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-Coming up... -Hello? | 0:00:02 | 0:00:03 | |
Pulling a cracker... | 0:00:03 | 0:00:05 | |
Come here, doll, how are you?! | 0:00:05 | 0:00:07 | |
..popping a popper... | 0:00:08 | 0:00:11 | |
Yay! | 0:00:11 | 0:00:12 | |
..and nicking St Nick. | 0:00:12 | 0:00:15 | |
Are you asking people to believe that that horse is a reindeer? | 0:00:15 | 0:00:19 | |
Good King Justice is served deep and crisp and even. | 0:00:19 | 0:00:25 | |
Believe me, the city centre's just Sodom and Gomorrah. | 0:00:25 | 0:00:29 | |
This is Seasonal Scot Squad. | 0:00:29 | 0:00:31 | |
Crimbo is a boom time for crims. | 0:00:43 | 0:00:47 | |
Reassuring the public is the job of Scot Squad Chief Commissioner, | 0:00:47 | 0:00:51 | |
Cameron Miekelson... | 0:00:51 | 0:00:53 | |
You know, your sly criminal | 0:00:53 | 0:00:56 | |
disguises himself as Father Christmas | 0:00:56 | 0:00:58 | |
and draws us into his web. | 0:00:58 | 0:01:01 | |
..pulling his personal message of peace | 0:01:01 | 0:01:04 | |
from a sack full of good cheer. | 0:01:04 | 0:01:06 | |
Yes, I've to sign quite a number of Christmas cards, as you can imagine. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:11 | |
We've actually had a few complaints about this year's Christmas card, | 0:01:11 | 0:01:16 | |
in that it's not fitting in with the spirit of Christmas, | 0:01:16 | 0:01:19 | |
it's not jolly enough, it's not festive enough. | 0:01:19 | 0:01:22 | |
But I don't know. You be the judge. | 0:01:22 | 0:01:24 | |
What's wrong with that? | 0:01:24 | 0:01:26 | |
I mean, if that doesn't say Christmas to you, | 0:01:26 | 0:01:28 | |
then I don't know what does. | 0:01:28 | 0:01:31 | |
Dear Nicola... Oh, Jane, I'm going to do personally Sturgeon, | 0:01:31 | 0:01:35 | |
Davidson and Dugdale. | 0:01:35 | 0:01:37 | |
If you could do everybody else. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:39 | |
Oh, no, hang on. I'll do the captain of the Muirfield Golf Club, yeah? | 0:01:39 | 0:01:43 | |
Boy's had a hard year. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:45 | |
Festive office parties can lead to booze-fuelled carnage... | 0:01:45 | 0:01:49 | |
Hello, officer! | 0:01:49 | 0:01:52 | |
Hello! | 0:01:52 | 0:01:53 | |
..all over the streets of Scotland. | 0:01:53 | 0:01:56 | |
I caught it! | 0:01:56 | 0:01:58 | |
No stranger to mistletoe or mayhem, | 0:01:58 | 0:02:01 | |
volunteer officer Ken Beattie. | 0:02:01 | 0:02:04 | |
People can drink excessively at Christmas, and I experienced that. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:08 | |
I seen a young woman lying on the ground, | 0:02:08 | 0:02:11 | |
and I offered to help her cos I wasn't sure | 0:02:11 | 0:02:14 | |
if she was homeless or just drunk. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:16 | |
Turns out she was drunk. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:18 | |
Incredibly drunk. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:20 | |
It's OK. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:21 | |
Excuse me. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:23 | |
Hello? | 0:02:23 | 0:02:25 | |
And I've actually came across her before. | 0:02:25 | 0:02:28 | |
-Ken Beattie? -Yes, that's correct. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:30 | |
It's me. Jamie Lee. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:33 | |
Her name is Miss Jamie Lee McGurk. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:37 | |
She lives in a area that I patrol. | 0:02:37 | 0:02:40 | |
Come here, doll! How are you?! | 0:02:40 | 0:02:42 | |
-Jamie Lee! -I haven't seen you for ages! | 0:02:42 | 0:02:45 | |
-Oh, my God. -How are you, doll? | 0:02:45 | 0:02:46 | |
I'm good, thank you, how are you? | 0:02:46 | 0:02:48 | |
I've had a great Christmas. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:49 | |
I can see that. | 0:02:49 | 0:02:50 | |
I was out for lunch, I'm humming of chicken tikka masala. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:53 | |
I can smell that and a lot of alcohol. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:56 | |
I know, I just had a Prosecco, it's less calories. | 0:02:56 | 0:02:59 | |
OK. Let's try and get you up, get you in a taxi and get you home. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:03 | |
You're looking brilliant. | 0:03:03 | 0:03:05 | |
That's very nice of you, thank you. | 0:03:05 | 0:03:07 | |
Have you lost the belly? | 0:03:07 | 0:03:08 | |
A wee bit, I've... | 0:03:08 | 0:03:10 | |
-You're looking great. -Oh, thank you. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:12 | |
-You too. -I've lost a bit and all. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:15 | |
Yes. Got a nice glow to you. | 0:03:15 | 0:03:18 | |
I'm like china in your hand. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:20 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:03:20 | 0:03:23 | |
OK. Right. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:25 | |
Oh, I've had a great day. | 0:03:25 | 0:03:27 | |
Let's get you up, get you in a taxi. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:30 | |
-Taxi! -Taxi, aye. | 0:03:30 | 0:03:32 | |
-Taxi! -OK, right. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:34 | |
-Taxi! -Sh, sh, come on. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:36 | |
This is a public area, right. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:37 | |
Taxi. | 0:03:37 | 0:03:39 | |
# Careless whispers... # | 0:03:39 | 0:03:40 | |
No, no, no singing. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:42 | |
No, Miss McGurk. Come on now. Please. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:45 | |
Yes. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:47 | |
Ooh, I'm really sorry. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:48 | |
It's OK, it's OK. | 0:03:48 | 0:03:50 | |
Don't... Please, please, don't cry. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:52 | |
Listen, listen. Just listen to me for one minute! | 0:03:52 | 0:03:55 | |
Stop talking at me! | 0:03:55 | 0:03:56 | |
Sorry. | 0:03:56 | 0:03:58 | |
I fancy Rob, right? | 0:03:59 | 0:04:01 | |
The guy that sits next to me. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:04 | |
And he doesn't like me. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:06 | |
Says I'm no his type... | 0:04:06 | 0:04:08 | |
..doesn't like ginger. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:11 | |
-He shouldn't be saying things like that. -No, he shouldn't be. | 0:04:11 | 0:04:14 | |
-You know what it feels like. -I'm strawberry blonde, but... | 0:04:14 | 0:04:17 | |
Do you know what they used to sing to me at school? | 0:04:17 | 0:04:19 | |
What's that? | 0:04:19 | 0:04:21 | |
# Ginger hair is unacceptable. # | 0:04:21 | 0:04:25 | |
They shouldn't be singing that. | 0:04:25 | 0:04:27 | |
You're just a gorgeous, wee doll, aren't you? | 0:04:27 | 0:04:29 | |
Well, I'm a man, but OK. | 0:04:29 | 0:04:31 | |
-Are you ready? -Right, OK, wait a minute. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:33 | |
I'll need to go on all fours, I've got a bad back. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:35 | |
-OK. -Hold on. -Right. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:37 | |
Get away from me, back up. | 0:04:37 | 0:04:38 | |
-Sorry. -I'll buckaroo you! | 0:04:38 | 0:04:40 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:04:40 | 0:04:41 | |
Right, come on. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:43 | |
I managed to, eventually, after much exertion, lift her up off her feet. | 0:04:43 | 0:04:48 | |
Right, hold on, hold on to that there. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:51 | |
Miss McGurk. Come on now. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:55 | |
And tried to get her into a taxi. | 0:04:55 | 0:04:58 | |
You and your wee peachy cheeks have come and saved me. | 0:04:58 | 0:05:02 | |
-It's a pleasure, right? -Look at your wee eyelashes, | 0:05:04 | 0:05:07 | |
you're like a wee horse. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:08 | |
Traffic officers, Singh and McKirdy, | 0:05:11 | 0:05:13 | |
know what's fit for a holiday highway when they see it. | 0:05:13 | 0:05:16 | |
Space hoppers. | 0:05:16 | 0:05:18 | |
Come on. Get aff! | 0:05:18 | 0:05:20 | |
But when they clock off, they kick back and get the tinselly tunes on. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:27 | |
-HE SINGS ALONG: -# I saw Mummy kissing Santa Claus... # | 0:05:31 | 0:05:38 | |
-Good tune. -I like that one, aye, I like that one. | 0:05:38 | 0:05:42 | |
That would be cool, wouldn't it, | 0:05:42 | 0:05:43 | |
if your maw had an affair with Santa Claus, wouldn't it? | 0:05:43 | 0:05:45 | |
Maybe not an affair. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:47 | |
All my maw's boyfriends have been shitebags. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:50 | |
-# You have been... # -Do you know the words? | 0:05:50 | 0:05:53 | |
# Kissing Santa Claus again... # | 0:05:53 | 0:05:59 | |
Apart from the chorus. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:01 | |
I did. I did. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:03 | |
They were winching in front of the settee. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:06 | |
I came doon and caught them. | 0:06:06 | 0:06:08 | |
-Poor woman. -Do you know what the song's about? | 0:06:08 | 0:06:11 | |
A wee boy finds his maw winching Santa. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:17 | |
No, it's about a wee... | 0:06:17 | 0:06:18 | |
Well, he thinks it's Santa, but it's actually his mum kissing his dad. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:22 | |
-Aw, is it? -Dressed as Santa. | 0:06:22 | 0:06:25 | |
I just figured that out. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:26 | |
Do you think the maw wanted the father | 0:06:26 | 0:06:29 | |
to put the costume on for her, | 0:06:29 | 0:06:30 | |
for her kicks? | 0:06:30 | 0:06:31 | |
She's maybe a wee bit kinky that way. | 0:06:32 | 0:06:35 | |
-Aye. -Could be. People are into all kinds of things. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:38 | |
# Oh, I'd love to go away | 0:06:38 | 0:06:42 | |
# When Santa doesn't say | 0:06:42 | 0:06:45 | |
# Mummy's kissing Santa Claus again. # | 0:06:45 | 0:06:51 | |
Back at the volunteer's rescue mission... | 0:06:54 | 0:06:58 | |
Right, come on, you're nearly there, Miss McGurk. | 0:06:58 | 0:07:00 | |
Ken must get Jamie Lee in a black hack before the mob sees red. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:05 | |
We finally got to the taxi queue. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:07 | |
It was very busy, but I used my force of the law | 0:07:07 | 0:07:11 | |
to get to the front of the queue because I had to get her home. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:15 | |
She was doing my head in, to be honest. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:17 | |
I'm an officer of the law and I need to commandeer this taxi queue. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:20 | |
-I'm fed up waiting! -Well, I understand it's a busy time of year, | 0:07:20 | 0:07:23 | |
but this young lady... | 0:07:23 | 0:07:25 | |
-She's intoxicated! -She is, she's very intoxicated. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:28 | |
I've had a good day. | 0:07:28 | 0:07:29 | |
I'm not intoxicated. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:31 | |
-Stop pointing your pointer at me! -Right, no, come on, come on, ladies. | 0:07:31 | 0:07:34 | |
-We can all point! -Excuse me, taxi. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:35 | |
Get in now! Come on, hurry up! | 0:07:35 | 0:07:38 | |
-I've nae money. -I'll give you money. | 0:07:38 | 0:07:39 | |
-Come on, get in. -That bitch... -BLEEP. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:42 | |
Miss McGurk, get in! | 0:07:42 | 0:07:44 | |
Please get in! Oh, God! | 0:07:44 | 0:07:45 | |
Right, right! | 0:07:45 | 0:07:47 | |
Right, get in! | 0:07:47 | 0:07:50 | |
Right, sit down, put your seatbelt on, Miss McGurk. Sit down! | 0:07:50 | 0:07:53 | |
We got home, and then she invited me in. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:56 | |
I said no, you know, my job is done. | 0:07:56 | 0:07:59 | |
I'd got her home safely, | 0:07:59 | 0:08:00 | |
but she insisted and she can be very forceful. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:02 | |
You are needing a reward, a wee mince pie. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:05 | |
-No. No. -Nope, come in. | 0:08:05 | 0:08:08 | |
-Miss McGurk, I'm fine honestly. -Come in. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:10 | |
I really need to be going. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:11 | |
-Ken! -Right, that's your key. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
-You get the key. -Miss McGurk, please can I go? | 0:08:13 | 0:08:15 | |
# I got the key! I got the secret! # | 0:08:15 | 0:08:18 | |
I'm only joking, come on. | 0:08:18 | 0:08:20 | |
-Your key's in the... -I'll get it. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:22 | |
Just get in. | 0:08:22 | 0:08:23 | |
Wipe your feet. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:25 | |
So looks like an Advent calendar, doesn't it? | 0:08:30 | 0:08:33 | |
Actually it's a Radgevent calendar, yeah? | 0:08:33 | 0:08:36 | |
Now this is a little initiative of mine. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:38 | |
I brought it in about three years ago. | 0:08:38 | 0:08:40 | |
It's to combine a bit of Christmas cheer | 0:08:40 | 0:08:42 | |
with solid investigative police work, | 0:08:42 | 0:08:44 | |
because behind every window, | 0:08:44 | 0:08:47 | |
you have a photograph of one of Scotland's Most Wanted. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:52 | |
There's Frankie Four Fingers there. | 0:08:52 | 0:08:55 | |
And it's just to help the police keep the faces in their mind. | 0:08:55 | 0:08:58 | |
We, initially, we did one that the faces actually to be chocolates, | 0:08:58 | 0:09:03 | |
but actually to carve the faces | 0:09:03 | 0:09:06 | |
of some of these knuckleheeds was just... | 0:09:06 | 0:09:09 | |
Well, it was prohibitively expensive. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:11 | |
So we just went with the photographs. | 0:09:11 | 0:09:13 | |
There's another one, there he is. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:15 | |
Oh, can't believe he's still known. | 0:09:15 | 0:09:17 | |
Mental McSweeney. | 0:09:17 | 0:09:18 | |
There we are. You know, it's just a bit of Christmas fun. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:22 | |
MUSIC: Joy To The World by Isaac Watts | 0:09:22 | 0:09:25 | |
Christmas might mean joy to the world, | 0:09:25 | 0:09:28 | |
but shonky rip-off merchants | 0:09:28 | 0:09:30 | |
bring misery to the naive and the gullible. | 0:09:30 | 0:09:33 | |
Country cops, McIntosh and McKay ensure that the only thing getting | 0:09:33 | 0:09:38 | |
ripped off this year is the wrapping paper on Christmas morning. | 0:09:38 | 0:09:43 | |
Some people think that Christmas is too commercialised these days, | 0:09:43 | 0:09:46 | |
but at least that means | 0:09:46 | 0:09:47 | |
that there is a professional trading standard to meet. | 0:09:47 | 0:09:49 | |
We'd received a number of complaints | 0:09:49 | 0:09:52 | |
that the Christmassy Wonderland, | 0:09:52 | 0:09:54 | |
ran by Owen Bawtree, was no such thing. | 0:09:54 | 0:09:58 | |
No Christmassy and no wonder. | 0:09:58 | 0:10:02 | |
Oh, Charlie. | 0:10:02 | 0:10:03 | |
What is this? For the love of Father Christmas. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:08 | |
Just a deflated sorry snow thing. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:11 | |
Rudolph the Red Nose Tractor. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:13 | |
-Have you seen that? -You're kidding? No. | 0:10:13 | 0:10:16 | |
-No! -His nose is scraped. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:17 | |
Even the fake Santa looks like an alcoholic. | 0:10:17 | 0:10:21 | |
-Is that real? -There's a goat. | 0:10:21 | 0:10:24 | |
-Mr Bawtree? -Correct, how are we? -Are you the proprietor of this...? | 0:10:24 | 0:10:28 | |
Wonderland, I think you'll find this is called. | 0:10:28 | 0:10:30 | |
This is not Wonderland, this is hell. | 0:10:30 | 0:10:33 | |
We've received a number of complaints about your place here. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:36 | |
People are feeling ripped off. | 0:10:36 | 0:10:37 | |
What's... What is this? | 0:10:37 | 0:10:39 | |
This isn't even a safe structure. | 0:10:39 | 0:10:41 | |
This is an early Santa's chimney. | 0:10:41 | 0:10:44 | |
In the old days, | 0:10:44 | 0:10:45 | |
I used to practise coming down this chimney all year. | 0:10:45 | 0:10:49 | |
You've got antlers on a horse. | 0:10:49 | 0:10:50 | |
Are you asking people to believe that that horse is a reindeer? | 0:10:50 | 0:10:55 | |
Look, we've got this beautiful gravel for them. | 0:10:55 | 0:10:58 | |
They can slide along, they can have a great time here. | 0:10:58 | 0:11:02 | |
Mr Claus, Bawtree, please explain the goat. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:06 | |
Yeah, that's a scene straight from Jurassic Park. | 0:11:06 | 0:11:09 | |
That's just been waiting to be eaten. | 0:11:09 | 0:11:11 | |
What's that got to do with Christmas? | 0:11:11 | 0:11:13 | |
Jurassic Park's always on at Christmas. | 0:11:13 | 0:11:15 | |
Things have been hard. | 0:11:15 | 0:11:17 | |
Mrs Claus, she left, the country's on its knees, | 0:11:17 | 0:11:21 | |
Brexit's taken control. | 0:11:21 | 0:11:23 | |
You're trying to claim that you're Santa Claus. | 0:11:23 | 0:11:25 | |
Yeah, this is false advertising entirely. | 0:11:25 | 0:11:27 | |
I don't believe that for a second. | 0:11:27 | 0:11:28 | |
We're going to have to shut this down. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:30 | |
We can't let you carry on like this, we can't. | 0:11:30 | 0:11:32 | |
OK. | 0:11:32 | 0:11:33 | |
This bad Santa's straight on the naughty list. | 0:11:33 | 0:11:37 | |
Claus's kingdom of crud won't be coming to town. | 0:11:37 | 0:11:40 | |
It's been closed down. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:42 | |
Another gift from the Scot Squad. | 0:11:42 | 0:11:46 | |
So we're having an issue with Black Friday. | 0:11:46 | 0:11:48 | |
Black Friday, in police parlance, | 0:11:48 | 0:11:51 | |
was the codename we gave to the Friday before Christmas | 0:11:51 | 0:11:53 | |
where the maximum amount of office parties took place. | 0:11:53 | 0:11:58 | |
Believe me, the city centre's just Sodom and Gomorrah. | 0:11:58 | 0:12:02 | |
You know, it's like a century's worth of Celtic Rangers games | 0:12:02 | 0:12:06 | |
have been played in one day. | 0:12:06 | 0:12:08 | |
Suddenly, Black Friday, | 0:12:08 | 0:12:09 | |
we import from America | 0:12:09 | 0:12:10 | |
that Black Friday's just the name of the sales day. | 0:12:10 | 0:12:12 | |
So we can't have two Black Fridays. | 0:12:12 | 0:12:16 | |
Operationally, that's a minefield. | 0:12:16 | 0:12:18 | |
You know, imagine you're called out to a Black Friday incident, | 0:12:18 | 0:12:21 | |
you're heading down, | 0:12:21 | 0:12:22 | |
you think it's just a bit of a kerfuffle in TK Maxx. | 0:12:22 | 0:12:25 | |
Actually, you should have your riot gear on because it's all kicking off | 0:12:25 | 0:12:28 | |
between Brenda from Accounts and Helen from PR. | 0:12:28 | 0:12:31 | |
So what we need is a new name for OUR Black Friday. | 0:12:31 | 0:12:36 | |
We've got Mental Friday, Scotland's Shame Friday - | 0:12:36 | 0:12:39 | |
a bit preachy - | 0:12:39 | 0:12:40 | |
Crazy Bastard Friday. | 0:12:40 | 0:12:42 | |
It's Crazy Bastard Friday! | 0:12:42 | 0:12:45 | |
Which it is, but maybe it might offend the old people. | 0:12:45 | 0:12:47 | |
Apocalypse Friday, I like, but it's just, it's very hellish. | 0:12:47 | 0:12:51 | |
So I think in the end I'm going to go for Doomsday | 0:12:51 | 0:12:55 | |
because I think it's simple, it's old school, it's true. | 0:12:55 | 0:13:00 | |
Back at McGurk's grotto, | 0:13:00 | 0:13:02 | |
volunteer Beattie strives to keep his mind on the job. | 0:13:02 | 0:13:07 | |
So went inside, | 0:13:07 | 0:13:10 | |
she offered me a drink, | 0:13:10 | 0:13:12 | |
and I turned it down cos I was working and, well, | 0:13:12 | 0:13:16 | |
things took a rather | 0:13:16 | 0:13:18 | |
amorous turn, shall we say. | 0:13:18 | 0:13:21 | |
Right, Ken, I've put four on the plate. | 0:13:21 | 0:13:23 | |
-OK. -Just in case you're hungry. | 0:13:23 | 0:13:26 | |
I'm fine, Miss McGurk, honestly. | 0:13:26 | 0:13:28 | |
Right. You wanting a pie? | 0:13:28 | 0:13:30 | |
No, no, no. Honestly, I couldn't. | 0:13:30 | 0:13:32 | |
-A wee pie? -No, no. | 0:13:32 | 0:13:34 | |
Listen, I think you should have a pie. | 0:13:34 | 0:13:37 | |
You've been working hard. | 0:13:37 | 0:13:38 | |
I have been working hard, but, honestly, I really don't want a pie. | 0:13:38 | 0:13:41 | |
I'm just glad that you're OK now. | 0:13:41 | 0:13:43 | |
I'm fine. I'm fine cos of you. | 0:13:43 | 0:13:45 | |
Cos you came and rescued me. | 0:13:45 | 0:13:49 | |
It's OK, Miss. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:50 | |
-CRIES: -That's how I'm all right. -Please don't cry. | 0:13:50 | 0:13:52 | |
Honestly... | 0:13:52 | 0:13:53 | |
Take my shoes off. | 0:13:53 | 0:13:54 | |
I mean, I've been doing great. | 0:13:59 | 0:14:01 | |
Ken, you'd be dead proud of me. | 0:14:01 | 0:14:02 | |
You know. Oh, they're bowfing, I know, sorry. | 0:14:02 | 0:14:06 | |
I've been on the wagon. | 0:14:08 | 0:14:10 | |
I've no been having parties or drinking that much. | 0:14:10 | 0:14:13 | |
I've been doing well. Smell them. | 0:14:13 | 0:14:15 | |
-No, that's... -I really need to go now, Miss McGurk, honestly. | 0:14:15 | 0:14:17 | |
No, no, no! | 0:14:17 | 0:14:19 | |
Have a mince pie and settle yourself! | 0:14:19 | 0:14:21 | |
No, no, I really don't want a mince pie. | 0:14:21 | 0:14:25 | |
What DO you want? | 0:14:25 | 0:14:27 | |
I want to go home, if that's OK. | 0:14:27 | 0:14:29 | |
Is that really what you want? You don't even want a wee brokie? | 0:14:29 | 0:14:33 | |
I don't know what that means, Miss McGurk. | 0:14:33 | 0:14:35 | |
A wee bit of mince pie. | 0:14:35 | 0:14:36 | |
Take that. | 0:14:38 | 0:14:40 | |
I'm fine, Miss McGurk, honestly. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:42 | |
I don't want any mince pie. | 0:14:42 | 0:14:44 | |
I need to go. | 0:14:44 | 0:14:46 | |
I need... | 0:14:46 | 0:14:48 | |
I need to... I've got duties that I need to attend to. | 0:14:48 | 0:14:51 | |
I've never seen your eyes looking so blue. | 0:14:51 | 0:14:54 | |
Ken, you make me feel alive inside. | 0:14:56 | 0:15:00 | |
-That's good. -Ken... | 0:15:00 | 0:15:02 | |
don't say anything, just listen. | 0:15:02 | 0:15:05 | |
Don't talk, just kiss. | 0:15:05 | 0:15:08 | |
-Just kiss. -Miss McGurk, please. | 0:15:08 | 0:15:12 | |
I know you want this. | 0:15:12 | 0:15:15 | |
I'm worried she had so much alcohol in her system | 0:15:15 | 0:15:17 | |
that she actually got me drunk | 0:15:17 | 0:15:18 | |
by kissing me. | 0:15:18 | 0:15:20 | |
So I vacated the property as a good man would do, | 0:15:20 | 0:15:23 | |
'not because of the kissing, | 0:15:23 | 0:15:25 | |
'because her husband came and threatened to kill me.' | 0:15:25 | 0:15:27 | |
Your husband? Oh, my God. | 0:15:27 | 0:15:29 | |
I'm married. | 0:15:29 | 0:15:30 | |
-Sorry! -I'm married! -I had no idea! | 0:15:30 | 0:15:31 | |
You never let me do anything in this hoose! | 0:15:31 | 0:15:34 | |
-Oh, shit! -Get to -BLEEP, -wee man! -BLEEP. | 0:15:34 | 0:15:38 | |
I'll be speaking to your boss in the morning, you wee dick. | 0:15:38 | 0:15:40 | |
Please don't, please don't! | 0:15:40 | 0:15:42 | |
Christmas or no Christmas, | 0:15:42 | 0:15:44 | |
at the Scottish Police Force Telecommunications HQ, | 0:15:44 | 0:15:48 | |
the service never stops. | 0:15:48 | 0:15:51 | |
You went to a buy a puppy for your boy for Christmas, | 0:15:51 | 0:15:53 | |
but on closer inspection, you think it's actually a lizard? | 0:15:53 | 0:15:57 | |
Maggie LeBeau spills the beans | 0:15:57 | 0:16:00 | |
on how the crack team split the shifts on December 25th. | 0:16:00 | 0:16:05 | |
So people often ask the question - | 0:16:06 | 0:16:08 | |
how do you decide who works on Christmas Day? | 0:16:08 | 0:16:11 | |
The method that we use is actually the Christmas hat method. | 0:16:11 | 0:16:14 | |
We started using that last year. | 0:16:14 | 0:16:16 | |
Everyone in the office makes their own hat, | 0:16:16 | 0:16:18 | |
and whoever's hat is voted the worst | 0:16:18 | 0:16:21 | |
has to work on Christmas Day. | 0:16:21 | 0:16:23 | |
So it's both fair and fun. | 0:16:23 | 0:16:26 | |
I'm sorry, but how is that better than this? | 0:16:28 | 0:16:31 | |
My hat was made of Brussels sprouts. | 0:16:31 | 0:16:34 | |
What's more Christmassy than Brussels sprouts? | 0:16:34 | 0:16:36 | |
What can I say? I'm working on Christmas Day. | 0:16:36 | 0:16:40 | |
Not everyone gets the Christmas gifts they were hoping for, | 0:16:40 | 0:16:43 | |
but when gifts go bad, | 0:16:43 | 0:16:45 | |
desk sergeant Karen Ann Millar has sympathy | 0:16:45 | 0:16:50 | |
for those feeling blue or red-raw. | 0:16:50 | 0:16:53 | |
Bobby, felicitations on this fine festive Friday. | 0:16:54 | 0:16:57 | |
What can I do for you? | 0:16:57 | 0:16:58 | |
Bobby's sore. | 0:16:58 | 0:17:01 | |
You've come out in a wee bit of a rash, haven't you? | 0:17:01 | 0:17:03 | |
-Yeah. -What's caused that? | 0:17:03 | 0:17:05 | |
Well, I think it might either be too many grapes. | 0:17:05 | 0:17:11 | |
-Right. -Or there was this guy selling aftershave, | 0:17:11 | 0:17:14 | |
and he was selling them for dead cheap | 0:17:14 | 0:17:16 | |
and I got a good deal for Christmas. | 0:17:16 | 0:17:19 | |
What's...? Let's... | 0:17:19 | 0:17:21 | |
Smell that. It's like vinegar. | 0:17:21 | 0:17:22 | |
I can definitely smell it. | 0:17:22 | 0:17:23 | |
-Yeah, it's... -It's like a nice vinegar, it's no a bad vinegar. | 0:17:23 | 0:17:27 | |
What type of aftershave is it you've got there? | 0:17:27 | 0:17:29 | |
It's Tommy Hilfinger. | 0:17:29 | 0:17:32 | |
-Hilfinger? -Yeah. | 0:17:32 | 0:17:34 | |
Yeah, it's Tommy Hilfiger that makes the aftershave. | 0:17:34 | 0:17:37 | |
Yeah. Aye, but this is... | 0:17:37 | 0:17:38 | |
The guy says that's his cousin. | 0:17:38 | 0:17:41 | |
-Right. -Well, that one might be dodgy | 0:17:41 | 0:17:43 | |
but he had other ones there as well called Hugo's Bus. | 0:17:43 | 0:17:48 | |
The problem is counterfeit goods like this | 0:17:48 | 0:17:50 | |
can be extremely hazardous to human health. | 0:17:50 | 0:17:54 | |
One of the big giveaways is it's called designer "lable". | 0:17:54 | 0:17:57 | |
Right? | 0:17:57 | 0:17:59 | |
And that's not really something you're looking for in an aftershave. | 0:17:59 | 0:18:02 | |
I would probably go home and wash that off right now. | 0:18:02 | 0:18:04 | |
My chin feels like it's got a heartbeat. | 0:18:04 | 0:18:06 | |
Yeah, that's not an encouraging thing. | 0:18:06 | 0:18:09 | |
Something's beating. | 0:18:09 | 0:18:11 | |
I think you should go home and wash it off, OK? | 0:18:11 | 0:18:13 | |
Thanks for your advice, right. | 0:18:13 | 0:18:15 | |
Happy festives, Bobby. | 0:18:15 | 0:18:16 | |
Thanks very much, Officer Karen, and have a Merry Christmas, right? | 0:18:16 | 0:18:19 | |
-Merry Christmas. -See you later. | 0:18:19 | 0:18:21 | |
Scotland is a diverse country | 0:18:23 | 0:18:26 | |
and the Scottish Police Force reflects that. | 0:18:26 | 0:18:29 | |
We are a diverse institution, | 0:18:29 | 0:18:31 | |
which is why today I'm rolling out and starting this here. | 0:18:31 | 0:18:35 | |
Scottish Police Force celebrates your celebration, | 0:18:35 | 0:18:39 | |
honouring all Scotland's celebrations. | 0:18:39 | 0:18:41 | |
Now, over the next few months, | 0:18:41 | 0:18:43 | |
I'm going to celebrate every single celebration that's in the calendar. | 0:18:43 | 0:18:48 | |
And we're starting this very day with, I believe, yes, | 0:18:48 | 0:18:52 | |
it is Guru Nanak's birthday. | 0:18:52 | 0:18:55 | |
Right... Delicious. | 0:18:55 | 0:18:59 | |
Thank you very much. So you're telling me that | 0:18:59 | 0:19:02 | |
part of... If you go to the temple, you get samosas? | 0:19:02 | 0:19:05 | |
Yes, samosas, you get chapatis, you get curries as well. | 0:19:05 | 0:19:09 | |
And you don't have to be a Sikh? | 0:19:09 | 0:19:11 | |
It's open to everyone and anyone. | 0:19:11 | 0:19:13 | |
It's open to everyone? | 0:19:13 | 0:19:14 | |
-Yes, indeed. -How are you boys so trim? | 0:19:14 | 0:19:17 | |
There we go. One, two, three, go! | 0:19:17 | 0:19:19 | |
Thank you for giving me the dashiki. | 0:19:19 | 0:19:22 | |
Did you bring any food with you? | 0:19:22 | 0:19:24 | |
I knew about the bagels, of course. | 0:19:24 | 0:19:26 | |
Didn't know about the jelly doughnut. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:27 | |
Let's have a mince pie. | 0:19:27 | 0:19:30 | |
So you boys are back in the SPL, eh? | 0:19:30 | 0:19:33 | |
Druids and Druidry are at the very heart of my policing priorities. | 0:19:33 | 0:19:38 | |
I'll have a wee bit more of your fruits and berries, though, | 0:19:38 | 0:19:40 | |
if that's OK with you. | 0:19:40 | 0:19:42 | |
Tuck in, delicious. | 0:19:42 | 0:19:43 | |
So can I tuck into the rice at any point? | 0:19:43 | 0:19:45 | |
I'll take that as a yes. | 0:19:45 | 0:19:46 | |
Rice puddingy. | 0:19:50 | 0:19:52 | |
So the Scottish Police Force celebrates your celebration. | 0:19:52 | 0:19:56 | |
I think it was a roaring success. | 0:19:56 | 0:19:58 | |
OK, I'm maybe carrying a little excess baggage, put a few pounds on. | 0:19:58 | 0:20:04 | |
Soon shed that, get myself back on the 5:2 diet. | 0:20:04 | 0:20:09 | |
Oh, I didn't realise... | 0:20:09 | 0:20:11 | |
Right, January 7th is Ethiopian Christmas Day. | 0:20:11 | 0:20:13 | |
Didn't realise that. | 0:20:13 | 0:20:15 | |
Jane, could you get me the head of | 0:20:15 | 0:20:17 | |
the Ethiopian Church of Scotland, please? | 0:20:17 | 0:20:20 | |
Do I wish it could be Christmas every day? | 0:20:20 | 0:20:23 | |
No. I don't. | 0:20:23 | 0:20:24 | |
That would be a nightmare. I wish it could be bin day every day | 0:20:24 | 0:20:28 | |
because mine only is uplifted once a week, and that's not nearly enough. | 0:20:28 | 0:20:32 | |
Nights out can be a nightmare. | 0:20:34 | 0:20:37 | |
Luckily, PCs, McLaren and Fletcher are watchful for the worse for wear. | 0:20:37 | 0:20:44 | |
Get a feel, enjoy yourself. | 0:20:44 | 0:20:45 | |
THEY WHOOP | 0:20:45 | 0:20:47 | |
When you're all over the place, they're all over the scene. | 0:20:47 | 0:20:52 | |
At Christmas time, we find that a lot of people, you know, | 0:20:52 | 0:20:55 | |
they have more Christmas nights out, | 0:20:55 | 0:20:58 | |
they maybe drink a little bit more than they usually do | 0:20:58 | 0:21:00 | |
and they make bad decisions. | 0:21:00 | 0:21:02 | |
Oh, hello. | 0:21:02 | 0:21:04 | |
You OK, there? | 0:21:04 | 0:21:05 | |
-You all right, there? -Hi, I'm fabulous, thanks, how are you? | 0:21:05 | 0:21:08 | |
-Yeah. -You had a wee couple of drinks the night, have you? | 0:21:08 | 0:21:11 | |
-Aye. -Are you on your own? | 0:21:11 | 0:21:12 | |
No, I'm just waiting on my pal. | 0:21:12 | 0:21:14 | |
He's just went for a pish up the lane. | 0:21:14 | 0:21:15 | |
-Oh, right. -Right. | 0:21:15 | 0:21:17 | |
OK. We might just stay with you till he comes back then. | 0:21:17 | 0:21:19 | |
-Yeah, is that all right? -Aye, you'll know who he is. | 0:21:19 | 0:21:21 | |
-Steady on your feet. -We'll know who he is? | 0:21:21 | 0:21:23 | |
-Aye. Yeah. Do you like football? -Yeah, yeah. | 0:21:23 | 0:21:25 | |
Do you know Leigh Griffiths? | 0:21:25 | 0:21:27 | |
-Yeah. -Aye. | 0:21:27 | 0:21:29 | |
Guess who's up the lane. | 0:21:29 | 0:21:31 | |
This lassie, blootered, | 0:21:31 | 0:21:33 | |
she tells us that she's got this Premiership footballer up the close, | 0:21:33 | 0:21:36 | |
which is exciting for her, it's no so exciting for us, really. | 0:21:36 | 0:21:40 | |
Leigh Griffiths is having a slash up the lane? | 0:21:40 | 0:21:42 | |
Aye. I met him when I was on my work's night out. | 0:21:42 | 0:21:46 | |
Here he comes. | 0:21:46 | 0:21:48 | |
-Who? -Leigh. | 0:21:48 | 0:21:50 | |
-This is... -Leigh Griffiths? | 0:21:50 | 0:21:52 | |
Aye. Oh, come and introduce yourself. | 0:21:52 | 0:21:55 | |
-Of course. -Big fan. | 0:21:55 | 0:21:57 | |
Leigh! | 0:21:57 | 0:21:58 | |
We actually knew who it was. | 0:21:58 | 0:22:00 | |
He's a criminal who we had apprehended before. | 0:22:00 | 0:22:03 | |
Just about to tell them about playing Barcelona next week. | 0:22:03 | 0:22:07 | |
-That's right. -He's getting me tickets. | 0:22:07 | 0:22:10 | |
Oh, that's good of you. | 0:22:10 | 0:22:11 | |
If that's everything, can we just...? | 0:22:11 | 0:22:13 | |
No, no, no. It would be great to chat. | 0:22:13 | 0:22:15 | |
Tell them about the charity match with One Direction. | 0:22:15 | 0:22:18 | |
-There's a charity match. -Playing in a charity match. | 0:22:18 | 0:22:20 | |
With One Direction? | 0:22:20 | 0:22:22 | |
Are you taking your pal, aye? | 0:22:22 | 0:22:23 | |
You're a bit out of shape for... | 0:22:23 | 0:22:25 | |
It's the winter. Winter break. | 0:22:25 | 0:22:27 | |
Is it? | 0:22:27 | 0:22:28 | |
-I thought youse were playing Boxing Day? -Not a New Year's match? | 0:22:28 | 0:22:30 | |
-New Year match? -Don't remind me. | 0:22:30 | 0:22:32 | |
I'll have to run it all aff that day. | 0:22:32 | 0:22:34 | |
Aye. | 0:22:34 | 0:22:35 | |
And you're a lot shorter off the telly. | 0:22:35 | 0:22:37 | |
Well, the telly adds a foot. | 0:22:37 | 0:22:40 | |
-A foot. -What is it you play? | 0:22:40 | 0:22:41 | |
-It is centre half, isn't it? -I play all over the joint. | 0:22:41 | 0:22:44 | |
-All over the joint? -All over the gaff, mate. | 0:22:44 | 0:22:46 | |
I've been a striker, the two side bits, the middle, the goalie, | 0:22:46 | 0:22:51 | |
good with my hands and that. | 0:22:51 | 0:22:53 | |
-Were you a goalie? -You've scored the night, eh? | 0:22:53 | 0:22:55 | |
-I have, mate! I have, mate. -You have? | 0:22:55 | 0:22:59 | |
I tell you what, see with a big match coming up, like you have, | 0:22:59 | 0:23:04 | |
I'll get you a taxi. | 0:23:04 | 0:23:06 | |
Why don't you pay for it, since you're a Premiership footballer? | 0:23:06 | 0:23:08 | |
-Yes. -Why don't you pay for it and a tip? | 0:23:08 | 0:23:11 | |
Listen, I don't want to stand in the way of you doing well, Leigh. | 0:23:11 | 0:23:14 | |
You wanting chips? | 0:23:14 | 0:23:15 | |
That'll do your taxi. | 0:23:15 | 0:23:16 | |
Wee box of noodles, have chips as well. | 0:23:16 | 0:23:18 | |
-You're a good man, Leigh. -That's it, that is smashing. | 0:23:18 | 0:23:21 | |
-You have a lovely... -Good, good man. | 0:23:21 | 0:23:22 | |
-I'll text you. -You're a smashing bloke, Leigh, honestly. | 0:23:22 | 0:23:25 | |
-Bye! -Night, Leigh! -It's a shame to see you go. | 0:23:25 | 0:23:27 | |
-Night, hen. -In you go. | 0:23:27 | 0:23:30 | |
Driver, guess who I met? | 0:23:30 | 0:23:31 | |
Leigh Griffin! Griffiths! | 0:23:31 | 0:23:33 | |
-Got his autograph. -Merry Christmas! | 0:23:33 | 0:23:36 | |
Up the road. | 0:23:36 | 0:23:38 | |
And do not slash up there again, OK? | 0:23:38 | 0:23:42 | |
Merry Christmas, Mr Griffiths. | 0:23:42 | 0:23:45 | |
Sometimes you've got the protect the public from themselves. | 0:23:45 | 0:23:50 | |
And horny wee bams. | 0:23:50 | 0:23:52 | |
Knock, knock, knock, | 0:23:57 | 0:23:58 | |
it's the Christmas fairy. How you doing? | 0:23:58 | 0:24:03 | |
I think there is a different feeling | 0:24:03 | 0:24:04 | |
in the custody suite over the Christmas period. | 0:24:04 | 0:24:06 | |
Obviously, you know, nobody wants to be locked up | 0:24:06 | 0:24:08 | |
over the festive season. | 0:24:08 | 0:24:10 | |
Right, do you want to pull a wee cracker, there? | 0:24:10 | 0:24:12 | |
We do our best to try and make it feel as comfortable as we can. | 0:24:12 | 0:24:16 | |
In a lot of ways, these people become our family. | 0:24:16 | 0:24:19 | |
For security reasons, I have to take the whole of it, | 0:24:19 | 0:24:22 | |
but let me see what we've got here. | 0:24:22 | 0:24:24 | |
I can give you your hat though, so that's nice. | 0:24:24 | 0:24:27 | |
Merry Christmas to you. | 0:24:27 | 0:24:29 | |
I hope you're going to be a good girl for the rest of the year, OK? | 0:24:29 | 0:24:33 | |
Just mind you don't burn yourself on that turkey there, | 0:24:33 | 0:24:36 | |
it's a wee bit warm. | 0:24:36 | 0:24:38 | |
We try and make people comfortable. | 0:24:38 | 0:24:41 | |
That's your vegan one. | 0:24:41 | 0:24:43 | |
And we sometimes do see people committing offences deliberately | 0:24:43 | 0:24:46 | |
to get to spend time with their loved ones | 0:24:46 | 0:24:48 | |
who are already in custody, | 0:24:48 | 0:24:50 | |
which is a bit unfortunate cos it bumps our crime figures right up, | 0:24:50 | 0:24:53 | |
sees a lot of people suffering and, at the same time, | 0:24:53 | 0:24:55 | |
means that we have to get more crackers in. | 0:24:55 | 0:24:57 | |
You have a good time. | 0:24:57 | 0:25:00 | |
Every year, there's something at Christmas | 0:25:00 | 0:25:02 | |
that sounds fantastic for the public, | 0:25:02 | 0:25:04 | |
but, actually, is a nightmare for the police. | 0:25:04 | 0:25:07 | |
And this year it's Aberdeen City Council | 0:25:07 | 0:25:09 | |
came up with the idea. | 0:25:09 | 0:25:11 | |
We're going to have a giant Christmas tree maze | 0:25:11 | 0:25:13 | |
right in the city centre. | 0:25:13 | 0:25:15 | |
Now, they come to me and ask for my opinion and advice and I say, | 0:25:15 | 0:25:18 | |
"Do not do it. | 0:25:18 | 0:25:20 | |
"That is a catastrophe waiting to happen." | 0:25:20 | 0:25:23 | |
But oh, no, they bash on anyway, they know better. | 0:25:23 | 0:25:27 | |
"It'll be fun, it'll be Christmassy." | 0:25:27 | 0:25:29 | |
Well, lo and behold, | 0:25:29 | 0:25:31 | |
suddenly we've got our version of the Chilean mining disaster. | 0:25:31 | 0:25:35 | |
You know. There's 33 people | 0:25:35 | 0:25:38 | |
trapped in that Christmas tree maze, you know? | 0:25:38 | 0:25:41 | |
Wandering about, "Whaur we gan? Whaur we gan?" | 0:25:41 | 0:25:45 | |
"Oh, no, we're running out of butteries!" | 0:25:45 | 0:25:48 | |
You know. And, listen, | 0:25:48 | 0:25:51 | |
the relatives of those poor people trapped in that maze, | 0:25:51 | 0:25:55 | |
they don't want to hear me saying, "I told you so." | 0:25:55 | 0:25:57 | |
They want to hear me saying, "Don't you worry, | 0:25:57 | 0:25:59 | |
"I will get your loved ones out of that maze," and I will. | 0:25:59 | 0:26:03 | |
But I can't help feeling slightly vindicated. | 0:26:03 | 0:26:07 | |
Hodgemany, a time for reflection and affection. | 0:26:08 | 0:26:13 | |
Where's mine? Come on, you cannae leave me oot. | 0:26:15 | 0:26:18 | |
The year draws to a close, | 0:26:18 | 0:26:20 | |
but the roads stay open as PC Singh and McKirdy work through the bells. | 0:26:20 | 0:26:26 | |
I think with any groups of friends or family that you may have, | 0:26:26 | 0:26:30 | |
or any place you work, | 0:26:30 | 0:26:32 | |
you will have your own traditions, | 0:26:32 | 0:26:33 | |
and we certainly do have our own, | 0:26:33 | 0:26:35 | |
and we try to make it as fun as we possibly can. | 0:26:35 | 0:26:39 | |
Excuse me, sir, just switch off your engine. | 0:26:39 | 0:26:41 | |
Got some questions about that car | 0:26:41 | 0:26:42 | |
I'd like to ask you if you just follow | 0:26:42 | 0:26:44 | |
me back into the police car, would that be OK? | 0:26:44 | 0:26:46 | |
When the clock strikes midnight, | 0:26:46 | 0:26:48 | |
we try and get the first criminal of the year. | 0:26:48 | 0:26:50 | |
Want to just charge me...? | 0:26:50 | 0:26:52 | |
Whoa, whoa, whoa. | 0:26:52 | 0:26:53 | |
Just calm doon, calm doon. | 0:26:53 | 0:26:56 | |
What we want to do is make you our first arrest of the New Year. | 0:26:56 | 0:27:02 | |
No just OOR first arrest, but the whole of the police's first arrest. | 0:27:02 | 0:27:06 | |
-Aye. -So consider this as a sort of pre-arrest. | 0:27:06 | 0:27:10 | |
-Right. -You're not arrested yet, | 0:27:10 | 0:27:11 | |
-but you will be arrested. -You're still going to arrest me? | 0:27:11 | 0:27:13 | |
We're still going to arrest you. | 0:27:13 | 0:27:15 | |
It's mainly down to pride and, you know, | 0:27:15 | 0:27:18 | |
you can say that you were the first of that year. | 0:27:18 | 0:27:20 | |
While we're waiting here... | 0:27:20 | 0:27:22 | |
Sweet? Go on, then. | 0:27:24 | 0:27:26 | |
Bragging rights. | 0:27:26 | 0:27:29 | |
You get to just tell other officers, | 0:27:29 | 0:27:32 | |
"We've done it, we won." | 0:27:32 | 0:27:34 | |
You know what I mean? Good luck next year, try again. | 0:27:34 | 0:27:36 | |
Get it up youse, kind of thing. | 0:27:36 | 0:27:38 | |
But we do try and stay humble at the same time. | 0:27:38 | 0:27:40 | |
You just rub it in, but, cos you fight for it. | 0:27:40 | 0:27:43 | |
You've got to fight for these things. | 0:27:43 | 0:27:45 | |
-'We've never won it. -It's an honour. -This is good for us.' | 0:27:49 | 0:27:53 | |
-Really happy. -Aye, really happy. | 0:27:53 | 0:27:57 | |
We can't wipe the smile from our faces. | 0:27:57 | 0:27:58 | |
I'm proud of him. I'm proud of him. | 0:27:58 | 0:28:00 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:28:00 | 0:28:01 | |
Proud of ourselves because it's not only that, | 0:28:01 | 0:28:04 | |
it shows you what a good team we are. | 0:28:04 | 0:28:06 | |
-BOTH: -Five, four, three, two, one! | 0:28:06 | 0:28:09 | |
CHEERING | 0:28:09 | 0:28:11 | |
-BOTH: -Happy New Year! | 0:28:11 | 0:28:13 | |
All the best to yae! Whey! | 0:28:14 | 0:28:16 | |
And you're arrested! | 0:28:16 | 0:28:17 |