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POD, you've got your work cut out!

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I'm Ellie Taylor, and if you're clocking up miles

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on the motorway of fakery then be warned

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because Snog, Marry, Avoid is going to steer you in a new direction.

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Our Personal Overhaul Device, or POD for short,

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has been stripped down and rebooted

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and has waged war on Britain's biggest fakers.

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POD would like to know how much does it cost to look this cheap?

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And nowhere is safe. This time round, POD is on the road.

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POD computes you look orange.

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I look brown.

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From Manchester to Cardiff, Liverpool to Newcastle,

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if it's fake, we'll find it.

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Hi, POD. Let us in!

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And this week, POD is back in the capital of Wales

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and also one of our capitals of fakery.

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Yes, we're returning to...Cardiff.

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-Hello.

-Hello, Ellie.

-Come in.

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-Hello, POD.

-How are you today?

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I'm very well. We're in Cardiff.

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The sun is shining, all is well with the world.

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Yes, we are in Cardiff and POD computes

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that the women in Cardiff have an obsession

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with ridiculous, Rapunzel-like hair extensions.

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Your mission today is to find out what that's all about.

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Do I get to have them put in?

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That makes it sound like you want them in.

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Is it bad that I really, really do?

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It's very bad, Ellie.

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You can have them put in as a test, but then you WILL be taking them out.

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-Sure, OK. In Opposite Land...

-SHE GIGGLES

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Bye.

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Coming up in tonight's show, we have a dose of double trouble

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from sisters who think they're only pretty in pink.

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We share everything. Our make-up, perfume.

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Hair extensions, everything.

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-Some Welsh dragons get their street style roasted by POD.

-Hi, POD.

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POD computes you look as though you've been baked in an oven.

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That's not a bad thing though.

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And we meet a boy with an animal attraction

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which means people don't take him FUR real.

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This is going to sound really horrible.

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Having a dead animal on me makes me feel better.

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POD's set me the mission of getting my very own hair extensions.

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Before I become Wales's answer to Rapunzel,

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it's time to find out just why the ladies of Cardiff

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love to rock a fake lock.

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I think hair extensions are popular in Wales

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because girls want their hair to be like Cheryl Cole. Thick, long...

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-What do you think about hair extensions?

-We love them.

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I'm obsessed. We can't go out without them.

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You can have long ones, curly ones, you can have clip-in ones.

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This is how much of my hair is fake.

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They're all clipped into my hair

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and they're a pain because they itch.

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Daisy, what's so big about the long hair extension?

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Girls love long hair extensions just to add volume,

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to add highlights, to add low lights.

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All of these reality TV shows going on right now,

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they want hair just like that.

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MUSIC: "Devil's Haircut" by Beck

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OK, so we're all done now.

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-Can I have a look?

-Yes, sure you can.

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-Are you pleased with your work?

-I am. I absolutely love it.

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I just caught myself pouting, which I think means that I love it!

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-Oh, wow!

-It's brilliant.

-They look amazing on you.

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MUSIC: "Whip My Hair" by Willow

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Do you like these hair extensions I just had done?

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-They look beautiful.

-Do you think so?

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I couldn't even tell they were extensions.

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It makes me want to do that a lot.

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Do you think they look natural on me?

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-Have you got them in?

-Yes.

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-Did you not realise?

-No!

-That's a win.

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-Do you think it looks fake?

-No, actually.

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A lot of the time I think girls do look fake with hair extensions,

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but no, not yours.

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-Hi, POD.

-Oh, dear.

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Get in here now, Ellie. ELLIE LAUGHS

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What do you think?

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-I don't like it.

-Are you kidding? It looks amazing.

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-You can't leave it alone.

-I know, it's fantastic.

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Remember, Ellie, we're here to fight fakery. Now take them out.

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-SHE SIGHS

-What do I do with these?

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Throw them in the bin.

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-SHE SIGHS

-I love you. Farewell.

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It's double trouble now with two sisters

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who are definitely doing it for themselves.

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But I don't think they'll do anything for POD.

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-# Come on, Barbie, let's go party

-I'm a Barbie girl...

-#

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-Hi, I'm Tessa, I'm 20 years old.

-Hi, I'm Nina and I'm 22 years old.

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-BOTH:

-And we're from Barbie World.

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-BOTH:

-If we could describe our style it would be

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glamorous and pink.

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We've got the long blonde hair, the eyelashes, the tan.

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-Do you want this really big at the top?

-Yes, please.

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I'm the oldest out of both of us

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although everyone thinks we're twins.

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We share everything, our make-up, perfume.

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Hair extensions, everything.

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I've just done a spray tan,

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so to keep it on and dry it in faster,

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you will see me hair-drying it.

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I've been with my boyfriend for four years now

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and he hates all the hair extensions, fake tan, he hates it.

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He says I'm better off without it.

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It's quite annoying.

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Usually her fake tan and make-up get everywhere

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especially if I'm wearing white shirts.

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I think sometimes people just look at us and think, "Blonde."

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-Double blonde.

-Like we're really stupid and stuff.

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-But we're actually not.

-We're clever.

-We're really clever.

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# Yeah! #

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It's only taken us three hours to get ready.

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-Now it's time to party hard.

-Time to party, POD.

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-We usually get nice compliments and that.

-When we're out.

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Last week someone walked past and was like, "Tantastic!"

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I don't know if that's a compliment.

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I think it was a compliment.

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I hope POD can help me in a makeunder

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so I don't take as long to get ready.

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Also that people can take us a bit more seriously

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and maybe stop judging us as the Barbie twins.

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-POD, you've got double the trouble.

-And twice the challenge.

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# Oh, I'm having so much fun

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# Well, Barbie, we're just getting started. #

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Tessa and Nina remind me of a song by the king of pop.

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No, not Michael Jackson, Cliff Richard.

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Walking Talking Living Doll.

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Who hasn't got that on their generic MP3 player?

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Anyway, they're in here.

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-Hello, girls.

-BOTH:

-Hi.

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-How are you?

-BOTH:

-Very good, thanks.

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-Do you always speak together like this?

-Yeah.

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-You're not twins, though, are you?

-No. We are sisters, though.

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What do your family think of your look?

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My boyfriend hates it.

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He thinks it's better, the natural look, no fake tan

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or hair extensions. I always get him

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to put fake tan on my back and he hates it.

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-He's always got brown hands!

-So why have you come in to see POD?

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We think it would be, like, a totally different experience,

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-something really fun.

-To get a makeunder.

-Yeah.

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Just to see what we look like all natural, although we're scared!

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I've devised a little quiz

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to learn a little bit about you both separately.

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Out of the both of you, who has the best haircut?

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-Me!

-No, our hair is the same! Our hair's the same.

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-Best make-up?

-Me.

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-I've got really good make-up as well.

-Who is the most fake?

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-We're both the same.

-That's hard.

-We've got fake hair, eyelashes, tan.

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-I've got fake nails.

-Yeah, so she's maybe more fake just now!

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What would happen if POD made you look different

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-so you didn't look like twins any more?

-I don't know!

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I can't wait to see what she's going to do.

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All the very best of luck. POD awaits!

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I am POD, the Personal Overhaul Device. Who are you?

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-Hi, POD, I'm Nina.

-And I'm Tessa.

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Why are you dressed like a pair of Barbies?

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I don't think we do. I think we look like lovely, pretty Barbies.

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Yeah, just pretty Barbies.

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-Or twin Barbies!

-Yeah, twin Barbies.

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Oh, are you twins?

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We're not really twins, POD. But everyone thinks we are.

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-But you are related?

-We're sisters.

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So why do you look like twins, then?

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-She copies me.

-No, we've just got the same style, POD.

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POD computes that you both appear to be copying Miss Piggy's style.

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-Miss Piggy?! No way!

-No, she styles herself on us.

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Yes. I'm not sure that's a good thing.

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And what do you two Muppets - sorry, girls -

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think your look says about you to the general public?

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That we are not scared to be different,

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we take care of our appearance.

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Shall we find out?

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-BOTH:

-Uh-oh!

-Run phase one, public analysis.

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I asked the public if they would want

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to snog, marry or avoid these girls.

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-What do you think they said?

-Probably said avoid.

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It's all people we'd avoid that you ask!

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I'd probably avoid both of these two, especially on a night out.

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They look like hard work, both of them.

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-BOTH:

-We are hard work.

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I would definitely avoid, because they're far too made-up and fake.

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Hmm, whatever!

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I would avoid, because they look fake,

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I don't like the bleached blonde hair, fake boobs.

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Fake boobs?! We don't have any plastic surgery!

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In fact, 70% of the public said that they would avoid you.

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-Ah!

-Why? They all look the same.

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-I'm sure we'd avoid them.

-That's a bit harsh.

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Girls, are you ready to hear POD's verdict?

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Go on then, POD.

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POD computes that you need my:

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OK, POD, see what you can do.

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Run phase two, deep cleanse.

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Remove all your excess baggage.

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Bye-bye, feathery rings!

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That's it, girls. Cover up all that horrendous orange tan.

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We're going to look really horrible!

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There we go. Hold them up, girls.

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-Girls, isn't that a lot of make-up?

-No.

-No, not really.

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Run the makeunder in three, two, one!

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Oh, my...

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-What do you think?

-I really like the hair.

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-I like both our hairs.

-And I think the make-up is really nice.

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POD computes you both look utterly stunning.

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-Thanks, POD.

-Thanks, POD.

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Girls, what do you think this look now says about you to the general public?

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I think this look makes us look more classy,

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maybe people will take us more serious and not judge us.

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-Shall we find out?

-Yes.

-Yes.

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I asked the public if they wanted to snog, marry or avoid these girls.

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-What do you think they said?

-Marry.

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I'm not sure if this is against the rules,

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but can I snog them both at the same time?

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THEY LAUGH

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Probably snog, because they just look kind of normal,

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they're not plastered in make-up.

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Ah, that's really nice.

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I'd marry them if they came as a package.

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THEY LAUGH

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Previously, 70% of the public wanted to avoid you.

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Now, 70% of the public want to snog you

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and the other 30% want to marry you.

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Marry us!

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POD computes that your makeunder has been a complete success.

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I think it has.

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I think you've definitely done a good job, POD. Well done.

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-Thank you. Goodbye. BOTH:

-Bye!

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-We're away to meet our friends and also...

-Steven, my boyfriend.

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I'm excited to see my girlfriend because I haven't seen her all day

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and I'm really looking forward to her new look.

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I think that Steven will probably like the natural look.

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-He might like it, yeah.

-He hates the fake tan and hair extensions and all that.

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We'll wait and see. Fingers crossed.

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'I really was surprised at everyone's reaction.'

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-They seemed to like it.

-They've been really nice.

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Oh, Nina. I love the way you look now. You look so much better.

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Really? Ah, thanks!

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Hopefully, you'll keep your looks.

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We'll wait and see.

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Well done, POD.

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Good result. Now we're away out to party. Cheers!

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Here in the land of the daffodil,

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it's not just fake flowers that catch the eye.

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There's also what you could call a more organic approach to style,

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as I discovered when I hit the Welsh streets.

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-Can I ask you a little bit about Cardiff fashion?

-Yeah.

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Cardiff, yeah, it's totally famous for hair extensions

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and nails and a lot of slap.

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At least I'm not orange!

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You see a lot of strange stuff in Cardiff, especially when you go out.

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I'm going the other way. I'm going... Is it grunge?

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I'm more grunge, really, I think.

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Is this the normal look for men in Wales?

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-Er, yeah. On average.

-Maybe a bit more fake tan.

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Every day it takes me an hour and a half

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to get ready. I won't leave my house without make-up on.

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Wild, wicked and definitely Welsh.

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I think that just says it all about Welsh girls, to be honest.

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I think it needs to be toned down a little bit.

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Cardiff in general needs to be toned down?

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-Closed off a little bit?

-Well, you said that, not me. I did.

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Next up is a guy who's all fur coat and no knickers.

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Let's hope POD can cover him up and keep them him from catching a cold.

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Hiya. I'm Ryan Watson and I am "da one".

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If I met me and I wasn't me, I'd find me so annoying.

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Oh, crap!

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This 12-year-old last week came up to me and went,

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"Are you a boy or a girl?"

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I think Ryan's look is absolutely horrendous.

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This morning, I was driving in the car and I looked out of the corner of my eye

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and I thought, "What the hell is that?"

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Then I realised it was Ryan. I thought, "Oh, my God."

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I've had this look for about a year.

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I just love fur. It's the way that it feels. It feels nice and soft.

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This is going to sound really odd but having a dead animal on me

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makes me feel better.

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People who don't like wearing fur, most of them are hypocrites

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because they'll eat meat and they'll have, like, a leather settee,

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but they'll whinge about wearing fur.

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I speak to Ryan every single day.

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He's like one of my best girlfriends.

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Oh, it's gone cold.

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That's his tattoo because he's looking for "da one".

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Looking for "da one". Not the one right now, "da one".

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When he goes out, he does get a lot of male attention.

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He does pull a lot of men that have actually got girlfriends.

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I think POD will help me because if I look more natural,

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I might attract the right sort of people,

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as opposed to the wrong sort of people that I attract now.

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I would love him to have a makeunder so he'd look more boyish

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and not, you know, so much like a girl.

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Hi, baby. AKA, POD.

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If you can't make me look less like a girl, you can do one.

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Ryan is clearly a great fake but when it comes to his fur,

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he's keeping it real. I think I need to find out why.

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-Hi, Cruella de Vil. How are you?

-I'm all right.

-What is this?

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-It's a fur coat.

-What kind of fur?

-It's fox.

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Is it really fox? You've killed a little foxy.

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Do you get bad reactions from people though?

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-People don't like it that it's fur but...

-You don't care.

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No, why would I?

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Yeah, but you could wear a woolly hat and a pair of gloves,

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a nice scarf, nice Puffa jacket, like Bianca out of Eastenders.

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I'd genuinely rather die.

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So why are you coming to POD for a makeunder?

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To try and look more natural, so I can find "da one".

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Is that what you're having trouble with, finding your fella?

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-Finding da one. Yeah.

-Ryan, I've got a little quiz for you.

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-Because you're so fond of wearing other animals...

-Yeah?

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..I wondered if you'd be able to tell me what bit of your body

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we could make into this particular accessory. OK?

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What part of you would make the best handbag?

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My face because it would be leathery in, like, 10 years.

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What about a belt? Probably my back because it's got no hair on.

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No-one wants a hairy belt.

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-What about a hat?

-Oh, my hair!

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-We could just have a purple fringing on it.

-Yeah.

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There's nothing more for me to say other than, POD awaits.

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I know, I'm excited for it. Maybe it'll help me find "da one".

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-I am POD, the Personal Overhaul Device. Who are you?

-Ryan.

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Ryan? That's a boy's name. Do people ever get confused?

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People say, like, "You look like you could be a very pretty girl."

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-Is that a fake fur coat you've got on?

-No, it's real.

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-You seem quite happy about that.

-Yeah, I am. I like it.

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You're happy that some poor, furry animal has died

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so that you could have a silly fashion coat?

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Yeah. He was a fox and he liked eating chickens and stuff anyway.

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-Hm. I've got a surprise for you.

-Yeah, what is it, POD?

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-ALL:

-Fur ain't cool, fool. Fur ain't cool, fool.

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Fur ain't cool, fool.

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How do you feel about my friends here?

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I don't like them. I'm not going to lie.

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Why have you come to POD for a makeunder?

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Because I'm looking for "da one". Do you know what I'm saying?

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-No. What on earth do you mean?

-Like my soulmate.

-Oh, the one?

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Yeah, "da one"!

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POD would like to know who you dream of being the one.

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Johnny Depp but in Pirates Of The Caribbean.

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So your dream date would be to have dinner with Captain Jack on the Black Pearl

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Yeah. Oh, wait. I'm sure that ship's, like, proper minging.

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Maybe a nice version of that ship, like Titanic.

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POD computes that Titanic would not be an ideal place for a first date.

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-Oh.

-Talking about sinking ships,

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shall we find out what the public think of your look?

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No, let's not find out!

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Run phase one, public analysis.

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I asked the public would they want to snog, marry or avoid this boy.

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What do you think they said?

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Um...avoid?

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I would avoid him because he kind of looks orange and I think

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if he touched me, he'd stain me.

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I probably would stain their clothes so they're probably right to say avoid.

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I would avoid him because he's got lots of make-up on.

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Not that much on.

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I would avoid. This guy's eyebrows are orange, which is not on.

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Oh, my God! Where did you find these people?

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In fact, 100% of the public do indeed want to avoid you.

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Do one!

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Are you ready to hear POD's verdict?

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I suppose, yeah. I am ready to hear it.

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POD computes you need my:

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Yeah, you're pretty right, maybe. Kind of.

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-Run phase two, deep cleanse.

-Right.

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Remove all of your excess baggage.

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Take it off.

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Get scrubbing.

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Now hold up that wipe. Ryan, is that a lot of make-up?

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No.

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Run the makeunder in three, two, one...

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Oh... I look well different. I proper like it.

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POD computes that now you look like a very handsome young man.

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-Thanks!

-As opposed to a slightly odd-looking girl.

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Thanks!

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Is this look the sort of look you think will help you attract the one?

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Maybe. Maybe I'm going to find "da one"!

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Should we find out? I asked the public, would they like to

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snog, marry or avoid you looking like this.

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-What do you think they said?

-Um...snog?

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I'd snog this person cos he's really cute. Got nice hair.

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Urgh! That's cute.

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I'd snog him because his picture looks relatively cute.

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That's very cute.

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I would definitely snog him. He's dead cute,

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dead short, like I definitely love.

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Yeah, really I want to snog him!

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Oh, that's cute!

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How does it feel to know that everyone thinks you look cute?

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I think it's cute that people think I look cute.

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Previously, everyone wanted to avoid you.

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Now 90% of the public wants to snog you.

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That's cute.

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POD computes that this makeunder has been a complete success.

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-Yeah, I agree.

-Goodbye, Ryan.

-Bye, baby!

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We're just going to meet Shauny and Imogen to reveal my new look.

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Oh, I can't wait to see him!

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I'm really excited to see Ryan.

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I'm really intrigued. I've not seen him look manly since I was at secondary school.

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-Can I look?

-Hi, baby.

-Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

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-Oh, my God, you look... Oh, my God!

-I like it.

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I don't think he thought he could look like a boy again, but he looks lovely.

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-You look like a boy!

-I am!

-How'd they get you so pale?

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That's my natural skin colour!

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-That's what I look like!

-Have they not painted you white?

-No!

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They really liked it. Obviously, they noticed that I don't have a real tan. Pale skin.

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Rocking it!

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-You look normal. You don't look like...

-As opposed to?!

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-You didn't look like your average boy before, did you?

-I'm not your average boy.

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I think POD has done an absolutely amazing job.

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We've got Ryan back again, and not a girl.

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Oh, you're going to get so much better attention now.

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Just got to date after this, ain't I?

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With Ryan's new look, it seems he could be well on the way

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to meeting "da one",

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and though he's no Johnny Depp, at least it's a start!

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Hi, POD. Thanks for my makeunder. Love the hair, love the clothes,

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but my eyebrows might make a reappearance!

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Earlier, POD transformed two sisters from Scotland who

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kept on being mistaken for twins, but am I seeing double now?

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-No, I'm not! You look very different.

-Yeah.

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Obviously we're not dressed identical today,

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so, yeah, we're a wee bit unique now.

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Does it feel weird not wearing the same things?

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Yeah, it does, but we kind of like it.

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Yeah, we've got our own individual look now.

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What did your friends and family make of your makeunder?

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My boyfriend was really over the moon.

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He loved it, and he wanted me to keep the look, keep the dress, the natural look.

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So why do you think he liked it so much, then?

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It was the real me, you know, underneath all the fake tan,

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hair extensions and caked in make-up,

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and he said I really don't need it all, so it was nice.

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So do you think the dolly look's been put to bed a little bit?

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Slightly, yeah, cos obviously we're not as dolled up as we were the first time.

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But we went back to the fake tan and a bit of the bling.

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-A BIT of the bling?!

-Yeah.

-They're like killer Frisbees or something.

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Now, have you got a final message for POD?

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Thanks for the makeunder, POD.

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But you'll never take the glam away from us.

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-I think POD's lost this one, hasn't she?

-She has, in a way.

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-In a way.

-Yes.

-We've won!

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We're almost done for the day, but we couldn't say goodbye

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without letting POD breathe fire over some of Wales' dodgiest dragons.

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Hi, POD. Let us in!

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-Can you describe your style to POD?

-Dunno.

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-I look rough today, actually, I think.

-POD agrees with you.

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-Why do you look like a strumpet?

-What's that?

-A Victorian prostitute.

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Oh, right.

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Hi, Pod!

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POD would like to know who is the hottest out of the two of you.

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-It's obviously me, no offence.

-I'll agree. He's the hottest. Yes.

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POD computes you're the colour of a basketball.

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-Orange!

-That's not a bad thing, though.

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Earlier, we saw POD transform Ryan,

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who seemed happier in dead animal skin than in his own skin.

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But is he in dead fox today?

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-No, he's not, because he's in a cardigan!

-I know!

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-Is it your granddad's?

-No, it's mine!

-It's very nice.

-Thanks.

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-That's better than the fur.

-I know.

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Do you think you're going to go back to wearing the fur?

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It's summer now. When it's winter maybe.

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-Then you'll cross that moral bridge.

-Yeah.

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-What have your friends and family said about all this?

-They've all really liked it,

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and people that said that they really liked purple hair

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seemed to be like, "Do you not actually like it?

0:26:320:26:35

"It's horrible!"

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-I was like, "Nice one!"

-Oh, so they were lying the whole time?

-Yeah.

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-Unbelievable!

-I know!

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Has it had any good repercussions so far, this new look?

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-I've got a boyfriend! Potentially "da one".

-Shut up!

-Maybe.

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-Really?

-Yeah.

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-If you get married, will you invite POD?

-Maybe.

-Can I come?

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-Course you can, baby!

-Can I be a bridesmaid?

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Um, you might have to, you know, put a bit more tan on.

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-So, Ryan, do you have a final message for POD?

-Yeah, I do.

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Thanks, baby, for helping me find potentially "da one".

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Did you just call POD baby?!

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-Yeah, she likes it.

-I don't think she does like it.

-She does!

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-Hello.

-Come in, Ellie.

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-Hello, POD.

-You look a bit miserable.

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I am. I feel all lonely because Cher's been taken out of my head.

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You were warned that those extensions were coming out, Ellie.

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I feel so lonely without her now!

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But weren't they uncomfortable?

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Well, a little bit, I suppose, when I took them out.

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What else did you find out for me today?

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There are lots of very friendly people in Cardiff.

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Quite a lot of them do have hair extensions.

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So have we put a stop to hair fakery in Cardiff?

0:27:470:27:50

I think we have rescued Cardiff, which means I'm going to go off

0:27:500:27:53

and tend to my sore bald spots, and you can POD off.

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In Cardiff, Ellie discovers why Welsh girls love hair extensions, and POD goes into overdrive with two mega makeunders. First up are a pair of Barbie wannabes who have turned sisterhood into an un-classy act. Then it's Ryan, a fox fur-wearing burger-flipper from Lancashire who gets mistaken for a girl. Can POD turn them both back into natural beauties?


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