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-# Jingle all the way

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-# Oh what fun it is to ride

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-# To town and drink all day #

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-Hey!

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-Good one!

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-Mam?

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-Mam?

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-How will we get it done?

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-The cake, the lunch, the wrapping

-and the Christmas Eve service.

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-Mam? Mam? Mam!

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-Mam? Mam? Mam!

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-Gruff will be home soon.

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-When did he leave Llangefni?

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-When did he leave Llangefni?

-

-He said he'd leave at 8 o'clock.

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-But... new girlfriend.

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-She sounds lovely. It's nice

-they're on the same course.

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-Yes, but I dread

-having two trainee lawyers here.

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-They'll charge by the sentence!

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-Mam!

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-Mam!

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-What, Ffion?

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-My God, OK! Chill out!

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-What do you want?

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-What's to eat?

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-Do you think we have time

-to make lunch, Ffion?

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-Why don't you stop fiddling

-with that blasted phone and help us?

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-Boy Wonder

-is coming home from college...

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-..so Christmas is on hold

-for poor old me?

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-Gruff can't wait to come home.

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-I don't care.

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-Alrigh', Ffi?

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-Alrigh', Ffi?

-

-Alrigh', Jools?

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-What are you wearing

-for the 2 for 1 Christmas Bonanza?

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-I'm wearing a black top,

-skinny jeans and black heels.

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-Fit! I'm wearing my blue dress

-but I've got to self-tan.

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-Majorly annoying.

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-Majorly annoying.

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-But it's so worth it, babe.

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-Ffion, you should decide what you'll

-read in the Christmas Eve service...

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-..not paint yourself like a satsuma.

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-Mam, your stressing

-is stressing me out!

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-It's only

-the Christmas chapel thing.

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-Anyway, I've got a choice

-of Nadolig Y Beirdd...

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-..or Gwyn Thomas,

-who's mad about Christmas...

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-..or Dafydd ap Gwilym, which isn't

-Christmassy but it's lush.

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-Or a depressing bit

-of Un Nos Ola Leuad...

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-..to remind us of the true meaning

-of Christmas, so stop stressing!

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-We had a lovely evening, Veloria.

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-We went to Carys and Geth's house

-to help them put the trimmings up.

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-The little ones are so excited!

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-Rob and I did the tree...

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-..and Carys wrapped the presents

-and did her cards.

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-Christmas

-is a lovely time of the year...

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-..but, especially with little ones,

-it can be really stressful.

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-Oh, I know, Pam.

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-Don't talk to me about stress.

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-That's why I need help to decorate,

-especially with my...

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-..you-know-what.

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-One of Geoff's contacts

-is an interior landscapist.

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-The company's called

-Graham Greentrees.

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-He came here the other night...

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-..with Christmas trees for the

-lounge, the hall, the dining room...

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-..and the galleried landing.

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-Each room has a different theme.

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-While he was decorating,

-Geoff and I went off for a break.

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-We went to New York.

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-It was lovely!

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-It took the stress out of Christmas.

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-When I came home,

-I said to Graham Greentrees...

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-.."Do you know what I would love?"

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-"A Rockefeller Plaza-themed

-Christmas tree for next year."

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-Because I ordered so early,

-he'll give me 200 off next year!

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-That means

-I'll only spend 800 on the tree...

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-..which leaves

-200 to spend on bubbly!

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-Happy Holiday!

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-Our series

-about Val and Jo Jo Eastman...

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-..who have moved

-to Mid Wales continues.

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-While we celebrate Christmas in a

-way we consider to be traditional...

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-..the immigrants celebrate

-in their own special way.

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-When Jo Jo and I

-moved to Mid Wales...

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-..we stopped celebrating

-the materialistic Christmas.

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-We choose instead to celebrate

-the winter solstice...

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-..Geola or Yule.

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-Every year,

-we worship our tree - Aelonwy.

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-Why do you have to be so ****ing

-awkward, you ****ing plank?

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-Cameron Jenkins,

-it's been a successful evening.

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-How did you feel

-when you got the news?

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-Obviously, it's good

-to get a call-up from the big man.

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-From Santa. From Clausie.

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-It's always good to get the

-opportunity to put the red back on.

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-DOORBELL

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-Merry Christmas, Bernice!

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-I hope the advocaat doesn't give you

-that nasty rash again.

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-Her sister came here last week

-in a panic.

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-She was looking for something

-to crack her nuts.

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-We've got a boxful of nutcrackers

-in stock since 1962.

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-I know that.

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-But her husband knows his stuff.

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-He went to the Amazon.

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-After a week, he sent her something

-and it arrived in a box.

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-You won't believe what it was!

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-It wasn't a nutcracker,

-I can tell you!

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-What was it then?

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-You know.

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-A hammer?

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-A hammer?

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-No.

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-Pliers?

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-Pliers?

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-No.

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-A sledgehammer?

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-A sledgehammer?

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-No.

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-I remember!

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-A high luminosity

-Large Hadron Collider.

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-She only wanted

-to shell her macadamias!

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-Hi, gang!

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-Here he is!

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-Our begotten son is home!

-Hallelujah and all that.

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-See you later, babes.

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-See you later, babes.

-

-No, no, no!

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-Hello, Ffi!

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-Hello, Ffi!

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-Alrigh'?

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-When can we meet your girlfriend?

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-Glain is welcome any time.

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-After Christmas. She's gorgeous.

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-Is the kettle on? I'm parched.

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-Why are you talking

-like something out of Te Yn Y Grug?

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-Your Northwalian bird

-has rubbed off on you in many ways!

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-Ffion!

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-Ffion!

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-What? God...!

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-Do you have a big night planned?

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-If you stop speaking

-in that stupid accent.

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-Students are so stupid.

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-Shut up!

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-Do you know what flavour these are?

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-Do you know what flavour these are?

-

-No.

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-Turkey and stuffing.

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-It's a shame

-they don't make brie and cranberry.

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-It's a shame they don't make

-cheese and onion-flavoured turkey.

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-How are you, folks?

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-Merry Christmas to you all.

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-As a special Christmas treat...

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-..I had one of my successful

-online courses for you.

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-I came here today to film the

-first episode of my new course...

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-..which offers advice and guidance

-to fledgling choral conductors.

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-It should also prove invaluable

-to certain experienced conductors!

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-Get the best out of your baton

-with Higher Choir.

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-What a superb title!

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-My friends, Esyllt Rhyd Rhychiog

-and Gwenan Bonc...

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-..bought an utterly superb present

-for me this year.

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-It makes a change!

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-They usually give me a tatty vase

-or some cheap anti-wrinkle cream.

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-They've arranged it for me to rub

-shoulders with fellow conductors...

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-..so I can steal... no, I mean

-compare notes with them...

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-..at an event called Choir Desire.

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-That's another smashing title

-isn't it, folks?

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-It's happening tomorrow

-and I must attend the event.

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-I'll go there on your behalf,

-dear viewers.

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-I'll enrich my experience...

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-..so that I, in turn,

-can expand your musical horizons.

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-The only drawback

-is it's taking place in Cardiff.

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-It's no surprise.

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-They get everything there.

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-Last year,

-I had mince pie-flavoured crips.

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-I had partridge

-in a pear tree flavour.

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-I don't think I've seen a macadamia

-with its shell still on it.

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-That means the high luminosity

-Large Hadron Collider must work.

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-Well, we'll have to stock them

-if they know their stuff.

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-If you want to see how I get on...

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-..click on my link.

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-Cheerio, folks!

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-# Lights, holly, snow and tinsel

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-# A star twinkling brightly

-on the tree

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-# Presents there waiting

-for Santa and his crew

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-# He whizzed through the universe

-and gave them to everyone

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-# Little eyes refuse to go to sleep

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-# Ah-ah-ah!

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-# Bells jingling

-through the clear sky

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-# Christmas Day

-is getting ever closer

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-# There's magic across the land

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-# There's excitement

-everywhere tonight

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-# Countless faces

-are staring at the stars

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-# After such a long wait,

-being so near yet so far

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-# The wait is nearly over

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-# Ah!

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-# Somewhere in the distance,

-the sound of jingling

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-# Will he really be here very soon?

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-# Yes, Christmas Day

-is getting ever closer

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-# And there's magic

-across the land

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-# There's excitement

-everywhere tonight

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-# Countless faces

-are staring at the stars

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-# After such a long wait,

-being so near yet so far

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-# The wait is nearly over

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-# And yet somewhere in the distance,

-the sound of jingling

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-# Will he really be here very soon?

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-# Yes, Christmas Day

-is getting ever closer

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-# And there's magic

-across the land #

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-This tree is as dead

-as Great Aunt Florence...

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-..who died in a wheelbarrowful

-of beaks in 1849...

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-..due to the fact

-that she was so ****ing insane!

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-Val, we can't worship this!

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-It's too dead.

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-See?

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-Come on, Pam!

-Eat, eat, eat, eat!

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-Veloria, it's too much!

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-Eat during the adverts!

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-Subtitles

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-Subtitles

-

-Subtitles

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-Ooh!

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-Gross!

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-SHE SCREAMS

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-SHE SCREAMS

-

-What? Is there a fire?

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-Oh, my God! Jools!

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-You gave me a heart attack!

-Oh my life!

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-Oh my life, Jools!

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-It was like the Godfather

-but with feet instead of a horse!

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-Sorry!

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-Oh, my head!

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-My head too!

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-# Are you watching

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-# The white snow?

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-# Tonight falling

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-# Tomorrow vanishing

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-# It comforts

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-# Like never before

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-# Tomorrow forgotten

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-# Moving on

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-# But when it shimmers

-On your sad face

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-# It's like the smile

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-# Which comes from a pure heart

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-# Tomorrow will arrive

-Across the world

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-# Tomorrow will arrive

-And that's all

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-# And somewhere in the hidden hours

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-# There's a smile

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-# There's a pure heart

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-# There are covers

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-# Which conceal the truth

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-# Secrets

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-# Forever untold

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-# But there will be comfort

-And a clear light

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-# And there will be smiles

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-# While there's a pure heart

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-# Tomorrow will arrive

-Across the world

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-# Tomorrow will arrive

-And that's all

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-# And somewhere in the hidden hours

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-# There's a smile

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-# There's a pure heart

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-# There's a smile

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-# There's a pure heart

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-# Are you watching

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-# The white snow?

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-# Tonight falling

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-# Tomorrow vanishing #

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-Morning has broken on December 25th.

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-Val and Jo Jo have adopted

-the day we know as Christmas Day...

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-..to hold

-their winter solstice celebration...

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-..through which they'll express

-their hope for new life.

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-Merry Christmas!

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-Merry Christmas!

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-Christmas?

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-Jo Jo, what's happened to you?

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-Oh! Happy winter solstice.

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-Can we open our presents now?

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-Presents?

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-Yes!

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-"To Jo Jo from Val".

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-I love Christmas surprises!

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-Jo Jo, we don't exchange gifts

-any more.

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-Oh!

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-I forgot.

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-Just kidding!

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-My gift to you this year

-is in the form of a song.

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-I wrote the lyrics and the music,

-especially for you.

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-# On the winter solstice,

-Reborn our love is

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-# And that's enough for me #

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-Was it a good night,

-in terms of performance?

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-Quite good.

-I was pleased, on the whole.

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-Obviously, it's a work in progress.

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-A couple of phases coming down

-the chimney weren't crisp...

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-..and there were some

-handling errors on the presents.

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-But Clausie turned to me and said...

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-.."Cameron, don't worry.

-We've got plenty of time."

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-"It's a night of two halves."

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-"The Northern Hemisphere

-and the Southern Hemisphere."

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-# Winter solstice is indeed

-Better than capitalism and greed

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-# Give your spirit to Jo Jo and me

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-# One, two, three #

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-Thank you.

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-Well?

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-Well?

-

-Well what?

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-Where's my song, Jo Jo?

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-Oh!

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-# Some things in the tree

-are very good

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-# The brown is nice

-and the leaves are green

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-# They match

-the colours of my orange jumper #

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-Hello! How are you?

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-Thank you for coming.

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-It's my pleasure

-to host this masterclass.

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-I hope my method of working

-with voices and choirs...

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-..helps you as you embark

-on your journey as conductors.

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-What's he talking about,

-in his circus shoes?

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-Journey? I'm the driver!

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-To show you my methods

-in a practical manner...

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-..please welcome Only Men Aloud.

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-OMA have never competed

-at the Eisteddfod. For shame!

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-These boys have heard this mantra

-countless times.

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-Did you see Briony?

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-She draped tinsel around the barman

-and she did this little dance!

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-She shouted, "Merry Christmas!"

-and she sang Little Donkey!

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-# Val's in the house.

-As quiet as a mouse

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-# And jingle bells are silent #

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-Oh, Jo Jo!

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-Jo Jo!

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-I can feel the Yule log

-growing inside me.

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-Thank you. Thank you.

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-Then she fell over the table and

-puked into a bag of Scampi Fries!

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-Gross and embarrassing!

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-Then Saz told me...

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-I snogged your brother.

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-Cameron, that was an unfortunate

-and disappointing end...

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-..to what was a season to remember.

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-Yes. I'm gutted.

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-Describe what happened.

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-I was pointing towards the posts...

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-..so that Halfpenny-ie

-could kick the ball through them.

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-He misunderstood.

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-He thought I wanted him

-to kick my finger.

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-That's exactly what he did.

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-He kicked my finger, dislocating it.

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-It popped out, turned right around

-and poked me in the eye.

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-How long will you be out now?

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-How long will you be out now?

-

-I don't know.

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-Around four months.

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-Four months out

-with a dislocated finger?

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-No, four weeks for the dislocation

-and three months for gouging myself.

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-I was...

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-.

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-Veloria, we struggled to think

-of presents for the little ones...

0:23:310:23:35

-..but Rob had a brainwave

-and we all chipped in.

0:23:360:23:40

-We're all going

-to Carys and Geth's house.

0:23:410:23:44

-Me and Rob, Brian and Cath.

0:23:440:23:47

-As soon as we get up

-on Christmas morning...

0:23:480:23:51

-..they'll open

-their presents from Santa...

0:23:510:23:54

-..and then we'll open the back door.

0:23:540:23:57

-What will be there,

-waiting for them?

0:23:570:24:00

-A Wendy house!

0:24:010:24:03

-A Wendy house!

-

-Oh!

0:24:030:24:04

-Something for the garden...

0:24:050:24:07

-..and something Jac, Gruff

-and Martha can enjoy.

0:24:070:24:11

-Oh, Pam! That's lovely.

0:24:110:24:12

-I know how you feel!

0:24:130:24:14

-It's impossible trying to think

-what to get for the little ones.

0:24:140:24:19

-Oliver, Annabelle's boy, is six

-and Freya is eight.

0:24:200:24:23

-They've got everything they need

-and they get so much all year round.

0:24:230:24:28

-This year, we're sending them

-to Lapland to see Santa...

0:24:290:24:33

-..and while they're away, their

-Christmas present will be installed.

0:24:340:24:39

-A swimming pool.

0:24:390:24:40

-One of Geoff's clients,

-Paul's Pools, is marvellous.

0:24:410:24:45

-I discussed the plans with him.

0:24:450:24:47

-I said, "Paul, I want

-a Greco-Roman waterfall...

0:24:480:24:51

-..cascading into

-a kidney-shaped pool."

0:24:510:24:54

-"I'd like a hot tub,

-so we can sit in it...

0:24:540:24:57

-..and look out for the little ones

-for health and safety reasons."

0:24:570:25:01

-The plans are beautiful.

0:25:010:25:03

-And it adds value to the house.

0:25:040:25:06

-We've spent 50,000

-on the actual pool...

0:25:060:25:09

-..but it adds 70,000

-to the value of the house.

0:25:100:25:13

-It's a win-win situation

-isn't it, Pam?

0:25:130:25:16

-I'll say this right at the start.

0:25:190:25:21

-Keep these points in mind

-throughout the course.

0:25:210:25:25

-Discipline. Enthusiasm.

-Communication.

0:25:250:25:29

-Most importantly,

-strive to create the perfect sound.

0:25:290:25:34

-It takes a thorough warm-up

-and some very hard work.

0:25:340:25:38

-Some of you have to work hard but

-it comes naturally to some of us!

0:25:380:25:43

-The boys will sing a song for you,

-then we'll discuss it.

0:25:440:25:48

-# Last Christmas. Last Christmas

0:25:520:25:56

-# Last Christmas,

-I gave you my heart

0:25:560:26:00

-# But the very next day

0:26:000:26:02

-# You gave it away

0:26:030:26:05

-# This year, to save me from tears

0:26:060:26:10

-# I'll give it to someone special

0:26:100:26:14

-# Ching-ching, ching-ching,

-ching-ching, ching-ching

0:26:150:26:19

-# Ooh!

0:26:200:26:21

-# Ching-ching, ching-ching,

-ching-ching, ching-ching

0:26:220:26:25

-# Ching-ching, ching-ching,

-ching-ching, ching-ching

0:26:250:26:29

-# Ching-ching, ching-ching,

-ching-ching, ching-ching #

0:26:290:26:33

-I can't wait for Christmas Day.

0:26:400:26:42

-I asked for Grand Theft Auto:

-Vice City and Assassin's Creed.

0:26:420:26:47

-I came downstairs

-one Christmas morning...

0:26:510:26:54

-..and there was a massive present

-waiting for me.

0:26:540:26:57

-It was from my brother.

0:26:580:26:59

-My brother said, "You'd better

-open that while it's still fresh."

0:26:590:27:04

-What was it?

0:27:050:27:06

-A crocodile.

0:27:070:27:08

-I called it Leah Owen.

0:27:090:27:11

-No way!

0:27:120:27:13

-No way!

-

-Yes way.

0:27:130:27:14

-My brother bought an anaconda

-for himself.

0:27:150:27:18

-He called it Bryn Fon.

0:27:190:27:20

-I've never seen you

-with a crocodile.

0:27:220:27:24

-Yes, that's because Bryn Fon

-ate Leah Owen in 1995.

0:27:250:27:29

-And he ate the Christmas tree.

0:27:290:27:31

-And Nain.

0:27:320:27:34

-# Last Christmas #

0:27:350:27:42

-Thank you very much.

0:27:450:27:47

-Let's look at it in detail.

0:27:470:27:49

-Can I interrupt you

-for a minute, Tim?

0:27:490:27:52

-I'd like to offer a pointer or two.

0:27:520:27:54

-OK.

0:27:550:27:56

-OK.

-

-Thank you.

0:27:560:27:57

-Let's start with a clean slate.

0:27:590:28:02

-Forget everything Tiny Tim

-has taught you.

0:28:030:28:06

-You want to succeed, don't you?

0:28:070:28:09

-Christmas, as we know it,

-is a time for families to gather.

0:28:110:28:16

-That's also true

-for Val and Jo Jo's celebrations.

0:28:170:28:21

-We welcome our family

-in a spirit of peace...

0:28:220:28:25

-..just as Mother Earth welcomes us.

0:28:250:28:28

-Bernie, my mother,

-lives in Birmingham.

0:28:300:28:35

-She can't wait

-to come and stay with us...

0:28:350:28:38

-..to sample our language,

-our culture...

0:28:380:28:41

-..and our own personal traditions.

0:28:420:28:44

-Welcome!

0:28:480:28:49

-Thank you

-for pulling me from your womb...

0:28:490:28:53

-..just as Mother Earth

-pulled us all from her womb.

0:28:540:28:59

-# Here comes Mam,

-crossing the white stile #

0:29:010:29:09

-What is she on about, Jo Jo?

0:29:100:29:12

-Been on the Baileys already,

-have she?

0:29:120:29:15

-Right, where's your lavvy?

0:29:150:29:18

-I've been sat so long,

-I could pee the Niagara Falls.

0:29:180:29:22

-I'll give you your presents later.

0:29:240:29:26

-I've knitted you both some jumpers.

0:29:260:29:29

-Jo Jo's father

-is also a special guest today.

0:29:310:29:34

-It's the first time

-Major Sinclair Whipple Eastman...

0:29:340:29:38

-..has spent Christmas with his son.

0:29:390:29:41

-Welcome, Pappa Whipple Eastman!

0:29:430:29:46

-As an oak grows from an acorn,

-thank you for your acorn.

0:29:460:29:51

-The one from which Jo Jo grew.

0:29:510:29:54

-Hello, old boy.

0:29:560:29:57

-Oh, ***** ****!

0:29:570:29:59

-# Snowbound mountains,

-snowbound valleys

0:30:000:30:07

-# Snowbound plateaus clad in white

0:30:080:30:15

-# Fur-robed moujiks,

-fur-robed nobles

0:30:160:30:22

-# Fur-robed children see the light

0:30:230:30:31

-# Shaggy pony, shaggy oxen

0:30:320:30:39

-# Gentle shepherds wait the light

0:30:390:30:47

-# Little Jesu, little Mother

0:30:480:30:55

-# Good Saint Joseph, come this night

0:30:560:31:04

-# Fur-robed moujiks,

-Fur-robed nobles

0:31:050:31:10

-# Fur-robed children

-wait the light #

0:31:110:31:20

-Julie! Are you ready, sweetheart?

0:31:230:31:26

-Your mother's here.

0:31:260:31:27

-They'll be down now, Anita.

0:31:290:31:30

-They'll be down now, Anita.

-

-Don't waste your English, babes.

0:31:300:31:33

-Siarad Cymraeg with me now.

0:31:330:31:35

-I'm doing this Cwrs Sylfaen in work.

-I need all the practice I can get.

0:31:350:31:40

-Oh! Alright then.

0:31:400:31:41

-I don't know

-what time they came in last night.

0:31:460:31:49

-It must have been late.

0:31:490:31:51

-Huw didn't come to bed

-until gone one.

0:31:520:31:54

-Yeah, innit though?

0:31:550:31:56

-I tell you what, Rhian!

0:31:560:31:58

-What did you think

-of their carol service at school?

0:31:580:32:02

-Wasn't it lush? I gorra say,

-I loves it up the Gyfun.

0:32:020:32:05

-I tell you

-what my favourite carol was.

0:32:060:32:08

-# O deued dah-dah Christian #

0:32:090:32:11

-I loves that.

0:32:120:32:13

-I love the old ones.

-They get you goin'.

0:32:130:32:16

-Our Jools was bricking it about

-reading but once she got to...

0:32:160:32:20

-..gogoniant yn y goruchaf

-I was sobbin'.

0:32:200:32:23

-I haven't sobbed that much

-since I seen her notebook.

0:32:240:32:27

-Have you seen it? It's so lush.

0:32:270:32:29

-I'll drop off the DVD when I

-pick her up from revision next time.

0:32:290:32:34

-Oh, my life!

-It's the night of the living dead!

0:32:340:32:37

-Gruff, this is Anita,

-Julie's mother.

0:32:370:32:40

-Gruff, Huw, Ffion and I are singing

-at the Christmas Eve service.

0:32:400:32:46

-Oh, crap! I'd forgotten.

0:32:460:32:48

-You know the Three Wise Men?

0:32:480:32:51

-Yes. There were three of them.

0:32:510:32:54

-That was my brother.

0:32:550:32:56

-First of all,

-less of this silly dancing.

0:33:000:33:03

-It does nothing for your phrasing.

0:33:030:33:06

-It distracts us from your singing

-and that makes sense...

0:33:060:33:10

-..but, honestly,

-you must stand completely still.

0:33:100:33:14

-I want you to open your eyes wide,

-as though you were shocked.

0:33:180:33:22

-After three. One, two, three!

0:33:230:33:25

-Superb!

0:33:280:33:29

-Let's nod our heads

-backwards and forwards.

0:33:300:33:33

-Around and to the side.

0:33:350:33:37

-And now, a bit faster.

0:33:390:33:41

-Excellent!

0:33:430:33:44

-That will come in really handy.

0:33:460:33:49

-Every year, on hundreds of

-rugby grounds across the world...

0:33:570:34:01

-..rugby players fear one sound.

0:34:020:34:04

-A sound which cuts through

-the crowd's screams.

0:34:040:34:07

-The sound of a finger dislocating.

0:34:080:34:11

-It can be a career-ending injury...

0:34:150:34:18

-..for between four and six weeks.

0:34:190:34:21

-Are you going to pop it in

-for Cameron Jenkins?

0:34:250:34:30

-Pop it in.

0:34:320:34:33

-Pop it in for Cameron.

0:34:330:34:35

-Pop it in for Cameron.

-

-Pop it in.

0:34:350:34:36

-Pop it in for Cameron.

0:34:360:34:38

-Pop it in for Cameron.

-

-Pop it in.

0:34:380:34:39

-Pop it in for Cameron.

0:34:390:34:41

-Cheers, babes.

0:34:410:34:42

-Cheers, babes.

-

-OMG!

0:34:420:34:43

-Dig deep in your pockets.

0:34:440:34:46

-Buy a charity single...

0:34:480:34:49

-..which will raise awareness...

0:34:500:34:52

-..of dislocated fingers

-in the game of rugby.

0:34:520:34:56

-Living with a finger

-which has popped out...

0:34:560:34:59

-..is an emotional roller coaster.

0:34:590:35:03

-We'll be back after the break.

0:35:090:35:11

-Bydd Rhian a fi yn ol

-ar ol yr eglwys.

0:35:110:35:15

-That's right, innit?

0:35:170:35:19

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0:35:250:35:27

-Hello, Anita. Are you alright?

0:35:280:35:30

-Sorry, babes, you got me there.

0:35:310:35:33

-Oh, look! Here she is!

-Do you have a headache, Jools?

0:35:340:35:38

-We did that last week

-coz it's party season, innit?

0:35:380:35:42

-So, did you have a lush time, babes?

0:35:420:35:45

-Did you find yourself a boyfriend

-to bring home?

0:35:460:35:49

-Me and Jools will come and see you.

0:35:490:35:52

-They're singing together,

-like the Bee Gees or the Osmonds.

0:35:520:35:56

-How lush is that?

0:35:560:35:58

-Ta-ta tan toc, like Derek

-the weatherman says. I loves him.

0:35:580:36:02

-Ta-ra!

0:36:030:36:04

-Come on, Jools!

0:36:040:36:05

-Where's your coat? You'll catch

-pneumonia, you daft thing!

0:36:060:36:10

-It saddens me to see you clicking

-on the second and fourth beat.

0:36:120:36:17

-Don't you know we clap on

-the first and third beats in Wales?

0:36:190:36:25

-# Last Christmas, la-la, la, la

0:36:270:36:30

-# La-la, la. La-la la, la #

0:36:310:36:35

-Sway from side to side

-but only when I tell you to do it.

0:36:360:36:40

-That's right! Look as though

-you don't want to be here at all.

0:36:410:36:46

-Good.

0:36:460:36:47

-Bridge On The River Kwai?

0:36:510:36:53

-They're playing charades.

0:36:530:36:55

-They didn't want to meditate,

-unfortunately.

0:36:550:36:59

-Two words.

0:36:590:37:00

-James Bond? Shirley Valentine?

-Erin Brockovich?

0:37:010:37:05

-I offered them reiki

-but they refused to partake.

0:37:060:37:09

-That's a shame,

-as that was my Yule gift to them.

0:37:090:37:13

-Bridget Jones?

0:37:130:37:14

-Bridget Jones?

-

-Winston Churchill!

0:37:140:37:16

-They're not embracing peace.

0:37:160:37:18

-Edward Scissorhands?

0:37:210:37:22

-It's Hedd f***** Wyn!

0:37:220:37:26

-That's three words!

0:37:290:37:31

-Hedd Wyn, Jo Jo.

0:37:310:37:33

-We're on in a minute, Ffion.

0:37:350:37:37

-I know.

0:37:380:37:40

-Oh, but Mam, I'm so ill!

0:37:400:37:42

-It gives me great pleasure

-to invite the next artists up here.

0:37:440:37:49

-I'll text you, OK?

0:37:510:37:53

-SHE VOMITS

0:37:530:37:55

-Huw and Rhian are faithful members

-of the congregation...

0:37:560:38:00

-..and it's good to see

-Gruff and Ffion.

0:38:010:38:03

-FFION GROANS

0:38:040:38:06

-Ffion's still throwing up.

-It must be something she ate.

0:38:080:38:12

-Did you see that?

0:38:150:38:16

-Julie and Gruff are flirting!

0:38:170:38:20

-That Paxo has gone to your head!

0:38:220:38:24

-I'm telling you! I know what I saw.

0:38:240:38:27

-The Carlton-Lewis family

-will sing Ar Gyfer Heddiw'r Bore.

0:38:270:38:33

-I loves this one! It reminds me

-of the Tetley Tea folk.

0:38:330:38:36

-Hush, Mam!

-You've got a voice like a foghorn!

0:38:370:38:40

-Alrigh'.

0:38:400:38:42

-DOOR

0:38:420:38:44

-Remember to soak those prunes

-before you put it in your thing!

0:38:440:38:49

-He's a lovely chap.

0:38:500:38:51

-He's a top tenor, you know.

0:38:510:38:54

-Ooh! I forgot to tell you.

0:38:560:38:57

-Some carol singers

-called here last night...

0:38:580:39:01

-..while you were at gymnastics.

0:39:010:39:04

-Were they any good?

0:39:060:39:08

-Yes, they were quite good,

-fair play.

0:39:080:39:10

-I'll tell you who they were.

0:39:110:39:13

-Those singers.

0:39:130:39:14

-Ysgol Glanaethwy?

0:39:150:39:16

-Ysgol Glanaethwy?

-

-No, fool! They were older than that.

0:39:160:39:19

-Gerry & The Pacemakers?

0:39:200:39:22

-Gerry & The Pacemakers?

-

-No!

0:39:220:39:23

-There's a crowd of them.

0:39:250:39:27

-The Munchkins?

0:39:270:39:28

-The Munchkins?

-

-No, fool!

0:39:280:39:30

-I know!

0:39:310:39:32

-Band Aid.

0:39:330:39:34

-Get away!

0:39:360:39:37

-Get away!

-

-They were all here.

0:39:370:39:38

-Bob Geldof, Sting...

0:39:390:39:41

-..Boy George, George Michael...

0:39:420:39:45

-There's a story to be told,

-so tell that story!

0:39:480:39:51

-But not to the audience!

-Tell the story to each other.

0:39:510:39:55

-Look at each other

-and tell your story.

0:39:560:39:59

-Nod your heads.

0:40:000:40:01

-Smashing!

0:40:010:40:03

-Tim, take notes! Stop sitting there

-like a hen on an egg!

0:40:030:40:07

-Finally, do something

-about the suits.

0:40:080:40:11

-You look like

-you work in a mobile phones shop.

0:40:120:40:15

-I have some shirts in my luggage

-which you can borrow.

0:40:160:40:21

-Get out of here

-and think about what I've said.

0:40:210:40:24

-Come back

-when you think you're ready.

0:40:250:40:27

-Get out! Get out!

0:40:280:40:29

-Tim, go with them. You're no good

-to man or beast here.

0:40:300:40:34

-# Last Christmas. La-la, la la #

0:40:350:40:38

-# On this very morning

-As a babe

0:40:430:40:48

-# As a babe

0:40:490:40:50

-# Born was the Root Of Jesse

0:40:500:40:53

-# As a babe

0:40:540:40:56

-# The tower of strength from Bozrah

0:40:570:41:00

-PHONE

0:41:010:41:02

-PHONE

-

-# The teacher on Sinai

0:41:020:41:04

-# The just one on Calvary

0:41:050:41:08

-# As a babe, as a babe

0:41:080:41:11

-# Suckling on Mary's breast

0:41:120:41:14

-# As a babe #

0:41:150:41:16

-Was that supposed to be in it?

0:41:170:41:19

-..Bananarama, Paul Young...

0:41:210:41:24

-..Wet Wet Wet...

0:41:240:41:26

-..Simon Le Bon and Midge Ure.

0:41:270:41:29

-Did you talk to them?

0:41:320:41:33

-No. I didn't have any change,

-so I didn't open the door.

0:41:340:41:38

-Band Aid

-aren't a patch on Rhos Choir.

0:41:400:41:43

-You're right.

0:41:430:41:44

-Rhos Choir know their stuff.

0:41:450:41:49

-Rhos Choir know their stuff.

-

-They know their stuff.

0:41:490:41:50

-Rhian had to take Ffion home

-as she's not well...

0:41:510:41:55

-..but Gruff and Huw are still here

-and they're joined by a new member.

0:41:550:42:01

-She'll sing with them.

0:42:020:42:03

-Take it away!

0:42:040:42:05

-# On this very morning

-As a babe

0:42:060:42:11

-# As a babe

0:42:120:42:13

-# Born was the Root Of Jesse

0:42:140:42:17

-# As a babe #

0:42:180:42:21

-Woo! Amazin'!

0:42:210:42:23

-Nice one, Mam!

-Stunnin' that was, wonnit?

0:42:240:42:27

-# Last Christmas,

-I gave you my heart

0:42:390:42:42

-# But the very next day

-You gave it away

0:42:430:42:46

-# This year, to save me from tears

0:42:470:42:50

-# I'll give it to someone special

0:42:510:42:54

-# Last Christmas

0:42:540:42:56

-# Last Christmas

0:42:570:42:58

-# Last Christmas

0:42:590:43:00

-# Last Christmas

0:43:010:43:02

-# One Christmas #

0:43:030:43:13

-Yeah!

0:43:140:43:15

-# We wish you a Merry Christmas

0:43:210:43:24

-# We wish you a Merry Christmas

0:43:240:43:27

-# We wish you a Merry Christmas

0:43:280:43:31

-# And a Happy New Year #

0:43:320:43:39

-Please pop it in

-for Cameron Jenkins.

0:43:450:43:49

-Dig deep in your pockets...

0:43:510:43:53

-..and download the charity single.

0:43:530:43:56

-Living with a finger

-which has popped out...

0:43:560:43:59

-..is an emotional roller coaster.

0:43:590:44:03

-Rollercoaster emotional.

0:44:070:44:09

-Rollercoaster emotional.

0:44:100:44:11

-Emotional.

0:44:120:44:13

-Emotional.

-

-Ah! Beautiful.

0:44:130:44:15

-# Emotional roller coaster

0:44:190:44:23

-# I pull the shirt on

-And strap myself tight

0:44:330:44:36

-# I wear clean pants

-They're usually white

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-# The boys dig deep

0:44:480:44:49

-# They keep the faith, come what may

0:44:510:44:54

-# And that's a good thing

-At the end of the day

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-# Every so often

-Things can get a bit rough

0:45:030:45:07

-# Having a finger pop out

-Is really tough

0:45:110:45:14

-# It's lucky that we're hard men

0:45:170:45:19

-# Only the brave can hope to win

0:45:200:45:22

-# That's when all of us pop it in

0:45:240:45:31

-# Obviously, you know

0:45:330:45:36

-# It's an emotional roller coaster

0:45:360:45:40

-# Obviously, you know

0:45:400:45:43

-# It's an emotional roller coaster #

0:45:440:45:50

-That's unacceptable.

0:45:510:45:53

-Red card.

0:45:550:45:57

-# The boys keep it tight

-and find strength from within #

0:45:590:46:03

-This is not soccer! Off!

0:46:050:46:06

-# Every game is

-A potential banana skin

0:46:070:46:11

-# And when we turn on

-the afterburners

0:46:130:46:16

-# It's immense acceleration

0:46:170:46:20

-# And the last thing you want then

0:46:200:46:23

-# Is a dislocation

0:46:230:46:29

-# Obviously, you know

0:46:290:46:32

-# It's an emotional roller coaster

0:46:330:46:36

-# Obviously, you know

0:46:370:46:40

-# It's an emotional roller coaster

0:46:400:46:46

-# Emotional roller coaster

0:46:470:46:50

-# You know, it's not easy

0:47:030:47:05

-# For boys like them and me

0:47:060:47:09

-# To put our hands up for the shirt

0:47:090:47:13

-# Especially with an injury

0:47:130:47:18

-# Obviously, you know

0:47:200:47:23

-# It's an emotional roller coaster

0:47:240:47:27

-# Obviously, you know

0:47:280:47:30

-# It's an emotional roller coaster

0:47:310:47:37

-# Obviously #

0:47:380:47:39

-Brilliant!

0:47:440:47:45

-From all the boys and all of me,

-Merry Christmas.

0:47:460:47:50

-Jingle bells, byt.

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-S4C subtitles by Eirlys A Jones

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