Julie Andrews Hour with Sammy Davis Jr


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MUSICAL INTRO

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-ANNOUNCER:

-Ladies and gentlemen, here's Julie!

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APPLAUSE

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# The world is made of music

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# Never-ending symphonies of sound surround us

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# Miracles of melody abound around us, too

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# It's a musical world

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# Such a beautiful world

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# Listen to the rhythm of a storm in summer

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# Hear the mellow melody when church bells chime

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# Isn't that as magical as once upon a time?

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# It's a musical world

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# Such a beautiful world

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# Ding-dong, sing a song of spring and summer

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# Spring song, summer song and opera new

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# I love music and I know that you do, too

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# It's a musical world

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# Such a beautiful world. #

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Oh, ladies and gentlemen, we truly do have a beautiful

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and musical world tonight

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with Mr Sammy Davis!

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APPLAUSE

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# Ding-dong, sing a song of spring and summer

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# Spring song, summer song and opera new

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# I love music, and I know that you do, too

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# It's a musical world

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# Such a beautiful world

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# Ding-dong, sing a song of spring and summer

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# Spring song, summer song and opera new

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# We love music and we know that you do, too

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# It's a musical world

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# It's a musical world

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# It's a beautiful world

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# It's a beautiful world

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# Such a beautiful world... #

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Oh, yeah!

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Welcome, welcome! At long last, huh?

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I can't wait! You know, I really can't believe that

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-we've never worked together before!

-That's right!

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-We've known each other for years.

-Yes, we were neighbours on Broadway.

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That's right. You were in Camelot, I was in Golden Boy.

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We used to have dinner after the show, even.

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We even saw shows together, but we never worked together.

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Listen, Sammy, tonight is a first, so why don't we make the most of it?

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-All right, what will we do?

-We can do anything you want.

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Wait a minute. You mean I can be Henry Higgins for a minute?

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Oh, Sammy! Yeah, you know, you just snap your fingers,

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-and you're right in it, are you ready?

-Yes.

-OK.

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Oh, why can't a woman be more like a man?

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APPLAUSE

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# Men are so honest

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# So thoroughly square

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# Eternally noble

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# Historically fair

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# Who, when you win, will always give your back a pat

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# Why can't a woman be like that?

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# Why does every one do what the others do?

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# Can't a woman learn to use her head?

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# I mean, why do they always do the things their mothers do?

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# Why don't they grow up like their fathers instead?

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# Oh, why can't a woman take after a man?

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# Men are so pleasant

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# So easy to please

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# Whenever you're with them, you're always at ease

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# Would you be slighted, if I didn't speak for hours? #

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Of course not!

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# Would you be livid

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# If I had a drink or two? #

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Nonsense!

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# Would you be wounded

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# If I never sent you flowers? #

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Never!

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# Then why can't a woman

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# Be like you? #

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LAUGHTER

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# Now, one man in a million may shout a bit

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# Now and then, there's one with slight defects

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# One, perhaps, whose truthfulness you doubt a bit

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# But by and large, we are a marvellous sex!

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# Oh, why can't a woman behave like a man?

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# Men are so friendly

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# Good-natured and kind

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# A better companion, you never will find

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# If I were hours late for dinner, would you bellow? #

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Of course not!

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# If I forgot your silly birthday, would you fuss? #

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Nonsense!

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# Would you complain if I took out another fellow? #

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Never!

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# Then why can't a woman

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# Be like us? #

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LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

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'NO!

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'I won't, I won't!'

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I won't study one more ruddy word!

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# Just you wait, 'enry 'iggins

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# Just you wait!

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# You'll be sorry, but your tears'll be too late!

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# You'll be broke, and I'll have money

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# Will I help you? Don't be funny!

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# Just you wait, 'enry 'iggins

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# Just you wait!

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# Just you wait, 'enry 'iggins, till you're sick

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# And you scream to fetch a doctor double-quick

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# I'll be off a second later

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# And go straight to the the-atre!

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# Oh-ho-ho, 'enry 'iggins, just you wait!

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# Ooh, 'enry 'iggins!

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# Just you wait until we're swimmin' in the sea!

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# Ooh, 'enry 'iggins!

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# And you get a cramp a little way from me!

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# When you yell you're going to drown

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# I'll get dressed and go to town!

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# Oh-ho-ho, 'enry 'iggins!

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# Oh-ho-ho, 'enry 'iggins!

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# Just...you...wait!

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# One day, I'll be famous!

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# I'll be proper and prim

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# Go to St James so often, I will call it St Jim!

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# One evening, the King will say

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# "Oh, Liza, old thing

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# "I want all of England

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# "Your praises to sing

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# "Next week, on the 20th of May

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# "I proclaim Liza Doolittle Day!

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# "All the people will celebrate the glory of you

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# "And whatever you wish and want, I gladly will do!"

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# "Thanks a lot, King," says I, in a manner well-bred

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# "But all I want is 'enry 'iggins' 'ead!"

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# "Done," says the King with a stroke

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# "Guard, run and bring in the bloke!"

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# Then they'll march you, 'enry 'iggins to the wall

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# And the King will tell me

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# "Liza, sound the call!"

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# As they raise their rifles higher

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# I'll shout, "Ready!

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# "Aim!

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# "Fire!"

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# Ohho-ho, 'enry 'iggins

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# Down you'll go, 'enry 'iggins!

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# Just...you...wait! #

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Argh!

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LAUGHTER AND CHEERING

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KNOCK ON DOOR

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Who is it?

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# Well, it's good old reliable Nathan!

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# Nathan, Nathan, Nathan Detroit

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# You promise me this, you promise me that

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# You promise me everything under the sun

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# But you give me a kiss and you're grabbing your hat

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# And you're off to the races again

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# When I think of the time gone by. #

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-Adelaide!

-# When I think of the way I tried. #

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Adelaide!

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# I could honestly die!

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# Call a lawyer and sue me

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# Sue me

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# What can you do me?

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# I love you

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# Give a holler and hate me

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# Hate me

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# Go ahead and hate me!

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-# I love you

-The best years of my life

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# I was a fool to give to you. #

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All right, already!

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# I'm just a no-goodnick!

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# So, all right, already

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# It's true

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# So new

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# Sue me, sue me

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# What can you do me?

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# I love you

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# You gamble it here You gamble it there

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# You gamble on everything, all except me

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# I'm sick of you keeping me up in the air

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# Till you're back in the money again

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# When I think of the time gone by... #

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Adelaide!

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# When I think of the way I tried! #

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Adelaide!

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# I could honestly die!

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# Serve a paper and sue me, sue me

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# What can you do me?

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# I love you... #

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No, you don't.

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# If it makes you feel better

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# Give a holler and hate me, hate me

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# Go ahead, hate me!

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# When you wind up in jail

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# Don't come to me to bail you out! #

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All right, already, so call a policeman!

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# So, all right, already, it's true

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# So new

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# Sue me, sue me

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# Shoot bullets through me

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# I love you! #

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Achoo!

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LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

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Would it spoil some vast eternal plan

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if, by chance, you were to make me a wealthy man?

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APPLAUSE

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# If I were a rich man

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# Deedle deedle, deedle deedle dum

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# All day long, I'd biddy biddy bum

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# If I were a wealthy man

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# Wouldn't have to work hard

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# Deedle deedle, daddle daddle deedle deedle dum

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# If I were a biddy biddy rich

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# Deedle-diddle

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# Daidle-daidle man

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# I'd build a big tall house with rooms by the dozen

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# Right in the middle of the town

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# A fine tin roof with real wooden floors below

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# There would be one long staircase just going up

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# And one even longer coming down

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# And maybe one more leading nowhere, just for show

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# Babba beeba, baiba bubba boo

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# Hey, if I were a rich man

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# La da, deedle deedle, yadda deedle dum

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# All day long, I'd biddy biddy bum

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# If I were

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# A wealthy man! #

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APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

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# I hear a bird

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# A Londonderry bird... #

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Here in Russia?!

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LAUGHTER

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# It well may be

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# He's bringing me

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# A cheering word

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# I hear a breeze

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# A River Shannon breeze

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# It well may be it's followed me across the seas

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# Then tell me, please

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# How are things in Glocca Morra?

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# Is that little brook still leaping there?

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# Does it still run down to Donny Cove?

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# Through Killybegs, Kilkerry and Kildare?

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# How are things in Glocca Morra?

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# Is that willow tree still weeping there?

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# Does that laddie with the twinklin' eye

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# Come whistlin' by

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# And does he walk away

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# Sad and dreamy there

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# Not to see me there?

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# So I ask each weepin' willow

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# And each brook along the way

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# And each lad

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# Who comes a-whistlin'

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# Too-ra-lay

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# How are things

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# In Glocca Morra

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# This fine day? #

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APPLAUSE

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CLICKS HIS FINGERS

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# Oh, my heart is beating wildly

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# And it's all because you're here

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# When I'm not near the girl I love

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# I love the girl that's near

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# Every femme that flutters by me

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# Is a flame that must be fanned

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# When I can't fondle the hand that I'm fond of

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# I fondle the hand at hand

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# My heart's in a pickle, it's constantly fickle

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# And not too partic'l, I fear

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# When I'm not near the girl I love

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# I love the girl I'm near

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# What if they're tall or tender?

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# What if they're small or slender?

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# As long as they've got that gender

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# I surrender

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# Always, I can't refuse 'em

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# Always, my feet pursues 'em

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# As long as they've got a bosom

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# I woos 'em

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# Oh, my heart is beating wildly

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# And it's all because you're here

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# When I'm not near...

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# The girl I love

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# I love the girl...

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# I'm near! #

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APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

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Please!

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Quiet, please!

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May I have your attention, please?

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Your attention, please.

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I can deal with the trouble, friends, with a wave of my hand, this hand.

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Now, please observe him, if you will, he's Professor Harold Hill,

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and he's here to organise a River City Boys band.

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-ALL:

-Right!

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# Trouble, we got trouble

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# Right here in River City!

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# With a capital "T" that rhymes with "P"

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-# And that stands for pool

-That stands for pool

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# We've surely got trouble! Right here in River City

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-# Right here

-Gotta figure out a way to keep

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# The young ones moral after school!

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# Those children are gonna have trouble, trouble... #

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Mothers of River City!

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Heed that warning before it's too late!

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Watch for the tell-tale signs of corruption!

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The minute your son leaves the house,

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does he re-buckle his knickerbockers below the knee?

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LAUGHTER

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Is there a nicotine stain on his index finger?

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A dime novel hidden in the corn crib?

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Is he starting to memorise jokes from Captain Billy's Whiz Bang?

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Are certain words creeping into his conversation?

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Words like "swell"?

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-And, "So's your old man"?

-Ooh!

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Well, if so, my friends...

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# Ya got trouble, right here in River City!

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# With a capital "T," that rhymes with "P" and that stands for Pool

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# We've surely got trouble

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# Right here in River City!

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-# Right here... #

-Remember the Maine!

-Plymouth Rock!

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# And the Golden Rule!

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# We've got trouble We're in terrible, terrible trouble

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# That game with the 15 numbered balls is the devil's tool!

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# Oh, yes, we got trouble

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# Trouble, trouble. Oh, yes, we got trouble, big, big trouble

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# With a "T"

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# That rhymes with "P"

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# And that stands for Pool!

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# That stands for Pool!

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# You do have trouble

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# Right! #

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APPLAUSE

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-That was marvellous.

-Yes. Sammy, listen. There are many singers

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that I have always wanted to sing with,

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and I was thinking that, considering both you

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and Richard Little are on the show tonight,

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and you both do such sensational impressions,

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-I was just wondering...

-Hold it, hold it! Julie!

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Impressions? Me with Rich Little?

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-What, are you joking?

-No!

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I do one little cockamamie impression, I go, "You dirty rat!"

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That's the end of it! Rich Little does everybody in the world.

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What I'm saying to you, Julie, is, "No way!"

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He's too good, too good!

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-Well, he is good.

-Yeah, sure, I'm good!

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-APPLAUSE

-I know I'm good. I'm the champion.

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Urgh!

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I can beat Frazier, I can beat Foreman, I can even beat Ali.

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Well, you're not going to beat me, Olly!

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Because I'm not going to fight with you.

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-Listen, Sammy, you just did an impression.

-No, he didn't.

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Why, I'm a ventriloquist.

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-You dirty rat...

-Now, listen, listen, guys.

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Why don't we forget about impressions and just sing, OK?

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-Fine.

-Right, you sing as Frank Sinatra,

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-you sing as Anthony Newley.

-Wait, who are you going to be, Julie?

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Julie Andrews, of course.

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I hear you do that real good.

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-Are you ready now?

-I'm ready.

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# The way you wear your hat...

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Hmmm!

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# The way you sip your tea

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# The memory of all that

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# No, no, they can't take that away from me!

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# We may never, never meet again

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# On the bumpy road to love

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# Still, I'll always keep the memory, the memory of...

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# The way you hold your knife

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# The way you hold your knife

0:22:140:22:16

# The way we danced 'til three

0:22:160:22:19

# The way we danced 'til three

0:22:190:22:21

# The way you changed my life...

0:22:210:22:23

# The way you changed my life

0:22:230:22:25

# No, no! They can't take that away from me!

0:22:250:22:29

# No, they can't take that away...

0:22:290:22:34

# From me! #

0:22:340:22:37

Listen, would one of you do Dean Martin for me?

0:22:370:22:40

Oh!

0:22:400:22:42

# Everybody loves somebody, sometimes

0:22:420:22:46

-# Oh, yes.

-Ooh!

0:22:460:22:48

# Everybody falls in love... #

0:22:480:22:51

Hey, Dean? Dean!

0:22:510:22:53

What is it, Jerry?

0:22:530:22:54

I want to tell you something.

0:22:540:22:56

What's that?

0:22:560:22:57

# You and me, we're going to be partners. #

0:22:570:23:00

Wait a minute, didn't we do that somewhere already?

0:23:000:23:02

Ladies and gentlemen, you saw it here first,

0:23:020:23:04

Martin and Lewis together again.

0:23:040:23:06

# You and me, we're going to be pals. #

0:23:060:23:09

Well, well, just a second here,

0:23:090:23:11

let's try a little transition of the tempo

0:23:110:23:13

to a tune called Timeless Temptation.

0:23:130:23:16

# Here we are, we're definitely out of cigarettes, b-b-b...

0:23:170:23:21

# Holding hands and yawning

0:23:210:23:24

# Look how late it gets

0:23:240:23:27

# Two sleepy people just doing their thing, oh...

0:23:270:23:32

# It must be Perry Como and dear old Bing. #

0:23:320:23:37

Sammy, do Nat King Cole, would you?

0:23:370:23:39

That's my pleasure.

0:23:390:23:41

# I've just found joy... #

0:23:430:23:45

APPLAUSE

0:23:450:23:46

# I'm as happy as a baby boy

0:23:460:23:49

# With another brand new choo-choo toy

0:23:510:23:54

# Cos I'm with my sweet Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine. #

0:23:540:24:00

Liberace!

0:24:000:24:02

# A pair of eyes

0:24:020:24:06

# They're bluer than the summer sky

0:24:060:24:08

# Isn't that wonderful?

0:24:080:24:09

# When you see them, you'll realise

0:24:090:24:14

# Why I love my sweet Lorraine, isn't she marvellous? #

0:24:140:24:17

APPLAUSE

0:24:170:24:18

# Now when it's raining I don't miss the sun

0:24:200:24:25

# Because it's in my baby's smile

0:24:250:24:30

# Just to think that I'm the lucky one

0:24:300:24:35

# Who will lead her down the aisle. #

0:24:350:24:40

Hey, Tony Bennett!

0:24:400:24:42

# I call her Firefly

0:24:450:24:48

# She radiates moonglow

0:24:500:24:52

# Wants none of that noon glow

0:24:520:24:54

# She starts to glitter when the sun goes down

0:24:540:24:57

# About 8pm

0:24:570:24:59

# It's mayhem

0:24:590:25:00

# She switches those brights up

0:25:000:25:02

# And lights up

0:25:020:25:04

# And gives me a call

0:25:040:25:05

# Take me to the Fireflies Take me to the Fireflies

0:25:050:25:09

# She starts to glitter when the sun goes down

0:25:090:25:12

# At the Fireflies ball. #

0:25:120:25:14

Hello, I'm Johnny Cash.

0:25:200:25:23

I'm a railroad man,

0:25:230:25:25

it was the railroad that bound this great country together

0:25:250:25:29

in gleaming rhythms of steel.

0:25:290:25:30

Now we're going to sing a railroad song - toot toot!

0:25:300:25:35

# Pardon me, boys. Is that the Chattanooga choo choo? #

0:25:370:25:41

Ding-a-ling.

0:25:410:25:42

# Track 29

0:25:420:25:44

# Oh, you can give me a shine. #

0:25:440:25:47

Ben E King!

0:25:470:25:48

# I can afford to board a Chattanooga choo choo

0:25:480:25:53

# I've got my fare

0:25:530:25:55

# And just a trifle to spare

0:25:550:25:58

# You leave the Pennsylvania Station 'bout a quarter to four

0:25:580:26:02

# Read a magazine and then you're in Baltimore

0:26:020:26:05

# Dinner in the diner

0:26:050:26:06

# Nothing could be finer

0:26:060:26:08

# Than to have your ham an' eggs in Carolina! #

0:26:080:26:11

Frankie Laine, Sammy.

0:26:110:26:13

# To spend...

0:26:140:26:18

# One night with you

0:26:180:26:22

# In our old rendezvous. #

0:26:220:26:29

Frankie Laine.

0:26:290:26:30

# And reminisce with you

0:26:300:26:35

# That's my desire

0:26:350:26:39

# We'll sip a little glass of wine

0:26:410:26:47

# And I'll gaze into your eyes divine

0:26:470:26:52

# I'll feel the touch of your lips

0:26:520:26:58

# Pressing on mine. #

0:26:580:27:02

Now, Rich, you sing. Sammy, you do the guitar. Elvis Presley!

0:27:020:27:05

# You ain't nothin' but a hound dog

0:27:050:27:08

# Cryin' all the time

0:27:080:27:10

# You ain't nothin' but a hound dog

0:27:100:27:14

# Cryin' all the time

0:27:140:27:16

# You ain't never caught a rabbit and you ain't no friend of mine! #

0:27:160:27:21

Dean Martin!

0:27:230:27:25

# You ain't nothin' but a hound dog... #

0:27:250:27:27

-Newley!

-# Cryin' all the time! #

0:27:270:27:29

Jerry!

0:27:290:27:30

# You ain't nothin' but a hound dog! #

0:27:300:27:31

-Dean!

-# Oh, cryin' all the time! #

0:27:310:27:34

Bing and Perry.

0:27:340:27:35

# Well, you ain't never caught a rabbit

0:27:350:27:37

# And you ain't no friend of mine. #

0:27:370:27:39

-Nat King Cole.

-# They said you were high-class. #

0:27:390:27:42

-Liberace.

-# Well, that was just a lie. #

0:27:420:27:44

-Tony Bennett.

-# They said you were high-class. #

0:27:440:27:47

-Johnny Cash.

-# Oh, that was just a lie. #

0:27:470:27:50

-Frankie Laine.

-# You ain't never caught a rabbit. #

0:27:500:27:53

-Robert Goulet.

-# And you ain't no friend of mine! #

0:27:530:27:58

Oh!

0:27:580:27:59

-Hey, how about just us?

-OK.

0:27:590:28:01

# You ain't nothin' but a hound dog

0:28:010:28:03

# Cryin' all the time

0:28:030:28:06

# You ain't nothin' but a hound dog

0:28:060:28:09

# Cryin' all the time

0:28:090:28:12

# Well, you ain't never caught a rabbit

0:28:120:28:14

# And you ain't no friend of mine!

0:28:140:28:17

# You ain't...

0:28:170:28:19

# No...

0:28:190:28:20

# Friend...

0:28:200:28:22

# Of mine! #

0:28:220:28:28

APPLAUSE

0:28:290:28:31

JOCULAR SPARRING

0:28:390:28:40

Hold it, hold it.

0:28:400:28:43

Just a minute.

0:28:430:28:44

LAUGHTER

0:28:460:28:47

-MALE VOICE:

-'You two stay right where you are,

0:28:470:28:49

'or you're dead where you stand.'

0:28:490:28:51

LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:28:510:28:54

# This is a night for something new

0:29:040:29:06

# A wonderful night for something new

0:29:060:29:08

# Just me and you

0:29:080:29:10

# Together, doing a step or two

0:29:100:29:12

# First, the old soft shoe. #

0:29:120:29:14

-Shall we?

-Why not?

0:29:150:29:17

APPLAUSE

0:29:180:29:21

MUSIC: "Tea for Two" by Vincent Youmans

0:29:210:29:23

One, two, three, four,

0:29:310:29:32

five, six, seven...

0:29:320:29:34

# Nobody near us to see us or hear us

0:29:340:29:39

# No friends or relations

0:29:390:29:41

# On weekend vacations

0:29:410:29:43

# We won't have it known, dear

0:29:430:29:45

# That we own a telephone...

0:29:450:29:47

# ..Dear

0:29:490:29:51

# Day will break and you awake

0:29:510:29:55

# And start to bake a sugar cake

0:29:550:29:59

# For me to take

0:29:590:30:00

# For all the boys to see... #

0:30:000:30:03

-Shall we?

-Of course! LAUGHTER

0:30:030:30:07

# We will raise a family

0:30:070:30:11

# A boy for you

0:30:110:30:13

# A girl for me

0:30:130:30:15

# Can't you see... #

0:30:150:30:17

-Are you ready?

-Of course! LAUGHTER

0:30:170:30:19

APPLAUSE

0:30:230:30:26

# Well, we did the old soft shoes

0:30:320:30:34

# Something we always wanted to do!

0:30:340:30:37

# Sammy, now, what put the old soft shoe on the map?

0:30:370:30:41

# Why, nothing else but the old, hard tap. #

0:30:410:30:43

You're right! Take it away, Sammy.

0:30:430:30:46

APPLAUSE

0:30:480:30:50

All right, Julie. Let me hear those taps.

0:30:500:30:53

SHE CLAPS AND STAMPS

0:30:530:30:55

LAUGHTER

0:30:550:30:56

HE TAPS

0:30:560:31:00

SHE STAMPS

0:31:000:31:02

LAUGHTER

0:31:020:31:03

-SHE STAMPS

-Ba-ba-da, ha!

0:31:050:31:07

LAUGHTER

0:31:070:31:09

HE RESUMES TAP DANCE

0:31:090:31:11

LAUGHTER

0:31:110:31:14

LAUGHTER

0:31:240:31:26

SHE TAP DANCES

0:31:260:31:27

Boom!

0:31:280:31:30

LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:31:300:31:34

-Oh! I love you, Sammy.

-It was really terrific.

0:31:340:31:37

LAUGHTER

0:31:380:31:41

LAUGHTER

0:31:440:31:47

MUSIC: "We're A Couple Of Swells"

0:31:500:31:53

# We're a couple of swells

0:31:590:32:01

# We stop at the best hotels

0:32:010:32:04

# But we prefer the country

0:32:040:32:07

# Far away from the city smells... #

0:32:070:32:10

-LAUGHTER

-Ooh!

0:32:120:32:14

# We're a couple of sports

0:32:160:32:20

# The pride of the tennis courts

0:32:200:32:23

# In June, July and August

0:32:230:32:26

# We look cute when we're dressed in shorts... #

0:32:260:32:29

LAUGHTER

0:32:290:32:32

# The Vanderbilts have asked us up for tea

0:32:360:32:42

# But we don't know how to get there

0:32:420:32:45

# No, siree!

0:32:450:32:47

# Oh, no, siree! #

0:32:470:32:52

LAUGHTER

0:32:520:32:54

# Drive up the avenue

0:32:560:32:59

# But we haven't got the price

0:32:590:33:01

# We could skate up the avenue

0:33:010:33:05

# But there isn't any ice

0:33:050:33:07

# We could ride on a bicycle

0:33:070:33:10

# But we haven't got a bike

0:33:100:33:13

# So we'll walk up the avenue

0:33:130:33:16

-# Yes, we'll WALK up the avenue! #

-LAUGHTER

0:33:160:33:19

# And to walk up the avenue is what we like. #

0:33:190:33:24

# The Vanderbilts are waiting at the club

0:33:300:33:35

# But how are we to get there?

0:33:370:33:40

# That's the rub!

0:33:400:33:42

# Yes, that's the rub! #

0:33:420:33:47

LAUGHTER

0:33:470:33:49

# We could sail up the avenue

0:33:490:33:52

# But we haven't got a yacht

0:33:520:33:55

# We could drive up the avenue

0:33:550:33:58

# But the horse we had was shot!

0:33:580:34:01

# We could ride on a trolley car

0:34:010:34:04

# But we haven't got the fare

0:34:040:34:07

# So we'll walk up the avenue

0:34:070:34:09

-# Yes, we'll WALK up the avenue... #

-LAUGHTER

0:34:090:34:13

# We'll walk up the avenue till we're there

0:34:130:34:17

# Yes, we'll walk up the avenue till we're there!

0:34:170:34:24

# Yes, we'll walk up the avenue till we're there! #

0:34:240:34:31

LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:34:310:34:34

MUSIC: "Be A Clown"

0:34:340:34:36

# Be a clown

0:34:360:34:37

# Be a clown

0:34:370:34:39

# All the world loves a clown

0:34:390:34:41

# Act the fool, play the calf

0:34:410:34:45

# And you'll always have the last laugh

0:34:450:34:48

# Wear the cap and the bells

0:34:480:34:51

# And you'll rate with all the great swells

0:34:510:34:54

# If you become a doctor

0:34:540:34:56

# Folks'll face you with dread

0:34:560:34:57

# And if you become a dentist

0:34:570:34:59

# You'll be glad when you're dead!

0:34:590:35:01

# You'll get a bigger hand if you can stand on your head

0:35:010:35:04

# Be a clown, be a clown

0:35:040:35:05

# Be a clown! #

0:35:050:35:07

LAUGHTER

0:35:070:35:10

THEY MIME

0:35:130:35:16

LAUGHTER

0:35:220:35:25

DRUM ROLL

0:35:250:35:27

LAUGHTER

0:35:350:35:37

LAUGHTER

0:35:440:35:46

LAUGHTER Are we done yet?

0:35:480:35:51

APPLAUSE

0:35:530:35:55

# A butcher or a baker Ladies never embrace

0:35:550:35:57

# A barber for a beau would be a social disgrace!

0:35:570:36:00

-# They'll all come to call... #

-THEY LAUGH UNCONTROLLABLY

0:36:000:36:03

LAUGHTER

0:36:030:36:05

I don't know!

0:36:070:36:09

# Be a clown

0:36:090:36:11

-# Be a clown!

-#

0:36:110:36:13

THEY LAUGH UNCONTROLLABLY

0:36:130:36:15

LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:36:170:36:21

-Well, now, ladies and gentlemen...

-Julie.

-Yes, Sammy?

0:36:320:36:35

Julie, something just occurred to me.

0:36:350:36:37

We've been having fun on the show and everything, but when you have

0:36:370:36:40

Robert Goulet and Steve Lawrence on the show, you usually

0:36:400:36:43

-sing along with them.

-Mm-hmm.

-And, I mean, you sing a nice,

0:36:430:36:46

quiet song, just the two of you,

0:36:460:36:48

WITHOUT Rich Little.

0:36:480:36:50

LAUGHTER Oh, stop!

0:36:500:36:52

-RICH:

-Now, listen, sweetheart...

0:36:520:36:53

LAUGHTER

0:36:530:36:55

She doesn't sing anything without me, because I'm Duke Mantee.

0:36:550:36:58

I've done time. 12 years in the big house.

0:36:580:37:02

Well, why don't you go in your dressing room

0:37:030:37:06

and do five minutes over there?

0:37:060:37:09

LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:37:090:37:11

Out!

0:37:130:37:14

I want the names and numbers of the people who laughed.

0:37:140:37:17

LAUGHTER

0:37:170:37:19

And just for that, I'm going to eat your strawberries!

0:37:190:37:21

APPLAUSE

0:37:210:37:23

JULIE LAUGHS Oh, yeah!

0:37:230:37:26

Sammy, OK, what do you want to sing about?

0:37:260:37:30

-Oh, about eight minutes.

-LAUGHTER

0:37:300:37:32

-You'd better hurry, Richard is going to be back here in five.

-OK.

0:37:320:37:36

-What shall it be?

-Well, it's spring,

0:37:360:37:38

why don't we sing a song about spring?

0:37:380:37:40

OK, then. Could we have a little spring, please?

0:37:400:37:44

MUSIC: "I Love You" and "Spring Is Here"

0:37:580:38:00

# It's spring again

0:38:000:38:03

# And the birds are on the wing again

0:38:030:38:08

# Start to sing again

0:38:080:38:12

# The old melodies

0:38:140:38:18

# Spring is here

0:38:210:38:27

# Why does my heart go dancing?

0:38:270:38:31

# Spring is here

0:38:320:38:37

# Why isn't the waltz entrancing?

0:38:370:38:42

# No desire

0:38:420:38:44

# No ambition leads me

0:38:440:38:51

# Maybe it's because

0:38:510:38:56

# Nobody

0:38:560:38:59

# Needs me

0:38:590:39:05

# Spring is here!

0:39:050:39:07

# Spring is here, I hear

0:39:070:39:09

# Why doesn't the breeze delight me?

0:39:090:39:12

# Why doesn't the breeze delight me?

0:39:120:39:15

# Stars appear

0:39:150:39:18

# Twinkling stars appear

0:39:180:39:20

# Why doesn't the night delight me?

0:39:200:39:25

# Well, maybe it's because

0:39:250:39:29

# Nobody loves me

0:39:290:39:36

# Spring is here, I hear. #

0:39:360:39:42

-Yes, it's here, Julie, but it can really hang you up the most.

-Mm.

0:39:420:39:46

MUSIC: "Spring Can Really Hang You Up The Most"

0:39:460:39:48

# Spring is here

0:39:480:39:50

# There's no mistaking it

0:39:500:39:53

# Robins building nests from coast to coast

0:39:530:39:59

# My heart tries to sing

0:39:590:40:02

# So they won't hear it breaking

0:40:020:40:05

# Oh, spring can really hang you up the most

0:40:050:40:11

# Morning's kiss wakes trees and flowers

0:40:110:40:18

# And to them, I'd like to drink a toast

0:40:180:40:24

# But I walk in the park

0:40:240:40:26

# Just to kill lonely hours

0:40:260:40:29

# Oh, spring can really hang you up the most. #

0:40:290:40:36

Not when...

0:40:360:40:37

MUSIC: "April In Paris"

0:40:370:40:39

-# ..It's April in Paris... #

-APPLAUSE

0:40:390:40:43

# Chestnuts in blossom

0:40:430:40:48

# Holiday tables under the trees

0:40:480:40:55

# Under the trees

0:40:550:40:59

# April in Paris

0:40:590:41:01

# April in Paris

0:41:010:41:04

# This is a feeling

0:41:040:41:07

# This is a feeling

0:41:070:41:09

# No-one can ever

0:41:090:41:14

# Reprise

0:41:140:41:20

# I never knew the charm of spring

0:41:200:41:25

# Never met it face-to-face

0:41:250:41:29

# And I never knew my heart could sing

0:41:290:41:35

# Never missed a warm embrace

0:41:350:41:42

# And still, it happens every spring

0:41:420:41:47

# The world is young again

0:41:470:41:50

# We're children on an up-sa-daisy swing

0:41:500:41:56

# A carousel with horses freshly painted

0:41:560:42:02

# And the oom-pa-pa that says, "Let's get acquainted"

0:42:020:42:08

# Oh, it happens, yes, it happens

0:42:080:42:11

-# Every spring!

-#

0:42:110:42:14

MUSIC: "It Might As Well Be Spring"

0:42:140:42:15

# I keep wishing I was somewhere else

0:42:150:42:20

# Walking down a strange new street

0:42:200:42:25

# And hearing words

0:42:250:42:28

# I've never heard before

0:42:280:42:31

# From a girl I've yet to meet

0:42:310:42:39

# I'm as busy as a spider spinning daydreams

0:42:390:42:45

# I'm as giddy as a baby on a swing

0:42:450:42:50

# Now, I haven't seen a crocus or a rosebud

0:42:500:42:56

# Or a robin on the wing

0:42:560:43:03

# But I feel so gay

0:43:030:43:08

# In a melancholy way

0:43:080:43:12

# That it might as well...

0:43:120:43:15

# Be spring

0:43:150:43:19

# It might as...

0:43:190:43:24

# Might as...

0:43:240:43:27

# Well be...

0:43:270:43:31

# Well be...

0:43:310:43:35

# Spring. #

0:43:350:43:41

APPLAUSE

0:43:450:43:48

Sammy, Sammy, I don't think this is a good idea. I really don't.

0:43:570:44:00

It's an excellent idea. If it was good enough to do with

0:44:000:44:02

your husband and my wife at yours the other night, you can do it here.

0:44:020:44:06

-Now, take it.

-Yeah, but at my house, it's one thing.

0:44:060:44:08

In everybody else's house, it's a...it's an another thing.

0:44:080:44:11

-Get it on. Get it on. Get it on.

-Sammy, what are you...?

0:44:110:44:15

Just watch the microphone and you'll get it on.

0:44:150:44:19

LAUGHTER

0:44:210:44:22

MUSIC: "Get It On"

0:44:240:44:26

# Now, I'm going to tell you this What I'm gonna do

0:44:280:44:30

-# I'm gonna show you what to do. #

-OK.

0:44:320:44:35

# I said, come on, Julie, don't you quit!

0:44:350:44:39

# I said, come on, Julie, this is it!

0:44:390:44:41

# Get it on in the morning, Julie!

0:44:410:44:43

# Get it on in the evening, Julie! #

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MUSIC: "Spinning Wheel"

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# What goes up must come down

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# Spinnin' wheel, got to go round

0:44:570:45:01

# Talkin' 'bout your troubles

0:45:010:45:03

# It's a cryin' sin

0:45:030:45:05

# Ride a painted pony Let the spinnin' wheel spin

0:45:050:45:09

# You got no money, you got no home

0:45:090:45:12

# Spinnin' wheel, all alone

0:45:120:45:16

# Talkin' 'bout your troubles

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# But you, you never learn

0:45:180:45:20

# Ride a painted pony, let the spinnin' wheel turn!

0:45:200:45:24

# Did you find your directing sign

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# On the straight and narrow highway?

0:45:270:45:31

# And would you mind a reflecting sign

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# To let it shine within your mind?

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# And show you the colours that are real... #

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-Ow!

-Ow! Sammy!

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# Someone's waitin' just for you

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# Spinnin' wheel, spinnin' true

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# Drop all your troubles by the riverside

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# Ride a painted pony Let the spinnin' wheel fly

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# Ride a painted pony Let the spinnin' wheel fly. #

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Go on, Sammy!

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Yeah!

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MUSIC: "Redemption"

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# Toil and labour on the Ark

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# Noah, God meant it

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# Scorn and pity's all the world around, you'll ever know

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# Rain and thunder in the dark

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# Noah, God sent it

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# Sing redemption everywhere you go. Ow!

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# Praise the Lord He has led you

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# Noah!

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# Ow!

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# Thirst and hunger on the rock

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# Moses, God gave you

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# Pain and sorrow all the world around, you'll ever know

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# Fire and fury in the dark

0:46:550:46:57

# Moses, God save you

0:46:570:46:58

# Sing redemption everywhere you go

0:46:580:47:02

# Praise the Lord, he has led you

0:47:020:47:05

# Moses!

0:47:050:47:09

# Moses! #

0:47:090:47:12

MUSIC: "Somethin' Comin' On"

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# Something's coming on

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# I don't know what it is, but it's getting stronger. #

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Oh, yeah, Sammy!

0:47:180:47:19

# Feel it in my bones

0:47:190:47:22

# Won't you let it last a little bit longer?

0:47:220:47:27

# Going off my head

0:47:270:47:29

# Doing things I never even dreamed of

0:47:290:47:32

# And you're gettin' it on, Julie!

0:47:320:47:34

# Rollin' down my spine

0:47:340:47:36

# Turning on things that ain't never been, ain't never been turned on!

0:47:360:47:41

# Suddenly, he came in

0:47:410:47:43

# Looking like he'd been gaming

0:47:430:47:45

# Doing things for everybody else

0:47:450:47:49

# When she asked me loudly

0:47:490:47:51

# I answered very proudly

0:47:510:47:52

# I had spent my life upon the shelf!

0:47:520:47:56

# Something's coming on

0:47:580:48:00

# Now I understand it's getting better!

0:48:000:48:04

-# Ow!

-Feel it in my bones

0:48:040:48:07

# Whatever happens now, it just don't matter

0:48:070:48:10

# Get it on, get it on, get it on!

0:48:100:48:12

# Going off my head

0:48:120:48:15

# Doing things I never even dreamed of!

0:48:150:48:18

-# Woo!

-Rolling down my spine

0:48:180:48:21

# Turning on things that ain't ever been turned on

0:48:210:48:24

# Get it on, get it on! Get it on...

0:48:240:48:26

# You've made me so very happy

0:48:260:48:31

# I'm so glad you came into my life!

0:48:310:48:37

# I chose you for the one

0:48:370:48:39

# Now we're having so much fun

0:48:390:48:42

# You treated me so kind

0:48:420:48:44

# You're gonna make me blow my mind! #

0:48:440:48:46

I told you this would be great fun.

0:48:490:48:52

# You came and... Oh-oh-oh-oh!

0:48:530:48:56

# You came and took control

0:48:560:48:58

# You touched my very soul

0:48:580:49:00

# You really showed me that

0:49:000:49:02

# Loving you is where it's at

0:49:020:49:04

# You made me so very happy

0:49:040:49:07

# I'm so glad you came into my life!

0:49:070:49:13

# Ooh-hoo!

0:49:130:49:15

# Get it on, get it on, get it on! #

0:49:150:49:18

Take it, Sammy!

0:49:180:49:19

# Get it on, get it on, get it on

0:49:190:49:21

# I'm so glad you came into my life!

0:49:210:49:27

-# Good night, Julie... #

-APPLAUSE

0:49:270:49:30

# Get it on, get it on, get it on!

0:49:300:49:32

-# Good night, Sammy!

-#

0:49:320:49:34

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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-Julie.

-What? Hmm?

-Good night, Julie. Peace and love, togetherness.

0:49:460:49:51

Bye-bye. Bye-bye, Sammy. APPLAUSE

0:49:510:49:54

MUSIC: "Time Is My Friend"

0:49:550:49:57

# It's time now to go

0:49:570:50:01

# For everything must end

0:50:010:50:05

# I'll see you soon, I know

0:50:050:50:09

# Knowing time

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# Is my friend. #

0:50:130:50:18

Good night, everyone. God bless.

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APPLAUSE

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