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Hello and welcome to | 0:00:27 | 0:00:29 | |
Jack Dee's US Presidential Inauguration Helpdesk. | 0:00:29 | 0:00:32 | |
My helpers and I are here to field questions | 0:00:32 | 0:00:36 | |
from our studio audience about a Donald Trump presidency | 0:00:36 | 0:00:39 | |
because many people see him taking office | 0:00:39 | 0:00:42 | |
as the beginning of something fearful. | 0:00:42 | 0:00:44 | |
Personally, though, | 0:00:44 | 0:00:45 | |
seeing a man with potentially terrifying and troubling views | 0:00:45 | 0:00:48 | |
take a position of power that he's wholly unqualified for | 0:00:48 | 0:00:51 | |
just reminds me of the happy day I got this job. | 0:00:51 | 0:00:53 | |
So let's meet tonight's helpers. | 0:00:55 | 0:00:57 | |
He was recently named the hardest working comedian of 2016, | 0:00:57 | 0:01:01 | |
and richly deserved because I spent a lot of time with him and I | 0:01:01 | 0:01:05 | |
can vouch for the fact that he is hard work. | 0:01:05 | 0:01:07 | |
It's Romesh Ranganathan. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:09 | |
And my next guest is a TV presenter who hosted two series of | 0:01:12 | 0:01:16 | |
Splash! on ITV, not to be confused with Donald Trump, who hosted | 0:01:16 | 0:01:20 | |
one night of splash in a Moscow hotel suite. | 0:01:20 | 0:01:23 | |
It's Gabby Logan. | 0:01:23 | 0:01:24 | |
And a comedian who, according to Wikipedia, | 0:01:27 | 0:01:29 | |
was once heckled by a man dressed as a bottle of ketchup. | 0:01:29 | 0:01:33 | |
Sadly, no mention of whether it was Heinz ketchup, | 0:01:33 | 0:01:35 | |
so it may well have come from an unreliable source. | 0:01:35 | 0:01:38 | |
It is... | 0:01:40 | 0:01:41 | |
It is... | 0:01:41 | 0:01:43 | |
It is the marvellous Sara Pascoe. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:45 | |
Thank you. | 0:01:45 | 0:01:46 | |
My dad is going to love that joke. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:48 | |
And a comedian who won Comedy Central's | 0:01:50 | 0:01:52 | |
funniest student award in 2011, | 0:01:52 | 0:01:54 | |
a competition I previously hadn't done so well in personally. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:58 | |
I thought running around drunk with a traffic cone on my head | 0:01:58 | 0:02:00 | |
was a stroke of genius, but apparently not. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:02 | |
Please welcome Phil Wang. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:04 | |
So, what to expect? | 0:02:10 | 0:02:11 | |
The day of the inauguration traditionally starts with a prayer. | 0:02:11 | 0:02:15 | |
Bloody right it will! | 0:02:15 | 0:02:16 | |
This last week saw Trump's otherwise spotless reputation brought | 0:02:17 | 0:02:21 | |
into question by a leaked document. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:23 | |
It was claimed he paid prostitutes to urinate in a hotel room. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:26 | |
Trump pointed out he'd never behave like that because there are | 0:02:26 | 0:02:30 | |
hidden cameras wherever he goes. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:31 | |
So surely his security team would always sweep a room before | 0:02:31 | 0:02:34 | |
he enters and indeed mop it up after he leaves. | 0:02:34 | 0:02:37 | |
So... | 0:02:42 | 0:02:44 | |
So, let's move on to our very first question | 0:02:44 | 0:02:48 | |
and I'm going to look for Alan White. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:50 | |
Hello, Alan, welcome. How are you? | 0:02:50 | 0:02:53 | |
-Hi, I'm very well, thanks. -Good, good. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:54 | |
What would you like to know about? | 0:02:54 | 0:02:56 | |
I have two gay friends who married recently and moved to | 0:02:56 | 0:03:00 | |
California this month. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:02 | |
Is there a chance that Mr Trump may force them to get a divorce? | 0:03:02 | 0:03:06 | |
What have you heard? Are they genuinely worried? | 0:03:06 | 0:03:09 | |
No, but wasn't Trump against or going to repeal...? | 0:03:09 | 0:03:14 | |
I think what's really worrying is this is kind of | 0:03:14 | 0:03:16 | |
a really serious question. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:17 | |
-It is. -And this is a silly, silly thing. | 0:03:17 | 0:03:20 | |
You should, like, google it. | 0:03:21 | 0:03:23 | |
Yeah, I mean, I don't think your friends are that bothered | 0:03:25 | 0:03:27 | |
if they've sent you along here to find out. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:30 | |
"Fingers crossed he gets the answer we're after!" | 0:03:32 | 0:03:35 | |
-They only flew out yesterday. -Mm-hm. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:38 | |
-OK, so good timing. -I think... | 0:03:38 | 0:03:40 | |
I'm not generalising, but if we're going to go on things we know, | 0:03:40 | 0:03:43 | |
facts, which I'm talking about his Twitter feed, Donald Trump's | 0:03:43 | 0:03:46 | |
-Twitter feed, which is all fact, isn't it? -Yeah(!) | 0:03:46 | 0:03:49 | |
He has had a meeting with Anna Wintour, OK, | 0:03:49 | 0:03:52 | |
who is the editor of Vogue in America and, | 0:03:52 | 0:03:55 | |
by all accounts, to Donald Trump, | 0:03:55 | 0:03:57 | |
possibly the most important woman in America, I think he thinks she is. | 0:03:57 | 0:04:00 | |
Now, she works in the fashion industry, | 0:04:00 | 0:04:02 | |
which is obviously a very gay industry, | 0:04:02 | 0:04:04 | |
and I think he will have her on side, | 0:04:04 | 0:04:07 | |
and she'll have his ear and she'll say, "Don't repeal it." | 0:04:07 | 0:04:10 | |
So, I think they're fine. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:11 | |
Well, he said, "It is what it is," | 0:04:11 | 0:04:13 | |
and it's happened, the legislation has been passed, | 0:04:13 | 0:04:16 | |
and I think he won't do anything about that. | 0:04:16 | 0:04:19 | |
I think personally, deep down, he doesn't feel it's the right | 0:04:19 | 0:04:21 | |
thing to be allowed to happen, but I don't think he's going to change it. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:24 | |
That's the serious answer, from what I've heard. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:26 | |
The problem is, even if he does believe that, | 0:04:26 | 0:04:29 | |
he's so nuts that it's possible that he might just take | 0:04:29 | 0:04:31 | |
a personal dislike to your friends in particular... | 0:04:31 | 0:04:34 | |
And that's it. | 0:04:34 | 0:04:36 | |
..and decide just to force them, as the only gay couple, | 0:04:36 | 0:04:38 | |
to get a divorce. You... What's your connection to the...? | 0:04:38 | 0:04:42 | |
Are you equal friends with both? Are they genuine...? | 0:04:42 | 0:04:45 | |
-I mean, how worried are they? Are they...? -Well, they... | 0:04:45 | 0:04:48 | |
Are you asking in the hope that they split up, | 0:04:48 | 0:04:50 | |
one of them comes back and you can marry them? | 0:04:50 | 0:04:52 | |
We won't go into that. | 0:04:53 | 0:04:55 | |
Holy shit. So you're like... You're a big Trump fan, then, aren't you? | 0:04:58 | 0:05:01 | |
Are they English, your friends? | 0:05:01 | 0:05:03 | |
One's English, one's French. | 0:05:03 | 0:05:05 | |
Oh, would they not like to come and live here? | 0:05:05 | 0:05:07 | |
No, they're leaving because of Brexit. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:09 | |
Oh, God. Their life's really in turmoil, isn't it? | 0:05:09 | 0:05:12 | |
They really dodged the bullet there, didn't they? | 0:05:12 | 0:05:16 | |
Absolutely nailed that, haven't they? | 0:05:16 | 0:05:19 | |
That's lovely timing, isn't it? I like the fact that they did that. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:22 | |
Well, you know, good luck to them, Alan. I hope it all works out. | 0:05:22 | 0:05:25 | |
I'm going to move on... Thank you for your question. | 0:05:25 | 0:05:28 | |
..and try and find Ansell Syrah. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:31 | |
We'll just get a microphone to you. | 0:05:31 | 0:05:33 | |
Did I pronounce your name correctly? | 0:05:33 | 0:05:34 | |
-Yeah, close enough. -Close enough. I'm sorry. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:37 | |
I like the fact you're not that fussy, Ansell. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:40 | |
So, what would you like to ask? | 0:05:40 | 0:05:42 | |
So, I put money on Donald Trump winning the election. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:45 | |
How much did you win? | 0:05:45 | 0:05:47 | |
-£50. -So you're happy, presumably. -Well... It's... It's bittersweet. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:52 | |
Now I don't know what to spend the money on to make things better. | 0:05:52 | 0:05:55 | |
Well, I think try and halt the apocalypse... | 0:05:55 | 0:05:58 | |
-..what I'd suggest. -Why don't you invest that £50 | 0:06:00 | 0:06:02 | |
into a hod-carrying or a brick-making company | 0:06:02 | 0:06:05 | |
that's based near the Mexican border? | 0:06:05 | 0:06:07 | |
You seem like a ruthless bastard | 0:06:07 | 0:06:09 | |
and you can make more money out of horrible policies. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:12 | |
Are you actually...? Are you actually a Trump fan? | 0:06:12 | 0:06:15 | |
No, no, not at all. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:16 | |
So what sort of made you decide to put the bet on? | 0:06:16 | 0:06:21 | |
Just, you know, something good had come of... | 0:06:21 | 0:06:25 | |
So this guy's friends have to get divorced, | 0:06:25 | 0:06:27 | |
but at least you've made 50 quid. | 0:06:27 | 0:06:29 | |
And, Ansell, thank you very much for asking that question. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:33 | |
I'm going to try and find Kristine van... | 0:06:33 | 0:06:36 | |
Isendoorn, is that right? | 0:06:36 | 0:06:38 | |
Let's get the microphone to you. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:40 | |
-Thank you very much. -Thank YOU very much. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:43 | |
I wanted to ask you something about spray tan and hair dye | 0:06:43 | 0:06:47 | |
because I'm wondering whether that will be in bigger demand, | 0:06:47 | 0:06:50 | |
especially for men, now Mr T is going to be there. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:55 | |
-Mr T? -Mr T. | 0:06:55 | 0:06:57 | |
Ironically, Mr T would have been a much better candidate. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:02 | |
"I pity the fool who bans Muslims!" | 0:07:03 | 0:07:05 | |
So, is body tan and hair spray going to become the next big thing | 0:07:11 | 0:07:16 | |
-as a...? -Yes. -I think his tan... | 0:07:16 | 0:07:19 | |
Up to this point, we've assumed that was a spray tan, but now... | 0:07:19 | 0:07:22 | |
Maybe it's just Russian urine. | 0:07:22 | 0:07:24 | |
Maybe that's all... | 0:07:24 | 0:07:25 | |
So, two things. Number one, I think sometimes we get too distracted | 0:07:31 | 0:07:33 | |
by what Trump looks like | 0:07:33 | 0:07:35 | |
because there's really, really serious things going on. | 0:07:35 | 0:07:37 | |
So I don't... I don't care about his hair at all, or his face, | 0:07:37 | 0:07:41 | |
but there is... In all seriousness, | 0:07:41 | 0:07:43 | |
the biggest growing market in cosmetics | 0:07:43 | 0:07:45 | |
is things that are marketed to men | 0:07:45 | 0:07:47 | |
because they basically got women to an insecurity level | 0:07:47 | 0:07:49 | |
where they can't spend any more on shit we don't need, | 0:07:49 | 0:07:52 | |
so they have now started making men feel terrible | 0:07:52 | 0:07:54 | |
about themselves, and it's horrible cos it's not like, | 0:07:54 | 0:07:57 | |
"Oh, they've done this to us. Oh, great, now men are getting it." | 0:07:57 | 0:08:00 | |
It's like, "Stop it, we're all fine!" | 0:08:00 | 0:08:02 | |
I had absolutely no idea that my wife worked for the cosmetics | 0:08:02 | 0:08:05 | |
industry, based on that, because she makes me feel like shit every day. | 0:08:05 | 0:08:08 | |
I'm not sure any cosmetics industry is going to be plugging that look. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:15 | |
You'd be surprised because, actually, | 0:08:17 | 0:08:19 | |
if you're a middle-aged man... | 0:08:19 | 0:08:20 | |
You're a mi... | 0:08:20 | 0:08:21 | |
No, no... No. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:28 | |
-No, but... -IMITATES TRUMP: It's fake news, it's fake news. | 0:08:28 | 0:08:32 | |
It's ironic, isn't it, | 0:08:33 | 0:08:35 | |
for a man who seems to have a complete phobia of anybody | 0:08:35 | 0:08:38 | |
of any other ethnicity than his own, | 0:08:38 | 0:08:40 | |
that he would want to make himself darker and a different colour. | 0:08:40 | 0:08:43 | |
It's quite ironic, really. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:44 | |
I think he's just trying to show that he can be | 0:08:44 | 0:08:47 | |
a brown man better than a brown man can be. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:49 | |
"I can even do that better than you." | 0:08:49 | 0:08:51 | |
OK, well, I think we've helped you on that one, haven't we? So it's... | 0:08:53 | 0:08:56 | |
Katrina van Buren. Katrina? | 0:08:59 | 0:09:02 | |
Hiya. Just get the mic to you. So, Katrina. | 0:09:02 | 0:09:05 | |
Hi. My husband is a Muslim and we were thinking of going to America | 0:09:05 | 0:09:09 | |
-for a holiday... -No! Don't! | 0:09:09 | 0:09:11 | |
Obviously, Trump is thinking about banning Muslims from | 0:09:14 | 0:09:17 | |
travelling to America, so my question is - should we | 0:09:17 | 0:09:19 | |
boycott America as a holiday destination or should I go anyway? | 0:09:19 | 0:09:23 | |
That's a delightful way that you've put that. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:30 | |
I mean, there is a genuine concern there, with the... | 0:09:30 | 0:09:34 | |
Is your husband here with you tonight? Hi, how are you? | 0:09:34 | 0:09:37 | |
-Fine, thanks. -OK. Looking forward to the holiday? | 0:09:37 | 0:09:39 | |
It all depends if we can manage to go across, but looking at what Trump | 0:09:41 | 0:09:45 | |
is saying, it sounds as if I'll probably have to stay behind. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:48 | |
Well, you know, joking aside, it's funny that... | 0:09:48 | 0:09:50 | |
Well, it's not funny that we are sort of having to ask these | 0:09:50 | 0:09:52 | |
questions suddenly after what we thought was 30 years of progress. | 0:09:52 | 0:09:57 | |
-Yeah. -And it is a bit worrying, that, isn't it? | 0:09:57 | 0:09:59 | |
That you suddenly think, "Well, maybe it wouldn't be safe to go there." | 0:09:59 | 0:10:02 | |
Phil, are you a big holiday man? | 0:10:02 | 0:10:04 | |
Do you suggest they go together or what? | 0:10:04 | 0:10:07 | |
Yeah, I think every holiday does better with a sense of jeopardy. | 0:10:07 | 0:10:11 | |
And if you're having to outrun the authorities at every step, | 0:10:12 | 0:10:15 | |
that's exciting. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:16 | |
Try and make it to... Try and touch Trump Tower and... | 0:10:16 | 0:10:20 | |
And leg it. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:21 | |
-ROMESH: -Just try and have some fun. | 0:10:23 | 0:10:25 | |
Ansell'll put a bet on it, it will be amazing. | 0:10:25 | 0:10:27 | |
Have you thought of just going to Cuba? | 0:10:29 | 0:10:32 | |
Cos you could just check into Guantanamo and your wife | 0:10:32 | 0:10:36 | |
just enjoy the rest of the island. | 0:10:36 | 0:10:38 | |
-And there's loads of empty rooms. -Yeah. | 0:10:38 | 0:10:40 | |
-Cos Obama has let many people out. -Lots of vacancies. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:43 | |
Well, it's a very lazy plan of weeding out Muslim extremists | 0:10:43 | 0:10:48 | |
by just banning all Muslims | 0:10:48 | 0:10:50 | |
cos you're then missing out on a lot of great Muslims. You know, | 0:10:50 | 0:10:53 | |
like, I don't like Bounties, but I still buy the Celebrations. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:58 | |
Cos I... | 0:11:02 | 0:11:03 | |
I'm a hard-working guy. | 0:11:05 | 0:11:06 | |
-Have you been to America before as a couple? -No. | 0:11:06 | 0:11:09 | |
Because... | 0:11:09 | 0:11:11 | |
I'm married to a white woman - not showing off - but... | 0:11:11 | 0:11:14 | |
I am married to a white woman and even sort of pre-Trump going into | 0:11:14 | 0:11:19 | |
America, it's quite fun to see the difference in how you get treated. | 0:11:19 | 0:11:22 | |
It's nice. It's just... It's a nice, fun observation. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:24 | |
-In a positive or negative way? -Well, I just think it's funny. | 0:11:24 | 0:11:27 | |
My wife goes through, they ask her what she bought, I have a rectal exam. | 0:11:27 | 0:11:30 | |
Do you know what I mean? It's Just... | 0:11:30 | 0:11:32 | |
It's just fun to examine the differences, | 0:11:38 | 0:11:40 | |
do you know what I mean? | 0:11:40 | 0:11:42 | |
That's what the security guy said. | 0:11:42 | 0:11:43 | |
Well, that's what he said he was. | 0:11:45 | 0:11:47 | |
Hasn't he...? He's kind of retreated... | 0:11:49 | 0:11:51 | |
I know he's retreated on most things that he said in the run-up to the | 0:11:51 | 0:11:54 | |
election, but he's retreated a bit on this, hasn't he? | 0:11:54 | 0:11:58 | |
Because a lot of Americans pointed out a lot of famous, | 0:11:58 | 0:12:01 | |
great Americans who are Muslims | 0:12:01 | 0:12:03 | |
and he kind of went, "What, Mohamed Ali?! | 0:12:03 | 0:12:07 | |
"The name, it never gave it away, I don't know what I was thinking." | 0:12:07 | 0:12:11 | |
But so maybe... | 0:12:11 | 0:12:13 | |
Maybe he's now thinking, | 0:12:13 | 0:12:14 | |
rethinking his position on Muslims going on holiday. | 0:12:14 | 0:12:17 | |
That's our biggest hope, isn't it? | 0:12:17 | 0:12:18 | |
-That actually he didn't really mean what he said. -On anything. | 0:12:18 | 0:12:21 | |
I mean, out of interest, is there anyone here who is kind of | 0:12:21 | 0:12:24 | |
pro-Trump and thinks that they... | 0:12:24 | 0:12:26 | |
there's something that could be said on his behalf | 0:12:26 | 0:12:28 | |
at this point of the...? | 0:12:28 | 0:12:30 | |
-LAUGHTER -They're very quiet. | 0:12:31 | 0:12:34 | |
-Mm. -This is a fun holiday you've got lined up. -It is, yeah. | 0:12:34 | 0:12:38 | |
Thanks very much for asking, though, Katrina. | 0:12:38 | 0:12:41 | |
So, where is Naim from Cornwall? | 0:12:41 | 0:12:43 | |
Cos you've got a question that links onto that. | 0:12:43 | 0:12:45 | |
Where are you, Naim? Naim, how are you? | 0:12:45 | 0:12:47 | |
Slightly nervous, but I'm all right. How are you? | 0:12:47 | 0:12:49 | |
Please don't be nervous, not of this, anyway. | 0:12:49 | 0:12:52 | |
I mean, there's plenty for you to be nervous about at the moment. | 0:12:52 | 0:12:55 | |
What would you like to ask? | 0:12:55 | 0:12:57 | |
-As a Muslim... -Mm-hm. | 0:12:58 | 0:12:59 | |
..I've been thinking about also travelling to the States | 0:12:59 | 0:13:03 | |
and I'm just wondering, really, | 0:13:03 | 0:13:05 | |
as someone who rocks the slippers and socks angle... | 0:13:05 | 0:13:10 | |
-Yeah. -Is that a good idea if I want to get into Trumpland? | 0:13:10 | 0:13:13 | |
Is that a good idea that I should be looking to do that? | 0:13:13 | 0:13:16 | |
Are you wearing sandals and socks or slippers and socks? | 0:13:16 | 0:13:19 | |
I think you've got to be the only Muslim man whose biggest | 0:13:19 | 0:13:22 | |
concern about entering America is his slippers. | 0:13:22 | 0:13:25 | |
-I think the problem is that I like the look. -Right. | 0:13:27 | 0:13:30 | |
I genuinely like the look. It's particularly comfortable. | 0:13:30 | 0:13:32 | |
I know what else is written on that question | 0:13:32 | 0:13:34 | |
and I think you've realised I've just avoided it. | 0:13:34 | 0:13:36 | |
Tell me, what does it say, Naim? | 0:13:36 | 0:13:38 | |
I was kind of hoping it was so silly I wasn't going to get asked it. | 0:13:38 | 0:13:40 | |
You brought it up! | 0:13:40 | 0:13:41 | |
I'm sorry, you were worried it's silly because the slipper thing was so hard-hitting? | 0:13:42 | 0:13:46 | |
Yeah, you wrote it down | 0:13:51 | 0:13:52 | |
and then, because I didn't mention it, you then said, | 0:13:52 | 0:13:55 | |
"Do I have to mention the other thing that's on the card?" | 0:13:55 | 0:13:57 | |
Go on, what is it? | 0:13:57 | 0:13:58 | |
I think you actually mentioned it yourself. It's, you know, | 0:13:58 | 0:14:01 | |
"How do I ensure I don't get a long and generous cavity search?" | 0:14:01 | 0:14:04 | |
Because that's something that, you know... | 0:14:04 | 0:14:06 | |
that's been happening every single time I go. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:08 | |
I think my advice to you would be don't try to avoid it, just lube up. | 0:14:08 | 0:14:12 | |
You've got absolutely no hope of avoiding it, mate, | 0:14:15 | 0:14:18 | |
just try and find some way of enjoying it if you can. | 0:14:18 | 0:14:21 | |
It might end up being the best part of your trip. | 0:14:23 | 0:14:26 | |
Romesh doesn't work in America, but he still goes seven times a month. | 0:14:27 | 0:14:31 | |
We don't say anything about it, just...he goes. | 0:14:32 | 0:14:35 | |
I wanted to ask Romesh what happens afterwards, | 0:14:35 | 0:14:37 | |
when you sort of lock eyes with him. | 0:14:37 | 0:14:39 | |
You know, afterwards, and you know that he's been... | 0:14:39 | 0:14:42 | |
rummaging around, and you think, | 0:14:42 | 0:14:45 | |
"Well, I know him better than I know some of my best friends, you know." | 0:14:45 | 0:14:48 | |
You've really lost your inhibition about this question, haven't you? | 0:14:48 | 0:14:51 | |
You don't seem so reluctant now. | 0:14:52 | 0:14:53 | |
You've built up some sort of fantasy about me getting my arse fondled | 0:14:53 | 0:14:57 | |
and you're there, | 0:14:57 | 0:14:59 | |
and you start hitting me across the arse with a slipper... | 0:14:59 | 0:15:01 | |
Finally, someone taking the real issues. | 0:15:04 | 0:15:06 | |
Why not put something up there as a little nice surprise? | 0:15:06 | 0:15:09 | |
Something... "Oh, a Kinder egg!" You know? | 0:15:11 | 0:15:15 | |
-Yeah. -Like a slipper, like a Russian doll. | 0:15:17 | 0:15:19 | |
-SARA: -Another pair of slippers for him! | 0:15:19 | 0:15:21 | |
A Russian doll is a good idea. | 0:15:23 | 0:15:25 | |
As a Muslim guy, you've got another Muslim guy inside you. | 0:15:25 | 0:15:29 | |
Security goes, "I was absolutely shitting myself, | 0:15:29 | 0:15:31 | |
"I didn't know how many of these fuckers are getting in here, man!" | 0:15:31 | 0:15:35 | |
-Thank you. -You're welcome. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:38 | |
You're welcome. That's a good idea, I think. | 0:15:38 | 0:15:40 | |
Phil says, you know, put a little something up there for him to | 0:15:40 | 0:15:43 | |
find, and when he does, go, "Read the card, read the card!" | 0:15:43 | 0:15:46 | |
OK. Louisa Dales. Louisa. | 0:15:51 | 0:15:54 | |
Hiya, Louisa. | 0:15:54 | 0:15:56 | |
-Hello. -Hiya. | 0:15:56 | 0:15:57 | |
So I stole a Trump campaign sign from someone's front yard | 0:15:57 | 0:16:01 | |
while I was in America this summer. | 0:16:01 | 0:16:03 | |
Is it OK to still have it on my bedroom wall or is it, | 0:16:03 | 0:16:06 | |
like, not funny or ironic any more? | 0:16:06 | 0:16:07 | |
Is everyone who's coming into your bedroom suddenly wanting to | 0:16:07 | 0:16:10 | |
vote for Trump? | 0:16:10 | 0:16:12 | |
No, the idea was that it was funny cos no-one would... | 0:16:12 | 0:16:14 | |
and then they did. | 0:16:14 | 0:16:16 | |
Right. Apparently... | 0:16:17 | 0:16:19 | |
I mean, I read that apparently the sympathy that poured out to | 0:16:19 | 0:16:22 | |
a family that had one of those signs stolen from their lawn is | 0:16:22 | 0:16:24 | |
cited as the tipping point which led to Trump's victory. | 0:16:24 | 0:16:28 | |
This state that I stole it from actually voted Democrat, | 0:16:28 | 0:16:30 | |
and it was a swing state, so I think I aided that by... | 0:16:30 | 0:16:33 | |
Don't console yourself with that, we know what happened. | 0:16:33 | 0:16:36 | |
-We know what happened. -Were you drunk? | 0:16:36 | 0:16:38 | |
No. I'm only... | 0:16:38 | 0:16:41 | |
-Well, I was 20 at the time, so I can't drink in America. -Oh, OK. | 0:16:41 | 0:16:43 | |
Why don't you put the sign in your front garden and then see if | 0:16:43 | 0:16:46 | |
you enjoy the funny, ironic smashed windows? | 0:16:46 | 0:16:48 | |
My parents are in the audience and I don't think they'd approve. | 0:16:50 | 0:16:53 | |
Do you bring partners back to your bedroom? | 0:16:53 | 0:16:55 | |
As I said, my parents are in the audience, so absolutely not. | 0:16:55 | 0:16:58 | |
I was worried that it could look like an instruction, that's all. | 0:17:04 | 0:17:08 | |
Oh! | 0:17:08 | 0:17:10 | |
A very big hint, yeah. | 0:17:10 | 0:17:12 | |
It's a tricky one, then. What do you think, Phil? | 0:17:12 | 0:17:16 | |
How did you get it back here? Is it a big sign? Like a lawn sign? | 0:17:16 | 0:17:20 | |
So, it was like a plastic sign with a metal frame, | 0:17:20 | 0:17:23 | |
so I took the frame out | 0:17:23 | 0:17:25 | |
-and then hid it in the bottom of my suitcase. -She's not stupid. | 0:17:25 | 0:17:28 | |
Just a thief. | 0:17:28 | 0:17:29 | |
-Are you a student yourself? -Yeah, yeah. -Yeah, OK. | 0:17:31 | 0:17:34 | |
-So... And where are you a student? -Cambridge. -Cambridge. Right. | 0:17:34 | 0:17:37 | |
So, people be warned in Cambridge. | 0:17:37 | 0:17:39 | |
I'm going to try and find Natalia Marchesca. | 0:17:42 | 0:17:47 | |
-Hiya. -Hi. | 0:17:47 | 0:17:49 | |
So my question is, in the post-truth society, how can I ensure | 0:17:49 | 0:17:53 | |
that people only tell me things I agree with and like? | 0:17:53 | 0:17:55 | |
You prefer not to hear things you don't agree with? | 0:17:55 | 0:17:59 | |
Well, politicians seem to be able to pick the truth and pick | 0:17:59 | 0:18:02 | |
facts as they prefer them, so why not everybody else? | 0:18:02 | 0:18:05 | |
I don't want to... I've already cleansed my Twitter feed | 0:18:05 | 0:18:07 | |
-and my Facebook friends and people I don't agree with. -Right. | 0:18:07 | 0:18:10 | |
That's a start, but, you know, there are other ways, probably. | 0:18:10 | 0:18:13 | |
So, you're asking us how to cleanse the real world? | 0:18:13 | 0:18:15 | |
Cos this is a slippery slope! | 0:18:15 | 0:18:17 | |
But only something that applies my own views. | 0:18:19 | 0:18:22 | |
Wait, so you want to strengthen your bubble? | 0:18:22 | 0:18:25 | |
-Absolutely. -OK. -It's a scary world out there. | 0:18:25 | 0:18:27 | |
-Yeah. -Right. | 0:18:27 | 0:18:29 | |
-ROMESH: -I sort of think it's the opposite | 0:18:29 | 0:18:30 | |
of what you should be doing, | 0:18:30 | 0:18:32 | |
you know, like, because part of the problem is, I think, | 0:18:32 | 0:18:34 | |
you know, if you take something like Brexit, for example, | 0:18:34 | 0:18:39 | |
I think that people that... | 0:18:39 | 0:18:41 | |
You know, people that were against us leaving, you know, | 0:18:41 | 0:18:44 | |
they surrounded themselves on their social networks with | 0:18:44 | 0:18:47 | |
people that agreed with them, and they were under... | 0:18:47 | 0:18:50 | |
they were of the belief that it was a formality that we were | 0:18:50 | 0:18:53 | |
going to say in, and then they were suddenly surprised by the | 0:18:53 | 0:18:56 | |
fact there were people who thought differently to them. | 0:18:56 | 0:18:59 | |
I would sort of say that you actually... | 0:18:59 | 0:19:01 | |
You're better off cutting off people that agree with you, | 0:19:01 | 0:19:04 | |
actually, and sort of surrounding yourself, | 0:19:04 | 0:19:06 | |
surrounding your social network with people that completely disagree | 0:19:06 | 0:19:09 | |
with you, and then when you do leave the house, you think, | 0:19:09 | 0:19:11 | |
"Oh, everybody's not an arsehole," do you know what I mean? | 0:19:11 | 0:19:15 | |
It will be a pleasant surprise for you, actually. | 0:19:15 | 0:19:18 | |
-PHIL: -I started going on EDL rallies. | 0:19:18 | 0:19:20 | |
I give them chow mein and, you know, try and win them back. | 0:19:23 | 0:19:26 | |
They eat it. They eat it. They are passionate, but they are hypocrites. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:29 | |
They lap it you. But, yeah, expand your bubble. | 0:19:29 | 0:19:32 | |
The other part of this is that | 0:19:32 | 0:19:34 | |
there's a trend now for students and so on | 0:19:34 | 0:19:37 | |
to want safe spaces and places where their views | 0:19:37 | 0:19:40 | |
are not going to be challenged, cos they find it offensive, | 0:19:40 | 0:19:43 | |
so they don't want to learn bits of history that they now | 0:19:43 | 0:19:46 | |
consider to be offensive. | 0:19:46 | 0:19:47 | |
And the dangerous part of that is we might end up never learning about | 0:19:47 | 0:19:50 | |
slavery because the facts are so offensive, is that not the case? | 0:19:50 | 0:19:55 | |
-Yeah, this is turning a bit more serious than I intended. -Yeah. -Yeah. | 0:19:55 | 0:19:58 | |
-Sorry. -Yeah. | 0:20:00 | 0:20:02 | |
All right, OK. | 0:20:06 | 0:20:07 | |
Well, thank you very much for raising that | 0:20:07 | 0:20:09 | |
and getting us all depressed. | 0:20:09 | 0:20:11 | |
I'm going to try to find Angela McDougal now. Angela. Hello. | 0:20:13 | 0:20:17 | |
Just get a microphone to you. Angela, how are you? | 0:20:17 | 0:20:20 | |
I'm good, thanks, and you? | 0:20:20 | 0:20:22 | |
Very well, thank you. What was your question? | 0:20:22 | 0:20:24 | |
My question is how can we discourage Trump from giving the White House | 0:20:24 | 0:20:29 | |
a Trump Tower-style makeover? | 0:20:29 | 0:20:31 | |
OK, are you worried he's going to cover it in gold on the inside? | 0:20:31 | 0:20:35 | |
Yeah, it could be a problem for the economy there, you know, | 0:20:35 | 0:20:38 | |
he uses up all the reserves from Fort Knox, you know. | 0:20:38 | 0:20:41 | |
I think we should encourage him to do stuff like that | 0:20:41 | 0:20:43 | |
because the problem... | 0:20:43 | 0:20:44 | |
The thing that I'm most concerned about is | 0:20:44 | 0:20:46 | |
he's going to get normalised and then people will think it's OK. | 0:20:46 | 0:20:50 | |
I think we should be going, "Yeah, put some gold on it, mate. | 0:20:50 | 0:20:53 | |
"Put your face on the front of it." | 0:20:53 | 0:20:54 | |
Just really make him look bat shit crazy. | 0:20:54 | 0:20:57 | |
-PHIL: -I don't think he's going to change it. | 0:20:58 | 0:21:00 | |
Most of his supporters are pretty keen on keeping things white, | 0:21:00 | 0:21:03 | |
so I think it's going to stay... | 0:21:03 | 0:21:05 | |
What...? Cos most presidents incoming, | 0:21:12 | 0:21:14 | |
they do make some change to the White House, unless they're | 0:21:14 | 0:21:17 | |
making a point of not for austerity reasons or so on. | 0:21:17 | 0:21:20 | |
Gabby, what would you like to do the White House if you were president? | 0:21:20 | 0:21:24 | |
I like the idea of lots of secret doors, anywhere, generally. | 0:21:24 | 0:21:29 | |
Have you got a grown-up answer? | 0:21:29 | 0:21:31 | |
"I'd make sure the Wi-Fi was all really good." | 0:21:52 | 0:21:54 | |
-I went 'round the White House when I was about 14, 15. -Did you? -Yeah. | 0:21:57 | 0:22:00 | |
Well, I wasn't with my school. I was... | 0:22:00 | 0:22:03 | |
I was in a tour, I was allowed to be there, I wasn't... You know. | 0:22:03 | 0:22:07 | |
-I didn't break in. But I did, yeah, yeah. -Did you meet Woodrow Wilson? | 0:22:07 | 0:22:11 | |
No, he was out. | 0:22:21 | 0:22:22 | |
It was all right. You know, it was very nice. | 0:22:24 | 0:22:26 | |
Then, you know, I was only a kid, wasn't I? | 0:22:26 | 0:22:27 | |
A lot of secret doors, they were cool. | 0:22:27 | 0:22:30 | |
OK, thank you, though. A good question, a good area to look into. | 0:22:32 | 0:22:35 | |
I'm going to try and find Trudi Keeler-Stone. Trudi. | 0:22:35 | 0:22:39 | |
-At the back there. Thank you. -Hi. | 0:22:39 | 0:22:41 | |
I just wanted to ask, if you were asked to sing at the inauguration, | 0:22:41 | 0:22:44 | |
what would you actually sing? | 0:22:44 | 0:22:46 | |
First of all, obviously, I turned it down, so,... | 0:22:46 | 0:22:49 | |
What would we sing at the inauguration? | 0:22:50 | 0:22:52 | |
I don't know, you'd think, like, maybe just do the Birdie Song or | 0:22:52 | 0:22:56 | |
something, just make, you know... | 0:22:56 | 0:22:57 | |
Obviously, politically, I disagree with him, | 0:22:57 | 0:23:00 | |
but I would love to sing in front of everyone. | 0:23:00 | 0:23:02 | |
I would say yes to the concert. | 0:23:02 | 0:23:04 | |
I would sing Whitney. | 0:23:04 | 0:23:05 | |
I would sing I Will Always Love You | 0:23:07 | 0:23:09 | |
and then probably an upbeat number. | 0:23:09 | 0:23:11 | |
-Gabby, what do you think? -I can't get past Bucks Fizz, so I can't... | 0:23:13 | 0:23:16 | |
-OK, is that your thing? -No, I just... | 0:23:16 | 0:23:18 | |
That's all that keeps coming in my head. | 0:23:18 | 0:23:19 | |
I just feel like I'd have to do... | 0:23:19 | 0:23:21 | |
You know the bit where they rip their skirts off | 0:23:21 | 0:23:23 | |
-in the Eurovision Song Contest? -Yeah. -That. | 0:23:23 | 0:23:25 | |
-Cos I think he'd like that. I think he'd like that. -Yeah. -Yeah. | 0:23:25 | 0:23:28 | |
But then reveal that the person underneath was actually | 0:23:28 | 0:23:31 | |
a lady boy or something like that. | 0:23:31 | 0:23:32 | |
That would be good, yeah. | 0:23:32 | 0:23:35 | |
And then they would just start pissing. | 0:23:35 | 0:23:36 | |
-Rebecca Ferguson was asked to do it, wasn't she? -Yeah. | 0:23:39 | 0:23:41 | |
-She said she would if she could sing Strange Fruit. -Yeah. | 0:23:41 | 0:23:44 | |
I thought that was amazing. | 0:23:44 | 0:23:45 | |
She knows how to get a party started, doesn't she? | 0:23:45 | 0:23:48 | |
-Phil, I imagine... You've got music coming out of you. -Oh, yeah. | 0:23:48 | 0:23:51 | |
-You're one of those guys, I can see it. -Mm, mm. | 0:23:51 | 0:23:54 | |
-Mm, mm. -Um... | 0:23:54 | 0:23:55 | |
Mm, mm, mm! | 0:23:55 | 0:23:57 | |
I'd probably sing the Mexican national anthem | 0:23:57 | 0:23:59 | |
-and just see what happened. -Yeah. | 0:23:59 | 0:24:01 | |
Thank you. Good, interesting question. | 0:24:08 | 0:24:10 | |
OK, I think we've got time for a final question. | 0:24:10 | 0:24:12 | |
I'll try and find Kathy Gervin. Kathy? | 0:24:12 | 0:24:15 | |
-Hello. -Hi, how are you? -I'm fine, thank you. | 0:24:15 | 0:24:17 | |
I'm not a supporter of Donald Trump, | 0:24:17 | 0:24:19 | |
but I did put a bet on him and I won £90. | 0:24:19 | 0:24:22 | |
You won £90! | 0:24:22 | 0:24:23 | |
Yeah. | 0:24:26 | 0:24:28 | |
And you... | 0:24:28 | 0:24:30 | |
You don't sound as worried as Ansell about spending that money. | 0:24:30 | 0:24:34 | |
What are you spending your money on? | 0:24:34 | 0:24:35 | |
-I'm having dancing lessons. -Dancing lessons! | 0:24:35 | 0:24:39 | |
-Wow. -Dancing on the grave of the United States. | 0:24:39 | 0:24:42 | |
Kathy, what would you like to ask? | 0:24:42 | 0:24:45 | |
Given the fact that every time Donald opens his mouth, | 0:24:45 | 0:24:48 | |
he sticks his... | 0:24:48 | 0:24:50 | |
he sticks his foot in it, I'd like to know, | 0:24:50 | 0:24:52 | |
do you think he'll survive his first year as president? | 0:24:52 | 0:24:55 | |
Well, it's interesting. What are your thoughts, Kathy? | 0:24:55 | 0:24:57 | |
Do you think his...? What do you think the chances of that are? | 0:24:57 | 0:25:00 | |
You seem to be a betting lady, so are you...? | 0:25:00 | 0:25:02 | |
Have you been up to Paddy Power and put money on this yet? | 0:25:02 | 0:25:06 | |
I'm not so sure. I mean, I'm not quite sure if he has a plan. | 0:25:06 | 0:25:09 | |
-I'm not quite sure if he understands what the job entails. -No. | 0:25:09 | 0:25:13 | |
Every time he opens his mouth, | 0:25:13 | 0:25:15 | |
-he just talks from the head rather than the heart. -Yeah. | 0:25:15 | 0:25:18 | |
He doesn't think about what he's saying. | 0:25:18 | 0:25:20 | |
I don't think it's even the head, is it, he's talking from? | 0:25:20 | 0:25:23 | |
-That would be a start, wouldn't it? -Yeah, it's... It's not his mouth. | 0:25:23 | 0:25:27 | |
It's not his mouth. | 0:25:27 | 0:25:28 | |
Is he going to survive his first year? | 0:25:29 | 0:25:32 | |
Phil, do you think, is that a likelihood? Is that...? | 0:25:32 | 0:25:34 | |
Um... He'll probably survive a year, at least. | 0:25:34 | 0:25:37 | |
He's very talented at saying nothing at length, you know? | 0:25:37 | 0:25:42 | |
So he's very good at vamping | 0:25:42 | 0:25:44 | |
and spinning plates, and he just keeps... | 0:25:44 | 0:25:48 | |
Well, sorry, that's another thing he does. | 0:25:48 | 0:25:50 | |
He kind of puts everyone under this sort of miasma, the spell, and then, | 0:25:51 | 0:25:55 | |
before you know it, he's offstage and you realise you've been duped. | 0:25:55 | 0:25:58 | |
So I think he could keep it going for another year | 0:25:58 | 0:26:00 | |
before everyone cottons on. | 0:26:00 | 0:26:02 | |
Yeah, I would say people who didn't think was going to | 0:26:02 | 0:26:04 | |
become leader of the Republican Party and then be elected | 0:26:04 | 0:26:06 | |
president, we are the same people to go, like, "He won't last a year!" | 0:26:06 | 0:26:10 | |
Like, we're wrong. | 0:26:10 | 0:26:11 | |
We don't understand. | 0:26:11 | 0:26:13 | |
What if he gets a second term? Are we allowed to think... | 0:26:13 | 0:26:15 | |
think that far ahead? | 0:26:15 | 0:26:16 | |
In eight years' time, we could be here and, you know, | 0:26:16 | 0:26:19 | |
nothing will matter any more cos it won't be there. | 0:26:19 | 0:26:22 | |
I mean, Syria, Russia, it's all gone. It's all gone. | 0:26:22 | 0:26:25 | |
We'll be in a bunker. It's a scary thought, isn't it, Kathy? | 0:26:25 | 0:26:29 | |
Well, can I say one thing positive about him? | 0:26:29 | 0:26:31 | |
-No. -He's been a very successful businessman. -Has he? | 0:26:31 | 0:26:35 | |
-Well, yeah, he's made millions. -Are you being serious? -Hasn't he? | 0:26:35 | 0:26:37 | |
Cos he actually would have made more money if | 0:26:37 | 0:26:39 | |
he'd have just left his inheritance in a high-interest account. | 0:26:39 | 0:26:44 | |
He's actually made less money as a result of his activities, | 0:26:44 | 0:26:46 | |
so... He'd have been better off if he'd gambled like yourself. | 0:26:46 | 0:26:49 | |
I think the positive is your dance of lessons. | 0:26:51 | 0:26:53 | |
What kind of dance are you learning? | 0:26:53 | 0:26:54 | |
Oh, Latin and... | 0:26:54 | 0:26:57 | |
You can't do that in America any more. | 0:26:57 | 0:27:00 | |
Jiving, cha-cha-cha. | 0:27:02 | 0:27:04 | |
You're getting a lot for 90 quid. | 0:27:04 | 0:27:06 | |
-That's a lot of dance lessons, excellent. -Good. | 0:27:06 | 0:27:08 | |
Well, good luck with that, Kathy. I hope that works out for you. | 0:27:08 | 0:27:11 | |
And, you know, you enjoy your dance lessons off the back of | 0:27:11 | 0:27:15 | |
Donald Trump becoming president. | 0:27:15 | 0:27:17 | |
Don't feel too guilty as you're swirling around the ballroom. | 0:27:18 | 0:27:22 | |
We've kind of run out of time, but we've got so many more. | 0:27:22 | 0:27:24 | |
Let's see if we can just chuck a few more out. | 0:27:24 | 0:27:26 | |
I won't go into the audience, | 0:27:26 | 0:27:28 | |
just see if we can do a few more before we round things up. | 0:27:28 | 0:27:30 | |
Gavin Clark is here, he says, | 0:27:30 | 0:27:32 | |
"Surely the US being friends with Russia is a good thing." | 0:27:32 | 0:27:35 | |
Oh, yeah, that's like saying, | 0:27:35 | 0:27:36 | |
"It was so romantic when Fred West met Rose." | 0:27:36 | 0:27:39 | |
-Yeah, it was a good thing. -Yeah. | 0:27:42 | 0:27:44 | |
Lucy, Lucy Garcia, from London, "Do you agree that all world leaders | 0:27:44 | 0:27:48 | |
"should still have 2am Twitter meltdowns?" | 0:27:48 | 0:27:51 | |
The thing is, they are not all as interesting as him on Twitter. | 0:27:51 | 0:27:54 | |
They tweet, like, official stuff. If it was like... | 0:27:54 | 0:27:57 | |
If they actually were as honest | 0:27:57 | 0:27:59 | |
or sort of like as mad as him, it would be funny. | 0:27:59 | 0:28:01 | |
You know, if Merkel has, like, come out of a Wetherspoons, | 0:28:01 | 0:28:04 | |
going, "I tell you what... | 0:28:04 | 0:28:05 | |
"On reflection, there probably are too many bloody immigrants anyway!" | 0:28:05 | 0:28:09 | |
That would be fun. | 0:28:09 | 0:28:10 | |
There is India Harley from London. | 0:28:10 | 0:28:13 | |
"What are you most looking forward to from the inauguration?" | 0:28:13 | 0:28:17 | |
Trump's hand burning when he swears on the Bible. | 0:28:17 | 0:28:19 | |
SHE GASPS | 0:28:19 | 0:28:21 | |
That's all we've got time for this week. | 0:28:27 | 0:28:29 | |
I'd like to thank my helpers - Romesh, Gabby, Sara and Phil. | 0:28:29 | 0:28:34 | |
Thank you for taking part. | 0:28:34 | 0:28:36 | |
That's it for my Donald Trump inauguration special. | 0:28:36 | 0:28:38 | |
Hopefully, we'll see you in approximately three months' time | 0:28:38 | 0:28:41 | |
for the Impeachment Helpdesk. Good night. | 0:28:41 | 0:28:43 |