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APPLAUSE | 0:00:23 | 0:00:25 | |
Thank you. | 0:00:25 | 0:00:28 | |
Thank you very much. | 0:00:28 | 0:00:30 | |
Thank you very much indeed. | 0:00:32 | 0:00:33 | |
Thank you very much, lovely to see you on this very cold night, | 0:00:35 | 0:00:38 | |
but we have a great show for you. | 0:00:38 | 0:00:40 | |
You have to be a certain age to remember Arthur Haynes. | 0:00:40 | 0:00:44 | |
I am. Looking around, I can see most of you remember him! | 0:00:44 | 0:00:48 | |
I remember him as a child, | 0:00:48 | 0:00:50 | |
he was a very popular comedian, ITV's biggest comedian. | 0:00:50 | 0:00:55 | |
His television show was extremely popular | 0:00:55 | 0:00:58 | |
and ran for ten years in a prime-time slot. | 0:00:58 | 0:01:01 | |
Let's look at him in action. | 0:01:01 | 0:01:04 | |
All sat down, then? | 0:01:05 | 0:01:07 | |
Well, dig in. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:10 | |
I should get in if I were you before it all goes. | 0:01:23 | 0:01:26 | |
What are you looking at that for? | 0:01:39 | 0:01:41 | |
Actually, I was wondering what to do with it. | 0:01:41 | 0:01:45 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:01:45 | 0:01:48 | |
Don't you know? | 0:01:51 | 0:01:53 | |
Oh, yes, rather, of course. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:56 | |
Have you got a pin on you? | 0:01:56 | 0:01:59 | |
You are not going to stick a pin in your winkle, are you? | 0:01:59 | 0:02:02 | |
I thought that was the custom. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:07 | |
-Can I give you a... -Thank you. | 0:02:11 | 0:02:14 | |
They have brought out some new things, look. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:20 | |
Sort that lot out. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:29 | |
BANGING | 0:02:30 | 0:02:32 | |
I really am getting rather concerned | 0:02:36 | 0:02:38 | |
about your wife lying up there unattended. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:40 | |
Oughtn't somebody to go up there? | 0:02:40 | 0:02:42 | |
Get on with your winkle. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:45 | |
If we went up every time she started knocking, | 0:02:46 | 0:02:50 | |
we'd be up and down those stairs like yoyos. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:54 | |
Oh, God, you're absolutely stunning, you know. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:58 | |
It is the fifth attack she has had this week. | 0:02:58 | 0:03:02 | |
Have you no idea what causes it? | 0:03:02 | 0:03:04 | |
-Oh, we do. -You do. What is it? | 0:03:04 | 0:03:07 | |
Gin. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:09 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, Arthur Haynes | 0:03:10 | 0:03:11 | |
was part of a great comedy partnership. | 0:03:11 | 0:03:13 | |
Let's meet the other half now. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:15 | |
Welcome to the stage, Nicholas Parsons. | 0:03:15 | 0:03:17 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:03:17 | 0:03:20 | |
Thank you, you are more than kind. | 0:03:21 | 0:03:26 | |
Welcome. | 0:03:28 | 0:03:31 | |
Take a seat. | 0:03:31 | 0:03:32 | |
That is the first time you have shaken me by the hand. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:36 | |
We don't do it in Just A Minute. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:38 | |
The first time I did, I lost my watch. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:41 | |
These chairs are terribly uncomfortable. | 0:03:41 | 0:03:44 | |
They are orthopaedic. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:47 | |
Yours aren't going back that much. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:49 | |
Yours is orthopaedic. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:52 | |
Cos of the age. | 0:03:52 | 0:03:53 | |
We got it from a Sweeney Todd musical, I don't know what happens... | 0:03:53 | 0:03:57 | |
Release the trap door! | 0:03:57 | 0:04:00 | |
I will kick it in a minute. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:03 | |
We had a brief glimpse of you and Arthur in a sketch. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:09 | |
The Arthur Haynes Show was tremendously successful. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:12 | |
Yes. It evolved slowly, it began incredibly modestly | 0:04:12 | 0:04:17 | |
and was a disaster to begin with. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:19 | |
It is one of those magical showbusiness things. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:24 | |
-We have some fine examples of the partnership. -Right. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:27 | |
Excuse me, sir? Can I help you? | 0:04:32 | 0:04:34 | |
I am looking for a bloke called Nickel-arse. | 0:04:34 | 0:04:38 | |
You mean Nicholas, don't you? I am Nicholas. | 0:04:38 | 0:04:42 | |
You are Nickel-arse, are you? | 0:04:42 | 0:04:45 | |
Are you Nickel-arse the Tailor? | 0:04:45 | 0:04:47 | |
What do you want, sir? | 0:04:47 | 0:04:49 | |
I want to buy a suit for humping coal in. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:51 | |
You have come to the wrong shop. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:53 | |
You're a tailor, aren't you? | 0:04:53 | 0:04:56 | |
You make suits? I haven't come to the wrong shop then. | 0:04:56 | 0:04:59 | |
I hardly think we have a suit that might be suitable | 0:04:59 | 0:05:03 | |
for humping coal in, if you don't mind me saying. | 0:05:03 | 0:05:06 | |
I'll be the judge of that. | 0:05:06 | 0:05:09 | |
Get me some material, and nothing this colour, it shows the dirt! | 0:05:09 | 0:05:12 | |
Oh, this is a day and a half. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:18 | |
I've had it this morning. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:20 | |
That looks nice. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:22 | |
Lovely, innit? | 0:05:22 | 0:05:24 | |
Anchovies on toast, a couple of mince pies, some ham, | 0:05:24 | 0:05:28 | |
chicken, gherkins, orange. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:31 | |
That's funny, that's what I usually have. | 0:05:31 | 0:05:34 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:05:39 | 0:05:41 | |
What have you got? | 0:05:45 | 0:05:46 | |
Are a couple of bits of dried-up old bread and jam. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:50 | |
That's funny. | 0:05:50 | 0:05:52 | |
That's what I usually have. | 0:05:52 | 0:05:54 | |
I loved the bit that you do with the roll and the sandwich | 0:05:57 | 0:06:01 | |
and you just look at it and just allow the audience | 0:06:01 | 0:06:04 | |
to see what you are thinking. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:05 | |
We did have more time. | 0:06:05 | 0:06:07 | |
Comedy was slower in those days and we lingered on these things. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:12 | |
Part of the success of the partnership was I took the role | 0:06:12 | 0:06:15 | |
of what became the straight man, | 0:06:15 | 0:06:17 | |
I did not know I was going to be the straight man. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:19 | |
This package indicates how you started your professional careers. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:25 | |
Arthur grew up in Hammersmith, West London, | 0:06:33 | 0:06:36 | |
and by 30 had worked as a painter and decorator and on the buses. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:40 | |
But he also had a great singing voice | 0:06:42 | 0:06:44 | |
and earned himself some extra cash by performing in the local pubs. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:48 | |
This tough training ground helped him break into Charlie Chester's | 0:06:50 | 0:06:53 | |
wartime entertainment group, Stars in Battledress. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:57 | |
THEY SING | 0:06:57 | 0:07:00 | |
We welcome you to Stand Easy | 0:07:09 | 0:07:10 | |
where cheerful Charlie and the happy gang and the Stars in Battledress | 0:07:10 | 0:07:14 | |
are filming fun for all. The only thing out of bounds is the blues. | 0:07:14 | 0:07:18 | |
A young Nicholas Parsons was an unenthusiastic engineer | 0:07:18 | 0:07:23 | |
who longed for an acting career. | 0:07:23 | 0:07:25 | |
He left his job, followed his dream and landed some minor film roles. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:31 | |
May I see your passport, please? | 0:07:32 | 0:07:35 | |
-Come again? -Your passport. | 0:07:35 | 0:07:37 | |
-My passport, why didn't you say so? -Thank you very much. | 0:07:37 | 0:07:43 | |
Is it Miss Lamar? | 0:07:43 | 0:07:45 | |
Uh-huh. | 0:07:45 | 0:07:46 | |
What is the purpose of your visit to England? | 0:07:46 | 0:07:49 | |
To find a husband. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:53 | |
To add to his film and theatre credits he could by the mid-1950s | 0:07:53 | 0:07:58 | |
explore the increasing opportunities | 0:07:58 | 0:08:00 | |
in the new arena of television entertainment. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:02 | |
In 1955, Independent Television began, | 0:08:04 | 0:08:07 | |
and George Black was asked by one of the early companies to make | 0:08:07 | 0:08:11 | |
a new variety programme, | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
and he decided to take the title of his father's famous wartime show, | 0:08:13 | 0:08:17 | |
Strike A New Note, | 0:08:17 | 0:08:18 | |
which discovered lots of famous people. | 0:08:18 | 0:08:21 | |
He was going to discover the new and unknown stars | 0:08:21 | 0:08:24 | |
of independent television. | 0:08:24 | 0:08:26 | |
I was getting places and I wanted to be one of them but it didn't happen. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:30 | |
It went out in January 1956, I happened to see it | 0:08:30 | 0:08:34 | |
and it was terrible, it really was appalling. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:39 | |
Except for one person, Arthur Haynes. | 0:08:39 | 0:08:41 | |
He had terrible material but I thought he was quite good | 0:08:41 | 0:08:44 | |
on television. | 0:08:44 | 0:08:45 | |
I saw it again the following week, | 0:08:45 | 0:08:47 | |
and the following morning my agent phoned and said, | 0:08:47 | 0:08:50 | |
"Have you seen Strike A New Note?" | 0:08:50 | 0:08:52 | |
I said, "Yes, isn't it pathetic?" | 0:08:52 | 0:08:56 | |
He said, "They want you to join it." | 0:08:56 | 0:08:58 | |
And I said, "When do I start?" | 0:08:58 | 0:09:01 | |
You don't argue in showbusiness. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:03 | |
At the end of six shows, George got rid of everybody | 0:09:03 | 0:09:06 | |
and kept Arthur and myself, | 0:09:06 | 0:09:08 | |
saying, "I think you should do sketches together." | 0:09:08 | 0:09:11 | |
He changed the show to Get Happy, | 0:09:11 | 0:09:13 | |
we would get sketches from all the aspiring comedy writers, | 0:09:13 | 0:09:17 | |
sift through them and find the ones we wanted to do. | 0:09:17 | 0:09:21 | |
We took sketches from a writer called Johnny Speight, | 0:09:21 | 0:09:24 | |
who seemed to be the best. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:26 | |
It is good you mentioned him, we have Johnny Speight in his own words | 0:09:26 | 0:09:31 | |
describing his early days. Here he is. | 0:09:31 | 0:09:33 | |
Johnny Speight, later to become famous for Till Death Us Do Part, | 0:09:35 | 0:09:39 | |
wrote over 500 sketches for The Arthur Haynes Show. | 0:09:39 | 0:09:44 | |
He drew inspiration from his East-End background | 0:09:44 | 0:09:47 | |
and found the perfect vehicle for his ideas in this new ITV comedy show. | 0:09:47 | 0:09:54 | |
I suddenly had this bug to write. | 0:09:54 | 0:09:56 | |
It sounds very easy to say "I got this bug to write." | 0:09:56 | 0:10:01 | |
It is true, it started through Bernard Shaw. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:05 | |
He was alive in those days. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:08 | |
When he was alive, every day, there was some quote in a paper by him | 0:10:08 | 0:10:14 | |
and I thought he was a comic. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:17 | |
I thought he worked at the Palladium and I must catch him some time. | 0:10:17 | 0:10:20 | |
I tried to find a book to read one day and I saw all these books | 0:10:20 | 0:10:25 | |
by Bernard Shaw and I thought, "Christ, he writes as well." | 0:10:25 | 0:10:28 | |
I read them and it changed my life. | 0:10:28 | 0:10:30 | |
What did you do then? | 0:10:30 | 0:10:33 | |
I bought a typewriter. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:36 | |
I thought, I want to write. | 0:10:36 | 0:10:38 | |
Up until then... | 0:10:38 | 0:10:41 | |
After reading Shaw, it proved you could be anything you wanted to be | 0:10:41 | 0:10:44 | |
or you could try to be, | 0:10:44 | 0:10:45 | |
no matter where you started from. Background or birth did not matter. | 0:10:45 | 0:10:51 | |
A regular device of his was to create confrontation | 0:10:53 | 0:10:57 | |
by putting his protagonists in a confined space | 0:10:57 | 0:11:00 | |
and watching the sparks fly. | 0:11:00 | 0:11:01 | |
-Excuse me, is this the Woking train? -Yes, that's right. | 0:11:03 | 0:11:06 | |
The fellow said it was, but you can't always trust them. | 0:11:06 | 0:11:10 | |
This seat is not taken? | 0:11:10 | 0:11:12 | |
None of those seats are taken. | 0:11:12 | 0:11:14 | |
That's good, we'll have the carriage to ourselves. | 0:11:14 | 0:11:17 | |
It will give us the chance to spread out. | 0:11:17 | 0:11:20 | |
One thing about it, we won't get bothered in here. | 0:11:20 | 0:11:22 | |
That is the worst of travelling by train, | 0:11:22 | 0:11:25 | |
you never know who you'll have to share with. | 0:11:25 | 0:11:27 | |
You buy a first-class ticket but nobody wants to be bothered. | 0:11:27 | 0:11:31 | |
Doesn't stop people getting bothered, does it? | 0:11:31 | 0:11:34 | |
Does it? | 0:11:36 | 0:11:38 | |
No, it doesn't. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:40 | |
There is not much chance of getting bothered in here, | 0:11:40 | 0:11:43 | |
that is why I travel first class. | 0:11:43 | 0:11:44 | |
You meet a different type of person. | 0:11:44 | 0:11:47 | |
I always buy first class, but it does not stop people bothering you. | 0:11:47 | 0:11:51 | |
Could to try to keep quiet? | 0:11:51 | 0:11:53 | |
I've bought a first-class ticket, come into a first-class compartment, | 0:11:53 | 0:11:56 | |
I feel like I am entitled to a little privacy and quiet. | 0:11:56 | 0:11:59 | |
If that is the way you feel, I will keep quiet. | 0:11:59 | 0:12:01 | |
That's what I want. | 0:12:01 | 0:12:03 | |
-I can keep as quiet as anybody on this train. -Good. | 0:12:03 | 0:12:06 | |
-If I want to be quiet, I can be quiet. -Be quiet! | 0:12:06 | 0:12:10 | |
I'd tell you what I will do, I won't say another word. | 0:12:10 | 0:12:14 | |
I'll just keep quiet. | 0:12:15 | 0:12:18 | |
-How's that? -SHUT UP! | 0:12:24 | 0:12:26 | |
Johnny could often be spotted as an extra in his own sketches. | 0:12:29 | 0:12:32 | |
Here he is playing a man who has had a few too many down the pub. | 0:12:34 | 0:12:39 | |
Hey, you! | 0:12:42 | 0:12:44 | |
-Are you all right?! -BANG | 0:12:44 | 0:12:47 | |
Are you all right? Come on. | 0:12:47 | 0:12:50 | |
Don't just stand there, give me a hand. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:55 | |
-What's the matter? -He's had an accident. | 0:12:55 | 0:12:57 | |
-Get an ambulance. -We don't want an ambulance! | 0:12:57 | 0:13:00 | |
-What has happened? -An accident. | 0:13:00 | 0:13:02 | |
-Did you get the number of the car? -WXP 46. | 0:13:02 | 0:13:09 | |
WXP 46. What was the colour of the car? | 0:13:09 | 0:13:13 | |
Green. | 0:13:13 | 0:13:15 | |
Lots of Johnny's sketches had an element of satire | 0:13:17 | 0:13:20 | |
that still rings true today. | 0:13:20 | 0:13:22 | |
See if this paranoid Chancellor reminds you of anyone. | 0:13:22 | 0:13:26 | |
I say, that's another one that has drawn up outside now. | 0:13:32 | 0:13:34 | |
What, next door? | 0:13:34 | 0:13:35 | |
-He is right outside the Prime Minister's house. -Who is it? | 0:13:35 | 0:13:40 | |
I don't know. I can't see. | 0:13:40 | 0:13:42 | |
Well, whoever it is has gone inside and left his car outside. | 0:13:47 | 0:13:51 | |
I'm sure there's a party going on in there this evening. | 0:13:51 | 0:13:53 | |
That's the fifth car that's pulled up this evening. | 0:13:53 | 0:13:56 | |
I'm darned sure there's a party going on in there. | 0:13:56 | 0:14:00 | |
There seems to be a hell of a lot of people in there. | 0:14:04 | 0:14:06 | |
I can hear their voices. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:08 | |
Can you hear anything? | 0:14:11 | 0:14:13 | |
Well, I can hear the voices but not what they're saying. | 0:14:13 | 0:14:16 | |
These walls are so damned thick! | 0:14:16 | 0:14:17 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:14:17 | 0:14:20 | |
Wonderful, we get to see a bit of the class element that you talked about | 0:14:20 | 0:14:24 | |
in Johnny Speight's writing. | 0:14:24 | 0:14:25 | |
Johnny was a great political animal, he was influenced by Bernard Shaw. | 0:14:25 | 0:14:30 | |
He loved bringing politics into his sketches. | 0:14:30 | 0:14:33 | |
Arthur hated it. | 0:14:33 | 0:14:35 | |
He said, "Johnny, cut out the politics, mate." | 0:14:35 | 0:14:38 | |
He got nervous of it. | 0:14:38 | 0:14:40 | |
He didn't want the public to see him taking sides. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:43 | |
Comedians were more nervous then of being seen as | 0:14:43 | 0:14:46 | |
-left-wing or right-wing. -Absolutely. | 0:14:46 | 0:14:50 | |
But Johnny had this thing and we used to have conversations about it. | 0:14:50 | 0:14:56 | |
He was definitely a socialist, and Arthur was that way. | 0:14:56 | 0:14:59 | |
I was a middle-of-the-road Liberal, but it didn't matter. | 0:14:59 | 0:15:02 | |
We all spoke the same professional language. | 0:15:02 | 0:15:04 | |
It was very exciting. | 0:15:04 | 0:15:06 | |
It's a product of the 1950s, that period after the war, | 0:15:06 | 0:15:10 | |
the age of austerity, and people were questioning | 0:15:10 | 0:15:14 | |
-the deference to authority, weren't they? -Not only that. | 0:15:14 | 0:15:17 | |
We went into the '60s and they were a very exciting time. | 0:15:17 | 0:15:22 | |
The Wolfenden Report came in, making homosexuality... | 0:15:22 | 0:15:26 | |
Compulsory? LAUGHTER | 0:15:26 | 0:15:29 | |
It was repealed after a year because | 0:15:30 | 0:15:32 | |
a lot of people said it was giving them backache! | 0:15:32 | 0:15:35 | |
It was no longer a crime. | 0:15:35 | 0:15:37 | |
That's what we were trying to say. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:39 | |
And then you had The Beatles. | 0:15:39 | 0:15:42 | |
But there was also new comedy. | 0:15:42 | 0:15:45 | |
People were pushing the boundaries, you had The Goons, | 0:15:45 | 0:15:50 | |
Galton and Simpson, and Tony Hancock. | 0:15:50 | 0:15:53 | |
All kinds of people were doing wonderful things. | 0:15:53 | 0:15:57 | |
And Johnny Speight. | 0:15:57 | 0:15:58 | |
We have some examples here of the authority figure | 0:15:58 | 0:16:01 | |
being questioned by the common man. | 0:16:01 | 0:16:03 | |
It's you and Arthur at your finest. | 0:16:03 | 0:16:06 | |
Shop! | 0:16:08 | 0:16:11 | |
And what do you two want? | 0:16:14 | 0:16:15 | |
-We come in answer to the advert. -What advert? | 0:16:15 | 0:16:18 | |
On the television about the Specials. | 0:16:18 | 0:16:20 | |
What about the Specials? | 0:16:20 | 0:16:21 | |
We want to join. | 0:16:21 | 0:16:23 | |
What, you and... | 0:16:24 | 0:16:26 | |
him? | 0:16:26 | 0:16:27 | |
Yeah, me and him. | 0:16:27 | 0:16:30 | |
You're joking! | 0:16:30 | 0:16:32 | |
I always wanted to be in the police force, haven't I? | 0:16:32 | 0:16:34 | |
That's right, and me. | 0:16:34 | 0:16:36 | |
And we saw the television advert, said you was short of labour, | 0:16:36 | 0:16:40 | |
and thought we would volunteer. | 0:16:40 | 0:16:41 | |
We may be short, in fact we are short, | 0:16:41 | 0:16:45 | |
but we are not taking any old rubbish. | 0:16:45 | 0:16:48 | |
Hey! | 0:16:48 | 0:16:50 | |
I'm not old rubbish. | 0:16:50 | 0:16:52 | |
I'm not any old rubbish. | 0:16:52 | 0:16:53 | |
I like the way he says he isn't taking any old rubbish. | 0:16:53 | 0:16:56 | |
What I've seen of the police force is nothing but rubbish. | 0:16:56 | 0:16:59 | |
-What is that? -A penny. -What do you want? -Two ha'ppenies. | 0:17:01 | 0:17:06 | |
Oh, you're very funny. Take it back. | 0:17:07 | 0:17:11 | |
You are a bank, aren't you? | 0:17:11 | 0:17:12 | |
-You know very well we are a bank. -Well, change that then. | 0:17:12 | 0:17:16 | |
We don't offer changing facilities | 0:17:16 | 0:17:18 | |
except for customers who have accounts here. | 0:17:18 | 0:17:20 | |
In that case we'll open an account. | 0:17:20 | 0:17:23 | |
What with? | 0:17:23 | 0:17:25 | |
Blimey, that's a larf. | 0:17:25 | 0:17:27 | |
I bet you haven't got two ha'pennies between you. | 0:17:27 | 0:17:30 | |
We will have once we've changed that penny! | 0:17:30 | 0:17:32 | |
Johnny always delivered sketches late. | 0:17:34 | 0:17:38 | |
We would start rehearsing on a Monday, record on a Thursday. | 0:17:38 | 0:17:41 | |
Sometimes by Tuesday we didn't have the last sketch. | 0:17:41 | 0:17:46 | |
Our producer would be phoning Johnny to find out | 0:17:46 | 0:17:49 | |
and Connie, his wife, would always say, "He's in the bath." | 0:17:49 | 0:17:52 | |
He didn't write the sketches in the bath. | 0:17:52 | 0:17:55 | |
I don't know what he was doing, on the loo or what. | 0:17:55 | 0:17:58 | |
But one week he said, "I've given Johnny an ultimatum. | 0:17:58 | 0:18:02 | |
"I only have two flats, one has a door in it, | 0:18:02 | 0:18:05 | |
"some tables and chairs - | 0:18:05 | 0:18:07 | |
"write a sketch around that by tomorrow morning." | 0:18:07 | 0:18:12 | |
And it arrived! | 0:18:12 | 0:18:13 | |
Johnny wrote wonderfully under pressure. | 0:18:13 | 0:18:15 | |
Arthur and I read through it and we would do it. | 0:18:15 | 0:18:19 | |
Of all the authority figures you played in the Arthur Haynes series, | 0:18:19 | 0:18:24 | |
perhaps the one that recurs more than any other is the vicar. | 0:18:24 | 0:18:28 | |
Before we talk about that, | 0:18:28 | 0:18:30 | |
I've got a couple of examples here I would like you to see. | 0:18:30 | 0:18:33 | |
Thank goodness it's warmer in here than it is outside. | 0:18:38 | 0:18:42 | |
There we are, my sweet. | 0:18:42 | 0:18:44 | |
What did you think of the play tonight, darling? | 0:18:44 | 0:18:46 | |
Wonderful, absolutely marvellous. | 0:18:46 | 0:18:48 | |
He's a great writer, Bernard Shaw, isn't he? | 0:18:48 | 0:18:51 | |
And Heartbreak House was one of the best plays. | 0:18:51 | 0:18:53 | |
If we had a burglar here, what would you do? | 0:18:53 | 0:18:58 | |
-Let him go free or call the police? -Call the police! | 0:18:58 | 0:19:03 | |
No, no. I hope I would be sufficiently Christian | 0:19:03 | 0:19:07 | |
to see the chap go free. | 0:19:07 | 0:19:09 | |
You have to realise even a burglar is a fellow creature. | 0:19:09 | 0:19:13 | |
That's very, very kind of you. | 0:19:13 | 0:19:16 | |
Who the devil are you?! | 0:19:17 | 0:19:19 | |
I'm the fellow creature you were just talking about. | 0:19:19 | 0:19:22 | |
Hear him out. It won't do any harm and you never know, | 0:19:22 | 0:19:25 | |
we might find out why the poor soul sank to crime. | 0:19:25 | 0:19:27 | |
It was my 25 kids, madam. | 0:19:27 | 0:19:30 | |
Your 25 children? | 0:19:32 | 0:19:34 | |
Me and my missus are poor people and we have no comforts. | 0:19:34 | 0:19:39 | |
I thought a bit of food, | 0:19:42 | 0:19:44 | |
that's all I would pinch, a little bit of food, that's all, love. | 0:19:44 | 0:19:49 | |
Poor man. It is a tragic shame. | 0:19:49 | 0:19:52 | |
Just give me a few quid to help me on me way. That would do me. | 0:19:52 | 0:19:56 | |
Well, all right, I will give you a pound. | 0:19:56 | 0:20:03 | |
Well, that's not much between 27 of us, is it? | 0:20:04 | 0:20:07 | |
I mean, that's less than a tanner each, isn't it? | 0:20:07 | 0:20:10 | |
Look, I will tell you what I'll do, | 0:20:10 | 0:20:12 | |
I will give you £2 - that's all I can afford. | 0:20:12 | 0:20:15 | |
-Thank you very much. -Put it somewhere safe. | 0:20:15 | 0:20:18 | |
I hope you will spend it on the children. | 0:20:18 | 0:20:20 | |
I will, sir, the 25 of them. That's very kind of you. | 0:20:20 | 0:20:24 | |
RATTLING | 0:20:24 | 0:20:27 | |
I thought you only broke in here for food. | 0:20:29 | 0:20:32 | |
We've got to have something to eat it with. | 0:20:32 | 0:20:36 | |
CAROLLING | 0:20:36 | 0:20:40 | |
You're very kind. | 0:20:44 | 0:20:46 | |
Happy Christmas. | 0:20:46 | 0:20:47 | |
That went well. | 0:20:47 | 0:20:50 | |
Very generous. | 0:20:50 | 0:20:53 | |
I'm sorry, vicar. I thought it was those carol singers! | 0:21:01 | 0:21:06 | |
Nicholas, tell me about Johnny Speight. | 0:21:09 | 0:21:12 | |
He was very keen on you playing vicars? | 0:21:12 | 0:21:14 | |
He wrote this wonderful sketch, the vicar and the tramp. | 0:21:14 | 0:21:18 | |
My producer said the powers that be said we can't do it, | 0:21:18 | 0:21:23 | |
it was censored. | 0:21:23 | 0:21:24 | |
They said you can't have a vicar in a comedy sketch. | 0:21:24 | 0:21:29 | |
Can you believe that nowadays? | 0:21:29 | 0:21:31 | |
I had this inspiration. | 0:21:31 | 0:21:33 | |
I said, "probably what they think is | 0:21:33 | 0:21:36 | |
"we are going to send up vicars and the clergy | 0:21:36 | 0:21:39 | |
"like they do in that famous See How They Run. | 0:21:39 | 0:21:42 | |
"Why don't you get somebody here to look at the sketch | 0:21:42 | 0:21:46 | |
"to see that we are playing it as a sincere vicar?" | 0:21:46 | 0:21:49 | |
So the power of the comedy is that the vicar has to be | 0:21:49 | 0:21:55 | |
a believable, straight vicar, not a comedy vicar? | 0:21:55 | 0:21:58 | |
She came to look at the sketch and said, "Brilliant. OK." | 0:21:58 | 0:22:03 | |
We'd made a breakthrough. | 0:22:03 | 0:22:05 | |
We were suddenly allowed to make comedy sketches with vicars in them. | 0:22:05 | 0:22:09 | |
From then on Johnny Speight went mad and had so many vicars... | 0:22:09 | 0:22:12 | |
He said to me once... His language was quite flowery. | 0:22:12 | 0:22:15 | |
He said, "I love writing those sketches | 0:22:15 | 0:22:20 | |
"because you make a f... very good vicar." | 0:22:20 | 0:22:24 | |
And thank you for cleaning that up! | 0:22:26 | 0:22:29 | |
He said, "You've got a vicar's face." I suppose I have. | 0:22:29 | 0:22:35 | |
Yes, there is an air of innocence and goodness that emanated from you. | 0:22:35 | 0:22:40 | |
Certainly then. I don't know about now. | 0:22:40 | 0:22:43 | |
But there is. You are good casting for a vicar. | 0:22:43 | 0:22:46 | |
Working with you, it hasn't faded. | 0:22:46 | 0:22:49 | |
We did a lot of vicars. | 0:22:49 | 0:22:52 | |
We've glimpsed elements of the supporting cast | 0:22:52 | 0:22:55 | |
that you and Arthur worked with in the show. | 0:22:55 | 0:22:57 | |
Here they are. | 0:22:57 | 0:22:59 | |
The show used a small number of regulars, | 0:23:01 | 0:23:04 | |
mainly actors who had been in Johnny Speight's theatre productions. | 0:23:04 | 0:23:07 | |
Dermot Kelly played Arthur's partner in mischief and fellow tramp, Irish. | 0:23:07 | 0:23:14 | |
You are supposed to be innocent until proved guilty. | 0:23:14 | 0:23:17 | |
Whenever I come into contact with the law, | 0:23:17 | 0:23:20 | |
they tell the magistrate that I'm guilty, that it was me. | 0:23:20 | 0:23:23 | |
-They swore that it was me. -And was it you? | 0:23:23 | 0:23:27 | |
Oh yes, it was me all right. | 0:23:27 | 0:23:28 | |
Leslie Noyes seemed to get a few lines in almost every episode. | 0:23:30 | 0:23:35 | |
-I'm your uncle Les. -You were my dad's brother. | 0:23:35 | 0:23:38 | |
And you and my dad had another brother. Called what? | 0:23:38 | 0:23:41 | |
-George. -And what was Uncle George to me? My Uncle... -George! | 0:23:41 | 0:23:44 | |
Tell him who he was. | 0:23:44 | 0:23:45 | |
-He was his uncle George. -Really. | 0:23:45 | 0:23:49 | |
Pat Hayes was often a battleaxe | 0:23:49 | 0:23:51 | |
or downtrodden wife or drunken lady tramp. | 0:23:51 | 0:23:54 | |
How are you? | 0:23:54 | 0:23:57 | |
Blimey, what have you been drinking? | 0:24:01 | 0:24:03 | |
-Bottle bottoms. -What? -Bottle bottoms. | 0:24:03 | 0:24:07 | |
I know a lovely big house where they have lots of parties. | 0:24:07 | 0:24:12 | |
When they put the bottles out I go round | 0:24:12 | 0:24:14 | |
and I've got something lovely in here. | 0:24:14 | 0:24:16 | |
I will tell you what I've made. | 0:24:16 | 0:24:18 | |
Gin, brandy, sherry, vodka, | 0:24:18 | 0:24:22 | |
port, cider, bo-jelly, | 0:24:22 | 0:24:26 | |
champagne and beer. | 0:24:26 | 0:24:28 | |
-Is it strong? -Oh, it's strong. | 0:24:31 | 0:24:34 | |
It's more like a punch, you see. | 0:24:34 | 0:24:35 | |
I thought it was strong, the way your hat kept falling off! | 0:24:35 | 0:24:39 | |
Rita Webb as a general harridan or blousey landlady | 0:24:41 | 0:24:45 | |
was always formidable. | 0:24:45 | 0:24:48 | |
Coming into my house and bathing with strange men? | 0:24:48 | 0:24:53 | |
Oh! How dare you! | 0:24:53 | 0:24:56 | |
I know your sort. You might look cold on top, | 0:24:59 | 0:25:03 | |
but you're as hot as all the rest underneath! | 0:25:03 | 0:25:06 | |
There were many bit parts for aspiring actors, | 0:25:07 | 0:25:11 | |
again mates of Johnny Speight. | 0:25:11 | 0:25:13 | |
This role as a burglar was a favour from Speight | 0:25:13 | 0:25:16 | |
to the then little-known East End lad Michael Caine. | 0:25:16 | 0:25:20 | |
You are not in the game, are you? | 0:25:20 | 0:25:22 | |
Stop pointing the knife at me or I will belt you with this jemmy. | 0:25:22 | 0:25:25 | |
-Are you in the game? -I've been in the game 35 years. | 0:25:25 | 0:25:30 | |
I'm one of the governors of the game, I am. | 0:25:30 | 0:25:33 | |
I've only clocked you, that's all. | 0:25:33 | 0:25:36 | |
You're crafty Arthur from the basin. | 0:25:36 | 0:25:39 | |
-Tidal basin 53. -How do you know? | 0:25:39 | 0:25:42 | |
You know my dad, Jimmy the Lad. | 0:25:42 | 0:25:45 | |
You did porridge with him. | 0:25:45 | 0:25:48 | |
I'll learn you tricks of the trade if you treat me to twist. | 0:25:48 | 0:25:53 | |
You're on. Ready? Go. | 0:25:53 | 0:25:55 | |
Here's Anthony Booth, Cherie Blair's dad | 0:26:00 | 0:26:03 | |
and soon-to-be Scouse git in Johnny Speight's Till Death Us Do Part. | 0:26:03 | 0:26:07 | |
I'm looking for a Mr Kelly. | 0:26:07 | 0:26:10 | |
A Mr Dermot Kelly. | 0:26:13 | 0:26:16 | |
Which one is it? | 0:26:18 | 0:26:19 | |
What do you want to know for? | 0:26:19 | 0:26:21 | |
Because he's my father. Me mother sent me to find him. | 0:26:21 | 0:26:26 | |
This was one of the first TV appearances | 0:26:26 | 0:26:29 | |
for young Wendy Richard in 1962. | 0:26:29 | 0:26:32 | |
Hey, hey, hey! | 0:26:38 | 0:26:40 | |
Turn that off. | 0:26:40 | 0:26:43 | |
-Your mother wants to know if you're coming down the pub with us. -No. | 0:26:44 | 0:26:47 | |
In that case, can she have her hair back? | 0:26:47 | 0:26:50 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:26:50 | 0:26:52 | |
We saw there... Let's talk about some of the people we were looking at. | 0:26:54 | 0:26:58 | |
We saw Dermot Kelly. What nationality was he? | 0:26:58 | 0:27:00 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:27:00 | 0:27:03 | |
I'm glad you are so observant, Paul. | 0:27:03 | 0:27:06 | |
Dermot only came in later. He wasn't there in the beginning. | 0:27:06 | 0:27:09 | |
Johnny was running out of ideas so he introduced a second tramp. | 0:27:09 | 0:27:12 | |
It was a wonderful partnership. Dermot was a delightful character. | 0:27:12 | 0:27:17 | |
He was a serious actor. | 0:27:17 | 0:27:18 | |
Johnnie first met him in a play he wrote called The Knacker's Yard. | 0:27:18 | 0:27:22 | |
He introduced him but Dermot could never | 0:27:22 | 0:27:24 | |
get the words in his head on time. | 0:27:24 | 0:27:26 | |
Arthur never liked rehearsing much, always wanted to get home. | 0:27:26 | 0:27:30 | |
Dermot has an uneasy relationship with the script, do you feel? | 0:27:30 | 0:27:34 | |
It's obvious. | 0:27:34 | 0:27:35 | |
He was such an instinctive actor, he'd be struggling for his words | 0:27:35 | 0:27:39 | |
but made it part of the performance. | 0:27:39 | 0:27:41 | |
"No, no, I'll tell you, I'll tell you what... | 0:27:41 | 0:27:44 | |
"I think maybe... | 0:27:44 | 0:27:46 | |
"That's what they were thinking I was saying" | 0:27:46 | 0:27:49 | |
One of the regular features of the show was the musical spot. | 0:27:49 | 0:27:52 | |
Different people filled that spot over the years. | 0:27:52 | 0:27:55 | |
Here is just a selection. | 0:27:55 | 0:27:58 | |
It is really lovely to be here on the show with Arthur. | 0:27:58 | 0:28:02 | |
I'm a real big fan of his, as I'm sure you are. | 0:28:02 | 0:28:06 | |
-# Hear -my -song | 0:28:06 | 0:28:08 | |
-# Vi -o -let -to | 0:28:08 | 0:28:11 | |
-# Hear -my -song | 0:28:12 | 0:28:15 | |
# Beneath the moon. # | 0:28:15 | 0:28:20 | |
# Fly me to the moon And let me play among the stars | 0:28:20 | 0:28:26 | |
# Let me know what spring is like On Jupiter and Mars... # | 0:28:26 | 0:28:31 | |
# Do you love me? | 0:28:31 | 0:28:34 | |
# Do you love me? | 0:28:35 | 0:28:39 | |
# Now that I can dance... # | 0:28:39 | 0:28:45 | |
# I feel like climbing a mountain I feel ten feet tall | 0:28:45 | 0:28:50 | |
# I'll do most anything | 0:28:56 | 0:28:58 | |
# If you say that you want me to | 0:28:58 | 0:29:00 | |
# Cos you do things to me | 0:29:00 | 0:29:03 | |
# Yes, you do things to me... # | 0:29:03 | 0:29:06 | |
-Oh... -Ooh... | 0:29:06 | 0:29:09 | |
THEY SING STACCATO | 0:29:09 | 0:29:15 | |
HE HARMONISES | 0:29:15 | 0:29:21 | |
# I wander the streets and the gay, crowded places | 0:29:21 | 0:29:29 | |
# I try to forget you But somehow it seems | 0:29:29 | 0:29:36 | |
# That my thoughts ever stray to our last sweet embraces | 0:29:36 | 0:29:43 | |
# Over the sea on the island of dreams... # | 0:29:44 | 0:29:52 | |
They ain't got the ear for a good tune. | 0:29:52 | 0:29:54 | |
Now it is all about The Rolling Stones. | 0:29:54 | 0:29:58 | |
Thank you very much, we are going to do a slow one now. | 0:29:58 | 0:30:00 | |
It is called, You'd Better Move On. | 0:30:00 | 0:30:03 | |
# Would you ask me to give up the hand of the girl I love? | 0:30:14 | 0:30:19 | |
# Would you tell me I'm not the man she's worthy of? | 0:30:22 | 0:30:28 | |
# But who are you to tell her who to know? | 0:30:31 | 0:30:36 | |
# That's up to her. | 0:30:39 | 0:30:41 | |
# Yes, and the Lord above. | 0:30:41 | 0:30:44 | |
# You'd better move on... # | 0:30:45 | 0:30:50 | |
-# Hear -my -song | 0:30:50 | 0:30:53 | |
THEY SING STACCATO | 0:30:53 | 0:30:56 | |
-# Hear my song -Beneath | 0:30:56 | 0:31:03 | |
-# The... -moon. # | 0:31:03 | 0:31:09 | |
Interesting seeing The Rolling Stones, clearly Keith Richard | 0:31:12 | 0:31:15 | |
was out of it even then. | 0:31:15 | 0:31:17 | |
That was one of their first television appearances. | 0:31:19 | 0:31:21 | |
When we became successful in the mid-60s | 0:31:21 | 0:31:23 | |
we had fallen into the format of doing a mini variety show. | 0:31:23 | 0:31:27 | |
One week we had The Rolling Stones. | 0:31:27 | 0:31:31 | |
They had a fetish at the time of not washing. | 0:31:31 | 0:31:34 | |
Apparently it appealed to the girls. | 0:31:34 | 0:31:37 | |
I don't know where the appeal was because these unwashed bodies | 0:31:37 | 0:31:44 | |
in the studio were quite surprising. | 0:31:44 | 0:31:47 | |
-Really? -Yes. | 0:31:47 | 0:31:48 | |
You had to have quite a strong nose to cope with it. | 0:31:48 | 0:31:51 | |
You mention... | 0:31:53 | 0:31:54 | |
I think they have grown out of it now, don't worry. | 0:31:54 | 0:31:57 | |
I would hate the BBC to be brought down on this single issue! | 0:31:57 | 0:32:04 | |
The shows were recorded at the Hackney Empire? | 0:32:06 | 0:32:09 | |
To begin with. | 0:32:09 | 0:32:14 | |
What was the setup? | 0:32:14 | 0:32:15 | |
They took the stalls out, | 0:32:15 | 0:32:17 | |
the cameras were where the stalls would be | 0:32:17 | 0:32:19 | |
and the dress circle was where the audience was. | 0:32:19 | 0:32:22 | |
ATV took the Hackney Empire and the Wood Green Empire. | 0:32:22 | 0:32:29 | |
The reason I asked is that there is a rather unusual beginning to one of | 0:32:29 | 0:32:33 | |
the shows, perhaps we should see that first? | 0:32:33 | 0:32:38 | |
Nice to have your back with us, and what a night to pick. | 0:32:42 | 0:32:46 | |
The foggiest night for 10 years and we pick it to start our series. | 0:32:46 | 0:32:50 | |
Nice to see you back and we should applaud our audience for coming out | 0:32:50 | 0:32:54 | |
on a night like this. Let's give a round of applause to the audience. | 0:32:54 | 0:32:58 | |
1, 2, 3, 6...14. | 0:33:01 | 0:33:03 | |
No, there are 15. | 0:33:03 | 0:33:06 | |
No, that is the post. | 0:33:06 | 0:33:08 | |
You were embarking on this recording, the first of the series. | 0:33:09 | 0:33:16 | |
We were recording and there was a terrible fog, used to call them | 0:33:16 | 0:33:20 | |
peasoupers in the early '60s and late '50s. | 0:33:20 | 0:33:23 | |
Arthur and I, I don't know who has suggested, said let's go out and | 0:33:23 | 0:33:28 | |
establish the fact that we only have a small audience. | 0:33:28 | 0:33:32 | |
We completely improvised and did it. | 0:33:32 | 0:33:35 | |
You mention the ability to improvise, particularly when it was foggy. | 0:33:35 | 0:33:41 | |
We have some examples of improvisation. | 0:33:41 | 0:33:45 | |
I think you are talking rubbish. | 0:33:45 | 0:33:48 | |
I think you're talking complete piffle. | 0:33:48 | 0:33:51 | |
This hospital has got a rotten reputation, a very bad reputation. | 0:33:51 | 0:33:55 | |
How? It's a fine hospital. | 0:33:55 | 0:33:58 | |
It is all the students, a beginner's hospital. | 0:33:58 | 0:34:04 | |
I beg your pardon? | 0:34:04 | 0:34:05 | |
I didn't quite hear what you said. | 0:34:07 | 0:34:10 | |
I said it is full of students. | 0:34:10 | 0:34:12 | |
Oh, students, I couldn't quite catch it. | 0:34:12 | 0:34:15 | |
It is a training hospital, one of the finest in the country. | 0:34:15 | 0:34:20 | |
They've got to learn somewhere. | 0:34:20 | 0:34:22 | |
They are learning on you. | 0:34:22 | 0:34:24 | |
But you seem to forget that some of the finest Harley Street surgeons | 0:34:24 | 0:34:28 | |
come to this hospital to practise. | 0:34:28 | 0:34:31 | |
They come down to practise on you, mate. | 0:34:31 | 0:34:35 | |
They wouldn't practise on their own patients in the West End. | 0:34:35 | 0:34:39 | |
They come down to practise on you, yes. | 0:34:39 | 0:34:41 | |
I know. | 0:34:42 | 0:34:44 | |
-Take it from me. -LAUGHTER | 0:34:44 | 0:34:48 | |
Mr Haynes, might I suggest you swallow that before you continue? | 0:34:48 | 0:34:53 | |
I will try. | 0:34:53 | 0:34:54 | |
We do not bung this money in our pockets. | 0:34:56 | 0:35:00 | |
Somebody's bunging it somewhere. I'm not getting it. | 0:35:00 | 0:35:03 | |
It's not bunged, this money is spent on the nation. | 0:35:03 | 0:35:05 | |
I am part of the nation and nobody is spending it on me. | 0:35:05 | 0:35:09 | |
Look at my suit, I am a war hero. | 0:35:09 | 0:35:11 | |
I've fought for my country, up to my nuck in meck and bullets. | 0:35:11 | 0:35:15 | |
-Up to your what? -You heard. | 0:35:15 | 0:35:18 | |
That sounds a most unfortunate predicament. | 0:35:18 | 0:35:21 | |
I have never been in a worse one. | 0:35:21 | 0:35:24 | |
How do you think I will begin to find the person who has stolen 4p? | 0:35:24 | 0:35:29 | |
Put roadblocks up. | 0:35:29 | 0:35:31 | |
We are not putting roadblocks up for 4p. | 0:35:32 | 0:35:34 | |
You don't have to, because I know where we had it stolen from. | 0:35:34 | 0:35:37 | |
-You do? -Last night in the mission hut. | 0:35:37 | 0:35:39 | |
-In the mission hut? -You need to send one of your CI...blokes around | 0:35:39 | 0:35:42 | |
-to the mission hut. -One of our what blokes? | 0:35:42 | 0:35:46 | |
Get onto The Times. | 0:35:50 | 0:35:53 | |
Certainly, what would you wish to say? | 0:35:53 | 0:35:55 | |
Put an advertursement in, will you? | 0:35:55 | 0:35:59 | |
You know what an advertursement is, don't you? | 0:35:59 | 0:36:03 | |
-Indeed I do. -Don't stand there grinning, put one in. | 0:36:08 | 0:36:14 | |
Tell them I want a new butler. | 0:36:14 | 0:36:15 | |
I was just approving of your subtle humour, my lord. | 0:36:15 | 0:36:18 | |
LAUGHTER DROWNS OUT SPEECH | 0:36:18 | 0:36:21 | |
Do you know what to say? | 0:36:26 | 0:36:31 | |
I was about to ask you, my lord. | 0:36:31 | 0:36:32 | |
What do you wish to say in your advertisement? | 0:36:34 | 0:36:38 | |
Just tell them I would like a new butler, would you? | 0:36:39 | 0:36:43 | |
My lord has no need for that. | 0:36:43 | 0:36:46 | |
-Why not? -I am your butler. | 0:36:46 | 0:36:48 | |
-Are you? -Oh, well, you have saved me a lot of bother. | 0:36:48 | 0:36:51 | |
Just watching you, you still really enjoy watching those clips. | 0:36:55 | 0:36:59 | |
You two are going out on television and being watched by millions, | 0:36:59 | 0:37:04 | |
and at that moment neither of you knows what the next line is. | 0:37:04 | 0:37:07 | |
No. | 0:37:07 | 0:37:09 | |
THEY CHUCKLE | 0:37:09 | 0:37:11 | |
-But you don't panic. -No. | 0:37:11 | 0:37:14 | |
This is a strange and delightful, wonderful thing. | 0:37:14 | 0:37:17 | |
You had confidence in each other. We could carry each other through. | 0:37:17 | 0:37:21 | |
We never discussed it, we just knew that if anything went wrong we could | 0:37:21 | 0:37:25 | |
waffle our way out of it. I was usually the first to go. | 0:37:25 | 0:37:30 | |
When something goes, you are tense and you start to giggle. | 0:37:30 | 0:37:34 | |
We did send each other up. | 0:37:34 | 0:37:36 | |
If he fluffed, I would say, "What did you say?", | 0:37:36 | 0:37:39 | |
and he would do the same to me. | 0:37:39 | 0:37:40 | |
When you see it again, it is tremendous fun to watch. | 0:37:41 | 0:37:46 | |
The audience loved it. The viewers, they waited for those moments, | 0:37:46 | 0:37:50 | |
but you had to cover and keep going. | 0:37:50 | 0:37:51 | |
Nowadays those things would be cut out and sent to a programme | 0:37:51 | 0:37:55 | |
that shows It'll Be Alright On The Night, but we carried on. | 0:37:55 | 0:37:58 | |
There is a great deal of trust between you. | 0:37:58 | 0:38:00 | |
You get the feeling sometimes if he is not sure of the lines, you can supply them? | 0:38:00 | 0:38:05 | |
I think you develop a professional trust. | 0:38:05 | 0:38:08 | |
He knew instinctively that I would carry the words in my head, | 0:38:08 | 0:38:11 | |
I have a good memory anyway. Arthur had a good memory, | 0:38:11 | 0:38:15 | |
but he did not enjoy rehearsing. He came from music hall and variety, | 0:38:15 | 0:38:19 | |
I came from the theatre, and I learned the words, | 0:38:19 | 0:38:22 | |
and having a good memory I carried all the words. | 0:38:22 | 0:38:25 | |
And he wanted to get home and do his DIY, which he loved doing. | 0:38:25 | 0:38:28 | |
He was always poshing up his house. | 0:38:28 | 0:38:31 | |
We never discussed it, interestingly, but he always knew that if he dried, | 0:38:31 | 0:38:36 | |
I would help him out. He'd look at me. | 0:38:36 | 0:38:39 | |
You could tell in his eyes that he was looking for a feed, | 0:38:39 | 0:38:42 | |
and I would feed him his line. | 0:38:42 | 0:38:44 | |
He would look back at me and say, "That was the very word I was searching for. | 0:38:44 | 0:38:49 | |
"You put that word right into my mouth. How did I know you were..." | 0:38:49 | 0:38:53 | |
It was an amazing situation, once. A journalist wrote, "Arthur Haynes | 0:38:53 | 0:39:00 | |
"has got the greatest televisual face, when he looks at his straight man | 0:39:00 | 0:39:04 | |
"Nicholas Parsons with that wonderful moonbeam look of his, you can read | 0:39:04 | 0:39:09 | |
"oceans of meaning on what he's trying to convey." | 0:39:09 | 0:39:12 | |
All he was trying to convey was, "What is my next line?" | 0:39:12 | 0:39:15 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:39:15 | 0:39:17 | |
I want to pick you up on that, that is a good point about the trust between you, | 0:39:17 | 0:39:21 | |
there is a sketch I want to look at, then there is a story | 0:39:21 | 0:39:25 | |
I want you to tell me. | 0:39:25 | 0:39:27 | |
This is a sketch with Arthur and Nicholas, the barber shop sketch. | 0:39:27 | 0:39:32 | |
-You're new around here. -Yes. I am a stranger in these parts. | 0:39:32 | 0:39:36 | |
-You're not local? -No, not at all. | 0:39:37 | 0:39:40 | |
You never been in this saloon before? | 0:39:41 | 0:39:45 | |
-No, I haven't. -I didn't think you had. -Why? | 0:39:45 | 0:39:47 | |
When you asked me to shave you. | 0:39:47 | 0:39:49 | |
What do you mean? | 0:39:53 | 0:39:55 | |
Most of the locals prefer old George to shave them. | 0:39:55 | 0:39:58 | |
Why do they prefer George? | 0:39:58 | 0:40:00 | |
He has a much steadier hand. | 0:40:00 | 0:40:03 | |
A steadier hand? | 0:40:05 | 0:40:07 | |
He's a bit more stolid than I am. | 0:40:07 | 0:40:09 | |
-Stolid? -My trouble is I am full of imagination, you know? | 0:40:09 | 0:40:13 | |
As soon as I get one of these in my hand, it goes. Look at that. | 0:40:13 | 0:40:18 | |
Every time I hold a razor for the first time, it goes... | 0:40:18 | 0:40:21 | |
Look at my hand shaking. | 0:40:21 | 0:40:23 | |
You're not going to shave me with your hand like that? | 0:40:23 | 0:40:28 | |
It will go off in a minute, you're not in a hurry, are you? | 0:40:28 | 0:40:31 | |
I'd rather have someone else. Couldn't old George shave me? | 0:40:31 | 0:40:35 | |
I don't know, he's only just started a haircut, | 0:40:35 | 0:40:38 | |
-he'll be a while. -Haven't you someone else? | 0:40:38 | 0:40:40 | |
The Governor could shave you, I suppose. | 0:40:40 | 0:40:43 | |
Why can't the Governor? | 0:40:43 | 0:40:44 | |
I don't like to ask him in case he wants to know why I can't shave you myself. | 0:40:44 | 0:40:47 | |
You will have to tell him, I'm sure he'll understand. | 0:40:47 | 0:40:51 | |
I don't think he will, if he finds out every time I pick a razor up | 0:40:51 | 0:40:54 | |
my hand shakes. He'll want to get rid of me. | 0:40:54 | 0:40:56 | |
It's not good for customers. | 0:40:56 | 0:40:58 | |
Naturally, but I don't wish you to shave me with your hand shaking. | 0:40:58 | 0:41:02 | |
It won't be for long. | 0:41:02 | 0:41:05 | |
I'll take a couple of sedatives, if you can wait. | 0:41:05 | 0:41:07 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:41:07 | 0:41:09 | |
GLASS CLATTERS | 0:41:30 | 0:41:32 | |
-That's it. -That's it? | 0:41:46 | 0:41:47 | |
-Marvellous. -Are you sure? | 0:41:47 | 0:41:50 | |
I'm all right now. Don't shout. Keep calm. | 0:41:50 | 0:41:54 | |
I'm very nervous. | 0:41:54 | 0:41:55 | |
You're nervous?! | 0:41:55 | 0:41:56 | |
Get your head back. | 0:41:57 | 0:41:59 | |
You have nothing to worry about. | 0:41:59 | 0:42:01 | |
Are you ready? | 0:42:05 | 0:42:06 | |
Wait! Wait! What do you think you're doing? | 0:42:06 | 0:42:10 | |
I have to work fast before the pills wear off! | 0:42:10 | 0:42:13 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:42:13 | 0:42:16 | |
That sketch, that was a TV version, but you did it live as well? | 0:42:18 | 0:42:23 | |
Yes. | 0:42:23 | 0:42:25 | |
I hadn't done a summer season with Arthur, it was 1961 and he went | 0:42:25 | 0:42:31 | |
to Blackpool, to Winter Gardens. | 0:42:31 | 0:42:33 | |
One night he said to me, "Listen, I've been thinking" - and we always | 0:42:33 | 0:42:38 | |
used to have a drink after and analyse the show. He said, "Do you | 0:42:38 | 0:42:42 | |
"know, we worked so many bits of business into that sketch, | 0:42:42 | 0:42:45 | |
"I think we could do it without any dialogue. | 0:42:45 | 0:42:48 | |
"All you have to do is say the opening line and then we go into the mime." | 0:42:48 | 0:42:54 | |
The following night I arrived at the theatre, | 0:42:54 | 0:42:56 | |
we came to the barber sketch, and he suddenly went into it. | 0:42:56 | 0:42:59 | |
And I thought, you're doing it! | 0:42:59 | 0:43:01 | |
Into the mime version? | 0:43:01 | 0:43:03 | |
Yes, without discussing it. | 0:43:03 | 0:43:05 | |
So I just responded and we suddenly did this in mime. | 0:43:05 | 0:43:11 | |
Afterwards I grabbed him, he said, wasn't that funny? | 0:43:11 | 0:43:13 | |
This is what you know so much about, with your silent clowns. | 0:43:13 | 0:43:18 | |
This brings me neatly to the next bit, before the culture of health and safety. | 0:43:18 | 0:43:24 | |
If you think health and safety is wrapping us up in cotton wool, | 0:43:24 | 0:43:29 | |
you might look at these bits and think, maybe it's not so bad. | 0:43:29 | 0:43:33 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:43:45 | 0:43:48 | |
I want to make sure it's gas. | 0:43:51 | 0:43:52 | |
But that's dangerous. What do you think you're doing? | 0:43:52 | 0:43:56 | |
What do you mean? | 0:43:56 | 0:43:57 | |
Oh, it is gas. | 0:43:57 | 0:43:58 | |
LAUGHTER DROWNS OUT SPEECH | 0:44:01 | 0:44:03 | |
-That's dangerous. -What? | 0:44:06 | 0:44:07 | |
What do you think you're doing? | 0:44:07 | 0:44:09 | |
No, it's all right, it's our tea break. | 0:44:09 | 0:44:12 | |
I've got time to make my phone call then? | 0:44:14 | 0:44:16 | |
-Yes. I don't think you'll hear anything though. -Why not? | 0:44:16 | 0:44:19 | |
He makes more noise with a kettle than a drill. | 0:44:19 | 0:44:22 | |
KETTLE RATTLES | 0:44:22 | 0:44:24 | |
I believe he's made crepe Suzettes for some of the best known people. | 0:44:24 | 0:44:28 | |
I'm sure he has. | 0:44:28 | 0:44:29 | |
I always think it's such fun having something prepared | 0:44:37 | 0:44:40 | |
right under your nose like this. | 0:44:40 | 0:44:41 | |
-Marvellous. -It's part of the fun of coming out, I always say. | 0:44:41 | 0:44:44 | |
I say, darling, wouldn't it be fun if you had one of those things | 0:44:48 | 0:44:52 | |
-at home and made them at the table. -I'll try. | 0:44:52 | 0:44:54 | |
-You must watch it all. -All right. -Then you'll learn something. | 0:44:55 | 0:45:00 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:45:20 | 0:45:22 | |
THEY PUFF | 0:45:22 | 0:45:25 | |
I say, would you sooner have cheese? | 0:45:42 | 0:45:45 | |
Nicholas, I have to ask you, how much of that was rehearsed? | 0:45:48 | 0:45:51 | |
None of it. I was improvising | 0:45:51 | 0:45:53 | |
and he said keep it going while I make the crepe Suzette. | 0:45:53 | 0:45:56 | |
He just improvised the whole thing. | 0:45:56 | 0:45:59 | |
This brings me to the nature of the straight man, and the role of | 0:45:59 | 0:46:02 | |
the straight man in a comedy partnership. | 0:46:02 | 0:46:05 | |
We have a couple of examples here which illustrate the point. | 0:46:05 | 0:46:09 | |
What do you want from Father Christmas, Harold? | 0:46:09 | 0:46:12 | |
-A train set. -A big electric train set, don't you, son? | 0:46:12 | 0:46:17 | |
You just write out a note and put it up the chimney and we'll see | 0:46:17 | 0:46:21 | |
if Father Christmas can bring you an electric train set. | 0:46:21 | 0:46:25 | |
What is he winking at me for then? | 0:46:29 | 0:46:31 | |
What are you winking for? | 0:46:31 | 0:46:33 | |
Well, you're going to give him an electric train set, aren't you? | 0:46:33 | 0:46:37 | |
I can't afford to buy him an electric train set for Christmas, | 0:46:37 | 0:46:40 | |
not on what I earn. | 0:46:40 | 0:46:42 | |
Well, Harold, perhaps there is something else you would like from | 0:46:42 | 0:46:46 | |
Father Christmas, something not quite so expensive. | 0:46:46 | 0:46:49 | |
Not quite so expensive, eh? | 0:46:49 | 0:46:52 | |
What does he keep winking for? What you winking for? | 0:46:53 | 0:46:57 | |
Well, just a minute, Harold. Will you just stand over there? | 0:46:59 | 0:47:03 | |
What are you going to give him for Christmas? | 0:47:04 | 0:47:06 | |
-Me? -Yes, you. | 0:47:06 | 0:47:08 | |
I'm not going to give him anything for Christmas. | 0:47:08 | 0:47:10 | |
-Nothing? -Nothing. | 0:47:10 | 0:47:12 | |
He never gives him nothing for Christmas, he relies on you, | 0:47:12 | 0:47:16 | |
and you've never brought him nothing yet! | 0:47:16 | 0:47:19 | |
I see that child with my own eyes, he writes that note each year | 0:47:19 | 0:47:22 | |
and pokes it up the chimney and you never bring him nothing. | 0:47:22 | 0:47:26 | |
-Nothing? -You've never brought him a thing. | 0:47:27 | 0:47:30 | |
Look, I'm not the real Father Christmas, you know? | 0:47:30 | 0:47:35 | |
I'm an actor. | 0:47:37 | 0:47:39 | |
I'm dressed up as Father Christmas. It's a job I do every year. | 0:47:39 | 0:47:43 | |
Every year I come to this store and dress as Father Christmas - | 0:47:43 | 0:47:46 | |
it's a job. Every year. | 0:47:46 | 0:47:47 | |
That's marvellous isn't it, love? | 0:47:47 | 0:47:49 | |
This is the society that we're now living in. | 0:47:49 | 0:47:52 | |
A fully grown man, mate, is going to ruin that boy's mind for the sake of | 0:47:52 | 0:47:56 | |
a few shillings. | 0:47:56 | 0:47:58 | |
What's the trouble here? | 0:47:58 | 0:47:59 | |
This man seems to think for some reason | 0:47:59 | 0:48:02 | |
that I'm the real Father Christmas. | 0:48:02 | 0:48:04 | |
Well, excuse me, what have you got written on your window? | 0:48:07 | 0:48:10 | |
You said, "Come and see Father Christmas for 5 shillings." | 0:48:10 | 0:48:13 | |
That's what you've said, "Father Christmas". | 0:48:13 | 0:48:15 | |
Yes, we have got Father Christmas. | 0:48:15 | 0:48:18 | |
-You have? -Yes, sir. -Well, where is he? | 0:48:18 | 0:48:20 | |
We want to see him. I want to see him. | 0:48:20 | 0:48:22 | |
I want to get him an electric train set for Christmas. | 0:48:22 | 0:48:24 | |
This is Father Christmas. | 0:48:24 | 0:48:26 | |
No, he's an out of work actor, he just told us, mate. | 0:48:26 | 0:48:29 | |
These people have paid their 5 shillings to see Father Christmas. | 0:48:29 | 0:48:34 | |
If I want to see an actor I go to the theatre. | 0:48:34 | 0:48:38 | |
I don't have to come here. And I can see better actors... | 0:48:38 | 0:48:43 | |
Quiet! | 0:48:43 | 0:48:44 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:48:44 | 0:48:46 | |
Tell me about the character you adopt in a lot of these sketches | 0:48:49 | 0:48:52 | |
with Arthur and how possessive was he about gag lines? | 0:48:52 | 0:48:56 | |
No. He was very fair about that. | 0:48:56 | 0:48:59 | |
Some comedians like to have all the lines, and if anybody | 0:48:59 | 0:49:04 | |
is feeding them, as we call it, they don't get any laughs at all. | 0:49:04 | 0:49:07 | |
In fact, poor Tony Hancock, who was brilliant, but he slowly got rid of | 0:49:07 | 0:49:12 | |
-all the people who got the laughs. -He got worried about that. -Yes. | 0:49:12 | 0:49:16 | |
Arthur was fair and generous about that. | 0:49:16 | 0:49:18 | |
He said, "Listen, the gag lines are mine, aren't they?" | 0:49:18 | 0:49:23 | |
I said, "Of course." | 0:49:23 | 0:49:24 | |
He said, "I don't mind how many laughs you get on character. | 0:49:24 | 0:49:27 | |
"Lovely. It helps the sketch." | 0:49:27 | 0:49:29 | |
He never minded. I would characterise. | 0:49:29 | 0:49:33 | |
I'm the different characters, the fellow at the DHSS or the doctor | 0:49:33 | 0:49:39 | |
or whatever. They are all different. | 0:49:39 | 0:49:42 | |
We talked about being a figure of the establishment, but it was an acting performance I gave. | 0:49:42 | 0:49:47 | |
I was always a character. | 0:49:47 | 0:49:49 | |
I used my acting experience to play these different characters - | 0:49:49 | 0:49:52 | |
doctors, lawyers or whatever. | 0:49:52 | 0:49:54 | |
I believe it gave Arthur more to bounce off as a comic. | 0:49:54 | 0:49:57 | |
It did take it in another direction. | 0:49:57 | 0:49:59 | |
It is interesting - nowadays, you don't get a team where you have | 0:49:59 | 0:50:03 | |
the straight man, the foil, like Armstrong and Jones. | 0:50:03 | 0:50:07 | |
Armstrong and Miller. | 0:50:07 | 0:50:09 | |
Armstrong and Jones never really got anywhere! | 0:50:09 | 0:50:12 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:50:12 | 0:50:13 | |
I love working with you. | 0:50:16 | 0:50:17 | |
Smith and Miller weren't much better, to be honest. | 0:50:17 | 0:50:20 | |
Thank you for helping me out. This is what would happen with Arthur. | 0:50:20 | 0:50:24 | |
We'd get it wrong, then help each other out. | 0:50:24 | 0:50:27 | |
You made a virtue out of it. As you say, a very popular comedy partnership. | 0:50:27 | 0:50:33 | |
Let's look at some of the coverage from the 1960s. | 0:50:33 | 0:50:37 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, Arthur Haynes! | 0:50:38 | 0:50:40 | |
HE MOUTHS | 0:50:42 | 0:50:44 | |
HE MOUTHS | 0:50:46 | 0:50:48 | |
'Arthur Haynes demonstrates his skill as an elephant boy, | 0:50:49 | 0:50:52 | |
'and Nicholas Parsons with his ever-ready smile.' | 0:50:52 | 0:50:55 | |
It's great fun being a comedian, but the way I feel now is no laughing matter. | 0:51:32 | 0:51:36 | |
-I'm right out of sorts. | 0:51:36 | 0:51:38 | |
-PHONE RINGS -Excuse me. | 0:51:38 | 0:51:39 | |
Hello? Hollywood! | 0:51:39 | 0:51:41 | |
Hello, Arthur, what's the matter? | 0:51:41 | 0:51:43 | |
I'm really under the weather. | 0:51:43 | 0:51:45 | |
Does your head ache, is your tummy upset? | 0:51:45 | 0:51:47 | |
That's right. Can you help? | 0:51:47 | 0:51:49 | |
'You bet! Just watch.' | 0:51:49 | 0:51:51 | |
Alka-Seltzer, that's the way for speedy relief. | 0:51:51 | 0:51:53 | |
Good old Speedy. I feel wonderful. | 0:51:55 | 0:51:58 | |
'The story of the chicken and the egg at the show at Olympia. | 0:51:58 | 0:52:03 | |
'Nicholas Parsons with a mynah bird who won the contest. | 0:52:03 | 0:52:07 | |
'Name of Ted, after Tory leader Ted Heath.' | 0:52:07 | 0:52:11 | |
'Arthur Haynes, in the only title role that's got whiskers on it. | 0:52:12 | 0:52:15 | |
'The collection will now be taken.' | 0:52:15 | 0:52:17 | |
'It was truly a star-studded gathering. | 0:52:18 | 0:52:20 | |
'Patrick Wymark and Nicholas Parsons, | 0:52:20 | 0:52:23 | |
'Harry Secombe introduced the wrestling foursome. | 0:52:23 | 0:52:26 | |
'Those top TV toughs Mick McManus and Steve Logan | 0:52:26 | 0:52:29 | |
'versus Nicholas Parsons and...' | 0:52:29 | 0:52:31 | |
'This is more all-in than any wrestling we've ever seen!' | 0:52:37 | 0:52:40 | |
LAUGHTER It is like watching Buster Keaton. | 0:52:40 | 0:52:43 | |
It's wonderful. | 0:52:43 | 0:52:44 | |
-That gives an indication of how famous you'd become. -Yes. | 0:52:48 | 0:52:52 | |
It really had become the top thing. | 0:52:52 | 0:52:54 | |
When he became successful he was aware of his success, but he was | 0:52:54 | 0:52:58 | |
very down to earth, very easy to work with. | 0:52:58 | 0:53:00 | |
You see that in his face. A sort of cheerful... | 0:53:00 | 0:53:03 | |
You haven't got another chair, have you, for the rest of the show? | 0:53:03 | 0:53:07 | |
The trap door won't work! | 0:53:09 | 0:53:10 | |
LAUGHTER Can you remember the first time you realised that you had | 0:53:10 | 0:53:15 | |
become famous, when somebody spotted you in the street? | 0:53:15 | 0:53:18 | |
No, you never think like that. I never did. | 0:53:18 | 0:53:21 | |
I had a young family. | 0:53:21 | 0:53:22 | |
The wonderful thing about working with Arthur, because he didn't | 0:53:22 | 0:53:27 | |
rehearse much, I'd get home early and be with the children. | 0:53:27 | 0:53:30 | |
It was lovely. You don't think like that. | 0:53:30 | 0:53:32 | |
You never think, "I'm famous." | 0:53:32 | 0:53:35 | |
Do you ever think that? | 0:53:35 | 0:53:37 | |
Well, I suppose when people notice you in the street a bit, but you don't think about it. | 0:53:37 | 0:53:42 | |
No. I was aware it was successful and I was thrilled with its success. | 0:53:42 | 0:53:47 | |
-You never think like that. -It was a huge hit here. | 0:53:47 | 0:53:50 | |
You did The Ed Sullivan Show in America a couple of times. | 0:53:50 | 0:53:54 | |
That's right. We went there for one visit but we did six or seven shows. | 0:53:54 | 0:54:00 | |
It was incredibly successful. | 0:54:00 | 0:54:02 | |
The last visit to The Ed Sullivan Show, you weren't involved in. | 0:54:02 | 0:54:05 | |
But I want to see this because this is Arthur working in full colour. | 0:54:05 | 0:54:10 | |
GENTLE MUSIC PLAYS | 0:54:12 | 0:54:14 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:54:27 | 0:54:31 | |
DRUM ROLL | 0:54:51 | 0:54:53 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:55:00 | 0:55:01 | |
Ahoy! | 0:55:05 | 0:55:06 | |
It is doing perhaps the old-fashioned variety stuff, | 0:55:11 | 0:55:15 | |
but it is a nice contrast to what we've seen. | 0:55:15 | 0:55:18 | |
He was back doing the pantomime stuff then. | 0:55:18 | 0:55:21 | |
This happened just after Arthur decided we should separate | 0:55:21 | 0:55:24 | |
and go our different ways. | 0:55:24 | 0:55:26 | |
This is after ten years together. What was his thinking? | 0:55:26 | 0:55:29 | |
We were doing summer season at Scarborough, and we always | 0:55:29 | 0:55:32 | |
had a drink afterwards. | 0:55:32 | 0:55:34 | |
He said, "Mate, I think we should separate". | 0:55:34 | 0:55:36 | |
I said, "What do you mean?" | 0:55:36 | 0:55:38 | |
He said, "I think we should go our separate ways." | 0:55:38 | 0:55:41 | |
'Any future plans for Nicholas and Arthur to work together again | 0:55:41 | 0:55:44 | |
'ended when in 1966 Arthur died from a heart attack. | 0:55:44 | 0:55:50 | |
'Sadly, his fame died with him | 0:55:50 | 0:55:54 | |
'and his shows were rarely to be seen again on television.' | 0:55:54 | 0:55:57 | |
It is all very sad, actually, because he was only 52. | 0:56:04 | 0:56:07 | |
It was very sad. | 0:56:07 | 0:56:09 | |
So do you think if Arthur hadn't had died, you think you would have got | 0:56:09 | 0:56:14 | |
-back together again? -Absolutely. No doubt about it. | 0:56:14 | 0:56:17 | |
I loved working with him. I was very fond of him. | 0:56:17 | 0:56:20 | |
Reminded of it, I feel I was privileged not only to be part of that partnership and | 0:56:20 | 0:56:26 | |
working with a supreme performer. | 0:56:26 | 0:56:28 | |
I have such happy memories of the time. | 0:56:28 | 0:56:31 | |
It is amazing to think you were part of a process of breaking new ground | 0:56:31 | 0:56:38 | |
in comedy. | 0:56:38 | 0:56:39 | |
It's life-affirming, the fact that it still works as well as it did in the '60s. | 0:56:39 | 0:56:46 | |
Nicholas, it's been a pleasure to look at these clips with you. | 0:56:46 | 0:56:50 | |
You were part of a great comedy partnership that was hugely | 0:56:50 | 0:56:54 | |
successful on British television for ten years. | 0:56:54 | 0:56:57 | |
It was a wonderful evening to spend with you. | 0:56:57 | 0:56:59 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr Nicholas Parsons. | 0:56:59 | 0:57:01 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:57:01 | 0:57:02 | |
Thank you. | 0:57:02 | 0:57:05 | |
I think I must respond to that because the audience have been so | 0:57:07 | 0:57:11 | |
warm and lovely and laughing at stuff which brought back so much nostalgia for me. | 0:57:11 | 0:57:16 | |
You have got such affection for the old comedy. | 0:57:16 | 0:57:19 | |
You are always so generous in the way you give out to people. | 0:57:19 | 0:57:24 | |
That's very kind of you, Nicholas. All I can do is agree with you. | 0:57:24 | 0:57:27 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:57:27 | 0:57:29 | |
I would have put it stronger myself! | 0:57:29 | 0:57:31 | |
I couldn't have done it without you, mate. | 0:57:31 | 0:57:34 | |
It's this bloody chair... | 0:57:34 | 0:57:36 | |
Let's finish off with a gallop through some of the best | 0:57:36 | 0:57:40 | |
of Arthur Haynes, Nicholas Parsons and supporting crew. | 0:57:40 | 0:57:43 | |
Oh, it's Arthur! | 0:57:44 | 0:57:46 | |
No, please. Ow! | 0:57:48 | 0:57:51 | |
Ow! | 0:57:56 | 0:57:58 | |
Ow! | 0:57:59 | 0:58:00 | |
I'm going to get him! | 0:58:33 | 0:58:36 | |
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING | 0:58:46 | 0:58:49 | |
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