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'Hello, G George. Are you all right? | 0:00:13 | 0:00:16 | |
'Are you going to try to land?' | 0:00:16 | 0:00:19 | |
Name's not G George, it's P Peter, Squadron Leader Peter D Carter. | 0:00:19 | 0:00:24 | |
No, I'm not landing. Undercarriage is gone. I'm bailing out presently. | 0:00:24 | 0:00:29 | |
-Take a telegram. -Received your message. We can hear you. | 0:00:29 | 0:00:34 | |
-Telegram to my mother. Mrs Michael Carter, 88 Hampstead Lane, London. -88 Hampstead Lane. | 0:00:34 | 0:00:41 | |
Tell her I love her. You'll have to write this for me, but I want her to know I love her very much. | 0:00:41 | 0:00:49 | |
I've never really shown it to her, but I always loved her, to the end. | 0:00:49 | 0:00:54 | |
Received your message. We can hear you. Are you wounded? | 0:00:54 | 0:00:59 | |
-Are you bailing out? -What's your name? -June. | 0:00:59 | 0:01:04 | |
June, I'm bailing out, but there's a catch. I've got no parachute! | 0:01:04 | 0:01:09 | |
David Niven, playing - better than most - the officer and gentleman. | 0:01:09 | 0:01:14 | |
He was a film star for 40 years, when movies were the most popular entertainment in the world. | 0:01:14 | 0:01:21 | |
He was an accomplished comedian, with debonair style and manners. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:26 | |
It was a role he played in real life, too, and with great success. | 0:01:26 | 0:01:31 | |
Naturally charming, he made you feel awkward by comparison. | 0:01:31 | 0:01:36 | |
He was so impeccably turned out, you wished you'd cleaned your shoes. | 0:01:36 | 0:01:41 | |
Educated at public school and at Sandhurst, he became a lumberjack, barman, waiter... | 0:01:41 | 0:01:48 | |
and even sold bootleg booze during prohibition, before starting his film career as a Hollywood extra. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:55 | |
In 1972, I asked him about his childhood and his first love. | 0:01:55 | 0:02:00 | |
-Does this programme get bleeped? -No, no, you may speak freely. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:05 | |
Well, I know what you're getting at, Michael! | 0:02:05 | 0:02:09 | |
You can take the bleeps out! Anyway, I was sort of almost 15. That's my excuse, anyway. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:16 | |
We lived in London and there wasn't room for me in this small house. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:21 | |
So I was farmed out, into a room up at St James' Place. We lived in Sloane Street. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:28 | |
And so every night, after dinner, this creepy stepfather I had used to give me tuppence for the bus, | 0:02:28 | 0:02:35 | |
number 19, 22 or 30 up Sloane Street. | 0:02:35 | 0:02:39 | |
I used to get off at the Ritz Hotel and walk down to my ghastly burrow with a pot under the bed, o-oh! | 0:02:39 | 0:02:46 | |
I got more adventurous, and I would walk on up to Piccadilly to look at the lights, for Bovril and so on. | 0:02:46 | 0:02:54 | |
Then I realised that lots of girls were walking about at the same time. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:59 | |
Then I once saw a spectacular pair of legs and I followed this girl, just to look at her. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:07 | |
And she seemed to have an awful lot of men friends she would talk to. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:12 | |
So I went to my room, and I kept on thinking about this girl. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:17 | |
The next night I couldn't wait to get up to Piccadilly again. | 0:03:17 | 0:03:22 | |
Finally I saw her with a nice-looking man I thought was her father, a man in a dinner jacket, | 0:03:22 | 0:03:29 | |
and she took him into this little house in Cork Street. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:34 | |
And I hid and waited to see if she came out again, and she did, quite soon, actually! | 0:03:34 | 0:03:41 | |
So anyway, after that I really thought of this girl all the time. | 0:03:41 | 0:03:46 | |
I used to go looking for her at night. | 0:03:46 | 0:03:49 | |
One night she suddenly turned on me. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:52 | |
She was a lovely Cockney. "D'you want a piece, mate?" I didn't know what she was talking about. | 0:03:52 | 0:04:00 | |
"D'you want to come home with me?" I said, "Yes!" | 0:04:00 | 0:04:05 | |
So this dream took me into this flat. I thought this would be the ginger beer and gramophone record! | 0:04:05 | 0:04:12 | |
Then she gave me this ghastly book of photographs, and said "If you've any trouble, look at these first." | 0:04:12 | 0:04:19 | |
-Wa-aah! -AUDIENCE CACKLES | 0:04:19 | 0:04:22 | |
Fifteen! | 0:04:22 | 0:04:24 | |
And then she appeared, the usual thing, pink shoes and nothing else, and I'm gibbering! | 0:04:24 | 0:04:32 | |
She said, "You can wash over there, dear." There was a kidney-shaped table full of blue fluid. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:39 | |
So I washed my hands! | 0:04:44 | 0:04:47 | |
I didn't know...! Terrible! | 0:04:47 | 0:04:49 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:04:49 | 0:04:54 | |
-No bleeps! -No! | 0:04:54 | 0:04:57 | |
I think that's a marvellous introduction! Tell you what, it beats sex education films! | 0:04:57 | 0:05:04 | |
-Well, yes! -It does! | 0:05:04 | 0:05:07 | |
-I know, reading your book too, that you became very fond of her. -True. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:12 | |
It sounds corny and odd, but she really... I think I fell in love with her very much. | 0:05:12 | 0:05:19 | |
-And she used to come down and see me at school... -LAUGHTER | 0:05:19 | 0:05:24 | |
She'd never seen the country before. She came from Hoxton. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:29 | |
She used to arrive with a ghastly tartan rug and potted shrimp sandwiches. Thank God for the rug! | 0:05:29 | 0:05:37 | |
-Did she meet any...? Wasn't it a bit dangerous? You were at boarding school. -I was. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:43 | |
-Yes. I was at Stowe. -Stowe! -It had a marvellous headmaster, Roxburgh. | 0:05:43 | 0:05:48 | |
The cricket match was on. She was a real dish, a beauty. Lovely girl. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:54 | |
And Roxburgh came over, saw me sitting on the rug with this girl watching the cricket. | 0:05:54 | 0:06:01 | |
And... Oh, it was agony! And he said, "May I join you?" And I said, "Oh, sir, please. This is Miss..." | 0:06:01 | 0:06:08 | |
I won't give the name, even now. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:11 | |
She said, "You don't look a bit like a schoolmaster, do you, dear?" | 0:06:11 | 0:06:15 | |
-And he knew. He knew! -Yeah! -He knew. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:19 | |
With David Niven there was a remarkable difference between the confident man appearing on camera | 0:06:19 | 0:06:27 | |
and the gibbering wreck waiting to go on. I never met anyone so nervous about appearing on TV. | 0:06:27 | 0:06:34 | |
Half an hour before that interview, I heard him being ill next door. | 0:06:34 | 0:06:39 | |
When I went to see if I could help, he said he was always sick with fear before a public appearance. | 0:06:39 | 0:06:47 | |
We met again in 1975, by which time he was a literary celebrity as well. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:52 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:06:52 | 0:06:55 | |
Good evening and welcome. | 0:06:55 | 0:06:58 | |
If you were a writer and had a first novel published this week, | 0:06:58 | 0:07:03 | |
you could expect to sell 250 copies in hardback. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:07 | |
If you were an established writer with form, you might sell 600-700 hardback copies. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:14 | |
My special guest tonight wrote a book once. It was his first effort. | 0:07:14 | 0:07:19 | |
It sold 200,000 hardback copies, and a staggering four million in both hard and paperback. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:26 | |
Not bad for a book he described as the sort people read in the loo! | 0:07:26 | 0:07:31 | |
That book was called "The Moon's a Balloon". | 0:07:31 | 0:07:35 | |
The companion volume, "Bring on the Empty Horses", is just published. | 0:07:35 | 0:07:40 | |
The author, my guest, David Niven. | 0:07:40 | 0:07:43 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:07:43 | 0:07:47 | |
I mentioned the fact that you've written the sequel to "The Moon's a Balloon". | 0:07:56 | 0:08:02 | |
You're on record as saying before that you wouldn't write a sequel. What made you change your mind? | 0:08:02 | 0:08:10 | |
Well, the New York publisher, Putnam, after I got lucky with the first one, called me up. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:17 | |
I went to see him and he offered me a large sum to write something else. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:23 | |
And I said, "What?" And he said, "Anything you like." | 0:08:23 | 0:08:28 | |
So I said, "Fine." | 0:08:28 | 0:08:30 | |
And I grabbed the cheque! | 0:08:30 | 0:08:33 | |
And quickly spent it! | 0:08:33 | 0:08:36 | |
And about a year later he said, "How's the book coming along?" | 0:08:36 | 0:08:41 | |
And it went on like that, sort of cat and mouse, for quite a while. | 0:08:41 | 0:08:46 | |
Then I really had to sit down to it. I started to write a novel, and it was not very good. | 0:08:46 | 0:08:53 | |
Then I dipped into the bottomless pit of Hollywood, and thought I'd better write about something I know. | 0:08:53 | 0:09:00 | |
And, um, I wrote about ancient Hollywood, really... | 0:09:00 | 0:09:05 | |
and it's about Hollywood between 1935 and 1960, | 0:09:05 | 0:09:09 | |
coinciding with what is laughingly referred to as "the great days". I've tried to describe them. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:16 | |
The book is in fact basically a fond obituary for a lost society. | 0:09:16 | 0:09:22 | |
It's an obituary for that period, yes. But Mike, Hollywood today is booming again, | 0:09:22 | 0:09:28 | |
and I just came back from making a movie, and Hollywood is now... | 0:09:28 | 0:09:33 | |
In the book, I don't try to make any comparison between the two. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:38 | |
I settled solely for that period, and I was there, from extra on down. | 0:09:38 | 0:09:43 | |
At that point, it was controlled by about six moguls. | 0:09:43 | 0:09:48 | |
And it was full of immense personalities, enormous superstars and great writers. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:54 | |
Now it is full of great talent, new faces, and it's controlled by conglomerates and computers, | 0:09:54 | 0:10:02 | |
and powerful agents and lawyers. The same game, differently composed. | 0:10:02 | 0:10:07 | |
-Yes. Far less glamorous, actually. | 0:10:07 | 0:10:10 | |
We'll discuss the writers and stars you talk about in your book later. | 0:10:10 | 0:10:16 | |
I'd like to talk to you about being a writer, a change in your life. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:21 | |
At a late stage in your career you became a very successful writer. | 0:10:21 | 0:10:27 | |
I do envy you! Four million copies! Strewth! | 0:10:27 | 0:10:31 | |
Anyway... Envy, envy! | 0:10:31 | 0:10:33 | |
Do you find inspiration comes easily? | 0:10:33 | 0:10:37 | |
No, not at all! | 0:10:37 | 0:10:39 | |
I mean, first of all I've got absolutely no powers of concentration whatever. | 0:10:39 | 0:10:45 | |
If it's a nice day I can't write, because it's something else to do. And if it rains it's too dreary! | 0:10:45 | 0:10:53 | |
I'll make any excuse! If an aeroplane goes over, it's a bonanza. I'll watch that for hours! | 0:10:53 | 0:11:00 | |
And I beg my wife to bring awful news, a burst boiler or something! | 0:11:00 | 0:11:06 | |
Fianlly I put one little chair in the garden right up against a corner of a hedge, | 0:11:06 | 0:11:13 | |
so I can't even see the sky, and I sit there and do my best. | 0:11:13 | 0:11:18 | |
-Would you describe yourself as an author or an actor? -Oh, an actor. | 0:11:18 | 0:11:23 | |
I regard this as a terrific...not a sideline, even, I'm an amateur. | 0:11:23 | 0:11:28 | |
I love doing it, if it's a success. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:30 | |
I was so happy with the earlier unexpected success, because I wrote it for chums for Christmas. | 0:11:30 | 0:11:37 | |
You've got an awful lot of chums! | 0:11:37 | 0:11:41 | |
"Bring on the Empty Horses" is an intriguing title for a book about Hollywood. Where does it come from? | 0:11:41 | 0:11:49 | |
I have to put a self-bleep machine into this. | 0:11:49 | 0:11:53 | |
-You don't have to. -I do, I think! -You do? -Yes! | 0:11:53 | 0:11:58 | |
A great Hungarian director called Mike Curtiz was directing The Charge of the Light Brigade. | 0:11:58 | 0:12:05 | |
And his English was very peculiar, and Errol Flynn and I were standing under a rostrum - he was on it - | 0:12:05 | 0:12:13 | |
and the charge had taken place and, as you know, everybody was killed. | 0:12:13 | 0:12:18 | |
It was time 200 riderless charges arrived. So Mike with his megaphone says, "Bring on the empty horses." | 0:12:18 | 0:12:25 | |
So Flynn and I fell down. He turned on us, through the megaphone, | 0:12:25 | 0:12:31 | |
"You bums! You lousy, limey bastards! You jerks! | 0:12:31 | 0:12:35 | |
"You and your goddamn language! You think I know bleep nothing, and I know bleep all!" | 0:12:35 | 0:12:42 | |
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE | 0:12:42 | 0:12:45 | |
You've been in Hollywood for 40 years, haven't you? | 0:12:45 | 0:12:50 | |
I've been in the business 40 years. I lived there for 25 years and I go back often. | 0:12:50 | 0:12:56 | |
What was it like being a young, struggling actor then in Hollywood, as you said, in the great days? | 0:12:56 | 0:13:04 | |
-You didn't walk in a superstar, did you? -Oh, no. I was an extra, and that was hell. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:10 | |
What kind? Were you classified? | 0:13:10 | 0:13:13 | |
Yes, I was. There were the dress extras, who were very snooty. | 0:13:13 | 0:13:18 | |
They had clothes for every occasion. Ball gowns and race-going clothes and office clothes and all that. | 0:13:18 | 0:13:26 | |
They got paid 10 a day. | 0:13:26 | 0:13:28 | |
Which was about £3, I suppose. | 0:13:28 | 0:13:31 | |
Then there were the people who looked all right in uniforms and could walk properly. | 0:13:31 | 0:13:38 | |
The rest of us were the cattle. We were put in sort of ethnic groups. | 0:13:38 | 0:13:43 | |
You know, Asian, American red, American white, American black, | 0:13:43 | 0:13:49 | |
-and I was Anglo-Saxon type 2008. -LAUGHTER | 0:13:49 | 0:13:54 | |
-Do you remember the first lines you spoke? -Yes. | 0:13:54 | 0:13:58 | |
I remember the first three lines. | 0:13:58 | 0:14:01 | |
One was... I said, "Hello, my dear." No! "Goodbye, my dear." | 0:14:01 | 0:14:07 | |
to Elissa Landi at a railway station, | 0:14:07 | 0:14:12 | |
and I was such a smash, I was hired to say "Hello, my dear" to Ruth Chatterton at another station. | 0:14:12 | 0:14:20 | |
Then my big moment was in a Sam Goldwyn production with Miriam Hopkins and Edward G Robinson. | 0:14:20 | 0:14:27 | |
I was a cockney sailor, and I was thrown out of the window of a brothel in San Francisco | 0:14:27 | 0:14:34 | |
into three foot of mud. And I said, "Orl roight, I'll go!" | 0:14:34 | 0:14:38 | |
and Miriam and Joel McCrea and Eddie Robinson | 0:14:38 | 0:14:42 | |
and some donkeys and 40 vigilantes walked over the top of me. | 0:14:42 | 0:14:48 | |
An auspicious debut(!) One of the fascinating things that comes out in what you've written | 0:14:48 | 0:14:55 | |
is the amount of importance attached in those days in Hollywood | 0:14:55 | 0:15:00 | |
to publicity, to making yourself known. | 0:15:00 | 0:15:04 | |
-What kind of tricks did they get up to, publicity experts? -Well, Mike... | 0:15:04 | 0:15:09 | |
In those days it was not great talents, it was great personalities. | 0:15:09 | 0:15:14 | |
And there were probably 40 people who could support any picture. | 0:15:14 | 0:15:18 | |
Today there are probably four. | 0:15:18 | 0:15:21 | |
And it was a case of publicity building up grains of sand | 0:15:21 | 0:15:26 | |
until they became sizeable hills that could be seen a long way off! | 0:15:26 | 0:15:31 | |
They got up to all sorts of tricks. | 0:15:31 | 0:15:34 | |
The first publicity man came from Barnum and Bailey's circus, a man called Harry Richenbach. | 0:15:34 | 0:15:41 | |
He was hired in the early days to publicise a Tarzan picture. | 0:15:41 | 0:15:46 | |
He booked a ground floor room in a hotel right opposite the theatre in New York where it would open. | 0:15:46 | 0:15:53 | |
A large packing case was delivered. | 0:15:53 | 0:15:56 | |
He pressed the bell and ordered 8lb of chopped hamburger for lunch. | 0:15:56 | 0:16:01 | |
So the waiter tottered up with this, and there was a large lion sitting at his table | 0:16:01 | 0:16:07 | |
with a napkin round his neck! | 0:16:07 | 0:16:10 | |
-So the waiter sued Harry Richenbach under immense publicity. That was the first publicity stunt! -Really? | 0:16:10 | 0:16:18 | |
It backfired, as he got badly sued. | 0:16:18 | 0:16:21 | |
The next one that backfired was Mae West... Mae West backfired?! That sounds very strange! | 0:16:21 | 0:16:28 | |
Mae West was doing a movie called It Ain't No Sin. | 0:16:28 | 0:16:34 | |
And they had a brilliant idea and they got together 140 parrots. | 0:16:34 | 0:16:40 | |
They put them into intensive training, and the poor animals were taught to say, "It ain't no sin." | 0:16:41 | 0:16:48 | |
They were to be put on perches in hotel lobbies all round the city for the opening of the picture. | 0:16:48 | 0:16:55 | |
At the last minute, the Hays Office, the group in charge of Hollywood morals, | 0:16:55 | 0:17:02 | |
decided It Ain't No Sin was a dirty title, changing it to I'm No Angel. | 0:17:02 | 0:17:07 | |
The poor bloody parrots were taken away... | 0:17:07 | 0:17:11 | |
and given a crash course in this. | 0:17:11 | 0:17:14 | |
Then they were put on the perches and frightful noises came out and they were sent home in disgrace! | 0:17:14 | 0:17:22 | |
My favourite flop, though, was Walt Disney, of all people, with the opening of Pinocchio in New York. | 0:17:22 | 0:17:29 | |
He hired 12 midgets, and he dressed them as Pinocchio and put them up | 0:17:29 | 0:17:34 | |
on the theatre marquee to gambol about and cause a traffic stir. | 0:17:34 | 0:17:39 | |
Everything went beautifully until lunch time, when somebody sent them up a couple of bottles of bourbon. | 0:17:39 | 0:17:47 | |
The midgets started playing strip poker up there, and by 3.00pm they were all naked and belching | 0:17:47 | 0:17:54 | |
and screaming about on the top, and the fire department brought them down in pillowcases! | 0:17:54 | 0:18:01 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:18:01 | 0:18:05 | |
A drunken midget in a pillowcase! | 0:18:10 | 0:18:13 | |
I don't believe a word of it! | 0:18:15 | 0:18:18 | |
The other people, of course, who were around at that time... | 0:18:18 | 0:18:23 | |
It's absurd, isn't it? | 0:18:23 | 0:18:26 | |
..were, um, the gossip columnists. | 0:18:26 | 0:18:29 | |
As you say, Hollywood invented the publicity stunt. They also invented the gossip columnist, didn't they? | 0:18:29 | 0:18:37 | |
And you suffered, or lived through, the two most powerful women... | 0:18:37 | 0:18:42 | |
They were immensely powerful, Hedda Hopper and Louella Parsons. | 0:18:42 | 0:18:47 | |
One was short and fat, the other long and thin, and both were mines of misinformation. | 0:18:47 | 0:18:53 | |
Between them, they covered every single newspaper in the USA. | 0:18:53 | 0:18:58 | |
They had millions of readers. They did daily profiles, and were very powerful. | 0:18:58 | 0:19:04 | |
I don't think they could destroy anybody who had great talent. They both hacked away at Marlon. | 0:19:04 | 0:19:12 | |
They had terrific favourites and terrific enemies. | 0:19:12 | 0:19:16 | |
Hedda's enemy was Orson Welles, because he made Citizen Kane. | 0:19:16 | 0:19:21 | |
Hearst, of course, her boss, was the prototype of that. | 0:19:21 | 0:19:26 | |
And Hedda loathed Chaplin, because she was very politically minded. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:31 | |
She thought he was very left wing, and a Commie, and all that stuff. | 0:19:31 | 0:19:36 | |
As she was dying, aged 82, she said, "I hear that SOB Chaplin wants to get back in the country. Stop him." | 0:19:36 | 0:19:43 | |
And died. | 0:19:43 | 0:19:46 | |
But they were very rough, and the studios used them. | 0:19:46 | 0:19:51 | |
I remember I was under contract to Sam Goldwyn for 15 years, | 0:19:51 | 0:19:56 | |
and something happened, a contract was up for renewal or dissipation, | 0:19:56 | 0:20:01 | |
and Goldwyn decided to soften me up for the kill, | 0:20:01 | 0:20:05 | |
to get me to settle for less money. I was rather popular, I thought, at the studio. | 0:20:05 | 0:20:12 | |
I picked up the paper and a headline said, "Niven unbearable, say fellow workers"! | 0:20:12 | 0:20:19 | |
It said I'd got so swollen-headed nobody could work with me! | 0:20:19 | 0:20:23 | |
-Louella put it in to help Goldwyn. These things happened. -Did you have to be nice to them? | 0:20:23 | 0:20:30 | |
Well, you did. We were all whores, really. | 0:20:30 | 0:20:34 | |
It was much easier to go with them than against them. They could make it very uncomfy for you. | 0:20:34 | 0:20:41 | |
Did you ever manage to get back at any of them? | 0:20:41 | 0:20:45 | |
Well, we did a little thing once... | 0:20:45 | 0:20:48 | |
Ida Lupino was a great friend, and she was married to a very rough man, Howard Duff. She still is. | 0:20:48 | 0:20:56 | |
And Hjordis, my wife... We loathed Hedda and Louella at this point, | 0:20:56 | 0:21:01 | |
we'd had problems with them, all four of us had problems with them. | 0:21:01 | 0:21:06 | |
We had a little plan, and we had dinner together. | 0:21:06 | 0:21:10 | |
I called Ciro's, a chic nightclub, and booked a table for two. | 0:21:10 | 0:21:15 | |
The head waiter said, "Oh, yes, Mr Niven, just you and Madam?" | 0:21:15 | 0:21:20 | |
I said "Just give me a quiet corner table." Then Ida and I arrived. | 0:21:20 | 0:21:26 | |
Terrific twittering, cos there were spies everywhere for the columnists, in the brothels and the hospitals! | 0:21:26 | 0:21:33 | |
Immediately, next thing I knew, about 15 cameramen arrived, we're sitting with Lupie nibbling my ear! | 0:21:33 | 0:21:42 | |
Right in the middle of all this, in come Howard and Hjordis, and go to the far side of the dance floor. | 0:21:42 | 0:21:49 | |
Lupino overdid it, she says, "You must flee!" You must flee(!) | 0:21:49 | 0:21:54 | |
And then Howard, who was reputed as a brawler, you know, now he spotted us, kicked over his table. | 0:21:57 | 0:22:05 | |
Crash! Everybody in the place is watching. Everybody waited. And I pretended to be a bit gassed. | 0:22:05 | 0:22:12 | |
I got up from mine, we took our coats off, big deal! | 0:22:12 | 0:22:16 | |
All the photographers get into position for the kill. The dance floor is cleared, and we circle. | 0:22:16 | 0:22:23 | |
The classic western ending! | 0:22:23 | 0:22:25 | |
Finally we grabbed each other, kissed and waltzed round the room! | 0:22:25 | 0:22:31 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:22:31 | 0:22:35 | |
Can we talk about some of the great figures you've worked with? | 0:22:41 | 0:22:46 | |
Take your pick. Gary Cooper, you worked with him. | 0:22:46 | 0:22:50 | |
-Did you ever feel in awe of any of these people when you were young? -Oh, yes. They were superstars. | 0:22:50 | 0:22:58 | |
The word is used a lot now, but these people really were. | 0:22:58 | 0:23:03 | |
Coop, Gable, Bogey... They used to get 20,000 letters a week each. | 0:23:03 | 0:23:08 | |
They were gods, really, because there was no competition. | 0:23:08 | 0:23:12 | |
No television, no bingo halls, no night baseball, nothing but movies. | 0:23:12 | 0:23:18 | |
200 million people each week paid to see Hollywood movies. Of course one was in awe. | 0:23:18 | 0:23:24 | |
The first big movie I was put into was a picture with Lubitsch, the master director, | 0:23:24 | 0:23:31 | |
directing Cooper and Claudette Colbert. And I was terrified. | 0:23:31 | 0:23:36 | |
Lubitsch was a wonderful little man. He got me into his office and acted out my part for me. Brilliantly! | 0:23:36 | 0:23:43 | |
And I collapsed. He said, "What's the matter?" I said, "I can't possibly do that!" | 0:23:43 | 0:23:50 | |
He said, "Are you scared of me?" I said, "No. Yes! I'm terrified!" | 0:23:50 | 0:23:55 | |
And he said, "Well, let me tell you something. Cooper is terrified of Claudette. It's his first comedy. | 0:23:55 | 0:24:03 | |
"Claudette is terrified of Coop, because he's such a natural actor. | 0:24:03 | 0:24:08 | |
"I'm terrified of both of them!" | 0:24:08 | 0:24:10 | |
So he said, "You will be on the set for a week before you start work, | 0:24:10 | 0:24:15 | |
"so you'll get to know everybody and will be part of the family." They took all that trouble. | 0:24:15 | 0:24:22 | |
-Was he a natural actor, Cooper? -Oh, so natural! He was the most relaxed man I've ever known! | 0:24:22 | 0:24:29 | |
After a take, he'd just go to sleep on the floor, or something! | 0:24:29 | 0:24:34 | |
I did love him. I wish I could have learnt his calm. He had tremendous concentration, drawing attention. | 0:24:34 | 0:24:42 | |
-Brando has it, too. -Yes. -You always look at Brando, cos he concentrates. | 0:24:42 | 0:24:47 | |
I asked Coop about it. I said, "MrCooper,"- Icalledhim that - | 0:24:47 | 0:24:52 | |
"How do you concentrate?" He said, "Concentrate? I'm just trying to remember what the hell I say next!" | 0:24:52 | 0:25:00 | |
You also knew Garbo very well, too. How intimidating was she? | 0:25:00 | 0:25:05 | |
Well, she was terribly intimidating. For instance, Groucho Marx, she straightened him out. | 0:25:05 | 0:25:12 | |
She was walking round the lot, and I'd see her in the distance, | 0:25:12 | 0:25:17 | |
with big floppy hats and a running outfit. She was approaching when Groucho, with that crouch and cigar, | 0:25:17 | 0:25:24 | |
came along and looked under the hat. | 0:25:24 | 0:25:27 | |
He found he was staring into Baltic blue eyes and he panicked and said, | 0:25:27 | 0:25:32 | |
"Pardon me, ma'am, I thought you were a guy I knew in Pittsburgh!" | 0:25:32 | 0:25:37 | |
But, you know, she was marvellous. Years later I bought her old house. We lived there happily for 15 years. | 0:25:39 | 0:25:46 | |
One day a mutual friend appeared at our house, and behind him was Garbo. | 0:25:46 | 0:25:51 | |
I nearly fell through the floor. | 0:25:51 | 0:25:54 | |
She said, "I hope you don't mind me coming, but the happiest days of my life were spent in this house. | 0:25:54 | 0:26:01 | |
"I would love to see it again." My wife is Swedish, so they became chums. She was always there. | 0:26:01 | 0:26:09 | |
We went on a yachting trip once, Hjordis and I, and Garbo and a man friend who was supposed to navigate. | 0:26:09 | 0:26:16 | |
We headed for Catalina Island, which is 40 miles off into the Pacific. Miss it, you go to Japan! | 0:26:16 | 0:26:24 | |
So, we set off, and something went wrong with the navigation. The man got at the schnaps! | 0:26:24 | 0:26:31 | |
He said, "Don't worry! It'll be all right." The sun was going down. He said we'd see the island's outline. | 0:26:31 | 0:26:39 | |
The sun sizzled into the sea with no sign of the island. We were lost. | 0:26:39 | 0:26:45 | |
He disappeared below, made lots of calculations, then said "We're nine miles north of the Grand Canyon!" | 0:26:45 | 0:26:52 | |
So it was a fraught weekend. Then the lavatory broke. On a small boat you get to know people! You would! | 0:26:54 | 0:27:01 | |
You should. And she was marvellous. She volunteered for all the dirty jobs, and everything. | 0:27:01 | 0:27:09 | |
But at the end of it, I didn't know her any better. It was six days. | 0:27:09 | 0:27:14 | |
-Except that I knew she did not have large feet! -That was it? -Actually, she had beautifully shaped feet. | 0:27:14 | 0:27:21 | |
But she had an awful habit of encasing them in big brown loafers. They looked like landing craft! | 0:27:21 | 0:27:28 | |
Bob Taylor did Camille with her. | 0:27:28 | 0:27:31 | |
He said it was awful. He knew... She was wearing these marvellous crinolines, magnificent hairdos, | 0:27:31 | 0:27:39 | |
"But underneath," he said, "I know she has crummy old slippers on!" | 0:27:39 | 0:27:44 | |
It's a great mystery - did she ever tell you why she gave up acting? | 0:27:44 | 0:27:49 | |
She did. I finally had the guts to ask her. She came to live in France near us, and we saw a lot of her. | 0:27:49 | 0:27:56 | |
One day she came over for lunch. | 0:27:56 | 0:27:59 | |
We were going to have lunch in the garden and it rained. | 0:27:59 | 0:28:04 | |
So instead of having lunch AT the table, we had it underneath! | 0:28:04 | 0:28:09 | |
It was very cosy! So I asked her. I finally said, "Why did you give up movies? There was no reason to." | 0:28:09 | 0:28:17 | |
She thought for so long, I thought I'd dropped some horrendous brick. | 0:28:17 | 0:28:22 | |
She said, "I'd made enough faces." It didn't help me any further forward. | 0:28:22 | 0:28:28 | |
I think really what happened was she got right to the top and knew there was nowhere to go except down. | 0:28:28 | 0:28:35 | |
How difficult was it to remain unimpressed by it all, having made it? Was any advice offered to you, | 0:28:35 | 0:28:43 | |
which kept you sane and a survivor in Hollywood? | 0:28:43 | 0:28:48 | |
Gable was a great chum of mine. He was a real feet-on-the-ground man. We used to go fishing together. | 0:28:48 | 0:28:55 | |
He always said, "If you ever get to the top, be tough with the brass, with the moguls. | 0:28:55 | 0:29:03 | |
"Don't forget it's a terrifying scenario we're taking part in. And we're gonna get it in the end. | 0:29:03 | 0:29:10 | |
"Everybody expects that." He used to say, "I personally take Spencer Tracy's advice. | 0:29:10 | 0:29:17 | |
"Get there on time, know the jokes, take the cheque and go home." | 0:29:17 | 0:29:22 | |
-Yes. And that's the way... -I think, Mike, I WAS getting out of control, | 0:29:22 | 0:29:27 | |
because it's very difficult not to believe your own publicity. There was so much of it! | 0:29:27 | 0:29:34 | |
I think I really was saved by the war. | 0:29:34 | 0:29:38 | |
I came back here for 6½ years and was brought down to earth smartly. | 0:29:38 | 0:29:43 | |
But did it put an impossible strain on your married life, for instance? | 0:29:43 | 0:29:48 | |
Our marriage has lasted for 20 something years, thank God. | 0:29:48 | 0:29:53 | |
It put an extraordinary strain on, because Hjordis is very beautiful. She was the top model in Sweden. | 0:29:53 | 0:30:00 | |
A very beautiful woman should immediately - this is a tiny example - attract the attention | 0:30:00 | 0:30:08 | |
if a couple walks into a room or a restaurant. | 0:30:08 | 0:30:12 | |
But if she walks in with a dreary old bulldog face that's been around for 500 years, she gets it second. | 0:30:12 | 0:30:19 | |
Or table-hopping, when people are plucking at you in Hollywood, "What about...?" Left there standing. | 0:30:19 | 0:30:27 | |
-It got to such a point, she left. -Really? -She said, "I've got to find out if I'm anything any more." | 0:30:27 | 0:30:34 | |
This was after years of marriage. She took off for four months. | 0:30:34 | 0:30:39 | |
And I realised a horrendous thing, that I was taking the most important thing for granted. | 0:30:39 | 0:30:46 | |
-Thank God, we got the show on the road again. -Another thing, David. | 0:30:46 | 0:30:52 | |
The other thing that must strike you, and I wonder if it worries you, is lots of people you knew are dead. | 0:30:52 | 0:31:00 | |
Oh, yeah?! Yes! | 0:31:00 | 0:31:03 | |
-It's true! Gable, Flynn, Bogey, all those great stars... -I feel I'm being measured for something! | 0:31:03 | 0:31:11 | |
I once said that to Noel Coward. | 0:31:12 | 0:31:15 | |
I said, "I've got to the point in my life when all my chums are dying like flies." | 0:31:15 | 0:31:22 | |
He said, "Personally, I'm delighted if mine last through luncheon!" | 0:31:22 | 0:31:27 | |
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE | 0:31:27 | 0:31:32 | |
No, but I know exactly what you mean. It's horrible to lose one's friends in any walk of life. | 0:31:34 | 0:31:42 | |
The trick is not to live in a cocoon of one group of friends, all of the same age. | 0:31:42 | 0:31:50 | |
I'm lucky to have younger friends, who I hope will see me through! | 0:31:50 | 0:31:55 | |
-What plans do you have? -What?! -For the future?! | 0:31:55 | 0:31:58 | |
-Not for seeing it through! Working, I meant! -Oh, thank God! | 0:31:58 | 0:32:03 | |
-I wasn't making a proposition! -I thought Mormons were coming for me! | 0:32:03 | 0:32:08 | |
Let me think. I go to New York in two or three days. Then I go on to Hollywood to make a movie. | 0:32:08 | 0:32:16 | |
I made one last year. I make, usually, one a year, to keep the sheriff away. | 0:32:16 | 0:32:22 | |
I made one in Malaysia last year, Paper Tiger, with the most sensational Japanese boy of nine, | 0:32:22 | 0:32:29 | |
who learnt to speak English for a very long part in eight weeks. | 0:32:29 | 0:32:34 | |
And we worked in Malaysia, where it was very strange because, you know, | 0:32:34 | 0:32:40 | |
they've been having a little problem there. It's a picture about a political kidnapping. | 0:32:40 | 0:32:46 | |
The chief of police of Kuala Lumpur said, "I think this is a dangerous movie for you to make out here. | 0:32:46 | 0:32:54 | |
"So I'm going to put a 24-hour guard on some of the actors." | 0:32:54 | 0:32:59 | |
We were living in the Kuala Lumpur Hilton. The day we arrived they killed the chief of police! | 0:32:59 | 0:33:06 | |
It made me very nervous indeed, I can tell you! It's a lovely part of the world, terribly hot. | 0:33:07 | 0:33:15 | |
It was 137 degrees - it's 100 miles north of the equator - in August. 97% humidity. | 0:33:15 | 0:33:22 | |
And we had 14 nationalities in the crew and actors. Germans, Japanese, Americans, English, everything. | 0:33:22 | 0:33:29 | |
Spanish cameraman, Malays, Indian - unbelievable. | 0:33:29 | 0:33:33 | |
And two or three lovely limeys. | 0:33:34 | 0:33:37 | |
One was from Battersea. I can't say his name. He'd never been out of England. Not to the Isle of Wight! | 0:33:37 | 0:33:44 | |
He appeared in this terrific heat with a sweater on and a cap! | 0:33:44 | 0:33:50 | |
And he looked round and he said to me, | 0:33:50 | 0:33:55 | |
"Turned mild, hasn't it, David?" | 0:33:55 | 0:33:58 | |
-Don't drink that. The fly's gone into it! The fly's gone into your water! -You're right. | 0:34:06 | 0:34:12 | |
-Put it on the floor and I'll stamp on it! -It's a kamikaze! -So, anyway, | 0:34:12 | 0:34:17 | |
this fellow, the heat finally got to him! | 0:34:17 | 0:34:21 | |
He said, "I think I'll take a short zzz in the jungle, David. I found a nice little hole behind that tree. | 0:34:21 | 0:34:29 | |
"Keep an eye on things. If they need me..." He went. He emerged two hours later. He'd aged 50 years! | 0:34:29 | 0:34:36 | |
I said, "What happened to you?" He said, "Oh, my Gawd! There's been a dreadful incident, David!" "What?" | 0:34:36 | 0:34:44 | |
"Well, I woke up with a dreadful weight on my chest." "What?" "I looked down, it was an anaconda!" | 0:34:44 | 0:34:51 | |
Anaconda, that's the snake that eats the pythons! 35ft long, yellow. | 0:34:51 | 0:34:57 | |
He said, "It took about 25 minutes to go past!" | 0:34:57 | 0:35:02 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:35:02 | 0:35:06 | |
-The joys of filming! -You asked me what I was going to do next. -Yes. -New York, California, | 0:35:06 | 0:35:13 | |
I just came back from making a Walt Disney movie with a skunk that goes "Prft!" every time it looks at me! | 0:35:13 | 0:35:20 | |
And a bulldog that had emphysema! It was great fun! | 0:35:20 | 0:35:26 | |
Well, we've reached the end, sadly. It goes so quickly with you. | 0:35:26 | 0:35:31 | |
Normally, if somebody can sing a song, they sing a song. | 0:35:31 | 0:35:35 | |
Last time you were on the programme, you told a joke at the end. | 0:35:35 | 0:35:40 | |
-If you recall, it was a rather risque joke, which went down well, about an orang-utan... -Yes! | 0:35:40 | 0:35:48 | |
In fact, it was so popular we repeated it. | 0:35:48 | 0:35:52 | |
So, as a party piece, do you know any similar jokes? | 0:35:52 | 0:35:56 | |
I could give you, um, I could give you a joke about a prawn, | 0:35:58 | 0:36:03 | |
or a joke about gambling. | 0:36:03 | 0:36:06 | |
-AUDIENCE CACKLES -Let's have the prawn joke. | 0:36:08 | 0:36:12 | |
Then if that doesn't work, we'll have the gamblers! | 0:36:12 | 0:36:17 | |
The prawn fell in love with a crab. | 0:36:17 | 0:36:20 | |
And it was mad about this crab. | 0:36:20 | 0:36:22 | |
And it said, "Look, I'm mad about that crab that lives up round the big rock at the end." | 0:36:22 | 0:36:29 | |
And the prawn's father was furious. He said, "You can't be seen with a crab! Ridiculous! They go sideways! | 0:36:29 | 0:36:37 | |
"Tell the crab it's finished." | 0:36:37 | 0:36:40 | |
The prawn went to the crab and said, "Crab, I'm terribly sorry, it's off. | 0:36:40 | 0:36:45 | |
"My father says you look ridiculous going sideways, and as a matter of fact, you do!" The crab was furious. | 0:36:45 | 0:36:52 | |
It said, "I'll be down this evening. I'll have a seaweed and soda with your father." And went off. | 0:36:52 | 0:37:00 | |
Now, at 6.00pm the prawns were all sitting around their rock. The weed opened and in came the crab. | 0:37:00 | 0:37:09 | |
To everybody's amazement it came in straight, like that. The prawn said, "Crab! You're going straight!" | 0:37:09 | 0:37:16 | |
The crab said, "Shut up, I'm pissed!" | 0:37:16 | 0:37:20 | |
RAUCOUS LAUGHTER | 0:37:20 | 0:37:24 | |
I spoke to David Niven for the last time in 1981, | 0:37:27 | 0:37:31 | |
when he was suffering the first symptoms of motor neurone disease, which led to his sad death in 1983. | 0:37:31 | 0:37:39 | |
He was all those things we tend to make fun of nowadays - courteous, charming, polite, well-spoken. | 0:37:39 | 0:37:46 | |
In more innocent times, he came to represent everything upright and decent about the true Brit. | 0:37:46 | 0:37:54 | |
No matter how cynical you are, it was a very attractive package. | 0:37:54 | 0:37:59 | |
Next week, I shall be recalling encounters with Kenneth Williams, on Sunday at 10.55pm. Goodnight! | 0:37:59 | 0:38:06 | |
Subtitles by Judith Russell BBC Scotland, 1995 | 0:38:23 | 0:38:28 |