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Now, as I'm sure we're all aware, Britain has started flooding | 0:00:21 | 0:00:25 | |
quite often these days. A couple of reasons for this. | 0:00:25 | 0:00:28 | |
One, a lot of people these days are buying Toyota Prius's | 0:00:28 | 0:00:31 | |
which of course is pulling the world down and that's causing more rain. | 0:00:31 | 0:00:35 | |
AND a lot of houses are being built on flood plains | 0:00:37 | 0:00:40 | |
so there's nowhere for the water to go. | 0:00:40 | 0:00:42 | |
Yes, and because of this, we are | 0:00:42 | 0:00:44 | |
forever seeing pictures of towns that have been flooded. | 0:00:44 | 0:00:47 | |
Tewkesbury, Haywards Heath, Doncaster, they've all been hit and whenever | 0:00:47 | 0:00:50 | |
we look at these pictures, we can always see lots of marooned cars. | 0:00:50 | 0:00:55 | |
And this got us thinking. | 0:00:55 | 0:00:56 | |
Is there some simple way that cars could be kept mobile | 0:00:56 | 0:01:00 | |
even when the street is under three feet of water? | 0:01:00 | 0:01:04 | |
Now, obviously you can't simply fit an outboard motor to the back | 0:01:04 | 0:01:07 | |
like we did with our cross-Channel Nissan pick-up truck | 0:01:07 | 0:01:10 | |
because the propeller would snag submerged obstacles around towns, | 0:01:10 | 0:01:15 | |
and you can't really use oars because that would be exhausting. | 0:01:15 | 0:01:19 | |
Mm. It all looked hopeless, but then I had an idea. | 0:01:19 | 0:01:23 | |
I think this is the ideal transport for a flooded town such as Doncaster | 0:01:34 | 0:01:40 | |
or Tewkesbury because a hovercraft simply glides over road signs, | 0:01:40 | 0:01:46 | |
railings, cows, just about everything, really. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:49 | |
Gentlemen, I give you... | 0:01:54 | 0:01:56 | |
-the future. -Is it? | 0:01:57 | 0:01:59 | |
Are you suggesting that if you live in a town that might flood, | 0:01:59 | 0:02:04 | |
you go everywhere on a hovercraft in preparation for that day | 0:02:04 | 0:02:07 | |
-when it does flood, IF it does. -No. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:09 | |
OK, you have a hovercraft for when it floods, but I'm saying | 0:02:09 | 0:02:12 | |
we put wheels on the bottom of this and then it's a normal car! | 0:02:12 | 0:02:16 | |
No, it isn't! It's a hovercraft with wheels on the bottom. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:19 | |
OR, this is my other plan. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:21 | |
We get a car and turn it into a hovercraft like this. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:25 | |
-Oh, for God's sake. -No, no. | 0:02:25 | 0:02:27 | |
He's on to something, because, well, if you think about it, | 0:02:27 | 0:02:30 | |
a car already has an engine and wheels | 0:02:30 | 0:02:32 | |
and space for the passengers and space for the luggage | 0:02:32 | 0:02:35 | |
so all you need to do is add to that another engine to provide | 0:02:35 | 0:02:39 | |
-the lift and another engine to provide the thrust. -There you go. | 0:02:39 | 0:02:42 | |
And some skirts around the bottom. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:44 | |
It's going to have to be quite big, this car. | 0:02:44 | 0:02:46 | |
There's a lot of big cars! Mercedes S-Class, that's big. | 0:02:46 | 0:02:49 | |
-Rolls-Royce Phantom, that's massive. -It's expensive. | 0:02:49 | 0:02:51 | |
Maserati Quattroporte, you can pick those up for next to nothing. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:54 | |
You could put three engines in that, skirts and everything. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:57 | |
While Hammond went off to find a suitable car, | 0:02:57 | 0:03:00 | |
I spent some time becoming even more expert at driving a hovercraft. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:05 | |
Oh, that's... I wasn't expecting that. | 0:03:05 | 0:03:09 | |
And James headed off to Top Gear's secret amphibious engineering centre | 0:03:09 | 0:03:13 | |
in the Yorkshire town of Penistone. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:16 | |
Just off St Mary's Street, behind Tesco's. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:19 | |
While Jeremy hangs around in the children's playground out there, | 0:03:21 | 0:03:24 | |
I'll go through a few hovercraft absolute basics for you. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:28 | |
If you imagine looking at it from the front, you have | 0:03:28 | 0:03:31 | |
- this is very basic - a platform, you know, | 0:03:31 | 0:03:33 | |
wherever you sit and all the rest. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:35 | |
There's a huge fan inside which blows air downwards to form | 0:03:35 | 0:03:39 | |
a cushion underneath. | 0:03:39 | 0:03:42 | |
Now, the clever thing is, | 0:03:42 | 0:03:43 | |
this is contained by a flexible skirt around the edge, | 0:03:43 | 0:03:47 | |
and for this reason, it's sort of self-regulating because a | 0:03:47 | 0:03:50 | |
certain amount of this cushion of air escapes out of the sides... | 0:03:50 | 0:03:54 | |
..floating about pointlessly | 0:03:56 | 0:03:58 | |
so propulsion you have generally another... | 0:03:58 | 0:04:00 | |
Sadly, before James had a chance to finish his interesting lecture, | 0:04:00 | 0:04:04 | |
Hammond arrived with his car. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:06 | |
-It's not really a car, is it? -No! | 0:04:19 | 0:04:21 | |
It's a Ford Transit van and it's perfect. Let me talk you through. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:24 | |
OK, what we've got here at the front, an engine, | 0:04:24 | 0:04:27 | |
to power the front wheels and drive it along. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:29 | |
Behind that, seats, room for us. Behind that, room for our luggage. | 0:04:29 | 0:04:33 | |
Here, room for an engine to provide lift, | 0:04:33 | 0:04:36 | |
and at the back, room for another engine to provide thrust. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:41 | |
What?! | 0:04:41 | 0:04:42 | |
It's practically a hovercraft already! I can see it! It's... | 0:04:42 | 0:04:46 | |
It's what we need. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:47 | |
'With the van parked in the workshop...' | 0:04:48 | 0:04:51 | |
And stop. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:52 | |
'Richard set to work mounting the two motorcycle engines that would | 0:04:54 | 0:04:58 | |
'provide lift and thrust. | 0:04:58 | 0:05:00 | |
I, meanwhile, was making good progress with the skirts, | 0:05:02 | 0:05:06 | |
until the expert hover pilot arrived... | 0:05:06 | 0:05:08 | |
-Sorry. -Thank you! | 0:05:11 | 0:05:14 | |
'..and immediately started to complain that we wouldn't | 0:05:14 | 0:05:17 | |
'have enough power.' | 0:05:17 | 0:05:19 | |
THAT is not big enough. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:20 | |
-It is! -It isn't, it's titchy. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:22 | |
It's a 90 horsepower engine and this is doing just the lift. | 0:05:22 | 0:05:25 | |
I've got another 90 horsepower engine to do the thrust. That's a lot. | 0:05:25 | 0:05:29 | |
-How much power has this got? -35. | 0:05:29 | 0:05:31 | |
-And that's got to do both the lift AND the thrust. -Yes. | 0:05:31 | 0:05:33 | |
I've got two engines. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:34 | |
Well, fire it up and I'll show you what that can do. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:37 | |
-All done. -Right, now that's... | 0:05:39 | 0:05:42 | |
-See? -So, we've got... -We've got many times that. -We've got 35 doing both. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:53 | |
-You've got 180. -Yeah, exactly right. The equivalent of 180 to your 35. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:57 | |
That is plenty. | 0:05:57 | 0:06:00 | |
With the power issues settled, we went to work. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:02 | |
Then, out on the proving ground, I uncovered a problem. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:17 | |
What are you doing? | 0:06:17 | 0:06:18 | |
Well, it turns out there are some surfaces where it doesn't work. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:24 | |
It's all right on the wood and it's all right on the water. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:26 | |
But this is because...think of scale. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:28 | |
This is small, these rocks by comparison are enormous. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:32 | |
If you scale that up, | 0:06:32 | 0:06:34 | |
-a full size one would find this easy. -Well, if you think about it, | 0:06:34 | 0:06:36 | |
our hovercraft is going to need to go over, you know, churches. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:42 | |
Not a whole church! | 0:06:42 | 0:06:43 | |
But despite my concerns, the work continued. | 0:06:45 | 0:06:48 | |
My plan is to drive the van normally from the normal seats over | 0:06:50 | 0:06:54 | |
there and then you switch to THIS seat for hover mode. | 0:06:54 | 0:06:58 | |
Soon, the engines were fitted, | 0:06:58 | 0:07:00 | |
unnecessarily heavy items had been removed, and our van was ready. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:06 | |
DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS | 0:07:06 | 0:07:14 | |
-Gentlemen, Christopher Cockerell, Barnes Wallis... -Fred Whittle. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:42 | |
-You mean Frank. -Whatever. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:44 | |
They will all now be shivering in the cold dark | 0:07:44 | 0:07:47 | |
-shadow of our magnificence. -It's utterly, utterly brilliant. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:51 | |
Let me talk you through this thing, because along the side | 0:07:51 | 0:07:54 | |
you'll see here are the skirts ready to be deployed | 0:07:54 | 0:07:56 | |
when we switch to hover mode. | 0:07:56 | 0:07:57 | |
Then, at the back, if we look in here, you can see mounted amidships. | 0:07:57 | 0:08:02 | |
That's the second engine that's powering the lift. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:05 | |
Here, at the back, the third engine. That's powering the thrust. | 0:08:05 | 0:08:08 | |
The fans, the rudder. It's actually quite beautiful. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:11 | |
BUT would it work? | 0:08:16 | 0:08:18 | |
Well, to find out, we took it onto the streets of Penistone. | 0:08:18 | 0:08:21 | |
What I think is critical is that for 364 days a year, | 0:08:25 | 0:08:29 | |
-this has to just be a car, does it not? -Yep. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:33 | |
Just something you would use for shopping, | 0:08:33 | 0:08:36 | |
taking the children to school, and it's absolutely perfect at that. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:40 | |
I mean, we're driving around Penistone. | 0:08:40 | 0:08:42 | |
And there's nothing to tell me there's anything unusual about this. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:46 | |
What they don't realise is that when the River Penis | 0:08:48 | 0:08:51 | |
-bursts its banks, we're ready, in a way that no-one else is. -Yep. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:56 | |
Hey, what about a name? We haven't thought of a name. | 0:08:59 | 0:09:03 | |
Bob. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:04 | |
-Transit Fan. -Transit Fan? -Yeah. -I like that. | 0:09:04 | 0:09:10 | |
OR, we could just call it the Hovervan. | 0:09:10 | 0:09:14 | |
Hovervan sort of says what it does. | 0:09:14 | 0:09:15 | |
-It does what it says on the tin, doesn't it? -Yeah, Hovervan! | 0:09:15 | 0:09:19 | |
Having established that it worked well on the road, | 0:09:20 | 0:09:24 | |
we found a nearby reservoir where we could test it on the water. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:27 | |
-This is ideal. -This will do. | 0:09:31 | 0:09:33 | |
After just 90 minutes, the skirts were deployed, | 0:09:35 | 0:09:38 | |
the engine waterproofing system was in place, | 0:09:38 | 0:09:41 | |
and the three of us had ticked all the BBC health and safety boxes. | 0:09:41 | 0:09:46 | |
-It's quite exciting. -It is, now I'm switching to the hover seat. | 0:09:50 | 0:09:52 | |
I can't walk. | 0:09:52 | 0:09:54 | |
As a massive crowd gathered, we began. | 0:09:56 | 0:10:01 | |
-Richard Hammond. -Yes?! -Engage hover mode. -Oh, this is it! | 0:10:01 | 0:10:05 | |
-Right, so this is the lift engine going on first. -Yes. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:08 | |
-Yes! -We are rising! -We are in a hovercraft. -We are hovering. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:16 | |
-Engage thrust mode! -Here we go. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:19 | |
-Thrust engine is running! -Yes! -Oh! | 0:10:22 | 0:10:28 | |
-I'm aware we're moving! We ARE moving. -Oh-ho-ho! It works! | 0:10:30 | 0:10:37 | |
-We're going in. -And now the transition from land to water. | 0:10:37 | 0:10:41 | |
-Oh, hang on. -More lift, Hammond, more lift! Hammond, more lift! | 0:10:44 | 0:10:49 | |
-I'm giving it all it's got! -Hammond, more, more... Hammond, more lift! | 0:10:49 | 0:10:56 | |
-Hang on! -Why did that happen? We've got to save it. Save it! | 0:11:03 | 0:11:09 | |
-OK, we've got a bit of flooding back here. -A bit? | 0:11:09 | 0:11:12 | |
When I say a bit, I mean quite a lot. Was that full power? | 0:11:12 | 0:11:16 | |
-That was all it had! -You didn't give it enough lift. | 0:11:16 | 0:11:19 | |
It was your controls. You went in quickly, it swamped. | 0:11:19 | 0:11:22 | |
Right, and with that, back to the drawing board. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:26 | |
This is the £650,000 Porsche 918. It is insanely fast. | 0:11:32 | 0:11:38 | |
It's rammed full of technology and most importantly, it is a hybrid. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:43 | |
In many ways then, exactly the same as the McLaren P1 that Jeremy | 0:11:43 | 0:11:47 | |
fell in love with a few weeks back. | 0:11:47 | 0:11:50 | |
-The big question though, is it any good? -No! | 0:11:50 | 0:11:54 | |
When Jeremy tested the P1, he took it to the Spa racetrack in Belgium. | 0:12:01 | 0:12:07 | |
My F1 track may not have that pedigree, but at this place, | 0:12:07 | 0:12:12 | |
at least the fun doesn't stop when the sun goes down. | 0:12:12 | 0:12:15 | |
The Abu Dhabi Circuit is also famed for having a 1.2KM straight, | 0:12:39 | 0:12:44 | |
one of the longest anywhere. It seems like a good place to start. | 0:12:44 | 0:12:48 | |
Let's make some noise. | 0:12:49 | 0:12:50 | |
Oh! That is breathtaking! | 0:12:53 | 0:12:55 | |
Oh, ho-ho-ho! | 0:13:02 | 0:13:04 | |
9,000 rpm! Boom! | 0:13:06 | 0:13:10 | |
Yah! Big speed, 280. | 0:13:13 | 0:13:18 | |
Braking. | 0:13:21 | 0:13:22 | |
Oh, that is acceleration unlike anything else. | 0:13:24 | 0:13:29 | |
I know Jeremy's head was blown off by the speed of that P1 | 0:13:29 | 0:13:31 | |
but I absolutely cannot believe it felt any faster than this. | 0:13:31 | 0:13:37 | |
It can't have done. | 0:13:37 | 0:13:39 | |
Like the McLaren, the 918 has a joint strike force of petrol engine | 0:13:43 | 0:13:47 | |
and electric motors working together. | 0:13:47 | 0:13:50 | |
It's that electric power that gives it so much punch off the line. | 0:13:52 | 0:13:56 | |
I have 500 ft-lbs of torque, at 800 rpm. 800! | 0:13:59 | 0:14:03 | |
A 458 doesn't have 500 torques at any rpm! It just wakes up. | 0:14:03 | 0:14:09 | |
It's like a sprinter, falling out of bed | 0:14:09 | 0:14:12 | |
and going straight into a world record while all the others | 0:14:12 | 0:14:14 | |
are still eating cornflakes and thinking about having a poo. | 0:14:14 | 0:14:18 | |
The petrol engine, which sounds ungodly through those | 0:14:18 | 0:14:21 | |
top mounted exhausts, is a 612 horsepower, 4.6 litre V8. | 0:14:21 | 0:14:29 | |
On the topic of power and performance, | 0:14:34 | 0:14:37 | |
the 918 and the P1 can trade punches all day long. | 0:14:37 | 0:14:41 | |
The 918 can't match the P1's top speed, 218 compared to 211, | 0:14:45 | 0:14:50 | |
but I get to 60 quicker. 2.6 seconds to his sluggish 2.8. | 0:14:53 | 0:15:00 | |
I'm on 875 brake horsepower, the P1 has 903 but more torque. | 0:15:00 | 0:15:06 | |
And on and on and on it goes. It's King Kong versus Godzilla. | 0:15:10 | 0:15:13 | |
There are some areas though, where the | 0:15:24 | 0:15:27 | |
918 definitely has the P1 on the ropes. | 0:15:27 | 0:15:32 | |
It can retrieve energy generated by braking | 0:15:32 | 0:15:35 | |
and feed it back into the batteries. | 0:15:35 | 0:15:38 | |
The roof lifts out so you can enjoy some open-top cruising. | 0:15:38 | 0:15:41 | |
And inside, you get some actual creature comforts | 0:15:42 | 0:15:46 | |
like electric seats and an 11 speaker sound system. | 0:15:46 | 0:15:50 | |
You don't get either of those on a P1. | 0:15:50 | 0:15:54 | |
I'm not one to gloat but hello? | 0:15:54 | 0:15:57 | |
Glove box! Yeah! | 0:15:57 | 0:15:58 | |
And then this centre console from where | 0:15:58 | 0:16:00 | |
I can control the top screen - that does many things up there, | 0:16:00 | 0:16:04 | |
and then over 800 functions can be | 0:16:04 | 0:16:06 | |
controlled from the touch-sensitive screen down here. | 0:16:06 | 0:16:10 | |
Maybe I can go online | 0:16:10 | 0:16:11 | |
and order Jeremy a set of spanners to adjust the seat on his P1. | 0:16:11 | 0:16:15 | |
Look up "old-fashioned" for me. | 0:16:15 | 0:16:17 | |
In addition to the wealth of on-board amusements, | 0:16:21 | 0:16:24 | |
the 918 also has many driving modes. | 0:16:24 | 0:16:28 | |
Right now, I'm in fully electric mode | 0:16:29 | 0:16:34 | |
and I can whisper around like this for 18 miles, compared to the P1's 7. | 0:16:34 | 0:16:40 | |
But if I go down here, I can select hybrid, and that allows it to | 0:16:40 | 0:16:46 | |
alternate between petrol and electric in the most efficient way. | 0:16:46 | 0:16:50 | |
Or we've got sport mode, where we have petrol power all the time. | 0:16:50 | 0:16:54 | |
BUT I'm here on this race track so let's go one further | 0:16:55 | 0:16:59 | |
and put it in race mode. | 0:16:59 | 0:17:03 | |
Now, the petrol engine is top dog | 0:17:06 | 0:17:08 | |
and the electric motors are acting as its wing. | 0:17:08 | 0:17:11 | |
It's time to attack some corners. | 0:17:13 | 0:17:15 | |
Hell's bells! | 0:17:21 | 0:17:23 | |
That grip! | 0:17:25 | 0:17:27 | |
This thing corners and I'm going flat. Totally flat. | 0:17:33 | 0:17:38 | |
And there's none of that bottom-clenching terror Jeremy | 0:17:42 | 0:17:45 | |
talked about in the P1. | 0:17:45 | 0:17:46 | |
Partly that's because where the P1 is rear drive only, | 0:17:52 | 0:17:56 | |
the 918 has four wheel drive and four wheel steering. | 0:17:56 | 0:18:01 | |
I think in essence, yes, | 0:18:05 | 0:18:06 | |
the P1 is more proper fighter pilot seat-of-the-pants stuff, | 0:18:06 | 0:18:10 | |
this is altogether more civilised, | 0:18:10 | 0:18:13 | |
but that does not mean it's boring, because it just isn't. | 0:18:13 | 0:18:16 | |
The back end breaks away like a rear wheel drive car. | 0:18:19 | 0:18:25 | |
What a thing! | 0:18:29 | 0:18:30 | |
But even though the 918 is more grown up than the P1, | 0:18:38 | 0:18:43 | |
it can still boast some pretty exciting achievements. | 0:18:43 | 0:18:46 | |
The fact is, this car has lapped the Nurburgring in six minutes, | 0:18:48 | 0:18:53 | |
57 seconds. That's faster than any other road legal production car. | 0:18:53 | 0:18:58 | |
To put it into context, a hardcore Lexus LFA did it in seven minutes, | 0:18:58 | 0:19:02 | |
14 seconds. The mighty Nissan GT-R was almost half a minute slower. | 0:19:02 | 0:19:08 | |
As for the P1, well, McLaren are saying it has gone | 0:19:08 | 0:19:11 | |
round in under seven minutes, but they're not saying an actual time. | 0:19:11 | 0:19:17 | |
I don't know, maybe they lost the piece of paper it was written on. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:20 | |
Or something. | 0:19:20 | 0:19:22 | |
With daylight coming, I locked up, left the keys to the circuit | 0:19:39 | 0:19:44 | |
under the mat, and went in search of breakfast. | 0:19:44 | 0:19:47 | |
Full of awe for this incredible machine. | 0:19:50 | 0:19:54 | |
Here I am with 875 BHP, a 4.6 litre V8 that sounds like that, | 0:19:54 | 0:20:02 | |
and yet the CO2 emissions are lower than a Toyota Prius, | 0:20:02 | 0:20:07 | |
and certainly much lower than a P1. | 0:20:07 | 0:20:09 | |
I don't know, this is just all round a more impressive achievement. | 0:20:10 | 0:20:14 | |
It's more of its time. | 0:20:14 | 0:20:16 | |
To put it in another way, | 0:20:16 | 0:20:18 | |
McLaren have used hybrid technology to liven up a supercar today. | 0:20:18 | 0:20:23 | |
Porsche have used hybrid technology to save the supercar for tomorrow. | 0:20:23 | 0:20:28 | |
This is an important car. | 0:20:30 | 0:20:32 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome | 0:20:42 | 0:20:44 | |
Benedict Cumberbatch! | 0:20:44 | 0:20:45 | |
Hello. | 0:20:48 | 0:20:50 | |
-Very well, very well. -Nice. | 0:20:50 | 0:20:54 | |
-Nice to meet you. -Hello, hello, hello. | 0:20:54 | 0:20:56 | |
-Have a seat! -Wow. | 0:20:56 | 0:20:58 | |
Wow wow wow. Thank you very much. | 0:20:58 | 0:21:00 | |
Now, that was a welcome. | 0:21:00 | 0:21:04 | |
That was a welcome from a lot of people who want to know | 0:21:04 | 0:21:08 | |
how you're not dead. | 0:21:08 | 0:21:10 | |
Well, erm, when I jump off, | 0:21:10 | 0:21:12 | |
there's a helicopter with Mycroft in it dressed as a woman | 0:21:12 | 0:21:15 | |
and an inflatable skirt and then he takes a pill which basically | 0:21:15 | 0:21:19 | |
means that the helicopter's... I'm not going to tell anyone. I can't. | 0:21:19 | 0:21:22 | |
Oh, no, I was really enjoying that. | 0:21:22 | 0:21:25 | |
Because it was obviously one of the most written about | 0:21:25 | 0:21:28 | |
and talked about events in modern television history. | 0:21:28 | 0:21:31 | |
And I wasn't here. I sort of missed it. The furore at home. | 0:21:31 | 0:21:35 | |
I was abroad but I heard that it went on for weeks and... | 0:21:35 | 0:21:39 | |
-You actually fell off a building and then you're not dead. -Yeah. | 0:21:39 | 0:21:44 | |
We saw you dead but anyway, | 0:21:44 | 0:21:45 | |
so, when do we find out how that had been achieved? | 0:21:45 | 0:21:48 | |
I think it's going to be some time near the end of this year or | 0:21:48 | 0:21:51 | |
the beginning of next year. That's what we're aiming for. | 0:21:51 | 0:21:53 | |
-More recently, we've seen you in the new Star Trek movie. -Yeah. | 0:21:53 | 0:21:56 | |
Do you find yourself being approached by those | 0:21:56 | 0:22:00 | |
of a Trekkie disposition? | 0:22:00 | 0:22:02 | |
The ones I have met are remarkably normal and it is a bit like | 0:22:02 | 0:22:05 | |
-'eh-erm, I'm quite a Trekkie fan actually.' -YOU are? | 0:22:05 | 0:22:08 | |
-No, no, no, but that was me pretending to be one, but thank you. -Oh, OK. | 0:22:08 | 0:22:11 | |
You're such a big actor that I thought you actually were one. | 0:22:11 | 0:22:14 | |
I fooled you there, Jeremy, I fooled you there. I mean I wasn't actually. | 0:22:14 | 0:22:18 | |
I wasn't a Trekkie. I watched the first film | 0:22:18 | 0:22:19 | |
and was very into that | 0:22:19 | 0:22:21 | |
and then I obviously did a little bit of research as far as what | 0:22:21 | 0:22:24 | |
I was about to do in the canon and I really got into it. | 0:22:24 | 0:22:27 | |
It was great to be part of it. | 0:22:27 | 0:22:28 | |
Do you sometimes worry about saying that you like Star Trek? | 0:22:28 | 0:22:31 | |
I've always liked it, ever since it was Kirk and Spock, Jean-Luc Picard. | 0:22:31 | 0:22:35 | |
-Yeah, it's a great relationship. -Yeah. | 0:22:35 | 0:22:38 | |
I don't see that relationship. What relationship? | 0:22:38 | 0:22:41 | |
Between Kirk and Spock and Bones. I think those three... No. | 0:22:41 | 0:22:43 | |
If I talk about relationship between two men in a drama, | 0:22:43 | 0:22:46 | |
-they're immediately at it. -Well, yeah. | 0:22:46 | 0:22:48 | |
The worldwide interlie will basically go splat, | 0:22:48 | 0:22:51 | |
there's a load of fan fiction which has me | 0:22:51 | 0:22:53 | |
and John Watson floating in space on a bed handcuffed to one another. | 0:22:53 | 0:22:57 | |
-Not just with handcuffs either. -I could write that tonight. | 0:22:58 | 0:23:02 | |
-It would be fun. You're from an acting family. -I am. | 0:23:02 | 0:23:06 | |
My mum and dad are both actors. Both actually. | 0:23:06 | 0:23:10 | |
My car history sort of begins with them. | 0:23:10 | 0:23:11 | |
-I was introduced into cars by them. -Well, that's interesting. | 0:23:11 | 0:23:14 | |
-We've got a photograph of your mum here, look. -Yep. | 0:23:14 | 0:23:17 | |
Now, my mum didn't have a car like that. That's quite cool. | 0:23:17 | 0:23:21 | |
-It's very cool. -Is that from a Gerry Anderson show? | 0:23:21 | 0:23:24 | |
-It is, it's from UFO, yeah. -No! She was in UFO? -Yeah, she was in UFO. | 0:23:24 | 0:23:27 | |
So that obviously wasn't her car. | 0:23:27 | 0:23:29 | |
Er, no, but she did drive it and it was driveable. | 0:23:29 | 0:23:31 | |
She had an MGT - an MGB I should say, a hatchback. | 0:23:31 | 0:23:36 | |
-Not a hatchback, sorry, a soft top. -Yeah. | 0:23:36 | 0:23:38 | |
But all cars before I was born. | 0:23:38 | 0:23:39 | |
When I was born it got a bit sensible. | 0:23:39 | 0:23:41 | |
She had a Mini, which was great, because that was my first car. | 0:23:41 | 0:23:45 | |
-Was it? -Yeah. I borrowed my mother's Mini. | 0:23:45 | 0:23:47 | |
Your first car was a proper Mini then? Crash it? | 0:23:47 | 0:23:49 | |
No, but I did reverse after a night out over a very | 0:23:49 | 0:23:53 | |
large rock on a driveway and the gearstick just when 'phunk!' | 0:23:53 | 0:23:55 | |
Right through the chassis of the car. | 0:23:55 | 0:23:58 | |
-So, next car was a... -A Golf Mitsubishi Colt from 1982. | 0:23:58 | 0:24:02 | |
-Hatchback white rust bucket. -A Golf? -Yeah. | 0:24:02 | 0:24:05 | |
No, not a Golf, sorry, a Mitsubishi Colt. | 0:24:05 | 0:24:06 | |
-So your own GT and a Golf Mitsubishi. -Yep. | 0:24:06 | 0:24:09 | |
I'm cross-splicing in some future world of cars. | 0:24:10 | 0:24:13 | |
-Yeah, there's a lot of car jumbling up. -There is. | 0:24:13 | 0:24:16 | |
It's a good job I don't do your job. I'd be rubbish at it. | 0:24:16 | 0:24:18 | |
Well, it's a good job I don't do yours, | 0:24:18 | 0:24:20 | |
I've no idea how to fly a spaceship OR punch anyone, OR act. | 0:24:20 | 0:24:24 | |
-That can be taught. I got taught that. -What, how to punch? | 0:24:24 | 0:24:26 | |
Yeah, Hollywood Fu, it was great fun. | 0:24:26 | 0:24:29 | |
Do you punch like... do you punch with that side of your hand? | 0:24:29 | 0:24:32 | |
-What are you doing? -When you punch. | 0:24:32 | 0:24:35 | |
You look like you're trying to wipe a windscreen or something. | 0:24:35 | 0:24:37 | |
No, when you punch somebody. I've often... you sometimes... | 0:24:37 | 0:24:40 | |
Well, normally you're quite tight and it's all from the waist but | 0:24:40 | 0:24:43 | |
you have to sell it a bit more for cameras so you arc it round a bit. | 0:24:43 | 0:24:46 | |
But why don't you just end up punching someone... | 0:24:46 | 0:24:48 | |
Shall we try a fake punch? | 0:24:48 | 0:24:50 | |
AUDIENCE: YEAH! | 0:24:50 | 0:24:52 | |
-What if it turns into a real one? -Well, I'll give and you receive. | 0:24:52 | 0:24:56 | |
I like being the dominant one. So, where's a... there's a camera. | 0:24:58 | 0:25:02 | |
-Facing me would be good. -You're actually directing now. | 0:25:02 | 0:25:04 | |
I'm facing you. Am I ready for this punch? | 0:25:04 | 0:25:06 | |
Yeah, yeah, When I get to about there, you can move your head. | 0:25:06 | 0:25:09 | |
But what if I don't? | 0:25:09 | 0:25:11 | |
-I'm not going to do that. -Is anybody there? Your dry cleaning bills when | 0:25:12 | 0:25:15 | |
-my nose just bursts... All right. -You ready? -Yes. | 0:25:15 | 0:25:19 | |
-OK, and... -Ooof! | 0:25:19 | 0:25:22 | |
-Did that look good? -Did that look all right? He knows. They know. | 0:25:22 | 0:25:26 | |
Erm, we've had many actors on the show over the years sitting | 0:25:29 | 0:25:32 | |
-there, but we've never had one who's been carjacked before. -Oh, really? | 0:25:32 | 0:25:36 | |
-That's good. -It is, but you were genuinely carjacked. | 0:25:36 | 0:25:39 | |
-I was genuinely carjacked, yeah. -How did it happen? | 0:25:39 | 0:25:42 | |
Not a pleasant road trip. Erm, it was very scary. | 0:25:42 | 0:25:45 | |
I mean I have to emphasise not just because I love South Africa | 0:25:45 | 0:25:48 | |
and South Africans, but it was a small event in a very big country. | 0:25:48 | 0:25:51 | |
We were very lucky. | 0:25:51 | 0:25:52 | |
We were on a sort of bumpy dirt track and we got onto the M2, | 0:25:52 | 0:25:55 | |
the sort of major trunk road down the east coast, | 0:25:55 | 0:25:58 | |
and front right tyre blew and these guys surrounded us, | 0:25:58 | 0:26:03 | |
stuff went on with belongings and we were pushed about a bit. | 0:26:03 | 0:26:06 | |
I was put in the boot of the car though at one point | 0:26:06 | 0:26:09 | |
and that was interesting. | 0:26:09 | 0:26:11 | |
I thought "oh, maybe I could diffuse the break lights | 0:26:11 | 0:26:13 | |
"and then a policeman..." | 0:26:13 | 0:26:14 | |
No policemen in South Africa were going to pull over a car | 0:26:14 | 0:26:17 | |
full of men at midnight to question a broken tail light. | 0:26:17 | 0:26:21 | |
But it was very scary. | 0:26:21 | 0:26:23 | |
And when they got you out again, did they not put a duvet over your head? | 0:26:23 | 0:26:27 | |
At one point, stuff was being thrown out the car. | 0:26:27 | 0:26:30 | |
We were underneath this underpass and these juggernauts were just | 0:26:30 | 0:26:33 | |
charging over and the sound cover would be sort of perfect for a quiet | 0:26:33 | 0:26:37 | |
pop, then this duvet got thrown out and just went over our head. | 0:26:37 | 0:26:40 | |
I thought again, it's just the pillow thing. | 0:26:40 | 0:26:42 | |
It's going to be a muffler for a gunshot. | 0:26:42 | 0:26:44 | |
So, I kind of came to terms with mortality | 0:26:44 | 0:26:47 | |
and dying on my own about four times in the space of half an hour. | 0:26:47 | 0:26:51 | |
And the whole thing went on for about two hours. | 0:26:51 | 0:26:53 | |
-But we mustn't put people off South Africa. -No. | 0:26:53 | 0:26:55 | |
-It's a big, beautiful place. -It is. So we can just ignore all that. | 0:26:55 | 0:26:58 | |
Yeah, cut it. Cut that. | 0:26:58 | 0:27:00 | |
-Anyway, so, you came down here to do your lap. -Oh, -BLEEP. | 0:27:00 | 0:27:04 | |
-And how was it out there? -It was really good fun. | 0:27:06 | 0:27:08 | |
I mean, the first couple of laps, I couldn't see | 0:27:08 | 0:27:10 | |
the wood for the trees, but then as it went on, I think I got... | 0:27:10 | 0:27:12 | |
I bettered my times later on, so I was obviously learning something. | 0:27:12 | 0:27:15 | |
-How do you know? -People would go "hmm!". | 0:27:15 | 0:27:18 | |
Oh, just from people's "hmm!" face. | 0:27:18 | 0:27:20 | |
I'm told you did more laps than any guest we've had down here for years. | 0:27:20 | 0:27:24 | |
-Oh, that's so shaming! -Who would like to see the fastest lap? | 0:27:24 | 0:27:28 | |
AUDIENCE: YES! | 0:27:28 | 0:27:30 | |
-Let's have a look. -OK. | 0:27:30 | 0:27:33 | |
Oh, yes. | 0:27:33 | 0:27:34 | |
-We are away. -Yippee-ki-yay, -BLEEP! | 0:27:36 | 0:27:40 | |
A fan of The Hangover is here. | 0:27:41 | 0:27:43 | |
Look at it grip the mighty tech line with a lifetime warranty. | 0:27:44 | 0:27:48 | |
-That's not bad. -Is that all right? -Yeah, that's great. | 0:27:51 | 0:27:54 | |
It is hot in here. That's no excuse, come on. | 0:27:54 | 0:27:58 | |
-Did he have the air conditioning off or on? -No, off. -Off, good man! | 0:27:58 | 0:28:01 | |
Really trying... bit wide through there, maybe costing half a second. | 0:28:01 | 0:28:04 | |
Gear change, gear change, gear change, gear change. | 0:28:04 | 0:28:07 | |
-Boom. -Yeah, like the Sundance Kid there. Very quick mover. -Oh, God. | 0:28:07 | 0:28:13 | |
Hmm, a bit slow but at least not skidding about. | 0:28:14 | 0:28:18 | |
You haven't really used all of the track or indeed any of it. | 0:28:18 | 0:28:21 | |
-AS OBI-WAN KENOBI: -Use the track, Benedict. | 0:28:21 | 0:28:24 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, Alec Guinness in the reasonably priced car. | 0:28:26 | 0:28:30 | |
Moved those, that was well done. | 0:28:31 | 0:28:33 | |
-And now, here it is, second to last corner. -Oh, holy crap. | 0:28:33 | 0:28:36 | |
-This is scary. -No. That is pretty much perfect. -Is it? | 0:28:36 | 0:28:39 | |
That really is perfect. Gambon. Oh, fast. | 0:28:39 | 0:28:42 | |
Oh, fast but not Jimmy Carr, across the line! | 0:28:42 | 0:28:46 | |
-Ah, not bad. -That looks all right. That looked all right. | 0:28:49 | 0:28:53 | |
These are the times we have | 0:28:56 | 0:28:57 | |
-so far in our new reasonably priced car. -Oh, crikey. | 0:28:57 | 0:29:00 | |
-Where do we think? -I don't know, I don't know. | 0:29:00 | 0:29:04 | |
Maybe faster than Warwick. I'd be happy with that. | 0:29:04 | 0:29:06 | |
-Faster than Warwick at 146.8, that's where you're aiming. -I don't know. | 0:29:06 | 0:29:11 | |
That's very high, isn't it? | 0:29:11 | 0:29:12 | |
Benedict Cumberbatch, you are leaning forwards. | 0:29:12 | 0:29:15 | |
Won't make my time faster, will it? | 0:29:17 | 0:29:20 | |
-I haven't got much space left on here. -Then shorten the time. | 0:29:20 | 0:29:24 | |
You did it in one- | 0:29:25 | 0:29:26 | |
40- | 0:29:28 | 0:29:29 | |
seven... | 0:29:35 | 0:29:37 | |
-point eight. -Oh. -So you're not faster but you did go... | 0:29:37 | 0:29:42 | |
That's all right. That's OK. | 0:29:42 | 0:29:45 | |
-I can live with that. -It's in the middle. | 0:29:46 | 0:29:49 | |
What I've got here is a list of all the other people who've | 0:29:49 | 0:29:53 | |
appeared on Star Trek and if it makes you feel any better, | 0:29:53 | 0:29:56 | |
-Jean-Luc Picard, 1.50, dead. -Oh, dear. | 0:29:56 | 0:30:00 | |
So, you're faster than he was. But the previous baddie in the last | 0:30:00 | 0:30:04 | |
-film, Eric Bana, 1.47.5, and that was in the wet. -Wow. | 0:30:04 | 0:30:09 | |
So Eric Bana is faster. | 0:30:09 | 0:30:10 | |
I can't really find any comfort at all for you. | 0:30:10 | 0:30:13 | |
You've got to invite me back. | 0:30:13 | 0:30:14 | |
-I've basically brought you down here and ruined your day. -Yeah, yeah. | 0:30:14 | 0:30:18 | |
Well, I do apologise for that | 0:30:18 | 0:30:19 | |
because it has been an enormous pleasure having you. | 0:30:19 | 0:30:22 | |
-Likewise, thank you very much. -Best of luck with the new Sherlock. | 0:30:22 | 0:30:24 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, Benedict Cumberbatch. | 0:30:24 | 0:30:26 | |
Thanks, everyone. | 0:30:26 | 0:30:29 | |
Now, for three years, | 0:30:34 | 0:30:36 | |
we've known that Jaguar was working on a new small sports car. | 0:30:36 | 0:30:40 | |
We've known that it's going to be called the F-Type, | 0:30:40 | 0:30:42 | |
but we had a pretty good idea of what it would be like. | 0:30:42 | 0:30:45 | |
Yeah, we knew that it would be quiet and comfortable and restrained | 0:30:45 | 0:30:49 | |
and that the interior would be full of traditional leather | 0:30:49 | 0:30:52 | |
and wood and moss. | 0:30:52 | 0:30:55 | |
So, were we right? | 0:30:55 | 0:30:56 | |
In short, no. We were NOT right. | 0:31:20 | 0:31:25 | |
It's an X-rated, hardcore monster for the terminally unhinged. | 0:31:33 | 0:31:40 | |
It's got such a wide range of intoxicating noises! | 0:31:46 | 0:31:50 | |
When you change up, it snorts like a hippo, | 0:31:50 | 0:31:53 | |
and then when you put your foot down, it bellows, and THEN when you take it off again... | 0:31:56 | 0:32:03 | |
Honestly, have you ever heard a soundtrack like that? | 0:32:03 | 0:32:06 | |
THAT is the sound of the '60s, right there. | 0:32:08 | 0:32:12 | |
And if you push this little button here, | 0:32:16 | 0:32:18 | |
you engage the sports exhaust system, which makes it even louder! | 0:32:18 | 0:32:23 | |
It's not all bark and no bite either. | 0:32:30 | 0:32:32 | |
The 3 litre V6 engine is supercharged, | 0:32:33 | 0:32:37 | |
and delivers 375 fire-spitting horsepowers. | 0:32:37 | 0:32:42 | |
Does 0-60 in 4.8 seconds. Top speed? 171. | 0:32:43 | 0:32:50 | |
And THIS isn't even the fast version. | 0:32:58 | 0:33:00 | |
If you want, Jaguar will sell you a 488 horsepower V8. | 0:33:02 | 0:33:06 | |
I wouldn't bother though, because at no point while I've been driving | 0:33:07 | 0:33:11 | |
this have I thought "yeah, but I wish it was a bit more exciting." | 0:33:11 | 0:33:15 | |
Now, you would imagine that a car this loud and this brutal | 0:33:20 | 0:33:24 | |
wouldn't be as luxurious as a Methodist's coal house. But no. | 0:33:24 | 0:33:28 | |
The roof can be raised or lowered, even when you're going at 30mph. | 0:33:39 | 0:33:43 | |
The switches are bronzed. The seats are electric. | 0:33:46 | 0:33:51 | |
And you can choose what shade of mood lighting you'd like. | 0:33:56 | 0:34:01 | |
The interior then, is nicely thought out, | 0:34:05 | 0:34:07 | |
but it is NOTHING compared to the exterior. | 0:34:07 | 0:34:11 | |
I think this is one of the best looking cars ever made. | 0:34:14 | 0:34:18 | |
So, it's beautiful and mad and thrilling and loud, | 0:34:22 | 0:34:27 | |
and there's more. | 0:34:27 | 0:34:30 | |
A lot of cars these days feel like laptops, but this doesn't. | 0:34:30 | 0:34:34 | |
Yes, you can go into the computer | 0:34:34 | 0:34:36 | |
and alter the characteristics of the gearbox and the engine | 0:34:36 | 0:34:39 | |
and the steering and the suspension, but that said, | 0:34:39 | 0:34:42 | |
there's no double clutch gearbox, it's just a smooth eight-speed auto. | 0:34:42 | 0:34:47 | |
There's no six-way traction control, | 0:34:47 | 0:34:49 | |
there's no complicated folding metal roof. | 0:34:49 | 0:34:52 | |
It's much simpler than that. | 0:34:52 | 0:34:54 | |
Engine at the front, drive to the rear, and a big smiling piece of meat in the middle. | 0:34:56 | 0:35:01 | |
The chassis is epic, and so are the brakes, and so is the steering. | 0:35:06 | 0:35:11 | |
And you've got tonnes of locks so if you do get it out of shape, | 0:35:11 | 0:35:14 | |
it's easy to get it back again. | 0:35:14 | 0:35:16 | |
In many ways, it puts me in mind of a BMW M3 | 0:35:18 | 0:35:22 | |
and that is high praise. | 0:35:22 | 0:35:25 | |
Except it's not a BMW. It's a Jag. | 0:35:28 | 0:35:32 | |
And I wish I could end it there, but unfortunately, | 0:35:35 | 0:35:39 | |
there are one or two issues that need mentioning. | 0:35:39 | 0:35:42 | |
Just done my weekly shop. | 0:35:51 | 0:35:53 | |
I bought some jam, some milk, | 0:35:53 | 0:35:59 | |
some sugar, and some butter. | 0:36:01 | 0:36:05 | |
Sadly, I wasn't able to buy any more than that, because if you | 0:36:06 | 0:36:10 | |
buy your Jag with a spare wheel, THIS is what the boot looks like. | 0:36:10 | 0:36:16 | |
How could they have a meeting and decide that THAT was acceptable? | 0:36:18 | 0:36:23 | |
It's just madness! AND there's another problem. The price. | 0:36:23 | 0:36:28 | |
I was expecting the V6 version to cost around £50,000. | 0:36:30 | 0:36:35 | |
But actually, it's almost £68,000, | 0:36:35 | 0:36:40 | |
and the V8 is an eye-watering £80,000. | 0:36:40 | 0:36:43 | |
But the biggest problem by a country mile is the ride. | 0:36:45 | 0:36:50 | |
This road appears to be completely smooth, | 0:36:50 | 0:36:53 | |
but it feels like I'm driving.... | 0:36:53 | 0:36:55 | |
Not driving, | 0:36:55 | 0:36:56 | |
it feels like I'm roller skating over a piece of corrugated iron. | 0:36:56 | 0:37:01 | |
It's just oh-oh-oh, | 0:37:01 | 0:37:02 | |
and it's even worse when you're going slowly in a town. | 0:37:02 | 0:37:05 | |
That's just unbearably harsh! And there's no need for it! | 0:37:05 | 0:37:11 | |
When you've got a chassis this good, you don't need hard suspension. | 0:37:11 | 0:37:15 | |
What were they thinking of?! | 0:37:15 | 0:37:17 | |
Happily, however, the ride does get better the faster you go, | 0:37:25 | 0:37:30 | |
which means there is a way round the problem. | 0:37:30 | 0:37:35 | |
Don't drive slowly... | 0:37:35 | 0:37:37 | |
Drive fast. | 0:37:38 | 0:37:40 | |
Let's be honest, in a car that looks this good and sounds this fantastic, | 0:37:45 | 0:37:51 | |
and goes this well, that's no hardship. | 0:37:51 | 0:37:55 | |
That is no hardship at all. | 0:38:00 | 0:38:02 | |
Now, earlier on, we built a Hovervan which sank. | 0:38:16 | 0:38:21 | |
Yeah, it worked perfectly well as a van, | 0:38:21 | 0:38:23 | |
it just didn't really work as a hovercraft. | 0:38:23 | 0:38:26 | |
But no-matter, because we've had another go, | 0:38:26 | 0:38:28 | |
ladies and gentlemen, and here it is! | 0:38:28 | 0:38:30 | |
Now, in the back, I have replaced the two 90 horsepower engines with these. | 0:38:34 | 0:38:40 | |
For the lift, we have the engine from a Yamaha R1 superbike, and for | 0:38:40 | 0:38:44 | |
the thrust, a compact, lightweight 2.4 litre V8 from a radical track car. | 0:38:44 | 0:38:50 | |
All of which means, in the back of this van, | 0:38:50 | 0:38:53 | |
-there is now 600 horsepower. -Oh, yes. | 0:38:53 | 0:38:58 | |
I, meanwhile, have been fitting these new, bigger, | 0:38:58 | 0:39:01 | |
tougher skirts which you just lower in a jiffy like so. | 0:39:01 | 0:39:07 | |
And I've also added on top of those, | 0:39:07 | 0:39:10 | |
these inflatable rubber tubes | 0:39:10 | 0:39:11 | |
which make it a bit less sinky. | 0:39:11 | 0:39:13 | |
We're so confident that the mark two Hovervan will work that we | 0:39:22 | 0:39:26 | |
shall be testing it in our home clothes, but not on a reservoir. | 0:39:26 | 0:39:31 | |
Instead, we shall be testing it here, on the mighty Avon. | 0:39:31 | 0:39:36 | |
With overhanging branches, submerged shopping trolleys | 0:39:38 | 0:39:41 | |
and many obstacles, | 0:39:41 | 0:39:42 | |
the Avon more realistically represents a flooded street. | 0:39:42 | 0:39:46 | |
If our van works here, it will work in your town, | 0:39:47 | 0:39:50 | |
when the torrent comes. Right, listen. I'm going to drive. | 0:39:50 | 0:39:57 | |
-Hammond, you're in charge of the engine room. -Right. | 0:39:57 | 0:40:00 | |
And James, you're the navigator. | 0:40:00 | 0:40:02 | |
Brimming with confidence, | 0:40:04 | 0:40:05 | |
we initiated the launch procedure. | 0:40:05 | 0:40:09 | |
Fire up the lift engine! | 0:40:09 | 0:40:11 | |
Aye aye, Clarkson. | 0:40:11 | 0:40:12 | |
-Fire up the thrust engine. -I love all the things we have to say. I love that. Right. | 0:40:18 | 0:40:22 | |
Here it comes. I'll give it a bit of juice. | 0:40:22 | 0:40:25 | |
You have it, you have thrust. | 0:40:30 | 0:40:32 | |
-And we're moving! We are going! -No, we're going right! Go left! | 0:40:37 | 0:40:40 | |
-We're going sideways! -Go to port! Here we go! -600 horsepower. | 0:40:40 | 0:40:44 | |
-Unleash it! -Here we go. -Oh, my God. -Whoa! -Wow! -Navigating thrust. | 0:40:44 | 0:40:51 | |
-It works! -It only flipping works...! -We're afloat, oh, -BLEEP -I'm drowning! | 0:40:51 | 0:40:56 | |
-There is quite a lot of water coming in. -I'm turning it! | 0:40:56 | 0:40:58 | |
-Windscreen wipers. -Turn more or we're going to hit the bank! | 0:40:58 | 0:41:01 | |
-Hard to starboard. Hard to starboard. -Jeremy, turn right! | 0:41:01 | 0:41:04 | |
-Turn right! -You can't do that! -Of course it can! -We're crashing! | 0:41:04 | 0:41:09 | |
-We've crashed! -Full thrust. We're a bit stuck. | 0:41:09 | 0:41:13 | |
This is the sort of practice you should have been doing | 0:41:13 | 0:41:15 | |
while we were busy fitting engines and building this thing. | 0:41:15 | 0:41:18 | |
In my defence, hovercrafts have no brakes, no reverse, | 0:41:18 | 0:41:22 | |
extremely haphazard steering, and if you cut the lift engine, | 0:41:22 | 0:41:26 | |
it can't be restarted on water. | 0:41:26 | 0:41:29 | |
-You're heading for the other bank now. -Ready? | 0:41:29 | 0:41:31 | |
I'm coming back on the power! | 0:41:31 | 0:41:33 | |
-Aaaargh! No! Crash! -Come on! | 0:41:33 | 0:41:37 | |
Steer that way! | 0:41:37 | 0:41:38 | |
-This river's too narrow. -Well, it's river-shaped. | 0:41:40 | 0:41:43 | |
They tend to be long and thin. | 0:41:43 | 0:41:45 | |
Here we go, I'm going to give it full beans for a turn. | 0:41:45 | 0:41:47 | |
Too much, too much! Our bits are working. Steer it! | 0:41:47 | 0:41:51 | |
-James, I am one of the world's best hovercrafters. -I can see that! | 0:41:51 | 0:41:56 | |
-Is that why we're in a nettle bush? -Oh, yes. Oh-ho! Look at that! | 0:41:56 | 0:42:01 | |
-There's a man fishing. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's all... -Tree! Tree! | 0:42:03 | 0:42:10 | |
-Tree! -Oh, huge tree. -Aaarrrghhh! -There's no brakes! Relax! | 0:42:10 | 0:42:17 | |
-What have we got to be bloody worried about? -We're in the trees! | 0:42:17 | 0:42:20 | |
-How can that be in the van?! Argh! Crash! -Oh, no, we broke the window. | 0:42:20 | 0:42:27 | |
-For God's sake, Clarkson! -We've actually broken the windscreen. | 0:42:27 | 0:42:32 | |
-Yes, you have. -You've made a complete horse's arse of that! | 0:42:32 | 0:42:35 | |
We can edit this out. Nobody need know this has happened. | 0:42:35 | 0:42:39 | |
-Is there a boat hook, James? -Yes. -Push us off. -I'll come over. | 0:42:39 | 0:42:43 | |
-You keep an eye on that. Don't let it go over eight. -Eight? | 0:42:43 | 0:42:47 | |
Mind your elbow! Your elbow nearly killed the lift. Push! | 0:42:47 | 0:42:51 | |
-That's more like it. -That's it. -There you go. Go, go, go, go, go! | 0:42:53 | 0:42:58 | |
-Wipers, James, wipers! -They're broken. -Richard? -Yes? | 0:42:58 | 0:43:05 | |
-I think I've got the hang of it now. -Brilliant, well, let's go refuel. | 0:43:05 | 0:43:09 | |
-What?! -What?! -We're going to stop for fuel. We're running out. | 0:43:09 | 0:43:13 | |
We've only been going ten minutes! | 0:43:13 | 0:43:14 | |
Well, yeah, I know, but we've used it all. | 0:43:14 | 0:43:16 | |
There's 600 horsepower back there, it needs a lot of fuel. | 0:43:16 | 0:43:19 | |
-How big's the tank? -Two gallons. -Two?! -Yeah. | 0:43:19 | 0:43:23 | |
On that bombshell, we headed back to the bank. | 0:43:25 | 0:43:28 | |
Hammond, get ready to kill those engines and James, | 0:43:28 | 0:43:31 | |
get ready to start up the other one. Hammond, kill the engines now! Kill! | 0:43:31 | 0:43:36 | |
-Killed. -Road engine's not starting. -What?! | 0:43:36 | 0:43:40 | |
-WHY is the starter not working? -Because it's wet. | 0:43:40 | 0:43:42 | |
-Why didn't you waterproof it? -Well, I didn't... -Why are we still shouting? | 0:43:42 | 0:43:46 | |
Fortunately, getting it out of the water was no bother at all. | 0:43:48 | 0:43:51 | |
But as we were refuelling, we received an unpleasant surprise. | 0:43:59 | 0:44:03 | |
-Hammond? -What? -It's the gold envelope. -What? | 0:44:05 | 0:44:10 | |
I wasn't expecting... | 0:44:10 | 0:44:12 | |
"You will drive your Hovervan from here in Stratford-Upon-Avon to | 0:44:12 | 0:44:17 | |
"Tewkesbury, one of the most frequently flooded towns in the UK. | 0:44:17 | 0:44:21 | |
"Once there, you will show off your invention to the local residents." | 0:44:21 | 0:44:24 | |
-How far is that? -It's got to be 50 miles. -50?! | 0:44:24 | 0:44:29 | |
-How far have we just done? -50 yards? -It's a lot of refuelling. -Er, right. | 0:44:29 | 0:44:35 | |
'Having saddled up...' | 0:44:39 | 0:44:40 | |
I feel like Daisy Duke. | 0:44:40 | 0:44:43 | |
'..we set off for Tewkesbury.' | 0:44:43 | 0:44:45 | |
Engaging power to do a full left turn. Oh, are we good or what? | 0:44:45 | 0:44:52 | |
Excellent work. Continue as you are, Captain Clarkson. | 0:44:54 | 0:44:58 | |
It feels good every time! I love this! | 0:44:58 | 0:45:02 | |
This is a great machine. | 0:45:02 | 0:45:03 | |
It's a brilliant machine, I mean it really is. | 0:45:03 | 0:45:06 | |
With everything going well, we settled down for what | 0:45:06 | 0:45:09 | |
we hoped would be an uneventful maiden voyage. | 0:45:09 | 0:45:12 | |
BUT as we arrived in the tranquil suburbs of the historical | 0:45:22 | 0:45:26 | |
Stratford-Upon-Avon, | 0:45:26 | 0:45:28 | |
we became conscious that there was an issue with noise. | 0:45:28 | 0:45:31 | |
-And then, there was the spray. -Bend to the left. | 0:45:37 | 0:45:42 | |
Sorry, everybody, I do apologise. I'm so sorry. Sorry! | 0:45:44 | 0:45:49 | |
-How far have we come so far? -300 yards. -Excellent. | 0:45:51 | 0:45:54 | |
-How long's it taken? -Er, about 20 minutes. | 0:45:54 | 0:45:57 | |
Eventually, we arrived in the centre of Stratford, | 0:46:03 | 0:46:06 | |
and encountered our first obstacle. | 0:46:06 | 0:46:09 | |
-At the bridge, you need to know that the bridge is from 1480. -Yep. | 0:46:13 | 0:46:18 | |
-Grade 1 listed, so don't break it. -Here we go. Wipers. Look out for... | 0:46:18 | 0:46:24 | |
-Oh, yes! This is actually working! -No, it's not. You're going to hit it. | 0:46:24 | 0:46:27 | |
-We've crashed. We've crashed a bit. -The priceless bridge. | 0:46:27 | 0:46:30 | |
You're almost there. I'm bloody drenched, you idiot. | 0:46:30 | 0:46:33 | |
Having made a bit of a mess of THAT bridge, | 0:46:34 | 0:46:36 | |
I came up with a cunning plan for the next one. | 0:46:36 | 0:46:40 | |
I'm aiming for the "no entry" on the basis that the hovercraft... | 0:46:40 | 0:46:43 | |
That's the last place you'll go. | 0:46:43 | 0:46:45 | |
No, if you aim for something, you'll not go there. | 0:46:45 | 0:46:49 | |
'Unfortunately, my plan didn't work.' | 0:46:49 | 0:46:52 | |
It's gone where I aimed it! | 0:46:52 | 0:46:54 | |
-Yeah, but is it going to clear it? -I'm not... -Oh, my God. -Oh, oh, oh... | 0:46:54 | 0:46:57 | |
Oh, it's going to get a bit scrapey! | 0:46:57 | 0:46:59 | |
Oh. My God, it's going to bring us down. | 0:46:59 | 0:47:02 | |
Give it the beans, give it the beans! | 0:47:02 | 0:47:06 | |
-That's amazing! -We did a thing! | 0:47:06 | 0:47:09 | |
-We did a thing! -Look at... Oh, God. Rowers. -Concentrate! | 0:47:09 | 0:47:15 | |
-Left, left, left! -Oh, jings! There's a man in a boat! | 0:47:16 | 0:47:19 | |
-Yeah, you've got to miss him! -There's a man in a boat! | 0:47:19 | 0:47:21 | |
-Oh, look, that's the RSC. -There's a man in a boat! -Miss him! Left, left! | 0:47:21 | 0:47:26 | |
-Oh, my God. Oh, my God. -Where is he? | 0:47:26 | 0:47:32 | |
-He's here, he's here. -Oh. | 0:47:32 | 0:47:35 | |
-Sir, I'm really sorry. -Sorry. -Sorry, mate. | 0:47:35 | 0:47:38 | |
We're probably not that welcome here. | 0:47:40 | 0:47:42 | |
We therefore decided it would be best to get out of town. | 0:47:43 | 0:47:47 | |
But, in our haste, we became tangled in the wash from the camera boat. | 0:47:49 | 0:47:54 | |
This is not good. We've lost all steering. | 0:47:54 | 0:47:57 | |
-We are in deep -BLEEP -here. -Brace, brace, brace. -Brace, brace. | 0:47:57 | 0:48:01 | |
-Hold tight, hold tight. Kill, kill, kill. -What happened? | 0:48:03 | 0:48:10 | |
The thing with hovercrafting is it's "brilliant, brilliant, | 0:48:10 | 0:48:13 | |
-"brilliant, disaster." -Yeah. | 0:48:13 | 0:48:14 | |
'Having apologised to the owners of the boats we'd hit, | 0:48:17 | 0:48:20 | |
'and the man who'd fallen in...' | 0:48:20 | 0:48:23 | |
-James May, consult the map. Which way? -To the left? | 0:48:23 | 0:48:26 | |
'..we refuelled and were soon on the move again. | 0:48:26 | 0:48:30 | |
'And in the next village, we decided to stop for some lunch.' | 0:48:30 | 0:48:35 | |
I see a rather nice little restaurant here. Yes! | 0:48:35 | 0:48:39 | |
Check this out! "Private mooring for use by restaurant customers only." | 0:48:39 | 0:48:43 | |
-But we are restaurant customers, so we can. -We're coming for lunch! | 0:48:43 | 0:48:47 | |
At this point, we discovered that Jeremy hadn't learned how to park. | 0:48:47 | 0:48:52 | |
There we go. Oh, God, hang on! | 0:48:52 | 0:48:55 | |
-No, no, no. -Missed again! -Wrong, wrong! | 0:49:01 | 0:49:04 | |
I think you've overdone it. | 0:49:06 | 0:49:08 | |
Which way are you going to park? | 0:49:08 | 0:49:10 | |
-Why can't you just park it, for God's sake?! -Sorry. -Sorry, sorry. | 0:49:10 | 0:49:14 | |
-Oh, I'm not hungry. -Why don't we just make a sign that says "sorry"? | 0:49:14 | 0:49:19 | |
We decided to abandon lunch at this point and instead... | 0:49:22 | 0:49:25 | |
see how fast our Hovervan could run away. | 0:49:28 | 0:49:32 | |
OK, Hammond, give me a read-out on the thrust. | 0:49:32 | 0:49:34 | |
7,500. 8,000. | 0:49:34 | 0:49:35 | |
We are seriously moving now, gentlemen! | 0:49:39 | 0:49:42 | |
James, how fast are we going? | 0:49:44 | 0:49:45 | |
I can work it out with this piece of knotted rope | 0:49:45 | 0:49:48 | |
-like they did on HMS Victory. -Go for it. | 0:49:48 | 0:49:51 | |
-This is looking good now, we are in the grooves. -Right, that'd be... | 0:49:51 | 0:49:57 | |
Hang on, hang on. 20 in, 30... | 0:49:57 | 0:50:00 | |
We're doing 120 knots in an hour which is 138mph. | 0:50:00 | 0:50:06 | |
138?! We are shifting now. | 0:50:06 | 0:50:08 | |
And the great thing is of course Hovervans cause no wash, | 0:50:11 | 0:50:14 | |
so don't damage the wildlife or the banks. | 0:50:14 | 0:50:17 | |
We're like a breeze. Just a little gust. | 0:50:19 | 0:50:23 | |
Oh, no! We're stopping. What's happened? | 0:50:23 | 0:50:24 | |
You've dropped the... you've dropped the... we're sinking. | 0:50:24 | 0:50:27 | |
We've gone down. That was...something went wrong. | 0:50:27 | 0:50:33 | |
I think that was the skirt collapsed at the front. | 0:50:33 | 0:50:36 | |
This meant we had to initiate our emergency crash procedure. | 0:50:36 | 0:50:40 | |
Do you know what I think this calls for, gentlemen? A hit of oxygen. | 0:50:40 | 0:50:44 | |
Ooh, yes. A good idea. Let's cheer ourselves up. | 0:50:44 | 0:50:49 | |
-Ye-hay! -Aaah. | 0:50:50 | 0:50:54 | |
Hang on a minute, why's yours so small? | 0:50:54 | 0:50:56 | |
Why have they given you that one? | 0:50:59 | 0:51:02 | |
They've given you a sparkler canister from a Watneys Party Seven. | 0:51:02 | 0:51:05 | |
One more push and it'll be out. | 0:51:05 | 0:51:08 | |
Chaps, do you realise what we've just done? | 0:51:08 | 0:51:10 | |
We've exhausted the air supply. | 0:51:10 | 0:51:12 | |
We've used all our oxygen for fun while sitting in a sinking van. | 0:51:12 | 0:51:17 | |
This is Hovervan 1 calling Avon rescue. Avon calling. Avon calling. | 0:51:18 | 0:51:25 | |
Help. | 0:51:25 | 0:51:26 | |
Happily, because we'd only covered four of our 50 miles, | 0:51:29 | 0:51:32 | |
the crane didn't have far to come. | 0:51:32 | 0:51:34 | |
And after we'd fixed the skirt and refuelled again, | 0:51:35 | 0:51:38 | |
we were back on the road. | 0:51:38 | 0:51:40 | |
-Happy? -Yup. | 0:51:40 | 0:51:42 | |
-All is going well in the engine. -And relax. | 0:51:42 | 0:51:46 | |
Sadly though, the relaxing didn't last long. | 0:51:49 | 0:51:52 | |
Oh, God. There's a lock! | 0:51:52 | 0:51:54 | |
-You've got to go through the lock. -Can you... -A lock! | 0:51:54 | 0:51:56 | |
Can you go through locks in a hovercraft? Do they let hovercrafts in? | 0:51:56 | 0:52:00 | |
To make matters worse, there was no lock keeper. | 0:52:00 | 0:52:03 | |
-Do you two know how to do a lock? -I've never done one. | 0:52:03 | 0:52:07 | |
Never done one in my life. | 0:52:07 | 0:52:08 | |
We've got to get the water level, but don't shilly-shally, | 0:52:08 | 0:52:11 | |
because I'm going to be all by myself out here. | 0:52:11 | 0:52:14 | |
'With Richard and James ashore...' | 0:52:14 | 0:52:17 | |
Go, go, go! Get off! | 0:52:17 | 0:52:19 | |
'..I was a multitasking machine.' | 0:52:19 | 0:52:21 | |
Well, this is tricky. | 0:52:21 | 0:52:22 | |
I'm having to drive and do all the engine stuff. | 0:52:22 | 0:52:26 | |
I am Mr Sulu, Scotty and Spock all rolled into one here. | 0:52:26 | 0:52:32 | |
Hang on, the water in the lock has got to be the same | 0:52:32 | 0:52:35 | |
-level as the boat. -So we've got to let... -So let's go down that end. | 0:52:35 | 0:52:38 | |
-No, no, no, no, no. -Yes. -No, really. I've got a 2 gallon fuel tank. | 0:52:38 | 0:52:43 | |
-Take your time. -It's quite loud when you're not on it, isn't it? | 0:52:43 | 0:52:49 | |
People probably will have to get used to the idea | 0:52:49 | 0:52:52 | |
when people have Hovervans that canals are a little less | 0:52:52 | 0:52:56 | |
tranquil than they have been historically. | 0:52:56 | 0:52:59 | |
It's a natural progression, really. | 0:52:59 | 0:53:00 | |
You had the pony when canals first began... | 0:53:00 | 0:53:03 | |
-Superhuman effort! -Yes! | 0:53:03 | 0:53:07 | |
..then internal combustion came and boats got diesel engines. | 0:53:07 | 0:53:10 | |
Now, this is the future. Here we go. Going in. | 0:53:10 | 0:53:16 | |
Yes, a bit of power! | 0:53:19 | 0:53:21 | |
Power solves all things, as we know. | 0:53:21 | 0:53:23 | |
-Yes! -Right, if you wind, I'll push. | 0:53:27 | 0:53:32 | |
Oooh! Look at this now! | 0:53:32 | 0:53:36 | |
-Right. Are we locking down... -I don't know! -We're locking down. | 0:53:39 | 0:53:42 | |
Keep the boat forward... What the hell is that? | 0:53:42 | 0:53:44 | |
-The boat will go wherever it goes! Look! -Close all the paddles. -Yes. | 0:53:44 | 0:53:47 | |
-What's a paddle? -What are they doing?! | 0:53:47 | 0:53:49 | |
Honestly, my dog would know how to work a lock. | 0:53:49 | 0:53:53 | |
-Look at them! -Sorry. You're going to have to do the winding. | 0:53:53 | 0:53:58 | |
-No, it's down. -What? -It's down. -Hammond! What are you doing?! | 0:53:59 | 0:54:04 | |
-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! WHO'S DRIVING?! -Oh, -BLEEP! | 0:54:04 | 0:54:09 | |
-I thought it would stay there! -Well, of course it won't! | 0:54:09 | 0:54:13 | |
-The hovercraft has run a mock in a lock. -Get back on board! You go off! | 0:54:13 | 0:54:19 | |
To try and capture our errant Hovervan, | 0:54:19 | 0:54:22 | |
Hammond and I formed a pincer movement. | 0:54:22 | 0:54:25 | |
But sadly as I climbed on board, the pincer movement went a bit wrong. | 0:54:25 | 0:54:30 | |
Oh, no! Oh, no! I can't breathe! | 0:54:32 | 0:54:36 | |
I can't breathe! I can't breathe! | 0:54:47 | 0:54:50 | |
-Have you fallen in? -No! I'm the wettest a human being has ever been! | 0:54:50 | 0:54:56 | |
-Sitrep. We've er... -Ruined it. | 0:54:56 | 0:55:00 | |
Well, we've knocked a man out of his boat, | 0:55:00 | 0:55:02 | |
now we've jammed up the whole of the River Avon. | 0:55:02 | 0:55:04 | |
Right, now, here's what we must do. We must get it out of the lock. | 0:55:04 | 0:55:08 | |
And then we'll get a tow, and then we can edit all of this out. | 0:55:08 | 0:55:12 | |
'Having done all of that, we were back on the move...' | 0:55:13 | 0:55:17 | |
James, is this a... | 0:55:17 | 0:55:19 | |
-Which way is it here? -Keep right. | 0:55:19 | 0:55:22 | |
'..and reflecting on the many positives that had come out of our journey so far.' | 0:55:22 | 0:55:27 | |
-We have had some calamities. -A couple. -But they're not bad ones. | 0:55:27 | 0:55:31 | |
-Not really. -It weren't for us. | 0:55:31 | 0:55:33 | |
I mean, apart from the broken windscreen, | 0:55:33 | 0:55:37 | |
the Hovervan is working just as well as it ever has. Yes, it's expensive. | 0:55:37 | 0:55:44 | |
I don't think we'd be able to sell this for much less than | 0:55:44 | 0:55:46 | |
-a quarter of a million pounds. -Realistically, no. -BUT... | 0:55:46 | 0:55:50 | |
It's money well spent. | 0:55:50 | 0:55:52 | |
..when you're up to here, in the sitting room and you could've made your | 0:55:52 | 0:55:55 | |
escape, you could've done, and you chose not to buy one of these vans. | 0:55:55 | 0:56:00 | |
That is, I think, the essence of it. | 0:56:00 | 0:56:02 | |
-Hang on a minute. -What? -Hang on. -What? -What? | 0:56:04 | 0:56:10 | |
-Which way did you go back there? -You said right. -I said left. | 0:56:10 | 0:56:13 | |
-No, you didn't, James, you said right. -Wow, what's that? | 0:56:13 | 0:56:18 | |
Is that a weir? | 0:56:18 | 0:56:19 | |
-Turn it round. -Turn it round. -Turning, turning! | 0:56:26 | 0:56:28 | |
Go the other way. | 0:56:28 | 0:56:29 | |
Yamaha, give me every single rev that Yamaha engine's got. | 0:56:31 | 0:56:34 | |
-Give it more! -It's on the limit and there is no more! | 0:56:37 | 0:56:41 | |
-That's all there is! -We're being sucked! I'm going to turn it round. | 0:56:41 | 0:56:47 | |
What?! Why are you turning round now?! | 0:56:47 | 0:56:49 | |
-Do you want to go over backwards? -I don't want to go over at all! | 0:56:49 | 0:56:52 | |
-No, he's right. Go over forwards. It's better. -Holy -BLEEP BLEEP! | 0:56:52 | 0:56:59 | |
Hammond, I want every bit of lift you can manage. | 0:56:59 | 0:57:02 | |
-I'm giving it everything it's got! -We are going over! We are going down! | 0:57:04 | 0:57:08 | |
-Oh, my God! -Oh, my God! -Aargh! | 0:57:08 | 0:57:13 | |
-Aargh! Aaaargh! -Aaaaaargh! | 0:57:13 | 0:57:17 | |
-Yes! -Oh, God, we're through! -It worked! It worked! -We did it! | 0:57:17 | 0:57:24 | |
-We went down a weir! -And we're alive! -What a machine! | 0:57:24 | 0:57:27 | |
-That's the best thing I've ever survived! -Unbelievable! | 0:57:27 | 0:57:30 | |
-I knew that would be all right! -Did you? -I've got to go back up. | 0:57:30 | 0:57:33 | |
-You what?! -No, no! -Don't be bloody stupid! -Oh, come on! | 0:57:33 | 0:57:37 | |
We only just survived. | 0:57:37 | 0:57:38 | |
-You couldn't turn it round up there, it's not going to go back up! -Yes! | 0:57:38 | 0:57:41 | |
Come on, Hovervan. | 0:57:41 | 0:57:42 | |
In the Shakespearian style, "horsepower, horsepower, | 0:57:42 | 0:57:46 | |
-"my kingdom for some horsepower." -It won't go up! -It will! | 0:57:46 | 0:57:49 | |
-It's not going to work! -It won't go up! You can't give it that many revs! | 0:57:49 | 0:57:53 | |
Full power! | 0:57:53 | 0:57:54 | |
-Power! Come on! -Jeremy, that's too much! Oh, my God! -What's that smoke? | 0:58:00 | 0:58:05 | |
-You've ruined the engine! -You've blown the engine up! -Come on! Power! | 0:58:05 | 0:58:09 | |
-You've killed it! -Oh. -You pillock! | 0:58:09 | 0:58:15 | |
With that, back to the studio. | 0:58:21 | 0:58:23 | |
When Chuck Yeager crashed that Starfighter, | 0:58:31 | 0:58:34 | |
nobody called HIM a pillock! | 0:58:34 | 0:58:36 | |
No, but it was because of you that we didn't make it to Tewkesbury. | 0:58:36 | 0:58:39 | |
Well, it doesn't matter. Everybody's seen the film now. | 0:58:39 | 0:58:42 | |
They know that our Hovervan is an unqualified success. | 0:58:42 | 0:58:46 | |
Yes, yes, it is. | 0:58:46 | 0:58:47 | |
Apart from the noise, the spray, the terrible danger, | 0:58:47 | 0:58:52 | |
impracticality, unreliability, total uncontrollability, | 0:58:52 | 0:58:56 | |
catastrophic fuel consumption, terrible expense | 0:58:56 | 0:58:58 | |
-and disastrous damage we caused to Warwickshire with it, yes! -Yeah. | 0:58:58 | 0:59:03 | |
Apart from those fundamental flaws, which render it completely | 0:59:03 | 0:59:07 | |
useless, it is genuinely a world-class machine. | 0:59:07 | 0:59:11 | |
We have done something right. And on that bombshell, it's time to end. | 0:59:11 | 0:59:16 | |
Thank you so much for watching. Good night! | 0:59:16 | 0:59:18 |