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University Challenge

Sketch show parodying TV programmes. Jeremy Paxman gives the contestants a hard time in this surreal version of the popular TV show.


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APPLAUSE

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University Challenge.

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MUSIC: UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE THEME

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Asking the questions, Jeremy Paxman.

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Fingers on the buzzers, please.

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If the first is turkey, what are the other two?

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Come on.

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BUZZER

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-Berk.

-Pigeons.

-No!

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APPLAUSE

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What a bastard.

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On which Caribbean island...?

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You'd better hurry up.

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-BUZZER

-Mershmishmowshnu.

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-Macaroni?

-No, it's Edward VII.

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APPLAUSE

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Tit.

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Born in Yorkshire in 1693,

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which hip-hop DJ invented the first practical...?

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BUZZER

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Jackson-Jones.

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Merchant-McKenzie.

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Philips.

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-Is it Uranus?

-Correct.

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APPLAUSE

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BLEEP

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Make you want to throw up.

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The US inventor... BUZZER

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..Edwin H Land founded which corporation in 1937? MORE BUZZERS

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Ten years later he commercialised the process that uses the principle of

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diffusion transfer to reproduce an image generated by a camera's lens direct...

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Anyone want to buzz from St Andrews?

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No? It's the California current, too late.

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Here's another starter for ten.

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Who's this?

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Come on.

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BUZZER

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-Hitler.

-No, it was Lady Gaga.

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Secondly...

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BUZZER

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-Charlotte Bronte.

-No, it's Andy Murray.

-Eh...

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And we're going to take a music round now.

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HE PLAYS JAUNTY FOLK TUNE

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And it's goodbye from me, goodbye.

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Losers!

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APPLAUSE

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MUSIC: UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE THEME

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APPLAUSE

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Sketch show parodying TV programmes.

Jeremy Paxman gives the contestants a hard time in this surreal version of the popular TV show.


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