Part 3 Comic Relief's Big Chat with Graham Norton

brilliant guests, Lee Mack, Louis Smith, Adam Hills and Vernon Kay.

So brief. So brief! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

We move on now to a David Tennant fill tham highlights the impact

that malaria has on young lives in Uganda. David saw the horrific

damage that malaria does first-hand. Here is his film. This hospital,

like so many in Uganda, is overrun with sick children and frightened

parents. As far as I understand it, these are the kids who have just

turned up. They queue up to get seen by the doctors. There are 90

beds in this hospital. They are being filled three or four times

over. 24/7, people arrive all day and night. We have three shifts

every day. The doctors and nurses are battling to save these children.

It looks like a special emergency. An epidemic. It's like this every

day here. What symptoms has she been displaying. Con vulingss.

might be the cause of that? Malaria. Malaria -- convulsions. This child

is sick. It is no isolated case. Over here we have Peace. She is

three. Suffering from malaria. In this corner here we have Azwenna,

two, suffering from malaria. Stephen, he is one-year-old,

suffering from malaria. Over there, all lined up we have Peter, 13

months, Shakebu, 20 months and another Peter, 20 months. All with

malaria. Gracious is 10. He has diabetes, caused by malaria. The

problem is so overwhelming that every five minutes a mother will

lose their child to this mosquito- borne disease. The agony is,

malaria is preventable. Sit up. Sit up. A little boy has been brought

in with convulsions and a fever. How serious is his condition?

very serious. More children are arriving all the time. They keep

coming. Another child has arrived. We don't know what is wrong with

them. The queue outside keeps growing. It just doesn't stop. It's

like a tidal wave. There is something we can do. Comic Relief

is helping to get malaria nets, early testing kits and emergency

medicines into local communities. Early treatment could help to

prevent these terrible scenes. It doesn't cost much. A fiver buy as

mosquito net. A fiver. �25 will buy five am you could sort out this

whole section. A net can reduce the threat of infection by 50%. It's an

incredible statistic. Here is another one. The majority of people

who watch Red Nose Day don't donate any money. That's shocking. Is that

you? Are you the person who is sitting there and thinking, "I'll

do it later." Don't be that person. Please, don't be that person. Look

at the stuff your money can change. It has been quite a shock to be

here today. It's so important. Please, don't be the person who

sits there and doesn't bother. Malaria is a ruthless killer. �5

will buy a net and that net will save a life. Choose to donate �10

tonight and your money will buy two nets and probably save two lives.

It is that simple. These films show you how important your money is.

Please, text either Five or Ten to 70510: All of your donation will go

to Comic Relief and buy those nets. You must be 16 or over. Ask the

bill payer's information. For the conditions go to

bbc.co.uk/rednoseday. OK. Next up tonight is one of my favourite new

singers on the scene. It is Laura # Take me outside, sit in the green

garden # Nobody out there, but it's OK now

# Bathe in the sun light # Don't mind if rainfalls

# Take me outside, sit in the green garden

# Ooh, ah, ooh, ah, oh # Ooh, ah, ooh ah, oh

# I'll fly on the wings of a butterfly

# High as a tree top and down again # Putting my bag down

# Taking my shoes off # Walk in the carpet of green

velvet # Dance in my garden like we used

# Ooh ah, ooh ah, oh # Dance in my garden like we used

# Ooh ah, ooh ah oh # Take me outside, sit in the green

garden # Nobody out there

# But it's OK now # Bathe in the sun light

# Don't mind if rainfalls # Take me outside sit in the green

garden # I'll fly on the wings of a

butterfly # Highs of tree tops and down, down

again # Putting my bag down

# Taking my shoes off # Walk in the carpet of green

velvet # Dance in my garden like we used

to do # Dance in my garden like we used

# Ooh ah, ooh ah oh # I'll go whereever you go

# Wherever you take me, I'll go # I'll go wherever you go

# Where ever you take me, I'll go # I'll go I'll go wherever you go

# Wherever you take me, I'll go # I'll go wherever you go

# Wherever you take me # I'll go

# I'll go, wherever you go # Wherever you take me

# I'll go # So lovely. I love that song. I love

her. All night you have been raising money as have our guests,

time to see how much money we have raised. Can we have a total, please.

Here comes the totaliser. Where are we? Wow! �37 050. Thank you so much.

I'm seriously so impressed. That is incredibly generous everybody.

Thank you very much. We are doing very well. Text in to donate. There

is no top amount. We will take whatever you will donate. We want

to keep raising money. Let us check in on the latest occupyer of the

Kissing Booth. Greg, how is it going on down there? It's fine, we

will be live. I'm in the Kissing Booth now with Abbey Clancy. Are

you OK? This is exciting. Surreal. Surreal. We are live in telly in a

Boot. Live on telly in a Kissing Booth, really weird. We have

weirdos who have come to kiss you. They are stood out there. You can

use this. I'm glad I can grope people. I thought there wouldn't be

plastic here. We have disinfected this area here. Good. I will lock

you in. I'm ready to pucker up. Angelos, have you checked it?

have my wipes. These gloves are too low. Are you ready for this? Ready

as I will be. Take your hand out of your pockets where I can see them.

Go for it. Straight for the arse. Couldn't have asked for more.

are you? Rick. He got an arse grab, let's see what you get. Let's see

what happens. You didn't kiss the glass. You put your nose on it.

Hello, what is your name, Sir? Louis. What do you do? A little bit

of that, put on a leotard on now and again. A bit of pommeling.

on, kiss me. Come here, often. Are you all right? Smooth. Very good.

Thank you. These are too low. was an Olympian. What are you going

to do? How will you approach this? You are from America. Go for it,

kiss her. Very good. I need to bend down.

was that? It's delightful. I am really enjoying this. A bit of

variety. We have a special guest for the next one. Over here is the

most beautiful man in the world. It's David Gandy!

APPLAUSE So, are you ready to go in the

booth next? I am ready to go, yeah. Looking forward to the pink

marigolds. I would say it's probably first time, but probably

not. We have going to have more weirdoes lined up for you. Looking

forward to it. I might donate myself. I love that he put a tie on

for this! I am going to be in a booth kissing

strangers! Ladies and gentlemen, here's some

exciting news, we are officially over halfway through the show!

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING Yeah! I know. I am not even drunk

yet! Only another three hours to go. Are you up for it? Another three

hours? APPLAUSE AND CHEERING I was just saying, avoid the night

buses in the Shepherd Shepherd's Bush area. It's time for more

guests and here to hold my hand for the next 30 minutes or so, it's the

fantastic Mr Russell Howard! APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

You look so fresh-faced. Yeah, you have energy. You know, you have

brought your youth on with you, it's good. I like the jacket, it's

fantastic. It's got sleeves and everything. I am loving it. Are you

doing a special Good News for Comic Relief? I am. When can we see that?

Probably the night of Comic Relief. That's a good idea. Good News! All

right, let's bring out some guests. Shall I press this button?

really works. They are still doing it, OK. Great. Martin Freeman is

here. Could Richard Curtis be on? It's Richard Curtis. Welcome Martin

Freeman and Richard Curtis! APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

Hello, Sir. How are you? Beautiful. We rarely see you, Richard, can we

have an extra round of applause for Richard Curtis. APPLAUSE AND

CHEERING I am not expecting you to do the

maths instantly and add up the... You were really doing well on the

money. I am happy, I have checked that the trucers are the same --

trousers are the same as the jacket. Would Emma have shouted at you?

Yeah. Where is Comic Relief right now in terms of over the 25 years

how much money has it raised? see I don't know the answer. Come

on! It's your life's work! Something like �820 million or

something. Wow. APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

It's mostly down to you. I didn't like to say, but yeah, it's sort of.

Whatever! You are doing a news special and you did a bike ride.

did in 2009. Thanks. Was that really hard? It was incredibly hard.

You weren't there, why are you pulling that face. Let's do it

tomorrow, you and me. Is it one of those depressing things... Oh, look

at you! That does look tiring. looks like I am, please put money

in the hat! The sad thing about that, they made me go to sleep. To

make it look like I was more tired. Before the shot I was ready. That's

acting. That's what you are looking at. Hey, fellas! Yeah, he didn't

really cycle all the way. Now, our sofa here here here -- did you

first meet on Love Actually. In the run-up to it, I think so. Did you

know each other? I saw him in The Office and I remember saying to

Emma the first episode I saw, I want him to be in one of my films

because he is perfect. Thanks. I did get a very nice - well, an

unashamed fan letter. He said I am writing you a fan letter and wrote

a letter with a chocolate in it saying please come and be in my

next film. What was in that chocolate? It was a deheupb heub --

deinhibitiser because he had to be naked. Chocolate is enough to get

you naked? It does look like she's found the chocolate. Richard had

longer hair then, as you can see. APPLAUSE

When the fan letter came in... That's the audition process in

Hollywood these days. Did you know what it was going to involve,

Martin? Yes, I did. But, yeah, you don't really worry that much when

you know the pedigree of someone who has written it and you trust

their taste. It was fine. I naively didn't get into shape. You look

great! Thanks very much. An actor knows first thing you read a naked

scene and you join a gym. I foolishly didn't do that. But he

wanted... I love that because it worries me in Hollywood movies when

people who are meant to be kind of losers and looking bad and

everything like that and they take off their tops and they're

completely butch and you think, it's not real. It's depressing,

isn't it? You look like a loser. LAUGHTER

Love Actually voted the most romantic film of all time, I am

told. That's a lovely thing. think especially in America. In the

States they're mad for it. Even I think even more than here, it's

their Christmas perennial. It's Taylor Swift's favourite film. That

makes us very happy. Wow. All that hand holding. She doesn't, does

she? What? I think she just holds hands and that's why they all leave

her. That's my theory. I won't hear a word against her. She should go

out out with Lovejoy. That's a correct reference for this time of

night. Audience scratches the head. Lovejoy? Was he an antique

detective? Dickenson. Is there a film that you are making that

Russell can be in, because I know he is angling. Are you making

another film? I have just finished a film and I am saying to myself...

So sorry! If there's a lacy--- lazy-eyed bloke from Bristol I

could do that. Steven merchant can do lazy-eye. What is it about?

a romantic film about - it has a lot of time travel in it. A

wonderful Irish actor is in it and Rachel McAdams, the greatest

actress I have worked with recently, I can't say that, because of the

other ones and bill Nighy is in it, it's about love and life and time

travel. We are going to go to a science-fiction section. Were you

inspired to write that off the back of that amazing Dr Who episode you

wrote? Do you know, I don't know why I have become interested in

time travel, I think it's because - as I get older things get a little

sadder and I want to change things more. I used to feel optimistic

that everything was going to be all right and it's not always all right.

I think I am attracted by the idea of being able to move things around,

that's the honest answer. You are a fixer? I would love to be able to

fix some things. That's what Comic Relief is about really. It's a

strange thing, which is the thing I love about Comic Relief, it's hard

to help the people you love and it's much easier to help people you

don't know. I think it's an opportunity to help people, other

people love without having to try too hard. Are you amazed or maybe

you always knew that having started it, 25 years later we are still

doing it? I am really amazed and really touched now and I love - I

was watching the British Bake-off the other day and everybody was

saying they were enthusiastic and I had not had to convince them.

Because in the early days we had to beg hard to get people on the show.

Now they've grown up with it and it's a real delight. We have a

montage of some of the best moments. Let's have a look.

It's time for Comic Relief. Nose Day is 25 years old. A short

journey in linguistic metaphysics. Do you want thoeupl grow up to --

want him to grow up to be a footballer like his dad or a singer

like Mariah Carey? Am I bovverred? I ain't bovverred. I have been

thinking of doing a duet with JLS. If we didn't have poor people we

wouldn't be able to have Red Nose Day and the fun associated with it!

Doing one of those appeals from Africa. You are not in Africa. This

is Television Centre. Every pound goes to help people in the UK and

Africa. Will �50 do? I am getting I wonder if you are doing this for

the wrong reasons. What are the right reasons? People are less

fortunate than you. Most people. Brian MacFadyen won't be appearing

The party's over. Can I get in on this?

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING A lot of nudity and kissing I

noticed. I hadn't realised that. That probably says more about the

editor. Even tonight we have a kissing booth out the back. Got to

say congratulations to Martin on The Hobbit. Thank you very much.

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING. Has your life totally changed now? No, I was

just speaking to my great showbiz pal Russell Tovey back stage and he

said the same thing and I said no, it feels like it really hasn't.

Genuinely. No difference at all. Honestly. That's weird. You are

playing The Hobbit and it's gross a $1 billion. Not my words, the words

of Graham Norton. You would think that has some impact. It's not like

you are in a suit, that's you. right, fuck off! I am acting! It

feels remarkably similar to nobody 4th before the film came out --

November 4th before the film came out. Also got to talk about

Sherlock. You are making the next series now. Yes, we are going to

start the week after next. Have you read a script? Yes, it's brilliant.

Do you know what happens? Actually, no. Even we on reading the script

aren't quite sure, no. Wow. Mark Gatiss is a clever fella. On your

show you do lots of internet things. There's a weird thing, I don't know

if you have seen this, science fiction like Lord Of The Rings and

people like to do fan art. They love fan art. Keep it clean, Graham.

It's clean-ish. This is a lovely one. This is just Watson and...

That's fine. There is yearning in the face, I wish you would kiss me.

This one he has kissed him. That's fine. That's a bit Japanese-y.

Where is this going? This one, I might show - that's wrong. OK, you

can see that one. We have made... I love the way the sofa moves! The

final one I can't show, I will show you during the next break. I do

like that programme Sherlock, can you imagine, how can I show my

appreciation? I will paint this picture. I know it, I have seen it.

Richard looks appalled. There are lots of people out there...

Richard's got into shock. He is rocking and crying now. We are at

it. That's beyond at it. That's been at it! I will never look at...

Do you think that's what was going on? I hope so. I will show new the

neck break -- I will show you in the next break. Once you have seen

it, you will never not seen it again. It will be in your mind

Comic Relief have made lots of films. They are difficult to watch.

They are real. We will show a film now which inspired the film that

was on BBC One last Friday, is that right? Yeah. It's... Well, there

are a lot of reasons for writing the film which was about malaria.

This pushed me over the line. It's about a little boy called Paul. It

is a very simple film. In my film the little African boy who gets

malaria is called Paul and the acknowledgment of that. The thing

about Comic Relief is, there are, when we send famous people to

hospitals, they see young children die unnecessarily every single time.

It's such an unforgiveable incomprehensible situation. It's

amazing that the British public, time after time, say that they will

not tolerate the situation individual. Their money

individually can stop this happening. That is what I will say.

Tonight, because we are showing films from the past, we have

already shown I think it's two films where I have had to say, that

boy isn't with us any more. Or that lady isn't with us any more. It's

really heartbreaking. Do you want to introduce the film about Paul?

think I have probably said it. It's a film as much about parents as it

is about a child. I hope that in 25 years from now there will be no

malaria in the world and I hope, as many people as possible will fight

Paul is just 12 months old. By the time his parents got him to the

hospital, it was too late to save him. These are their final moments

His bloodstream has been taken over He's sleeping into a coma, from

Paul died later that night and was buried the next day. In Africa, a

million children die of malaria every year. No parents should have

to suffer the pain of burying a child, but right across this

continent this is happening every Just �5 will buy a mosquito net and

get it to the mother and child. It really is that easy to help save

lives. So, please, give as much as Please help. You know what to do.

Thanks to my guests for this section. Now, over to Paloma Faith

# Let's get old together # Let's be unhappy forever

# Cause there's no-one else in this world

# That I'd rather be unhappy with # Let's be exposed and unprotected

# Let's see one another when we're weak

# Let's go our separate ways in the night like two moths

# But know that you're flying home to me

# I was born thinking # It would be all be dreamy

# But I know that I wouldn't be happy that way

# You wear me out with frustration and heartache and anger

# But we wait for the wave just to wash it away

# Don't say nothing # Just sit next to me

# Don't say nothing # Shhh

# Just be, just be, just be # Let's go together -- let go

together # Let's unfold one another

# And watch all the little things that once drew me to you

# Eventually get on my nerves # I wear you out with frustration

and heartache and anger # But we wait for the wave just to

wash it away # Don't say nothing

# Just sit next to me # Don't say nothing

# Shh # Just be, just be, just be

# When you're sick of the every day # When you're tired of my voice

# Oh, my voice # When you tell me

# You'll walk out that door # That's when I know, that you'll

stay # Ooh, oh

# Don't say nothing # Shhh #

Absolutely gorgeous. Absolutely gorgeous. Right, it's time for some

more guests. It's time to meet the man in my corner. He is used to

being a co-host he is used to working with better than me, it's

Richard Madeley everybody. How are you doing? Nice to see you. Isn't

this guy doing a fabulous job? yeah. I meant the floor manager,

the guy... Are we like showbusiness married now? Kind of. Lovely. We

live in Hampstead, cook Sunday lunch. Take the dogs for walks.

could bump into Kirstie Allsopp who is picking up shit for charity?

Sara Cox wished we were her surrogate parents and we would buy

her a pony. We gave her a Finduscurry! Who is coming on now,

Sit down, sit down, sit down! Paloma Faith. Yes. Are you hotter

than hell in that? I am. I'm excreating things I never thought I

could. Is it going down your legs? It has at a gig once. I have to say,

I'm told it is past watershed, I thought I had pissed myself. I

hadn't, thank God. Yeah! Marvellous. She didn't piss herself once the

whole evening. Never have. Terrific concert. Have you been out the back,

is it hell out there? I only knew it was when you came in. I saw your

shoes. I thought it had to be Paloma Faith. Or a drag Queen.

said it. Who is that, Paloma Faith. I recognise her now! It is

showbusiness out there? Yes. Very glamorous. That is posh. That might

be a mistake. We are quite common. I looked at you on Wikipedia and it

said bill Ricky. Where are you from? Hackney. Looking down at you.

I thought you were from Stoke Newington. That is. Hackney sounds

poshier. Does it? There is a Church Street there. People might be

watching in other places apart from London. I apologise. You are going

on a UK tour, Paloma Faith? I have been on one. Have I missed one?

finished. I have a festival thing. We are at the O2 Arena on 7th June.

It's in the a big tour. It is one gig we hope people will buy tickets.

It is relatively close to my house, I will go. I watched her

performance, he is opening with me, I want her to do a duet with me. I

would be honoured. She is fantastic. She is amazing, isn't she.

Amazeballs! Are you moving to America? Not moving to America.

Canada, Mexico?. I'm going to America on Sunday for two months to

work on a new album. Yes. Why there? I decided to shake it up a

bit. OK. I thought I was getting too stuck. Are you going to LA?

I couldn't coal cope with it there. It's full of people with funny

teeth! New York! New York. It's gutteral there. I love it. There's

dirt! There is. There is. Russell, have you been, you are at a stage

in your career where people must be thinking, sniffing around

Hollywood? Trying to get nigh nose out there. Would you go? Of course

I would. I would love to go. There is a pilot season happening at the

minute. I have been putting myself on tape and chatting back-and-forth.

Nothing has kicked off just yet. I'm putting my finger out there, as

it were! No, nothing. Where is your finger?! I don't think so...

Richard, did you and Judy try the American thing? I don't think they

would have got it at all. We were such a British couple. I think they

would have been mystified. Judy's novel, which has come out, will be

published in America. You talked about it on Saturday. She will go

there. I will have to dary -- carry her bags. You never know. We didn't

really call to it. Let Judy have your own life, you have write an

novel as well. I would be so pissed off if I was her. I would be like,

"stop typing". Her book has gone straight to number three. What did

he throw at you? The evidence from what he was doing earlier. Gaffer.

What has he done to Judy?! He is How can I follow that, it's going

to be impossible. I could murder her. Don't do that. It will be

great for publicity, but you will regret it, I feel. We are on BBC

Three. One of the shows I watch, but don't under- I really don't

understand it. You are the voice of it. The parents,... Sun, Sea, Sex

and Suspicious parents. How does anyone get talked into that? There

is a vast majority who actually go through with the deal and take the

whole trip over there. Have you seen this, Richard? No. Explain it.

It's kids' right of passage, first hol aday -- holiday away from

parents. The parents go too and watch their every move. The kids

are filmed all night and parents watch the next morning. They don't

confront the kids at this point. the end, they turn up, and surprise

them, hi, I have seen you drinking your own vomit. That is what

happens. I was about to ask what's the worst that's happened, but that

is it. A kid did shots from a barman's urine. Someone did shots

of his own sick back and forth. I see all the unpixelated versions

and lots of close-ups of genitals. What's in it for the parents?

don't know, obsess over kids more. A free holiday. They get to go

swimming. They panic about everything all the diseases they're

picking up, it's nice. When the kids are confronted with the

parents at the end and they get the whole thing, they've been filmed,

are the kids furious? My kids would go mad. A lot of them are. It's a

nice bonding experience and there's a lot of emotion and people crying.

There's been a few that have freaked out. One in the second

season kicked off completely. Lovely bonding experience! I saw

that one. He went crazy. Ballistic. There was a little at the end, they

still haven't spoke. He had said to his mum, is this Sun, Sex,

Suspicious parents. He was no. When she turned up, he was like you F-

ing... Years ago we had a girl in the audience and she told a story

about how her father found her vibrator in her bed. How old was

she? You left your vibrator in your bed, yeah, I was in a rush I was

late for school. Everyone is like - that's the reaction. Anyway, we

then -... She swapped it for a dinner ticket. Aeupblgts later --

ages later I bumped into this lady and she went you ruined our

family's life. The girl was thinking my parents won't watch a

Channel 4 show. Not only them, all the neighbours watched it. Everyone

watched it. So, finally this girl I met said, I broke out a peace deal

and we are going to have have a dinner party and the family was

back. It was great. We are all going to meet on Saturday night,

family dinner all together. The Friday night a compilation show of

the the best bits of our show. It all kicked off again. Yeah. I guess

we probably shouldn't talk about this, you will lose a job. I love

it. I am a fan myself. I am the voice, I don't put it together or

find kids or spike drinks. I am amazed kids haven't lashed out.

Years ago we had an item on This Morning about untidy bedrooms.

still do. That's on the cycle. We took a picture of our son's bedroom,

teenager sons. We didn't tell them. We never normally did stuff like

that, I don't know why. We showed it the next day and we got home in

Manchester that afternoon and Tom and Dan, who were 15, were waiting

for us, did you have a picture of our bedroom on This Morning, did

you take pictures of under our beds? They didn't talk for three

days. This show, I am surprised there haven't been slayings. There

have been? You have cut those bits out? I just do the voice. Did they

keep tidy rooms after that? nothing works as a parent. We have

to talk about Paloma's look. It's very distinctive. Did you always -

before you became Paloma Faith popstar, were you like who the hell

is she? Were you that girl? I have always dressed up, even since I was

a little girl. I remember going to fancy dress parties and my mum sort

of saying, let's use our imaginations. Me turning up dressed

as Charlie Chaplin in a room full of loads of Charlie Chaplins with

real bowler hats and I had cardboard around my head with a

drawing of a hat on the front and drawing of the bowler hat on the

back. Basically, like ever since I have been thinking of imaginative

ways to wear normal items of clothing, hence this rubber version

of a shift dress. It's lovely. Do you go into shops? Yeah. LAUGHTER

OK. I will rephrase that, do you go into clothes shops? Yeah. Did you

buy that in a shop? No, like when I am sort of working then I have to

like borrow things. I go into shops wear on... If you were popping out

to the shops would I not recognise you? Probably not. Really? I was in

disguise today and I was in a shop near you. Were you here? We have

some of your amazing looks. That's like a Charlie Chaplin hat, only

it's hair. Is that a wig? It's a hat hair. I am an idiot!

Hershey's Kiss. Is that really what that is? No t looks like one. These

are things I wore on my first album. I don't know if you have noticed

but I have grown up a little since then. Now I am more ladylike. These

are pre-chic. That's quite chic. Let's see another one. That's pre-

chic, as well. Yeah. Really? Yeah. You look very chic to me. Wings.

They were very heavy. Were they? I am going to ask you to do a fashion

thing. You have some Comic Relief news, I believe. I do. Damien

Hirst's fundraising total for his prints. What are they called?

Prints of skulls. He's raced so far -- raised so far �122,500. You are

kidding! Wow. APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

So far. Amazing. You can still buy them. Now, I have sort of - I look

at your faces and I know that both of you know what's coming next, and

you look lovely, gents. Richard, you look lovely. Quite staid,

though. I know that Paloma, you have brought clothes with you.

And you are going to kind of Paloma Faith them. Paloma-over! A new word,

it is. You have to give them a Paloma-over, I like that. It's

trending worldwide actually! OK, everyone's up for it. You guys are

up for it. We have put together options for you back stage. Are

they going off now? Yes. OK. If you guys want to - oh, no. Stay there!

We were told to stay until the moment. I am changing, this is the

one from The One Show that they raised. �21. You know what I had to

do for that? My AliG and I got �21. That's from the presenters, Alex

and Matt. I must remember to give that to someone! I will leave it

there. OK. You work your magic on Russell and Richard and we will see

you back here in the transformations later. A round of

applause for them all. APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

In that Comic Relief way, next we have an incredibly moving film and

this is when One Direction went to Africa and it's about two boys

called Idris and Sully. We are in a slum in Africa. 70,000

people live here, all surrounding the biggest rubbish tip you could

possibly imagine. Everywhere you look children are

walking on the tip, skafaging for - - scavaging for rubbish. Sully is

15 and Idris is 12. This is their job. They find wires, bush the wire

-- burn the wires and get copper and sell the copper and make from

70p a day up to �3 at the most. one deserves this. This is

absolutely hor end -- horrendous. You name it, it's in here, from

human faeces to syringes. It's a swamp. They're walking around in

flip-flops. He has massive cuts on his feet. Sully has burns on his

hands. It's absolutely ridiculous. What do you you dream to do? What

are your aspirations? They want to get an education. If you were to

get that education what would you like to do? He wants to be a doctor.

He wants to be a teacher. In a place that makes us full of despair,

from these two boys comes only hope. You are so incredibly brave and

hard working for such young boys. It's remarkable really. Everyone

deserves better than this. We said our goodbyes and leave the slum to

join up with the other boys at a local school where Comic Relief

Clearly the kids here in education are really, really having a great

time. They're learning in English, French, chemistry, maths. This is

the life that Iz -- Idris and Sully should have. It just makes you

think, looking back to school when I was there I never really wanted

to be there. I wanted to be playing on the street, messing about with

friends and these kids are so dedicated and they love learning

and they're having fun learning. It's amazing to see. It really is.

These kids are going to be the country's future doctors, teachers,

and it all starts here. This is the perfect example of your money

making a difference. Idris and Sully would give everything to have

the opportunity to learn, and why shouldn't they? Please donate and

It couldn't be simpler to help tonight. Just choose to donate �5

All your donation will go to help If you need more more information

and conditions you can go to our website. OK, performing again is

the mighty Example with Perfect # I've told too many girls that I

love em # I've told too many girls they're

the one # So why am I sitting here all

alone # How do you measure fun?

# I've called lost property # Too many times

# And I can't live properly # A piece of me died

# I wasn't aware # The Mona Lisa cried

# Maybe I remembered my decent side # Wash the kisses off my neck and

# Lock my past in the basement # I found your perfect replacement

Somebody scream! # Le'ts start - you've torn him

apart # You never know what we may find

on the other side # You never know what we may find

# I called lost property too many times

# # And I can't live properly # A piece of me died

# I wean aware the Mona Lisa died # Maybe I will remember my descent

side # Wash the kisses off my neck

# Lock my past in the basement # Remember my love

# Remember my name # Locked my past in the basement

# I found your perfect replace. High pressure high pressure --

replace. # I've found your perfect