Wild Hogs

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"GIMME SOME LOVIN'" PLAYING	0:00:09	0:00:11
MOTORCYCLE ENGINE REVVING	0:00:17	0:00:19
SPENCER DAVIS GROUP, SINGING: # Hey	0:00:32	0:00:34
# Well, my temperature is rising and my feet hit the floor	0:00:34	0:00:39
# Crazy people rocking cos they want to go more	0:00:39	0:00:42
# Let me in, baby, I don't know what you got_	0:00:42	0:00:45
# But you better take it easy cos this place is hot	0:00:45	0:00:48
# And I'm so glad we made it	0:00:48	0:00:52
# So glad we made it	0:00:52	0:00:54
# You got to gimme some lovin', gimme gimme some lovin'	0:00:54	0:00:58
# Gimme some lovin', gimme gimme some lovin'	0:00:58	0:01:01
# Gimme some lovin' every day... #	0:01:01	0:01:03
Whoa ho!	0:01:03	0:01:06
Oh! Whoa! Whoa!	0:01:06	0:01:08
Oh!	0:01:08	0:01:10
Man, oh, man!	0:01:10	0:01:12
I almost lost it back there. I didn't know what was going on.	0:01:12	0:01:16
Uhh!	0:01:16	0:01:18
Oh. Oh.	0:01:18	0:01:20
Oh, hey, babe?	0:01:41	0:01:43
Doug? Huh?	0:01:43	0:01:44
Can you take Billy to school today?	0:01:44	0:01:46
My day kind of got away from me.	0:01:46	0:01:47
Yeah, yeah. Unless there's an emergency at the office.	0:01:47	0:01:50
Oh, is there an emergency?	0:01:50	0:01:51
You know, dentists do have emergencies.	0:01:51	0:01:54
Oh.	0:01:54	0:01:55
Sometimes.	0:01:55	0:01:56
Ah.	0:01:56	0:01:58
We are doctors.	0:01:58	0:02:00
No. No. Not until your LDL is under 100.	0:02:02	0:02:05
Well, Mr Putnam, any plans this summer?	0:02:08	0:02:11
MUFFLED	0:02:11	0:02:13
What did he say?	0:02:13	0:02:15
He said, "We're taking an African safari."	0:02:15	0:02:17
Africa? I don't think I've been out of Cincinnati in 12 years.	0:02:17	0:02:20
You owe it to yourself to get out and enjoy life.	0:02:20	0:02:24
You can't just live to work.	0:02:24	0:02:26
You need excitement.	0:02:26	0:02:28
SUCKING NOISE Aah!	0:02:28	0:02:29
Don't be a baby. It's just...	0:02:29	0:02:31
suck...extractor.	0:02:31	0:02:33
Aaah!	0:02:33	0:02:34
That'll suck the spots off a Dalmatian!	0:02:34	0:02:37
All right.	0:02:37	0:02:38
Know what they call this thing?	0:02:38	0:02:39
One powerful little sucker. That's the brand name. It's unbelievable. See that?	0:02:39	0:02:44
I have plenty of excitement in my life. Thank you, Mrs Putnam.	0:02:44	0:02:46
INTERCOM BUZZES Bobby?	0:02:52	0:02:53
Karen, I asked for no disturbances.	0:02:53	0:02:55
I need to talk to you, Bobby.	0:02:55	0:02:57
Technically, I'm at the office right now.	0:02:57	0:03:00
And technically, you're in our guest bedroom.	0:03:00	0:03:02
Look, I know, baby. I just got to finish this chapter.	0:03:02	0:03:05
I know, but you know what, I have to go to a job that actually makes us money.	0:03:05	0:03:09
And I'm late, so walk me to the door.	0:03:09	0:03:11
Come on, Bobby. I got to get to work. Ok?	0:03:11	0:03:14
Oh, wait. I forgot my cell phone.	0:03:14	0:03:15
Stay. Hey, Daddy.	0:03:15	0:03:17
Listen. Aah! Aaaaaaaahhhh...	0:03:17	0:03:20
Whoa. Inside voice. Inside voice.	0:03:20	0:03:23
Shut up. It's like living with a car alarm that shits.	0:03:23	0:03:27
Whoa, whoa. What are you doing trying to leave the house wearing that?	0:03:27	0:03:31
You look like an Eskimo hooker.	0:03:31	0:03:33
Dad, that's the point.	0:03:33	0:03:34
You want to look like a hooker?	0:03:34	0:03:36
Dad, you are so lame.	0:03:36	0:03:38
It's hard for kids to respect the man	0:03:38	0:03:40
that don't do none of the providing.	0:03:40	0:03:42
In my day, the lady stayed home, not the lazy man.	0:03:42	0:03:46
In your day, the men had pyramids to build.	0:03:46	0:03:48
How old is that?	0:03:48	0:03:50
Listen, I'm in complete control of my family -	0:03:50	0:03:52
Aah! Aaaaahhhh!	0:03:52	0:03:53
No.	0:03:53	0:03:54
Hush.	0:03:54	0:03:56
Come.	0:03:56	0:03:57
How come she gets quiet when you say something to her?	0:03:57	0:04:00
Because you, my darling, have no control.	0:04:00	0:04:02
Baby, I know your how-to book is gonna be a huge success someday,	0:04:02	0:04:07
But do you remember what day today is?	0:04:07	0:04:09
No.	0:04:09	0:04:10
See, we had agreed that you would take a year off	0:04:10	0:04:12
to pursue this whole fantasy of yours,	0:04:12	0:04:14
but that year is up.	0:04:14	0:04:16
Now, you and I had a deal.	0:04:16	0:04:17
Come on, baby.	0:04:17	0:04:18
Stressful cases, clients under duress.	0:04:18	0:04:20
I'm tired of dealing with shit all the time.	0:04:20	0:04:24
Besides, how do we even know they'll take me back?	0:04:24	0:04:27
Because I called.	0:04:27	0:04:28
You serious?	0:04:28	0:04:29
The firm is ecstatic to have you back, Bobby.	0:04:29	0:04:32
You got a 9:00 appointment.	0:04:32	0:04:34
You called the firm?	0:04:35	0:04:37
Yeah, men's room.	0:04:37	0:04:38
Some trucks driver must have crapped an entire cow in there, man.	0:04:38	0:04:42
Good luck.	0:04:42	0:04:43
I didn't want to give him the key but I didn't trust my instincts.	0:04:46	0:04:51
I saw my father shot.	0:04:56	0:05:00
I never cry until today.	0:05:00	0:05:02
I got robbed yesterday	0:05:05	0:05:07
and I know now - your job is the bad one.	0:05:07	0:05:11
Yep.	0:05:12	0:05:13
Dudley?	0:05:29	0:05:31
Yes, good morning, Mac. How's it going?	0:05:31	0:05:35
It is now 9:00 a.m.	0:05:35	0:05:37
Thanks, Mac.	0:05:37	0:05:39
Open internet, please.	0:05:39	0:05:40
Open internet.	0:05:42	0:05:43
I think I have to research alternative specs.	0:05:46	0:05:49
2 million websites found. What?	0:05:51	0:05:52
Grannylove.org - you want granny to take her teeth out?	0:05:52	0:05:55
Barnyard love. HORSE WHINNIES	0:05:55	0:05:58
I'm sorry.	0:05:58	0:05:59
Enjoy the animals.	0:05:59	0:06:01
Granny's gonna spank your bottom.	0:06:01	0:06:03
SHEEP BLEATS	0:06:03	0:06:05
All kinds of fun.	0:06:05	0:06:06
PIG SQUEALING	0:06:06	0:06:07
How do you fix that?	0:06:07	0:06:09
Or not?	0:06:12	0:06:14
Well, I can't...	0:06:16	0:06:18
Looks like it's just you and me.	0:06:18	0:06:20
CAT YOWLS	0:06:20	0:06:21
OK, Larry, so what are you trying to tell me?	0:06:31	0:06:33
You're broke.	0:06:33	0:06:34
But how does that work?	0:06:34	0:06:35
That means you've spent everything you had,	0:06:35	0:06:37
then you spent some more.	0:06:37	0:06:38
This is right here. Nothing. Zero.	0:06:38	0:06:40
You know, maybe it's time for my wife, "the supermodel,"	0:06:40	0:06:43
to start paying for some things,	0:06:43	0:06:45
I mean, for once in her life.	0:06:45	0:06:46
You're getting divorced. Why would she pay?	0:06:46	0:06:49
Ha ha! Divorce, going broke. You think I'm falling apart, don't you?	0:06:49	0:06:52
You're not going broke. You ARE broke.	0:06:52	0:06:54
OK. The door's behind you.	0:06:54	0:06:57
No, no, you listen to me, Toby.	0:06:57	0:06:59
You're not gonna push me around.	0:06:59	0:07:00
Look, we agreed on a price, and that's a price I'm gonna pay.	0:07:00	0:07:03
You got it? And if you don't like it, just walk away.	0:07:03	0:07:06
And I'll tell you this.	0:07:06	0:07:07
You can kiss your business good-bye, because if you screw with Woody Stevens,	0:07:07	0:07:10
you go down hard, you got that?	0:07:10	0:07:12
What?	0:07:12	0:07:13
No, money is not a problem. Don't insult me. Don't insult me!	0:07:13	0:07:17
Money's never a problem.	0:07:17	0:07:18
You just have to honour the correct price, you got that?	0:07:18	0:07:21
What?	0:07:21	0:07:22
Well, then go home, Toby. You make me sick!	0:07:26	0:07:29
I can't do this many leaves for 10 bucks.	0:07:29	0:07:31
It'll take hours!	0:07:31	0:07:33
Well, you should have thought of that	0:07:33	0:07:34
before you put that flyer on the telephone pole	0:07:34	0:07:36
saying "Any yard for 10 bucks."	0:07:36	0:07:38
Oh, come on. Let's talk.	0:07:39	0:07:42
Let's talk like men, OK?	0:07:42	0:07:44
What's the problem?	0:07:45	0:07:46
Money's the problem!	0:07:46	0:07:47
Grow up, Toby!	0:07:47	0:07:49
I hate you!	0:07:50	0:07:52
I hate YOU!	0:07:52	0:07:53
Moron!	0:07:55	0:07:56
DOUG: Kel, it's me!	0:07:59	0:08:00
I'll be right down.	0:08:00	0:08:01
Hey, Bill.	0:08:03	0:08:04
You want to shoot some hoops or something before I take my ride?	0:08:04	0:08:09
No, thanks.	0:08:09	0:08:10
Hey, babe.	0:08:13	0:08:14
How was work?	0:08:14	0:08:16
Great. Good.	0:08:16	0:08:17
TELEPHONE RINGS	0:08:17	0:08:19
Hello? Cool. I'll ask right now.	0:08:19	0:08:21
Hey, Mom, can I play ball with Stu and his dad?	0:08:21	0:08:22
Of course you can. Cool. Thanks.	0:08:22	0:08:24
Dude, I'll be right over, OK?	0:08:24	0:08:26
All right. Bye.	0:08:26	0:08:27
Bill, I just asked you a couple of seconds ago	0:08:27	0:08:29
if you wanted to play ball. You said no.	0:08:29	0:08:30
Well, yeah. I mean, Stu's dad is awesome.	0:08:30	0:08:32
He can totally dunk.	0:08:32	0:08:34
The hoop's, what, 8 feet above the ground?	0:08:34	0:08:35
Anybody can dunk that.	0:08:35	0:08:37
Well, see you guys later.	0:08:37	0:08:40
Doug, I am so sorry. I had no idea.	0:08:42	0:08:44
Wasn't your fault. You didn't know.	0:08:44	0:08:46
What do I got to do to relate to my son?	0:08:46	0:08:49
"SLOW RIDE" PLAYING	0:08:49	0:08:52
# Ohh, slow ride	0:08:52	0:08:57
# Take it easy	0:08:57	0:09:02
# Slow ride, it's all right... #	0:09:02	0:09:05
Hey, guys.	0:09:11	0:09:12
Does this sound better?	0:09:12	0:09:14
REVVING ENGINE	0:09:14	0:09:15
Whoa!	0:09:15	0:09:18
Ohh!	0:09:18	0:09:20
I'm OK. I hit my butt.	0:09:24	0:09:27
"WHO DO YOU LOVE" PLAYING	0:09:30	0:09:32
# Who do you love?	0:09:43	0:09:45
# Who do you love?	0:09:45	0:09:47
# Yeah, who do you love?	0:09:49	0:09:53
# Aw, who do you love...? #	0:09:53	0:09:56
Thanks, Woody.	0:10:03	0:10:05
I feel really safe with you.	0:10:05	0:10:07
I noticed that.	0:10:07	0:10:08
And if you ever lay your head on my back again when you're riding bitch,	0:10:08	0:10:11
I'll throw you in the traffic.	0:10:11	0:10:13
I was just trying to keep the wind off my face.	0:10:13	0:10:15
I felt you smell my neck.	0:10:15	0:10:17
Guys, could we?	0:10:17	0:10:18
Did you smell that man's neck?	0:10:20	0:10:22
His cologne is fantastic.	0:10:22	0:10:24
It's musky with an oaky finish,	0:10:24	0:10:28
like a lawyer cowboy.	0:10:28	0:10:31
Lawyer cowboy?!	0:10:31	0:10:33
Wild Hogs aren't welcome here.	0:10:33	0:10:36
Hey, Paul. Hey, guys.	0:10:36	0:10:38
Hey, Woody.	0:10:38	0:10:40
Just waiting on those K-1s to your tax returns?	0:10:40	0:10:42
We also need to talk about that offshore incorporated thing.	0:10:42	0:10:46
Yeah, well, I'll give you a call.	0:10:46	0:10:48
OK. I'll set up lunch. Or we could do a day at the spa.	0:10:48	0:10:51
Now, that was fun.	0:10:51	0:10:53
I don't remember that.	0:10:54	0:10:56
Got your wine cooler, Dad.	0:10:56	0:10:58
Oh, sweet. Thanks.	0:10:58	0:10:59
I'll see you Hogs in hell!	0:10:59	0:11:01
We'll make it.	0:11:01	0:11:02
That was scary, Paul. Good work.	0:11:02	0:11:03
See you later.	0:11:03	0:11:05
I'm not coming here anymore.	0:11:05	0:11:06
This is a Wild Hog tradition.	0:11:06	0:11:08
We're not wild hogs. We're like wild lambs.	0:11:08	0:11:11
It's just a patch that Doug's wife made.	0:11:11	0:11:13
We sewed it on our jackets so she wouldn't feel bad.	0:11:13	0:11:15
Is that a fact? Yeah.	0:11:15	0:11:16
Well, what has your wife ever made us?	0:11:16	0:11:18
Hot.	0:11:18	0:11:19
Hey.	0:11:19	0:11:20
Yeah.	0:11:20	0:11:21
You know what I'm saying. She's good-looking.	0:11:21	0:11:23
Ha ha ha!	0:11:23	0:11:24
Show some respect.	0:11:24	0:11:25
Come on, that's what your wife does.	0:11:25	0:11:27
She's a swimsuit model and a good one.	0:11:27	0:11:29
I mean, she is hot.	0:11:29	0:11:30
OK, here's the question.	0:11:30	0:11:32
What are we doing here?	0:11:32	0:11:33
Having beers like we do every week.	0:11:33	0:11:35
No, no, bigger picture. Life, man.	0:11:35	0:11:37
What do we have to look forward to?	0:11:37	0:11:40
Ride in formation, the Labour Day parade? Is that it?	0:11:40	0:11:42
I'm really looking forward to the parade.	0:11:42	0:11:44
I got Tootsie Rolls that I can throw to the kids.	0:11:44	0:11:46
Ohh...	0:11:46	0:11:47
Tootsie Rolls that he could throw to the kids.	0:11:47	0:11:50
Man, you can't even put on your turn signal	0:11:50	0:11:52
without busting your ass.	0:11:52	0:11:53
Let's put some real miles on those bikes.	0:11:53	0:11:56
Road trip?	0:11:56	0:11:57
Yeah, a road trip.	0:11:57	0:11:59
Just us.	0:11:59	0:12:01
No rules. No Tootsie Rolls.	0:12:01	0:12:03
Just us, the wind, the road to the Pacific.	0:12:03	0:12:06
You know, we camp out for a week whenever we want, wherever we want.	0:12:06	0:12:10
Freedom, man.	0:12:10	0:12:11
As long as we stop at some WIFI hot spots, count me in.	0:12:11	0:12:14
You're in? All right.	0:12:14	0:12:16
I can't get the time off of work.	0:12:16	0:12:19
You know, I'm a doctor.	0:12:19	0:12:20
You're a dentist.	0:12:20	0:12:22
In college, he'd have been packed already.	0:12:22	0:12:25
I'm not kidding. And on a bike, he's fearless.	0:12:25	0:12:27
He was fearless.	0:12:27	0:12:28
Yeah, well, that -	0:12:28	0:12:30
This guy, we called him the Golden Knight.	0:12:30	0:12:32
Where's that guy? I want to see that guy again.	0:12:32	0:12:34
That guy is married now,	0:12:34	0:12:36
and that guy used to get high a lot.	0:12:36	0:12:39
What's Claudia gonna say about this?	0:12:39	0:12:41
Nothing. She's in the Bahamas doing	0:12:41	0:12:43
some swimsuit thing for Sports Illustrated.	0:12:43	0:12:46
Look, if not now, when?	0:12:46	0:12:47
Y'all know me. I'm the first to get buck wild.	0:12:47	0:12:51
No, you're not. You're just afraid to ask your wife.	0:12:51	0:12:54
True. True.	0:12:54	0:12:56
I said true!	0:12:56	0:12:57
Come on! This is it. On the edge.	0:12:57	0:13:00
We're living. St Elmo's Fire.	0:13:00	0:13:01
The Wild Bunch.	0:13:01	0:13:02
You know, Deliverance!	0:13:02	0:13:04
Deliverance? Deliverance?	0:13:04	0:13:05
What? Deliverance?	0:13:05	0:13:06
Deliverance? >	0:13:06	0:13:08
Hey, dudes, we're going to ride as an American flag	0:13:08	0:13:11
in the parade this year.	0:13:11	0:13:12
Each guy in our chapter is a star.	0:13:12	0:13:14
What?	0:13:14	0:13:15
Buddy, it's sick.	0:13:15	0:13:17
Who's going to do the stripes? Lyman Middle School majorettes.	0:13:17	0:13:19
Oh, boy. Hey, Doug, we're really livin' now.	0:13:19	0:13:22
I hope you don't get hit by a stray baton!	0:13:22	0:13:24
You know what, I'm outta here.	0:13:24	0:13:26
I'm going with you guys or without you guys.	0:13:26	0:13:28
You know what I mean?	0:13:28	0:13:30
Goodnight. I said I'd go.	0:13:30	0:13:33
Buddy, come on back.	0:13:33	0:13:34
Hmm. Oh, I almost forgot,	0:13:34	0:13:35
we're also going to be wearing black ribbons in honour of Tom Peterson.	0:13:35	0:13:39
He died last week. Boom, just like that.	0:13:39	0:13:42
Anyway, he'll be missed.	0:13:42	0:13:44
Tom Peterson, Tom Peterson!	0:13:46	0:13:48
Do you remember that guy?	0:13:48	0:13:49
He was our age.	0:13:49	0:13:50
Mom, want some gravy?	0:14:02	0:14:03
Oh, yeah, thanks.	0:14:03	0:14:05
So, how was your ride?	0:14:06	0:14:08
I don't know. All Woody did was yap about taking	0:14:08	0:14:11
some stupid cross-country trip.	0:14:11	0:14:13
So do you want to talk about going on this ride?	0:14:13	0:14:15
I can't go on a cross-country trip.	0:14:15	0:14:16
I can't just walk away from work anytime I want.	0:14:16	0:14:19
Yeah, you know what, you're right.	0:14:19	0:14:21
It's just as well.	0:14:21	0:14:23
You know, road trips probably aren't the best thing for a guy your age.	0:14:23	0:14:26
I mean, it's got to be really inconvenient,	0:14:26	0:14:28
a bunch of middle-aged guys having to get off their bikes	0:14:28	0:14:30
every 20 minutes or so to take a pee.	0:14:30	0:14:32
My age? What kind of crack is that?	0:14:32	0:14:34
What's wrong with my age?	0:14:34	0:14:36
She talks like I'm not right here, you know?	0:14:36	0:14:37
Doug, I'm joking.	0:14:37	0:14:39
No, you know what I think?	0:14:39	0:14:40
I think you think I'm a boring guy.	0:14:40	0:14:42
I'm old and I'm boring now.	0:14:42	0:14:43
I've become lame.	0:14:43	0:14:44
I think everybody thinks that at this table.	0:14:44	0:14:46
I'm lame. I'm just lame. Admit it. I'm lame.	0:14:46	0:14:48
Doug, calm down.	0:14:48	0:14:49
No, I'm not gonna calm down.	0:14:49	0:14:51
Cos you know what I think calming down means	0:14:51	0:14:53
is another word for lame!	0:14:53	0:14:54
I'm not lame.	0:14:54	0:14:55
I'm wild and free.	0:14:55	0:14:57
Wild and free and a man!	0:14:57	0:14:59
A man that likes to eat meat. I'm tired of not eating meat!	0:14:59	0:15:02
Meat's good!	0:15:02	0:15:03
Good for men.	0:15:03	0:15:05
And potatoes. I like potatoes and I like gravy on my potatoes.	0:15:05	0:15:09
Yum, yum!	0:15:10	0:15:12
HE GULPS	0:15:12	0:15:14
I'm living wild. I'm living wild and good. It feels good, baby.	0:15:16	0:15:19
No, no, Dad. Your LDL.	0:15:19	0:15:21
Butt out LDLs! I miss butter.	0:15:21	0:15:23
You know why, the French say butter is just like cheese.	0:15:23	0:15:25
They eat it...eat it just like this.	0:15:25	0:15:28
Right off the stick.	0:15:28	0:15:29
The French, who have never won a major battle,	0:15:29	0:15:32
they know how to eat!	0:15:32	0:15:33
I am living and it feels great!	0:15:35	0:15:37
HE BELCHES	0:15:44	0:15:45
Doug, are you OK?	0:15:45	0:15:46
Are you OK?	0:15:49	0:15:50
Dad, just spit it out.	0:15:50	0:15:51
I'm OK.	0:15:51	0:15:53
Just spit it out! Come on.	0:15:53	0:15:54
Breathe, breathe, breathe.	0:15:54	0:15:56
Well, Mr Madsen.	0:15:58	0:16:00
Dr Madsen.	0:16:00	0:16:01
Oh, really? Great.	0:16:01	0:16:03
Well, then I can put this more simply,	0:16:03	0:16:05
looks like you had a catecholamine-induced,	0:16:05	0:16:07
super-ventricular tachyarrhythmia.	0:16:07	0:16:08
I'm actually a dentist,	0:16:08	0:16:10
so I have no idea what you just said.	0:16:10	0:16:13
Stress-induced panic attack. I'm not stressed.	0:16:13	0:16:16
Your body says otherwise. We see this a lot in middle-aged men.	0:16:16	0:16:19
I'm not middle-aged. We hear that a lot, too.	0:16:19	0:16:22
How 'bout we get you out of here in a few minutes?	0:16:22	0:16:24
I am a middle-aged man, aren't I?	0:16:26	0:16:28
Only mathematically. HE SIGHS	0:16:28	0:16:31
I think you need to let off some steam.	0:16:31	0:16:34
You used to love to travel.	0:16:34	0:16:36
No, Doug, you used to play hockey. You were crazy.	0:16:36	0:16:39
You don't even sing annoying Eighties music.	0:16:39	0:16:41
Well, it's different now.	0:16:41	0:16:42
You know, I had to slow down for... for you and Billy.	0:16:42	0:16:45
Oh, so I'm the one who did this to you?	0:16:45	0:16:47
I'm in a hospital.	0:16:47	0:16:49
It's easier for me now to blame other people for my problems.	0:16:49	0:16:51
Well, I think you should go on that trip.	0:16:51	0:16:55
If you don't, I will fire up the hog and go with the guys.	0:16:56	0:16:59
Woody doesn't have a plan. Yeah, but he never does.	0:16:59	0:17:01
It's like taking a trip to nowhere.	0:17:01	0:17:03
Maybe that's exactly what you need.	0:17:04	0:17:07
What up?	0:17:12	0:17:14
Hey.	0:17:14	0:17:16
You're late. You were supposed to be here at 8:30, guys.	0:17:16	0:17:18
Hey. Look here.	0:17:18	0:17:19
If Karen calls, OK, I'm at a toilet bowl seminar in Cleveland.	0:17:19	0:17:25
Ha ha ha!	0:17:25	0:17:27
No, I'm serious.	0:17:27	0:17:28
I need y'all to cover for me now, all right?	0:17:28	0:17:29
Yeah, sure.	0:17:29	0:17:31
WOODY: What? What?	0:17:31	0:17:33
What are you looking at?	0:17:33	0:17:35
I got a tat.	0:17:35	0:17:36
Come on. Hell just froze over.	0:17:36	0:17:38
Let's see it.	0:17:38	0:17:39
I'm a biker, dude. I got a tat.	0:17:39	0:17:41
WOODY: It's an apple.	0:17:41	0:17:43
Uh, Dudley, you know -	0:17:43	0:17:44
I know. Trademarked. But what are they gonna say?	0:17:44	0:17:48
It's in my skin, bitch!	0:17:48	0:17:50
Ha!	0:17:50	0:17:52
You guys aren't gonna wear helmets?	0:17:53	0:17:55
Maybe I don't want to wear a helmet.	0:17:55	0:17:57
Maybe I don't want anything between me and the road.	0:17:57	0:17:58
You will if your head falls on it.	0:17:58	0:18:00
Woody, 62% of all motorcycle fatalities can be prevented	0:18:00	0:18:04
with the use of an approved DOT Helmet.	0:18:04	0:18:05
Is that right?	0:18:05	0:18:06
What is that leather condom gonna protect you from?	0:18:06	0:18:08
Snoopy? The Red Baron? How about dating?	0:18:08	0:18:11
You told me you liked it.	0:18:11	0:18:12
There are no rules on this trip, remember?	0:18:12	0:18:14
We're just heading for the Pacific, and there ain't no plans.	0:18:14	0:18:17
Right. Well, we got a week to do this, right?	0:18:17	0:18:19
So I figure we got to be in Illinois by tonight.	0:18:19	0:18:21
Well, the way I mapped it out,	0:18:21	0:18:23
we should be 100 miles past St Louis by sundown.	0:18:23	0:18:26
What did I say?	0:18:26	0:18:28
I said it's the open road. OK?	0:18:28	0:18:29
Who knows where we're gonna be.	0:18:29	0:18:30
I know where we're gonna be. Dudley hooked me up.	0:18:30	0:18:33
Check out this thing.	0:18:33	0:18:35
It's a GPS in my phone now.	0:18:35	0:18:36
Look at that thing.	0:18:36	0:18:37
Let me see that. It's cool. Look at that.	0:18:37	0:18:39
Woody... Hey, numb-nuts, what did you do that for?	0:18:39	0:18:41
For the good of the trip.	0:18:41	0:18:43
You don't need a GPS to discover America.	0:18:43	0:18:45
You need a bike and you need the road.	0:18:45	0:18:47
OK? Freedom.	0:18:47	0:18:48
And if we have an emergency, I got a cell phone.	0:18:48	0:18:51
No, you don't. What?	0:18:51	0:18:52
Hey! Why did you do that? I got all my data in there.	0:18:52	0:18:55
Well, how does that feel, Woody?	0:18:55	0:18:57
It feels good.	0:18:57	0:18:59
Whoo!	0:18:59	0:19:01
# It's my prerogative, mmm mmm mmm #	0:19:01	0:19:03
No cell phones!	0:19:03	0:19:04
Wait a minute.	0:19:04	0:19:05
Doug, Doug, he's right.	0:19:05	0:19:06
No, wait, wait.	0:19:06	0:19:07
Whoo!	0:19:07	0:19:09
Yeah, yeah, Wild Hogs, baby.	0:19:09	0:19:11
Wild Hogs!	0:19:11	0:19:12
You just did that so Karen wouldn't call you.	0:19:12	0:19:14
Exactly.	0:19:14	0:19:15
Come on. Give it up.	0:19:15	0:19:16
So, we're not gonna discuss this.	0:19:16	0:19:17
We're not even gonna think about this.	0:19:17	0:19:19
No, no, we need -	0:19:19	0:19:20
Wait a minute!	0:19:20	0:19:22
CRASH	0:19:22	0:19:23
BRAKES SQUEAL	0:19:23	0:19:25
We got to go.	0:19:26	0:19:27
Go, go, go!	0:19:27	0:19:29
TRUCKER: Come back here!	0:19:29	0:19:30
"WALK LIKE A MAN" PLAYING	0:19:33	0:19:35
# Walk like a man	0:19:35	0:19:38
# And talk like a man	0:19:38	0:19:42
# Walk like a man, hey, baby	0:19:42	0:19:45
# You can call me your man	0:19:45	0:19:49
# Walk like a man	0:19:49	0:19:52
# And talk like a man	0:19:52	0:19:56
# A little girl asked me what am I gonna' do	0:19:56	0:20:00
# When I get old and blue and worn clear through?	0:20:00	0:20:03
# And I say by that time, I ought to be in my prime	0:20:03	0:20:07
# I'm gonna' strut like a cock until I'm 99	0:20:07	0:20:10
# I'm gonna walk like a man	0:20:10	0:20:14
# And talk like a man	0:20:14	0:20:18
# And walk like a man, hey, baby	0:20:18	0:20:21
# You can call me your man... #	0:20:21	0:20:25
WOMEN GIGGLING	0:20:27	0:20:29
WOMAN: Hey.	0:20:29	0:20:30
WOMAN: You guys want a ride?	0:20:33	0:20:35
# Walk like a man... #	0:20:37	0:20:39
All right. Sleeping bags are all set.	0:20:39	0:20:41
Bobby, I got 2 words for you.	0:20:45	0:20:46
Foot pump.	0:20:46	0:20:48
Woody, I got 4 words for you.	0:20:48	0:20:50
Got a cheap-ass wife.	0:20:50	0:20:51
Ha ha ha!	0:20:51	0:20:52
Hey, guys, this is poop, so don't eat it.	0:20:52	0:20:56
Oh, god.	0:20:56	0:20:57
Excuse me, Mr Hard Drive, you're supposed to bury it, not put it in a bag.	0:20:57	0:21:01
This is plastic. I'm not gonna put it in the earth.	0:21:01	0:21:03
I'll find a garbage can tomorrow.	0:21:03	0:21:05
So you gonna sit right next to me with that doo-doo?	0:21:07	0:21:10
Hey, come on. Doesn't get any better than this.	0:21:12	0:21:15
Sitting around a fire, chillin' with your best friends,	0:21:15	0:21:17
Just relaxing, enjoying...	0:21:17	0:21:18
I'm sorry, Dudley. You got to bury that thing,	0:21:18	0:21:21
otherwise I'll vomit in your lap.	0:21:21	0:21:23
..each other's company.	0:21:23	0:21:24
All right. I'll hang it from a tree so the bears don't get it.	0:21:24	0:21:26
No, don't hang it in a tree.	0:21:26	0:21:28
Why not?	0:21:28	0:21:29
Cos bears don't eat shit.	0:21:29	0:21:30
Ha ha ha!	0:21:30	0:21:32
DOUG SIGHS	0:21:35	0:21:37
What's up?	0:21:37	0:21:39
Did you ever wake up and wonder what happened to your life?	0:21:41	0:21:44
I really had such great plans.	0:21:44	0:21:46
My life and my work would be an adventure, you know?	0:21:46	0:21:49
All of a sudden, I'm a suburban dentist.	0:21:49	0:21:52
Hey, look, Doug. I feel your pain.	0:21:52	0:21:54
Look, I swore I would never return to a job	0:21:54	0:21:57
where I had to wear condoms on my shoes.	0:21:57	0:21:59
You're still at the firm?	0:21:59	0:22:00
Yeah. I get yelled at by an ungrateful wife all night.	0:22:00	0:22:04
The whole thing has made me -	0:22:04	0:22:06
A wimp.	0:22:06	0:22:07
I was gonna say miserable.	0:22:07	0:22:09
Do you think I'm a wimp?	0:22:09	0:22:11
No. No, I thought you were gonna say wimp, so I just filled it in.	0:22:11	0:22:14
You're a wimp, Bobby. I'll say it.	0:22:14	0:22:17
I mean, you're afraid of women. It's kind of embarrassing.	0:22:17	0:22:20
I'm afraid of women.	0:22:20	0:22:21
You're afraid to talk to women.	0:22:21	0:22:22
Bobby's afraid they'll kill him in his sleep.	0:22:22	0:22:24
Ha ha ha!	0:22:24	0:22:26
Wow. Now I'm really afraid of women.	0:22:26	0:22:29
Well, at least one of us is living the fairy tale.	0:22:29	0:22:31
Right, Woody?	0:22:31	0:22:32
Plenty of money. You travel all the time.	0:22:32	0:22:33
You got the swimsuit model for a wife.	0:22:33	0:22:36
At least one of us has got it made.	0:22:36	0:22:38
Oh, one man's fairytale is another man's nightmare.	0:22:38	0:22:42
You think that the marshmallow's done, Doug?	0:22:42	0:22:45
Hey. Look at that.	0:22:45	0:22:47
Anybody want the first marshmallow?	0:22:47	0:22:49
Starting to look like Dudley's helmet.	0:22:49	0:22:51
All right.	0:22:53	0:22:55
I think I'm halfway there.	0:22:56	0:22:57
Oh, and only one hour.	0:22:57	0:22:59
Bobby, you sure you want to do that?	0:22:59	0:23:00
You could just use one of the spare bags we got in the -	0:23:00	0:23:02
Hey!	0:23:02	0:23:03
Hey, Dudley, go get the water jug out of my bag!	0:23:03	0:23:06
I want you to kick, kick, kick.	0:23:06	0:23:08
I got it!	0:23:08	0:23:09
That's campfire fuel!	0:23:09	0:23:11
Oh! Oh!	0:23:11	0:23:12
Oh, no!	0:23:12	0:23:14
This is the wrong jug!	0:23:15	0:23:17
You think?	0:23:17	0:23:18
Oh, god. This is supposed to be flame retardant.	0:23:18	0:23:21
Guess it wasn't Dudley retardant.	0:23:21	0:23:23
My drawers are burning.	0:23:26	0:23:28
Oh, perfect!	0:23:30	0:23:32
SNORING	0:23:41	0:23:42
What are you doing?	0:23:46	0:23:47
I'm keeping my face out of the wind.	0:23:47	0:23:51
Hey. Oh!	0:23:51	0:23:53
Boy, my ass is sore.	0:23:53	0:23:55
DUDLEY: Mine, too.	0:23:55	0:23:57
It's Woody's fault for riding us so hard yesterday.	0:23:57	0:24:00
The human body wasn't made to straddle something that big for that long.	0:24:00	0:24:04
WOODY: Well, you know, it's gonna hurt a little bit.	0:24:04	0:24:07
That's all part of the experience.	0:24:07	0:24:08
That's why we didn't bring our wives.	0:24:08	0:24:10
BOBBY: What the - What the hell?	0:24:10	0:24:12
Somebody want to explain to me why I'm the one in the dirt?	0:24:12	0:24:16
When I got sore jaws from 3 hours of blowing -	0:24:16	0:24:19
Please.	0:24:20	0:24:21
Please. For the love of God,	0:24:21	0:24:23
finish your sentence.	0:24:23	0:24:26
Let's see, what exactly do we have here?	0:24:29	0:24:32
We've got 3 men in a bed spooning?	0:24:32	0:24:39
This is not what it looks like.	0:24:39	0:24:40
This is... What is it, Woody?	0:24:40	0:24:43
Camping.	0:24:43	0:24:44
I'll tell you just exactly what it is there, Poindexter.	0:24:44	0:24:47
It is 4 counts of indecent exposure.	0:24:47	0:24:50
2 counts of lewd, lascivious behaviour,	0:24:50	0:24:54
and one count of pure jealousy.	0:24:54	0:24:57
Huh?	0:24:57	0:24:58
How you doing?	0:24:58	0:25:00
Thanks for waking us up, Officer.	0:25:00	0:25:03
Come on, guys.	0:25:03	0:25:05
I get it.	0:25:05	0:25:06
You got to get going. That's terrific.	0:25:06	0:25:09
So five's a crowd, is that what I'm gleaning here?	0:25:09	0:25:11
Five's an uneven number. Figure it out.	0:25:11	0:25:14
Well, you guys can't see it, can you?	0:25:14	0:25:16
You're too close. You don't realize how lucky you are	0:25:16	0:25:18
to have each other.	0:25:18	0:25:19
Oh, daddy. Damn lucky.	0:25:21	0:25:25
I've always felt so.	0:25:26	0:25:27
I know what you've felt.	0:25:27	0:25:29
I have, too.	0:25:29	0:25:31
Are you wearing pants?	0:25:43	0:25:45
No.	0:25:45	0:25:46
Would you please put some pants on, for God's sake?	0:25:46	0:25:50
What a nice guy.	0:25:50	0:25:52
Oh, yeah!	0:25:54	0:25:55
DOUG: Whoo! Anybody else got to take a leak?	0:25:57	0:25:58
No.	0:25:58	0:25:59
Hey, guys. Last stop for quite a while.	0:25:59	0:26:02
Ohh. I got to pee again now.	0:26:02	0:26:04
MOTORCYCLE APPROACHING	0:26:06	0:26:07
Wow.	0:26:51	0:26:53
I can smell them from here.	0:26:53	0:26:55
Gentlemen, it's the real deal.	0:26:55	0:26:58
"CALL ME THE BREEZE" PLAYING	0:26:58	0:27:00
# Call me the breeze	0:27:03	0:27:06
# I keep blowin' down the road	0:27:06	0:27:09
# Well, now they call me the breeze	0:27:12	0:27:16
# I keep blowin' down the road	0:27:16	0:27:19
# I ain't got me nobody	0:27:22	0:27:26
# I don't carry me no load... #	0:27:26	0:27:28
Aah!	0:27:28	0:27:29
What happened?	0:27:30	0:27:32
# Ain't no change in the weather	0:27:32	0:27:35
# Ain't no changes in me	0:27:35	0:27:38
# Well, there ain't no change in the weather	0:27:41	0:27:45
# Ain't no changes in me	0:27:45	0:27:48
# And I ain't hidin' from nobody	0:27:51	0:27:55
# Nobody's hidin' from me... #	0:27:55	0:27:57
Aah! Stop it!	0:27:59	0:28:01
WOODY: This is awesome.	0:28:22	0:28:24
Thanks for waiting for me, jerks.	0:28:26	0:28:30
Ya-hoo!	0:28:30	0:28:31
Whoa! It's cold.	0:28:33	0:28:36
What?	0:28:36	0:28:37
Why are you naked?	0:28:37	0:28:39
We're swimming.	0:28:39	0:28:40
Did you guys keep your skivvies on?	0:28:40	0:28:42
Yeah, there could be snapping turtles or something in here.	0:28:42	0:28:44
I kept mine on cos I didn't want it to get dark in here.	0:28:44	0:28:48
I don't know. I thought we were doing this wild and free thing.	0:28:48	0:28:50
Yeah, well.	0:28:50	0:28:52
More like old and lame, isn't it?	0:28:52	0:28:55
The high guy would have just ripped 'em right off,	0:28:55	0:28:58
you know, back in the day.	0:28:58	0:28:59
But today's today, isn't it?	0:28:59	0:29:01
This isn't necessary.	0:29:01	0:29:04
Come on, come on!	0:29:04	0:29:06
Huh?	0:29:06	0:29:08
You see what you just started?	0:29:08	0:29:10
You even got Doug out of his drawers.	0:29:10	0:29:12
What the hell, you know what I mean?	0:29:12	0:29:13
But everybody keep their distance.	0:29:13	0:29:15
I don't want the whole size thing to ruin our friendship.	0:29:15	0:29:19
I'm launching mine.	0:29:19	0:29:20
Over your head, baby.	0:29:20	0:29:21
You guys...	0:29:21	0:29:23
Come on! Huh?	0:29:28	0:29:31
Fine.	0:29:31	0:29:33
I will get naked with my gay friends.	0:29:33	0:29:35
And if any of them look at my junk,	0:29:35	0:29:37
I will kill them.	0:29:37	0:29:38
Gentlemen, these are the good old days.	0:29:41	0:29:44
Eww!	0:29:44	0:29:46
Ha ha ha!	0:29:47	0:29:48
CAR DOORS CLOSING, KIDS YELLING	0:29:49	0:29:52
MAN: Come on, kids. Come on.	0:29:52	0:29:54
Whoo!	0:29:54	0:29:55
Oh, no.	0:29:55	0:29:57
Last one in smells like a sweaty...	0:29:57	0:29:59
Oh, hell, no.	0:29:59	0:30:00
Hope you guys don't mind some company.	0:30:00	0:30:02
The minivan was getting a little crowded.	0:30:02	0:30:03
There's a much shallower creek for kids	0:30:03	0:30:06
just up the canyon there a little bit.	0:30:06	0:30:08
Oh, no, my kids like to dive.	0:30:08	0:30:09
Marky, show this guy your dive.	0:30:09	0:30:10
If you put your arms out, he does a backflip right into them.	0:30:10	0:30:13
No! Don't do that, it's not a good idea.	0:30:13	0:30:15
Oh! Hello!	0:30:15	0:30:18
You gentlemen like potato salad?	0:30:18	0:30:19
We've got extra.	0:30:19	0:30:21
You might want to eat that way over there.	0:30:21	0:30:23
Less ants and snakes.	0:30:23	0:30:25
The kids are coming. The kids are coming.	0:30:25	0:30:27
No, no. Guys, you can't swim over here.	0:30:27	0:30:29
Crawfish. Big crawfish. They're snapping. Ah!	0:30:29	0:30:30
Crawfish? Ha ha!	0:30:30	0:30:32
Let me see if I can catch one!	0:30:32	0:30:35
You see? He's looking for crawfish!	0:30:35	0:30:37
I told you! He's gonna find a couple!	0:30:37	0:30:38
BOBBY: Where is he?	0:30:38	0:30:40
Marky, Cooper, Ava, let's - let's get out of the water	0:30:45	0:30:48
and find a new spot.	0:30:48	0:30:50
Why, Hugh?	0:30:50	0:30:51
This is such a nice -	0:30:51	0:30:53
Oh, my God.	0:30:53	0:30:56
I didn't want to do this.	0:30:56	0:30:57
Out of the water now!	0:30:57	0:30:58
Kids, listen to your Dad.	0:30:58	0:31:00
Aw! We just got here	0:31:00	0:31:01
Get out of the damn water now!	0:31:01	0:31:03
Run, run, run. Go.	0:31:03	0:31:05
MOM: Come on.	0:31:05	0:31:06
HUGH: What's wrong with these people? Come on. Go!	0:31:06	0:31:08
I'll bet her potato salad was really good.	0:31:08	0:31:11
Let's go!	0:31:11	0:31:13
Maybe we should go.	0:31:13	0:31:14
Yeah, let's go.	0:31:14	0:31:15
Why? They ain't coming back.	0:31:15	0:31:16
WHISTLES	0:31:16	0:31:18
Fellas...	0:31:18	0:31:20
Forget about them.	0:31:20	0:31:21
More room for us, huh?	0:31:21	0:31:23
LAUGHING: Come on.	0:31:23	0:31:24
You like what you see? Huh?	0:31:24	0:31:27
Let's get involved.	0:31:27	0:31:29
Whoo! Now that's what I'm talking about!	0:31:35	0:31:38
Whoo!	0:31:38	0:31:39
I saw your bikes over there, and I -	0:31:39	0:31:42
Chicken fights, fellas?	0:31:44	0:31:45
OFFICER: No?	0:31:47	0:31:48
Plan B.	0:31:48	0:31:49
Marco.	0:31:49	0:31:52
Polo.	0:31:52	0:31:53
Marc -	0:31:53	0:31:54
Marco...	0:31:54	0:31:56
Ha ha!	0:31:56	0:31:57
Oh, ho. Marco!	0:31:57	0:31:59
# I'm kickin' the plan	0:32:09	0:32:11
# Before the plan gets me	0:32:11	0:32:12
# I'm gonna get me	0:32:12	0:32:14
# Get me out of here	0:32:14	0:32:17
# I'm gonna get me	0:32:19	0:32:21
# Get me out of here... #	0:32:21	0:32:23
BOBBY: Thank you so much.	0:32:24	0:32:27
And, uh, I left a window open, all right?	0:32:27	0:32:30
# I don't mind how I live my life	0:32:30	0:32:32
# Without the lucky guys	0:32:32	0:32:34
# I ain't trying to keep in time	0:32:36	0:32:39
# So just get off of my back	0:32:39	0:32:41
# I don't mind how I live my life	0:32:46	0:32:48
# Without the lucky guys	0:32:48	0:32:50
# You won't hang your rusty sign	0:32:52	0:32:55
# Around me... #	0:32:55	0:32:57
Oh, yeah. Now this is a biker bar.	0:33:06	0:33:11
I'm buying. Let's go.	0:33:11	0:33:12
Hope they have bran muffins.	0:33:14	0:33:16
I'm a little bound up.	0:33:16	0:33:17
My damn leg's asleep.	0:33:23	0:33:24
Oh, it's got an emblem, too. The FLH emblem.	0:33:24	0:33:26
That is rare, man. Rare.	0:33:26	0:33:28
You see this?	0:33:28	0:33:29
Oh, man, that's beautiful.	0:33:29	0:33:32
DOUG: What's wrong with you?	0:33:32	0:33:33
My legs are stiff.	0:33:33	0:33:34
BLUES MUSIC PLAYING	0:33:34	0:33:36
MUSIC SLOWS DOWN, STOPS	0:33:39	0:33:40
How about this one? Yeah.	0:33:47	0:33:48
You guys want beers?	0:33:52	0:33:53
..Guy with a '55 bike. Man, it is beautiful.	0:33:53	0:33:56
Ooh. Nice tat.	0:33:58	0:34:00
Where'd you get it?	0:34:01	0:34:02
Leavenworth. You?	0:34:02	0:34:05
Meadow Hills Galleria.	0:34:05	0:34:07
Don't think I've ever seen you guys around here before.	0:34:13	0:34:15
What's your...	0:34:17	0:34:18
Hey, hey, hey.	0:34:18	0:34:19
"Wild Hogs."	0:34:19	0:34:21
That the name of your little gang?	0:34:21	0:34:23
It's not a gang. We're just friends	0:34:23	0:34:24
riding from Cincinnati to the coast.	0:34:24	0:34:26
Hey, man. We in your seats?	0:34:26	0:34:28
No. No, cos we -	0:34:28	0:34:29
No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no.	0:34:29	0:34:32
We were - Oh, no, no, no.	0:34:32	0:34:34
No. I insist.	0:34:34	0:34:36
Sit. Sit. Sit?	0:34:36	0:34:37
I insist.	0:34:37	0:34:38
I think I'm gonna join you fellas.	0:34:38	0:34:40
Actually, we have a -	0:34:40	0:34:42
MAN: Yeah, let's join them. Ahem.	0:34:42	0:34:44
Make ourselves some nice new little friends.	0:34:44	0:34:48
Nice patch. You get your grandmother	0:34:48	0:34:50
to needlepoint that for ya?	0:34:50	0:34:51
Well, what - what's going on	0:34:51	0:34:53
with you there, uh, Cochise?	0:34:53	0:34:55
What's your story?	0:34:55	0:34:56
What is that supposed to be? Is he blind?	0:35:04	0:35:06
He was when he walked in here.	0:35:06	0:35:08
Hey! I'm talkin' to you!	0:35:08	0:35:10
You hear me?	0:35:10	0:35:11
He can hear fine.	0:35:11	0:35:13
Look, we're - we don't want any trouble.	0:35:13	0:35:15
CHUCKLES: I do. Huh.	0:35:15	0:35:18
Actually, that's what I'm	0:35:18	0:35:20
lookin' forward to the most.	0:35:20	0:35:22
LAUGHTER	0:35:22	0:35:23
MAN: That's what he's looking forward to. Ha ha!	0:35:23	0:35:25
HE LAUGHS	0:35:25	0:35:27
Hey, I heard. Hey, I heard.	0:35:27	0:35:28
LAUGHTER	0:35:28	0:35:31
Shut up.	0:35:31	0:35:32
All right, then.	0:35:34	0:35:35
You lookin' for trouble?	0:35:37	0:35:38
TAPPING TABLE	0:35:38	0:35:41
Got to be careful about Bobby here.	0:35:41	0:35:43
His temper's like a Roman candle.	0:35:43	0:35:45
That's a damn lie.	0:35:45	0:35:47
On the other hand, Woody over here,	0:35:47	0:35:50
you get him mad, people get broke.	0:35:50	0:35:52
Doug makes kids cry.	0:35:54	0:35:56
What? Yeah. You make kids cry.	0:35:56	0:35:58
BOBBY: You made my child cry.	0:35:58	0:36:00
Your kid was crying before she got to me.	0:36:00	0:36:02
Oh, but I asked you to give her a lollipop.	0:36:02	0:36:04
It calms her down. You can't...	0:36:04	0:36:05
All right. Shut up!	0:36:05	0:36:07
You know what? I think	0:36:07	0:36:09
we better get out of here.	0:36:09	0:36:10
No. We'll get out of here at sundown,	0:36:10	0:36:13
After we've had our beverage.	0:36:13	0:36:15
Sundown, hoss? What?	0:36:15	0:36:17
DUDLEY: These are on me.	0:36:17	0:36:19
You got the mocha lattes yesterday.	0:36:20	0:36:22
LAUGHS	0:36:22	0:36:26
Ah! Another Wild Hog!	0:36:26	0:36:28
Yup. Yup-a-roonie. That's our gang.	0:36:28	0:36:32
Hey, who owns that '48 Panhead outside?	0:36:32	0:36:36
That's my '48.	0:36:36	0:36:37
Suh-weet ride.	0:36:37	0:36:39
I'm sick of it.	0:36:39	0:36:41
How about a trade, there, brother?	0:36:42	0:36:43
DOUG: Dudley, Dudley...	0:36:43	0:36:44
I wish. I'm just on a Sportster.	0:36:44	0:36:47
It's worth, like, half of what yours is.	0:36:47	0:36:48
A Sportster. I grew up on a Sportster.	0:36:48	0:36:50
I've been wanting another Sportster!	0:36:50	0:36:52
No, no, no. It's even better than that.	0:36:52	0:36:54
In the gas tank is one of my shoelaces.	0:36:54	0:36:56
I dropped it in there when I was	0:36:56	0:36:57
trying to get my calculator watch out.	0:36:57	0:36:59
LAUGHS	0:36:59	0:37:00
Dudley? Dudley.	0:37:00	0:37:02
Dudley? You got a deal.	0:37:02	0:37:04
Seriously?	0:37:04	0:37:06
Think about it. He's not gonna trade the bike, Dudley.	0:37:06	0:37:08
Dudley, I want to see what you look like on that.	0:37:08	0:37:10
You're on. Ahh!	0:37:10	0:37:12
DUDLEY: What do I got to do? We got to call the DMV?	0:37:12	0:37:16
Yo, check this out.	0:37:16	0:37:17
Anybody else get that pre-rape feeling?	0:37:17	0:37:20
I do. HE LAUGHS	0:37:20	0:37:23
Oh, wow. This is great!	0:37:27	0:37:29
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.	0:37:29	0:37:30
This is Joker's Panhead.	0:37:30	0:37:32
I thought we were talking about this one.	0:37:32	0:37:33
Your Panhead is over here.	0:37:33	0:37:34
Oh. I was talking about the -	0:37:35	0:37:37
No, no, no, no, no.	0:37:37	0:37:39
I got a better one for you.	0:37:39	0:37:40
It's right over here.	0:37:41	0:37:42
The red one. The Panhead.	0:37:42	0:37:44
Where? Right there.	0:37:44	0:37:45
That's a Panhead. There are no other Panheads.	0:37:45	0:37:47
That? That's a pile of junk.	0:37:47	0:37:49
LAUGHS: That's your pile of junk.	0:37:49	0:37:53
LAUGHTER	0:37:53	0:37:55
DOUG: He's just joking...	0:37:57	0:37:58
You want to know the joke?	0:37:58	0:38:00
The joke is suburban assholes	0:38:00	0:38:01
who buy leather outfits	0:38:01	0:38:02
who think they're bikers,	0:38:02	0:38:04
and it's a joke that I'm damn sick of.	0:38:04	0:38:06
You want to know who a real biker is?	0:38:06	0:38:07
Damian Blade. He founded the Del Fuegos	0:38:07	0:38:10
And he built this bar for real bikers, not this.	0:38:10	0:38:13
Hey, we have a right to be bikers.	0:38:13	0:38:15
You don't have any rights. Shut up.	0:38:15	0:38:16
I knew you assholes the minute I laid eyes on you.	0:38:16	0:38:19
Look at the four of you.	0:38:19	0:38:20
You don't know us.	0:38:20	0:38:21
You don't think I know you?	0:38:21	0:38:22
Well, you're probably a -a podiatrist	0:38:22	0:38:25
or - or ear, nose, and throat specialist.	0:38:25	0:38:27
I wish.	0:38:27	0:38:28
Orthodontist?	0:38:28	0:38:30
Oh, close enough.	0:38:30	0:38:32
And you, Bobby. Guaranteed you're henpecked.	0:38:32	0:38:34
Right? Your wife wears the pants.	0:38:34	0:38:36
You know my wife?	0:38:36	0:38:37
And you, you anal-retentive wimp.	0:38:37	0:38:40
Guarantee you bag your own shit.	0:38:40	0:38:42
Wow. You're good. What colour am I thinking of?	0:38:42	0:38:45
Shut up.	0:38:45	0:38:47
And you're the biggest poser of them all.	0:38:47	0:38:50
Aren't you, Squinty?	0:38:50	0:38:51
Go home. Just go home.	0:38:52	0:38:55
Go home. You couldn't handle	0:38:55	0:38:56
this freedom anyhow.	0:38:56	0:38:57
Get out of here.	0:38:57	0:38:58
Go back to your safe, little lives.	0:38:58	0:39:00
All right, guys. Let's get our bikes. We'll get out of here.	0:39:00	0:39:01
You're not listening to what I'm saying.	0:39:01	0:39:03
I'm taking your friend's bike	0:39:03	0:39:04
and you guys are gonna hit the road	0:39:04	0:39:05
and go back to wherever the hell	0:39:05	0:39:07
it is that you came from.	0:39:07	0:39:08
Do you understand?	0:39:08	0:39:09
I'm just saying we're gonna	0:39:09	0:39:10
have to work something out.	0:39:10	0:39:11
All right. Let's work something out.	0:39:11	0:39:14
# Keep on chooglin'	0:39:14	0:39:16
# Keep on chooglin'	0:39:17	0:39:20
# Keep on chooglin', chooglin', chooglin'... #	0:39:20	0:39:25
Hey, what's going on?	0:39:28	0:39:30
Something break?	0:39:30	0:39:32
BOBBY: What's up, man? What's happening?	0:39:32	0:39:33
This is bullshit, man. We should go back there	0:39:33	0:39:36
and get Dudley's bike.	0:39:36	0:39:36
That's why we're stopping?	0:39:36	0:39:38
What are you, nuts?	0:39:38	0:39:39
What we're gonna do is call the police.	0:39:39	0:39:41
I got to borrow somebody's cell phone.	0:39:41	0:39:42
Einstein had us throw ours away, remember?	0:39:42	0:39:44
Hey, look, man, damn the bike.	0:39:44	0:39:46
He's just gonna have to roll with that little sidecar.	0:39:46	0:39:48
Let's just get up out of here, man.	0:39:48	0:39:50
Oh, come on. The trip is over	0:39:50	0:39:52
because some tattooed bullies	0:39:52	0:39:53
pushed us around?	0:39:53	0:39:54
Both: Yeah.	0:39:54	0:39:55
I go where you go.	0:39:56	0:39:57
Good. See? He's got balls.	0:39:57	0:39:59
No. I mean, my sidecar's attached to your bike.	0:39:59	0:40:01
I'd rather turn back, but honestly,	0:40:01	0:40:03
how far could I roll?	0:40:03	0:40:04
I'm not gonna let this happen to him.	0:40:04	0:40:05
I say we go back and we get his bike.	0:40:05	0:40:07
You? Yeah.	0:40:07	0:40:09
Well, who died and elected you pope?	0:40:09	0:40:10
This isn't about Dudley, is it?	0:40:10	0:40:11
This is about you.	0:40:11	0:40:12
You, you, you. All through high school,	0:40:12	0:40:14
it's always been about you, and I am sick of it.	0:40:14	0:40:15
Oh, screw you, Doug.	0:40:15	0:40:17
You know, it's not my fault you hate your life.	0:40:17	0:40:18
I love my life..	0:40:18	0:40:20
Let me tell you something.	0:40:20	0:40:21
This trip was supposed to be about adventure,	0:40:21	0:40:23
but, no, you're too busy	0:40:23	0:40:24
dragging your baggage around to let that happen.	0:40:24	0:40:27
Oh, Thank you, Dr Freud.	0:40:27	0:40:28
Look, I'm not going back to get that bike	0:40:28	0:40:30
to satisfy your bruised ego.	0:40:30	0:40:32
Are you guys with me?	0:40:32	0:40:33
I'm with you.	0:40:33	0:40:34
DUDLEY: Yeah, I agree.	0:40:34	0:40:35
There you go, Woody. We're not going	0:40:35	0:40:36
Back there with you.	0:40:36	0:40:39
DUDLEY: should we go after him?	0:40:39	0:40:40
DOUG: Probably.	0:40:40	0:40:41
Are we going to?	0:40:41	0:40:42
Nope. Nope.	0:40:42	0:40:44
INDISTINCT CHATTER	0:40:52	0:40:54
BILLIARD BALL SMACKING	0:40:56	0:40:57
# Oh, all right	0:41:21	0:41:25
# Yeah...! #	0:41:35	0:41:36
Come after us now assholes.	0:41:40	0:41:42
# Oh, well, I'm a cowboy	0:41:47	0:41:51
# On a steel horse I ride	0:41:51	0:41:54
# I'm wanted	0:41:54	0:41:56
# Wanted	0:41:56	0:41:57
# Dead or alive... #	0:41:57	0:42:01
Son of a gun.	0:42:01	0:42:03
Holy snot.	0:42:03	0:42:04
You did it. You got her back.	0:42:04	0:42:06
Whoo-hoo!	0:42:06	0:42:08
Ha!	0:42:08	0:42:10
Who's your daddy.	0:42:10	0:42:11
You are my daddy.	0:42:11	0:42:12
Yeah. That's right, baby.	0:42:12	0:42:13
Oh, man.	0:42:13	0:42:14
Ha ha! Thank you.	0:42:14	0:42:16
How did you do it?	0:42:16	0:42:18
OK, they were totally pissed off.	0:42:18	0:42:19
So I had to take a new tactic - reality.	0:42:19	0:42:22
So I said to them, "OK, assault us. No problem	0:42:22	0:42:25
"because we may not be real bikers, but we know real lawyers.	0:42:25	0:42:27
"And as soon as you touch us, we'll sue you for everything you got	0:42:27	0:42:30
"and everything you're gonna have."	0:42:30	0:42:32
And they backed down. They totally backed down.	0:42:32	0:42:34
It was awesome.	0:42:34	0:42:36
You really said that?	0:42:36	0:42:37
Yeah! My man!	0:42:37	0:42:38
Yeah. Show me love. Show me love.	0:42:38	0:42:41
Hey, guess what. The trip's back on.	0:42:41	0:42:44
It's back on! The trip is on!	0:42:44	0:42:45
DOUG: Woody, we're gonna go back that way, then?	0:42:45	0:42:47
Yeah, they don't care.	0:42:47	0:42:48
We should just, you know, do it	0:42:48	0:42:50
Before they change their minds.	0:42:50	0:42:52
DUDLEY: Pacific Ocean, here we come!	0:42:52	0:42:53
Whoo!	0:42:53	0:42:54
INDISTINCT CHATTER	0:43:02	0:43:04
Son of a bitch.	0:43:07	0:43:09
Come on.	0:43:09	0:43:10
Come on! Let's do it!	0:43:10	0:43:12
# Livin' easy	0:43:12	0:43:14
# Livin' free	0:43:14	0:43:17
# Season ticket on a one-way ride	0:43:17	0:43:20
# Asking nothing	0:43:20	0:43:22
# Leave me be	0:43:22	0:43:24
# Taking everything in my stride... #	0:43:24	0:43:28
HONKS HORN Thanks, guys.	0:43:28	0:43:30
# ..Don't need rhyme	0:43:30	0:43:32
# Ain't nothing I would rather do... #	0:43:32	0:43:35
Those assholes have got balls.	0:43:35	0:43:38
Gonna - gonna put in my mouth and chew on them!	0:43:38	0:43:40
You're gonna put what in your mouth?	0:43:42	0:43:43
Come on, Del Fuegos. Let's smoke those Hogs!	0:43:46	0:43:48
Come on! Move!	0:43:48	0:43:49
Let's go! Come on!	0:43:49	0:43:50
I'm with you!	0:43:50	0:43:51
# ..Highway to hell	0:43:51	0:43:53
# Highway to hell	0:43:53	0:43:57
# I'm on the highway to hell... #	0:43:57	0:43:59
What the...	0:43:59	0:44:00
Ah, shit!	0:44:00	0:44:03
Fire, fire!	0:44:03	0:44:04
Fire, everybody. Hey!	0:44:04	0:44:05
Fire. Come on! Get off!	0:44:05	0:44:06
Fire, fire! Get away. Come on!	0:44:06	0:44:08
# Nobody's gonna slow me down... #	0:44:08	0:44:10
Get out of there!	0:44:10	0:44:11
Get out of there!	0:44:11	0:44:13
No.	0:44:13	0:44:15
ALL SHOUTING	0:44:15	0:44:16
# ..Hey, Satan!	0:44:19	0:44:22
# Paid my dues playin' in a rockin' band	0:44:22	0:44:27
# Hey, mama... #	0:44:27	0:44:28
WOODY: Holy shit!	0:44:28	0:44:31
Oh, god. Oh, no.	0:44:31	0:44:33
Come on! Let's go!	0:44:36	0:44:38
DOUG: What's your rush? My balls are still vibrating.	0:44:38	0:44:40
It's -it's the open road, man.	0:44:40	0:44:42
It's riding free. That's the rush.	0:44:42	0:44:44
This isn't freedom. This is a gas station	0:44:44	0:44:46
built by the man!	0:44:46	0:44:47
A prison for our souls!	0:44:47	0:44:49
My soul needs something to drink.	0:44:49	0:44:50
I need gas.	0:44:50	0:44:51
We'll get gas at the next station.	0:44:51	0:44:53
Come on, Wild Hogs.	0:44:53	0:44:54
Let's go!	0:44:54	0:44:56
Whoo-hoo!	0:44:56	0:44:57
Let's ride! Whoo...	0:44:57	0:44:59
Did I miss the espresso stop?	0:44:59	0:45:00
Whoa. He's moving.	0:45:00	0:45:03
Whoo-hoo!	0:45:03	0:45:06
# I'm on the highway to hell	0:45:11	0:45:15
# And I'm goin' down... #	0:45:16	0:45:20
Woody, you're an asshole!	0:45:26	0:45:28
WOODY: Ugh! They should've had a sign that said,	0:45:28	0:45:30
"Last gas X amount of miles."	0:45:30	0:45:33
SQUAWKING	0:45:36	0:45:38
I need something to drink. I'm thirsty	0:45:38	0:45:40
or else I'm-a die!	0:45:40	0:45:42
DOUG: You know, I keep saving my spit	0:45:42	0:45:45
so it's like a drink of water, and it just keeps tasting like	0:45:45	0:45:48
my spit.	0:45:48	0:45:49
BOBBY: They say you can get something to drink	0:45:49	0:45:51
out of a cactus, right?	0:45:51	0:45:54
Where are the cactuses?	0:45:54	0:45:55
We're in a desert that don't have no damn cactuses?	0:45:55	0:45:57
Yeah.	0:45:57	0:45:59
Actually, I think when it's plural, it's "cacti."	0:45:59	0:46:03
I'm killing him.	0:46:03	0:46:04
DOUG: You're gonna kill him?	0:46:04	0:46:05
Hey, we're all thinking it, OK?	0:46:05	0:46:07
We're gonna need the nourishment.	0:46:07	0:46:08
He'll put up the least struggle.	0:46:08	0:46:09
Move out of the way.	0:46:09	0:46:11
You love Dudley. It's the sun.	0:46:11	0:46:13
It's making us all crazy.	0:46:13	0:46:14
You right, man.	0:46:14	0:46:15
My -my -my bad, dud.	0:46:15	0:46:17
You know, I don't know what came over me.	0:46:17	0:46:19
Dehydration.	0:46:19	0:46:21
Your blood's thickening,	0:46:21	0:46:22
so your heart's working harder to pump it	0:46:22	0:46:24
through your arteries.	0:46:24	0:46:25
Less gets to your head.	0:46:25	0:46:26
Our bodies are literally trying to drink themselves.	0:46:26	0:46:28
All right. I'm killing him.	0:46:28	0:46:30
DOUG: Guys, wait a minute. Look. They got a sign up here.	0:46:30	0:46:32
Look. Curve of the road.	0:46:32	0:46:33
Read it!	0:46:33	0:46:35
"Madrid"? Spain?	0:46:35	0:46:36
No. It's Ma-drid.	0:46:36	0:46:37
That's what the locals say. I Googled it.	0:46:37	0:46:39
DOUG: Gonna be water, food, and gas.	0:46:39	0:46:42
We're gonna live.	0:46:42	0:46:43
We gonna live!	0:46:43	0:46:46
We gonna live, baby!	0:46:46	0:46:47
WOODY: It's closed.	0:46:52	0:46:53
DOUG: Ah, man. It's closed.	0:46:53	0:46:55
DOUG: There's a diner up here.	0:46:55	0:46:58
WOODY: The diner's open. Come on!	0:46:58	0:47:00
WOODY: Give me a drink quick!	0:47:02	0:47:03
We need water!	0:47:03	0:47:04
Quick! Oh, jeez.	0:47:04	0:47:06
Come on. Spray, spray, spray!	0:47:06	0:47:08
Oh, man.	0:47:08	0:47:10
Me -me! You?	0:47:10	0:47:12
WOODY: Me! BOBBY: Right here.	0:47:12	0:47:14
DOUG GROWLS	0:47:14	0:47:16
I need it back.	0:47:16	0:47:18
Now you.	0:47:18	0:47:20
They were just here 3 weeks ago.	0:47:20	0:47:21
And they're already getting violent.	0:47:21	0:47:22
It's OK. Ooh, I got it.	0:47:22	0:47:25
HE BURPS	0:47:25	0:47:27
Would you gentlemen like a seat?	0:47:29	0:47:31
Is there a booth open?	0:47:31	0:47:32
WOMAN: Let's go! Come on!	0:47:32	0:47:33
DOUG: We, uh -what?	0:47:33	0:47:35
Uh, nice town.	0:47:37	0:47:39
So, uh, I...	0:47:42	0:47:47
Uh...	0:47:47	0:47:49
DUDLEY: She is perfect.	0:47:56	0:47:58
You like the waitress?	0:47:58	0:48:00
Oh, man.	0:48:00	0:48:01
I wanted to say something funny to her, but all I could think of	0:48:01	0:48:03
was black jokes.	0:48:03	0:48:05
Like which ones?	0:48:05	0:48:07
I forget.	0:48:07	0:48:08
Why don't you tell the one	0:48:08	0:48:10
that ends with you getting your ass whupped?	0:48:10	0:48:12
Would that be funny?	0:48:12	0:48:13
I'll be laughing.	0:48:13	0:48:15
Oh, I'll be cracking up. Ha ha!	0:48:15	0:48:17
DOUG: It's the law.	0:48:18	0:48:20
You boys here for the chilli festival?	0:48:27	0:48:28
What, you have a problem?	0:48:28	0:48:30
You look like you just saw something explode	0:48:30	0:48:32
or something, all right.	0:48:32	0:48:33
We're just passing through, man.	0:48:33	0:48:35
The people around here don't want any more trouble.	0:48:35	0:48:38
Now me, I got no problem with you Del Fuegos	0:48:38	0:48:40
as long as you boys could stay sober.	0:48:40	0:48:42
No, no. No, we're...	0:48:42	0:48:44
We're not associated with those assholes.	0:48:44	0:48:45
You're not? No.	0:48:45	0:48:47
For real?	0:48:47	0:48:48
Yeah.	0:48:48	0:48:49
Folks, they're not Del Fuegos.	0:48:49	0:48:53
MAN: Good Lord.	0:48:53	0:48:54
BOBBY: Are the Del Fuegos a problem around here?	0:48:54	0:48:57
Only if you expect 'em to pay for a meal they just ate	0:48:57	0:48:59
or a beer they just drank.	0:48:59	0:49:01
You won't have any problems with us. No, no.	0:49:01	0:49:02
Then welcome to Madrid.	0:49:02	0:49:04
Excuse me, Sheriff?	0:49:04	0:49:06
Uh, the Del Fuegos?	0:49:06	0:49:06
Yeah.	0:49:06	0:49:08
OK, now, how often might they come through this town?	0:49:08	0:49:11
Oh, once every few months. Oh?	0:49:11	0:49:14
Yeah. Yeah.	0:49:14	0:49:16
And the gas station, now, when would that be open?	0:49:16	0:49:17
That's closed on Sundays.	0:49:17	0:49:19
So tomorrow morning.	0:49:19	0:49:20
But, you know, maybe you should seriously consider	0:49:20	0:49:23
spending the night.	0:49:23	0:49:25
Because we're having the world's hottest chilli contest.	0:49:25	0:49:27
The chilli festival is not something you want to miss.	0:49:27	0:49:30
Last year, somebody's throat actually started to bleed.	0:49:30	0:49:33
Oh, damn!	0:49:33	0:49:35
Somebody's throat started to bleed?	0:49:35	0:49:37
Yeah. Changed their life.	0:49:37	0:49:38
It's great. Think about it.	0:49:38	0:49:41
We gotta -we got to get out of this town, man.	0:49:41	0:49:43
This town is a drag. We got to move on.	0:49:43	0:49:45
We got to find a way out.	0:49:45	0:49:46
Woody, chill out, man.	0:49:46	0:49:48
We finally get a chance to relax.	0:49:48	0:49:49
Yeah. And being able to use a bathroom,	0:49:49	0:49:51
That might be a good idea.	0:49:51	0:49:53
And I can empty my poop bag.	0:49:53	0:49:54
And you gonna reuse the bag?	0:49:54	0:49:56
Woody, remember the theme of this trip?	0:49:56	0:49:58
"Whatever," remember? "Whatever."	0:49:58	0:50:00
Ok, fine! Fine.	0:50:00	0:50:02
We'll stay the night, and then we'll get gas in the morning. OK?	0:50:02	0:50:04
Calm down.	0:50:04	0:50:05
I just don't understand what your rush is.	0:50:05	0:50:06
I'm not in a rush, man.	0:50:06	0:50:08
I just want to ride, man. I just want to ride.	0:50:08	0:50:10
You know...	0:50:10	0:50:11
# Ride, sally, ride! #	0:50:11	0:50:13
You are so weird.	0:50:13	0:50:14
He asks the -	0:50:14	0:50:15
You say the weirdest things, man.	0:50:15	0:50:17
You're just like, "we're digging the roots,	0:50:17	0:50:18
"buying real estate" and shit.	0:50:18	0:50:20
Yeah. Why don't you just...	0:50:20	0:50:21
SOBS SOFTLY	0:50:21	0:50:22
What?!	0:50:22	0:50:24
What?	0:50:24	0:50:25
All right. Everybody come here.	0:50:33	0:50:35
Come on.	0:50:35	0:50:36
All right. We're here.	0:50:38	0:50:42
Right? They could be in any of these towns by now.	0:50:42	0:50:43
Right around here.	0:50:43	0:50:45
All right? But we're gonna find them, we're gonna get 'em.	0:50:45	0:50:47
I don't know, Jack.	0:50:47	0:50:49
By my calculations...	0:50:49	0:50:50
I'm thinking, you know,	0:50:50	0:50:51
if they're 4 hours ahead of us, we -	0:50:51	0:50:53
Shut up!	0:50:53	0:50:54
Anybody else want to tell me how hard this is gonna be?	0:50:54	0:50:57
Huh? Any other naysayers?	0:50:57	0:50:59
Good. I want you to break up into two-man teams.	0:50:59	0:51:03
You call me when you find 'em.	0:51:03	0:51:04
MUSIC PLAYING	0:51:06	0:51:08
# I'm just a bachelor	0:51:12	0:51:14
# I'm a-lookin' for a partner	0:51:14	0:51:16
# Someone who knows how to ride	0:51:16	0:51:20
# Without even falling off	0:51:20	0:51:23
# Got to be compatible	0:51:23	0:51:26
# Mm, take me to my limits	0:51:26	0:51:30
# Girl, when I break you off... #	0:51:30	0:51:34
Oh, snap.	0:51:34	0:51:36
A softball pitch.	0:51:36	0:51:38
I got to win something for my girls.	0:51:38	0:51:40
Wait a minute. You think you're good at this?	0:51:40	0:51:42
Oh, I know I'm good at this.	0:51:42	0:51:43
Hey, on my little league team, they used to call me	0:51:43	0:51:45
bull's-eye Bobby. Yeah.	0:51:45	0:51:47
cos I had pinpoint control. Right.	0:51:47	0:51:49
A 144 innings and never walked a single batter, baby.	0:51:49	0:51:52
Watch me work, baby. Here you go.	0:51:52	0:51:54
How you doing?	0:51:54	0:51:56
All right. Good luck.	0:51:56	0:51:57
DOUG: all right. Bull's-eye Bobby, folks!	0:51:57	0:51:59
CHUCKLES	0:51:59	0:52:00
Bull's eye Bobby, baby.	0:52:00	0:52:03
Well, it's probably been, what, 28 years, bulls-eye?	0:52:03	0:52:06
BOBBY: Ohh.	0:52:06	0:52:08
Hey. Hi.	0:52:12	0:52:15
So, um...	0:52:15	0:52:17
Excuse me?	0:52:19	0:52:20
Never mind.	0:52:20	0:52:21
So you like chilli?	0:52:21	0:52:23
Oh, yeah. Not the hot stuff.	0:52:23	0:52:25
But you put a nice, mild turkey chilli in front of me?	0:52:25	0:52:27
Oh, yeah, I'm gonna eat it.	0:52:27	0:52:28
That's too bad cos I wanted you to try mine,	0:52:28	0:52:30
but it's pretty hot.	0:52:30	0:52:32
No, I'll try it! I like your kind of hot -	0:52:32	0:52:34
in your chilli - the chilli hot, food hot.	0:52:34	0:52:36
That's the kind of hot I want to kiss - eat.	0:52:36	0:52:40
OK. If you're sure you can handle it.	0:52:40	0:52:42
Handle it?	0:52:42	0:52:43
I'm a biker.	0:52:43	0:52:45
What'd you call him?	0:52:45	0:52:47
Bull's-eye Bobby!	0:52:47	0:52:48
Bull's-eye Bobby, baby.	0:52:48	0:52:49
Yeah! Bull's-eye.	0:52:49	0:52:51
Yep.	0:52:51	0:52:52
Oh...	0:52:54	0:52:55
I guess that counts as a walk.	0:52:55	0:52:58
I'm gonna sit. Huh.	0:52:58	0:53:01
# I know you like me	0:53:02	0:53:04
# I know you like me	0:53:04	0:53:05
# I know you do	0:53:05	0:53:07
# I know you do	0:53:07	0:53:09
# That's why whenever I come around	0:53:09	0:53:13
# She's all over you... #	0:53:13	0:53:16
Mm. Smooth.	0:53:19	0:53:21
Tasty.	0:53:21	0:53:22
A little - ahem. Spicy.	0:53:22	0:53:24
It gets a little hotter as it sits in your throat there.	0:53:24	0:53:27
You OK?	0:53:28	0:53:30
You want some of this to cool you down?	0:53:31	0:53:33
Don't worry. Your throat won't actually bleed.	0:53:38	0:53:40
I understand.	0:53:42	0:53:44
DUDLEY: Mother of God! I swallowed hot lava!	0:53:47	0:53:51
# Mm, don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?	0:53:51	0:53:54
# Don't you wish	0:53:54	0:53:56
# Your girlfriend was a freak like me...? #	0:53:56	0:53:59
144 innings, you never hit anybody in the crotch like that?	0:53:59	0:54:01
Not on purpose, man, all right?	0:54:01	0:54:03
You all right?	0:54:03	0:54:04
Yeah, it's a good fastball.	0:54:04	0:54:06
SHERIFF: Hey I'd like you boys to meet my deputies,	0:54:06	0:54:08
Earl and Buck Dooble.	0:54:08	0:54:09
WOODY: How are you, Earl?	0:54:09	0:54:11
I'm Earl. He's Buck.	0:54:11	0:54:11
DOUG: Earl, Buck.	0:54:11	0:54:13
Now, just remember: brother with the word "ear" in his name has got	0:54:13	0:54:16
both on his head. Heh heh!	0:54:16	0:54:18
See, I can only say that cos I'm on his right side,	0:54:18	0:54:22
which, as you can see, is mostly blown off.	0:54:22	0:54:23
You say something, Earl?	0:54:23	0:54:25
No, I did not.	0:54:25	0:54:26
SHERIFF: Needless to say, we don't carry firearms anymore.	0:54:26	0:54:29
I mean, sometimes you pull 'em out,	0:54:29	0:54:32
you think they're not loaded, and then sometimes -	0:54:32	0:54:34
They blow your deputy's ear off?	0:54:34	0:54:36
Yeah.	0:54:36	0:54:38
So what brings you boys on this trip anyway?	0:54:40	0:54:42
Firstly, we had to get away, OK?	0:54:42	0:54:44
And secondly, you know, you just never know	0:54:44	0:54:47
how many more summers you've got left.	0:54:47	0:54:49
Do you?	0:54:49	0:54:50
Wow. That's deep.	0:54:50	0:54:54
I just came on this trip, you know, hoping to reclaim	0:54:54	0:54:56
the old Doug, you know?	0:54:56	0:54:58
SHERIFF: You know, I know exactly what you mean.	0:54:58	0:55:01
You know, you can never let life get too stagnant or too safe.	0:55:01	0:55:05
Every now and then,	0:55:05	0:55:07
you got to do what we folks around here like to call slap the bull.	0:55:07	0:55:10
What's slapping the bull?	0:55:10	0:55:11
That's just a little game we play	0:55:11	0:55:13
to make sure your life is	0:55:13	0:55:15
not controlled by fear.	0:55:15	0:55:16
Yeah, I want to do that.	0:55:16	0:55:18
WOODY: Oh, come on, guys.	0:55:18	0:55:19
We're exhausted.	0:55:19	0:55:20
I think we should just put the bikes	0:55:20	0:55:22
in back of the hotel	0:55:22	0:55:23
in a shed with the doors closed, perhaps,	0:55:23	0:55:25
and then play Scrabble in the - in the room	0:55:25	0:55:27
with the shades down.	0:55:27	0:55:28
Look, Aunt Bee, maybe we want to do something else	0:55:28	0:55:31
here in Mayberry.	0:55:31	0:55:32
BOBBY: Yeah.	0:55:32	0:55:33
How, Bobby, how about a little bull slap?	0:55:33	0:55:35
That sounds like something I could win at.	0:55:35	0:55:36
Yeah.	0:55:36	0:55:37
I'll take a little bull slap.	0:55:37	0:55:39
Yeah. A bull slap for everybody. Come on.	0:55:39	0:55:40
Line 'em up. Let's have a little bull slap.	0:55:40	0:55:42
SHERIFF: We'll do it!	0:55:42	0:55:43
So literally, we're gonna slap a bull?	0:55:44	0:55:46
EARL: Yep. Right on the ass.	0:55:46	0:55:49
And then you're gonna wanna hightail it out of there.	0:55:49	0:55:50
WOODY: why?	0:55:50	0:55:51
Cos he can kill you.	0:55:51	0:55:52
Perfect.	0:55:52	0:55:54
Hey, man, I thought this was a drinking game.	0:55:54	0:55:56
Yeah, you know, you got a lot of animals I would slap.	0:55:56	0:55:58
You know, a chicken. I'd slap a chicken	0:55:58	0:56:00
or a goat, maybe.	0:56:00	0:56:01
A ferret I'd slap, you know?	0:56:01	0:56:03
But I'm not gonna slap a bull.	0:56:03	0:56:05
Oh, come on, Doug. It was your idea. Get in there!	0:56:05	0:56:08
I didn't know - we had to slap something -	0:56:08	0:56:09
Look at the nuts on that thing! WOODY: Come on!	0:56:09	0:56:10
DOUG: It's not safe, Woody.	0:56:10	0:56:12
It's not safe. You know what?	0:56:12	0:56:13
You snooze, you lose. I'm going.	0:56:13	0:56:15
You're getting ready to do that?	0:56:15	0:56:16
Yep! Oh!	0:56:16	0:56:17
DOUG: You jackass. Go ahead, Woody.	0:56:17	0:56:19
Hope you're wearing a cup.	0:56:19	0:56:21
BOBBY CHUCKLES	0:56:21	0:56:22
Right on the ass.	0:56:22	0:56:24
He looks confident.	0:56:24	0:56:25
Easy.	0:56:25	0:56:26
Go! Yeah!	0:56:35	0:56:36
Come on! Get back!	0:56:36	0:56:37
Whoo! Ha ha!	0:56:37	0:56:40
Whoo!	0:56:40	0:56:41
Way to get back!	0:56:41	0:56:42
I just slapped a big fat bull on the ass!	0:56:42	0:56:45
That was awesome!	0:56:45	0:56:47
Who's next?	0:56:47	0:56:48
Go on, Doug.	0:56:48	0:56:49
Doug?	0:56:49	0:56:50
Yeah, now, that'd be you, yeah.	0:56:50	0:56:52
Come on, Doug. Do it!	0:56:52	0:56:53
You know, it's - it - you could -	0:56:53	0:56:55
That's really an, um...	0:56:55	0:56:56
Doug, go.	0:56:56	0:56:58
Come on, man!	0:56:58	0:56:59
Handle your business.	0:56:59	0:57:01
It was easy.	0:57:01	0:57:02
I'm not gonna...	0:57:02	0:57:03
Yeah, come on! It's fun!	0:57:03	0:57:05
Old days, Doug. Old days.	0:57:05	0:57:07
All right, all right. I'm gonna slap a bull.	0:57:07	0:57:08
I'm gonna slap that bull.	0:57:08	0:57:11
There you go. That's my Doug!	0:57:11	0:57:12
There he goes.	0:57:12	0:57:13
Just slap it right there on the rear end, huh?	0:57:15	0:57:16
Right on the hind haunches.	0:57:16	0:57:19
WOODY: You know, this is so good for Doug.	0:57:21	0:57:23
BOBBY: Actually, this is good for all of us.	0:57:23	0:57:25
Yeah. Hey, Charley, thanks for bringing us here, man.	0:57:25	0:57:27
Sure. Glad we could help.	0:57:27	0:57:29
Yeah, and we never seen it done twice in a row.	0:57:29	0:57:31
What?	0:57:31	0:57:32
It'll be interesting to see	0:57:32	0:57:34
how the bull takes being slapped... Mm-hmm.	0:57:34	0:57:35
Now that he's alert.	0:57:35	0:57:36
EARL: Mm-hmm.	0:57:36	0:57:38
Alert? Alert?	0:57:38	0:57:39
GRUNTING	0:57:39	0:57:41
Get back! Come on. Run, run, run!	0:57:42	0:57:43
Don't have much time. Now, hurry! Hurry!	0:57:43	0:57:44
Go, go! Come on!	0:57:44	0:57:47
Whoa, whoa, whoa!	0:57:47	0:57:48
Oh! Oh!	0:57:48	0:57:50
Ow, ow.	0:57:50	0:57:52
He coming back!	0:57:52	0:57:53
Got to run, champ. He's coming!	0:57:53	0:57:55
Bull!	0:57:57	0:57:58
He coming back!	0:57:58	0:58:00
He coming back! Oh! Oh! Oh!	0:58:00	0:58:01
Oh! Oh! He almost got me!	0:58:01	0:58:04
Come on! What's this bully want?	0:58:04	0:58:05
Come on, bully!	0:58:05	0:58:07
You don't want to use mockery! That never works!	0:58:07	0:58:09
Cowboy's in trouble!	0:58:09	0:58:12
Woody, maybe if you just try to reason with it!	0:58:12	0:58:14
CHARLEY: He's coming back for more! Look out!	0:58:14	0:58:16
He's more afraid of you than you are of him!	0:58:16	0:58:19
CHARLEY: Watch out! Watch out, watch out.	0:58:19	0:58:22
Come on!	0:58:22	0:58:23
Come on. Let's go.	0:58:23	0:58:25
MEN CHEERING	0:58:27	0:58:29
What?!	0:58:29	0:58:30
WOODY: Yeah, man, this is living!	0:58:30	0:58:33
Yeah, we slapped a bull on the ass!	0:58:33	0:58:34
CHARLEY: Yes, sir! Yeah!	0:58:34	0:58:36
Yeah, you sure did.	0:58:36	0:58:38
BOBBY: Hey, did y'all see my moves?	0:58:38	0:58:41
I was shaking and baking just like the NFL, baby!	0:58:41	0:58:44
You hear what I'm saying?	0:58:44	0:58:46
I delivered it right to the end zo...	0:58:46	0:58:49
# When I get home, babe	0:58:58	0:59:01
# Gonna light your fire	0:59:01	0:59:03
# All day I been thinkin' about you, babe	0:59:03	0:59:05
# You're my one desire... #	0:59:05	0:59:07
Hey, look at him.	0:59:07	0:59:08
He threw Bobby 10 feet in the air. It was awful.	0:59:08	0:59:09
Man, that damn bull kept following me around.	0:59:09	0:59:12
You think it was my cologne?	0:59:12	0:59:13
What are you wearing, Rodeo Clown?	0:59:13	0:59:15
So now you got jokes? Is that it?	0:59:15	0:59:17
LAUGHTER	0:59:17	0:59:18
Hey, Woody, you know,	0:59:18	0:59:20
I apologize for saying you had ego issues earlier. All right?	0:59:20	0:59:22
I'm sorry I called you a pussy.	0:59:23	0:59:24
You didn't call me a pussy.	0:59:26	0:59:28
No, not to your face, but that's what I was thinking!	0:59:28	0:59:31
LAUGHTER	0:59:31	0:59:33
DOUG: Hey, Dudley, we were just saying	0:59:33	0:59:34
how much fun this trip's turned out to be.	0:59:34	0:59:36
I was so close this time! So close!	0:59:36	0:59:37
What's the matter, Dudley?	0:59:37	0:59:39
The waitress. I think she likes me.	0:59:39	0:59:41
Good.	0:59:41	0:59:43
No, it's not good.	0:59:43	0:59:44
She told me to meet her on the dance floor.	0:59:44	0:59:45
So? Go dance. So?	0:59:45	0:59:47
I can't go on the dance floor.	0:59:47	0:59:49
You know what I look like.	0:59:49	0:59:50
The music moves me, but it moves me ugly.	0:59:50	0:59:52
Well, do that -	0:59:52	0:59:54
Go do the sprinkler thing you did at my wedding.	0:59:54	0:59:55
BOBBY: Yeah, the sprinklers.	0:59:55	0:59:56
No. I can't do the sprinkler.	0:59:56	0:59:58
I've got to - I need to...	0:59:58	0:59:59
No.	1:00:00	1:00:02
Yes.	1:00:02	1:00:02
I said no.	1:00:02	1:00:04
Why don't we keep it simple?	1:00:04	1:00:05
Why don't we just, uh - we'll do the lindy.	1:00:05	1:00:08
All right.	1:00:08	1:00:09
I'll be the guy, you be the girl.	1:00:09	1:00:10
There we go.	1:00:10	1:00:11
And it's just - remember?	1:00:11	1:00:12
Yeah, right.	1:00:12	1:00:13
It's one and 2 and 3 and 4.	1:00:13	1:00:16
And turn her around, and start over again.	1:00:16	1:00:17
Ok. Do it two times, and...	1:00:17	1:00:19
Whatever you want.	1:00:19	1:00:20
I'll be the guy.	1:00:20	1:00:21
Be the guy. I'll be the girl.	1:00:21	1:00:22
You ready?	1:00:22	1:00:23
One and 2 and 3 and 4.	1:00:23	1:00:25
And one and 2 and 3 and 4.	1:00:25	1:00:28
And turn it around.	1:00:28	1:00:29
Oh, yeah! Now we're doing -	1:00:29	1:00:31
Oh, OK, that's enough. That's a good lesson.	1:00:31	1:00:33
No, wait. Is that it?	1:00:33	1:00:34
Yeah, that's enough.	1:00:34	1:00:35
It's just a pocket knife.	1:00:35	1:00:36
There she is.	1:00:38	1:00:39
You're ready. Go.	1:00:39	1:00:41
Yeah, let's do it.	1:00:41	1:00:42
I'm ready.	1:00:42	1:00:43
You're ready. Come on. Go.	1:00:43	1:00:44
SWING MUSIC PLAYING	1:00:44	1:00:46
SHE CHUCKLES	1:01:10	1:01:11
Yeah!	1:01:11	1:01:13
WAITRESS: Whoo!	1:01:18	1:01:19
Check it out.	1:01:19	1:01:21
Oh! Oh!	1:01:30	1:01:32
Whoa, whoa. Whoa.	1:01:32	1:01:34
DOUG AND WOODY: He's panicking.	1:01:37	1:01:38
Whoo-hoo! Oh, oh.	1:01:54	1:01:57
Hey, that's my phone.	1:02:06	1:02:09
Your minutes just expired.	1:02:09	1:02:11
Hey, hey. It's Murdock.	1:02:12	1:02:14
Tell me you found them.	1:02:14	1:02:16
We did. They're in Madrid.	1:02:16	1:02:18
Ah, ha ha! Good.	1:02:18	1:02:20
Good, good, good, good. I like Madrid.	1:02:20	1:02:22
The ground is soft enough to bury them in.	1:02:22	1:02:24
You want us to smack them around a little?	1:02:24	1:02:25
JACK: No. No, no, no. Listen to me.	1:02:25	1:02:27
You just make sure they stay there, OK,	1:02:27	1:02:29
but do not touch them.	1:02:29	1:02:30
They're mine.	1:02:30	1:02:32
I want to feel their bones break under my fist.	1:02:32	1:02:34
Sounds like a good beating, Jack.	1:02:34	1:02:35
We'll leave 'em for you, then.	1:02:35	1:02:37
Anyone else want some Wild Hog for breakfast?	1:02:38	1:02:42
ALL CHEERING	1:02:42	1:02:43
MAN: Yee-ha!	1:02:43	1:02:45
You expect me to pay for this piss-warm beer?	1:02:48	1:02:51
Here, you can have it back.	1:02:51	1:02:53
If we drank piss, we'd drink it cold!	1:02:57	1:02:59
What?!	1:03:01	1:03:02
Wait, guys, guys, guys, guys, look...	1:03:03	1:03:05
We don't drink piss!	1:03:05	1:03:07
DOUG: Hey, Woody, maybe it's time	1:03:10	1:03:13
to give these guys another one of your famous talks.	1:03:13	1:03:15
I think we just avoid them, guys, OK?	1:03:15	1:03:18
I've handled this legally. We should just go.	1:03:18	1:03:19
You know what? I'm talking to these assholes	1:03:19	1:03:20
this time, woody.	1:03:20	1:03:21
You shouldn't have to do it twice. WOODY: No.	1:03:21	1:03:23
You took care of them last time, and I just sat there.	1:03:23	1:03:25
This time, you know what? They want to see rage -	1:03:25	1:03:28
Bobby, Bobby - Whoa!	1:03:28	1:03:31
BOBBY: Hey, assholes.	1:03:31	1:03:33
Oh, you boys got a hell of a lot of trouble coming.	1:03:33	1:03:34
You know that, right?	1:03:34	1:03:36
Let me tell you again like my friend told	1:03:36	1:03:38
your stupid-ass, cracker-ass, inbred buddies.	1:03:38	1:03:41
Did he just say, "cracker"?	1:03:41	1:03:42
Cracker-ass. Oh, perfect.	1:03:42	1:03:44
You touch us, and we'll sue your ass so hard,	1:03:44	1:03:46
you'd be taking out a loan just to piss.	1:03:46	1:03:49
Now, if that ain't clear enough for you,	1:03:49	1:03:51
maybe this is. Splash, huh?	1:03:51	1:03:54
Got him. Did I get him, huh?	1:03:54	1:03:56
Splash, splash, splash. What you want to talk about?	1:03:56	1:03:58
Well, you crossed a little line right there.	1:03:58	1:03:59
Uh! No, no, no, no. It ain't worth it, man.	1:03:59	1:04:02
Jack will kill us if we touch them, so just -	1:04:02	1:04:04
Yeah. Break some of that up.	1:04:04	1:04:06
Got a little treat for you.	1:04:06	1:04:07
Huh? Break a little of that up.	1:04:07	1:04:09
Oh, no. Ooh. Oh, no.	1:04:09	1:04:12
Can you hear that? Can you hear that?	1:04:12	1:04:14
Uhhh! Uhhh!	1:04:14	1:04:18
That's not a discussion. No, that's a lawsuit.	1:04:18	1:04:21
Aw, look at that.	1:04:23	1:04:24
GROANS: What?!	1:04:24	1:04:27
That's gonna stain.	1:04:28	1:04:30
Ha! You boys look like you belong on a couple of hot dogs.	1:04:30	1:04:34
CHUCKLES: Now,	1:04:34	1:04:35
if there's any other Del Fuegos that need that message repeated,	1:04:35	1:04:40
you tell them that the Wild Hogs...	1:04:40	1:04:42
..are right here in Madrid, baby...	1:04:45	1:04:47
ready to explain it again.	1:04:47	1:04:49
You got that? THEY PANT	1:04:49	1:04:50
I said you got that?!	1:04:50	1:04:53
CRUNCHING, ALL WINCE	1:04:53	1:04:55
Sweet mother of mercy!	1:04:55	1:04:56
Huh?!	1:04:56	1:04:57
He don't want it. He don't want it. I'm hungry.	1:05:00	1:05:04
ALL CHEER	1:05:04	1:05:05
Beer, here! Wild Hogs, I gotta tell you,	1:05:11	1:05:14
you don't know how many broken windows	1:05:14	1:05:17
you guys saved this town.	1:05:17	1:05:18
Sheriff, it's the least we could do for our new friends here in Madrid.	1:05:18	1:05:22
Right, Bobby?	1:05:22	1:05:23
LAUGHING: Wild Hogs!	1:05:23	1:05:24
ALL: Wild Hogs!	1:05:24	1:05:26
That's some good work you did there, Bobby.	1:05:26	1:05:28
Hey, thank you, Sheriff.	1:05:28	1:05:29
Now look, you know, if you need something done,	1:05:29	1:05:31
just come to me. You know what I mean?	1:05:31	1:05:33
cos I will beat stuff down.	1:05:33	1:05:36
Let's say them peanuts are bothering you.	1:05:36	1:05:37
Huh? I don't want to hear it! I don't want to hear it!	1:05:37	1:05:40
What'd the Sheriff tell you?	1:05:40	1:05:41
What'd the townspeople tell you?	1:05:41	1:05:42
What the...	1:05:42	1:05:44
You know what I mean?	1:05:44	1:05:45
I ain't got no problem with it, Sheriff.	1:05:45	1:05:46
I ain't got no problem with it.	1:05:46	1:05:49
(SOFTLY): Yeah. Yeah. That's all right.	1:05:49	1:05:51
This is great, right, Woody?	1:05:51	1:05:54
Huh?	1:05:54	1:05:56
You all right?	1:05:56	1:05:58
HOARSELY: Yeah.	1:06:00	1:06:01
I'm gonna call Kelly.	1:06:02	1:06:04
Remind her just what kind of a stud she married.	1:06:04	1:06:06
All right. Yeah, you do that.	1:06:06	1:06:09
SOBBING SOFTLY	1:06:10	1:06:12
Hey, hey, Bobby! Next time, I handle those bozos, eh?	1:06:12	1:06:16
The wrath of Dudley!	1:06:16	1:06:17
Wild Hogs!	1:06:17	1:06:18
ALL: Wild Hogs!	1:06:18	1:06:21
WHISTLING AND CHEERING	1:06:21	1:06:22
Tequila on the Wild Hogs.	1:06:22	1:06:23
In New Mexico.	1:06:26	1:06:27
We actually slapped a bull.	1:06:27	1:06:29
Slapped it right on the ass.	1:06:29	1:06:30
Doug, you have no idea how turned on I am right now,	1:06:30	1:06:32
but please just be careful.	1:06:32	1:06:34
Yeah. We're like celebrities here. Well, Bobby is.	1:06:34	1:06:35
Man, I'll crush some cashews.	1:06:35	1:06:37
Macadamia nuts?	1:06:37	1:06:38
Oh, macadamia nut? I'd kick it out the park.	1:06:38	1:06:40
Hey! And guess who dropped by to say hello.	1:06:40	1:06:43
Karen. Yeah, I think she's feeling a little lonely.	1:06:43	1:06:45
Who's that?	1:06:45	1:06:46
Oh, it's Doug.	1:06:46	1:06:48
He says they're all having a great time on the road trip.	1:06:48	1:06:49
Kelly, don't tell her about the -	1:06:49	1:06:51
Road trip?!	1:06:51	1:06:53
Hey! Dudley, don't you want to come inside?	1:06:54	1:06:58
I'm fine.	1:06:58	1:06:59
I'm just gonna, um, sit out here for a little while,	1:06:59	1:07:01
I think.	1:07:01	1:07:03
OK. You OK?	1:07:03	1:07:04
I'm fine. I'm...uh...	1:07:04	1:07:08
No, the truth is I'm not OK.	1:07:11	1:07:12
The truth is I like you a lot, Maggie.	1:07:12	1:07:14
I'm liking you a lot, too.	1:07:17	1:07:19
See, that's what I was afraid of,	1:07:19	1:07:23
that you would like me without knowing,	1:07:23	1:07:26
without me telling you...	1:07:26	1:07:28
I'm not a cool biker, Maggie.	1:07:31	1:07:34
I'm not a cool anything.	1:07:34	1:07:36
I'm a computer programmer.	1:07:36	1:07:38
I'm just a geek.	1:07:38	1:07:41
I'm sorry if you thought	1:07:41	1:07:43
I was somebody that I'm not.	1:07:43	1:07:45
Hmm. You're not a geek.	1:07:51	1:07:55
You're a lot of fun.	1:07:58	1:08:00
Hmm.	1:08:00	1:08:01
And you're really honest.	1:08:03	1:08:06
And you're really sweet.	1:08:09	1:08:11
You're the kind of guy that's hard to find.	1:08:14	1:08:17
SHE CHUCKLES	1:08:25	1:08:26
Sorry. Try again. One more time.	1:08:26	1:08:29
BOBBY: Whoo! All gassed up, baby!	1:08:38	1:08:40
WOODY: All right. Let's get Dudley. Let's go!	1:08:40	1:08:41
Clive, what's up, baby? What you know? No good?	1:08:41	1:08:44
All right. OK, baby.	1:08:44	1:08:45
Wait a minute. We're going to high altitudes.	1:08:45	1:08:47
I think we should check our tire pressure.	1:08:47	1:08:48
Whoa. No, no, little buddy. We got to ride.	1:08:48	1:08:50
We got to get going, OK?	1:08:50	1:08:52
We got new experiences and new locations, right?	1:08:52	1:08:54
We can't leave, man.	1:08:54	1:08:55
I'm like the mayor of this town.	1:08:55	1:08:57
My people need me.	1:08:57	1:08:58
I said we're leaving!	1:08:58	1:09:00
Hey, guys.	1:09:00	1:09:02
We decided we want to have breakfast here.	1:09:02	1:09:03
WOODY: Come on! Hey, cowboy!	1:09:03	1:09:04
Let's saddle up, OK?	1:09:04	1:09:06
You're burning daylight. Let's go!	1:09:06	1:09:08
You got a problem with hanging around this town a few more minutes?	1:09:08	1:09:10
Do I look like I have a problem?!	1:09:10	1:09:12
Do I? Yes. Yeah.	1:09:12	1:09:13
There you go again saying the weirdest shit.	1:09:13	1:09:15
Del Fuegos! Hide the bikes! Quick!	1:09:27	1:09:29
DUDLEY: Why, why?	1:09:29	1:09:30
WOODY: Just do it! Trust me!	1:09:30	1:09:31
DUDLEY: What's wrong?	1:09:31	1:09:33
Why are we hiding?	1:09:33	1:09:34
Maggie: what's going on?	1:09:34	1:09:35
DUDLEY: I don't know.	1:09:35	1:09:37
Oh, God!	1:09:48	1:09:49
Hey! Why are we hiding?	1:09:49	1:09:50
You took care of this already, didn't you, Woody?	1:09:50	1:09:52
Not like you think, OK?	1:09:52	1:09:53
Well, what is it that I think?	1:09:53	1:09:56
I didn't really talk to them, OK?	1:09:56	1:09:58
You serious?	1:09:58	1:09:59
DOUG: I knew something was wrong.	1:09:59	1:10:01
Dudley, you're usually like, "I'm all stupid," you know.	1:10:01	1:10:03
This is not Dudley's fault!	1:10:03	1:10:04
"Take my bike and then give me a piece of junk, I'm happy."	1:10:04	1:10:06
And you guys are all, you know, "I'm scared.	1:10:06	1:10:07
"Let's get out of here. Whatever."	1:10:07	1:10:08
So it's our fault?	1:10:08	1:10:10
The Del Fuegos are all, like, "You're nothing," you know.	1:10:10	1:10:11
"We're real bikers."	1:10:11	1:10:12
This isn't about us! What did you do to them?	1:10:12	1:10:14
What did you do, Woody?	1:10:14	1:10:16
HE MUMBLES	1:10:16	1:10:20
I cut the gas lines of their bikes.	1:10:20	1:10:23
And then I...	1:10:23	1:10:25
What?	1:10:25	1:10:26
Maybe blew up their bar.	1:10:26	1:10:28
Oh! Ah, perfect!	1:10:28	1:10:29
DUDLEY: Oh, we're dead!	1:10:29	1:10:30
Oh, come on! Wait a minute! Wait a minute!	1:10:30	1:10:34
That means they're just here to kill us.	1:10:34	1:10:37
No sign of them, Jack.	1:10:42	1:10:44
HE GROWLS	1:10:45	1:10:47
Wild Hogs!	1:10:48	1:10:50
Come out, come out wherever you are!	1:10:50	1:10:53
I finally meet a girl, and now I'm gonna die.	1:10:53	1:10:55
So all the mustard and the ketchup	1:10:55	1:10:58
didn't help the situation, huh?	1:10:58	1:10:59
Ohh!	1:10:59	1:11:01
JACK: Oh, you don't want to come out?	1:11:01	1:11:03
We'll wait!	1:11:03	1:11:05
There's only one road out of this town!	1:11:05	1:11:08
We own it!	1:11:08	1:11:10
Me and my boys will be in this lovely little diner here!	1:11:10	1:11:13
Get out of here! Yes, sir.	1:11:13	1:11:16
The longer you keep us waiting, the worse	1:11:16	1:11:18
it's gonna get for the peaceful town of Madrid!	1:11:18	1:11:22
CHARLEY: Jack! I'm going to ask you not to.	1:11:26	1:11:30
What did you say, you little turd?	1:11:30	1:11:32
What did he say?	1:11:32	1:11:33
He called him a turd.	1:11:33	1:11:34
Let's go!	1:11:36	1:11:37
Enjoy.	1:11:37	1:11:40
OK, I made a mistake.	1:11:40	1:11:41
Woody, we could have just went home, man,	1:11:41	1:11:43
and been fine.	1:11:43	1:11:44
Yeah, well, you know, maybe I don't have a home.	1:11:44	1:11:46
Claudia left me.	1:11:46	1:11:49
Three months ago she left.	1:11:49	1:11:51
And then I fell apart.	1:11:51	1:11:52
I lost my clients, and then I lost my job.	1:11:52	1:11:55
Now I got to sell the house, and I got to sell the car.	1:11:55	1:11:58
Can't even get the lawn raked, you know.	1:11:58	1:12:00
And now I just got the bike and I got you guys.	1:12:00	1:12:01
That's all I got.	1:12:01	1:12:03
So this trip is all about you running away	1:12:03	1:12:06
from your miserable, screwed-up life?	1:12:06	1:12:08
And you screw up our lives? Asshole!	1:12:08	1:12:12
I'm sorry about your situation, Woody, but you're a lying asshole.	1:12:12	1:12:16
Which is like an asshole's asshole.	1:12:16	1:12:19
I thought that...	1:12:19	1:12:20
I thought that maybe being a Wild Hog meant something,	1:12:20	1:12:21
but clearly it doesn't. You don't care about me!	1:12:21	1:12:24
That's fine. I don't care.	1:12:24	1:12:25
It doesn't mean anything, Woody!	1:12:25	1:12:27
Remember, it's just a patch my wife made!	1:12:27	1:12:30
I think we should go somewhere to yell at each other	1:12:30	1:12:32
where there aren't people trying to kill us.	1:12:32	1:12:34
Hey, Maggie. Thanks for letting us hide out in your house.	1:12:39	1:12:43
CHARLEY: Yeah, thanks.	1:12:43	1:12:45
MAGGIE: It's kind of hard not to	1:12:45	1:12:47
when you're screaming and kicking down the door.	1:12:47	1:12:48
Hey. You OK?	1:12:48	1:12:51
Yeah.	1:12:51	1:12:53
Diner's the only thing I have.	1:12:53	1:12:55
If that gets destroyed, it's...	1:12:55	1:12:56
But you're safe.	1:12:58	1:13:00
You guys are safe.	1:13:00	1:13:01
Now, just stay put.	1:13:01	1:13:03
Nobody has to go out there and be a hero.	1:13:03	1:13:04
You got that right.	1:13:04	1:13:06
You guys aren't going out there?	1:13:06	1:13:08
You're the sheriff. Why don't you go out there?	1:13:08	1:13:09
CHARLEY: Like, sheriff of a town of 500 people.	1:13:09	1:13:13
I got my qualification from a course on the internet.	1:13:13	1:13:16
For arms training, they just told us to play Doom.	1:13:16	1:13:18
I say we just wait it out, they'll lose interest,	1:13:18	1:13:21
and they'll go.	1:13:21	1:13:22
MAGGIE: Yeah, I agree. Wait it out.	1:13:22	1:13:25
Hey. Where's Dudley?	1:13:25	1:13:29
Oh, Dudley. Don't do that.	1:13:36	1:13:38
All right, you Del Fuego -	1:13:42	1:13:44
Hey! Let's end this.	1:13:51	1:13:56
At least one of you came out to face the music.	1:13:56	1:13:59
Very brave but stupid.	1:13:59	1:14:02
I didn't come to face any music.	1:14:02	1:14:05
I came here to stop you fellas from hurting this diner,	1:14:05	1:14:08
which the love of my life just happens to own.	1:14:08	1:14:11
So if it's got to get ugly, I'll give you ugly.	1:14:11	1:14:17
CRASH	1:14:17	1:14:18
LAUGHTER	1:14:18	1:14:20
It slipped out of my glove.	1:14:23	1:14:26
Heh. Hey!	1:14:26	1:14:27
Is it OK if I tell people you guys did that?	1:14:27	1:14:28
I should be getting back. It's late.	1:14:28	1:14:30
The guys are gonna be worrying.	1:14:30	1:14:32
We'll talk later.	1:14:32	1:14:34
Man: Good idea.	1:14:34	1:14:35
WOODY: Guys! Guys!	1:14:35	1:14:36
No, no. You don't get to hide out in here with us.	1:14:36	1:14:39
You get to hide outside with those crazy people	1:14:39	1:14:40
that want to kill us.	1:14:40	1:14:41
They got Dudley.	1:14:41	1:14:43
Look out the window.	1:14:43	1:14:44
What?	1:14:44	1:14:45
JACK: All right. This is what's gonna happen, Wild Hogs!	1:14:45	1:14:48
You're gonna pay a disobedience fee of 10,000,	1:14:48	1:14:52
plus another 40,000 to rebuild the bar!	1:14:52	1:14:55
And if you want to see your friend alive again,	1:14:55	1:14:58
do not call the cops!	1:14:58	1:15:00
If you're not here in a half an hour to settle this,	1:15:00	1:15:03
I'm gonna take the fine out on your friend's legs!	1:15:03	1:15:06
I'm gonna break 'em with this tire iron!	1:15:06	1:15:08
DUDLEY: Don't bring the money!	1:15:08	1:15:11
I'm a computer programmer!	1:15:11	1:15:12
I don't need my legs!	1:15:12	1:15:14
Fine! I'll break his hands!	1:15:14	1:15:17
DEL FUEGOS: Yeah!	1:15:17	1:15:18
DUDLEY: Damn it. Bring the money! Definitely!	1:15:18	1:15:21
Definitely bring money!	1:15:21	1:15:23
Get him out of here!	1:15:23	1:15:24
DUDLEY: Now! We need money!	1:15:24	1:15:26
Dudley went to save the diner, now they're gonna break his hands.	1:15:27	1:15:31
No, they're not. We're gonna... We're gonna get him back.	1:15:31	1:15:34
I've called the highway patrol. Gonna be here in two hours.	1:15:34	1:15:37
Hey, man. They said no cops, or else they gonna take it out on Dudley.	1:15:37	1:15:41
We don't wanna piss 'em off until we get him out of their hands.	1:15:41	1:15:44
You know, he's not exactly in their hands now, OK?	1:15:44	1:15:46
Why not? He was sitting right...	1:15:46	1:15:48
What the...?	1:15:48	1:15:49
Get me down!	1:15:49	1:15:51
ALL LAUGHING	1:15:51	1:15:53
Why? You look good up there!	1:15:53	1:15:54
You look like a pinata with red hair!	1:15:54	1:15:57
ALL LAUGHING	1:15:57	1:15:58
I think... I think I'm gonna keep you up there till your buddies come!	1:15:58	1:16:01
And then if they don't, I'm gonna bust you open	1:16:01	1:16:04
and we're gonna see what falls out! Ha!	1:16:04	1:16:06
DUDLEY: Bobby! Woody! Doug!	1:16:06	1:16:10
What are we gonna do?	1:16:10	1:16:11
I don't know.	1:16:11	1:16:12
Well, I know what I'm gonna do.	1:16:12	1:16:14
I'm gonna go get him.	1:16:14	1:16:15
There you go talking crazy again.	1:16:15	1:16:17
They will kill you.	1:16:17	1:16:18
I'm not talking crazy.	1:16:18	1:16:19
I have three people left in my life that I care about,	1:16:19	1:16:23
and I let you guys down.	1:16:23	1:16:24
Nah. I'd rather go out there and make it go right	1:16:24	1:16:27
and die doing it	1:16:27	1:16:28
than be the asshole that screwed everything up.	1:16:28	1:16:30
Hey, hey, Woody. Woody, where you going?	1:16:30	1:16:33
Woody!	1:16:38	1:16:40
Don't you know hogs run in packs, baby?	1:16:42	1:16:44
We're still Wild Hogs?	1:16:47	1:16:49
Wild Hogs, man.	1:16:49	1:16:51
Wild Hogs.	1:16:51	1:16:52
All right. Here's how it's got to go.	1:16:52	1:16:54
I got to get up to 30 miles an hour in that short distance.	1:16:54	1:16:56
It's only duct tape holding that rope on there.	1:16:56	1:16:58
I'll get him by the trunk, and I'll grab him, and I'll save Dudley.	1:16:58	1:17:00
You'll need a distraction.	1:17:00	1:17:01
Together, guys.	1:17:01	1:17:03
Together we can do this. I'm ready. I'm ready.	1:17:03	1:17:05
I'm ready.	1:17:05	1:17:07
What? What's wrong?	1:17:07	1:17:09
It's gonna sound kind of stupid.	1:17:09	1:17:10
What?	1:17:10	1:17:12
Before I go in, I need one of you to yell,	1:17:12	1:17:13
"It's the Golden Knight!"	1:17:13	1:17:15
You know, it helps me get in the mood.	1:17:15	1:17:16
Yeah, baby!	1:17:16	1:17:18
It helps motivate me.	1:17:18	1:17:19
He's back!	1:17:19	1:17:21
LAUGHING: It's the Golden Knight.	1:17:21	1:17:24
With gusto, though.	1:17:24	1:17:26
Now?	1:17:34	1:17:35
Now.	1:17:35	1:17:37
Holy crap, it's the Golden Knight!	1:17:37	1:17:38
Clear 'em out, boys! Clear 'em out!	1:17:47	1:17:49
Del Fuegos, come out and play, baby!	1:17:49	1:17:52
All day, baby! All day!	1:17:52	1:17:55
35, 35. Exactly 35!	1:17:55	1:17:57
Wild Hogs, baby!	1:18:00	1:18:01
Wild Hogs!	1:18:01	1:18:02
Hey, guys, slow down. You're gonna get...	1:18:04	1:18:07
Oh, no, no, no...	1:18:07	1:18:08
Ooh! Ooh!	1:18:08	1:18:11
Dud-dud-Dudley!	1:18:11	1:18:12
LAUGHTER	1:18:12	1:18:14
DOUG: All right. I got you, Dudley. I got you.	1:18:14	1:18:17
You having fun?	1:18:17	1:18:18
That was amazing!	1:18:18	1:18:20
The tape was supposed to break!	1:18:20	1:18:23
Oh...	1:18:23	1:18:24
LAUGHTER	1:18:24	1:18:26
There it goes.	1:18:26	1:18:27
BOBBY: Is there a problem?	1:18:27	1:18:29
Come on.	1:18:29	1:18:31
You burned down Damien's bar, you pull this little circus act	1:18:31	1:18:34
out here. Now you're gonna see what it's like	1:18:34	1:18:36
when you mess with us.	1:18:36	1:18:38
MAN: That's right.	1:18:38	1:18:39
Burn down the diner!	1:18:39	1:18:40
No, look, we can come up with the money.	1:18:40	1:18:42
I got a little bit in my savings.	1:18:42	1:18:44
WOODY: It was my fault. I did it. I did it!	1:18:44	1:18:46
I cut the fuel lines. Let me deal with it.	1:18:46	1:18:49
Let these guys go.	1:18:49	1:18:50
No! We're not gonna pay any money,	1:18:50	1:18:52
and we're not calling the cops.	1:18:52	1:18:54
We're gonna stand here and fight.	1:18:54	1:18:57
LAUGHTER	1:18:57	1:18:59
You don't want our money.	1:18:59	1:19:01
What do you need money for? You're free.	1:19:01	1:19:02
You know, you're just here to get what you get from the townspeople	1:19:02	1:19:05
all the time, fear, because you're scary people.	1:19:05	1:19:08
People will do anything to stay safe,	1:19:08	1:19:09
including give up the biggest part of their lives, their adventure.	1:19:09	1:19:12
I say let's have a little adventure, huh?	1:19:12	1:19:13
Let's fight. Let's dance, huh?	1:19:13	1:19:16
Let's do it!	1:19:16	1:19:17
Enough's enough.	1:19:17	1:19:18
Let's kick some Del Taco ass.	1:19:18	1:19:19
Wait, wait, wait.	1:19:19	1:19:21
Do either of you guys have a knife or scissors?	1:19:21	1:19:23
A nail clipper?	1:19:23	1:19:24
All right. So how do we do this?	1:19:24	1:19:26
Like high school?	1:19:26	1:19:28
A little circle, huh?	1:19:28	1:19:29
Murdock, Red, Tiny. Four on four.	1:19:29	1:19:32
Uh!	1:19:32	1:19:33
Body or face, pretty boy?	1:19:33	1:19:35
Not the face.	1:19:35	1:19:37
Get out!	1:19:43	1:19:44
I'll take him.	1:19:49	1:19:51
DUDLEY: Thank you!	1:19:51	1:19:52
Hyah! Hyah!	1:19:53	1:19:56
BIKER YELLING	1:19:56	1:19:58
Trade back!	1:20:02	1:20:04
Trade back. Got it.	1:20:04	1:20:05
My god. It's not really fair, you know.	1:20:05	1:20:06
I'm kind of tied up.	1:20:06	1:20:08
You ever see a hook off the jab? Huh? Bring it!	1:20:11	1:20:13
Hyah!	1:20:13	1:20:15
Uh!	1:20:20	1:20:21
Let's have a little fun, baby.	1:20:21	1:20:22
Whew. Let's play.	1:20:22	1:20:23
Golden glove, baby.	1:20:23	1:20:26
Ow! Ow! Gah...	1:20:30	1:20:32
You hit my helmet. Are you OK, man? You hurt your hand?	1:20:32	1:20:34
That actually really hurt.	1:20:34	1:20:36
DUDLEY: Whoa!	1:20:36	1:20:38
Good shot!	1:20:41	1:20:42
Get off!	1:20:42	1:20:44
Uh-oh, no, no, no. Don't...	1:20:44	1:20:47
WOODY: Throw sand! What?	1:20:47	1:20:48
Throw sand! Yeah.	1:20:48	1:20:52
I didn't mean to aim there...	1:20:52	1:20:53
Whoo-hoo!	1:20:55	1:20:57
Nice...	1:20:57	1:20:58
Ha ha!	1:20:58	1:20:59
Damn! I done knocked out my boy!	1:21:03	1:21:06
Come on. You all right?	1:21:06	1:21:09
Oof.	1:21:09	1:21:10
Well, that was easy.	1:21:17	1:21:19
Come on.	1:21:20	1:21:22
Burn down the diner!	1:21:22	1:21:23
ALL: Yeah!	1:21:23	1:21:25
Come on!	1:21:25	1:21:27
Oh, good. You want some more?	1:21:27	1:21:28
Yeah, I got nothing to lose.	1:21:28	1:21:29
I got no wife, no job, no house.	1:21:29	1:21:33
I got my friends, though.	1:21:33	1:21:34
I got them till the end.	1:21:34	1:21:36
That's great!	1:21:38	1:21:40
DOUG: You know what's so stupid about this?	1:21:40	1:21:42
We wanted to be like you guys, you know.	1:21:42	1:21:44
Because what I see here is just a bunch of grown men	1:21:44	1:21:46
whose biggest decision in life is,	1:21:46	1:21:48
"uh, sleeveless or, uh... sleeveless?"	1:21:48	1:21:50
"Do I shit behind the rock, or over there by that bush?"	1:21:50	1:21:53
Grown men. This is pathetic.	1:21:53	1:21:56
You go ahead and kick our ass, OK?	1:21:56	1:21:57
Because we're not the posers. You guys are the posers.	1:21:57	1:22:00
Ow!	1:22:00	1:22:01
LAUGHTER	1:22:01	1:22:03
Hey! Do yourselves a favour and stay down.	1:22:03	1:22:07
25 years of being yelled at.	1:22:07	1:22:10
Man, I ain't taking this...	1:22:10	1:22:11
LAUGHTER	1:22:11	1:22:14
And I got a girlfriend.	1:22:14	1:22:16
Punch that out of me, bitches.	1:22:16	1:22:18
Ooh. Are we doing this?	1:22:25	1:22:27
Let's do it.	1:22:31	1:22:32
Come on.	1:22:32	1:22:34
Come on.	1:22:38	1:22:40
Come on.	1:22:40	1:22:41
You're kidding me, right?	1:22:49	1:22:51
What's wrong with you guys?	1:22:53	1:22:55
JACK: All right! You want to keep going?	1:22:57	1:23:00
CHARLEY: I don't think so.	1:23:00	1:23:02
You're done, Jack.	1:23:02	1:23:03
You Del Fuegos, you are done!	1:23:03	1:23:08
And we want you out of our town now.	1:23:08	1:23:10
And who's "we"?	1:23:10	1:23:11
All of us.	1:23:11	1:23:12
Ha ha!	1:23:12	1:23:14
THEY LAUGH	1:23:14	1:23:16
If four people can stand up to a gang of bikers,	1:23:16	1:23:19
I guess we can, too!	1:23:19	1:23:21
Well, we'll fight you and the Children of the Corn, too.	1:23:21	1:23:24
cos the Del Fuegos don't back down!	1:23:24	1:23:26
This is our highway.	1:23:26	1:23:29
And we're gonna defend our highway.	1:23:29	1:23:31
Wrong, Jack.	1:23:31	1:23:33
It's my highway.	1:23:34	1:23:36
Blade.	1:23:36	1:23:38
Hi, Maggie.	1:23:38	1:23:40
Hmm. The bar burned down.	1:23:41	1:23:45
Yeah. These posers, these 4 posers right here.	1:23:45	1:23:49
Four guys stand off 50 bikers...	1:23:49	1:23:54
And they're the posers?	1:23:54	1:23:56
Yeah. They burnt down the bar that you built.	1:23:56	1:23:58
It was a shithole.	1:23:58	1:23:59
I insured it for twice what it was worth.	1:23:59	1:24:02
The guys did me a favour.	1:24:02	1:24:04
We were just following the code that you wrote.	1:24:04	1:24:06
Why do you think I don't wear the colours, Jack?	1:24:06	1:24:08
Why do you think I ride alone?	1:24:08	1:24:10
Cos you don't know about it anymore.	1:24:10	1:24:12
But I think you all ought to get back on your bikes	1:24:12	1:24:14
and go out and ride on the highway	1:24:14	1:24:16
until you remember what riding's all about.	1:24:16	1:24:18
Let it go, Jack.	1:24:19	1:24:21
OK, Pop.	1:24:33	1:24:35
He takes after his mom.	1:24:36	1:24:38
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE	1:24:38	1:24:40
Whew.	1:24:47	1:24:48
Man, that was, like, level 12 of Doom.	1:24:48	1:24:51
The posers.	1:24:51	1:24:54
What do you guys call yourselves?	1:24:54	1:24:56
I'm Woody. I'm Bobby.	1:24:56	1:24:57
I'm Doug.	1:24:57	1:24:58
No, no, no. You all riding together? What do you...	1:24:58	1:25:00
Hogs!	1:25:00	1:25:01
Wild Hogs. Wild Hogs.	1:25:01	1:25:02
Wild - Hey, Wild Hogs.	1:25:02	1:25:04
Well, Wild Hogs, ride hard or stay home.	1:25:04	1:25:08
Yeah.	1:25:08	1:25:10
Oh, and, guys, lose the watches.	1:25:10	1:25:12
ALL CHUCKLE	1:25:12	1:25:15
Freedom, baby.	1:25:15	1:25:16
We did it, babe. We did it.	1:25:16	1:25:18
All day. All day.	1:25:18	1:25:20
Hey! Hey! The Wild Hogs -	1:25:20	1:25:22
the saga continues!	1:25:22	1:25:23
CHEERING	1:25:23	1:25:25
What the hell?	1:25:38	1:25:39
What in the world is going on around here?	1:25:39	1:25:42
Plumbing conference?	1:25:42	1:25:45
Have you lost your mind? Shut up, Doug!	1:25:45	1:25:48
Bobby, who are these people, and where are we at?	1:25:48	1:25:52
Well, obviously, I'm not at	1:25:52	1:25:53
a plumbing conference in Cleveland, baby.	1:25:53	1:25:55
Oh, really?	1:25:55	1:25:56
Baby, I've been fighting bikers all day,	1:25:56	1:25:58
this little Chinese dude bust my nose.	1:25:58	1:26:00
I've been slapping bulls.	1:26:00	1:26:02
Bobby, I don't give a damn about you fighting no bulls!	1:26:02	1:26:06
Now, I want you to get your ass in that van	1:26:06	1:26:08
because we are going home.	1:26:08	1:26:09
I cannot believe that you would deceive me like this!	1:26:09	1:26:11
Karen...	1:26:11	1:26:13
No, Bobby, I want an expla... Karen!	1:26:13	1:26:15
Slow your roll.	1:26:15	1:26:17
Look, baby, I love you, OK?	1:26:17	1:26:20
But I'm tired of being talked at.	1:26:20	1:26:22
I don't talk at you, Bobby! Bobby -	1:26:22	1:26:24
Karen, look at what you're doing now.	1:26:24	1:26:26
Come on. You feel me?	1:26:26	1:26:28
OK, baby, all right, all right. I feel you.	1:26:28	1:26:31
Right now I just need you to show me some love.	1:26:31	1:26:33
Just a little bit of love.	1:26:33	1:26:35
Mwah...	1:26:37	1:26:39
That's scrumptious.	1:26:42	1:26:43
You seriously got in a fight with bikers?	1:26:43	1:26:45
Yeah. A whole bunch of 'em.	1:26:45	1:26:46
We chased 'em out of town! There was 50 of them.	1:26:46	1:26:48
It was something.	1:26:48	1:26:50
I got to tell the guys about this.	1:26:50	1:26:51
That is awesome!	1:26:51	1:26:52
I'll be right back, OK?	1:26:52	1:26:54
Doug, are you sure you're OK?	1:26:54	1:26:57
Ow, ow, ow...	1:26:57	1:26:58
Oh, your ribs, your ribs.	1:26:58	1:26:59
No, no. You're standing on my foot!	1:26:59	1:27:00
Oh, sorry!	1:27:00	1:27:01
So I'll see you when I get back? Mm-hmm.	1:27:01	1:27:04
I love you.	1:27:05	1:27:06
I love you, too, baby.	1:27:06	1:27:07
All right.	1:27:07	1:27:09
Get a room, baby.	1:27:14	1:27:16
Can we? Do we have time?	1:27:16	1:27:19
When are you coming back through?	1:27:19	1:27:21
A biker never knows.	1:27:21	1:27:22
Maybe a week. Maybe a month.	1:27:22	1:27:26
Six days, ten hours, 27 minutes, give or take 6 minutes	1:27:26	1:27:31
for wind resistance.	1:27:31	1:27:32
Well, I sure do wish you guys would stick around.	1:27:36	1:27:39
We got some riding to do, Sheriff, but thanks anyway.	1:27:39	1:27:41
Well, I'll just say it. You fellas were a blessing	1:27:41	1:27:44
to this place.	1:27:44	1:27:46
I mean, I'm not gonna get all emotional like old hamburger head	1:27:46	1:27:48
over here always...	1:27:48	1:27:50
What did you just call me?	1:27:51	1:27:54
Uh, see, when we walked up, you were on my...	1:27:54	1:27:56
You son of a bitch!	1:27:56	1:28:00
Come on, Buck. I swear.	1:28:00	1:28:01
That's the first time!	1:28:01	1:28:02
I don't want to hear it!	1:28:02	1:28:04
Well, honestly, you can't.	1:28:04	1:28:05
I heard that.	1:28:05	1:28:06
Ready to ride, guys?	1:28:06	1:28:08
Ready to ride, baby.	1:28:08	1:28:09
Let's see what the west coast has to offer.	1:28:09	1:28:11
Think there'll be any trouble along the way?	1:28:11	1:28:13
Oh, I hope so.	1:28:13	1:28:16
Yeah, I like the way you think.	1:28:16	1:28:18
I like the way you think.	1:28:18	1:28:19
# The midnight rider... #	1:28:19	1:28:23
Go ahead.	1:28:23	1:28:24
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE	1:28:24	1:28:25
ALL: Oooh!	1:28:29	1:28:31
I'm OK! I just hurt my face!	1:28:36	1:28:38
ALL CHEER	1:28:38	1:28:40
# I love the colourful clothes she wears	1:28:40	1:28:45
# And she's already workin' on my brain	1:28:45	1:28:49
# Ah	1:28:50	1:28:52
# I only looked in her eyes	1:28:52	1:28:56
# But I think of something	1:28:56	1:28:58
# I just can't explain	1:28:58	1:29:02
# And I'm pickin' up	1:29:02	1:29:03
# I'm pickin' up good vibrations	1:29:03	1:29:06
# She's giving me the excitations	1:29:06	1:29:09
# Oom, bop, bop	1:29:09	1:29:10
# I'm pickin' up good vibrations	1:29:10	1:29:11
# Good vibrations	1:29:11	1:29:13
-# She's giving me the excitations -Excitations	1:29:13	1:29:14
# Good, good, good, good vibrations...	1:29:14	1:29:18
# She's giving me the excitations	1:29:18	1:29:20
# Excitations	1:29:20	1:29:21
# I'm picking up good vibrations	1:29:21	1:29:25
# She's giving me the excitations	1:29:25	1:29:26
# Excitations	1:29:26	1:29:27
# Ah... #	1:29:27	1:29:28
WOODY: Wow.	1:29:28	1:29:31
DOUG: Hey, hey! We did it!	1:29:31	1:29:33
BOBBY: Whoo-hoo! You believe this?	1:29:33	1:29:36
# And I'm pickin' up... #	1:29:38	1:29:40
DOUG: Hello!	1:29:40	1:29:42
BOBBY: Oh, my goodness.	1:29:42	1:29:43
DUDLEY: Whoa. Oh, no.	1:29:43	1:29:45
Whoa. Aah.	1:29:45	1:29:47
Oh, no. Whoa.	1:29:47	1:29:51
Sorry, sorry.	1:29:51	1:29:53
2,000 miles, but I finally got it.	1:29:53	1:29:55
BOBBY: About time, rookie!	1:29:55	1:29:57
# Excitations	1:29:57	1:29:58
# Good, good, good... #	1:29:58	1:29:59
A lot of distractions.	1:29:59	1:30:01
California, baby!	1:30:01	1:30:03
HE CHUCKLES	1:30:08	1:30:10
# This is happening to me	1:30:19	1:30:22
Welcome back to Extreme Makeover: Home Edition.	1:30:22	1:30:24
Now, we've met some incredible families,	1:30:24	1:30:26
but this could be the saddest story we've...	1:30:26	1:30:28
we've ever seen.	1:30:28	1:30:30
This family has lost everything.	1:30:30	1:30:32
They've lost their home, they've lost their history,	1:30:32	1:30:35
they've lost their heritage.	1:30:35	1:30:36
But this week, we've done something about that.	1:30:36	1:30:39
So let's welcome back...	1:30:39	1:30:41
the Del Fuego family!	1:30:41	1:30:42
CROWD CHEERS	1:30:42	1:30:44
Well, Jack, two months ago, man,	1:30:48	1:30:50
you lost the only home you ever knew.	1:30:50	1:30:51
All: Aw.	1:30:51	1:30:53
But thanks to a phone call from your friends,	1:30:53	1:30:54
the Wild Hogs, we built you a new one.	1:30:54	1:30:56
DUDLEY: That's so great. He didn't have to mention us.	1:30:56	1:30:58
That's...aw.	1:30:58	1:31:00
HOST: So you guys know what to say? Say it with me!	1:31:00	1:31:03
ALL: Bus driver, move that bus!	1:31:03	1:31:06
CHEERING	1:31:06	1:31:08
Wow! Wow!	1:31:10	1:31:11
CHEERING CONTINUES	1:31:11	1:31:13
HOST: You know, usually we have	1:31:21	1:31:22
some pretty emotional reactions, but, uh,	1:31:22	1:31:23
Jack, you know, wow.	1:31:23	1:31:26
I'm not sure what was going on with Jack.	1:31:26	1:31:30
Aw.	1:31:30	1:31:32
Thanks to our friends at Sears, and Local Breweries,	1:31:32	1:31:34
who provided state-of-the-art taps	1:31:34	1:31:35
and a year's supply of free beer!	1:31:35	1:31:38
DEL FUEGOS CHEER	1:31:38	1:31:41
Oh, my God! That is so cool! That is so cool!	1:31:41	1:31:46
Cool as a parking lot made out of real leather?	1:31:46	1:31:49
Oh! That is so rad! That is so BLEEP rad!	1:31:49	1:31:53
Ha ha!	1:31:53	1:31:55
The bar was my home.	1:31:56	1:31:58
When it went down, I felt...	1:31:58	1:32:01
homeless.	1:32:01	1:32:03
Go check out your new home!	1:32:05	1:32:07
CHEERING	1:32:07	1:32:09
Here's the thing, you're talking about a bunch of guys	1:32:13	1:32:15
who grew up in broken homes.	1:32:15	1:32:16
They didn't really have a home and now they've got one.	1:32:16	1:32:20
Thank you!	1:32:20	1:32:22
HE SIGHS	1:32:24	1:32:25
ALL: We love our bar. Thanks, America!	1:32:27	1:32:30
CHEERING	1:32:30	1:32:32
ALL: Wild Hogs!	1:32:32	1:32:34
# I finally found my way	1:32:34	1:32:38
# Say good-bye to yesterday	1:32:38	1:32:42
# Hit the gas, there ain't no brakes	1:32:42	1:32:45
# On this lost highway	1:32:45	1:32:48
# Yeah, I'm busting loose, I'm letting go	1:32:48	1:32:53
# Out on this open road	1:32:53	1:32:57
# It's Independence Day	1:32:57	1:33:00
# On this lost highway	1:33:00	1:33:03
# Hey, hey!	1:33:03	1:33:05
# Hey, hey!	1:33:07	1:33:09
# I don't know where I'm going	1:33:11	1:33:15
# But I know where I've been	1:33:15	1:33:18
I'm afraid of going back again... #	1:33:18	1:33:23
# So I drive	1:33:25	1:33:29
# Years and miles are flying by... #	1:33:29	1:33:32

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