Pennod 1 Darren Drws Nesa

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-# There's nowhere like home

-# Or so I'm told

-# There's nowhere like home

-# No

-# Home is just like you #

-Subtitles

-REVERSING BLEEPS

-Here we are, Joe.

-We're here.

-Ah!

-What do you think you're doing?

-SHOUTING

-Well, here we go.

-SHOUTING OUTSIDE

-KNOCK ON DOOR

-Good morning.

-Are you moving house today?

-Yes and no.

-Are we in the right house?

-Are we in the right house?

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-Yes.

-Move, then. We'll start upstairs.

-Put the kettle on.

-# It's a working man I am #

-Oh, um... despite needing

-all the beauty sleep you can get...

-..you have to get up now, love.

-Do you want to go out, knock

-the door, and come in again, love?

-No. We need the bed

-and we're in a hurry.

-The bed isn't going.

-The bed isn't going.

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-We'll start with the wardrobe. Joe.

-The wardrobe isn't going, either.

-The wardrobe isn't going, either.

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-The chest of drawers?

-No.

-Bedside cabinet?

-What is going? The carpet?

-Move stuff from the other bedrooms,

-and yourself, while you're at it.

-Let's go, Joe.

-Shut the door.

-Shut the door.

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-No need to be angry.

-She didn't like you, Joe.

-You talk too much.

-Look at him.

-He's sleeping.

-He's sleeping.

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-Yes, Joe.

-Or he's dead.

-Or he's dead.

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-Wake him, Joe.

-Almost. Try one more time.

-Hit him.

-I have a gun!

-Calm down, idiot!

-Calm down, idiot!

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-Who are you?

-Are we supposed to be here today?

-You're the removals men.

-You're the removals men.

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-Ah!

-What do you want?

-There are two big, ugly men

-stealing my bed. Can I come in here?

-If you must.

-On top of the duvet.

-Can I come under the duvet?

-No.

-No.

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-I won't do anything, promise.

-OK, then.

-In the sleeping bag.

-Nice.

-Your bed is much better than mine.

-You've had six months to make

-your bed, but you're too lazy.

-Where are you going?

-Where are you going?

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-For a shower. Don't look.

-Don't be silly.

-We've been married for 15 years.

-Things have changed, Kev.

-Close your eyes,

-look away or get out.

-We're still waiting for the cuppa,

-Darren. You make it, Joe.

-Do you want a biscuit?

-Do you want a biscuit?

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-Spot on.

-If we had any.

-Is there something odd

-about the people living here?

-Milk, Darren?

-How about cheesecake instead?

-Oh.

-Mmm.

-Have they finished upstairs?

-Have they finished upstairs?

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-Yes. They're in the kitchen.

-They're working hard,

-sweating buckets.

-Where's Dad?

-Where's Dad?

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-In bed, the last time I saw him.

-In the removals van?

-In the removals van?

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-My bed.

-With you?

-No, love.

-I'm here, aren't I?

-The baby was still in the pram, Joe!

-Don't tie down the chest of drawers.

-Don't tie down the chest of drawers.

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-Too late. What do you want?

-A shirt or T-shirt.

-A shirt or T-shirt.

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-From the chest of drawers?

-Yes.

-Yes.

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-We're in a hurry.

-Give me strength!

-Is that it?

-We were happy.

-We were happy.

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-Kev.

-It's for the best, for everyone.

-You'll split your time between us...

-..every other week.

-Can I stay with Dad this week?

-Yes, if that's what you want.

-Yes.

-Come here.

-We're ready. Are you?

-No.

-No.

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-Yes.

-Are you coming in the van?

-Are you coming in the van?

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-No.

-Following us in the car?

-Following us in the car?

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-No.

-Let's go, Joe. They're mad.

-Well, Joe.

-Right, Darren. Where are we going?

-There.

-Next door?

-Yes.

-I said you were mad.

-Well, here we are, Dad. Home.

-I'll be fine here.

-Don't worry about me.

-Someone has to worry about him.

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-Subtitles

-Subtitles

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-Subtitles

-What are you making?

-What are you making?

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-A desk.

-You're not having much luck with it.

-I know.

-I'd offer to help.

-I'd offer to help.

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-But?

-I'd be hopeless.

-DIY wouldn't be my specialist

-subject on Mastermind.

-What would it be?!

-As a professional barman...

-..beer upkeep, line cleaning

-and cellar maintenance.

-That's no good to me now.

-Get a hammer.

-Get a hammer.

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-It's supposed to slide in.

-A quick slap with a hammer

-works every time.

-CAR HORN

-Go and look who's there.

-I'm busy. You go.

-David and his children.

-Look at his trailer.

-Oh, yes.

-Head Of Planning lent it to him.

-Hello!

-Hello!

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-Hello!

-Doesn't he work

-in the Food Hygiene Department?

-No-one knows more than David

-about germs and bacteria.

-Let's ask David to assemble

-the desk. I bet he's good at DIY.

-I bet there's nothing

-David can't do.

-There you are, Dyfrig.

-Would you like

-a cuppa or cold drink?

-Beer, David?

-I'll have a beer.

-I'll have a beer.

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-No you won't.

-What do you want, Angharad?

-What do you want, Angharad?

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-Water?

-I'll do it.

-I'll have a glass of water, Debs.

-I'll have a glass of water, Debs.

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-Squash, Dyfrig?

-No phones at the table, Dyfs.

-No phones at the table, Dyfs.

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-We're not eating.

-Oh. No phones at the table, Dyfs.

-Right.

-Do you want

-a ham or cheese sandwich?

-I'll have crisps.

-I'll have crisps.

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-Alright. Move.

-Please.

-Where do you want your work stuff?

-Somewhere safe. No-one touch them!

-There you are.

-Where was I?

-There's no salt and vinegar.

-Darren must have eaten them all.

-There are others.

-There are others.

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-I only like salt and vinegar.

-Have plain ones

-and put vinegar on them - baby.

-I've made a cheesecake!

-Most welcome!

-It's chocolate and raspberry.

-You like chocolate, don't you?

-Oh. Where are the raspberries?

-Mm.

-David's cheesecake?

-Yes.

-Ideal.

-You've been very busy.

-Don't be formal with me.

-Why must I share with Angharad?

-Why must I share with Angharad?

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-You don't want to share with me!

-Why do I have to share at all?

-Darren has his own room!

-Is there a nursery for him, Debbie?

-Is there a nursery for him, Debbie?

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-I want Darren's room!

-You can't expect him

-to move. He lives here.

-I live here too, worst luck.

-He'll only be here half

-the time, anyway. It's not fair.

-Dyf!

-Shall we buy new ones?

-Tomorrow.

-TEXT ALERT

-David's already starting

-to get on my nerves.

-Starting?

-He says there's a meeting

-next door in half an hour.

-I'm not going.

-Not you.

-Me and the new family.

-Me and the new family.

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-Idiot.

-I'm sure he was bullied in school.

-Come here.

-These came from next door.

-Take them back

-when you go to your meeting.

-OUT OF BREATH

-This bike is clever.

-Time, distance, heart rate,

-the calories I burn.

-Isn't it a bit ugly in a bedroom?

-I've had it in my bedroom

-for a while.

-I've no time during my lunch break,

-not since the promotion.

-I have important meetings.

-You might not have time

-in the evenings any more either.

-Mmm!

-Ooh!

-GROANS FROM NEXT DOOR

-I'll take them later.

-Take them now.

-Go to spoil his fun.

-RADIO IN BACKGROUND

-Hi.

-Hi.

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-You OK?

-Darren is here.

-How is your half room?

-Meeting?

-Move.

-Oh!

-I thought we said in twenty minutes.

-I thought we said in twenty minutes.

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-I couldn't wait.

-I had a list of over twenty rules.

-Match Of The Day is in four hours.

-I'd quite like to see it.

-But we only need one rule.

-Only one?

-Only one?

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-Yes!

-You what?

-Speak properly.

-Just say it.

-Everyone...

-..under this roof...

-..has to respect each other.

-Is that it?

-Is that it?

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-Yes.

-If everyone respects the rule,

-we'll get along. OK, Darrs?

-Can I go now?

-Yes, love.

-From Dad. He doesn't want them.

-From Dad. He doesn't want them.

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-I don't want them either.

-Can I have a look?

-I'll take them,

-if no-one else wants them.

-They're just rubbish.

-This place is rubbish.

-Bye.

-Hey.

-How is Dad?

-Alright.

-Is he cooking tea?

-Is he cooking tea?

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-Yes.

-What are you having?

-Sausage, chips, beans...

-..bread and butter.

-Hell of a spread, fair play.

-BLEEPS

-How was uncle David?

-He's a prat.

-How were Dyfrig and Angharad?

-She's alright.

-It'll be nice for you

-to live with her.

-Yes.

-Are you looking forward?

-You can tiptoe

-across the landing in the night.

-Don't be silly.

-She wouldn't look at me.

-No, probably.

-You'd have more chance

-if she knew you fancied her.

-She won't know.

-I've got rid of the evidence.

-The photos you hid in your bedroom?

-Yes. How do you know?

-I've seen them all.

-You wrote letters to her too.

-I didn't send them.

-That was a waste of time.

-I was only in Year 8.

-You still fancy her, though.

-Everyone fancies her.

-BLEEPS

-Here you are!

-Ooh!

-What is it?

-I don't like it.

-You haven't tried it yet.

-You haven't tried it yet.

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-It looks horrible.

-Tell him, Dad!

-Try a bit. You might like it.

-No.

-Is there anything else for him?

-Is there anything else for him?

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-This is tonight's supper.

-Eat it like everyone else!

-Eat it like everyone else!

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-I don't want it.

-Eat it! It's nice.

-Let him be.

-What about the respect rule?

-What about the respect rule?

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-We have to respect Dyfrig too.

-Come back!

-Come back!

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-No.

-Come on.

-Come on.

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-No!

-Poor thing.

-He's a good boy.

-Chinese takeaway!

-Chinese takeaway!

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-Great.

-Banquet for four.

-Banquet for four.

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-There's only two of us.

-We'll have leftovers for lunch.

-We'll have leftovers for lunch.

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-And supper.

-Are there any plates?

-Yes, somewhere.

-KNOCK ON DOOR

-You go.

-Hiya.

-Hiya.

-Are you alright?

-Are you alright?

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-So-so.

-What is it?

-Dad and Dyfrig.

-They're both pains.

-A bit.

-We'll be alright.

-We like each other, don't we?

-I do. We do.

-Do we?

-Do we?

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-Can I come in?

-Angharad. Do you want

-some Chinese food?

-I've eaten, but I'll have

-some prawn crackers.

-We could play a game later.

-Ideal.

-Here.

-Weather

-I knew things wouldn't be easy,

-especially at first.

-I'll pop next door

-to see how they are.

-Don't be soft. They're fine.

-They won't have a proper supper.

-He'll have to learn.

-I had to.

-It'll be seven years next month,

-since I lost Siobhan.

-It was a difficult time for you.

-You came through it.

-I had no choice.

-It's a bit easier for Kevin

-than it was for me.

-He isn't like you.

-No.

-I don't think the poor bloke

-has the resources.

-Bringing up children

-on your own is difficult.

-I think they've turned out fine.

-Angharad is a star.

-I'm so proud of her.

-And Dyfrig is...

-..well, Dyfrig.

-DYFRIG SHOUTS

-Was there anything apart

-from cheesecake for pudding?

-No!

-DOOR SLAMS

-It'll be odd for them on their own.

-They'll get used to it.

-Poor things.

-I'm sure they're miserable.

-LAUGHTER

-Angharad, your right hand on yellow!

-Ho ho!

-KNOCK ON DOOR

-Darr, you go.

-No!

-You go!

-Oh. OK.

-KEVIN LAUGHS

-Can we come in?

-Gwenllian. What's the matter?

-I've left him.

-We've been kicked out.

-What's this now?

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