Episode 1 The Ginge, the Geordie and the Geek
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Are you OK, mate? | 0:00:32 | 0:00:34 | |
Yeah, I'm just a nervous flier. | 0:00:34 | 0:00:36 | |
But we're on a train! What?! | 0:00:36 | 0:00:39 | |
Oh, not again! Every bloody time! | 0:00:39 | 0:00:41 | |
CROWD ROARS | 0:00:43 | 0:00:46 | |
We scored! | 0:00:52 | 0:00:53 | |
No, don't tell me! I'm recording it! | 0:00:53 | 0:00:55 | |
I'm going to watch it when I get in. | 0:00:55 | 0:00:58 | |
Paper. | 0:01:04 | 0:01:06 | |
Scissors. | 0:01:06 | 0:01:07 | |
Right! Right! | 0:01:15 | 0:01:17 | |
Right! Right! Right! Right! | 0:01:17 | 0:01:19 | |
Right! Right! Right! Right! Right. | 0:01:20 | 0:01:24 | |
We are going to do this! | 0:01:24 | 0:01:25 | |
Oh, I feel sick! | 0:01:25 | 0:01:27 | |
Get a grip! I'm not sure! | 0:01:27 | 0:01:29 | |
What?! What? What? What? What? | 0:01:29 | 0:01:31 | |
You'll do as you're told! No messing about. Just in and out. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:37 | |
OK. Let's go! | 0:01:37 | 0:01:39 | |
Go, go, go, go! | 0:01:41 | 0:01:43 | |
Give me all your chips now! Don't peck me! | 0:01:44 | 0:01:47 | |
Shut it! Put the chips in a bag. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:49 | |
I forgot the bag. Would you like a bag? | 0:01:49 | 0:01:51 | |
Yes. Yes. Hurry up! Hurry up! | 0:01:51 | 0:01:53 | |
Sausage? | 0:01:53 | 0:01:55 | |
Chips! Give us some chips! | 0:01:56 | 0:01:57 | |
Salt and vinegar? | 0:01:59 | 0:02:01 | |
Grab the chips. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:04 | |
What's that? | 0:02:05 | 0:02:07 | |
The same as that. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:09 | |
What is it? I broke my beak! | 0:02:10 | 0:02:13 | |
OK. Tell him I'll fill him in tomorrow. We'll do lunch. | 0:02:15 | 0:02:18 | |
Thanks, sweetheart. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:19 | |
So I said to the MD, | 0:02:24 | 0:02:26 | |
if you want quarterly sales to improve, you'll have to treat your staff better. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:30 | |
I bet he wasn't happy about that! Well, what can I say? | 0:02:30 | 0:02:32 | |
Are you finished? Yeah. | 0:02:32 | 0:02:34 | |
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE | 0:02:43 | 0:02:45 | |
# Just singin' in the rain | 0:02:49 | 0:02:52 | |
# What a glorious feelin' I'm happy again # | 0:02:52 | 0:02:58 | |
My loyal countrymen, | 0:03:11 | 0:03:13 | |
the time has come. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:16 | |
War is upon us. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:18 | |
We must stay strong. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:20 | |
And stay united. | 0:03:21 | 0:03:23 | |
SHOUT AS ONE | 0:03:23 | 0:03:25 | |
Yes, my brothers. We're awaiting word from our clansman McKay. | 0:03:25 | 0:03:29 | |
Be ready to shed blood and put fear in the enemy's eyes. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:34 | |
Where is McKay? What is keeping him so long? | 0:03:34 | 0:03:38 | |
I do not know. Pray God he be here soon. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:40 | |
The enemy has assembled. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:43 | |
I cannot wait. Rally the men. | 0:03:43 | 0:03:46 | |
Sons of Scotland, | 0:03:46 | 0:03:48 | |
yesterday, we were slaves. | 0:03:48 | 0:03:50 | |
Today, we ride to victory. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:52 | |
Here's McKay now! | 0:03:52 | 0:03:54 | |
Brothers! War! War! | 0:03:55 | 0:03:57 | |
I bring word from the loyals. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:00 | |
We are to attack from Bannock Hill. We must make haste! | 0:04:00 | 0:04:03 | |
Attack?! You're riding a mop! | 0:04:03 | 0:04:05 | |
What?! No! | 0:04:05 | 0:04:07 | |
You can't go into battle with a mop! It's madness! | 0:04:07 | 0:04:09 | |
Where is your broom, man? | 0:04:09 | 0:04:10 | |
It must be back at the camp. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:12 | |
How could I be so foolish? | 0:04:12 | 0:04:14 | |
That'll explain why it took you so long to get here! | 0:04:14 | 0:04:17 | |
Come. We must go. Jump on and ride with me. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:20 | |
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! | 0:04:21 | 0:04:22 | |
Steady! Steady! | 0:04:22 | 0:04:24 | |
Hold on tight, McKay. You're no riding a mop any more, man! | 0:04:24 | 0:04:27 | |
Aye. There is no time to waste. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:30 | |
We must slide west. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:32 | |
Draw your weapons! | 0:04:32 | 0:04:34 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:04:41 | 0:04:43 | |
MUSIC: INTRO TO "THE SUN HAS GOT HIS HAT ON" | 0:04:50 | 0:04:52 | |
# The sun has got his hat on | 0:04:57 | 0:04:59 | |
# Hip, hip, hip, hoo... # | 0:04:59 | 0:05:01 | |
Ah, crap. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:03 | |
Right. Sir! | 0:05:18 | 0:05:20 | |
Robin, tell me. Are we any closer to finding out? | 0:05:20 | 0:05:24 | |
Not really, sir. Dammit, man, what have you been doing? | 0:05:24 | 0:05:27 | |
It's complex. There's no logic to it. No reason. | 0:05:27 | 0:05:30 | |
It can't just be random. | 0:05:30 | 0:05:32 | |
Every time we think we've cracked it, the code changes. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:35 | |
There must be a weak spot. The female mind. It's not easy to crack. | 0:05:35 | 0:05:38 | |
Don't say that, Robin. Not on my watch. | 0:05:38 | 0:05:42 | |
Women, sir. It's almost as if they're cleverer than us. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:45 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:05:45 | 0:05:47 | |
Hello? | 0:05:48 | 0:05:49 | |
All right. Thank you. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:51 | |
It's Frank. He's coming in. | 0:05:52 | 0:05:53 | |
My God! How long has he been in the field? | 0:05:53 | 0:05:56 | |
First contact with a female was over six months ago. | 0:05:56 | 0:05:59 | |
But they only moved in together last week. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:01 | |
He is a brave bloody agent. Yes. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:04 | |
Sir! | 0:06:04 | 0:06:05 | |
Frank! I can't take any more! | 0:06:05 | 0:06:08 | |
I want out. I want out! | 0:06:08 | 0:06:10 | |
Get him a cup of sweet tea, and switch the wireless off. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:15 | |
We don't want anyone hearing this. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:16 | |
Which... What... Radio? Tea? | 0:06:16 | 0:06:18 | |
I can't do two things at once, sir! | 0:06:18 | 0:06:20 | |
Of course not. Don't do either. Just keep busy. Sir. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:24 | |
Frank. It's me. It's number one. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:28 | |
You're back with the chaps now. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:30 | |
Talk to me. Tell me what happened. | 0:06:30 | 0:06:32 | |
Right. Well. | 0:06:32 | 0:06:34 | |
Yesterday, the answer was definitely yes. | 0:06:34 | 0:06:37 | |
But this morning, the answer was no! | 0:06:37 | 0:06:40 | |
Why? I don't understand what I did wrong! | 0:06:42 | 0:06:45 | |
It's OK, old chap. What else did you find out? | 0:06:45 | 0:06:47 | |
Well, she does insist on asking the same question, over and over again. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:53 | |
What question? "What are you thinking?" | 0:06:53 | 0:06:55 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:06:55 | 0:06:57 | |
I mean, I wasn't thinking! I wasn't thinking anything! | 0:06:57 | 0:07:00 | |
TOGETHER: Of course! | 0:07:00 | 0:07:01 | |
And then this morning, she asked if I was ready to apologise. | 0:07:01 | 0:07:06 | |
For what? I don't know! | 0:07:06 | 0:07:08 | |
Did you ask? Well, of course, sir! | 0:07:08 | 0:07:10 | |
And she said to me, "Well, if you need to be told, I'm not going to tell you!" | 0:07:10 | 0:07:13 | |
My God! Well, what the hell does that mean? | 0:07:15 | 0:07:18 | |
I don't know, sir. I just don't know! | 0:07:18 | 0:07:20 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:07:20 | 0:07:22 | |
Hello? | 0:07:27 | 0:07:28 | |
Frank! It's her! | 0:07:30 | 0:07:33 | |
Hello, dear! | 0:07:43 | 0:07:44 | |
Yes. Yes. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:46 | |
Yes. Yes. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:49 | |
What did she say? I don't know! | 0:07:52 | 0:07:54 | |
I wasn't listening! | 0:07:55 | 0:07:58 | |
Right, gentlemen, get limbered up. | 0:08:04 | 0:08:07 | |
For those lucky enough to be selected, | 0:08:07 | 0:08:10 | |
you'll go straight on to the world tour. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:12 | |
This audition is about rhythm and dancing ability | 0:08:12 | 0:08:17 | |
and I'll be throwing many different styles of dance at you. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:20 | |
Any questions? No. | 0:08:22 | 0:08:24 | |
I said any questions? | 0:08:24 | 0:08:26 | |
ALL: No. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:27 | |
Thank you. OK. Let's begin. | 0:08:27 | 0:08:30 | |
And march. | 0:08:30 | 0:08:32 | |
Box step. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:36 | |
Break line. | 0:08:38 | 0:08:40 | |
And glide. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:43 | |
Double time! | 0:08:46 | 0:08:48 | |
And march. | 0:08:49 | 0:08:51 | |
Stack the shelves. | 0:08:53 | 0:08:55 | |
Deal your cards. | 0:08:57 | 0:08:59 | |
Paddle the canoe! | 0:09:01 | 0:09:02 | |
And whirlpool. Looking good, number two! | 0:09:04 | 0:09:08 | |
And march. | 0:09:08 | 0:09:09 | |
Test the fire alarm. | 0:09:11 | 0:09:13 | |
Stroke the pig. | 0:09:15 | 0:09:17 | |
Birth the cow. | 0:09:19 | 0:09:21 | |
The calf's dead. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:26 | |
That's great! | 0:09:29 | 0:09:31 | |
You're through. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:34 | |
OK, guys. Pack your stuff. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:36 | |
Goodbye! | 0:09:38 | 0:09:39 | |
On your way! | 0:09:40 | 0:09:42 | |
That's the end! | 0:09:43 | 0:09:45 | |
I'm telling you! No, stop! | 0:09:45 | 0:09:48 | |
Seriously! | 0:09:49 | 0:09:51 | |
Oh, stop it! I'm off! | 0:09:51 | 0:09:53 | |
Give me that! | 0:09:57 | 0:09:59 | |
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! | 0:09:59 | 0:10:01 | |
Get back! Get back now! | 0:10:05 | 0:10:08 | |
Come on! | 0:10:08 | 0:10:09 | |
What's the high gun? Where's the air strike? | 0:10:11 | 0:10:14 | |
It's grounded. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:16 | |
Call in the SGWU. Sarge? Do it! | 0:10:17 | 0:10:21 | |
Grabbo Company. This is Romeo six requesting the sonic ground weapon immediately. | 0:10:23 | 0:10:28 | |
Co-ordinates 4Q DT 560210. | 0:10:28 | 0:10:34 | |
Sarge, they've launched it. Get down! | 0:10:34 | 0:10:38 | |
# My life is brilliant | 0:10:39 | 0:10:41 | |
# My love is pure | 0:10:41 | 0:10:43 | |
# I saw an angel, Of that I'm sure | 0:10:44 | 0:10:47 | |
Get outta here! | 0:10:47 | 0:10:49 | |
# You're beautiful | 0:10:50 | 0:10:52 | |
# You're beautiful | 0:10:53 | 0:10:55 | |
# You're beautiful it's true | 0:10:56 | 0:10:59 | |
# I saw your face | 0:11:01 | 0:11:03 | |
# In a crowded place... # | 0:11:03 | 0:11:06 | |
Today's an important day in your rehabilitation. | 0:11:09 | 0:11:12 | |
Meeting a victim is never easy. | 0:11:12 | 0:11:14 | |
But you have to face up to your past. | 0:11:14 | 0:11:16 | |
Do you understand, Mr Wolf? | 0:11:16 | 0:11:18 | |
Of course I understand. | 0:11:20 | 0:11:22 | |
KNOCK AT DOOR | 0:11:22 | 0:11:24 | |
That will be him, now. SNIFFS | 0:11:24 | 0:11:26 | |
Mr Pig. Glad you could make it. | 0:11:31 | 0:11:33 | |
I've changed my mind. I don't want to speak to him! | 0:11:33 | 0:11:37 | |
It's perfectly safe. | 0:11:37 | 0:11:40 | |
Hello. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:41 | |
Hi. | 0:11:41 | 0:11:43 | |
That's a fantastic first step, guys. Well done. | 0:11:43 | 0:11:46 | |
You definitely won't let him eat me? | 0:11:46 | 0:11:47 | |
No. He won't do that. | 0:11:47 | 0:11:49 | |
He's a vegetarian now. | 0:11:49 | 0:11:51 | |
OK, then. | 0:11:53 | 0:11:55 | |
Mr Wolf? | 0:11:55 | 0:11:56 | |
Well, I... I just wanted to say... | 0:11:56 | 0:12:00 | |
My actions in the past were morally reprehensible and I'm truly sorry. | 0:12:00 | 0:12:05 | |
Words are cheap. But you can't bring back mine and my brothers' houses. | 0:12:05 | 0:12:09 | |
You didn't just blow down my house, you know. You blew down my home. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:13 | |
Hell of a mess. I was on 15 pigs a day. | 0:12:14 | 0:12:17 | |
Sorry. This is very hard. | 0:12:18 | 0:12:20 | |
Hard for you? What about me? | 0:12:20 | 0:12:22 | |
My therapist says it could take years to get over. | 0:12:22 | 0:12:26 | |
I do realise that now. | 0:12:26 | 0:12:27 | |
I had to move into my brother's house. | 0:12:27 | 0:12:29 | |
The three of us in one bed! | 0:12:29 | 0:12:31 | |
Pigs...in blankets! | 0:12:33 | 0:12:35 | |
Pigs on the trot. Scraping against the walls, terrified! | 0:12:36 | 0:12:40 | |
Pork...scratchings! | 0:12:40 | 0:12:43 | |
Our curly little tails were quivering with fear! | 0:12:43 | 0:12:46 | |
Oh, God, yes! I love a pig's bum! | 0:12:46 | 0:12:49 | |
ELECTRICAL BUZZING | 0:12:50 | 0:12:53 | |
I'm sorry, Mr Wolf. I had to taser you. | 0:13:06 | 0:13:10 | |
Who's next? KNOCKING | 0:13:12 | 0:13:14 | |
You've just missed it. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:07 | |
A while to wait yet, I'm afraid. | 0:14:07 | 0:14:09 | |
Fancy dress party last night, was it? | 0:14:10 | 0:14:13 | |
Sorry? | 0:14:13 | 0:14:15 | |
Fancy dress. | 0:14:15 | 0:14:17 | |
No. I've just finished work. | 0:14:19 | 0:14:21 | |
What is it you do? | 0:14:22 | 0:14:24 | |
Tooth fairy. | 0:14:24 | 0:14:26 | |
What? You're getting the bus home after work, are you? | 0:14:27 | 0:14:30 | |
Credit crunch, mate. | 0:14:30 | 0:14:31 | |
It's serious. Even the kids are only getting 20p. | 0:14:31 | 0:14:35 | |
Oh, yes. And there goes Santa Claus across the road(!) | 0:14:35 | 0:14:38 | |
Where? | 0:14:38 | 0:14:39 | |
I'm joking. | 0:14:39 | 0:14:41 | |
I'll bang your nose wi' your tinny. | 0:14:41 | 0:14:43 | |
What? | 0:14:43 | 0:14:45 | |
Are you taking the mick? No! | 0:14:45 | 0:14:47 | |
No. So 20p's. What do the kids say about that? | 0:14:47 | 0:14:51 | |
I had one last week, woke up and called us a tight little fairy. | 0:14:52 | 0:14:56 | |
What did you do? | 0:14:56 | 0:14:58 | |
Well, let's just say I collected a lot more than one tooth. | 0:14:58 | 0:15:02 | |
You did. Aye. | 0:15:02 | 0:15:04 | |
Except I'm up in front of the General Dental Council next week. | 0:15:04 | 0:15:07 | |
I might lose my wand. Right. | 0:15:07 | 0:15:09 | |
You know what? I'm going to get a fry up. | 0:15:10 | 0:15:13 | |
I thought he'd never go. | 0:15:30 | 0:15:33 | |
You can sit on my knee, if you want. | 0:15:39 | 0:15:41 | |
BELL RINGS | 0:15:43 | 0:15:45 | |
How many fingers am I holding up? Three. | 0:15:49 | 0:15:51 | |
What's your name? Harry O'Neill. | 0:15:51 | 0:15:53 | |
And your pin number? 2-7-4-6. | 0:15:53 | 0:15:57 | |
Great! | 0:15:57 | 0:15:58 | |
BELL RINGS | 0:16:01 | 0:16:02 | |
Right. Let's get you packed away. | 0:16:08 | 0:16:10 | |
GROANS | 0:16:10 | 0:16:11 | |
What's the matter? | 0:16:11 | 0:16:13 | |
Nothing. | 0:16:13 | 0:16:15 | |
Come on. You can tell me. | 0:16:15 | 0:16:17 | |
Just leave it, Bob. | 0:16:17 | 0:16:19 | |
Look, don't let that little girl get to you. | 0:16:19 | 0:16:22 | |
Even the greatest puppets get heckled sometimes. | 0:16:22 | 0:16:24 | |
I'm not. | 0:16:24 | 0:16:25 | |
What is it, then? | 0:16:26 | 0:16:28 | |
You're such a control freak! | 0:16:28 | 0:16:29 | |
Where did that come from? | 0:16:29 | 0:16:32 | |
You never let me speak for myself. All right? | 0:16:32 | 0:16:35 | |
I didn't know you felt like that. Well, I do. | 0:16:35 | 0:16:38 | |
Look... | 0:16:38 | 0:16:39 | |
I've been seeing somebody else. | 0:16:41 | 0:16:42 | |
I didn't want to tell you this way. | 0:16:44 | 0:16:46 | |
I'm sorry. | 0:16:46 | 0:16:48 | |
Is he better than me? | 0:16:49 | 0:16:51 | |
He's different. | 0:16:51 | 0:16:53 | |
Is it serious? It was just a little bit of fun at the start. | 0:16:54 | 0:16:57 | |
But then it felt like it just fit. | 0:16:57 | 0:17:00 | |
And the kids love him! | 0:17:00 | 0:17:02 | |
But I thought we were doing OK. | 0:17:02 | 0:17:05 | |
I'm bored with the same old routine. We could change it! No! | 0:17:05 | 0:17:07 | |
It's too late. | 0:17:09 | 0:17:11 | |
You'll find somebody else. | 0:17:11 | 0:17:13 | |
You're a damn good ventriloquist, Bob. | 0:17:18 | 0:17:20 | |
That's easy for you to say! | 0:17:20 | 0:17:22 | |
Sorry, I just left my jacket. Is it him? | 0:17:27 | 0:17:29 | |
Don't cause a scene! You've been having an affair with my puppet! | 0:17:29 | 0:17:32 | |
I haven't. Don't deny it. | 0:17:32 | 0:17:34 | |
All right. All right. I didn't know he was yours. I was just using him for a bit. | 0:17:35 | 0:17:39 | |
Using me?! | 0:17:39 | 0:17:41 | |
You can't go round stealing other people's puppets! | 0:17:41 | 0:17:43 | |
I didn't say steal. You're putting words in my mouth. | 0:17:43 | 0:17:46 | |
That makes a change! Don't even look at me, you tart! | 0:17:46 | 0:17:49 | |
It was just while mine was getting fixed. You kept that one quiet! | 0:17:50 | 0:17:54 | |
How can you be so heartless? | 0:17:54 | 0:17:56 | |
If it's going to bother you this much, then I'll not use him again. | 0:17:56 | 0:18:00 | |
But I love you! | 0:18:00 | 0:18:01 | |
You love him?! | 0:18:03 | 0:18:05 | |
Do you love him more than me? | 0:18:06 | 0:18:08 | |
Fine. Have him. | 0:18:10 | 0:18:13 | |
He's got a wonky eye, anyway. | 0:18:13 | 0:18:15 | |
I can't believe you told him. | 0:18:23 | 0:18:25 | |
I'm not talking to you. | 0:18:25 | 0:18:27 | |
OK. Now, if you'd just like to start the car. | 0:18:34 | 0:18:37 | |
ENGINE STARTS | 0:18:37 | 0:18:39 | |
That's it. | 0:18:39 | 0:18:41 | |
Check your mirrors. It's very important. | 0:18:41 | 0:18:43 | |
OK. | 0:18:43 | 0:18:44 | |
Put your hands in the two and ten position. | 0:18:44 | 0:18:46 | |
That's correct. | 0:18:48 | 0:18:49 | |
Now, foot on the clutch and slide it into first gear. | 0:18:49 | 0:18:52 | |
Nicely done. | 0:18:54 | 0:18:56 | |
OK. When you're ready, release the handbrake and gently on the accelerator. | 0:18:56 | 0:19:00 | |
Aghh! | 0:19:02 | 0:19:03 | |
Aghh! | 0:19:05 | 0:19:07 | |
Psst! Scarecrow. | 0:19:16 | 0:19:19 | |
Go away. I've told you before. | 0:19:19 | 0:19:21 | |
No! You're going to give me a bad reputation. Now push off! | 0:19:21 | 0:19:26 | |
Is that what you're scared of? | 0:19:26 | 0:19:29 | |
I'm not scared of anything. | 0:19:29 | 0:19:30 | |
Yes, you are. You're scared of love. I see it in your eyes. | 0:19:30 | 0:19:35 | |
All the crows see it. See what? | 0:19:35 | 0:19:38 | |
That you love me. | 0:19:38 | 0:19:41 | |
That I love you?! | 0:19:41 | 0:19:43 | |
That's just mad. That's crazy. | 0:19:43 | 0:19:45 | |
I'm a scarecrow and you're a crow. | 0:19:45 | 0:19:47 | |
I know. | 0:19:47 | 0:19:48 | |
It's so wrong, yet so right. | 0:19:49 | 0:19:52 | |
Would you please just fly away! | 0:19:52 | 0:19:54 | |
# Why do birds suddenly appear | 0:19:56 | 0:20:01 | |
I don't love you! | 0:20:01 | 0:20:03 | |
# Every time you are near | 0:20:03 | 0:20:07 | |
Please! | 0:20:07 | 0:20:08 | |
# Just like me | 0:20:09 | 0:20:11 | |
# They long to be | 0:20:11 | 0:20:14 | |
# Close to you | 0:20:14 | 0:20:17 | |
This... This can't happen. | 0:20:17 | 0:20:19 | |
# Ah-ah-ah-ah | 0:20:20 | 0:20:24 | |
# Close to you | 0:20:26 | 0:20:28 | |
Why deny it? I... | 0:20:30 | 0:20:31 | |
I do love you. | 0:20:32 | 0:20:34 | |
# Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah | 0:20:35 | 0:20:39 | |
# Close to you # | 0:20:39 | 0:20:43 | |
GUNSHOT | 0:20:44 | 0:20:45 | |
No-o-o-o! | 0:20:45 | 0:20:47 | |
Get your things. You're sacked. | 0:20:49 | 0:20:52 | |
# Ah-ah-ah-ah | 0:20:54 | 0:20:59 | |
# Close to you. # | 0:20:59 | 0:21:01 | |
DECOY QUACKS | 0:22:16 | 0:22:19 | |
DUCKLING CHEEPS | 0:22:35 | 0:22:38 | |
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE | 0:22:53 | 0:22:55 | |
Hi. Hi. | 0:23:23 | 0:23:25 | |
How have you been? You know. | 0:23:27 | 0:23:29 | |
Yeah. | 0:23:30 | 0:23:31 | |
I'm sorry for what I said about your eye. I don't have a wonky eye! | 0:23:33 | 0:23:36 | |
I know. You've got beautiful eyes. | 0:23:37 | 0:23:40 | |
Really? | 0:23:43 | 0:23:45 | |
Yeah. | 0:23:45 | 0:23:46 | |
I've been such an idiot. | 0:23:46 | 0:23:48 | |
Would you... | 0:23:49 | 0:23:51 | |
take me back? | 0:23:51 | 0:23:53 | |
Would you...want to come back? | 0:23:54 | 0:23:56 | |
More than anything. | 0:23:56 | 0:23:58 | |
I've missed holding you. I've missed you inside of me. | 0:24:02 | 0:24:05 | |
I'm sorry for being controlling. I'm sorry for being a tart. | 0:24:07 | 0:24:10 | |
None of that matters now. We're back together. That's what counts. | 0:24:12 | 0:24:15 | |
Yeah. Back for good. | 0:24:15 | 0:24:18 | |
# Whatever I said | 0:24:19 | 0:24:20 | |
# Whatever I did, I didn't mean it | 0:24:20 | 0:24:23 | |
# I just want you back for good | 0:24:23 | 0:24:25 | |
# Want you back | 0:24:25 | 0:24:27 | |
# Want you back for good | 0:24:28 | 0:24:30 | |
# Whenever I'm wrong, just tell me the song and I'll sing it... # | 0:24:31 | 0:24:35 | |
It's OK, honey. I'll change her this time. | 0:24:37 | 0:24:39 | |
All right, mate? | 0:25:05 | 0:25:06 | |
Are you all right? | 0:25:09 | 0:25:11 | |
I don't know what to do. | 0:25:13 | 0:25:14 | |
Well, what is it? | 0:25:14 | 0:25:16 | |
It's getting a hold on me. | 0:25:19 | 0:25:21 | |
Well, what is? | 0:25:21 | 0:25:23 | |
You know how last week I said I found myself tapping my foot? | 0:25:25 | 0:25:29 | |
Yeah. | 0:25:29 | 0:25:31 | |
Well, I went to the doctor. | 0:25:32 | 0:25:34 | |
And... | 0:25:35 | 0:25:36 | |
Mate, come on. You're scaring me here. | 0:25:36 | 0:25:39 | |
She did some tests. | 0:25:40 | 0:25:42 | |
And it turns out... | 0:25:44 | 0:25:46 | |
..I've got rhythm. | 0:25:47 | 0:25:48 | |
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE | 0:25:48 | 0:25:50 | |
Rhythm? No way! | 0:25:56 | 0:25:58 | |
But you play football! I know! | 0:25:58 | 0:26:00 | |
How serious is it? | 0:26:00 | 0:26:01 | |
They don't think they've caught it early enough. | 0:26:01 | 0:26:04 | |
Look, it's maybe just a phase. | 0:26:04 | 0:26:05 | |
You don't understand! It's spread to my hips! No! | 0:26:05 | 0:26:09 | |
No. You're a bloke. You're a man's man. | 0:26:10 | 0:26:11 | |
Oh, come on. We both know I didn't trip yesterday. | 0:26:11 | 0:26:15 | |
For Christ's sake, that was a pirouette! No! | 0:26:15 | 0:26:17 | |
I won't hear it. That was dodgy paving. | 0:26:18 | 0:26:20 | |
Which I glided round with elegance and aplomb! | 0:26:20 | 0:26:23 | |
Listen, you've got to fight it. | 0:26:23 | 0:26:25 | |
No. | 0:26:25 | 0:26:26 | |
It's contagious. Eh? | 0:26:26 | 0:26:28 | |
I've got rhythm as well. | 0:26:28 | 0:26:30 | |
No, not you, too? | 0:26:31 | 0:26:33 | |
It's an epidemic. | 0:26:33 | 0:26:34 | |
Get away while you can. I'm not leaving you. | 0:26:34 | 0:26:37 | |
The doctor says it could be any day now before I hear... | 0:26:37 | 0:26:40 | |
Hear? Hear what? | 0:26:40 | 0:26:42 | |
BOTH: Riverdance! | 0:26:42 | 0:26:45 | |
No! | 0:26:45 | 0:26:46 | |
Save yourself. Go! Before it's too late! | 0:26:48 | 0:26:50 | |
Quickly! | 0:26:50 | 0:26:52 | |
MUSIC: Riverdance Finale | 0:26:53 | 0:26:55 | |
What's going on? I don't know! | 0:27:06 | 0:27:08 | |
BOTH: Help! | 0:27:09 | 0:27:12 | |
It's getting worse! | 0:27:26 | 0:27:28 | |
I can't feel my legs! I never told me mam I loved her! | 0:27:28 | 0:27:31 | |
Neither did I! | 0:27:31 | 0:27:33 | |
Somebody! Anybody! | 0:27:33 | 0:27:36 | |
Help! | 0:27:36 | 0:27:38 | |
Bye! See you soon! | 0:27:52 | 0:27:55 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:28:25 | 0:28:28 |
