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CROWD: Come on, Salford. Come on, Salford. | 0:00:04 | 0:00:07 | |
Two years ago, | 0:00:07 | 0:00:08 | |
five of Manchester United's most successful players | 0:00:08 | 0:00:11 | |
bought Salford City... | 0:00:11 | 0:00:13 | |
Hot chocolate's nice. | 0:00:13 | 0:00:14 | |
..one of Britain's smallest football clubs. | 0:00:14 | 0:00:17 | |
Some fans didn't want change. | 0:00:17 | 0:00:19 | |
It's not going to be the same ever again. | 0:00:19 | 0:00:21 | |
Their team of part-timers were outplayed on the pitch. | 0:00:21 | 0:00:24 | |
Oh...! | 0:00:24 | 0:00:25 | |
Hey! | 0:00:25 | 0:00:26 | |
And their leading goal-scorer was too busy off it. | 0:00:26 | 0:00:29 | |
Why the BLEEP did we buy a football club? Why? | 0:00:29 | 0:00:32 | |
So it was out with the old guard... | 0:00:32 | 0:00:34 | |
..and in with two of the league's toughest men. | 0:00:35 | 0:00:38 | |
That, mate, is an embarrassment of a performance. | 0:00:38 | 0:00:41 | |
By the end of the first season... | 0:00:41 | 0:00:43 | |
Please can I have a new oven? | 0:00:43 | 0:00:44 | |
..they'd made over the ground... | 0:00:44 | 0:00:46 | |
CHEERING | 0:00:46 | 0:00:47 | |
SHOUTING | 0:00:47 | 0:00:49 | |
..their star striker found the net... | 0:00:49 | 0:00:51 | |
CHEERING | 0:00:51 | 0:00:52 | |
Easy, weren't it? | 0:00:52 | 0:00:53 | |
CHEERING AND SCREAMING | 0:00:53 | 0:00:54 | |
There is a God! | 0:00:54 | 0:00:55 | |
..and an amazing winning streak won them promotion against all odds. | 0:00:57 | 0:01:01 | |
It's now the class of '92's second year in charge. | 0:01:09 | 0:01:13 | |
Smarten yourself up, or else them girls there won't kiss you. | 0:01:13 | 0:01:16 | |
An amazing FA Cup run turned the team into national heroes. | 0:01:16 | 0:01:20 | |
Oh, what a goal! | 0:01:20 | 0:01:22 | |
We're going to Wembley! Wembley! | 0:01:22 | 0:01:24 | |
But a shock defeat to their archrivals has put dreams of | 0:01:24 | 0:01:27 | |
winning the league in jeopardy. | 0:01:27 | 0:01:29 | |
How could you go from being so dominant in 45 minutes to | 0:01:29 | 0:01:32 | |
a BLEEP car crash?! | 0:01:32 | 0:01:35 | |
Halfway through the season... | 0:01:35 | 0:01:36 | |
Do things right! | 0:01:36 | 0:01:37 | |
..the team have lost it. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:39 | |
As the players crumble under pressure... | 0:01:39 | 0:01:41 | |
I can put up with a lot of shit. Not that. | 0:01:41 | 0:01:43 | |
..their striker's goal drought continues. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:46 | |
I haven't scored since before I was injured. Five months. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:50 | |
And with a wedding to plan... | 0:01:50 | 0:01:52 | |
Bernard's a lucky man, isn't he? | 0:01:52 | 0:01:54 | |
..Salford's managers are in a spin. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:56 | |
This is when you need to be strong managers, cos it's the first real bad spell you've had. | 0:01:56 | 0:02:00 | |
The owners are desperate for another promotion. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:02 | |
But are the class of '92 still out of their league? | 0:02:02 | 0:02:06 | |
Knowing that nine months comes down to one moment, | 0:02:07 | 0:02:10 | |
one decision, one shot... | 0:02:10 | 0:02:11 | |
SHE SCREAMS | 0:02:13 | 0:02:14 | |
Jesus. I know it's really important to you and stuff, | 0:02:24 | 0:02:27 | |
but you should be proud of what you've done so far. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:30 | |
Salford City's joint manager, Bernard Morley, | 0:02:30 | 0:02:33 | |
is marrying his fiancee, Jemma, in just over 12 weeks. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:37 | |
Yesterday, his team suffered their worst defeat all season, | 0:02:37 | 0:02:41 | |
to rivals Darlington. | 0:02:41 | 0:02:43 | |
Till the 70th minute, I never thought that game was ever in doubt. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:46 | |
And we didn't... | 0:02:46 | 0:02:48 | |
Me and Jonno didn't drop our guards. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:49 | |
It's criminal. Conceding four goals at home. | 0:02:49 | 0:02:53 | |
That's why I'm depressed. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:55 | |
Now I have to come here now and pretend I'm in a good mood. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:58 | |
Well, it's Valentine's Day today, so... | 0:02:58 | 0:03:01 | |
You've not even bought me a good present! I bought you something. | 0:03:01 | 0:03:04 | |
You've bought me something from the pound shop. Sundays are our days, | 0:03:04 | 0:03:07 | |
so let's just forget about football for a bit, | 0:03:07 | 0:03:09 | |
just while we're round here. | 0:03:09 | 0:03:11 | |
And let's just concentrate on the wedding. | 0:03:11 | 0:03:14 | |
Hiya! You all right? | 0:03:14 | 0:03:16 | |
Today, they're visiting the venue for their wedding reception. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:19 | |
So, you've got your prawn, you've got bruschetta, goat's cheese, | 0:03:23 | 0:03:26 | |
you've got pate. Ah, goat's cheese. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:28 | |
And then you've got a little bamboo with dumplings in. | 0:03:28 | 0:03:31 | |
What's that? That's a dumpling. | 0:03:31 | 0:03:33 | |
I don't think you'd like that, Bernard. He's really weird, Liz. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:36 | |
It's not here, it's just... You having a bad day? | 0:03:36 | 0:03:38 | |
It's just in general. Just stressed. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:40 | |
We've had a dip in form. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:42 | |
You going to get sacked? | 0:03:43 | 0:03:44 | |
Well, at least you'll be able to enjoy your wedding day - | 0:03:44 | 0:03:47 | |
you won't be stressed about the football! | 0:03:47 | 0:03:49 | |
This is nice, today. We've come to talk about the wedding. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:51 | |
Stop looking at the football. | 0:03:52 | 0:03:54 | |
I just heard a clap, so I thought something might have happened. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:57 | |
Passionate about his football, that one. | 0:03:57 | 0:03:59 | |
COMMENTATOR SHOUTS | 0:03:59 | 0:04:00 | |
Oh, God... | 0:04:00 | 0:04:02 | |
There's also other choices which I'll give you. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:05 | |
Bern, you listening? Sorry? He's watching his football. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:08 | |
I like the bruschetta and the goat's cheese. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:10 | |
Yes, so they'd do for vegetarians. Yeah, really nice. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:13 | |
Bernard... | 0:04:15 | 0:04:16 | |
Oh...! | 0:04:16 | 0:04:18 | |
Right, can we talk about the wedding now, please? Sorry. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:20 | |
Right... Right, so... Right, so, what about speeches? | 0:04:20 | 0:04:24 | |
When are you going to do speeches? | 0:04:24 | 0:04:26 | |
Come on, it's Valentine's Day and this is a beautiful opportunity to | 0:04:26 | 0:04:28 | |
talk about our wedding. | 0:04:28 | 0:04:30 | |
Just forget about yesterday - it's done, you've been beat, tough shit. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:34 | |
Move on. Speeches we can sort out in four weeks. | 0:04:34 | 0:04:37 | |
Right, are you nearly ready? It's time to go. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:42 | |
Salford's co-owner, Phil Neville, and his family, | 0:04:42 | 0:04:45 | |
have been in Spain for eight months | 0:04:45 | 0:04:47 | |
since he took a job as assistant coach at Valencia Football Club. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:51 | |
School run this morning. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:52 | |
Eh? That's my princess. | 0:04:52 | 0:04:54 | |
Right, let's go. | 0:04:56 | 0:04:57 | |
I try and pick the kids up every night. | 0:05:00 | 0:05:02 | |
I try to pick them up every night, | 0:05:02 | 0:05:04 | |
because they have after-school activities. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:06 | |
Isabella dances three nights a week, | 0:05:06 | 0:05:09 | |
Harvey plays football three nights a week, | 0:05:09 | 0:05:11 | |
so me and my wife split up and go with one each. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:13 | |
Daddy, I forgot my PE kit. | 0:05:13 | 0:05:17 | |
Have you got PE today? Yeah. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:18 | |
And you forgot your bag? Yeah. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:20 | |
Oh, brilliant(!) | 0:05:20 | 0:05:21 | |
Phil's brother Gary joined him in Spain two months ago, | 0:05:21 | 0:05:25 | |
taking up the Valencia manager's job. | 0:05:25 | 0:05:28 | |
It's a dream move for both of them. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:30 | |
Can you pick the kids up from school tomorrow or not, is that a problem? | 0:05:30 | 0:05:33 | |
It's my day off tomorrow. First day off in about three weeks. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:36 | |
They're 1,000 miles away, | 0:05:36 | 0:05:37 | |
but their Salford team is never far from their minds. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:41 | |
Normally, say, like, last season, | 0:05:41 | 0:05:43 | |
if we were having tough moments, you'd go down to training and watch | 0:05:43 | 0:05:46 | |
training, go down to training and lend your support because, | 0:05:46 | 0:05:50 | |
ultimately, Jonno and Bernard and the lads will be thinking, | 0:05:50 | 0:05:53 | |
"Oh, I wonder what Phil, Gary, Nicky and Ryan are saying, and Paul." | 0:05:53 | 0:05:57 | |
And, you know, "I wonder if they're not happy with us." | 0:05:57 | 0:05:59 | |
The focus is still on getting promotion this year, | 0:06:01 | 0:06:03 | |
and we're not just going to... | 0:06:03 | 0:06:05 | |
"Oh, we'll get promotion next year." | 0:06:05 | 0:06:07 | |
No - we want promotion this year. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:09 | |
At this moment, will they go up? | 0:06:16 | 0:06:17 | |
You'd have to say it's 70-30 against. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:20 | |
But, last season, to win the league, | 0:06:20 | 0:06:21 | |
we were 80-20 against, when they came in. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:24 | |
So, they've achieved great things, | 0:06:24 | 0:06:26 | |
and nothing would surprise me. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:29 | |
# We love you, Salford, we do | 0:06:29 | 0:06:31 | |
# Oh, Salford, we love you... # | 0:06:31 | 0:06:33 | |
Late February - Salford have lost three of their last six games. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:42 | |
Today, they face league minnows Ilkeston. | 0:06:42 | 0:06:44 | |
It's crucial the team put their recent defeats behind them. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:48 | |
Let's see if we can have a good run. We did it last year - | 0:06:48 | 0:06:50 | |
15 out of 17. Let's go and do 15 out of 15, yeah? Unbeaten. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:53 | |
But, more importantly, let's lose the excuses, | 0:06:53 | 0:06:56 | |
let's get that spirit going again, cos people question what's going on in this changing room. | 0:06:56 | 0:07:00 | |
It starts now. It starts going out there, and every player | 0:07:00 | 0:07:03 | |
understanding what their individual job is. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:05 | |
Welcome to Ilkeston, young lady. Thank you. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:07 | |
Accountant Karen Baird | 0:07:07 | 0:07:08 | |
took over as chairman of the club three years ago. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:11 | |
I'm hoping for a good win today, to get us back on track. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:14 | |
We've had a bit of a poor run lately, | 0:07:14 | 0:07:16 | |
so, fingers crossed for a good win to give them some confidence. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:19 | |
When her son Bernard took over as manager, | 0:07:19 | 0:07:22 | |
Mary Morley became a Salford fan. | 0:07:22 | 0:07:24 | |
We're hoping to get six points off them. | 0:07:24 | 0:07:27 | |
I think we need some team spirit back, if I was being honest. | 0:07:27 | 0:07:29 | |
I think the team spirit's gone a little bit flat. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:32 | |
Salford are playing in white. | 0:07:33 | 0:07:35 | |
Stay with him, Howson. Howson, don't switch off! | 0:07:35 | 0:07:38 | |
18 minutes into the game, Salford's defence give the ball away... | 0:07:38 | 0:07:42 | |
..and Ilkeston seize their chance. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:46 | |
Oh, come on! | 0:07:49 | 0:07:50 | |
The wheels have fell off today, I think. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:55 | |
I've only always got 100% to say about them, | 0:07:59 | 0:08:02 | |
but they've not turned up today. It's painful to watch. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:05 | |
35 minutes in and we've not even had a shot yet. | 0:08:05 | 0:08:07 | |
That's pretty crap, isn't it? | 0:08:07 | 0:08:09 | |
Come on! BLEEP's sake. | 0:08:12 | 0:08:14 | |
I think the performance at Ilkeston was a watershed moment. | 0:08:14 | 0:08:19 | |
They were playing a team of kids, really, | 0:08:20 | 0:08:22 | |
and, bearing in mind our budget, | 0:08:22 | 0:08:24 | |
the level of players we've brought in, | 0:08:24 | 0:08:26 | |
we should have won the game easily. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:28 | |
But we didn't. | 0:08:28 | 0:08:30 | |
WHISTLE | 0:08:30 | 0:08:31 | |
CHEERING | 0:08:31 | 0:08:32 | |
Salford lose, 2-1. | 0:08:32 | 0:08:34 | |
They're now nine points behind the league leaders, | 0:08:34 | 0:08:37 | |
and only the top of the table team wins automatic promotion. | 0:08:37 | 0:08:41 | |
Not a good day. Not a good day. | 0:08:41 | 0:08:43 | |
I can't remember the last time we played that badly, | 0:08:43 | 0:08:46 | |
but Ilkeston deserved it - | 0:08:46 | 0:08:47 | |
they played far better than us. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:49 | |
So, Ben and Jonno need to sort it out, don't they? | 0:08:49 | 0:08:52 | |
That's what they're there to do. | 0:08:52 | 0:08:54 | |
I'm absolutely gutted. I could cry. | 0:08:54 | 0:08:56 | |
I think this is... | 0:08:56 | 0:08:57 | |
..this is going to make us struggle, now. | 0:08:58 | 0:09:00 | |
We're just going to have to | 0:09:02 | 0:09:03 | |
rely on other teams, now, slipping up as well. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:06 | |
Is it because we don't know what we're doing, | 0:09:07 | 0:09:09 | |
or is it cos we can't be BLEEP bothered doing it? | 0:09:09 | 0:09:12 | |
Did you hear what I said to you when you were going up? No. Why? | 0:09:12 | 0:09:14 | |
I said, "What?" And then Richie said... | 0:09:14 | 0:09:16 | |
What? BLEEP Richie! | 0:09:16 | 0:09:18 | |
That sums this changing room up. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:20 | |
Yeah, we're not bothered! | 0:09:20 | 0:09:21 | |
Yeah, we don't care! | 0:09:21 | 0:09:23 | |
Josh...you've got your boots on your wrong feet. | 0:09:23 | 0:09:25 | |
It's that or you're not interested. | 0:09:25 | 0:09:27 | |
Danny's even screaming and shouting at people! | 0:09:27 | 0:09:29 | |
What the BLEEP is going on?! | 0:09:29 | 0:09:31 | |
I'll pull a BLEEP off, after this. | 0:09:32 | 0:09:35 | |
My balls were massive, by the way. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:36 | |
I've got big bollocks. | 0:09:36 | 0:09:39 | |
But don't think I'm going to BLEEP embarrass my BLEEP half-decent name | 0:09:39 | 0:09:42 | |
I've earned in football cos of you BLEEP. All right? | 0:09:42 | 0:09:45 | |
OK, guys. So, if you can just explain to me what exactly | 0:09:57 | 0:10:00 | |
is the challenge at the moment that you're facing? | 0:10:00 | 0:10:02 | |
Salford's biggest problem is a lack of goals. | 0:10:02 | 0:10:05 | |
Last year, they relied on star striker Gareth Seddon | 0:10:05 | 0:10:08 | |
to keep scoring. This year he's barely played, | 0:10:08 | 0:10:10 | |
let alone found the net. | 0:10:10 | 0:10:12 | |
I'm meeting what's known as, like, a mind coach. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:15 | |
I'm hoping that he's going to, kind of, clear a few things, | 0:10:15 | 0:10:19 | |
and just get me a little bit more focused, really. | 0:10:19 | 0:10:22 | |
All my career, really, I've been, like, the go-to guy. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:27 | |
I've always managed to, you know, deliver. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:30 | |
Whereas, this season, I feel like | 0:10:30 | 0:10:31 | |
everything's just kind of gone wrong. | 0:10:31 | 0:10:33 | |
I'm hoping, you know, I kind of get back to the old Gaz - | 0:10:33 | 0:10:37 | |
the hero's going to come on and score the winning goal, | 0:10:37 | 0:10:40 | |
or be a part of the team, | 0:10:40 | 0:10:42 | |
and at the minute I don't feel that. | 0:10:42 | 0:10:44 | |
If you can just close your eyes. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:46 | |
So, when you think about the challenges | 0:10:46 | 0:10:48 | |
that you're facing at the moment, | 0:10:48 | 0:10:50 | |
what pops into your mind, straightaway? | 0:10:50 | 0:10:52 | |
Panic. What do you see, visually? | 0:10:53 | 0:10:55 | |
Me sat on the bench. | 0:10:57 | 0:10:58 | |
OK. So, what you're going to do now is | 0:10:58 | 0:11:00 | |
you're going to step out of that body, | 0:11:00 | 0:11:03 | |
and start walking backwards, away from the bench, | 0:11:03 | 0:11:05 | |
so you can see yourself moving away from yourself. | 0:11:05 | 0:11:08 | |
And, then, next to you, you notice a football on the floor. | 0:11:08 | 0:11:11 | |
Inside this football represents those negative emotions | 0:11:11 | 0:11:14 | |
that you've got. | 0:11:14 | 0:11:15 | |
And you're going to start doing little kick-ups with it | 0:11:15 | 0:11:18 | |
and you're thinking, "I'm going to absolutely volley this," | 0:11:18 | 0:11:21 | |
and you can see the sun up in the sky. | 0:11:21 | 0:11:23 | |
You're thinking, "As this comes down, I'm going to hit it | 0:11:23 | 0:11:25 | |
"right on the sweet spot, and it's going to fly off, | 0:11:25 | 0:11:28 | |
"hit the sun right in the middle." | 0:11:28 | 0:11:29 | |
And as it hits that sun you're going to celebrate for real, | 0:11:29 | 0:11:32 | |
like you've just scored the best goal of your life. | 0:11:32 | 0:11:35 | |
Are you ready? | 0:11:35 | 0:11:37 | |
Yeah. Yeah? OK. | 0:11:37 | 0:11:38 | |
You can feel the energy building in your body. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:41 | |
Your foot goes back as the ball's coming down. | 0:11:41 | 0:11:43 | |
You hit that sweet spot. It's flying off... | 0:11:43 | 0:11:45 | |
YES...! | 0:11:45 | 0:11:47 | |
Come on, celebrate like you mean it! | 0:11:47 | 0:11:49 | |
Celebrate like you mean it, Gaz. Let me hear it... | 0:11:49 | 0:11:51 | |
YEAH, I DID IT! | 0:11:51 | 0:11:53 | |
Yes! | 0:11:53 | 0:11:54 | |
Are you ready? Yeah. | 0:11:54 | 0:11:56 | |
Tell me you're ready. I'm ready. | 0:11:56 | 0:11:58 | |
Let me hear you shout. What noise would you make if you were ready for | 0:11:58 | 0:12:01 | |
absolute energy, absolute performance? | 0:12:01 | 0:12:03 | |
What noise would you make, Gaz? Come on! | 0:12:03 | 0:12:05 | |
Fucking ready! | 0:12:05 | 0:12:07 | |
Yes, come on. And again, three, two, one... | 0:12:07 | 0:12:09 | |
I'm ready! Three, two, one... | 0:12:09 | 0:12:11 | |
I'M READY! | 0:12:11 | 0:12:12 | |
There we go. Good, good. | 0:12:12 | 0:12:14 | |
Well done. You finished on a high. | 0:12:15 | 0:12:17 | |
Thank you very much. Cheers. All right. No problem. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:20 | |
I feel better. I feel a little bit more relieved. | 0:12:20 | 0:12:23 | |
I feel like I can, you know, | 0:12:23 | 0:12:25 | |
concentrate on the good instead of the bad, and | 0:12:25 | 0:12:29 | |
you know, I'm going to have to put these into practice, | 0:12:29 | 0:12:31 | |
now, leading up to the games. | 0:12:31 | 0:12:32 | |
Throughout March, Salford battle to keep their hopes | 0:12:36 | 0:12:39 | |
of winning the league alive. | 0:12:39 | 0:12:41 | |
Do things right! | 0:12:41 | 0:12:42 | |
To stand any chance of automatic promotion, | 0:12:42 | 0:12:44 | |
they can't afford to lose any more games. | 0:12:44 | 0:12:46 | |
Fuck off, John. Do things... | 0:12:46 | 0:12:48 | |
fucking immediately! | 0:12:48 | 0:12:50 | |
Or fuck off. | 0:12:50 | 0:12:51 | |
But when they face rivals Darlington a second time, they're beaten 3-2. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:57 | |
You don't listen to me, you don't listen to him, | 0:12:57 | 0:12:59 | |
so what is the fucking point? | 0:12:59 | 0:13:01 | |
And, two weeks later, when they play mid-table Skelmersdale, | 0:13:01 | 0:13:04 | |
they're hammered 3-1. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:06 | |
Too fucking easy | 0:13:06 | 0:13:07 | |
to be broke down at the minute, us. | 0:13:07 | 0:13:09 | |
Salford's hopes of coming top of the league are all but over. | 0:13:09 | 0:13:11 | |
Bernard and Jonno won't be none too pleased with this result. | 0:13:11 | 0:13:14 | |
BLEEP! | 0:13:14 | 0:13:16 | |
Need a bit of, erm, inspiration from the bench. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:19 | |
Do you know when we'll fucking start to reach our potential? | 0:13:23 | 0:13:26 | |
When people take responsibility. | 0:13:26 | 0:13:28 | |
Now Salford's only chance of promotion is to make the play-offs. | 0:13:28 | 0:13:32 | |
Fuck off. Fuck off. | 0:13:32 | 0:13:34 | |
That means staying up in the top five in the league. | 0:13:34 | 0:13:36 | |
They're getting their arse kicked, by the looks of it, now. | 0:13:38 | 0:13:41 | |
If they succeed, they'll play two knockout matches | 0:13:41 | 0:13:43 | |
at the end of the season. | 0:13:43 | 0:13:44 | |
To get promoted, they'll have to win both games. | 0:13:44 | 0:13:46 | |
To get promoted, they'll have to win both games. | 0:13:47 | 0:13:47 | |
What the fuck are you doing? | 0:13:47 | 0:13:49 | |
Right, I can put up with a lot of shit, not that - | 0:13:49 | 0:13:52 | |
that is fucking under-5s' shit. | 0:13:52 | 0:13:54 | |
We can't put the ball in the net. | 0:13:58 | 0:13:59 | |
They've changed their focus from winning individual games to looking | 0:14:01 | 0:14:04 | |
at the bigger prize, and when you're set on the FA Cup you don't look at the FA Cup final, | 0:14:04 | 0:14:08 | |
you look at each game as its own cup final, and that's what we've got to get back to doing in the league. | 0:14:08 | 0:14:12 | |
29-year-old factory worker and defender Steve Howson | 0:14:15 | 0:14:18 | |
was part of the squad that won Salford promotion last year. | 0:14:18 | 0:14:22 | |
Unfortunately, I think winning the league | 0:14:22 | 0:14:24 | |
is possibly out of touch, out of sight. | 0:14:24 | 0:14:28 | |
So we've got to really, you know, | 0:14:28 | 0:14:30 | |
concentrate on getting a good run together | 0:14:30 | 0:14:32 | |
and getting in the play-offs. We've got a hell of a lot to do. | 0:14:32 | 0:14:35 | |
It's going to be tough - there's some good sides in there. | 0:14:35 | 0:14:38 | |
They don't want us to get in the play-offs, so everyone... | 0:14:38 | 0:14:41 | |
everyone wants us to fail. | 0:14:41 | 0:14:42 | |
If I don't go to football, I actually look... | 0:14:42 | 0:14:45 | |
I follow it on Twitter, and I think, | 0:14:45 | 0:14:47 | |
"Oh, crap - they're losing. | 0:14:47 | 0:14:49 | |
"That's my night ruined." | 0:14:49 | 0:14:50 | |
I'm either going to stay out, or I'll go home and just be like... | 0:14:51 | 0:14:54 | |
sit quietly and let him watch whatever he wants on TV | 0:14:54 | 0:14:58 | |
and don't speak to him. | 0:14:58 | 0:15:00 | |
I base my life around football. | 0:15:00 | 0:15:02 | |
But, as you get towards the end of the season, | 0:15:02 | 0:15:04 | |
when you've got something to play for... | 0:15:04 | 0:15:06 | |
You should always have something to play for. Yeah, | 0:15:06 | 0:15:08 | |
but when you get... Cos then you wouldn't have to panic | 0:15:08 | 0:15:11 | |
at the end of the season. All right. | 0:15:11 | 0:15:12 | |
As Salford struggle in the league, Gary Neville's other team, Valencia, | 0:15:17 | 0:15:21 | |
is also in trouble. | 0:15:21 | 0:15:22 | |
His first four months as their new manager haven't gone well. | 0:15:23 | 0:15:27 | |
This club has had 15 managers in 13 years. | 0:15:27 | 0:15:29 | |
It's...it's known for being the toughest club. | 0:15:29 | 0:15:33 | |
The people, the passion of the fans, is either here... | 0:15:33 | 0:15:36 | |
or way down there. | 0:15:36 | 0:15:37 | |
And it's just known for being a hostile environment to manage. | 0:15:38 | 0:15:42 | |
A 7-0 defeat to Barcelona has marked a low point in the season. | 0:15:44 | 0:15:49 | |
TRANSLATION: | 0:15:49 | 0:15:53 | |
I've never seen fans, football fans, as angry, as... | 0:16:02 | 0:16:06 | |
Yeah, angry is the right word - as that. | 0:16:08 | 0:16:11 | |
You know, in England, we think we have passionate football fans, | 0:16:11 | 0:16:14 | |
and we do...but I've never seen fans like that at the end of a game. | 0:16:14 | 0:16:16 | |
We got back from Barcelona after being beat 7-0 - | 0:16:20 | 0:16:22 | |
the fans were waiting at the airport, the fans were waiting | 0:16:22 | 0:16:25 | |
at the training ground, they were all... | 0:16:25 | 0:16:27 | |
They wanted the manager out, they wanted Gary to be sacked. | 0:16:27 | 0:16:29 | |
They were having a go at the players. | 0:16:29 | 0:16:32 | |
We couldn't get our cars out of the training ground. | 0:16:32 | 0:16:35 | |
It's worse when it's your brother that they're asking to be sacked. | 0:16:35 | 0:16:39 | |
I don't want to go home - I love it out here. | 0:16:39 | 0:16:41 | |
I like the challenge of working with players in this country, | 0:16:41 | 0:16:44 | |
and I'm looking forward to the last couple of months of the season, | 0:16:44 | 0:16:47 | |
even though every game feels like a major battle and fight, | 0:16:47 | 0:16:50 | |
and you're not sure what's going to happen next. | 0:16:50 | 0:16:53 | |
It's Thursday night - Bernard's out training. | 0:17:03 | 0:17:05 | |
CHAMPAGNE CORK POPS WOMEN SCREAM | 0:17:05 | 0:17:08 | |
Jemma's got the girls over to plan her hen-do. | 0:17:08 | 0:17:10 | |
When she met Bernard, she were obsessed with him, weren't she? | 0:17:10 | 0:17:13 | |
I don't know. And he weren't really that interested. | 0:17:13 | 0:17:16 | |
He just used to, like, snog her and stuff, and then... And she'd | 0:17:16 | 0:17:19 | |
be like, "Bernard, Bernard...!" | 0:17:19 | 0:17:21 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:17:21 | 0:17:22 | |
I remember her saying she'd met this guy called Bernard, | 0:17:24 | 0:17:27 | |
and I'm like, "Bernard? How old is he?!" | 0:17:27 | 0:17:29 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:17:29 | 0:17:32 | |
"He's only...he's only young, he's only two year..." | 0:17:32 | 0:17:34 | |
I think he's two year older, isn't he? Yeah. "Two year older than me." | 0:17:34 | 0:17:37 | |
I'm like, "Oh, right - just sounds dead old!" | 0:17:37 | 0:17:39 | |
How are you feeling about your hen-do? Do you know what? | 0:17:41 | 0:17:44 | |
I don't know, as long as they don't pin me on the floor, | 0:17:44 | 0:17:46 | |
like an experience I've had before, | 0:17:46 | 0:17:48 | |
I'll kick off. I know. What about a fat roly-poly stripper? | 0:17:48 | 0:17:51 | |
Would you like one of them? | 0:17:51 | 0:17:53 | |
I want someone decent, but not to hump me from behind. | 0:17:53 | 0:17:55 | |
You know, when they thrust you from behind, and...? When they what, Jem? | 0:17:55 | 0:17:59 | |
Thrust you! I've...I've...I hate it. | 0:17:59 | 0:18:00 | |
We've got the wedding coming up. | 0:18:02 | 0:18:04 | |
Will it ruin my day? I don't know. | 0:18:04 | 0:18:05 | |
I just hope, for me, they might be able to switch off, | 0:18:07 | 0:18:09 | |
but no matter how many times I say, | 0:18:09 | 0:18:11 | |
"Oh, I'm dead proud of you, bla-de-bla-de-blah", | 0:18:11 | 0:18:13 | |
it don't matter - they still want to be promoted. | 0:18:13 | 0:18:16 | |
I'd love if they won promotion - love, love, love. | 0:18:16 | 0:18:19 | |
And it would be the icing on the cake for the wedding - | 0:18:19 | 0:18:22 | |
it would just make the wedding even better. | 0:18:22 | 0:18:24 | |
So, yeah. So, fingers crossed it all goes to plan! | 0:18:24 | 0:18:26 | |
We're just going to meet the managers. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:38 | |
We've had a few bad results, | 0:18:39 | 0:18:41 | |
but you're not going to go all season without losing, so, | 0:18:41 | 0:18:44 | |
we're going to lose some now and then. But... | 0:18:44 | 0:18:47 | |
there's always play-offs. | 0:18:47 | 0:18:48 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:18:48 | 0:18:50 | |
Yeah - go down to the wire. | 0:18:50 | 0:18:51 | |
This is when it's testing, isn't it? | 0:18:56 | 0:18:57 | |
This is when you need to be strong managers, cos it's the first real bad spell you've had. | 0:18:57 | 0:19:01 | |
And I think the Darlington loss probably hit everyone harder than we | 0:19:01 | 0:19:04 | |
think. It hit us a lot harder, and I'm sure it hit the players harder. | 0:19:04 | 0:19:07 | |
It's probably lack of confidence as well. | 0:19:07 | 0:19:10 | |
There's a lot wrong, isn't there, if we're being honest? | 0:19:10 | 0:19:12 | |
Now we're out of the FA Cup, and the shit's hit the fan a little bit, | 0:19:12 | 0:19:15 | |
one or two dodgy results, the lads have gone, "Don't fancy working any more." | 0:19:15 | 0:19:18 | |
That's what it is, Karen. But you just nee... We need to get it back with them, though, don't we? | 0:19:18 | 0:19:22 | |
We don't have to win the league, we just need to get in the play-offs. | 0:19:22 | 0:19:25 | |
The mentality at the minute isn't what it should be. | 0:19:25 | 0:19:28 | |
To be fair...we've had a great season, up to now. | 0:19:28 | 0:19:31 | |
We now just need to plan what's the best way, | 0:19:31 | 0:19:33 | |
now, to get in the play-offs. That's what we need to do. | 0:19:33 | 0:19:36 | |
This isn't us putting blame on anybody - that's our team that we're picking, | 0:19:36 | 0:19:40 | |
that we put in the changing room. It's on me and him, nobody else. | 0:19:40 | 0:19:42 | |
But...what's changed in three or four weeks? | 0:19:42 | 0:19:45 | |
Cos we haven't. | 0:19:45 | 0:19:46 | |
Nobody knows what's going wrong - it's just gone wrong. | 0:19:46 | 0:19:49 | |
There's summat creeped in, there's summat creeped in... | 0:19:49 | 0:19:51 | |
So... And the reason everything changed last season | 0:19:55 | 0:19:58 | |
was because you made a big change. Yeah. That change was us. | 0:19:58 | 0:20:01 | |
Yeah - I'm not looking to do that again. | 0:20:01 | 0:20:03 | |
And then we made a change by getting rid of 12 players. | 0:20:03 | 0:20:06 | |
What I'm saying is there was knock-on effects with stuff. | 0:20:06 | 0:20:08 | |
Get your players back Tuesday, and... | 0:20:08 | 0:20:11 | |
..we could be having a totally different conversation in a week. | 0:20:12 | 0:20:15 | |
Mid-March. | 0:20:17 | 0:20:19 | |
With the end of the season just six weeks away, | 0:20:19 | 0:20:22 | |
Jonno and Bernard make a bold move. | 0:20:22 | 0:20:24 | |
They decide to take a new, softer approach. | 0:20:25 | 0:20:28 | |
You know what it was like when we first come here, how me and Bernard were, and you all bought into what | 0:20:28 | 0:20:33 | |
we were about. But the last few weeks, it seems to have disappeared. But let's have it right - | 0:20:33 | 0:20:37 | |
from this minute, now, to the end of the season, we approach it exactly the same as we did last year. | 0:20:37 | 0:20:41 | |
We're relentless, we take one game at a time, | 0:20:41 | 0:20:43 | |
and anything that's in front of us, we knock it down. | 0:20:43 | 0:20:45 | |
Do you understand what I'm saying? | 0:20:45 | 0:20:47 | |
ALL: Yeah. Good lads. Let's go. Come on, boys. Come on, boys. | 0:20:47 | 0:20:50 | |
Howson, come on! | 0:20:50 | 0:20:51 | |
It's a last-ditch attempt to get the team back on top form. | 0:20:51 | 0:20:54 | |
Let's go! No fear, no fear... | 0:20:57 | 0:20:59 | |
Hold it there, cross the leg over. | 0:20:59 | 0:21:01 | |
There you go! | 0:21:07 | 0:21:09 | |
Losing side does a forfeit - | 0:21:09 | 0:21:11 | |
got to get their arses out. | 0:21:11 | 0:21:13 | |
Everyone belts a ball at it. | 0:21:13 | 0:21:15 | |
PLAYERS LAUGH AND YELP | 0:21:16 | 0:21:18 | |
Shithouses! | 0:21:18 | 0:21:19 | |
So, have they actually had you in and spoke to you about next season? | 0:21:26 | 0:21:30 | |
No. I'm having a bit of a nightmare at the minute, cos I thought that when I... | 0:21:30 | 0:21:33 | |
..came back from injury, I'd be playing every single week. | 0:21:34 | 0:21:37 | |
But then we got dropped. | 0:21:37 | 0:21:38 | |
It's...oh, it's really... pissing me off, really. | 0:21:38 | 0:21:42 | |
I'm not enjoying football at the minute. | 0:21:42 | 0:21:44 | |
I do worry about you, because... | 0:21:44 | 0:21:46 | |
you don't say stuff, you don't talk, do you? | 0:21:46 | 0:21:49 | |
Even if something were worrying you, things weren't going right, | 0:21:49 | 0:21:53 | |
you don't come and talk. | 0:21:53 | 0:21:54 | |
I'm the man of the family, aren't I? | 0:21:54 | 0:21:56 | |
I'm... I can't come to you with my problems. | 0:21:56 | 0:22:00 | |
I can't come to Melissa with my problems, because I'm... | 0:22:00 | 0:22:02 | |
I'm supposed to be the one who you guys... | 0:22:02 | 0:22:05 | |
come to. Well, no, because I'm... | 0:22:05 | 0:22:07 | |
And that's kind of... ..I'm your mum! | 0:22:07 | 0:22:09 | |
Yeah, but I'm 35-year-old. And that's life, innit? | 0:22:09 | 0:22:11 | |
If you need anything, just come here. | 0:22:11 | 0:22:14 | |
I know. | 0:22:14 | 0:22:15 | |
I know - there's always a bed in't attic, in't there, for me? | 0:22:15 | 0:22:19 | |
He might be obsessed with promotion, | 0:22:24 | 0:22:26 | |
but Bernard's wedding is approaching fast. | 0:22:26 | 0:22:30 | |
Hello! You all right? Hello, Bernard. | 0:22:30 | 0:22:32 | |
Helena. How are you? All right? Not bad. | 0:22:32 | 0:22:35 | |
So he's decided to take a break from football | 0:22:35 | 0:22:37 | |
to plan a surprise for his bride. | 0:22:37 | 0:22:40 | |
My first dance is summat I don't want to do, it's... | 0:22:40 | 0:22:43 | |
I'm not that type of person, but obviously I know I have to do it. | 0:22:43 | 0:22:46 | |
But I think it would be good if it was interrupted by summat I'd worked | 0:22:46 | 0:22:50 | |
on, in terms of dancing, with the four lads. | 0:22:50 | 0:22:52 | |
Oh, cool. So, my plan, if you can work it, | 0:22:52 | 0:22:54 | |
is obviously to pick the first dance - obviously, Jemma will do that, | 0:22:54 | 0:22:58 | |
make the effort to, obviously, dance with her for at least... | 0:22:58 | 0:23:01 | |
maybe half a song... | 0:23:01 | 0:23:03 | |
Yeah. ..and then obviously... | 0:23:03 | 0:23:04 | |
..it stopping and coming to a five-man dance where... Yeah. ..she doesn't know anything about it. | 0:23:05 | 0:23:09 | |
Cool - that sounds good. | 0:23:09 | 0:23:10 | |
But the only thing is that, you know, I'm not... | 0:23:10 | 0:23:13 | |
Well, I can't dance. | 0:23:13 | 0:23:15 | |
I'll do everything I can. | 0:23:15 | 0:23:16 | |
Yeah. | 0:23:16 | 0:23:17 | |
And then we'll see what happens. | 0:23:17 | 0:23:19 | |
Two days later, Bernard and his best mates arrive | 0:23:24 | 0:23:27 | |
for their first secret dance class. | 0:23:27 | 0:23:29 | |
Helena. Nice to meet you. | 0:23:29 | 0:23:31 | |
Sean. Hey, Helena, all right? | 0:23:31 | 0:23:32 | |
Bernard. Jonno. | 0:23:32 | 0:23:34 | |
Jonno. Sharpy. | 0:23:34 | 0:23:36 | |
Sharpy. Mark - hiya. | 0:23:36 | 0:23:37 | |
Mark. | 0:23:37 | 0:23:39 | |
You all right, guys? Yeah. | 0:23:39 | 0:23:40 | |
Are you ready? Ready. | 0:23:40 | 0:23:42 | |
So, the songs we're going to do is, The Way You Make Me Feel, | 0:23:42 | 0:23:46 | |
Crazy In Love, Everybody... | 0:23:46 | 0:23:48 | |
REM, is that the REM? | 0:23:48 | 0:23:50 | |
REM? You don't dance to REM! | 0:23:50 | 0:23:52 | |
The first song is... | 0:23:54 | 0:23:56 | |
Michael Jackson. | 0:23:56 | 0:23:57 | |
We'll just try it with the music and I'll just shout out your counts, | 0:23:57 | 0:24:00 | |
and point who goes where. | 0:24:00 | 0:24:02 | |
MUSIC: The Way You Make Me Feel by Michael Jackson | 0:24:02 | 0:24:04 | |
And click, click... | 0:24:04 | 0:24:06 | |
Into place, into your line. | 0:24:06 | 0:24:08 | |
Five, six, seven, eight... | 0:24:10 | 0:24:12 | |
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight... | 0:24:12 | 0:24:17 | |
Nod, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight... | 0:24:17 | 0:24:21 | |
It were quite difficult, today, to be honest with you. | 0:24:21 | 0:24:23 | |
Erm, obviously, it's easy for Helena to... | 0:24:23 | 0:24:26 | |
cos, obviously, she knows - she's a professional dancer, but... | 0:24:26 | 0:24:29 | |
I think we worked hard and we put the effort in, | 0:24:29 | 0:24:31 | |
and just hopefully it'll all come together. | 0:24:31 | 0:24:33 | |
(Christ!) | 0:24:35 | 0:24:37 | |
Swap places! | 0:24:37 | 0:24:38 | |
Oh, shit! | 0:24:38 | 0:24:39 | |
It's one of them things - if you're going to interrupt a wedding with a dance, it's got to be right. | 0:24:42 | 0:24:46 | |
Cos if it goes tits up... | 0:24:46 | 0:24:48 | |
we're going to be a laughing stock, aren't we? | 0:24:48 | 0:24:50 | |
I think they've got a little bit of talent. | 0:24:51 | 0:24:54 | |
But the passion's there. | 0:24:54 | 0:24:55 | |
And I want to get it in their bodies, | 0:24:55 | 0:24:57 | |
so that when they've had a few pints... | 0:24:57 | 0:24:59 | |
that they don't, like, go, "What is it?" | 0:24:59 | 0:25:02 | |
With just nine matches till the end of the season, | 0:25:06 | 0:25:09 | |
Salford can't afford to lose any games if they're to stay | 0:25:09 | 0:25:12 | |
in the league's top five. | 0:25:12 | 0:25:14 | |
The managers are continuing with their softly-softly approach. | 0:25:14 | 0:25:19 | |
Go back to basics, work hard, enjoy it. | 0:25:19 | 0:25:21 | |
If we lose...yeah, we lose. | 0:25:21 | 0:25:24 | |
But let's not have excuses for why we lose. | 0:25:24 | 0:25:26 | |
Let's come in the changing room, say, "Listen, boys - | 0:25:26 | 0:25:28 | |
"Gaz, you've run through a brick wall for us today, | 0:25:28 | 0:25:30 | |
"can't fucking pick fault in anyone's performance, | 0:25:30 | 0:25:32 | |
"we got beat by the better side". | 0:25:32 | 0:25:34 | |
Nine games to go - we do things right. | 0:25:34 | 0:25:36 | |
Danny! | 0:25:36 | 0:25:37 | |
Salford are playing in white. | 0:25:41 | 0:25:43 | |
We've hit the post twice. | 0:25:48 | 0:25:49 | |
We've had a goal disallowed for offside. | 0:25:49 | 0:25:51 | |
We need to score a goal now. | 0:25:51 | 0:25:52 | |
Get away, get away! | 0:25:55 | 0:25:56 | |
Go on, Richie! | 0:26:07 | 0:26:09 | |
CHEERING | 0:26:09 | 0:26:10 | |
Everybody stick to what we've got to do, yeah? Eight to go, yeah? | 0:26:14 | 0:26:17 | |
Well done, boys. | 0:26:17 | 0:26:18 | |
The end of March is busy with games, and the team rise to the challenge. | 0:26:19 | 0:26:24 | |
The managers' new approach might just pay off. | 0:26:28 | 0:26:31 | |
Well done. Howson, good lad. Proper leader there, at the end. | 0:26:31 | 0:26:34 | |
But five matches still lie between Salford and the play-offs. | 0:26:35 | 0:26:39 | |
The pitch will suit us, by the way. | 0:26:39 | 0:26:41 | |
Get it smashed into them, look after your touch. | 0:26:41 | 0:26:44 | |
We've got a lot on our tail. | 0:26:44 | 0:26:45 | |
So we need to get more points, | 0:26:46 | 0:26:47 | |
obviously, so we can guarantee ourselves a play-off spot. | 0:26:47 | 0:26:50 | |
Come on, Pooley! | 0:26:50 | 0:26:52 | |
SHE SCREAMS | 0:26:52 | 0:26:53 | |
Come on, lads, come on! Come on, John. | 0:26:55 | 0:26:58 | |
CHEERING | 0:26:58 | 0:27:00 | |
We're happy. | 0:27:03 | 0:27:04 | |
RADIO: 'BBC 5 Live. | 0:27:10 | 0:27:12 | |
'In the past few minutes, Valencia have sacked Gary Neville | 0:27:12 | 0:27:15 | |
'as their first team coach. | 0:27:15 | 0:27:16 | |
'He really struggled in his first managerial job, | 0:27:16 | 0:27:19 | |
'just three league games he won in three months in charge. | 0:27:19 | 0:27:22 | |
'He's just released a statement, Gary Neville. | 0:27:22 | 0:27:25 | |
'He says, "I would like to thank Valencia football club, | 0:27:25 | 0:27:27 | |
'"the fans, staff..."' | 0:27:27 | 0:27:29 | |
Oh, my God - been well busy. | 0:27:33 | 0:27:34 | |
Cheers, babes. It's all right. | 0:27:34 | 0:27:37 | |
Ooh, he's been sacked hasn't he? | 0:27:37 | 0:27:39 | |
I know, yeah. | 0:27:39 | 0:27:40 | |
I suppose...I think he went in too deep, didn't he? | 0:27:40 | 0:27:42 | |
Going to such a big club. | 0:27:42 | 0:27:43 | |
I like the fact that he did it. | 0:27:43 | 0:27:45 | |
I like the fact that he challenged himself. | 0:27:45 | 0:27:47 | |
He could have quite easily gone to Man United | 0:27:47 | 0:27:50 | |
or gone to an English club, | 0:27:50 | 0:27:51 | |
but he hasn't - he's gone abroad. | 0:27:51 | 0:27:54 | |
He's got himself out of his comfort zone, | 0:27:54 | 0:27:56 | |
and that's what you need to do, isn't it, to be a better person? | 0:27:56 | 0:27:59 | |
And he was going into an already failing team. | 0:27:59 | 0:28:02 | |
What's it say in the papers? | 0:28:02 | 0:28:03 | |
It says here, it says "Neville left Valencia as the worst British manager in LA..." | 0:28:03 | 0:28:08 | |
La Liga... "..in La Liga history." | 0:28:08 | 0:28:10 | |
Good football knowledge there, Gaz! | 0:28:10 | 0:28:12 | |
LA history? What was I thinking of, there? | 0:28:12 | 0:28:14 | |
Even I knew it was La Liga! | 0:28:14 | 0:28:16 | |
Yeah. I need to get back to work. | 0:28:16 | 0:28:18 | |
Right, OK. Cheers for the coffee. | 0:28:18 | 0:28:19 | |
That's my dream move to Valencia over. | 0:28:20 | 0:28:23 | |
Brilliant! | 0:28:24 | 0:28:26 | |
Are you nervous? Nervous about the morning, | 0:28:33 | 0:28:35 | |
getting ready and all that stuff. Oh, no - that's funny, that. | 0:28:35 | 0:28:38 | |
Jemma's planned her wedding | 0:28:38 | 0:28:39 | |
for two weeks after the football season ends. | 0:28:39 | 0:28:42 | |
With six weeks to go, she's getting her hair ready for the big day. | 0:28:42 | 0:28:45 | |
I would have liked him in a kilt, but he won't. | 0:28:45 | 0:28:48 | |
Oh, that would've been fab, wouldn't it? | 0:28:48 | 0:28:50 | |
I know. He's got lovely legs, as well. | 0:28:50 | 0:28:52 | |
Because he doesn't like being the centre of attention? | 0:28:52 | 0:28:54 | |
He said it's bad enough his name's Bernard. | 0:28:54 | 0:28:56 | |
So...he won't wear a kilt. | 0:28:58 | 0:29:00 | |
Right. | 0:29:00 | 0:29:01 | |
Bern proposed on the Valentine's Day of 2010. | 0:29:02 | 0:29:07 | |
We planned to get married in 2012, so it was two years after, | 0:29:07 | 0:29:11 | |
and then Halle came along, | 0:29:11 | 0:29:14 | |
so I wasn't mentally ready for it, to get married. | 0:29:14 | 0:29:18 | |
So I kind of, like, postponed it. | 0:29:18 | 0:29:20 | |
It wasn't that I wasn't happy with myself - I was just in a bad place, after I had Halle. | 0:29:25 | 0:29:30 | |
I just went into a really bad place, and I had really bad anxiety. | 0:29:30 | 0:29:34 | |
I used to get really panicky, thinking, "Where are my kids?" | 0:29:34 | 0:29:37 | |
I was on... I had counselling, I had medication for two years. | 0:29:40 | 0:29:44 | |
It was awful, awful. | 0:29:44 | 0:29:46 | |
I can't even remember how... | 0:29:48 | 0:29:51 | |
I can't remember how I fed my kids. | 0:29:52 | 0:29:54 | |
I can't remember that. It's just a total...total blur. | 0:29:54 | 0:29:59 | |
You're not... You can't do that. | 0:29:59 | 0:30:02 | |
I just never really spoke about it. You've not, have you? | 0:30:02 | 0:30:05 | |
Don't, you'll have me starting. | 0:30:06 | 0:30:08 | |
It's done now, anyway. That's gone, that part of your life. | 0:30:11 | 0:30:15 | |
Sorry. | 0:30:19 | 0:30:21 | |
You didn't expect it to come, did you? | 0:30:21 | 0:30:23 | |
I could have either have just carried on the way I was, | 0:30:23 | 0:30:26 | |
just been fat and ate crap, or... | 0:30:26 | 0:30:29 | |
and look back at pictures and think, "Why didn't I do anything about it?" | 0:30:29 | 0:30:33 | |
So I thought, "I need to do something about it." | 0:30:33 | 0:30:35 | |
So I went running. | 0:30:37 | 0:30:39 | |
I'm healthy, happy. | 0:30:39 | 0:30:41 | |
Four years after I called the first one off, we're getting married. | 0:30:41 | 0:30:45 | |
Three weeks. Three weeks on Saturday. | 0:30:45 | 0:30:47 | |
Gary Neville is back in Salford. | 0:30:52 | 0:30:54 | |
There's not a lot I can do about it, is there, really? Erm... | 0:30:56 | 0:30:59 | |
I would have preferred to stay at Valencia till the end of the season. | 0:31:00 | 0:31:03 | |
That's what the plan was, but the reality of it is I'm not. | 0:31:03 | 0:31:06 | |
I'm back here. People say, "Are you happy to be back?" | 0:31:06 | 0:31:09 | |
I don't think you can say you're happy to be back, | 0:31:09 | 0:31:11 | |
but what I can say is that now I'm back, I'm happy here. | 0:31:11 | 0:31:13 | |
Gary's meeting up with co-owner Paul Scholes and club chairman Karen | 0:31:16 | 0:31:20 | |
to discuss which players to keep on for next season. | 0:31:20 | 0:31:23 | |
Richie, we've got a one-year option, so we'll take that on him. | 0:31:23 | 0:31:27 | |
Poole, we're going to try our best to keep. | 0:31:27 | 0:31:29 | |
We've got Jordan anyway, and Josh Hine next season. | 0:31:29 | 0:31:34 | |
Seddon leaving, I take it? | 0:31:34 | 0:31:36 | |
Yeah. Is he? | 0:31:36 | 0:31:37 | |
Why would we keep him? | 0:31:38 | 0:31:40 | |
Who's... When are we telling him that? | 0:31:40 | 0:31:42 | |
Does he know? After the end of the season. | 0:31:43 | 0:31:45 | |
His contract is up, isn't it? Yeah, yeah. | 0:31:45 | 0:31:47 | |
Has he asked yet, to the managers, whether they want him...? | 0:31:47 | 0:31:50 | |
No-one's been told yet. | 0:31:50 | 0:31:51 | |
Will he be expecting to stay, Gareth? | 0:31:51 | 0:31:53 | |
No, I wouldn't have thought so. | 0:31:53 | 0:31:55 | |
I can't imagine... Not even played. ..on what grounds. Not played him. | 0:31:55 | 0:31:58 | |
They've not played him. No. Oh. | 0:31:58 | 0:32:00 | |
I think they need to tell him in the right way and... | 0:32:04 | 0:32:06 | |
take him out for a meal and stuff. Oh, shut up! | 0:32:06 | 0:32:08 | |
He's been paid a lot of money to do fuck all, all season. | 0:32:10 | 0:32:12 | |
He's had his bit. | 0:32:12 | 0:32:14 | |
I think Gaz likes Gareth. Yeah, I know. Who does? | 0:32:16 | 0:32:18 | |
Everyone knows it - he's his love child. | 0:32:18 | 0:32:20 | |
No, I like all the players... His love child! | 0:32:20 | 0:32:23 | |
I like all the players who've served us well in our first two years. | 0:32:23 | 0:32:27 | |
I don't understand why we're discussing him. I think he's gone, | 0:32:27 | 0:32:29 | |
and if you want to take him out for a meal that's fine. | 0:32:29 | 0:32:32 | |
OK, I'll take him out for a meal. Well done. Pay for his beer... | 0:32:32 | 0:32:34 | |
Scholesy, are you coming? No. | 0:32:34 | 0:32:36 | |
Very good. | 0:32:38 | 0:32:39 | |
We've got, like, five games left, I think. | 0:32:48 | 0:32:50 | |
I'm just going to work my nuts off and then... | 0:32:50 | 0:32:53 | |
..I just need to, like... | 0:32:54 | 0:32:56 | |
come on and get the winning goal in the final or something like that. | 0:32:56 | 0:32:59 | |
Something's going to happen. | 0:32:59 | 0:33:01 | |
I'm going to make sure that it does. | 0:33:01 | 0:33:03 | |
I just don't want to fizzle out. | 0:33:04 | 0:33:06 | |
No, you want to go out on a high. | 0:33:06 | 0:33:07 | |
After the year I had last season, | 0:33:07 | 0:33:10 | |
being the hero and everybody kind of basically loving me, to this year... | 0:33:10 | 0:33:16 | |
No-one...I don't even know if anyone remembers me round the club. | 0:33:16 | 0:33:19 | |
They think I'm like an ambassador, just walking round. | 0:33:19 | 0:33:21 | |
You're still my hero. I still love you! | 0:33:21 | 0:33:23 | |
I really want him to do well, cos I want him to finish on a high. | 0:33:25 | 0:33:28 | |
It could be his last season of football, and even if it's not, | 0:33:28 | 0:33:32 | |
the he still wants to do well at Salford, if he's leaving. | 0:33:32 | 0:33:35 | |
He will turn it round, cos he's so determined, | 0:33:35 | 0:33:38 | |
works hard at everything that he does and that's all he's done, | 0:33:38 | 0:33:41 | |
is work really hard. | 0:33:41 | 0:33:42 | |
And, hopefully, they'll see that and give him a chance. | 0:33:42 | 0:33:44 | |
How many have we got to play, six? Five. Five to go. | 0:33:47 | 0:33:50 | |
It's Saturday, early April. | 0:33:52 | 0:33:54 | |
The end of the season's in sight. | 0:33:56 | 0:33:58 | |
Another month and on Saturdays, | 0:33:58 | 0:34:00 | |
Tuesdays, Thursdays, it won't be football, it'll be drinking. | 0:34:00 | 0:34:03 | |
We get fat over the summer, me and Jonno. | 0:34:03 | 0:34:06 | |
Why do you have to drag me in on that? Cos you're fat! | 0:34:06 | 0:34:08 | |
Jonno, what are you going to do after the season then? | 0:34:08 | 0:34:11 | |
I'll show you what I'm going to do, | 0:34:11 | 0:34:13 | |
I'm going to go in all karaoke bars in Blackpool and sing this. | 0:34:13 | 0:34:16 | |
That's what I'm going to do. | 0:34:16 | 0:34:17 | |
Woo! | 0:34:19 | 0:34:20 | |
Tell me this isn't a fucking tune, Mikey baby! | 0:34:24 | 0:34:27 | |
MUSIC: Real Gone Kid by Deacon Blue | 0:34:27 | 0:34:30 | |
Salford have just five games left to earn a place in the play-offs. | 0:34:37 | 0:34:41 | |
Gareth Seddon is doing his best to get back to full fitness. | 0:34:41 | 0:34:45 | |
But he stays firmly on the bench. | 0:34:47 | 0:34:49 | |
If sides win their games we can still fall out if we don't take our points. | 0:34:56 | 0:34:59 | |
So if we haven't got energy today, and you think it's done, we will fall out the play-offs. | 0:34:59 | 0:35:04 | |
As long as we take some points from there, it's two games after this - | 0:35:12 | 0:35:15 | |
we should be in the top five. | 0:35:15 | 0:35:16 | |
If we win, we put these to bed. | 0:35:18 | 0:35:21 | |
So, go out, enjoy yourself. | 0:35:21 | 0:35:22 | |
Let's go and win the game. | 0:35:22 | 0:35:24 | |
The goals keep coming for Salford. | 0:35:32 | 0:35:34 | |
Good season. Going for a big fucking week now, don't we? | 0:35:35 | 0:35:38 | |
And a final win against Stourbridge seals the deal. | 0:35:38 | 0:35:41 | |
They end third in the league. | 0:35:41 | 0:35:43 | |
Salford's season all rests on two final knockout games. | 0:35:43 | 0:35:46 | |
Listen, the next time we're together is Tuesday night. | 0:35:46 | 0:35:49 | |
Nobody's out tonight. No-one's fucking going out and having beers or fuck all. All onto Tuesday. | 0:35:49 | 0:35:54 | |
Yeah? This is it. This is our week. Yeah? | 0:35:54 | 0:35:56 | |
Well done, boys. Well done. | 0:35:56 | 0:35:58 | |
The players, the manager, | 0:36:01 | 0:36:03 | |
the staff have done an absolutely fantastic job. To get to the second | 0:36:03 | 0:36:07 | |
round of the FA Cup and into the play-offs, | 0:36:07 | 0:36:09 | |
I'd have snapped your hand off at the start of the season. | 0:36:09 | 0:36:12 | |
I think that to have an opportunity to think that we've got two games | 0:36:12 | 0:36:15 | |
to have two successive promotions is a wonderful position to be in. | 0:36:15 | 0:36:18 | |
And I would always fancy us in one-off games. | 0:36:18 | 0:36:21 | |
The managers have had three successive promotions. | 0:36:23 | 0:36:25 | |
They'll be believing that they can do it. | 0:36:25 | 0:36:27 | |
MUSIC: Jump Around by House Of Pain | 0:36:27 | 0:36:33 | |
Now, are you ready? | 0:36:33 | 0:36:34 | |
So, it goes... | 0:36:34 | 0:36:35 | |
One, two, three, four... | 0:36:35 | 0:36:38 | |
The play-offs are in two days' time. | 0:36:38 | 0:36:41 | |
..six, seven, eight... | 0:36:41 | 0:36:42 | |
One, two and three, four, | 0:36:46 | 0:36:48 | |
five, six, seven and again. | 0:36:48 | 0:36:50 | |
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. | 0:36:50 | 0:36:55 | |
Going to have to cancel this. | 0:36:55 | 0:36:56 | |
Was it the turn? Yeah, the turn. | 0:36:56 | 0:36:58 | |
Going to have to cancel. | 0:36:58 | 0:37:00 | |
I can't dance! | 0:37:00 | 0:37:01 | |
Tuesday, 26th of April. | 0:37:07 | 0:37:09 | |
Salford face Ashton United in the first of their two crunch games. | 0:37:10 | 0:37:15 | |
Freezing. | 0:37:15 | 0:37:17 | |
I landed, get off the plane today. | 0:37:17 | 0:37:19 | |
He's scratched his car. | 0:37:19 | 0:37:20 | |
I couldn't believe how cold it was. It'd snowed! | 0:37:22 | 0:37:24 | |
Phil Neville has flown in from Spain to watch. | 0:37:24 | 0:37:26 | |
Co-owner Paul Scholes is giving him a lift to the match. | 0:37:26 | 0:37:30 | |
Everyone's coming tonight. First time ever. | 0:37:30 | 0:37:32 | |
Should win. Should win, shouldn't we? Beat them 3-0, | 0:37:33 | 0:37:36 | |
what was it, two or three weeks ago? | 0:37:36 | 0:37:37 | |
I think we're going into it in a good run of form. | 0:37:37 | 0:37:40 | |
I'm quite excited. | 0:37:40 | 0:37:41 | |
You can't park like that. We've got to park that way. | 0:37:44 | 0:37:47 | |
No, you can't park like that. | 0:37:47 | 0:37:48 | |
Why? He's never been good at looking over his shoulder, | 0:37:48 | 0:37:51 | |
do you know what I mean? He never had good vision... | 0:37:51 | 0:37:54 | |
His pride and joy! | 0:37:54 | 0:37:55 | |
Boys, we talked about not getting complacent all season, | 0:37:58 | 0:38:01 | |
so I'm not going to change my team talk because | 0:38:01 | 0:38:03 | |
it's the semifinal of the play-offs. | 0:38:03 | 0:38:05 | |
It's just another game, except there's a lot more at stake today. | 0:38:05 | 0:38:08 | |
And if you boys turn up and do what you do, | 0:38:08 | 0:38:10 | |
I ain't got no problem with yous winning. It's as simple as that. | 0:38:10 | 0:38:12 | |
Come on, boys! Come on, boys! | 0:38:12 | 0:38:14 | |
Hopefully, we can either be 1-1 and they need me to come on and score, | 0:38:15 | 0:38:19 | |
or it's...we're 2, 3-0 up and then I can come on. | 0:38:19 | 0:38:22 | |
Either way, I just want to come on, cos it's a massive week for us. | 0:38:22 | 0:38:26 | |
It's a massive week for me. | 0:38:26 | 0:38:28 | |
It's the last week of my career. | 0:38:28 | 0:38:30 | |
The last week of my life! | 0:38:30 | 0:38:31 | |
You got your Salford shirt on? Yeah. Hey, smarten yourself up. | 0:38:31 | 0:38:35 | |
I will. Or else them girls over there won't come and kiss you. | 0:38:35 | 0:38:38 | |
Don't worry. What do you mean? I'm not worried! | 0:38:38 | 0:38:40 | |
Winner takes all. So... | 0:38:48 | 0:38:50 | |
..we've started nervous. Understandably. | 0:38:51 | 0:38:54 | |
CROWD: Salford! | 0:38:56 | 0:38:57 | |
This is going to be tough. To get through this tonight, | 0:38:58 | 0:39:00 | |
I think it will be a major fight. You can see it already. | 0:39:00 | 0:39:03 | |
Salford are in red. | 0:39:03 | 0:39:04 | |
From the start, Ashton have them on the run. | 0:39:04 | 0:39:07 | |
Stupid! | 0:39:07 | 0:39:08 | |
But 25 minutes in, Salford break down the right wing. | 0:39:12 | 0:39:16 | |
Go on! | 0:39:16 | 0:39:18 | |
Go on... | 0:39:18 | 0:39:19 | |
Yes! | 0:39:19 | 0:39:20 | |
I don't feel comfortable. I don't know why. | 0:39:24 | 0:39:26 | |
We're 1-0 up, but it's a scrappy game. | 0:39:26 | 0:39:28 | |
In the second half, Ashton United strike back... | 0:39:28 | 0:39:31 | |
..to equalise in the 69th minute. | 0:39:35 | 0:39:37 | |
Long night, lads. | 0:39:40 | 0:39:42 | |
It's 1-1 after 90 tough minutes, but there has to be a winner. | 0:39:42 | 0:39:45 | |
The teams and fans face 30 minutes more. | 0:39:45 | 0:39:48 | |
Listen to me, here. We've been here and played extra time before. | 0:39:48 | 0:39:52 | |
We'll get chances, here. | 0:39:52 | 0:39:54 | |
We'll get chances, but you've got to stay switched on. | 0:39:54 | 0:39:56 | |
All right? Do the right things. | 0:39:56 | 0:39:58 | |
Touch, deliver. Come on, boys, eh? | 0:39:58 | 0:39:59 | |
Come on! | 0:39:59 | 0:40:01 | |
With the game in the balance, the managers play Gareth Seddon. | 0:40:01 | 0:40:06 | |
He's taking Seddon on. | 0:40:06 | 0:40:08 | |
You ready? Sed, stay central, mate, yeah? | 0:40:10 | 0:40:12 | |
You stay central - get them to run after you, yeah? | 0:40:12 | 0:40:15 | |
Seconds after coming on, | 0:40:30 | 0:40:32 | |
Seddon gets his first touch of the ball and shoots. | 0:40:32 | 0:40:36 | |
CHEERING | 0:40:36 | 0:40:38 | |
Get in! | 0:40:42 | 0:40:44 | |
Seddon, | 0:40:56 | 0:40:57 | |
the hero. | 0:40:57 | 0:40:59 | |
The cheese selling, modelling hero. | 0:41:03 | 0:41:05 | |
CHEERING | 0:41:05 | 0:41:07 | |
Salford secure the win. | 0:41:07 | 0:41:09 | |
Look on the pitch! Bernard's on the pitch. | 0:41:09 | 0:41:11 | |
Bernard and John are on the pitch. | 0:41:11 | 0:41:13 | |
There's only one game left between them and promotion. | 0:41:13 | 0:41:17 | |
Tap in. Told you! | 0:41:17 | 0:41:19 | |
Can't believe people are surprised. | 0:41:19 | 0:41:21 | |
MUSIC: The Way You Make Me Feel by Michael Jackson | 0:41:39 | 0:41:45 | |
The climax of the season is in four days' time. | 0:41:49 | 0:41:52 | |
As the players rest, | 0:41:52 | 0:41:54 | |
Bernard's dance troupe fit in all the practice they can. | 0:41:54 | 0:41:57 | |
We have to win promotion now. | 0:42:01 | 0:42:03 | |
We've got the bug. We've got the bug of going up. | 0:42:03 | 0:42:05 | |
We can see the Football League getting closer to us. | 0:42:05 | 0:42:08 | |
We know that we want to go up, | 0:42:12 | 0:42:13 | |
and that would be an unbelievable two years. | 0:42:13 | 0:42:16 | |
You'd say, second round of the FA Cup, two promotions. | 0:42:16 | 0:42:18 | |
We'd take that. | 0:42:19 | 0:42:21 | |
Yeah, we need to do that one again, that one. | 0:42:29 | 0:42:31 | |
Piss it - we pissed it, mate. | 0:42:31 | 0:42:32 | |
Starting off from the beginning again - one more. One more! | 0:42:32 | 0:42:36 | |
It's the night before the big match. | 0:42:42 | 0:42:44 | |
Defender Steve Howson's grandparents plan to be at the game... | 0:42:44 | 0:42:48 | |
Have you had many yellow cards, this...? | 0:42:48 | 0:42:50 | |
I've been a good lad. I've only had four, I think. | 0:42:50 | 0:42:52 | |
..and so does most of Salford. | 0:42:52 | 0:42:55 | |
Yeah, extra security in for this one. | 0:42:55 | 0:42:58 | |
Grandad's part of the riot squad. | 0:42:58 | 0:42:59 | |
The pressure's on now. The biggest critique. | 0:42:59 | 0:43:01 | |
As long as it's not raining. | 0:43:01 | 0:43:03 | |
But if we can go inside there's no worry, is there? | 0:43:03 | 0:43:06 | |
You can sit here and... | 0:43:06 | 0:43:07 | |
have something to drink. | 0:43:07 | 0:43:09 | |
In fact, no, that would be embarrassing when you're drunk. | 0:43:09 | 0:43:11 | |
GRANDAD LAUGHS | 0:43:11 | 0:43:12 | |
How dare you! | 0:43:12 | 0:43:14 | |
Saturday, 30th of April. | 0:43:21 | 0:43:22 | |
Salford's season comes down to this. | 0:43:28 | 0:43:30 | |
The play-off finals against tough opponents Workington FC. | 0:43:33 | 0:43:37 | |
Jonno and Bernard are about to find out if they can win promotion | 0:43:40 | 0:43:44 | |
for Salford two years in a row. | 0:43:44 | 0:43:46 | |
You nervous? You buzzing? | 0:43:47 | 0:43:49 | |
Got absolutely steaming last night. | 0:43:49 | 0:43:51 | |
A couple of Valium, I feel brand-new. | 0:43:51 | 0:43:53 | |
I'm obviously nervous, but... Bet you can't do that. | 0:43:53 | 0:43:55 | |
The plus side of things, the excitement, | 0:43:55 | 0:43:58 | |
is outweighing the nerves at the minute. | 0:43:58 | 0:44:00 | |
Bet you can't do that. | 0:44:00 | 0:44:01 | |
Football matters to me more than anything in the world. | 0:44:01 | 0:44:04 | |
I would give up football for my family... | 0:44:04 | 0:44:07 | |
if someone had a gun to their heads. | 0:44:07 | 0:44:09 | |
That's the only time. | 0:44:09 | 0:44:10 | |
I would. I don't mean... | 0:44:12 | 0:44:13 | |
My family is everything. | 0:44:13 | 0:44:15 | |
That's why I do things, for my family, to provide a decent life. | 0:44:15 | 0:44:18 | |
I go to work in the morning, | 0:44:18 | 0:44:19 | |
early doors, to provide for my wife and kids. | 0:44:19 | 0:44:21 | |
But I don't like work - I hate work. | 0:44:21 | 0:44:23 | |
But I love this. I love football. | 0:44:23 | 0:44:25 | |
It's the only thing I've ever been, | 0:44:25 | 0:44:27 | |
that's given me something to be proud of | 0:44:27 | 0:44:28 | |
for my personal achievement. | 0:44:28 | 0:44:30 | |
I've never done nothing. And it sounds awful, what I'm saying. | 0:44:30 | 0:44:33 | |
I'd be at home with my family | 0:44:33 | 0:44:34 | |
but I wouldn't know any different that's what I'd do. | 0:44:34 | 0:44:36 | |
I'd invest my time into that. As soon as today's finished, that's it. | 0:44:36 | 0:44:39 | |
I've got three months with my wife and kids, everything into them. | 0:44:39 | 0:44:42 | |
Right, Jem, come on. I'm going. | 0:44:42 | 0:44:44 | |
Good luck and stay calm. | 0:44:47 | 0:44:49 | |
Always calm. | 0:44:49 | 0:44:51 | |
Yes! | 0:44:51 | 0:44:53 | |
Yes! | 0:44:53 | 0:44:54 | |
What a score! What a score! What a, what a, what a score! | 0:44:54 | 0:44:59 | |
It's just hours away from kick-off at Moor Lane. | 0:44:59 | 0:45:02 | |
Nine months work comes down to one game. | 0:45:02 | 0:45:04 | |
So what's nice is the managers and players want it as much as me and | 0:45:04 | 0:45:09 | |
it's nice that it means so much to everyone. | 0:45:09 | 0:45:12 | |
Play-off final day, isn't it? | 0:45:12 | 0:45:14 | |
Biggest game in the season. | 0:45:14 | 0:45:16 | |
Biggest game in Salford's history, I suppose. | 0:45:16 | 0:45:19 | |
And...as such, | 0:45:19 | 0:45:21 | |
I'm absolutely shaking. | 0:45:21 | 0:45:22 | |
What a way to end the season. What a way to end it. | 0:45:24 | 0:45:27 | |
And, if we win, oh, my God. | 0:45:27 | 0:45:28 | |
It'll just be...heaven. | 0:45:30 | 0:45:32 | |
This is why God invented football, for days like this. | 0:45:32 | 0:45:36 | |
Knowing that nine months comes down to one moment, | 0:45:36 | 0:45:39 | |
one decision, one shot... | 0:45:39 | 0:45:41 | |
it's... | 0:45:41 | 0:45:43 | |
It is the biggest day. | 0:45:43 | 0:45:45 | |
You could argue it's the biggest day that Salford City have ever had. | 0:45:45 | 0:45:48 | |
I'm nervous, I'm not going to lie to you. But so we should be. | 0:45:48 | 0:45:52 | |
It's what dreams are made of. You said it before, on the way here. | 0:45:52 | 0:45:54 | |
It's what we fucking aim for all season. | 0:45:54 | 0:45:57 | |
Don't leave anything here. Go and blast. | 0:45:57 | 0:46:00 | |
Let's go out with a bang, all of us. | 0:46:02 | 0:46:04 | |
We've been through war, haven't we? | 0:46:08 | 0:46:10 | |
Been through the trenches together, boys, and we're here. | 0:46:10 | 0:46:13 | |
All them doubters, people that say it don't work - joint managing. | 0:46:14 | 0:46:17 | |
Everything all comes collectively for today. | 0:46:17 | 0:46:19 | |
We go down 1-0, don't worry about it. | 0:46:20 | 0:46:22 | |
How many times have we come back from 1-0 season? | 0:46:22 | 0:46:24 | |
Yeah? Come on. Enjoy it. | 0:46:24 | 0:46:26 | |
On a personal level, I'm a proud man for today. | 0:46:28 | 0:46:31 | |
No matter what happens, I'm a proud man. | 0:46:33 | 0:46:35 | |
There'll be no coming in at the end of the game, dressing things down | 0:46:35 | 0:46:38 | |
and analysing things, cos that's it - it's done. | 0:46:38 | 0:46:41 | |
So this is my point, I say, listen - | 0:46:42 | 0:46:44 | |
thanks for the best season I've ever had in football. | 0:46:44 | 0:46:47 | |
Don't start crying. | 0:46:47 | 0:46:48 | |
Now, I know it's an emotional speech, | 0:46:48 | 0:46:51 | |
cos I'm on the way, here. I'm serious - | 0:46:51 | 0:46:53 | |
the best year I've ever had in football. Come on, boys! | 0:46:53 | 0:46:56 | |
CROWD: Go on, Salford! | 0:47:08 | 0:47:09 | |
Salford get off to a shaky start... | 0:47:09 | 0:47:11 | |
Oh, God... | 0:47:11 | 0:47:12 | |
..as their nerves begin to show. | 0:47:14 | 0:47:16 | |
Just four minutes in, Workington score. | 0:47:20 | 0:47:23 | |
A rubbish start. | 0:47:23 | 0:47:25 | |
Shit. We're shit at corners. We can't defend corners. | 0:47:25 | 0:47:28 | |
But Salford come back at them. | 0:47:32 | 0:47:34 | |
And in the 13th minute... | 0:47:42 | 0:47:43 | |
CHEERING | 0:47:46 | 0:47:47 | |
..Steve O'Halloran's goal makes it 1-1. | 0:47:49 | 0:47:51 | |
Come on, Salford. Come on, Salford. | 0:47:55 | 0:47:57 | |
Come on, Salford. | 0:47:57 | 0:47:59 | |
You talk more than me, you. | 0:47:59 | 0:48:01 | |
Ste O'Halloran scored... | 0:48:01 | 0:48:03 | |
a corner. | 0:48:03 | 0:48:04 | |
Jemma is hoping for a win more than anyone. | 0:48:04 | 0:48:06 | |
It would be a perfect end to the season | 0:48:06 | 0:48:08 | |
and the perfect start for the wedding. | 0:48:08 | 0:48:10 | |
I just wish we was winning. | 0:48:10 | 0:48:12 | |
But Workington are refusing to roll over | 0:48:14 | 0:48:17 | |
and Salford can't find their rhythm. | 0:48:17 | 0:48:19 | |
It's a bit shaky. | 0:48:20 | 0:48:21 | |
They're missing something in midfield. | 0:48:25 | 0:48:27 | |
Come on! | 0:48:30 | 0:48:31 | |
Workington attack again and again. | 0:48:31 | 0:48:34 | |
Get it OUT! | 0:48:34 | 0:48:37 | |
Oh, for fuck's sake... | 0:48:37 | 0:48:38 | |
And in the 20th minute, it pays off... | 0:48:38 | 0:48:41 | |
2-1. | 0:48:41 | 0:48:42 | |
It's too easy, that. | 0:48:42 | 0:48:43 | |
Unlucky, unlucky. Right idea. | 0:48:47 | 0:48:49 | |
Wish we were winning. I wish it was us who was 2-1 up. | 0:48:49 | 0:48:52 | |
But it's like so much has happened in the first half. | 0:48:53 | 0:48:55 | |
It's mental. | 0:48:55 | 0:48:56 | |
And it's like we've not got nothing in us. | 0:48:58 | 0:49:01 | |
We're just playing shit. | 0:49:01 | 0:49:03 | |
Come on, Salford. Go, go in that dressing room, get a slap. | 0:49:05 | 0:49:09 | |
Get your head together. Sort it out. | 0:49:09 | 0:49:12 | |
They've worked so hard all season and they're throwing it away. | 0:49:12 | 0:49:15 | |
Literally giving it to them, aren't they? | 0:49:15 | 0:49:17 | |
I'm just fuming. Fuming. | 0:49:17 | 0:49:19 | |
They've worked so hard, they don't deserve this loss, so... | 0:49:21 | 0:49:24 | |
At half-time, Workington lead 2-1. | 0:49:24 | 0:49:27 | |
This is going to be the last fucking bollocking I give you, like he said. | 0:49:28 | 0:49:31 | |
Cos at the end of the game, it's irrelevant. It is irrelevant. | 0:49:31 | 0:49:34 | |
The preparation, the information, the way we've done things, | 0:49:34 | 0:49:37 | |
talking about how to beat a side and what to do, | 0:49:37 | 0:49:40 | |
you've just done the total opposite. | 0:49:40 | 0:49:41 | |
Listen to us, we do not do our homework for fuck all. | 0:49:41 | 0:49:45 | |
Got to think up here, boys. | 0:49:45 | 0:49:47 | |
You've got to want to win. | 0:49:47 | 0:49:48 | |
You've got to want to win! | 0:49:48 | 0:49:51 | |
I want a score. | 0:49:51 | 0:49:52 | |
I'm stomping up and down that sideline thinking, | 0:49:52 | 0:49:54 | |
"Why, in the final, do we roll over? Why?" | 0:49:54 | 0:49:57 | |
Go out with a fight. Wake up. Come on, boys. | 0:49:59 | 0:50:01 | |
You look caught in the fucking headlights, boys, some of you. | 0:50:01 | 0:50:04 | |
It's a final. They're not going to turn up and lie down for you, boys. | 0:50:04 | 0:50:07 | |
They don't do that. Sides don't do that at this level of football. | 0:50:08 | 0:50:11 | |
They get a third goal, it's fucking Goodnight, Sweetheart, then. | 0:50:11 | 0:50:15 | |
Look, we've come in fucking 2-1 down. We can put things right. | 0:50:15 | 0:50:18 | |
Don't go to pieces. | 0:50:18 | 0:50:19 | |
The next goal's massive. | 0:50:19 | 0:50:21 | |
They think they'll win it if they get the next goal. | 0:50:21 | 0:50:23 | |
We continue to do the right things, or at least try. All right? | 0:50:23 | 0:50:26 | |
Come on. Come on, boys. Come on. | 0:50:26 | 0:50:28 | |
Not great. | 0:50:32 | 0:50:33 | |
It's 2-1 and we're not... It's not happening, to be honest with you. | 0:50:33 | 0:50:36 | |
There's a long way to go, 30 minutes or so, but... | 0:50:36 | 0:50:39 | |
a bit of a worry at the moment. | 0:50:39 | 0:50:40 | |
In the second half, Workington dig in defensively | 0:50:40 | 0:50:43 | |
to protect their lead. | 0:50:43 | 0:50:45 | |
See, we're playing too deep. | 0:50:45 | 0:50:47 | |
Nothing ever goes my way. | 0:50:47 | 0:50:48 | |
What time...? | 0:50:49 | 0:50:51 | |
Time, yeah, about 20 minutes? 25 minutes? | 0:50:51 | 0:50:54 | |
My life's over. | 0:50:54 | 0:50:55 | |
Oh! | 0:50:57 | 0:50:58 | |
We need a goal. We need a goal. | 0:50:59 | 0:51:01 | |
With time running out, Salford pile on the pressure. | 0:51:02 | 0:51:06 | |
But they can't find the Workington net. | 0:51:06 | 0:51:08 | |
Offside. | 0:51:10 | 0:51:11 | |
ANNOUNCER: Salford City replacing number 10, Danny Webber, | 0:51:18 | 0:51:21 | |
with number 17, Gareth Seddon. | 0:51:21 | 0:51:23 | |
What a save! | 0:51:28 | 0:51:28 | |
How long's that? It's a game of bloody football. | 0:51:32 | 0:51:34 | |
Yeah, and it's not, it's part of... It's not finished yet. | 0:51:34 | 0:51:37 | |
And my husband's career. It's not finished, Jemma. Shut up! | 0:51:37 | 0:51:40 | |
SHE SCREAMS | 0:51:40 | 0:51:41 | |
CHEERING | 0:52:00 | 0:52:02 | |
With just 11 minutes to go, | 0:52:06 | 0:52:08 | |
Salford's Billy Priestley heads it in. | 0:52:08 | 0:52:11 | |
It's 2-2. | 0:52:11 | 0:52:12 | |
Come back twice now, so... | 0:52:13 | 0:52:16 | |
It's ours for the taking now, isn't it? | 0:52:16 | 0:52:19 | |
Come on! | 0:52:22 | 0:52:24 | |
We're wasting them. | 0:52:25 | 0:52:27 | |
There's just ten minutes left to play. | 0:52:27 | 0:52:29 | |
Stop it, Jem, you're getting me going. | 0:52:32 | 0:52:34 | |
I can't cope. | 0:52:40 | 0:52:41 | |
CHEERING | 0:53:06 | 0:53:08 | |
In the 89th minute, Jordan Hume scores. | 0:53:13 | 0:53:16 | |
Salford 3, Workington 2. | 0:53:16 | 0:53:19 | |
Get in! | 0:53:30 | 0:53:32 | |
Dad! Dad! DAD! | 0:53:32 | 0:53:34 | |
You're getting me going! | 0:53:34 | 0:53:36 | |
Well done, mate. Three minutes. | 0:53:39 | 0:53:41 | |
Now all Salford have to do is hang on. | 0:53:41 | 0:53:44 | |
Oh, God, I can't cope. | 0:53:46 | 0:53:47 | |
They scored in the last 90th minute last time. | 0:53:47 | 0:53:50 | |
Got to be it. | 0:53:50 | 0:53:51 | |
WHISTLE | 0:53:58 | 0:53:59 | |
CHEERING | 0:53:59 | 0:54:01 | |
Amazing. Absolutely unbelievable. | 0:54:16 | 0:54:18 | |
Couldn't ask for any more. | 0:54:18 | 0:54:20 | |
Brilliant! | 0:54:20 | 0:54:21 | |
He's got it! | 0:54:30 | 0:54:31 | |
I'm so proud of you! | 0:54:33 | 0:54:34 | |
2-1 down, 3-2 winner. | 0:54:43 | 0:54:44 | |
I'm so proud of you. | 0:54:47 | 0:54:49 | |
We are going up, said we going up! | 0:54:58 | 0:55:01 | |
Tremendous. | 0:55:03 | 0:55:04 | |
All worthwhile now, last few years. | 0:55:06 | 0:55:08 | |
We got it! | 0:55:15 | 0:55:16 | |
Can't even put into words how it feels. | 0:55:16 | 0:55:18 | |
I'm on a different planet at the minute, I really am. | 0:55:18 | 0:55:20 | |
I'm not a crier, but I feel like I could cry. | 0:55:20 | 0:55:22 | |
Well, I should have a good day now. Stag do. Wedding. | 0:55:22 | 0:55:25 | |
Good stag do. It just makes the wedding... Everything, everybody's buzzing so we'll just take that into | 0:55:25 | 0:55:29 | |
the next couple of weeks now and, hopefully, the wedding will be as good what it's been today | 0:55:29 | 0:55:33 | |
which I've no doubt it will be. | 0:55:33 | 0:55:35 | |
MUSIC: I Swear by All-4-One | 0:55:48 | 0:55:49 | |
# I see the questions in your eyes | 0:55:49 | 0:55:54 | |
# I know what's weighing on your mind | 0:55:54 | 0:55:59 | |
# You can be sure I know my part | 0:56:00 | 0:56:06 | |
# Cos I'll stand beside you through the years | 0:56:07 | 0:56:14 | |
# You'll only cry those happy tears | 0:56:15 | 0:56:21 | |
# And though I make mistakes | 0:56:21 | 0:56:25 | |
# I'll never break your heart... # | 0:56:25 | 0:56:29 | |
SIREN WAILS | 0:56:29 | 0:56:32 | |
CHEERING | 0:56:34 | 0:56:36 | |
MUSIC: The Way You Make Me Feel by Michael Jackson | 0:56:39 | 0:56:41 | |
# Hey, pretty baby., with the high heels on | 0:56:56 | 0:56:59 | |
# You give me fever Like I've never ever known | 0:56:59 | 0:57:04 | |
# You're just a product of loveliness | 0:57:04 | 0:57:09 | |
# I like the groove of your walk Your talk, your dress... # | 0:57:09 | 0:57:13 | |
MUSIC: Jump Around by House Of Pain | 0:57:13 | 0:57:16 | |
They're better managers than dancers, to be fair! | 0:57:27 | 0:57:30 | |
We always call Bernard stiff-arse | 0:57:31 | 0:57:33 | |
cos he's just not got any rhythm. | 0:57:33 | 0:57:35 | |
But that has just ended a perfect day. | 0:57:35 | 0:57:39 | |
What's happened this year is what dreams are made of - | 0:57:39 | 0:57:41 | |
win promotion, unbelievable FA Cup run and then, you know, | 0:57:41 | 0:57:44 | |
marrying my wife who I idolise, so... | 0:57:44 | 0:57:47 | |
over the moon with everything. | 0:57:47 | 0:57:49 | |
MUSIC: Shiny Happy People by REM | 0:57:49 | 0:57:51 | |
# Shiny happy people laughing | 0:57:56 | 0:57:59 | |
# Meet me in the crowd | 0:58:03 | 0:58:07 | |
# People, people | 0:58:07 | 0:58:11 | |
# Throw your love around | 0:58:11 | 0:58:15 | |
# Love me, love me | 0:58:15 | 0:58:19 | |
# Take it into town | 0:58:19 | 0:58:23 | |
# Happy... # | 0:58:23 | 0:58:24 | |
I have developed a technique to help me deal with annoying idiots. | 0:58:27 | 0:58:32 | |
Lee, do you want to kick this one off? | 0:58:32 | 0:58:34 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:58:34 | 0:58:36 | |
I have trained my cat to wink. | 0:58:36 | 0:58:39 | |
We never let the truth get in the way of a good story. | 0:58:39 | 0:58:42 |