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Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Frankie Boyle! | 0:00:02 | 0:00:05 | |
This programme contains very strong language and adult humour. | 0:00:05 | 0:00:08 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:00:08 | 0:00:10 | |
Hello, and welcome to the 2017 New World Order Review Of The Year. | 0:00:22 | 0:00:26 | |
And it's been an eventful year. | 0:00:26 | 0:00:29 | |
Theresa May looks crushed, doesn't she? | 0:00:29 | 0:00:32 | |
Her body language is amazing. | 0:00:32 | 0:00:34 | |
I didn't realise it was possible to limp with both legs. | 0:00:34 | 0:00:38 | |
AUDIENCE LAUGH | 0:00:38 | 0:00:40 | |
Those necklaces keep getting bigger, as well. | 0:00:40 | 0:00:43 | |
She looks like the worst prize on a hoopla stall | 0:00:43 | 0:00:46 | |
run by the Wu-Tang Clan. | 0:00:46 | 0:00:49 | |
AUDIENCE LAUGH | 0:00:49 | 0:00:51 | |
It's been a year of sexual assault allegations. | 0:00:51 | 0:00:54 | |
Harvey Weinstein checked himself into rehab on a ranch. | 0:00:54 | 0:00:58 | |
I think the last thing this world needs is Harvey Weinstein | 0:00:58 | 0:01:02 | |
learning how to use a lasso. | 0:01:02 | 0:01:05 | |
AUDIENCE LAUGH | 0:01:05 | 0:01:06 | |
"Harvey! Harvey, that's not how you mount a horse!" | 0:01:06 | 0:01:10 | |
AUDIENCE LAUGH | 0:01:10 | 0:01:11 | |
They've got yoga therapy at this sex clinic | 0:01:11 | 0:01:14 | |
they're all checking themselves into. | 0:01:14 | 0:01:16 | |
I don't think we want any of these people | 0:01:16 | 0:01:18 | |
retraining as yoga instructors. | 0:01:18 | 0:01:20 | |
"Breathe in through your nose and out through my cock." | 0:01:20 | 0:01:24 | |
AUDIENCE LAUGH | 0:01:24 | 0:01:26 | |
Kevin Spacey really went for it, didn't he? | 0:01:28 | 0:01:31 | |
Imagine at this point in history, being adjudged such a sex predator | 0:01:31 | 0:01:36 | |
that you're not allowed to play the President of the United States. | 0:01:36 | 0:01:40 | |
AUDIENCE LAUGH | 0:01:40 | 0:01:42 | |
AUDIENCE APPLAUD | 0:01:42 | 0:01:44 | |
It amazes me, really, that Donald Trump hasn't been assassinated. | 0:01:45 | 0:01:49 | |
Especially when you consider quite a lot of his security | 0:01:49 | 0:01:52 | |
are concentrating on stopping Melania from making a break for it. | 0:01:52 | 0:01:56 | |
AUDIENCE LAUGH | 0:01:56 | 0:01:57 | |
Trump's loved by the Klu Klux Klan and by evangelical Christians. | 0:01:57 | 0:02:02 | |
Which is strange because he's the perfect argument | 0:02:02 | 0:02:05 | |
both against white supremacy and for abortion. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:08 | |
AUDIENCE LAUGH | 0:02:08 | 0:02:10 | |
We had Brexit, led by the least among us, | 0:02:10 | 0:02:13 | |
Boris Johnson, a sort of malevolent baked Alaska... | 0:02:13 | 0:02:17 | |
AUDIENCE LAUGH | 0:02:17 | 0:02:19 | |
..and David Davis, a man who seems to suffer from the same | 0:02:19 | 0:02:22 | |
lack of imagination as his parents. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:25 | |
AUDIENCE LAUGH | 0:02:25 | 0:02:27 | |
Jeremy Corbyn lost the election | 0:02:30 | 0:02:32 | |
because he couldn't appeal to old people, basically. | 0:02:32 | 0:02:35 | |
There's nothing about Corbyn that appeals to the elderly. | 0:02:35 | 0:02:38 | |
What's he got? The support of the grime community | 0:02:38 | 0:02:41 | |
and a passing resemblance to Harold Shipman. | 0:02:41 | 0:02:43 | |
AUDIENCE LAUGH | 0:02:43 | 0:02:45 | |
This year, Britain was the number-three exporter of aid to Yemen. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:52 | |
There's a famine in the Yemen. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:54 | |
And at the same time, the number-two seller of arms to Saudi Arabia, | 0:02:54 | 0:02:58 | |
who are causing the famine in Yemen. | 0:02:58 | 0:03:01 | |
That's like shooting someone in the face, | 0:03:01 | 0:03:03 | |
then spooning porridge into the cavity. | 0:03:03 | 0:03:05 | |
AUDIENCE LAUGH | 0:03:05 | 0:03:08 | |
Apple launched their new iPhone. | 0:03:08 | 0:03:10 | |
This one, you unlock with facial recognition. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:14 | |
My tip is, set it to your cum face. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:17 | |
AUDIENCE LAUGH | 0:03:17 | 0:03:19 | |
So that if someone mugs you for your phone, at least they've got to wank you off first. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:23 | |
AUDIENCE LAUGH | 0:03:23 | 0:03:25 | |
AUDIENCE APPLAUD | 0:03:25 | 0:03:26 | |
At the end of the year, we had the announcement of the Royal Wedding. | 0:03:28 | 0:03:31 | |
We're having a street party with jelly and ice cream. | 0:03:31 | 0:03:33 | |
Nothing to do with the wedding, we're trying to flush out a local paedophile. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:36 | |
AUDIENCE LAUGH | 0:03:36 | 0:03:38 | |
Tonight, we'll be taking a look at the events of the year, | 0:03:38 | 0:03:41 | |
and joining me to discuss them are Sara Pascoe, Katherine Ryan, | 0:03:41 | 0:03:44 | |
Miles Jupp and data journalist, Mona Chalabi! | 0:03:44 | 0:03:47 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:03:47 | 0:03:49 | |
-Hello. GUESTS: -Hi. | 0:04:03 | 0:04:04 | |
Now, tonight, I'll be making a proposition that sums up | 0:04:04 | 0:04:07 | |
my view of the year, and that proposition is... | 0:04:07 | 0:04:10 | |
2017 is the year no-one will look back on fondly | 0:04:10 | 0:04:13 | |
because we'll all be dead. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:15 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:04:15 | 0:04:17 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:04:17 | 0:04:19 | |
This year, one figure dominated the news more than any other - Donald Trump. | 0:04:23 | 0:04:26 | |
He may have to shit by caesarean, | 0:04:26 | 0:04:28 | |
but he's still the most powerful man in the world. | 0:04:28 | 0:04:30 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:04:30 | 0:04:33 | |
This year, he announced US withdrawal from the Paris climate agreement, | 0:04:33 | 0:04:36 | |
championed tax cuts for billionaires | 0:04:36 | 0:04:38 | |
and supported an alleged paedophile | 0:04:38 | 0:04:40 | |
as a Republican candidate for the Senate. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:43 | |
Trump is like a fat bee bashing around inside a greenhouse, | 0:04:43 | 0:04:46 | |
repeatedly failing to understand | 0:04:46 | 0:04:48 | |
why the world doesn't work as he thought it did. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:50 | |
Like any good authoritarian, | 0:04:50 | 0:04:52 | |
a lot of his hatreds are simply projection. | 0:04:52 | 0:04:54 | |
He has targeted North Korea for threatening its neighbour | 0:04:54 | 0:04:57 | |
to the south, promising to expand its nuclear capability, | 0:04:57 | 0:05:00 | |
and assassinating people abroad. | 0:05:00 | 0:05:02 | |
Despite the fact this was pretty much Trump's election manifesto. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:05 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:05:05 | 0:05:07 | |
I don't know if you know, but Trump's brother died from alcoholism, | 0:05:07 | 0:05:10 | |
so Trump avoids alcohol because his brother was an alcoholic. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:13 | |
If only his brother had died from being a massive cunt. | 0:05:13 | 0:05:17 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:05:17 | 0:05:19 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:05:19 | 0:05:21 | |
-Have you enjoyed Trump? Does he worry you? -He doesn't worry me any more. | 0:05:27 | 0:05:30 | |
You know that thing about how once you see how sausages are made, | 0:05:30 | 0:05:33 | |
you don't want to eat sausages? | 0:05:33 | 0:05:34 | |
Politically, he's showing us how the sausages are made. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:38 | |
Politics has always been poisonous and toxic and awful, | 0:05:38 | 0:05:41 | |
and they've always had nuclear buttons and there've always been pigs. | 0:05:41 | 0:05:45 | |
Now you can see it. Now we all know. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:47 | |
-But the thing is, it's not affecting his popularity. -People like sausages. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:51 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:05:51 | 0:05:52 | |
-Exactly. Exactly. -That's the problem. | 0:05:52 | 0:05:54 | |
-Mona, how's Trump holding up in the polls? -Really well. | 0:05:54 | 0:05:58 | |
In November 2017, | 0:05:58 | 0:06:00 | |
he was basically as popular as he was in November 2016. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:04 | |
Which is still not very popular. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:05 | |
I think 59% of Americans disapprove of him, | 0:06:05 | 0:06:07 | |
which makes him an historically-unpopular president. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:10 | |
Like, no other president really comes close, apart from Gerald Ford. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:13 | |
But he was an historically unpopular candidate. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:15 | |
You're seeing this all the time now, that as long as you're just divisive, | 0:06:15 | 0:06:18 | |
it doesn't matter, as long as you've just got this | 0:06:18 | 0:06:20 | |
one demographic that will kind of back you. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:23 | |
And do people worry that he's a Russian mole? | 0:06:23 | 0:06:26 | |
I mean, it would certainly explain why he can't speak English. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:29 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:06:29 | 0:06:31 | |
I find him amazing to watch. Just that level of sort of rage. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:35 | |
I think a lot of it's to do with his diet, probably. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:38 | |
He only eats fast-food. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:39 | |
He's basically full all the time of salt and sugar. | 0:06:39 | 0:06:42 | |
So any behaviour you see is a direct symptom of that. | 0:06:42 | 0:06:46 | |
Like a child that's had too much jelly gets very, very high | 0:06:46 | 0:06:49 | |
and then has these sort of miserable crashes. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:51 | |
And then he presumably consumes no roughage...whatsoever, | 0:06:51 | 0:06:55 | |
which is why most of his real fury | 0:06:55 | 0:06:57 | |
is reserved for when he's on the lavatory. | 0:06:57 | 0:07:00 | |
-Tweeting. -He's tweeting there. He's angry, he's lonely. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:02 | |
I shouldn't imagine he's the sort of person that has books in his loo. | 0:07:02 | 0:07:05 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:07:05 | 0:07:07 | |
The only thing he's got to do is read about himself on the internet | 0:07:07 | 0:07:10 | |
and then get angry and then let it all out. | 0:07:10 | 0:07:12 | |
There have been a lot of examples of Trump doing bizarre things this year. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:17 | |
A highlight from me is this peculiar footage from August, | 0:07:17 | 0:07:20 | |
where Trump idiotically looks directly into the solar eclipse. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:23 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:07:32 | 0:07:34 | |
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE | 0:07:39 | 0:07:42 | |
What happened is people beforehand will have been briefing him, going, "Don't look at the sun", | 0:07:43 | 0:07:47 | |
and when he was out there, people were shouting, "Don't look at the sun", | 0:07:47 | 0:07:50 | |
so there was a small gap when no-one was telling him not to look at the sun. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:54 | |
And he looked at the sun. | 0:07:54 | 0:07:56 | |
And he pointed to the sun in case nobody knew where it was. | 0:07:56 | 0:08:00 | |
"There it is. It's up there. Why are you looking at me?" | 0:08:00 | 0:08:03 | |
She, on the other hand, she's probably sort of, | 0:08:03 | 0:08:05 | |
probably would feel in two ways about losing her sight. | 0:08:05 | 0:08:07 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:08:07 | 0:08:10 | |
She's probably trying to burn the image of him | 0:08:10 | 0:08:12 | |
on top of her out of her retinas. | 0:08:12 | 0:08:14 | |
GROANING | 0:08:14 | 0:08:16 | |
Well, that was too far. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:18 | |
Trump's a dangerous man. If you tell him he can't do something, he'll do it. | 0:08:18 | 0:08:21 | |
I think men like Trump should be told, you know, | 0:08:21 | 0:08:25 | |
"You can't make a woman your age climax. You can't do it." | 0:08:25 | 0:08:28 | |
And then they'll just spend their whole lives trying. | 0:08:28 | 0:08:31 | |
"You can't tell me I can't make a woman my own age climax." | 0:08:31 | 0:08:34 | |
And then they'll have to spend time around women with educations and opinions. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:38 | |
And then it might solve things a little. | 0:08:38 | 0:08:41 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:08:41 | 0:08:43 | |
In September, Trump was filmed in Texas supposedly helping | 0:08:43 | 0:08:46 | |
victims of Hurricane Harvey. | 0:08:46 | 0:08:48 | |
Watch this baffling news footage of his half-hearted attempt | 0:08:48 | 0:08:51 | |
to load an aid truck. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:54 | |
Hey, can you handle this? It's a lot of... | 0:08:54 | 0:08:56 | |
-Yes, sir. -Have a good time. -Thank you. | 0:08:56 | 0:08:59 | |
I'll put this back here for you. All right? | 0:09:01 | 0:09:04 | |
OK? You got it. | 0:09:04 | 0:09:06 | |
-Is this going in there? -Yes, sir. One more. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:09 | |
OK, fellas. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:11 | |
You're all set. Thank you. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:14 | |
AUDIENCE LAUGH | 0:09:14 | 0:09:17 | |
Beautiful! All right! That's good exercise. | 0:09:17 | 0:09:20 | |
AUDIENCE APPLAUD | 0:09:21 | 0:09:24 | |
He moves like a sort of walrus on a segway or something. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:30 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:09:30 | 0:09:33 | |
He does a lot of these sort of opportunities, | 0:09:33 | 0:09:35 | |
and yet seems very ill at ease. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:36 | |
You know when George Osborne would accidentally be left alone | 0:09:36 | 0:09:39 | |
with a construction worker for five seconds, | 0:09:39 | 0:09:42 | |
and he'd be going, "All right?" | 0:09:42 | 0:09:44 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:09:44 | 0:09:46 | |
I think there's a thing where he knows | 0:09:46 | 0:09:49 | |
-they can only show five seconds of that on a news show. -Mm-hm. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:52 | |
So almost by accident, his attention span, his lack of attention, | 0:09:52 | 0:09:57 | |
fits in with the media's lack of attention. | 0:09:57 | 0:09:59 | |
Because he knows he's never going to be called on that. | 0:09:59 | 0:10:01 | |
But what most people showed was him standing on top of a truck. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:04 | |
I remember this went really viral, being, like, "Great crowd here! Great crowd!" | 0:10:04 | 0:10:09 | |
But 12,700 homes were destroyed and 82 people died | 0:10:09 | 0:10:11 | |
in the second-worst natural disaster in US history | 0:10:11 | 0:10:13 | |
and he's, like, "Oh, loads of people showed up to see me!" | 0:10:13 | 0:10:17 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:10:17 | 0:10:19 | |
Black Americans are near the top of Trump's list of adversaries. | 0:10:19 | 0:10:22 | |
Somewhere in-between Muslims and common decency. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:26 | |
But Trump's nemesis this year | 0:10:26 | 0:10:27 | |
has been North Korean leader Kim Jong-un. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:30 | |
Here's how North Korean state TV | 0:10:30 | 0:10:31 | |
portray their leader's life as one long party. | 0:10:31 | 0:10:34 | |
UPBEAT SINGING | 0:10:35 | 0:10:37 | |
KOREAN COMMENTARY | 0:10:44 | 0:10:45 | |
KOREAN COMMENTARY | 0:10:51 | 0:10:54 | |
MUSIC PLAYS | 0:10:54 | 0:10:56 | |
ROUSING SINGING | 0:11:00 | 0:11:02 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:11:10 | 0:11:13 | |
You know, he's enjoying it. | 0:11:19 | 0:11:21 | |
He looks like, you know, he's getting more out of it than Trump. | 0:11:21 | 0:11:24 | |
I mean, who are we to deny him his happiness, I suppose? | 0:11:24 | 0:11:27 | |
They've developed nuclear warheads. | 0:11:27 | 0:11:30 | |
But basically, at the moment, | 0:11:30 | 0:11:31 | |
their delivery system is £3 million worth of stamps. | 0:11:31 | 0:11:34 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:11:34 | 0:11:36 | |
And they're trying to say that, oh, eventually, | 0:11:38 | 0:11:40 | |
they're going to be able to hit LA, which means we'll lose, what, | 0:11:40 | 0:11:42 | |
James Corden and half-a-million rapists? | 0:11:42 | 0:11:44 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:11:44 | 0:11:47 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:11:47 | 0:11:49 | |
Whilst World War III was brewing in North Korea, there was | 0:11:52 | 0:11:55 | |
an invasion of a different kind in South Korea, | 0:11:55 | 0:11:57 | |
which became one of the most-shared clips of the year. | 0:11:57 | 0:11:59 | |
Here's the embarrassing moment a serious BBC interview | 0:11:59 | 0:12:02 | |
turned into a farce. | 0:12:02 | 0:12:04 | |
The question is, how do democracies respond to those scandals? | 0:12:04 | 0:12:06 | |
And what will it mean for, er...for the wider region? | 0:12:06 | 0:12:09 | |
I think one of your children's just walked in. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:12 | |
I mean, shifting sands in the region? | 0:12:12 | 0:12:13 | |
Do you think relations with the north may change? | 0:12:13 | 0:12:17 | |
Um...I would be surprised if they do. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:20 | |
The, um... Pardon me. | 0:12:20 | 0:12:23 | |
My apologies. | 0:12:25 | 0:12:28 | |
What will this mean for the region? | 0:12:32 | 0:12:34 | |
My apologies. North, er... | 0:12:34 | 0:12:36 | |
Sorry. | 0:12:38 | 0:12:39 | |
-AUDIENCE APPLAUD -Um...North Korea... South Korea's policies... | 0:12:39 | 0:12:42 | |
It was perfect, wasn't it? It was like Some Like It Hot. | 0:12:46 | 0:12:48 | |
Everything was... Every bit is perfect. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:51 | |
You notice something new every time you watch it. | 0:12:51 | 0:12:53 | |
I didn't realise the toddler got crushed | 0:12:53 | 0:12:56 | |
by the baby's little jungle gym on the way out. | 0:12:56 | 0:12:58 | |
It's the way they both walk in that I love so much. | 0:12:58 | 0:13:01 | |
And they absolutely know what they're doing. Like, "I'm on telly"! | 0:13:01 | 0:13:05 | |
Glorious. I mean, your children are ultimately out to destroy you. | 0:13:05 | 0:13:08 | |
-LAUGHTER -This is, I suppose, evidence of it. | 0:13:08 | 0:13:11 | |
That kind of look on his face, as if he's said, | 0:13:11 | 0:13:13 | |
"Daddy has to do one thing. One work thing today. | 0:13:13 | 0:13:17 | |
"How often am I interviewed on the news? Almost never. | 0:13:17 | 0:13:20 | |
"If no-one can come into the study for that five-minute window, that's all I ask." | 0:13:20 | 0:13:24 | |
And that just defeated look on his face, | 0:13:24 | 0:13:25 | |
"What's the worst thing that could happen? | 0:13:25 | 0:13:27 | |
"This, the thing that's happening to me now." | 0:13:27 | 0:13:29 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:13:29 | 0:13:31 | |
I love to think that he couldn't get up and help | 0:13:31 | 0:13:33 | |
because he was naked from the waist down. | 0:13:33 | 0:13:35 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:13:35 | 0:13:37 | |
That's how I take Skype news at home. | 0:13:39 | 0:13:41 | |
Anyway, many of us thought that Donald Trump would walk away | 0:13:41 | 0:13:44 | |
with the title of the Worst Person Of The Year, | 0:13:44 | 0:13:46 | |
but we were forgetting about one man - Piers Morgan. | 0:13:46 | 0:13:49 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:13:49 | 0:13:51 | |
Watch this uneasy interview where Piers ambushes a bewildered | 0:13:51 | 0:13:54 | |
Mariah Carey and tirelessly tries to get her reaction | 0:13:54 | 0:13:57 | |
to breaking news in Las Vegas. | 0:13:57 | 0:14:00 | |
Mariah, thank you so much for joining us. | 0:14:00 | 0:14:02 | |
I don't know if you're aware of the breaking news, | 0:14:02 | 0:14:04 | |
but there's been a massive gun attack in Las Vegas tonight, | 0:14:04 | 0:14:08 | |
within the last hour, with a shooter | 0:14:08 | 0:14:12 | |
raining down rapid-fire gunfire | 0:14:12 | 0:14:15 | |
on thousands of concert-goers. | 0:14:15 | 0:14:17 | |
I know you weren't aware of this before you've just come on air, | 0:14:17 | 0:14:20 | |
but what is your immediate reaction to what I've just told you? | 0:14:20 | 0:14:24 | |
I mean, it's just what everybody's gut reaction would be, | 0:14:27 | 0:14:31 | |
which is, this is horrible. | 0:14:31 | 0:14:32 | |
And I pray for the victims and I hope this... | 0:14:32 | 0:14:36 | |
-Have they caught the shooter yet, or...? -Apparently, one shooter... | 0:14:36 | 0:14:41 | |
-One down... -Do you guys know? -One shooter is confirmed dead. | 0:14:41 | 0:14:44 | |
He was found on the 32nd floor of the Mandalay Bay hotel. | 0:14:44 | 0:14:49 | |
It would appear that that shooter, | 0:14:49 | 0:14:51 | |
either operating alone or with others, has shot down, | 0:14:51 | 0:14:55 | |
and we've seen lots of video footage of this, has shot down, | 0:14:55 | 0:14:58 | |
raining hundreds of bullets. | 0:14:58 | 0:15:00 | |
Obviously, you'd understand better than most that this is | 0:15:00 | 0:15:03 | |
a big breaking story in America | 0:15:03 | 0:15:05 | |
and we need to work out exactly what's been going on there, | 0:15:05 | 0:15:09 | |
so we'll talk to you in a minute or two. | 0:15:09 | 0:15:11 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:15:15 | 0:15:19 | |
If she'd known it'd be about a mass shooting, | 0:15:21 | 0:15:23 | |
she'd have started off in a different position. | 0:15:23 | 0:15:25 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:15:25 | 0:15:27 | |
But she makes a decision not to change position. | 0:15:27 | 0:15:30 | |
She looks down and goes, "Nah, it's OK". | 0:15:30 | 0:15:33 | |
When you've been sausaged into that much shape wear, you don't have a choice. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:38 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:15:38 | 0:15:40 | |
Also, and I know that obviously, it's a very serious, serious story, | 0:15:40 | 0:15:43 | |
but why has she got a Christmas tree up? This was in October. | 0:15:43 | 0:15:45 | |
Because it's Christmas all year round at her place. | 0:15:45 | 0:15:48 | |
Do you think that's it? So, she can sing her song at people? | 0:15:48 | 0:15:51 | |
Mariah Carey is the queen of Christmas | 0:15:51 | 0:15:53 | |
and I'll not hear any Mariah Carey bashing here tonight. | 0:15:53 | 0:15:55 | |
-If anything... -You're not going to hear any. | 0:15:55 | 0:15:57 | |
I think there should be a channel where we just break news to Mariah Carey. | 0:15:57 | 0:16:00 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:16:00 | 0:16:02 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:16:02 | 0:16:04 | |
-All sorts of news. -Yeah. -All day, every day. | 0:16:04 | 0:16:07 | |
Mariah Carey Reacts! | 0:16:07 | 0:16:08 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:16:08 | 0:16:10 | |
Give it to her, 100 years of history. | 0:16:10 | 0:16:12 | |
IMITATES MARIAH CAREY: What a tragedy for the people of the Yemen! | 0:16:12 | 0:16:15 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:16:15 | 0:16:18 | |
Meanwhile, the news in Britain was dominated by Brexit. | 0:16:18 | 0:16:21 | |
In March, Article 50 was triggered, | 0:16:21 | 0:16:23 | |
leading to fractious Brexit negotiations | 0:16:23 | 0:16:26 | |
between the UK and the rest of the EU. | 0:16:26 | 0:16:28 | |
The prospect of Brexit has already managed to get immigration down | 0:16:28 | 0:16:32 | |
and exports up by making the pound worthless. | 0:16:32 | 0:16:34 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:16:34 | 0:16:36 | |
At the moment, Britain is in a strange position, where we | 0:16:36 | 0:16:38 | |
seem to be sanguine about foreigners owning our infrastructure, | 0:16:38 | 0:16:41 | |
we just don't want them picking our fruit. | 0:16:41 | 0:16:43 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:16:43 | 0:16:45 | |
A full-member state leaving the EU is an unprecedented move | 0:16:45 | 0:16:47 | |
and it's important for news shows to canvass informed opinions. | 0:16:47 | 0:16:51 | |
Here's Prince Andrew's insightful forensic analysis of the whole thing. | 0:16:51 | 0:16:54 | |
You can look at it two ways. You can either look at it as a glass half-empty, | 0:16:54 | 0:16:57 | |
"Oh, my God, why have we done this?" | 0:16:57 | 0:16:59 | |
Or you can look at it as a glass half-full, which is, | 0:16:59 | 0:17:01 | |
"OK, that's where we are". | 0:17:01 | 0:17:03 | |
We've been concentrating on 27 countries... | 0:17:03 | 0:17:06 | |
..if you take that as an internal market... | 0:17:08 | 0:17:11 | |
..there's an external market that is a lot bigger. | 0:17:13 | 0:17:15 | |
And many businesses hadn't looked over that garden fence, | 0:17:15 | 0:17:20 | |
to some extent. | 0:17:20 | 0:17:22 | |
And in my experience recently, | 0:17:22 | 0:17:24 | |
businesses that look over the garden fence have gone, | 0:17:24 | 0:17:27 | |
"Hm! The grass is not quite as dark | 0:17:27 | 0:17:30 | |
"and unforgiving as you might expect. | 0:17:30 | 0:17:33 | |
"And actually, you know, getting over the fence, | 0:17:33 | 0:17:35 | |
"there might be some fresh grass out there." | 0:17:35 | 0:17:36 | |
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE | 0:17:36 | 0:17:39 | |
# The Grand Old Duke of York | 0:17:43 | 0:17:45 | |
# He knew absolutely fuck-all about anything. # | 0:17:45 | 0:17:48 | |
He has sort of taken his trolley to the metaphor supermarket there, hasn't he? | 0:17:48 | 0:17:52 | |
And gone absolutely crazy in the aisles. | 0:17:52 | 0:17:54 | |
Also, I think that's a lot worse than Mariah Carey. | 0:17:54 | 0:17:57 | |
I think it's a lot worse to think you know what you're talking about | 0:17:57 | 0:18:00 | |
and talk gibberish than to just go, | 0:18:00 | 0:18:02 | |
"I am not qualified to talk about this". | 0:18:02 | 0:18:04 | |
Still not quite as bad as David Davis. | 0:18:04 | 0:18:06 | |
-To not be qualified and still talking about it. -Yeah. | 0:18:06 | 0:18:10 | |
He was supposed to have done 58 reports on the impact of Brexit | 0:18:10 | 0:18:13 | |
and he just went, "Oh, I've not done anything." | 0:18:13 | 0:18:16 | |
If he was working at sort of county council level, you'd go, | 0:18:16 | 0:18:19 | |
"This guy is not great, is he?" | 0:18:19 | 0:18:21 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:18:21 | 0:18:22 | |
People don't seem that bothered about... | 0:18:24 | 0:18:27 | |
You know, some of the Tory MPs were going, | 0:18:27 | 0:18:30 | |
"That's Ireland's problem if they have to bring back the border". | 0:18:30 | 0:18:32 | |
I thought, historically, they're quite good at making it your problem. | 0:18:32 | 0:18:36 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:18:36 | 0:18:38 | |
-You worried, Kath? -I wouldn't say worried. | 0:18:41 | 0:18:43 | |
I think there's a lot worse than Theresa May out there, | 0:18:43 | 0:18:46 | |
-and she is a garbage fire. -LAUGHTER | 0:18:46 | 0:18:48 | |
But... | 0:18:50 | 0:18:52 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:18:52 | 0:18:54 | |
Is it true, Mona, that a lot of the people who voted Leave are dead? | 0:18:59 | 0:19:02 | |
No! | 0:19:02 | 0:19:04 | |
Oh, because of just ageing, because they were older? | 0:19:04 | 0:19:07 | |
-Yeah. -No, I don't think a lot. | 0:19:07 | 0:19:08 | |
I think that's a little bit of an exaggeration. | 0:19:08 | 0:19:10 | |
I heard they're hanging on in there just to see it. | 0:19:10 | 0:19:12 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:19:12 | 0:19:14 | |
But the thing that is sort of amazing is that a year later, | 0:19:14 | 0:19:17 | |
like, their opinions have barely changed.. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:19 | |
Like, even despite everything, | 0:19:19 | 0:19:21 | |
Leave voters are just as likely to say that they want to leave, | 0:19:21 | 0:19:23 | |
and Remain voters are, like, slightly more entrenched, but not much. | 0:19:23 | 0:19:26 | |
It's impossible to change an old person's mind about anything. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:29 | |
Isn't it worrying that all of our diplomats | 0:19:29 | 0:19:31 | |
-and all of our politicians are incredible old? -Yeah. | 0:19:31 | 0:19:33 | |
I mean, old people are... I don't.. | 0:19:33 | 0:19:35 | |
I mean, they are ruining this country. | 0:19:35 | 0:19:38 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:19:38 | 0:19:40 | |
The average age of the party leaders now is, like... | 0:19:40 | 0:19:43 | |
Vince Cable's the only pro-European one because he remembers | 0:19:43 | 0:19:45 | |
when we were still joined onto it. | 0:19:45 | 0:19:47 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:19:47 | 0:19:50 | |
And a lot of the stuff with Brexit, it gets talked about in the | 0:19:50 | 0:19:53 | |
abstract, but people talk about controlling immigration, or... | 0:19:53 | 0:19:56 | |
I mean, you can't have a racist immigration policy that, | 0:19:56 | 0:20:00 | |
you know, some people who voted for Brexit would want because, | 0:20:00 | 0:20:03 | |
like, the country functions on immigration. | 0:20:03 | 0:20:06 | |
Like, if you had what they wanted, the construction industry would be | 0:20:06 | 0:20:11 | |
one guy called Terry trying to fit 12,000 kitchens a week or something. | 0:20:11 | 0:20:14 | |
It's like the NHS. The NHS is completely run by, like... | 0:20:16 | 0:20:20 | |
Who are our nurses? | 0:20:20 | 0:20:22 | |
They're immigrants. What are we going to do without them? | 0:20:22 | 0:20:24 | |
I mean, it is racist. It's pointedly racist. | 0:20:24 | 0:20:27 | |
Because there are British people who will slag off immigrants to me. | 0:20:27 | 0:20:30 | |
I'm like, "I'm an immigrant, you dumb fuck." | 0:20:30 | 0:20:34 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:20:34 | 0:20:35 | |
Saying that she needed to strengthen her hand for Brexit | 0:20:39 | 0:20:42 | |
negotiations, in April, Theresa May called a general election. | 0:20:42 | 0:20:46 | |
Even though she promised earlier in the year that there | 0:20:46 | 0:20:48 | |
definitely wouldn't be one. | 0:20:48 | 0:20:49 | |
The election was initially predicted to result in a Tory landslide, | 0:20:49 | 0:20:52 | |
but in fact they ended up losing their parliamentary majority. | 0:20:52 | 0:20:56 | |
Theresa May thought she'd be wielding a 100-seat majority | 0:20:56 | 0:20:58 | |
like the One Ring. Instead, she merely persists, | 0:20:58 | 0:21:01 | |
like a sort of electoral skid mark. | 0:21:01 | 0:21:03 | |
You know, she doesn't have that big a majority. | 0:21:06 | 0:21:08 | |
There are people who say, "Well, look, we just won't vote with you." | 0:21:08 | 0:21:11 | |
The people around her have an enormous position of power. | 0:21:11 | 0:21:14 | |
And I imagine she can say in a Cabinet meeting, | 0:21:14 | 0:21:16 | |
"I think we should do this." And people go, "Do you, though?" | 0:21:16 | 0:21:18 | |
And she'll go, "I don't think that." | 0:21:18 | 0:21:20 | |
She's sort of just been held in position by senior Tories | 0:21:20 | 0:21:25 | |
as they manoeuvre. She's sort of like a body in an action movie. | 0:21:25 | 0:21:29 | |
You know, when they pick up a body and they shoot round it? | 0:21:29 | 0:21:31 | |
And she's just... | 0:21:31 | 0:21:32 | |
Sad, really, that Labour don't seem as committed to fighting | 0:21:35 | 0:21:38 | |
the Tory party as Theresa May's internal monologue. | 0:21:38 | 0:21:41 | |
In October, things got worse for her. | 0:21:41 | 0:21:44 | |
Who can forget the cringeworthy and unforgettable scenes | 0:21:44 | 0:21:46 | |
from her conference speech? | 0:21:46 | 0:21:48 | |
COUGHING | 0:21:48 | 0:21:49 | |
CLEARS THROAT | 0:21:53 | 0:21:54 | |
WEAKLY: We remember... COUGHS | 0:21:56 | 0:21:58 | |
And let me say one more thing... | 0:22:05 | 0:22:07 | |
COUGHS | 0:22:07 | 0:22:09 | |
An image of modern Britain, in all its diversity, compassion | 0:22:09 | 0:22:14 | |
and strength, that was shared around the globe. | 0:22:14 | 0:22:18 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:22:18 | 0:22:20 | |
-It must be the worst conference speech ever. -Yeah. | 0:22:26 | 0:22:29 | |
I've never, ever seen any of them. | 0:22:29 | 0:22:32 | |
So that's the only bit of any conference speech I've ever seen, | 0:22:32 | 0:22:34 | |
and it was rubbish. | 0:22:34 | 0:22:36 | |
So I don't think I want to watch any more. | 0:22:36 | 0:22:38 | |
I think the letters made it. | 0:22:38 | 0:22:40 | |
Because there'll be a point where she came off and went, "Well, that was terrible, wasn't it? | 0:22:40 | 0:22:44 | |
And someone will have gone, "Especially when the letters fell off." | 0:22:44 | 0:22:46 | |
There's one where she coughs, she surprises herself, | 0:22:50 | 0:22:53 | |
like if you burp when you're asleep. | 0:22:53 | 0:22:55 | |
She's like, "Oh! Excuse me!" | 0:22:55 | 0:22:57 | |
-I will always slightly love her for that, I think. -People did. | 0:22:59 | 0:23:02 | |
I think it garnered her a lot of sympathy. | 0:23:02 | 0:23:04 | |
We've all had a tickly cough. It's not the worst thing. | 0:23:04 | 0:23:07 | |
And I think it shows our humanity that can watch that and go, "Aw!" | 0:23:07 | 0:23:10 | |
But meanwhile, Tories would see it and go, | 0:23:10 | 0:23:12 | |
"It's coughing, it's sick, kill it. Cut its benefits off." | 0:23:12 | 0:23:15 | |
They are becoming increasingly divorced from the general public, | 0:23:17 | 0:23:21 | |
the Tories, I think. The average Cabinet Minister, | 0:23:21 | 0:23:23 | |
the only reason he keeps a photo of his kid in his wallet is so he | 0:23:23 | 0:23:26 | |
doesn't pick up the wrong one at the end of term. | 0:23:26 | 0:23:29 | |
Do you think they're becoming more divorced from the public, Miles? | 0:23:30 | 0:23:34 | |
You couldn't identify with a lot of politicians as people on the street. | 0:23:34 | 0:23:37 | |
I mean, even I look at politicians and think, "God, he seems posh." | 0:23:37 | 0:23:40 | |
So I think that sort of divide is there. | 0:23:42 | 0:23:45 | |
And I think people all feel that, enormously. | 0:23:45 | 0:23:48 | |
But I don't think the Tories are becoming more unpopular. | 0:23:48 | 0:23:50 | |
They're doing a terrible job | 0:23:50 | 0:23:51 | |
and lots of people's lives are getting actively worse, | 0:23:51 | 0:23:54 | |
but Labour aren't coming back with any kind of popularity. | 0:23:54 | 0:23:58 | |
This would be a perfect time to be in Opposition, because there are | 0:23:58 | 0:24:01 | |
so many points they're failing the people of this country. | 0:24:01 | 0:24:03 | |
And there isn't a proper opposition to it. | 0:24:03 | 0:24:05 | |
Every day, people should be bombarded with, "This is what's | 0:24:05 | 0:24:08 | |
"happening in the NHS, this is what's happening with housing." | 0:24:08 | 0:24:10 | |
Christmas, it was the highest number of homeless children ever. | 0:24:10 | 0:24:13 | |
Anyone in politics should be utterly ashamed of themselves | 0:24:13 | 0:24:16 | |
that that's happening. Everyone's as bad as each other. | 0:24:16 | 0:24:18 | |
But they're not as bad as each other. | 0:24:18 | 0:24:20 | |
And I think if we just dismiss everyone as, "Oh, it's all evil," | 0:24:20 | 0:24:23 | |
that's when people don't show up to vote. | 0:24:23 | 0:24:25 | |
Yeah, you're right. | 0:24:25 | 0:24:26 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:24:26 | 0:24:28 | |
Anyway. 2017 was a breakthrough year for Jeremy Corbyn. | 0:24:30 | 0:24:32 | |
He defied expectations with Labour's performance at the election, | 0:24:32 | 0:24:36 | |
gaining 30 seats across the country. | 0:24:36 | 0:24:38 | |
Although Corbyn's attempts at celebrating with party members | 0:24:38 | 0:24:41 | |
were a bit less impressive. Embarrassingly for him, the media | 0:24:41 | 0:24:44 | |
managed to expertly capture his repeated high five fails. | 0:24:44 | 0:24:47 | |
His high five with Emily Thornbury went a touch too far, perhaps. | 0:24:47 | 0:24:53 | |
I think what Jeremy Corbyn's done is, | 0:24:53 | 0:24:56 | |
if you like, effectively won another election. | 0:24:56 | 0:24:58 | |
Because I know of two very prominent Labour MPs | 0:24:58 | 0:25:01 | |
who were planning to launch... | 0:25:01 | 0:25:04 | |
Thank you! Thank you, Jeremy! | 0:25:04 | 0:25:06 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:25:09 | 0:25:11 | |
He's been a socialist for, what, 60-odd years? | 0:25:16 | 0:25:19 | |
He's not had a lot to high five about. | 0:25:19 | 0:25:22 | |
"They've privatised our utilities!" | 0:25:22 | 0:25:24 | |
But it's not his fault, | 0:25:25 | 0:25:26 | |
he's surrounded by people who can't high five him. That's all it is. | 0:25:26 | 0:25:30 | |
He's doing it right, he's done what they did in rehearsal, | 0:25:30 | 0:25:33 | |
he's stuck the hand out. | 0:25:33 | 0:25:34 | |
I also heard that Emily Thornbury | 0:25:34 | 0:25:35 | |
is always putting her boob in men's hands. | 0:25:35 | 0:25:37 | |
Actually, you didn't see it, she created that whole situation | 0:25:39 | 0:25:42 | |
because she's like... | 0:25:42 | 0:25:43 | |
I think, legally, we're going to be on shaky ground there. | 0:25:45 | 0:25:48 | |
I think, on the left at the moment, you hear people talking about, | 0:25:49 | 0:25:52 | |
"We need narratives to engage people, | 0:25:52 | 0:25:54 | |
"we need to have the stories." And you're like, | 0:25:54 | 0:25:56 | |
you're just talking about different ways of tricking people. | 0:25:56 | 0:25:59 | |
Why don't you try and be honest with them? | 0:25:59 | 0:26:01 | |
You know, when Jeremy Corbyn talks about Brexit, it's really evasive, | 0:26:01 | 0:26:05 | |
he looks like he's holding the coats at an orgy or something. | 0:26:05 | 0:26:08 | |
Jeremy Corbyn is often criticised for his scruffy appearance, | 0:26:11 | 0:26:14 | |
so he was a surprising choice for the cover of GQ magazine. | 0:26:14 | 0:26:18 | |
Here's an image from the article where the photographer attempts to | 0:26:18 | 0:26:21 | |
reinvent Corbyn's look with a moody, black-and-white shot. | 0:26:21 | 0:26:24 | |
Sort of looks like he's waiting for his flu jab. | 0:26:26 | 0:26:29 | |
I've always kind of hated GQ. | 0:26:32 | 0:26:34 | |
It seems to me to be just a watch catalogue. | 0:26:34 | 0:26:38 | |
Do you know that thing, those guys who are like, | 0:26:38 | 0:26:41 | |
"I used to just be a prick, | 0:26:41 | 0:26:42 | |
"now I'm a prick in four different time zones." | 0:26:42 | 0:26:45 | |
"I've gone from being a prick to a highly-muggable prick." | 0:26:47 | 0:26:50 | |
There's a kind of glamour to it. | 0:26:53 | 0:26:54 | |
He has that sort of, you know, "Sometimes you've got to | 0:26:54 | 0:26:56 | |
"roll your sleeves up and get a little bit dirty." | 0:26:56 | 0:26:59 | |
You've sexualised that image. | 0:26:59 | 0:27:01 | |
Just if someone rolls their sleeves up, Frankie, | 0:27:01 | 0:27:04 | |
that is not necessarily an invitation to sex. You have to... | 0:27:04 | 0:27:07 | |
I can't believe I find us having this conversation again. | 0:27:07 | 0:27:10 | |
He's really, really gained in confidence, though, | 0:27:13 | 0:27:15 | |
and I think that's part of the thing that people distrust about leaders. | 0:27:15 | 0:27:18 | |
It's that growing ego and arrogance that comes with it. | 0:27:18 | 0:27:20 | |
He did this interview with Grazia, saying that | 0:27:20 | 0:27:22 | |
if the election was held next year, he was going to win. | 0:27:22 | 0:27:25 | |
I'm like, hasn't he learned from May? | 0:27:25 | 0:27:27 | |
You can't just assume these things ahead of time. | 0:27:27 | 0:27:29 | |
But you'd got to say that, haven't you? | 0:27:29 | 0:27:31 | |
You've got say yes, otherwise you're already doing your job wrong, | 0:27:31 | 0:27:33 | |
if you're going, "What, THIS election? Oh, no..." | 0:27:33 | 0:27:35 | |
I think you'd get a lot of respect if you said, | 0:27:37 | 0:27:40 | |
"There's no sure thing, we've got a lot of work to do to convince | 0:27:40 | 0:27:42 | |
"the electorate and the votes that we need to win." | 0:27:42 | 0:27:45 | |
I think people would really respect that. | 0:27:45 | 0:27:47 | |
And British people like underdogs, they hate triumphalism. | 0:27:47 | 0:27:49 | |
All this stuff Labour has at the minute of, "Let's unseat Boris," | 0:27:49 | 0:27:53 | |
and all that. You're like, that's for your activists. | 0:27:53 | 0:27:55 | |
-The public hate that. -So you can be more self deprecating? | 0:27:55 | 0:27:58 | |
You could say, "Are you going to win this election?" | 0:27:58 | 0:28:00 | |
"No. And, frankly, nor do we deserve to." | 0:28:00 | 0:28:02 | |
"We might not even run." | 0:28:05 | 0:28:06 | |
There's a theme throughout the general election of a growing | 0:28:10 | 0:28:12 | |
disconnect between the Conservative Party and the public. | 0:28:12 | 0:28:15 | |
They're almost going in opposite directions. | 0:28:15 | 0:28:17 | |
One of the new figures is Jacob Rees-Mogg, | 0:28:17 | 0:28:19 | |
a sort of living Monopoly logo. | 0:28:19 | 0:28:21 | |
A composite drawn from the nightmares | 0:28:22 | 0:28:24 | |
of 18th-century mill workers. | 0:28:24 | 0:28:26 | |
Here was a BBC documentary crew, | 0:28:29 | 0:28:31 | |
capturing his characteristically pompous reaction | 0:28:31 | 0:28:34 | |
to Article 50 being triggered. | 0:28:34 | 0:28:36 | |
Yes, an excellent day. | 0:28:36 | 0:28:38 | |
The process is now underway. | 0:28:38 | 0:28:40 | |
So, as you ripped the covers off this morning, | 0:28:41 | 0:28:44 | |
what was your first thought? | 0:28:44 | 0:28:45 | |
My first thought? | 0:28:45 | 0:28:47 | |
Salva, festa deis, toto venerabilis aevo. | 0:28:47 | 0:28:51 | |
Which I believe I can play for you, actually. | 0:28:51 | 0:28:54 | |
I've been listening to this. | 0:28:54 | 0:28:55 | |
Here we go. | 0:28:55 | 0:28:57 | |
LATIN CHANTING PLAYS | 0:28:57 | 0:29:00 | |
What is it? | 0:29:00 | 0:29:02 | |
"Hail, festal day, venerable through all ages." | 0:29:02 | 0:29:06 | |
It just seems to be an entirely appropriate theme for Brexit. | 0:29:06 | 0:29:11 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:29:11 | 0:29:13 | |
The thing is, if you are doing that as a parody video, | 0:29:16 | 0:29:18 | |
that's the music you would have dubbed over as a joke. | 0:29:18 | 0:29:22 | |
Even when he translates it into English, | 0:29:23 | 0:29:25 | |
-I still don't know what he means. -No, have absolutely no idea. | 0:29:25 | 0:29:29 | |
I don't think he's a serious contender for Prime Minister, | 0:29:29 | 0:29:32 | |
but he contextualises very right-wing people. | 0:29:32 | 0:29:35 | |
I mean, now that he's kind of in the foreground, | 0:29:35 | 0:29:38 | |
Boris Johnson suddenly looks prime ministerial. | 0:29:38 | 0:29:42 | |
If Boris was clever, he would want this guy on television more. | 0:29:42 | 0:29:46 | |
-I think he's a stalking horse, And it's kind of... -Exactly. | 0:29:46 | 0:29:49 | |
"..Your job is to make me look normal." | 0:29:49 | 0:29:51 | |
I think we sort of underestimate him, because subconsciously, | 0:29:52 | 0:29:56 | |
we all think, any minute now, he's about to be arrested by Poirot. | 0:29:56 | 0:29:59 | |
Moving on. In October, Hollywood and the entertainment industry | 0:30:03 | 0:30:06 | |
were rocked by multiple allegations of sexual harassment | 0:30:06 | 0:30:09 | |
against film producer Harvey Weinstein. | 0:30:09 | 0:30:11 | |
This led to a cascade of people coming forward with more accusations | 0:30:11 | 0:30:15 | |
against big stars like Kevin Spacey, Louis CK and Dustin Hoffman. | 0:30:15 | 0:30:19 | |
Time magazine named the victims who'd spoken out about sexual | 0:30:19 | 0:30:22 | |
misconduct, the Silence Breakers, as their people of the year. | 0:30:22 | 0:30:25 | |
And then ruined it by making Donald Trump runner-up, | 0:30:25 | 0:30:28 | |
like he was chasing them. | 0:30:28 | 0:30:29 | |
Were you surprise by the revelations, Katherine? | 0:30:32 | 0:30:35 | |
No, I mean, I was saying when the Bill Cosby stuff happened | 0:30:35 | 0:30:38 | |
that the reason he looked so confused going into the courtroom | 0:30:38 | 0:30:41 | |
is his whole attitude was, | 0:30:41 | 0:30:42 | |
"Well, no, all my friends were raping people, | 0:30:42 | 0:30:45 | |
"I don't really understand. | 0:30:45 | 0:30:46 | |
"Back then, it was just frowned upon, like smoking weed. | 0:30:46 | 0:30:49 | |
"But now you've transported me | 0:30:49 | 0:30:50 | |
"into this whole world where it's unacceptable." | 0:30:50 | 0:30:53 | |
It's like society's moving more quickly than these men are. | 0:30:53 | 0:30:56 | |
At the beginning of his apology speech... | 0:30:56 | 0:30:58 | |
-Are you talking about Weinstein here? -Yeah, Weinstein. | 0:30:58 | 0:31:01 | |
It literally says, "It was different back then," that rules have changed. | 0:31:01 | 0:31:05 | |
As if someone else has moved the goalposts. | 0:31:05 | 0:31:07 | |
And again, he's accused of rape at the most serious | 0:31:07 | 0:31:10 | |
end of the assaults and things he's been accused of. | 0:31:10 | 0:31:12 | |
Literally saying to everyone else, "You've change the rules." | 0:31:12 | 0:31:16 | |
Which is different from saying, | 0:31:16 | 0:31:18 | |
"I've done something utterly wrong," or lots of things wrong. | 0:31:18 | 0:31:21 | |
And rape was always obviously wrong. | 0:31:21 | 0:31:23 | |
But it was all the other levels of pestering and assault | 0:31:23 | 0:31:27 | |
and abuse that were really not OK, | 0:31:27 | 0:31:31 | |
but they were a woman's responsibility to avoid, largely. | 0:31:31 | 0:31:34 | |
And that's why it looks such small potatoes to so many people. | 0:31:34 | 0:31:38 | |
They go, "Well, it was only that, it was only wanking at you. | 0:31:38 | 0:31:41 | |
"Who hasn't been wanked at?" | 0:31:41 | 0:31:43 | |
I also think the thing that's really scary is | 0:31:45 | 0:31:47 | |
the first allegation against Weinstein was 37 years ago. | 0:31:47 | 0:31:50 | |
The timeline it's taken for these things to pick up speed | 0:31:50 | 0:31:53 | |
is really depressing. | 0:31:53 | 0:31:54 | |
But even with Parliament, and again, it happens to a lot of women, | 0:31:54 | 0:31:58 | |
because part of victim blaming is you blame yourself, | 0:31:58 | 0:32:01 | |
there were so many women, older women to younger women, | 0:32:01 | 0:32:03 | |
who were complaining, saying to them, | 0:32:03 | 0:32:05 | |
"We've all had to put up with it, it makes you stronger, it makes you work harder." | 0:32:05 | 0:32:08 | |
Rather than going, "Absolutely, when you list it all together, | 0:32:08 | 0:32:11 | |
"we need to change the way behave as society." | 0:32:11 | 0:32:13 | |
And I think, more than a gender thing, it's a power thing. | 0:32:13 | 0:32:15 | |
People who abuse their position or people who feel very voiceless, | 0:32:15 | 0:32:20 | |
that they have no-one to complain to or no-one will believe them, | 0:32:20 | 0:32:22 | |
that's the thing that has to change. | 0:32:22 | 0:32:24 | |
That's why we also need equal pay and gender representation. | 0:32:24 | 0:32:29 | |
Our careers now are so different to where they were ten years ago, | 0:32:29 | 0:32:32 | |
the way we're treated is so entirely different, | 0:32:32 | 0:32:34 | |
because no-one would dare now. | 0:32:34 | 0:32:36 | |
-WHISPERS: -Because we'd fuck them up. | 0:32:36 | 0:32:38 | |
-Fuck them up together! -APPLAUSE | 0:32:38 | 0:32:40 | |
The thing is, I worry, will it change? This might all just go away. | 0:32:45 | 0:32:49 | |
Because the institutions don't seem to be changing. | 0:32:49 | 0:32:51 | |
One of the things it's frustrated me | 0:32:51 | 0:32:53 | |
is that it's just been high-profile, celebrity men. | 0:32:53 | 0:32:55 | |
And we know that most reports of sexual harassment and stuff, | 0:32:55 | 0:32:58 | |
they're in things like retail, accommodation - | 0:32:58 | 0:33:01 | |
so, like, hotel workers, those women are an in | 0:33:01 | 0:33:03 | |
incredibly vulnerable positions - and things like manufacturing. | 0:33:03 | 0:33:07 | |
But, in three out of four of those cases, the women | 0:33:07 | 0:33:09 | |
are threatened with retaliation if they keep on moving it forward. | 0:33:09 | 0:33:12 | |
Like, seven out of ten cases just never, ever go reported. | 0:33:12 | 0:33:15 | |
So we're only seeing the very, very tip of the iceberg here. | 0:33:15 | 0:33:18 | |
What I don't see in it though is, | 0:33:18 | 0:33:20 | |
where is the idea of justice in this? | 0:33:20 | 0:33:22 | |
So, these people haven't been charged with anything, | 0:33:22 | 0:33:25 | |
there's not real justice for the victims. | 0:33:25 | 0:33:28 | |
Basically, at the moment, we're allowing them to set the agenda, | 0:33:28 | 0:33:30 | |
where they go, "I'm going away for two weeks to a hotel." | 0:33:30 | 0:33:33 | |
That's not how crime works. You know? | 0:33:33 | 0:33:35 | |
"I'm going to try and not do any more armed robberies, | 0:33:35 | 0:33:38 | |
"I've got a week in at the Hilton, | 0:33:38 | 0:33:39 | |
"hopefully going to turn over a new leaf." | 0:33:39 | 0:33:41 | |
I think that, especially, with Harvey Weinstein, | 0:33:42 | 0:33:44 | |
I think it isn't a rehab thing, I think the crimes he's been | 0:33:44 | 0:33:47 | |
accused of are very, very serious. And Kevin Spacey as well. | 0:33:47 | 0:33:50 | |
We they on the same ranch? | 0:33:50 | 0:33:52 | |
Surround this fucking ranch. | 0:33:52 | 0:33:54 | |
Wait until Woody Allen pops round for game of ping-pong, | 0:33:56 | 0:33:59 | |
surround the thing like fucking Waco. | 0:33:59 | 0:34:01 | |
It's basically like a safe house. I mean... | 0:34:03 | 0:34:05 | |
It's a place for perverts to hang out together. | 0:34:05 | 0:34:08 | |
Following the revelations in Hollywood, | 0:34:10 | 0:34:12 | |
other public figures were also accused of sexual misconduct. | 0:34:12 | 0:34:15 | |
They included Michael Fallon, who resigned as Defence Secretary | 0:34:15 | 0:34:17 | |
after admitting inappropriate behaviour towards women. | 0:34:17 | 0:34:20 | |
On the same evening, Newsnight aired a shockingly unbalanced debate | 0:34:20 | 0:34:24 | |
on the subject, with a panel made up of three women and 14 men. | 0:34:24 | 0:34:28 | |
We're going to ask if everybody knows what sexual abuse looks like. | 0:34:28 | 0:34:31 | |
Once we thought we did, now it doesn't seem so clear. | 0:34:31 | 0:34:33 | |
The boundaries have shifted, haven't they? | 0:34:33 | 0:34:36 | |
And men are having to learn what they look like. | 0:34:36 | 0:34:38 | |
So are now men changing their behaviour, | 0:34:38 | 0:34:40 | |
and is it making all our work relationships really awkward? | 0:34:40 | 0:34:44 | |
We're going to go straight to our men, | 0:34:44 | 0:34:46 | |
and I'd like to ask you first to raise your hand if you think | 0:34:46 | 0:34:49 | |
you've changed your behaviour in recent weeks, | 0:34:49 | 0:34:51 | |
since some of these allegations came out? | 0:34:51 | 0:34:53 | |
Who would say they have changed their behaviour? | 0:34:53 | 0:34:55 | |
-Let me start with you, Terence, what have you noticed? -Hi. | 0:34:55 | 0:34:59 | |
I've noticed you have to change your behaviour with women, | 0:34:59 | 0:35:01 | |
the way you touch them. The way you put your arm around them | 0:35:01 | 0:35:04 | |
or just the way you look at them, to be honest. | 0:35:04 | 0:35:06 | |
Years ago, you used to be able to laugh with women, joke with them, | 0:35:07 | 0:35:10 | |
muck around with them and everything. | 0:35:10 | 0:35:12 | |
And you don't laugh with women any more? | 0:35:12 | 0:35:14 | |
You do, but not as much. | 0:35:14 | 0:35:16 | |
When you used to laugh with women, years ago, | 0:35:16 | 0:35:18 | |
you used to put your arms around them, but you can't do that no more. | 0:35:18 | 0:35:21 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:35:21 | 0:35:24 | |
It's a good thing. | 0:35:24 | 0:35:25 | |
The thing is, if you were up on a rape charge, | 0:35:25 | 0:35:27 | |
that's the jury you'd want to see. | 0:35:27 | 0:35:29 | |
I'm not saying any of those guys were sex criminals, | 0:35:32 | 0:35:34 | |
but a few of them will have had their vans swabbed. | 0:35:34 | 0:35:37 | |
What he's saying... | 0:35:38 | 0:35:40 | |
What he's saying is a perfect example, | 0:35:40 | 0:35:42 | |
and I wonder if even he would watch that back and go, | 0:35:42 | 0:35:44 | |
"Oh, yeah, that's ridiculous, what I'm saying."? | 0:35:44 | 0:35:46 | |
No. | 0:35:46 | 0:35:49 | |
No chance. | 0:35:49 | 0:35:50 | |
I mean, they're all on bar stools, it's like a lock in at Wetherspoons. | 0:35:50 | 0:35:54 | |
I'm blown away by how many men are outraged that they should | 0:35:55 | 0:35:59 | |
have to mediate their behaviour so that the few women | 0:35:59 | 0:36:03 | |
in their office can feel safe. Safe! | 0:36:03 | 0:36:06 | |
It's just safe, we don't want to feel powerful, | 0:36:06 | 0:36:09 | |
we don't want to abuse you. | 0:36:09 | 0:36:12 | |
"What, and now I've got to stop hugging them? | 0:36:12 | 0:36:15 | |
"What, the way I look at women's got to change?" | 0:36:15 | 0:36:18 | |
The way you LOOK at women's got to change? | 0:36:18 | 0:36:21 | |
What sexual eyes are you giving them? | 0:36:21 | 0:36:24 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:36:24 | 0:36:26 | |
Now, in the world of entertainment, the 2017 Oscars featured | 0:36:30 | 0:36:33 | |
one of the most toe-curling screw-ups of the year, | 0:36:33 | 0:36:35 | |
when La La Land was incorrectly announced | 0:36:35 | 0:36:37 | |
as the winner of Best Picture. | 0:36:37 | 0:36:39 | |
As you can see from this confused live broadcast, | 0:36:39 | 0:36:41 | |
the normally slick ceremony descended into chaos. | 0:36:41 | 0:36:44 | |
Go on. | 0:36:45 | 0:36:46 | |
La La Land. | 0:36:46 | 0:36:48 | |
CHEERING | 0:36:48 | 0:36:50 | |
Tied for the most-nominated movie in Oscar history. | 0:36:50 | 0:36:54 | |
So, keep dreaming, because the dreams | 0:36:54 | 0:36:55 | |
we dream today will provide the love, the compassion, | 0:36:55 | 0:36:58 | |
and the humanity that will narrate the stories of our lives tomorrow. | 0:36:58 | 0:37:03 | |
Guys, guys, I'm sorry, no. | 0:37:03 | 0:37:05 | |
There's a mistake. | 0:37:05 | 0:37:07 | |
Moonlight, you guys won best picture. | 0:37:07 | 0:37:08 | |
-CONFUSED APPLAUSE -Moonlight won. | 0:37:08 | 0:37:11 | |
Come up. This is not a joke. | 0:37:11 | 0:37:13 | |
This is not a joke, I'm afraid they read the wrong thing. | 0:37:13 | 0:37:15 | |
This is not a joke, Moonlight has won Best Picture. | 0:37:17 | 0:37:19 | |
Moonlight. | 0:37:22 | 0:37:23 | |
Best Picture. | 0:37:23 | 0:37:24 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:37:24 | 0:37:27 | |
I like that everyone thought | 0:37:33 | 0:37:34 | |
that would be the most embarrassing Oscars ever. | 0:37:34 | 0:37:37 | |
And this year it's going to be, like, "Best Alibi". | 0:37:37 | 0:37:39 | |
He said, "This is not a joke." Imagine it had been a joke? | 0:37:43 | 0:37:46 | |
What a sick joke! | 0:37:47 | 0:37:48 | |
I think there was something that actually, visually, | 0:37:50 | 0:37:53 | |
was so wonderful about the cast and the crew of Moonlight | 0:37:53 | 0:37:57 | |
coming on stage and replacing La La Land. | 0:37:57 | 0:38:00 | |
And it is lucky it was that way round. | 0:38:00 | 0:38:02 | |
-Mmm-hmm! -Oh, my God, yeah. | 0:38:02 | 0:38:04 | |
If you think it can't be more awkward than that, yes, it could! | 0:38:04 | 0:38:08 | |
Yes, it's could. | 0:38:08 | 0:38:09 | |
It's sort of terrifying to think, | 0:38:09 | 0:38:10 | |
"At least those guys don't have the nuclear codes." | 0:38:10 | 0:38:13 | |
And then you think, "God, who DOES have the nuclear codes?" | 0:38:13 | 0:38:15 | |
They have their own room at Trump Towers. | 0:38:18 | 0:38:20 | |
The nuclear codes are in Trump Tower. | 0:38:20 | 0:38:22 | |
The football, they call it? Yeah. | 0:38:22 | 0:38:24 | |
I stayed across from Trump Tower for a wee bit. | 0:38:24 | 0:38:26 | |
And I'd forgotten just how blase Americans are about guns, | 0:38:26 | 0:38:29 | |
because he was president by then, | 0:38:29 | 0:38:31 | |
it's just surrounded by snipers and soldiers and stuff. | 0:38:31 | 0:38:33 | |
And this woman walked up to a group of, like, ten soldiers and went, | 0:38:33 | 0:38:38 | |
"Is there a Starbucks up there?" | 0:38:38 | 0:38:41 | |
The guy gestured with a sniper rifle. | 0:38:41 | 0:38:43 | |
"Yeah, it's up there." | 0:38:43 | 0:38:44 | |
So, as the year drew to a close, and everybody got ready for | 0:38:47 | 0:38:50 | |
Christmas, high-street baking chain Greggs released an advent calendar. | 0:38:50 | 0:38:54 | |
It featured this profoundly misguided image of three wise men | 0:38:54 | 0:38:57 | |
surrounding baby Jesus, who was replaced with a sausage roll. | 0:38:57 | 0:39:00 | |
See, I think they've gone too offensive there. | 0:39:04 | 0:39:07 | |
Because how they going to top that next year? | 0:39:07 | 0:39:09 | |
It's going to have to be a sausage roll flying into the second tower. | 0:39:09 | 0:39:13 | |
Like, Princess Diana's car being forced off the road by a steak bake. | 0:39:18 | 0:39:22 | |
Were you are offended by that? It's just a bit of fun, isn't it? | 0:39:28 | 0:39:31 | |
I thought it was the best thing I'd ever seen. | 0:39:31 | 0:39:34 | |
And if they can please me, a vegan, | 0:39:34 | 0:39:37 | |
looking at a picture of a sausage roll... | 0:39:37 | 0:39:39 | |
It looks like one of the wise men has brought him | 0:39:39 | 0:39:41 | |
a can of beer or something? | 0:39:41 | 0:39:43 | |
SLURRING: "Here you are, Jesus." | 0:39:43 | 0:39:44 | |
So, that was 2017. | 0:39:47 | 0:39:50 | |
How are you all feeling about 2018? | 0:39:55 | 0:39:58 | |
We learned a lesson with 2016, didn't we? | 0:39:59 | 0:40:02 | |
Because all the celebrities were dying, people were saying, | 0:40:02 | 0:40:05 | |
"Oh, no, go away, 2016." | 0:40:05 | 0:40:06 | |
And then we've had a bit of a rough go this year, | 0:40:06 | 0:40:09 | |
so I think, plan for the best, hope for the worst. | 0:40:09 | 0:40:12 | |
No, the other one. | 0:40:12 | 0:40:13 | |
Hope for the best, plan for the worst. | 0:40:19 | 0:40:21 | |
People anthropomorphised 2016, didn't they? | 0:40:21 | 0:40:24 | |
"2016, you're killing people!" | 0:40:24 | 0:40:27 | |
But they don't say 2017 is running around wanking at us. | 0:40:27 | 0:40:30 | |
And it is time that changed. | 0:40:34 | 0:40:35 | |
Well, that's the end of the show. Thanks to my guests, | 0:40:38 | 0:40:40 | |
Sara Pascoe, Katherine Ryan, Miles Jupp and Mona Chalabi! | 0:40:40 | 0:40:42 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:40:42 | 0:40:44 | |
But before I go, I'd like to leave you with this thought. | 0:40:59 | 0:41:02 | |
At some point next year, the world will end. | 0:41:02 | 0:41:05 | |
It's impossible to imagine what it's like | 0:41:05 | 0:41:07 | |
to be killed in a nuclear explosion. | 0:41:07 | 0:41:09 | |
I know we think of it as being an instant death, but there's | 0:41:09 | 0:41:12 | |
every chance that there'll be a few seconds where you'll be | 0:41:12 | 0:41:14 | |
sailing out of your local school catchment area, at a height | 0:41:14 | 0:41:17 | |
of about 100 feet or so, as some sort of screaming skeleton. | 0:41:17 | 0:41:21 | |
Maybe you'll get to see your family melt before the blast picks you up, | 0:41:22 | 0:41:27 | |
and your final memory will be of their faces devolving into Cubism. | 0:41:27 | 0:41:30 | |
Or maybe it's more like | 0:41:34 | 0:41:36 | |
being smashed to pieces by a wave of rubble. | 0:41:36 | 0:41:38 | |
After all those years of driving into town to go to work | 0:41:38 | 0:41:42 | |
or go shopping, your city centre will finally be coming to you... | 0:41:42 | 0:41:45 | |
..moving at several thousand miles an hour. | 0:41:49 | 0:41:51 | |
I think it's important to understand the people who, very soon now, | 0:41:53 | 0:41:56 | |
will be all that remains of humanity. | 0:41:56 | 0:41:58 | |
Survival bunkers will be strictly for our elites. | 0:41:58 | 0:42:01 | |
Done out like the inside of the Titanic, these heavily guarded | 0:42:01 | 0:42:05 | |
bases will be the centre of efforts to repopulate the planet. | 0:42:05 | 0:42:08 | |
That's why wealthy older men | 0:42:08 | 0:42:10 | |
have always been involved in beauty pageants - | 0:42:10 | 0:42:12 | |
they've been sourcing breeding stock. | 0:42:12 | 0:42:14 | |
While we're watching irradiated skin layers tumbleweed down the road | 0:42:14 | 0:42:17 | |
like somersaulting ghosts, they'll be inside a hollow mountain, | 0:42:17 | 0:42:21 | |
banging away on a mattress the size of the pitch at Wembley. | 0:42:21 | 0:42:24 | |
The likes of Sepp Blatter and Richard Branson, | 0:42:25 | 0:42:28 | |
their arthritic bones creaking like an armada, | 0:42:28 | 0:42:31 | |
as they repeatedly are raised and lowered on a harness, | 0:42:31 | 0:42:34 | |
onto a lobotomised beauty queen. | 0:42:34 | 0:42:36 | |
As we mere citizens turn our lidless eyes to a charred pamphlet | 0:42:38 | 0:42:42 | |
on how to fashion fallout-proof door seals from | 0:42:42 | 0:42:44 | |
wet newspaper, our overlords will be having a genetic contribution | 0:42:44 | 0:42:49 | |
the consistency of Dairylea milked from then with a double-handed | 0:42:49 | 0:42:53 | |
action, more commonly associated with wringing out a wet flannel. | 0:42:53 | 0:42:58 | |
Rupert Murdoch's wrinkled cum face, | 0:43:00 | 0:43:02 | |
like a balloon that you'd find in a dead pensioner's flat. | 0:43:02 | 0:43:06 | |
Excuse my venom, but I hate it when you're expecting | 0:43:09 | 0:43:12 | |
an invitation to something and it doesn't turn up. | 0:43:12 | 0:43:15 | |
Good night. | 0:43:15 | 0:43:16 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:43:16 | 0:43:18 |