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SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS | 0:00:06 | 0:00:09 | |
How many time have I told you? | 0:00:13 | 0:00:16 | |
I hate foxes. Told you not to come round here, didn't I? | 0:00:16 | 0:00:18 | |
No, I ain't coming with you - you're going somewhere else, son. | 0:00:18 | 0:00:23 | |
Micky, wake up, you bloody idiot. | 0:00:23 | 0:00:26 | |
Oof! Sorry, babe. | 0:00:27 | 0:00:30 | |
- Sorry for what? - I've killed the fox. | 0:00:30 | 0:00:32 | |
You've been dreaming. | 0:00:32 | 0:00:33 | |
The fox took a shit on Jamie's ball last night. | 0:00:33 | 0:00:35 | |
- Did it? - Yes, it did, it is very much alive. | 0:00:35 | 0:00:38 | |
If you'd put the ball in the shed like I told you to... | 0:00:38 | 0:00:40 | |
I had a couple of, er, bottles... glasses of wine. | 0:00:40 | 0:00:44 | |
Right, OK. Well, I've got to go and do the school run now, all right? | 0:00:44 | 0:00:46 | |
Before you go, here's an idea for you... | 0:00:46 | 0:00:48 | |
Mm-hm? | 0:00:48 | 0:00:49 | |
Do you fancy jumping back into this bed when you get back? | 0:00:49 | 0:00:51 | |
No chance. I've got too much to do, you can wait until tonight. | 0:00:51 | 0:00:55 | |
It don't really work like that for men! | 0:00:55 | 0:00:58 | |
What is the point, eh? | 0:00:58 | 0:01:00 | |
You don't stop giving, you get nothing back. | 0:01:00 | 0:01:02 | |
Waste of time. | 0:01:02 | 0:01:04 | |
You arsehole. | 0:01:17 | 0:01:19 | |
CAMERA WHIRS | 0:01:21 | 0:01:23 | |
Oi! Boom-shack-a-lacka. | 0:01:25 | 0:01:27 | |
Now you know who's the guv'nor round here. | 0:01:30 | 0:01:33 | |
CAMERA WHIRS | 0:01:34 | 0:01:35 | |
CLASSICAL PIANO MUSIC PLAYS | 0:01:38 | 0:01:40 | |
STATION CHANGES | 0:01:44 | 0:01:45 | |
MUSIC: "Fox On The Run" by The Sweet | 0:01:45 | 0:01:49 | |
FOX LAUGHS | 0:01:59 | 0:02:00 | |
SAUCE SQUELCHES | 0:02:03 | 0:02:05 | |
DOOR CLOSES | 0:02:06 | 0:02:07 | |
I've just seen Harry from next door. | 0:02:12 | 0:02:14 | |
His pet fox is dead. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:16 | |
Someone smashed its head in. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:18 | |
Maybe it ran into a wall, or something. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:20 | |
Yeah, well, they're going through the CCTV footage, | 0:02:20 | 0:02:22 | |
see if they can spot anything. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:24 | |
Oh, yeah, good idea. | 0:02:24 | 0:02:26 | |
Poor Harry, he loves animals. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:29 | |
Yeah, it's people he don't like, though, ain't it? | 0:02:29 | 0:02:31 | |
Yeah. Well, I hope they find who did it. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:34 | |
Yeah. | 0:02:34 | 0:02:35 | |
Yeah, take care, bye. | 0:02:39 | 0:02:41 | |
Who was that? | 0:02:43 | 0:02:44 | |
The Old Bill. | 0:02:44 | 0:02:46 | |
They've got footage of me | 0:02:46 | 0:02:48 | |
in my underpants in the garden. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:50 | |
They think I killed the fox. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:52 | |
What were you doing in the garden in your pants? | 0:02:52 | 0:02:54 | |
You know what you asked me to the other day - | 0:02:54 | 0:02:57 | |
you said the gardener told you, | 0:02:57 | 0:02:59 | |
"Get your husband to piss in the garden first thing in the morning | 0:02:59 | 0:03:02 | |
"cos that when it's strongest, keeps the foxes away." Yeah? | 0:03:02 | 0:03:05 | |
I meant piss into a watering can | 0:03:05 | 0:03:07 | |
and sprinkle it on the garden. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:09 | |
You know I can't get my knob in the end of a watering can, | 0:03:09 | 0:03:12 | |
you of all people know that. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:14 | |
If a man can't piss in his own garden, what can he do? | 0:03:14 | 0:03:16 | |
What, are we living in a police state here or something? | 0:03:16 | 0:03:19 | |
RADIO: 'Reports say that the fox was killed with a blow to the head. | 0:03:37 | 0:03:39 | |
'Police have questioned a 48-year-old man | 0:03:39 | 0:03:43 | |
'and are in the process of examining CCTV footage of the incident. | 0:03:43 | 0:03:46 | |
'Now on to the day's business news...' | 0:03:46 | 0:03:49 | |
HE TURNS RADIO OFF | 0:03:49 | 0:03:50 | |
TV: '..And if anyone recognises these underpants, | 0:03:50 | 0:03:53 | |
'please phone Crimestoppers.' | 0:03:53 | 0:03:55 | |
SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS | 0:03:55 | 0:03:57 | |
'I've known Micky Flanagan for about five years. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:23 | |
'A perfectly nice guy, | 0:04:23 | 0:04:25 | |
'but he's got a bit of a temper on him | 0:04:25 | 0:04:27 | |
'and he hates foxes. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:28 | |
'That's him in a nutshell.' | 0:04:28 | 0:04:30 | |
'In terms of a threat, I can tell you | 0:04:30 | 0:04:31 | |
'that you're 62 times more likely to be bitten by a person than a fox.' | 0:04:31 | 0:04:37 | |
'I'm here because I, | 0:04:37 | 0:04:40 | |
'as a human-rights campaigner, | 0:04:40 | 0:04:42 | |
'believe in due process, | 0:04:42 | 0:04:43 | |
'in freedom of expression, and in justice.' | 0:04:43 | 0:04:47 | |
'You're allowed to use what's called reasonable force. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:49 | |
'But there is some doubt, I think, in people's minds, | 0:04:49 | 0:04:52 | |
'and sometimes in the minds of the court, | 0:04:52 | 0:04:54 | |
'what reasonable force really...' | 0:04:54 | 0:04:55 | |
TV: 'Putin is holding back judgement | 0:04:55 | 0:04:58 | |
'until he knows if the fox is a homosexual.' | 0:04:58 | 0:05:01 | |
'I haven't met him, I've spoken to him on the phone. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:04 | |
'He has been a stalwart ally, | 0:05:04 | 0:05:06 | |
'in many respects, to the United states. | 0:05:06 | 0:05:08 | |
'He has sustained peace...' | 0:05:08 | 0:05:11 | |
TRANSLATION FROM KOREAN: | 0:05:11 | 0:05:15 | |
Trust him to get on the bandwagon! | 0:05:18 | 0:05:21 | |
Typical. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:23 | |
Ponce. | 0:05:23 | 0:05:24 | |
RADIO: 'No-one could have expected | 0:05:24 | 0:05:26 | |
'that a tin of beans and a fox could have brought the world...' | 0:05:26 | 0:05:27 | |
Right, Micky, you have got to sort this out. | 0:05:27 | 0:05:29 | |
Half the neighbours aren't talking to me | 0:05:29 | 0:05:31 | |
and someone's written "foxy lady" on the side of the car down at school. | 0:05:31 | 0:05:34 | |
Look, did you kill the fox? | 0:05:34 | 0:05:37 | |
Yes, yes. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:38 | |
In my dream. | 0:05:38 | 0:05:40 | |
Well, you have got to stand up for yourself, then. OK? | 0:05:40 | 0:05:43 | |
And you're sleeping down here tonight. | 0:05:43 | 0:05:45 | |
Yeah, and I'm sleeping down here tonight! | 0:05:45 | 0:05:47 | |
(She can't talk to me like that.) | 0:05:49 | 0:05:51 | |
So I'm the bad guy, am I? | 0:06:02 | 0:06:04 | |
Yeah, I killed that fox, | 0:06:05 | 0:06:06 | |
but you have no idea what I've been through. | 0:06:06 | 0:06:09 | |
I've made a list of the reasons I'm a good person. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:13 | |
When we were kids | 0:06:13 | 0:06:15 | |
and we went to play over the rail yard | 0:06:15 | 0:06:17 | |
and we were chased away by a man, | 0:06:17 | 0:06:20 | |
my friend Tony pooed his pants. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:24 | |
Everyone was laughing at him. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:26 | |
I didn't laugh. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:28 | |
I made him take those pants off, | 0:06:28 | 0:06:30 | |
I swung 'em around my head and I threw 'em on the garage roof. | 0:06:30 | 0:06:34 | |
And then went to Woolworths and got him a new pair. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:39 | |
Is that the act of a bad person? | 0:06:39 | 0:06:41 | |
On the way home from work one day | 0:06:41 | 0:06:44 | |
I saw a crow in a doorway. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:46 | |
It wasn't flying, it wasn't even walking. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:50 | |
I put it in a box, | 0:06:50 | 0:06:52 | |
I was going to take it to the vet. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:55 | |
But I went to the pub | 0:06:55 | 0:06:56 | |
and when I come out it was dead. | 0:06:56 | 0:06:59 | |
That's not the point. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:01 | |
At least I was caring about the crow. | 0:07:01 | 0:07:03 | |
I sent £10 off to Live Aid in 1985. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:10 | |
I turned Africa around. | 0:07:10 | 0:07:12 | |
Is that the act of a bad person? | 0:07:12 | 0:07:14 | |
RADIO: 'Morning, everyone. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:27 | |
'Hello, hello, hello...' | 0:07:27 | 0:07:29 | |
MICKY: 'My friend Tony pooed his pants, | 0:07:29 | 0:07:33 | |
'everyone was laughing at him. | 0:07:33 | 0:07:35 | |
'I didn't laugh. | 0:07:35 | 0:07:37 | |
'I made him take those pants off.' | 0:07:37 | 0:07:40 | |
RADIO: '..And the year right this morning...' | 0:07:40 | 0:07:42 | |
STATION CHANGES | 0:07:42 | 0:07:44 | |
RADIO: 'More people are coming out in support of the fox-slayer, | 0:07:44 | 0:07:47 | |
'and a police spokesperson has stated | 0:07:47 | 0:07:49 | |
'that he does not envisage there being a prosecution in this case.' | 0:07:49 | 0:07:52 | |
STATION CHANGES | 0:07:52 | 0:07:54 | |
RADIO: 'A spokesman for the Queen has confirmed | 0:07:54 | 0:07:56 | |
'Her Majesty herself once threw a horseshoe at a fox | 0:07:56 | 0:07:59 | |
'that was pestering one of her swans. | 0:07:59 | 0:08:01 | |
STATION CHANGES | 0:08:01 | 0:08:02 | |
RADIO: 'The Dalai Lama has said | 0:08:02 | 0:08:04 | |
'that Flanagan will definitely come back as a hunted animal, | 0:08:04 | 0:08:07 | |
'and that, in life, he will know the true nature of suffering. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:11 | |
'He also wants to try a can of baked beans.' | 0:08:11 | 0:08:14 | |
You've heard about the confession, then? | 0:08:16 | 0:08:19 | |
Do you want me just to go? | 0:08:20 | 0:08:23 | |
Are you kidding? | 0:08:23 | 0:08:25 | |
You're my hero, Micky. You finally killed that fox! | 0:08:25 | 0:08:29 | |
You know how much I like it when you go all Ray Winstone. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:33 | |
Now get up those stairs, you sexy beast. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:36 | |
I am the luckiest girl in the world. | 0:08:38 | 0:08:41 | |
You have won the lottery. | 0:08:41 | 0:08:44 | |
Yeah, I wouldn't go that far! | 0:08:44 | 0:08:47 | |
I think so, I think we can go that far. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:48 | |
No, I wouldn't go quite that far. | 0:08:48 | 0:08:50 | |
THEY GIGGLE | 0:08:50 | 0:08:52 | |
MUSIC: "Sexual Healing" by Marvin Gaye | 0:08:52 | 0:08:56 | |
# Ooh | 0:09:01 | 0:09:03 | |
# Baby | 0:09:03 | 0:09:06 | |
# I'm hot just like an oven | 0:09:06 | 0:09:09 | |
# I need some lovin' | 0:09:09 | 0:09:11 | |
# And baby | 0:09:11 | 0:09:16 | |
# I can't hold it much longer | 0:09:16 | 0:09:19 | |
# It's getting stronger and stronger | 0:09:19 | 0:09:22 | |
# And when I get that feelin' | 0:09:22 | 0:09:25 | |
# I want sexual healing... # | 0:09:25 | 0:09:28 |