him, | 0:40:06 | 0:40:10 | |
you know, petting zoo, clowns, stuff like that. | 0:40:10 | 0:40:13 | |
-You guys are welcome. -You should definitely come! -OK! | 0:40:13 | 0:40:17 | |
Hey, what do you guys like better - nurse or cheerleader? | 0:40:17 | 0:40:20 | |
-Oh, hi, Nicole. -Hi, Frank. | 0:40:22 | 0:40:25 | |
That's a nice doll you have there. | 0:40:25 | 0:40:28 | |
Yeah, thanks. She's OK. | 0:40:28 | 0:40:30 | |
-Did you have fun at the wedding? -Yeah, it was fun. | 0:40:31 | 0:40:35 | |
I'm just staying here for right now. | 0:40:37 | 0:40:39 | |
-We'll see you Sunday, then? -Sunday. -Great. | 0:40:39 | 0:40:43 | |
-OK. Bye. Say bye. -Bye. | 0:40:43 | 0:40:46 | |
Bye. | 0:40:46 | 0:40:47 | |
# Ain't no sunshine when she's gone... # | 0:40:47 | 0:40:51 | |
-'Hi! You've reached Marissa... -And Frank! -Leave us a message.' BEEP! | 0:40:54 | 0:40:58 | |
Hey, honey. It's me. Er, listen, just was, er, calling to check in. | 0:40:58 | 0:41:03 | |
I've been kind of busy lately, a lot of paperwork, stuff like that. | 0:41:03 | 0:41:07 | |
-Damn! -'If you are satisfied, press one. | 0:41:07 | 0:41:10 | |
'To re-record, press two.' | 0:41:10 | 0:41:12 | |
Hey, Marissa. It's me. | 0:41:12 | 0:41:15 | |
I'm probably going to be in the neighbourhood a little later. | 0:41:15 | 0:41:18 | |
I didn't know if you want to get together for frozen yoghurt, | 0:41:18 | 0:41:22 | |
or maybe a whole meal of food... if that would be agreeable. Stupid! | 0:41:22 | 0:41:27 | |
'If you are satisfied, press one. To re-record, press two.' | 0:41:27 | 0:41:31 | |
Hey, Marissa. It's Frank Ricard. Er... | 0:41:32 | 0:41:36 | |
OK, ladies, the secret to a good BJ is focus. | 0:41:36 | 0:41:40 | |
I don't care if it's your husband of ten years | 0:41:40 | 0:41:43 | |
or some hot sailor you met at TGI Fridays a couple of months ago... | 0:41:43 | 0:41:47 | |
who never did call me back. | 0:41:47 | 0:41:49 | |
But that's neither here nor there. | 0:41:49 | 0:41:52 | |
Grab your vegetables. THEY GIGGLE | 0:41:52 | 0:41:56 | |
MUSIC: "Hungry Like The Wolf" by Duran Duran | 0:41:57 | 0:42:00 | |
Who's hungry? Who's hungry? | 0:42:00 | 0:42:03 | |
Is this guy for real? | 0:42:03 | 0:42:05 | |
He's fine. He's good. He's the best there is. | 0:42:05 | 0:42:08 | |
Thumbs are down. Wrists are flexed. | 0:42:08 | 0:42:11 | |
We're going to position ourselves for insertion. | 0:42:11 | 0:42:13 | |
Ready? Do it. | 0:42:16 | 0:42:18 | |
Mind the stepchildren. | 0:42:20 | 0:42:22 | |
Mind the stepchildren. Very good. | 0:42:22 | 0:42:25 | |
Marissa. Come on. That's it. | 0:42:41 | 0:42:44 | |
Mmm... Mmm... | 0:42:44 | 0:42:46 | |
That's it. I like what I see. Don't be afraid to arch... | 0:42:46 | 0:42:51 | |
INAUDIBLE | 0:42:51 | 0:42:53 | |
Marissa, come on. That's it. | 0:42:53 | 0:42:55 | |
# And I'm hungry like the wolf. # | 0:42:55 | 0:42:58 | |
Everybody can learn from Marissa. | 0:42:58 | 0:43:01 | |
I'm gonna take five. Continue. | 0:43:01 | 0:43:04 | |
THEY GIGGLE | 0:43:04 | 0:43:06 | |
Nice work, Marissa. Way to give 110%! | 0:43:06 | 0:43:10 | |
You know, when I get back there | 0:43:10 | 0:43:13 | |
I'm gonna show you something I call crouching tiger, hidden penis. | 0:43:13 | 0:43:16 | |
Did you ever see that movie? I really like it | 0:43:16 | 0:43:19 | |
cos of the flying and the magic! | 0:43:19 | 0:43:22 | |
You bastard! | 0:43:22 | 0:43:25 | |
Oh! Someone just made a bad mistake! | 0:43:25 | 0:43:28 | |
Aagh! | 0:43:28 | 0:43:29 | |
Aaaaargh! | 0:43:29 | 0:43:33 | |
Jesus Christ, Frank. What the hell are you doing here? | 0:43:36 | 0:43:40 | |
-You know this person? -I am so sorry. Are you hurt? | 0:43:40 | 0:43:43 | |
-Yes, I'm hurt. -Oh... | 0:43:43 | 0:43:46 | |
-You've outdone yourself, once again. -It's nice, right? | 0:43:56 | 0:44:00 | |
-Spanish, what are you doing?! -Getting some water. It's crazy hot. | 0:44:00 | 0:44:04 | |
Put your head back on. Are you nuts? It can be traumatic for the kids. | 0:44:04 | 0:44:08 | |
-I'm sorry. -Don't sorry me. And shake the tail when you walk! | 0:44:08 | 0:44:12 | |
-Take it easy! -You don't see me breaking the fourth wall. | 0:44:12 | 0:44:16 | |
-Hey, guys! -Hey! -Nice costume. | 0:44:16 | 0:44:18 | |
-Thanks. -This is a great party. | 0:44:18 | 0:44:21 | |
-When'd you get here? -A minute ago. | 0:44:21 | 0:44:23 | |
This is my boyfriend Mark. This is Mitch and Beanie. | 0:44:23 | 0:44:27 | |
-How's it hanging, boys? -Pleasure to meet you... | 0:44:27 | 0:44:31 | |
So, somebody told me you guys are in a fraternity. | 0:44:31 | 0:44:34 | |
-Is that right? -THEY LAUGH | 0:44:34 | 0:44:37 | |
-Is that true? -Er, not really. | 0:44:37 | 0:44:39 | |
I mean, no. It's more like a social club. | 0:44:39 | 0:44:42 | |
We just watch football and hang out. | 0:44:42 | 0:44:44 | |
Hang out and spank each other, I bet, huh?! | 0:44:44 | 0:44:47 | |
We don't take it too seriously. | 0:44:47 | 0:44:50 | |
-Blue, there's no ice in my lemonade! -Sir, sorry, sir! | 0:44:50 | 0:44:53 | |
-You drop down and you give me 10... Now! -Yes, sir! | 0:44:53 | 0:44:58 | |
-Let's go! -That's Frank. | 0:44:58 | 0:45:01 | |
I'm gonna go ahead and give you these. That's my work phone. | 0:45:01 | 0:45:05 | |
-Speaker City, I own all six. -Hey, Max wants to open up his gifts. | 0:45:05 | 0:45:08 | |
-I thought one would be all right. -All right. Come on in here, Max. | 0:45:08 | 0:45:12 | |
Do you guys mind giving me a minute? We'll talk surround sound later. I'll cut you a deal. | 0:45:12 | 0:45:18 | |
-How you doing, bud? -What a day! -I guess we can open Uncle Frank's. | 0:45:18 | 0:45:22 | |
I don't know who's more excited, Frank or Max! | 0:45:22 | 0:45:25 | |
Rip it up. Go at it! What could it be? | 0:45:25 | 0:45:28 | |
-Could it be a space ship? -Yeah! -Let's see! | 0:45:28 | 0:45:31 | |
Yeah! | 0:45:31 | 0:45:33 | |
What do you think, Max? It's got three speeds. | 0:45:33 | 0:45:36 | |
Damn it. | 0:45:43 | 0:45:45 | |
Excuse me, I'll have one of those. | 0:45:48 | 0:45:51 | |
-I'm Mark. What's your name? -Tracy. | 0:45:53 | 0:45:55 | |
Hi. Nice meeting you...Tracy. | 0:45:55 | 0:46:00 | |
Right on there. There we go. | 0:46:00 | 0:46:02 | |
OK, you can go back out and play now. | 0:46:02 | 0:46:05 | |
Come on. There. | 0:46:05 | 0:46:08 | |
Take your doll. OK. | 0:46:08 | 0:46:10 | |
-I think she likes you. She ignores most people. -Well, I feel honoured. | 0:46:12 | 0:46:16 | |
So, Mark... | 0:46:17 | 0:46:19 | |
-He seems like an interesting guy. -He's harmless. | 0:46:19 | 0:46:23 | |
-How long have you two been together? -Two years now. | 0:46:23 | 0:46:26 | |
I told him I had a crush on you in school. I think I got him jealous. | 0:46:26 | 0:46:30 | |
You had a crush on me? You gotta be kidding! | 0:46:30 | 0:46:33 | |
I was obsessed with you! I mean, not in a dangerous way. | 0:46:33 | 0:46:37 | |
I just watched you from a distance. | 0:46:37 | 0:46:39 | |
How come you never asked me out? | 0:46:39 | 0:46:42 | |
You were pretty intimidating back then. | 0:46:42 | 0:46:45 | |
You were always with older guys. | 0:46:45 | 0:46:47 | |
You had that Whitesnake jean jacket. You smoked Marlboro Reds. | 0:46:47 | 0:46:51 | |
-You were way out of my league. -Mm-hm?! | 0:46:51 | 0:46:53 | |
I still have the Whitesnake jean jacket. | 0:46:53 | 0:46:57 | |
I'm still pretty intimidated by you! | 0:46:57 | 0:47:00 | |
-You're bad! -You're right. I AM bad. | 0:47:07 | 0:47:10 | |
-Oh, Jeez, I'm sorry. I was... -I guess we're not knocking, huh? | 0:47:12 | 0:47:17 | |
Excuse me. I've got to go back to work. | 0:47:17 | 0:47:20 | |
I'm just returning these band aids. | 0:47:20 | 0:47:23 | |
What are you gonna do, tell on me? | 0:47:23 | 0:47:26 | |
You can't, buddy. It's guy code, OK? | 0:47:26 | 0:47:29 | |
Guys don't tell on other guys. That's, er, something chicks do. | 0:47:29 | 0:47:33 | |
You're not a chick, are you? | 0:47:36 | 0:47:39 | |
Phew. All right. Good talk. I'll see you out there. | 0:47:40 | 0:47:45 | |
Hey there, buddy. Need a friend? | 0:47:53 | 0:47:56 | |
Yeah, me too... | 0:47:57 | 0:48:00 | |
Hey... | 0:48:02 | 0:48:04 | |
Wow! | 0:48:11 | 0:48:12 | |
-She's a beauty, ain't she? -Yeah. What kind of gun is this? | 0:48:13 | 0:48:17 | |
That's a tranquilliser gun. | 0:48:17 | 0:48:20 | |
If any of these little fuckers decide to freak out on the kids, | 0:48:20 | 0:48:24 | |
I get to take them down. | 0:48:24 | 0:48:26 | |
Ain't that right? What?! ..That's what I thought. Shut up. | 0:48:26 | 0:48:30 | |
Hey-hey! Be careful with that. | 0:48:30 | 0:48:33 | |
-That's the most powerful tranq gun on the market. -Huh! | 0:48:33 | 0:48:36 | |
-Got her in Mexico. -Cool. -It is cool. | 0:48:36 | 0:48:38 | |
They say it can puncture the skin of a rhino from 100... | 0:48:38 | 0:48:42 | |
Agh! | 0:48:42 | 0:48:43 | |
Oh, yes! That's awesome! | 0:48:48 | 0:48:52 | |
-What? -You just took one in the jugular, man! | 0:48:53 | 0:48:57 | |
Ha! Whoa! | 0:48:58 | 0:49:01 | |
Yes! | 0:49:01 | 0:49:02 | |
Oh, my God! | 0:49:03 | 0:49:05 | |
Oh, my God! I did! Is this bad? Is this bad? | 0:49:06 | 0:49:10 | |
-You should pull that out. -HIS VOICE WARPS -That shit isn't cool. | 0:49:10 | 0:49:14 | |
-IN DISTORTED VOICE: -Wait! Wait. Pull what out? | 0:49:16 | 0:49:20 | |
The dart, man. You got a fucking dart in your neck. | 0:49:20 | 0:49:23 | |
You're cra... You're crazy, man! | 0:49:26 | 0:49:28 | |
You're crazy! I like you. | 0:49:29 | 0:49:33 | |
But you're crazy! | 0:49:33 | 0:49:35 | |
I feel tired. | 0:49:35 | 0:49:38 | |
Looks who's coming... | 0:49:38 | 0:49:41 | |
# Happy birthday to you... # | 0:49:44 | 0:49:49 | |
ROARS IN DISTORTED VOICE | 0:49:49 | 0:49:53 | |
ALL SING IN WARPED TONES | 0:49:54 | 0:49:56 | |
DISTORTED MUMBLING | 0:50:00 | 0:50:05 | |
Agh! | 0:50:07 | 0:50:09 | |
DISTORTED SPEECH | 0:50:11 | 0:50:15 | |
# Hello, darkness, my old friend | 0:50:26 | 0:50:29 | |
# I've come to talk with you again | 0:50:30 | 0:50:34 | |
# Because a vision softly creeping | 0:50:34 | 0:50:38 | |
# Left its seeds while I was sleeping... # | 0:50:38 | 0:50:43 | |
This is the most beautiful day. | 0:50:44 | 0:50:47 | |
Yes. It really is. | 0:50:48 | 0:50:52 | |
# Within the sound | 0:50:53 | 0:50:56 | |
# Of silence... # | 0:50:56 | 0:50:59 | |
I've missed you, Frank. I'm so glad you're back. | 0:50:59 | 0:51:03 | |
-ECHOES: -I've missed you, too, honey. | 0:51:04 | 0:51:07 | |
You look gorgeous. | 0:51:07 | 0:51:09 | |
You're sweet. | 0:51:10 | 0:51:12 | |
# I turned my collar to the cold and damp... # | 0:51:12 | 0:51:16 | |
# When my heart... # | 0:51:16 | 0:51:18 | |
Bleurgh! Eugh! Agh! | 0:51:18 | 0:51:23 | |
-He just French-kissed me! -CHILDREN: Eurgh! | 0:51:23 | 0:51:26 | |
This better work. The board members are beginning | 0:51:30 | 0:51:33 | |
to ask questions about this "civilian fraternity". | 0:51:33 | 0:51:36 | |
Don't worry. It'll work. Here she comes. | 0:51:36 | 0:51:40 | |
Her name is Megan Huang. | 0:51:40 | 0:51:43 | |
She's the student council president, pre-law, a promising young woman. | 0:51:43 | 0:51:48 | |
A young woman with a lot to lose. | 0:51:48 | 0:51:50 | |
-Megan, hello. -Hi! -Have a seat. | 0:51:50 | 0:51:53 | |
-HE CLEARS THROAT -I'm sure you know Dean Pritchard. | 0:51:57 | 0:52:01 | |
-Oh, hi... -Don't turn around! | 0:52:01 | 0:52:03 | |
Megan, this little fraternity over on Brooke Street | 0:52:06 | 0:52:10 | |
has become quite an inconvenience for us, OK? | 0:52:10 | 0:52:13 | |
And as Student Body president, you approved their temporary status. | 0:52:13 | 0:52:17 | |
Unfortunately, you alone have the ability to revoke it. | 0:52:17 | 0:52:21 | |
We're gonna need you to go ahead and do that. | 0:52:21 | 0:52:24 | |
Why? Everybody loves those guys. They throw the sickest parties. | 0:52:24 | 0:52:28 | |
-I mean, I met my boyfriend at their casino night... -Uh-huh. That's great. | 0:52:28 | 0:52:33 | |
It says here you're applying to Columbia Law School. | 0:52:33 | 0:52:36 | |
Wow! That's a tough school to get in to. | 0:52:36 | 0:52:39 | |
You know, Dean Pritchard has some serious connections at Columbia. | 0:52:39 | 0:52:43 | |
-Are you bribing me? -Hey... | 0:52:43 | 0:52:46 | |
-Don't make life harder on yourself, Chang. -It's Huang. | 0:52:48 | 0:52:52 | |
Whatever. How's the tennis going? | 0:52:52 | 0:52:55 | |
I made some minor changes, but overall it's OK. | 0:52:55 | 0:52:59 | |
-It's a pretty standard lease. -OK. Great. | 0:52:59 | 0:53:02 | |
Thanks for taking a look for me. | 0:53:02 | 0:53:04 | |
-This stuff confuses me. -Any time. | 0:53:04 | 0:53:07 | |
So, er... you and Mark are moving in together? | 0:53:07 | 0:53:11 | |
Yeah. Well, financially it makes sense. So... | 0:53:11 | 0:53:15 | |
You know, there's something I think you should know, er... | 0:53:15 | 0:53:20 | |
about Mark. | 0:53:20 | 0:53:23 | |
-What is it? -Well... | 0:53:23 | 0:53:26 | |
Relationships are a lot of work. | 0:53:30 | 0:53:32 | |
I guess what I'm saying is, er... | 0:53:32 | 0:53:35 | |
Er, good luck. | 0:53:39 | 0:53:41 | |
Oh. OK! Well, thank you. | 0:53:41 | 0:53:45 | |
Yeah. Listen, I-I was thinking that maybe some time we could | 0:53:45 | 0:53:49 | |
-get some dinner or something... -Yeah. | 0:53:49 | 0:53:51 | |
-If that's OK. -I'd like that. | 0:53:51 | 0:53:54 | |
Yeah. Of course, leave it to me to wait | 0:53:54 | 0:53:57 | |
until you've got a boyfriend to finally ask you out. | 0:53:57 | 0:54:01 | |
-Timing was never your thing. -No. | 0:54:01 | 0:54:04 | |
OK! So thank you. | 0:54:06 | 0:54:08 | |
-And, er, call me about dinner. -I will. | 0:54:09 | 0:54:13 | |
Excuse me, sir! We have a situation, sir! | 0:54:13 | 0:54:16 | |
-What are you doing here? I said never at work. -But it's an emergency. | 0:54:16 | 0:54:20 | |
We can only buy KY Jelly in the four-ounce tubes. | 0:54:20 | 0:54:23 | |
Industrial-sized cans'll take up to three to four business days minimum. | 0:54:23 | 0:54:27 | |
-What's that for? -Blue's birthday. We're having a KY wrestling match... | 0:54:27 | 0:54:30 | |
Can we talk about this later, please?! | 0:54:30 | 0:54:34 | |
# Louie, Louie... # | 0:54:35 | 0:54:37 | |
I'm born again, baby! Whoo-hoo! | 0:54:37 | 0:54:41 | |
# We got it going on... # | 0:54:44 | 0:54:47 | |
Yeah! Yeah! | 0:54:49 | 0:54:51 | |
This doesn't seem fair! | 0:54:51 | 0:54:54 | |
Oh! | 0:54:57 | 0:54:59 | |
THEY CHEER | 0:54:59 | 0:55:01 | |
Rip his head off! Rip his head off! | 0:55:05 | 0:55:09 | |
SOUL MUSIC PLAYS | 0:55:09 | 0:55:11 | |
THEY GIGGLE | 0:55:12 | 0:55:15 | |
-I like your room. -Thanks a lot. | 0:55:21 | 0:55:23 | |
It's kind of a home away from home for me. All the posters are mine... | 0:55:23 | 0:55:27 | |
I don't usually like fraternity guys. They're such losers. | 0:55:28 | 0:55:32 | |
But you're, like, mature. | 0:55:32 | 0:55:35 | |
-Mature? -Yeah. | 0:55:36 | 0:55:38 | |
So, where do you sleep, anyway? | 0:55:38 | 0:55:42 | |
Usually, I sleep at home. Sometimes I do crash here. | 0:55:42 | 0:55:46 | |
-This is a futon, actually. It pulls out... -I didn't realise. | 0:55:47 | 0:55:51 | |
-Can I see it? -The futon? | 0:55:52 | 0:55:56 | |
Yes. | 0:55:56 | 0:55:58 | |
Wow. Er... | 0:56:01 | 0:56:03 | |
Amy, I'm sorry. | 0:56:04 | 0:56:06 | |
I'm married, and I can't do this. | 0:56:06 | 0:56:09 | |
I don't want this to get weird but... | 0:56:09 | 0:56:12 | |
Right, I see. | 0:56:12 | 0:56:14 | |
But leave me your number, | 0:56:14 | 0:56:16 | |
so if something happens to my wife, I can give you a call. | 0:56:16 | 0:56:20 | |
-I don't think so. -OK. That was a bad idea. | 0:56:20 | 0:56:24 | |
BELL RINGS | 0:56:24 | 0:56:25 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to tonight's main event. | 0:56:25 | 0:56:29 | |
Yeah! | 0:56:32 | 0:56:33 | |
In this corner, weighing in at 110lbs | 0:56:34 | 0:56:37 | |
and pushing 89 years of age, | 0:56:37 | 0:56:40 | |
the recent recipient of a brand-new plastic hip, | 0:56:40 | 0:56:43 | |
Joseph Blue Pallaski! | 0:56:43 | 0:56:46 | |
THEY CHANT: Blue! Blue! Blue! | 0:56:46 | 0:56:50 | |
And in the opposite corner, with a combined weight of 210lbs, | 0:56:50 | 0:56:54 | |
hailing from Haydon Dormitory, | 0:56:54 | 0:56:57 | |
Jennie and Jeanie! | 0:56:57 | 0:56:59 | |
ALL CHEER | 0:56:59 | 0:57:02 | |
Fighters, are you ready? | 0:57:04 | 0:57:07 | |
Hey, Blue, you sure you're OK with this? | 0:57:08 | 0:57:12 | |
-Just ring the fucking bell, you pansy. -OK. Let's get it on! | 0:57:12 | 0:57:16 | |
-Come on. -Come on, Grandpa! Let's go. | 0:57:21 | 0:57:25 | |
Let's go, birthday boy. | 0:57:25 | 0:57:27 | |
-What's the matter? Are you scared? -Come on. Hello?! | 0:57:27 | 0:57:31 | |
# I close my eyes | 0:57:46 | 0:57:50 | |
# Only for a moment | 0:57:51 | 0:57:53 | |
# And the moment's gone | 0:57:53 | 0:57:55 | |
# All my dreams | 0:57:56 | 0:58:00 | |
# Passed before my eyes | 0:58:01 | 0:58:03 | |
# In curiosity | 0:58:03 | 0:58:05 | |
# Dust in the wind... # | 0:58:07 | 0:58:09 | |
We'd better put the KY wrestling on hold for a while. | 0:58:09 | 0:58:13 | |
Good idea. | 0:58:13 | 0:58:15 | |
Please don't beat yourself up over this thing. It's not your fault. | 0:58:15 | 0:58:19 | |
Damn it, Blue was old. That's what old people do. They die. | 0:58:19 | 0:58:23 | |
I'm sorry. | 0:58:23 | 0:58:25 | |
# All we are is dust | 0:58:25 | 0:58:28 | |
# In the wind | 0:58:28 | 0:58:32 | |
# Oh... | 0:58:33 | 0:58:35 | |
# Ho-ho... # | 0:58:35 | 0:58:38 | |
You're my boy, Blue! (You're my boy!) | 0:58:38 | 0:58:42 | |
-It's been a weird month, huh? -Yeah. | 0:58:46 | 0:58:49 | |
Listen, I'm sorry I didn't call you on your birthday. | 0:58:51 | 0:58:55 | |
-My birthday? What do you mean? -Last Thursday. | 0:58:55 | 0:58:58 | |
-You forgot your birthday, didn't you? -Damn it. | 0:59:00 | 0:59:02 | |
I'm such an idiot. I... | 0:59:02 | 0:59:06 | |
-What have you been doing? -I... Well, I've been keeping busy. | 0:59:06 | 0:59:10 | |
Well... I, er... | 0:59:10 | 0:59:13 | |
I...tried to join a new gym. | 0:59:13 | 0:59:16 | |
-That was one thing. Er... -Mmm. | 0:59:16 | 0:59:19 | |
And there's other stuff I can't remember. But...keeping busy. | 0:59:19 | 0:59:23 | |
You know, I-I've missed you. | 0:59:23 | 0:59:26 | |
-I want you to know that. -Mmm. | 0:59:26 | 0:59:28 | |
Maybe tonight we could get together back at home. | 0:59:28 | 0:59:32 | |
We could maybe put on a Sisqo CD... | 0:59:32 | 0:59:34 | |
I don't think that's such a good idea. | 0:59:34 | 0:59:37 | |
Really? You don't? | 0:59:37 | 0:59:40 | |
I don't know. Maybe we rushed into this, you know? | 0:59:40 | 0:59:44 | |
I mean, it just doesn't feel right, does it... | 0:59:45 | 0:59:50 | |
being married? | 0:59:50 | 0:59:52 | |
What do you mean? | 0:59:54 | 0:59:57 | |
I think we should get a divorce. | 0:59:57 | 0:59:59 | |
Like a real divorce? | 1:00:01 | 1:00:04 | |
Yeah. | 1:00:04 | 1:00:06 | |
(Gotcha.) | 1:00:06 | 1:00:08 | |
OK, well, er... | 1:00:09 | 1:00:12 | |
-Huh! -I'm sorry. -Yeah. | 1:00:12 | 1:00:14 | |
No, listen, actually, I gotta run. | 1:00:14 | 1:00:17 | |
But... | 1:00:17 | 1:00:19 | |
if I don't talk to you, keep on... | 1:00:19 | 1:00:22 | |
Keep trucking, you know. | 1:00:22 | 1:00:24 | |
OK. Good stuff. | 1:00:26 | 1:00:29 | |
-Well, what do you think? -You know, it's OK. | 1:00:39 | 1:00:44 | |
-Just OK? -Yeah. | 1:00:44 | 1:00:47 | |
I had Mitch look at the lease. He thinks it sounds like a good deal. | 1:00:47 | 1:00:51 | |
You had Mitch look at the lease?! When? | 1:00:51 | 1:00:54 | |
Last week. I stopped by his office. | 1:00:54 | 1:00:56 | |
-Oh, God! -What? | 1:00:56 | 1:00:59 | |
I don't know. I'm not so sure about that guy. | 1:00:59 | 1:01:03 | |
Mitch? Why? He's so sweet. | 1:01:03 | 1:01:06 | |
Something I saw last week at the birthday party. | 1:01:06 | 1:01:09 | |
-What did you see? -I don't want to get in to this, but... | 1:01:09 | 1:01:13 | |
I walked in on him, and he was harassing one of the caterers. | 1:01:14 | 1:01:18 | |
-A young girl. -Really? | 1:01:18 | 1:01:20 | |
He was being really aggressive and grabbing her. It was disgusting. | 1:01:20 | 1:01:25 | |
-MOBILE PHONE RINGS -I didn't want to say anything. | 1:01:25 | 1:01:28 | |
-Hello? -'Hey, Nicole. It's Mitch.' -Hi, Mitch. | 1:01:28 | 1:01:31 | |
I was thinking if you're not busy, | 1:01:31 | 1:01:34 | |
maybe I'd take you up on that cup of coffee. | 1:01:34 | 1:01:37 | |
Er, now's not really a good time. | 1:01:37 | 1:01:39 | |
Look, I'm really sorry about the other day. | 1:01:39 | 1:01:42 | |
I just want the chance to explain everything. | 1:01:42 | 1:01:46 | |
I don't think so. I... | 1:01:46 | 1:01:48 | |
It's, er, it's been kind of a tough day, | 1:01:48 | 1:01:51 | |
and it would really mean a lot. | 1:01:51 | 1:01:54 | |
There's a few things that I wanted to clear up, | 1:01:56 | 1:02:00 | |
because I get the feeling you have an entirely distorted view of who I am. | 1:02:00 | 1:02:04 | |
-Really? -Yeah. -What gave you that idea? | 1:02:04 | 1:02:06 | |
-OK! One pecan pie and two coffees. -Thank you. | 1:02:06 | 1:02:09 | |
And don't worry, for the Godfather, it's always on the house. | 1:02:09 | 1:02:13 | |
-Not here. -I know who you are. I am Avie. | 1:02:13 | 1:02:16 | |
-I'm a big supporter. -Thank you. | 1:02:16 | 1:02:19 | |
You are beautiful. Beautiful. No offence, though, he is the king. | 1:02:19 | 1:02:23 | |
-You are taking coffee and pie with a legend. -That's very kind, | 1:02:23 | 1:02:27 | |
-but I insist, I'll pay. -Your money - it's not good here. -OK. | 1:02:27 | 1:02:30 | |
-I look forward to pledging next semester! -OK. | 1:02:30 | 1:02:33 | |
OK, now don't you think this is going a little far? | 1:02:33 | 1:02:37 | |
I heard one of your pledges died. Is that true? | 1:02:37 | 1:02:40 | |
Well, yes. But he was old. | 1:02:40 | 1:02:42 | |
I'm confident that when we get the autopsy back, | 1:02:42 | 1:02:45 | |
it'll show it was probably of natural causes. | 1:02:45 | 1:02:48 | |
Look, to be honest, you're really not the person I thought you were. | 1:02:48 | 1:02:52 | |
-But it's OK. It's not a big deal. -But I think that I am that person, | 1:02:52 | 1:02:56 | |
and I feel more like myself now than I have in a really long time. | 1:02:56 | 1:03:00 | |
So, that's why you harass young women? | 1:03:00 | 1:03:03 | |
-Doing what? -The caterer at the birthday party. | 1:03:03 | 1:03:06 | |
-Mark told me about her. -Wait! I didn't want to say anything, | 1:03:06 | 1:03:11 | |
but Mark is the one who was acting inappropriate. | 1:03:11 | 1:03:14 | |
-Mitch, you are unbelievable. -It's true! -Hey, look who it is. | 1:03:14 | 1:03:19 | |
-Hey, Mitch! -Darcie, hey. | 1:03:19 | 1:03:22 | |
Hi! I meant to call you. I didn't want you to worry about my dad. | 1:03:22 | 1:03:27 | |
He doesn't know anything, so it's totally cool. | 1:03:27 | 1:03:29 | |
-Her dad?! -Yeah. | 1:03:29 | 1:03:32 | |
Yeah. You know, it's nothing, really. | 1:03:32 | 1:03:36 | |
They actually work together. | 1:03:36 | 1:03:39 | |
We gotta run cos we got this prom committee thing. | 1:03:39 | 1:03:42 | |
I'll see you around. (Sorry.) | 1:03:42 | 1:03:45 | |
Bye. | 1:03:45 | 1:03:47 | |
-Prom committee thing? -That, I actually can explain. -I'm sure you can. | 1:03:47 | 1:03:53 | |
-It... -I have to go. -Nicole, please wait a second. | 1:03:53 | 1:03:57 | |
No! Really, I have to go. | 1:03:57 | 1:04:00 | |
Hey! Chicks! Don't worry for her, huh?! | 1:04:03 | 1:04:08 | |
Love - it's a motherfucker, huh? | 1:04:08 | 1:04:10 | |
Shit! | 1:04:19 | 1:04:21 | |
"Dear, Mitch, if you're holding this letter, | 1:04:41 | 1:04:44 | |
"you already know the house has been boarded up, | 1:04:44 | 1:04:47 | |
"the windows, the doors, everything. | 1:04:47 | 1:04:49 | |
"We're at the Comfort Inn. Room 112. | 1:04:49 | 1:04:52 | |
"I love you. Frank." | 1:04:52 | 1:04:54 | |
Due to these infractions, not only will your house be repossessed, | 1:04:54 | 1:04:58 | |
but those of you who ARE students will be expelled from the university | 1:04:58 | 1:05:02 | |
for participating in a non-sanctioned fraternity. | 1:05:02 | 1:05:05 | |
Please take a moment to allow this to sink in. | 1:05:05 | 1:05:09 | |
Good. | 1:05:12 | 1:05:14 | |
Believe me, the actions taken by the student council | 1:05:14 | 1:05:18 | |
have come as a great shock to me. | 1:05:18 | 1:05:21 | |
Unfortunately, there's nothing I can do. | 1:05:21 | 1:05:24 | |
Thank you for your time. Good luck. And God bless America. | 1:05:24 | 1:05:28 | |
He can't do that. | 1:05:32 | 1:05:35 | |
This guy's playing hardball. | 1:05:35 | 1:05:37 | |
I gotta say, I'm impressed by him. | 1:05:37 | 1:05:40 | |
Well, we're expelled. I'm gonna wind up working at Red Lobster! | 1:05:40 | 1:05:44 | |
-You already work at Red Lobster! -Part-time, dick! | 1:05:44 | 1:05:48 | |
-Hey... -Guys... -Listen, | 1:05:48 | 1:05:50 | |
this is a serious situation. I mean, I'm kicked out of school! | 1:05:50 | 1:05:55 | |
I don't know what I'm gonna do. My mom's gonna kill me. | 1:05:55 | 1:05:59 | |
-Come on. She's not gonna kill you. -Yes, she is. | 1:05:59 | 1:06:02 | |
I'm the first one to go to college in my family. When I left she said, | 1:06:02 | 1:06:06 | |
"Weensie, if you screw this up, I kill you." | 1:06:06 | 1:06:10 | |
She showed me the knife. | 1:06:10 | 1:06:12 | |
Ssshh... | 1:06:12 | 1:06:15 | |
Mitch is a lawyer, buddy. He's gonna take care of this thing. | 1:06:15 | 1:06:19 | |
You're gonna be all right. | 1:06:19 | 1:06:21 | |
He was meant to be Luke Skywalker. | 1:06:24 | 1:06:26 | |
Guys, do you still wanna be in the fraternity? | 1:06:26 | 1:06:29 | |
We've been waiting all semester for you to ask us that. | 1:06:30 | 1:06:34 | |
I need your help with something, off the record. You do this, you're in. | 1:06:34 | 1:06:38 | |
-Sir, yes, sir. -Walsh, I need you to track down | 1:06:38 | 1:06:41 | |
a copy of university code 7A. Fax it to this number immediately. | 1:06:41 | 1:06:45 | |
-I need to talk to you. -Give me five minutes. | 1:06:45 | 1:06:48 | |
Booker, make two copies of this petition | 1:06:48 | 1:06:51 | |
-and message it to 34 Langley. -Listen! | 1:06:51 | 1:06:53 | |
Donald says you've got these guys working arbitration. | 1:06:53 | 1:06:57 | |
I want them on the Sunshine Square deal! | 1:06:57 | 1:07:00 | |
I locked that deal yesterday, so now they're helping with the arbitration. | 1:07:00 | 1:07:04 | |
I'd appreciate it if you let me handle my own team | 1:07:04 | 1:07:08 | |
and don't get on my ass every time I'm trying to do something! | 1:07:08 | 1:07:11 | |
All right. I wanna make sure you're on top of it. | 1:07:11 | 1:07:15 | |
-Well, I am. -Well, good. Carry on. | 1:07:15 | 1:07:19 | |
See? That's why they call him the Godfather. | 1:07:19 | 1:07:21 | |
Hey! | 1:07:21 | 1:07:23 | |
Just take care of it. | 1:07:23 | 1:07:26 | |
Gentlemen, I got some good news and I got some bad news. | 1:07:28 | 1:07:32 | |
I did some research. What Pritchard did, technically, is illegal. | 1:07:32 | 1:07:37 | |
We have the right to a formal evaluation | 1:07:37 | 1:07:40 | |
before they can deny our application. However, | 1:07:40 | 1:07:43 | |
we're now subject to a review given by the board of trustees. | 1:07:43 | 1:07:47 | |
Damn it! Wait, what does that mean exactly? | 1:07:47 | 1:07:52 | |
It's a thorough inspection of our fraternity | 1:07:52 | 1:07:55 | |
and our contribution to the community. | 1:07:55 | 1:07:59 | |
The focus is on five categories - academics, athletics, | 1:07:59 | 1:08:02 | |
community service, debate and school spirit. | 1:08:02 | 1:08:06 | |
Good luck. It was nice to know you and I'll see you round campus. | 1:08:06 | 1:08:10 | |
Actually, all of us are being tested. Yeah. | 1:08:10 | 1:08:13 | |
What are you talking about? I'm not even in school. | 1:08:13 | 1:08:17 | |
It's in the bylaws. Every member is subject to review in every category, | 1:08:17 | 1:08:21 | |
including academics. | 1:08:21 | 1:08:23 | |
Mitch, I don't mind popping for breakfast. | 1:08:23 | 1:08:26 | |
I do speakers, OK? I don't so tests. | 1:08:26 | 1:08:28 | |
What happened to needing brotherhood now more than ever?! | 1:08:28 | 1:08:32 | |
-They need us. -College is overrated, anyway. | 1:08:32 | 1:08:35 | |
I built Speaker City from the ground up. I can barely read! It's true! | 1:08:35 | 1:08:39 | |
This damn thing was your idea. You convinced me to do it, | 1:08:39 | 1:08:43 | |
-and now people's lives are ruined! -Ruined?! | 1:08:43 | 1:08:46 | |
-Yeah! -Like whose life is ruined? -Well, let's see... | 1:08:46 | 1:08:50 | |
Blue's dead. Frank's divorced. I've lost my house. | 1:08:50 | 1:08:53 | |
Nicole thinks I'm a total jackass, | 1:08:53 | 1:08:56 | |
and now we've got nine kids who are gonna get expelled from school, | 1:08:56 | 1:09:00 | |
and you're not even gonna help them out! | 1:09:00 | 1:09:03 | |
So, is this going to go down smooth? I'm missing 18 holes of golf here. | 1:09:17 | 1:09:21 | |
I got creative with their tests. It should make for an entertaining day. | 1:09:21 | 1:09:25 | |
-I'll enjoy kicking these assholes off campus. -Ditto. | 1:09:25 | 1:09:29 | |
Welcome to the official debate section of the charter review. | 1:09:30 | 1:09:34 | |
Unfortunately, | 1:09:35 | 1:09:37 | |
the captain of the university debate team had a scheduling conflict, | 1:09:37 | 1:09:42 | |
so we had to bring someone else in to fill in for this event. | 1:09:42 | 1:09:46 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the co-host of CNN's Crossfire, | 1:09:46 | 1:09:51 | |
famed political consultant, the Ragin' Cajun, Mr James Carvell. | 1:09:51 | 1:09:55 | |
Thank you, Dean Pritchard. It's an honour and a pleasure to be here. | 1:10:00 | 1:10:05 | |
Topic number one... | 1:10:05 | 1:10:08 | |
What is your position on the role of government in supporting innovation | 1:10:08 | 1:10:13 | |
in the field of biotechnology? | 1:10:13 | 1:10:15 | |
-Dean, I'm glad you asked... -Actually, | 1:10:16 | 1:10:19 | |
I'd like to take that one, Jimmy. | 1:10:19 | 1:10:21 | |
-CROWD MUTTERS -Have at it. | 1:10:21 | 1:10:25 | |
What?! | 1:10:25 | 1:10:27 | |
(Frank, no!) | 1:10:28 | 1:10:31 | |
Recent research shows that empirical evidence | 1:10:33 | 1:10:35 | |
for globalisation of corporate innovation is limited | 1:10:35 | 1:10:39 | |
and the market for technologies is shrinking. As a world leader, | 1:10:39 | 1:10:43 | |
it's important for the US to provide research grants for scientists. | 1:10:43 | 1:10:46 | |
I believe there will always be a need for a well-articulated innovation policy | 1:10:46 | 1:10:51 | |
with emphasis on human resource development. | 1:10:51 | 1:10:54 | |
-Where'd that come from? -What? I blacked out. -It was awesome! | 1:10:58 | 1:11:02 | |
That was interesting. Thank you very much. | 1:11:02 | 1:11:06 | |
Your rebuttal, Mr Carvell? | 1:11:06 | 1:11:08 | |
Er... We have no response. | 1:11:08 | 1:11:12 | |
That was perfect. | 1:11:12 | 1:11:14 | |
THEY CHEER | 1:11:14 | 1:11:17 | |
That's the way you do it. That's the way you debate. | 1:11:17 | 1:11:20 | |
(Number 12. | 1:11:30 | 1:11:32 | |
("Which of the following is an accepted graphical technique | 1:11:32 | 1:11:37 | |
("for determining first order system parameters? | 1:11:37 | 1:11:41 | |
("Is it A - Harriot's method of solving cubics? | 1:11:41 | 1:11:46 | |
("B - Pythagorean triples? | 1:11:46 | 1:11:48 | |
("Or C - the migration method of graphic quadratic functions?") | 1:11:48 | 1:11:53 | |
-Harriot's method of solving cubics. -"The answer is A - Harriot's method of solving cubics." | 1:11:55 | 1:12:01 | |
(Good test.) | 1:12:05 | 1:12:08 | |
All right, Frank, let's do this. | 1:12:16 | 1:12:18 | |
Go! | 1:12:19 | 1:12:21 | |
# Everybody, dance now | 1:12:21 | 1:12:23 | |
# Everybody, dance now | 1:12:29 | 1:12:31 | |
# Give me the music | 1:12:38 | 1:12:40 | |
# Give me the music | 1:12:42 | 1:12:44 | |
# Everybody, dance now | 1:12:45 | 1:12:47 | |
# Everybody, dance now. # | 1:12:53 | 1:12:55 | |
-Yes! -Wow. | 1:12:59 | 1:13:01 | |
Let's go, Cougars! | 1:13:08 | 1:13:10 | |
Agh! Oh, no! | 1:13:13 | 1:13:16 | |
Help me! Help me! Argh! | 1:13:19 | 1:13:22 | |
-Dean Pritchard, can I talk to you? -Megan, I'm a little busy. | 1:13:24 | 1:13:28 | |
-I didn't get in to Columbia Law School. -How awful(!) | 1:13:28 | 1:13:31 | |
You said if I revoked their charter, you'd get me in. | 1:13:31 | 1:13:35 | |
-I did say that. -No-one at Columbia's heard of you! | 1:13:35 | 1:13:38 | |
-Oh, Megan... -Look, I did my part, now you have to do yours. | 1:13:38 | 1:13:42 | |
-That's how bribes work! -I know how bribes work! | 1:13:42 | 1:13:45 | |
I bribe people all the time. But I changed my mind. Lesson learned! | 1:13:45 | 1:13:49 | |
DOOR SLAMS | 1:13:50 | 1:13:52 | |
Damn it! | 1:13:52 | 1:13:55 | |
I'm sorry, guys. I lost my composure out there. I'm an idiot. | 1:13:55 | 1:13:59 | |
Frankie, don't worry. We'll make those points up. | 1:13:59 | 1:14:02 | |
Your skin's gonna grow back, too. | 1:14:02 | 1:14:05 | |
-I'm sorry. -Yeah. | 1:14:05 | 1:14:07 | |
-How many events are left? -One. | 1:14:07 | 1:14:09 | |
-Frank's accident set us back, but... -BANGS DOOR ANGRILY | 1:14:09 | 1:14:13 | |
But if we pass athletics, we're in. | 1:14:13 | 1:14:15 | |
All right! That's what I'm talking about, guys. | 1:14:15 | 1:14:18 | |
We made a great effort so far. Keep it up! | 1:14:18 | 1:14:21 | |
That's right! We can't have anyone freak out out there, OK?! | 1:14:21 | 1:14:25 | |
We've got to keep our composure! We've come too far! | 1:14:25 | 1:14:28 | |
There's too much to lose! Keep our composure! | 1:14:28 | 1:14:32 | |
For your final test, I've chosen the men's gymnastic team's all-rounder. | 1:14:32 | 1:14:36 | |
Participants in the three events will be chosen at random by me. | 1:14:36 | 1:14:40 | |
Let's see... Er, rings. | 1:14:40 | 1:14:43 | |
Er, Bernard. OK, great. | 1:14:43 | 1:14:46 | |
Full exercise... How about Frank? Great. | 1:14:46 | 1:14:49 | |
And for the vault competition... Oh, I don't know. | 1:14:49 | 1:14:54 | |
How about, er... | 1:14:54 | 1:14:56 | |
-..you. -Me? | 1:14:58 | 1:15:00 | |
Yeah. Is there a problem with that? | 1:15:00 | 1:15:02 | |
MUSIC: Theme from "Chariots Of Fire" | 1:15:02 | 1:15:06 | |
I'm still holding. | 1:15:41 | 1:15:43 | |
Still holding! | 1:15:43 | 1:15:46 | |
It's physically impossible. | 1:15:49 | 1:15:51 | |
No. Don't worry. Abdul's here to spot you. | 1:15:51 | 1:15:54 | |
We're waiting, gentlemen. | 1:15:57 | 1:15:59 | |
Just hit the board as hard as you can and shut your eyes, all right? | 1:15:59 | 1:16:03 | |
-Ready? -Have fun with it. | 1:16:03 | 1:16:06 | |
Go! Come on! | 1:16:06 | 1:16:08 | |
Come on! | 1:16:13 | 1:16:15 | |
Aargghh! | 1:16:21 | 1:16:23 | |
Aargh! | 1:16:23 | 1:16:25 | |
-Yeah! -Oh, my God! | 1:16:27 | 1:16:29 | |
THEY ALL CHEER | 1:16:29 | 1:16:32 | |
Hey, how you doing? | 1:16:43 | 1:16:45 | |
Congratulations. | 1:16:46 | 1:16:48 | |
-You put forth quite en effort. -Thanks. -Really did. | 1:16:48 | 1:16:51 | |
But I'm afraid I have some bad news for you. You didn't pass the review. | 1:16:51 | 1:16:55 | |
Wh-What are you talking about? We finished with an 84%. | 1:16:55 | 1:17:00 | |
Yes, you people did finish with an 84%, | 1:17:00 | 1:17:03 | |
but, unfortunately, another pledge scored a zero in every category. | 1:17:03 | 1:17:07 | |
What pledge? | 1:17:07 | 1:17:09 | |
A Joseph Blue Pallaski. | 1:17:09 | 1:17:12 | |
THEY LAUGH | 1:17:12 | 1:17:14 | |
Hey, man, Blue's dead. He passed away two weeks ago. | 1:17:14 | 1:17:18 | |
He's listed right here on your official chapter roster, | 1:17:18 | 1:17:22 | |
-and those zeros drop your average to a...58%. -Come on! You gotta be kidding me! | 1:17:22 | 1:17:27 | |
It's been quite a journey. | 1:17:27 | 1:17:30 | |
You're gonna be all right, Frank. | 1:17:30 | 1:17:33 | |
-Come on now, big cat. -I have no reason to live. | 1:17:33 | 1:17:36 | |
We're going to find you a one-bedroom apartment, | 1:17:36 | 1:17:39 | |
-get you back on your feet... -It's not gonna be the same! | 1:17:39 | 1:17:43 | |
Didn't quite work out for you, fellas, did it? | 1:17:43 | 1:17:46 | |
I recommend you drive away, | 1:17:46 | 1:17:48 | |
-before something very bad happens. -Ooh, I'm scared(!) | 1:17:48 | 1:17:52 | |
-Mitch, am I interrupting? -You actually are. | 1:17:52 | 1:17:55 | |
-If you leave, that'd be tremendous. -You might find this interesting. | 1:17:55 | 1:17:59 | |
'You said if I revoked the charter, you'd get me in to Columbia. | 1:17:59 | 1:18:04 | |
-'I did say that. -I did my part, now you have to do yours. | 1:18:04 | 1:18:07 | |
-'That's how bribes work. -I know how bribes work.' | 1:18:07 | 1:18:10 | |
-Let me... -No! | 1:18:10 | 1:18:12 | |
Get him, Frankie! | 1:18:12 | 1:18:15 | |
Pritchard! Hey, it's over. | 1:18:26 | 1:18:29 | |
Hand over the tape. It's over. It's over. | 1:18:29 | 1:18:33 | |
-Where did the others get to? -We all spread out. | 1:18:33 | 1:18:36 | |
Ow! What are you doing? | 1:18:36 | 1:18:39 | |
Wh...? Ow! Hey! Time-out! Time-out! | 1:18:39 | 1:18:43 | |
Excuse me. Excuse me! | 1:18:47 | 1:18:49 | |
Gentlemen! Gentlemen! | 1:18:49 | 1:18:52 | |
Wait! My shoulder! | 1:18:59 | 1:19:01 | |
This man accosted me! You're all witnesses! | 1:19:07 | 1:19:11 | |
Frank! Frank! | 1:19:11 | 1:19:14 | |
Frank, are you OK? | 1:19:16 | 1:19:19 | |
I... Mitch, I-I'm so cold. | 1:19:19 | 1:19:22 | |
Come on, big cat. | 1:19:23 | 1:19:26 | |
-I-I think I see Blue. -Ssh... | 1:19:26 | 1:19:29 | |
He looks glorious! | 1:19:29 | 1:19:31 | |
-Stay with me. -OK. -Stay with me. | 1:19:31 | 1:19:34 | |
I did good. | 1:19:34 | 1:19:36 | |
You did great! | 1:19:37 | 1:19:40 | |
Hi! | 1:20:08 | 1:20:11 | |
Hey! Wow... | 1:20:11 | 1:20:14 | |
-How are you? -I'm OK. | 1:20:15 | 1:20:18 | |
-You know, I got that apartment. -Good for you. That's great. | 1:20:18 | 1:20:22 | |
-And you were right about Mark. -What happened? | 1:20:22 | 1:20:25 | |
Well, let's just say I caught him red-handed | 1:20:25 | 1:20:28 | |
-and it wasn't pretty. -Oh. | 1:20:28 | 1:20:31 | |
I guess I thought he could change. I don't know... | 1:20:31 | 1:20:35 | |
So, you're moving out? | 1:20:35 | 1:20:38 | |
Er, yeah. I'm moving into a new place | 1:20:38 | 1:20:41 | |
far, far away from here. | 1:20:41 | 1:20:44 | |
What about your little fraternity? | 1:20:44 | 1:20:46 | |
They're upgrading, moving into a new facility, | 1:20:46 | 1:20:49 | |
and to tell you the truth, | 1:20:49 | 1:20:52 | |
they don't have much use for the Godfather any more. | 1:20:52 | 1:20:56 | |
I hope you'll still think I'm cool, even without...all this! | 1:20:56 | 1:21:01 | |
-Ah-ha. I think I can deal with it! -I appreciate it. | 1:21:01 | 1:21:04 | |
Although, you know, I have to say, | 1:21:04 | 1:21:07 | |
I have always been curious about what goes on inside these places. | 1:21:07 | 1:21:11 | |
-Yeah? -Yeah. | 1:21:11 | 1:21:13 | |
Well... | 1:21:13 | 1:21:16 | |
I do have another 12 hours on my lease. | 1:21:16 | 1:21:18 | |
I'd be more than happy to...show you around. | 1:21:18 | 1:21:23 | |
-Really? -Yeah. | 1:21:23 | 1:21:25 | |
Maybe for a minute. | 1:21:25 | 1:21:28 | |
Great. | 1:21:28 | 1:21:30 | |
Happy Tuesday! | 1:21:30 | 1:21:32 | |
Frank The Tank here at Harrison Cougar Radio, 88.6. | 1:21:32 | 1:21:35 | |
I wanna give a shout out to the Godfather. | 1:21:35 | 1:21:38 | |
If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't be here today, Mitch. I'd be dead. | 1:21:38 | 1:21:43 | |
Face-down in a drained pool somewhere. | 1:21:43 | 1:21:46 | |
'Quick note to all you future brothers out there, | 1:21:46 | 1:21:50 | |
'there's a brand-new house on campus, Dean Pritchard's former residence. | 1:21:50 | 1:21:54 | |
'You all remember that crazy bastard! | 1:21:54 | 1:21:57 | |
'Well, we'd love for you to join us this Saturday at our open house | 1:21:57 | 1:22:01 | |
'for some chips, soda and late-night streaking.' | 1:22:01 | 1:22:04 | |
A little right. A little more. | 1:22:04 | 1:22:07 | |
Yeah. That's good enough. | 1:22:07 | 1:22:09 | |
-Welcome aboard, Booker. -Thanks, sir. | 1:22:10 | 1:22:13 | |
-Walsh. -Thanks, Tank. -Well done. Get me a fresh beer. | 1:22:13 | 1:22:16 | |
-Are you serious? -NOW! | 1:22:16 | 1:22:19 | |
NOW! You son of a bitch! | 1:22:19 | 1:22:22 | |
MUSIC: "Here I Go Again" by Whitesnake | 1:22:23 | 1:22:25 | |
# Like a drifter | 1:22:30 | 1:22:31 | |
# I was born to walk alone | 1:22:31 | 1:22:34 | |
# And I've made up my mind... # | 1:22:36 | 1:22:38 | |
HE WHISTLES | 1:22:38 | 1:22:41 | |
# But here I go again... # | 1:22:43 | 1:22:47 | |
HORNS TOOT | 1:22:49 | 1:22:51 | |
Aargghh! | 1:22:51 | 1:22:53 | |
Oh, shit! | 1:22:55 | 1:22:57 | |
# I close my eyes | 1:23:07 | 1:23:12 | |
# Only for a moment | 1:23:12 | 1:23:14 | |
# And the moment's gone | 1:23:14 | 1:23:17 | |
# All my dreams | 1:23:17 | 1:23:21 | |
# Pass before my eyes | 1:23:21 | 1:23:23 | |
# A curiosity | 1:23:23 | 1:23:26 | |
# Dust | 1:23:26 | 1:23:28 | |
# In the wind... | 1:23:28 | 1:23:31 | |
# All they are | 1:23:31 | 1:23:32 | |
# Is dust in the wind. # | 1:23:32 | 1:23:34 | |
We gotta stay in the goal, man. | 1:23:34 | 1:23:38 | |
Between the posts. Can we say between the posts? | 1:23:38 | 1:23:41 | |
I want focus! I want intensity! I want a one, two, three! | 1:23:41 | 1:23:44 | |
THEY CHEER | 1:23:44 | 1:23:47 | |
Hungry! Hungry! Hungry! Eat 'em up! | 1:23:47 | 1:23:50 | |
You know what to do in the box. We talked about it! | 1:23:50 | 1:23:53 | |
We're up by six. | 1:23:53 | 1:23:55 | |
The ref's a real prick out there. Yeah! That's right, you heard me! | 1:23:55 | 1:24:00 | |
Number four's been throwing elbows all day! | 1:24:00 | 1:24:03 | |
What? Let's make it official, then, jackass! Let's make it official! | 1:24:03 | 1:24:08 | |
Pick up the clipboard. I'll be in the car. | 1:24:09 | 1:24:12 | |
Have some respect for yourself. | 1:24:12 | 1:24:14 | |
Is that Frank The Tank?! | 1:24:14 | 1:24:18 | |
Oh, hey, Heidi! How you doing? | 1:24:18 | 1:24:21 | |
I'm doing really good! You know, I got into body painting. | 1:24:21 | 1:24:26 | |
-Oh, I didn't know that. -Yeah. -Great. | 1:24:26 | 1:24:29 | |
Wow! You're looking very healthy. | 1:24:29 | 1:24:32 | |
Oh, thanks. Yeah, so are you. | 1:24:32 | 1:24:35 | |
Oh, thank you! | 1:24:35 | 1:24:37 | |
So I heard you and Marissa split up. Is that true? | 1:24:37 | 1:24:40 | |
-Yeah. We did. -Oh, you poor baby! | 1:24:40 | 1:24:44 | |
I having this get-together at my place tomorrow night, | 1:24:45 | 1:24:49 | |
just like a few Internet friends. You should swing by. | 1:24:49 | 1:24:52 | |
-Really? -Totally! | 1:24:52 | 1:24:55 | |
-OK. -All right. -It sounds awesome. | 1:24:55 | 1:24:57 | |
-I'll see you tomorrow night. -SHE GIGGLES | 1:24:57 | 1:25:01 | |
Awesome. Yes! | 1:25:02 | 1:25:05 | |
I am back! Whoo! | 1:25:08 | 1:25:11 | |
You know it! | 1:25:14 | 1:25:16 |