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This programme contains some strong Tonight on the show I've got three | :00:10. | :00:13. | |
fantastic guests including the host of The Apprentice. Just waiting to | :00:13. | :00:16. | |
hear when I can send them in. PHONE RINGS. | :00:16. | :00:26. | |
Hello. Would you send the three of them in, please? Yes, Lord Sugar. | :00:26. | :00:36. | |
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Very good! There is nothing like the sound of 600 people clapping, | :00:58. | :01:05. | |
is there? We have got a fantastic line-up for you tonight. Top | :01:05. | :01:08. | |
businessman and host of The Apprentice, Lord Sugar is on the | :01:08. | :01:14. | |
show. One of my favourite all-time actresses, Olivia Colman, is on the | :01:14. | :01:20. | |
show. And Brit comedy favourite, turned Hollywood star, Hugh Laurie, | :01:20. | :01:30. | |
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is here. Strong! Strong! Looking forward to meeting the lovely, | :01:36. | :01:40. | |
Olivia Colman. She was hilarious in Twenty Twelve, the sitcom all about | :01:40. | :01:45. | |
the Olympics. The Olympics brought us so many crowd-pleasing moments. | :01:45. | :01:50. | |
Mo Farah getting gold. Bradley Wiggins getting worshipped. Boris | :01:50. | :02:00. | |
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Johnson getting a hernia. He is in charge! But I think we all loved | :02:05. | :02:12. | |
Olivia in the brilliant whodunit Broadchurch. Did you watch it? Now | :02:12. | :02:16. | |
I know a lot of people haven't got round to seeing the final episode, | :02:16. | :02:19. | |
so I won't spoil it by telling you who the murderer was. Here's Olivia | :02:19. | :02:29. | |
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Broadchurch was great, though. Olivia Colman's detective showed | :02:33. | :02:43. | |
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such powerful, raw emotion. Other female detectivesless bothered. A | :02:44. | :02:50. | |
dead body on the beach? Hooray! And I can't wait to meet Hugh Laurie | :02:50. | :02:55. | |
again. He's just embarking on a tour with his Blues band. Keep | :02:55. | :03:00. | |
pushing, Hugh, it's a nationwide tour. Of course, Hugh's most famous | :03:00. | :03:07. | |
role was in House. The brilliant doctor who could tell what was | :03:07. | :03:17. | |
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wrong with someone just by looking at them. We don't have anyone like | :03:18. | :03:24. | |
him on British telly. We have Embarrassing Bodies! Wow, those | :03:24. | :03:26. | |
tonsils really are swollen. Personally, I loved Hugh in | :03:26. | :03:30. | |
Blackadder where he played the Prince Regent. A chinless wonder | :03:30. | :03:40. | |
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who thought he could run the country. Sounds familiar! Won't be | :03:42. | :03:50. | |
so funny when he is the Prime Minister. And Hugh was also in | :03:50. | :03:53. | |
Blackadder Goes Forth. What a great show. Where else on television | :03:53. | :03:57. | |
would you get such a collection of half-wits and fools? Hooray! The | :03:57. | :04:05. | |
Apprentice is back. The show's only just started, but they already know | :04:05. | :04:14. | |
where they're having the wrap party. The Job Centre. As you probably | :04:14. | :04:17. | |
know, Alan Sugar famously has his own personalised number plate. | :04:17. | :04:20. | |
There he is with 'AMS 1'. And this year's winner has also been | :04:20. | :04:30. | |
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promised a personalised number plate. Let's get some guests on! | :04:31. | :04:40. | |
Welcome to the House of Blues, it's Hugh Laurie! She really cuts the | :04:40. | :04:50. | |
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mustard, it's Olivia Colman! And, good Lord, he's hired, it's Alan | :04:52. | :05:02. | |
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It is a proper British sofa. Olivia, you look different. Thanks. I have | :05:24. | :05:34. | |
never seen you looking alluring. is the make-up. Everything! I have | :05:34. | :05:40. | |
sticky tape holding things down. Right. Your wife is watching, isn't | :05:40. | :05:48. | |
she the Lord Sugar? Yes, in the Green Room. Eyes to the front. We | :05:48. | :05:54. | |
have a Lord of the realm, Hugh Laurie is an OBE. Yes, keeping it | :05:54. | :06:02. | |
real! Olivia Coleman, surely you will be a Dame one day. Dame Olivia | :06:02. | :06:11. | |
Coleman. I wouldn't put money on it. I would... And not a lot. I think | :06:11. | :06:16. | |
she should be Baroness. That is a good idea. I will put a good word | :06:16. | :06:25. | |
in. The did at one watch Broadchurch? The apprentice is back. | :06:26. | :06:35. | |
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9th series? Yes. Hugh Laurie, you have been in America for too long. | :06:38. | :06:45. | |
We don't applaud things like that. I am so excited. Can I get into | :06:45. | :06:51. | |
this, I watched about 30 seconds and I was hooked. It is really well | :06:51. | :07:01. | |
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cast of this year. Are you a fan? have seen it before. You know | :07:05. | :07:10. | |
Donald Trump? I don't have personally know him. He does it in | :07:11. | :07:18. | |
America. Not a very well. Who could compare? Have you seen this one? | :07:19. | :07:28. | |
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Seen it? You have been awake. have been away. But so I hear it is | :07:32. | :07:41. | |
compelling... In fact I heard it from you, didn't I? You said. | :07:41. | :07:48. | |
Olivia Coleman, I have seen it! Already two episodes have gone out. | :07:48. | :07:53. | |
There anyone who has not seen it coming here is a brief introduction. | :07:53. | :07:59. | |
I am a great and my generation, an innovator and leader of business. I | :07:59. | :08:04. | |
take inspiration from Napoleon, I am here to conquer. I am half | :08:04. | :08:09. | |
machine, I can process things at a speed that is out of this world. | :08:09. | :08:14. | |
Some people might come to this process with a game-plan. I just | :08:14. | :08:20. | |
feel my superiority will take over. I am an old head on young shoulders. | :08:20. | :08:25. | |
I am the new breed of businessmen this process requires. I have run | :08:25. | :08:32. | |
successful businesses, I can generate profit. I have energy like | :08:32. | :08:39. | |
a jury a cell Belleek, sex-appeal like Jessica Rabbit. I will do | :08:39. | :08:49. | |
anything to win, cheating and manipulating, I will do it. | :08:49. | :08:54. | |
See what you're missing? I feel like such a fool. You can't even | :08:54. | :09:04. | |
shave your neck. Is that a new fashion statement? It isn't. It is | :09:04. | :09:14. | |
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like he has put his nearer to High! I was playing a character with a | :09:15. | :09:20. | |
beard and it is a dilemma to know what to do a round there. Do you | :09:20. | :09:28. | |
draw a line? Do you actually draw a line? If it gets too neat, it looks | :09:28. | :09:34. | |
like a hedge grows. You used to have more of a beard? Yes, but it | :09:34. | :09:42. | |
is grey. It is still there? I don't like using razors. The beard, if I | :09:42. | :09:48. | |
let it go too long, it goes grey, looking like Father Christmas. | :09:48. | :09:57. | |
Father Christmas is nice! Higher at heard of him! -- I have heard of | :09:57. | :10:06. | |
him. Alex Mills, he is that one. People shouldn't do that to their | :10:06. | :10:12. | |
eyebrows. He claims, one of the other candidates said, you remind | :10:12. | :10:17. | |
me of somebody. He said in his Welsh accent, people said I looked | :10:17. | :10:24. | |
like Freddie Mercury. The candidate said, what about Dracula?! He wants | :10:24. | :10:30. | |
to manage a business. He cannot manage his own eyebrows! He is not | :10:30. | :10:36. | |
a bad boy, this kid. He was 22 years old when we recorded this. He | :10:36. | :10:43. | |
is a very nice boy. Who is the next one? Jazz, the heart machine lady. | :10:43. | :10:49. | |
Had she ever seen the show? It is the most frequently asked question | :10:49. | :10:57. | |
of people like yourself, the best chat show hosts in the country... | :10:57. | :11:06. | |
You say that like there is a but. No, there is always room for | :11:06. | :11:13. | |
improvements here and there... told you. But I wouldn't come and | :11:13. | :11:17. | |
hijack your show and tell you... What could be improved? What is | :11:17. | :11:24. | |
wrong? He is in here now. I am a great believer in actions... I | :11:24. | :11:33. | |
don't want to talk about it on here. Why don't I suggest you can pick up | :11:33. | :11:38. | |
a few tips that I would take the red chair sequins for you and you | :11:38. | :11:43. | |
can pick up a few interrogation tips. You want to be in charge of | :11:43. | :11:51. | |
the Red Chair? Entirely up to use. All right. People who volunteer for | :11:51. | :12:01. | |
the red shirts are not so sure now. The red chair is yours. It is a | :12:01. | :12:05. | |
Lord Sugar red share special. Every year there is the villain of the | :12:05. | :12:12. | |
peace. We don't know yet, we are only in episode three. I suggest it | :12:12. | :12:21. | |
and might be Rebecca Slater. It is like the make-up department going, | :12:21. | :12:29. | |
by the way, you are evil. Evil number six. You are naughty. She is | :12:29. | :12:37. | |
a nice lady. They all hate her. Sometimes, you know... Ladies, | :12:37. | :12:43. | |
ladies, oh dear. Without any getting into trouble. Sometimes it | :12:43. | :12:47. | |
ladies do not like each other because one might be a little bit | :12:47. | :12:57. | |
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cleverer than the others. She is a very good sales lady and she is | :13:04. | :13:09. | |
very sensitive. Her looks probably don't do her a service. She is very | :13:09. | :13:16. | |
attractive. She is an evil genius? She is keen nice lady. I know you | :13:16. | :13:22. | |
keep saying they are all nice people. Everyone is lovely. What I | :13:22. | :13:26. | |
have learned from this, don't be fooled by first impressions, really. | :13:26. | :13:35. | |
Wise words. Even though you are the best chat show host. There is the | :13:35. | :13:39. | |
court case with the Stella English, she was a previous winner and was | :13:39. | :13:43. | |
not happy with her job, so it took you to court. Other people would | :13:43. | :13:48. | |
have settled, you did a trial by media in the end, why did you | :13:48. | :13:53. | |
expose yourself to that? A lot of my friends and contemporaries in | :13:53. | :14:01. | |
business asked me the same question. The even though you are the best | :14:01. | :14:07. | |
show host... I need some better questions. I don't want to bring | :14:07. | :14:13. | |
doom and gloom into your programme... OK. Is there a quick | :14:13. | :14:21. | |
reason? I am not on the red chair now, am I? The thing is I won't | :14:21. | :14:27. | |
succumb to disclaiming culture stuff. Somebody who thought here is | :14:27. | :14:31. | |
a high-profile individual, and normally as you said, they would do | :14:31. | :14:35. | |
the commercial thing and say the lawyers will cost this, barristers | :14:35. | :14:39. | |
will cost that, not to mention the embarrassment of turning up in a | :14:39. | :14:46. | |
public venue and humiliating yourself. For all of that, given 50 | :14:46. | :14:52. | |
grand, give them 100 grams, get rid of them. I was not going to do that. | :14:52. | :14:58. | |
Call me stupid, my wife has been calling me stupid for 45 years. She | :14:58. | :15:04. | |
said I asked for all of my problems. Another friend of mine said, give | :15:04. | :15:10. | |
her some money. Not me, it is the claim culture, I won't put up with | :15:10. | :15:20. | |
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it. Fair enough. He you didn't even start that applause. That they are | :15:23. | :15:30. | |
so well trained out. They just did that. Watch the carpet there, if | :15:30. | :15:40. | |
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you trip up. These steps are debt trap. We must mention Donald Trump, | :15:41. | :15:50. | |
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the US host. There is bad blood between the two of you? I am saying | :15:58. | :16:03. | |
nothing. I did tweet him once when he was sane people love him in | :16:03. | :16:08. | |
Scotland. He was moaning about wind farms in Scotland. He said the | :16:09. | :16:13. | |
Scottish were about the wind farms preventing his golf club. I said, | :16:13. | :16:19. | |
you have got it wrong, the Scottish people are actually against you! I | :16:19. | :16:24. | |
then got a tirade of abuse. Of course, I could not resist | :16:24. | :16:30. | |
answering. Then I got a phone call from New York from one of his | :16:30. | :16:40. | |
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lawyer's slaying, I'd tell you what to do, you apologise to him. I said, | :16:41. | :16:50. | |
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over your dead body. Excuse me. And Let me say that it is useful in | :17:03. | :17:08. | |
promoting the programme, starting next trick. Or one of my business | :17:08. | :17:12. | |
things or something like that but what I get out of this is the fact | :17:12. | :17:19. | |
that I now have 9 million followers and when one of those losers starts | :17:19. | :17:25. | |
writing things about me, I get it back on Twitter and I give the e- | :17:25. | :17:32. | |
mail address of that author and my followers perhaps can join me... | :17:32. | :17:37. | |
You're obviously quite grubby. Here are just some things from the last | :17:37. | :17:45. | |
week. -- grumpy. You have asked people to e-mail your reviews. Do | :17:45. | :17:50. | |
not use foul language. And then someone says, is this not | :17:50. | :17:58. | |
effectively bullying? To which she replied, shut up, you idiot! The | :17:58. | :18:08. | |
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next one... This is just... What is the Chelsea score? Someone replies, | :18:13. | :18:18. | |
saying, turn on the television. Shut up, it's gone! I am not at | :18:18. | :18:28. | |
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home, crawl back under your rock! - - scum! It takes you to that dark | :18:32. | :18:40. | |
place! The Apprentice continues next Wednesday. Talking of new jobs, | :18:40. | :18:50. | |
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somebody has one. Bolivia:! -- Olivia Coleman! Does it feel | :18:54. | :19:02. | |
different? Well, I am here. It is all good? Yes. Selling this big new | :19:02. | :19:10. | |
ITV drama with you. The suspicions of Mr Witcher, this time it is | :19:10. | :19:18. | |
murder in Angel Lane. The first on a set in the 19th century. A real | :19:18. | :19:24. | |
person? Yes, the first one was based on the real story of | :19:24. | :19:30. | |
detective Witcher. And he was one of the very first British | :19:30. | :19:37. | |
detectives and I might get this wrong... We know nothing! He worked | :19:37. | :19:44. | |
out who had murdered somebody. And... He told someone else? | :19:44. | :19:50. | |
these other police people here are some evidence. And he had a bit of | :19:50. | :19:53. | |
a breakdown and went away. Other what turns out, he was right and | :19:53. | :19:59. | |
brilliant. This one is a fiction of what if he had carried on? Did I | :19:59. | :20:09. | |
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make that up? The yes, you did. spoilers. Very concise. This is | :20:11. | :20:17. | |
your first fossil acting. In a big frock? I have appeared in period | :20:17. | :20:22. | |
dramas in the 90s and 80s but nothing Victorian, and I know where | :20:22. | :20:26. | |
you are going... No, because you're very good with that big skirt going | :20:26. | :20:35. | |
through doors. Because you are 100% good with spatial awareness. | :20:36. | :20:45. | |
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does that thing? How many fingers am I holding up? For? Well, my God! | :20:48. | :20:54. | |
This was at school. Before my GCSE exams, he had to press buttons on a | :20:54. | :21:00. | |
computer and it was called the Oasis test, or something. I had | :21:00. | :21:10. | |
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100% spacial awareness. They said I should be an HGV lorry driver. | :21:11. | :21:19. | |
pilot? Or a superhero. Although they did not want to build you up. | :21:19. | :21:29. | |
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So they give me a lorry. Reasonable dreams. Yes. He or the ante of the | :21:30. | :21:40. | |
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girl who was murdered? Back to the programme? I thought you meant...? | :21:44. | :21:52. | |
So, more crying? Do you find crying easy? She cries, and all you get | :21:52. | :21:58. | |
our parts were you can cry. It is because it is sad and upsetting. | :21:58. | :22:02. | |
No-one is really dead! The whole point is you have to pretend they | :22:02. | :22:07. | |
are. I get the idea! But you're just very good at pretending? | :22:07. | :22:13. | |
would try... I have quite an overactive imagination so if there | :22:13. | :22:17. | |
is a real person lying on the slab and you have been told that that is | :22:17. | :22:26. | |
your knees, you go... It is on the Sunday on ITV at 8pm. Is it? | :22:26. | :22:36. | |
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don't know. I think my agent is here somewhere, going, oh, God! | :22:37. | :22:44. | |
This is a clip of you... Crime? There are lots of clips of you | :22:44. | :22:49. | |
crying, but I said, no, we shall have a clip where she does not cry. | :22:49. | :22:54. | |
But you do kind of well up. valuables on her? This isn't a | :22:54. | :22:59. | |
robbery. We have to look at all possibilities. The only jewellery | :22:59. | :23:04. | |
she will was a gold locket that I give her. Describe it. Oval-shaped | :23:04. | :23:09. | |
and encrusted with emeralds and pearls and it had her initials. | :23:09. | :23:13. | |
Quite valuable? This isn't a robbery. It was not on her when she | :23:13. | :23:17. | |
was fine. I have no faith in your inquiry, I would like you to | :23:17. | :23:23. | |
investigate the murder. That would not be possible. Why not? | :23:23. | :23:29. | |
commissioner takes a very dim view of private inquiry agents. I am not | :23:29. | :23:34. | |
accountable to the commissioner. But you would be accountable to her. | :23:34. | :23:39. | |
Miss Spencer, I was involved in the case, a young woman committed a | :23:39. | :23:42. | |
murder and I failed to secure a conviction and it became an | :23:42. | :23:46. | |
embarrassment. I would not want to be an embarrassment to you. From | :23:46. | :23:50. | |
what I have seen, I have no reason to believe that would happen. I | :23:50. | :23:54. | |
will pay you, of course. I am not concerned about money. Please just | :23:54. | :24:04. | |
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say you will help me. Crying? Crying watching yourself! Oh, I am | :24:08. | :24:15. | |
so good! I take my hat off, I would have to get the stuntman in to do | :24:15. | :24:20. | |
crying. I am OK at falling over stairs but crying, I would have to | :24:20. | :24:25. | |
get someone in. Watching one born every minute? It's a wonderful Life, | :24:25. | :24:31. | |
that is the only thing that will get me. You cannot physically do | :24:31. | :24:38. | |
it? I didn't have my tear-ducts removed! I can still, yes. In terms | :24:38. | :24:43. | |
of Hollywood, Eurostar is so on the ascent, have you had to make that | :24:43. | :24:48. | |
decision about Holywood? Have you had those calls? No... I don't | :24:48. | :24:54. | |
think they have my number! He were in the Iron Lady! I had a different | :24:54. | :24:59. | |
bills, they do not know it was me. No-one has called. It will happen. | :24:59. | :25:04. | |
It might. Even Dame Judi Dench, she went Hollywood. But that is Judi | :25:04. | :25:14. | |
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You were so good as Carol Thatcher. You look so different! There is you, | :25:34. | :25:44. | |
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with his teeth? Yes, it was a Meryl and Denis teeth. He was messing | :25:51. | :25:55. | |
about with his teeth upside-down and I was taking photographs. Meryl | :25:55. | :26:01. | |
Streep said, what are you doing? And then she said, do it to me. | :26:01. | :26:07. | |
Then she said let's all three of us have a photo with are funny English | :26:07. | :26:17. | |
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teeth. I said, mine are real! it you get a basket of muffins | :26:22. | :26:32. | |
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afterwards? Broadchurch, everyone loved it. Did you watch it? Loved | :26:38. | :26:43. | |
it. We kept guessing. Those new characters, every week you had | :26:43. | :26:51. | |
someone else, chopping and changing. Did you guess correctly? In episode | :26:51. | :26:56. | |
five, I thought it was the meerkats. Then my wife said, they are in the | :26:56. | :27:04. | |
advert. When did you know? Sorry to hijack. A very good question. It is | :27:04. | :27:11. | |
on here. When did you know? Just before Episode eight scripts come | :27:11. | :27:17. | |
out. I was hoping it was a need. Did the guy who played the murderer, | :27:17. | :27:26. | |
did he not know? He didn't. Then you think, would I ever done it | :27:26. | :27:33. | |
differently? He did a beautiful job. Not and not knowing. Grey to | :27:33. | :27:38. | |
programme. The took four months to make it. That is the longest you | :27:38. | :27:46. | |
have been away from... Yes. What is the longest you have been away from | :27:46. | :27:54. | |
your kids? Yes. Was it traumatic or was it nice having a holiday? | :27:54. | :28:00. | |
was awful, so my drinking level went up, nothing to do until I go | :28:00. | :28:09. | |
home. I forced Jodie Whitaker, who plays the mother, to be my flatmate, | :28:09. | :28:15. | |
because I got lonely. I used to get home, I would run in and they could | :28:15. | :28:22. | |
not give a monkey's. I would jump in front of them when they were | :28:22. | :28:30. | |
watching television and it was, mummy! On their phones and things. | :28:31. | :28:37. | |
They are only small, 5 and 7, so cartoons for them. Four months is | :28:37. | :28:46. | |
bad, but it you won nine years away from home? Yes, eight years. But it | :28:46. | :28:50. | |
wasn't uninterrupted. I would come back and they would come over to | :28:50. | :28:58. | |
Los Angeles. I wasn't at sea for a years. But you are home now? I am, | :28:58. | :29:08. | |
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back in London. His that weird for everyone? -- is that weird. Daddy | :29:09. | :29:18. | |
is still here! He keeps being here. Eight years is a long time. It is | :29:18. | :29:25. | |
longer than it would have taken me to qualify as a real doctor of. It | :29:25. | :29:31. | |
is a weird thing. You answer the phone for him as him? Yes, but | :29:31. | :29:37. | |
before answer phones, when a doctor went out on call, the phone had to | :29:37. | :29:45. | |
be manned. I was a teenage boy, and as we all do, I sounded like my | :29:45. | :29:50. | |
father. You cannot help it. I picked up the phone and said, hello. | :29:50. | :29:56. | |
They would immediately assume I was him. Before I could say thought the | :29:56. | :30:01. | |
doctor will be back in 20 minutes. They would start at spewing | :30:01. | :30:11. | |
symptoms. It is leaking, Dr. It is all moist, should it be green? You | :30:11. | :30:15. | |
reach a point very quickly, they have told you so much, you will be | :30:15. | :30:19. | |
putting them in a very embarrassing position if you then say, I will | :30:19. | :30:25. | |
tell him when he gets in. Sometimes I actually said, it does not sound | :30:25. | :30:35. | |
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too bad! I am sure a brisk walk will probably help. I have no legs! | :30:37. | :30:44. | |
LAUGHTER. You are singing for us? I am. | :30:44. | :30:50. | |
makes sense you have a second album in the shops now. Didn't it rain is | :30:50. | :30:57. | |
the album. It makes sense you would bring out the second one, the first | :30:57. | :31:06. | |
did so well. Thanks, it did. It sold at many, many copies. All | :31:06. | :31:16. | |
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over the world. I shouldn't say this, I am going to say it. Today, | :31:17. | :31:26. | |
No 1 on tuna macro in Russia. -- like tunes. No one can doubt your | :31:26. | :31:32. | |
passion for this. You love this music? I love it very deeply. | :31:32. | :31:38. | |
remember the moment when you heard it? I do, I remember the first | :31:38. | :31:43. | |
blues notes I heard, and it was like an electric shock. It was a | :31:43. | :31:50. | |
physical... I was hit by something. And that was your life? It keeps | :31:50. | :31:57. | |
happening. When these chaps play those things, or blow them things, | :31:57. | :32:03. | |
what ever it is, I cannot recapture that feeling. I do, every time we | :32:03. | :32:08. | |
played. You're not just here for tonight, you are touring? We have | :32:08. | :32:16. | |
just been touring and been around France, Belgium. In Belgium, I was | :32:16. | :32:22. | |
on a Belgian talk show a couple of days ago, because I know how to | :32:22. | :32:27. | |
live! And they showed a clip of meat on the show, being incredibly | :32:27. | :32:36. | |
rude about Belgians. Oh dear. said something, I don't know why I | :32:36. | :32:42. | |
did it, I feel absolutely terrible. It was being fun, but I implied | :32:42. | :32:46. | |
Belgians were slow on the uptake, or something. And they showed it to | :32:46. | :32:56. | |
:32:56. | :32:58. | ||
the Belgians. And Hu! Which sort of proves... The next leg of the tour. | :32:58. | :33:05. | |
They really are stupid. The interviewer said to me in a quiet | :33:05. | :33:10. | |
bits, he said, they are just so thrilled you mentioned at Belgium. | :33:10. | :33:15. | |
I just feel absolutely terrible, so I have to make it have to them and | :33:15. | :33:19. | |
say, it is a lovely country, everybody smiles of chocolate and | :33:19. | :33:25. | |
it is wonderful and they could not be nicer. And so intelligent. | :33:25. | :33:31. | |
sharp, like you wouldn't believe. Hercule Poirot is from Belgium. | :33:31. | :33:41. | |
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famously. It is time, if you want to go and join the band. I will. | :33:50. | :33:56. | |
Lord Sugar, you will be taking control of the red shirts. But | :33:56. | :34:06. | |
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first, performing wild honey, it is # Wild honey. | :34:16. | :34:19. | |
# Makes me feel like twice the man I used to be. | :34:19. | :34:24. | |
# Wild honey, wild honey, wild honey. | :34:24. | :34:29. | |
# Makes me feel like twice the man I used to be. | :34:29. | :34:38. | |
# Wild honey, wild honey. # Well it don't take but a crack. | :34:38. | :34:45. | |
# To drop on the kingdom. # Don't take but a Queen. | :34:45. | :34:51. | |
# To make that kingdom come. # I'm a jack of all trades, master | :34:51. | :34:56. | |
of none. # I am the who's gonna get all the | :34:56. | :35:06. | |
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fun done. # Cut down in the wall, you really | :35:11. | :35:14. | |
ought to see. # That is the way, wild hone's | :35:14. | :35:16. | |
supposed to be. # Wild honey, wild honey, wild | :35:16. | :35:26. | |
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honey. # Well it don't take but a crack. | :35:32. | :35:39. | |
# To drop on the kingdom. # Don't take but a Queen. | :35:39. | :35:44. | |
# To make that kingdom come. # I'm a jack of all trades, master | :35:44. | :35:49. | |
of none. # I am the who's gonna get all the | :35:49. | :35:59. | |
:35:59. | :36:39. | ||
# Wild honey, wild honey, wild honey. | :36:39. | :36:43. | |
# Wild honey, wild honey, wild honey. | :36:43. | :36:49. | |
# She loves you, she loves you, she loves you. | :36:49. | :36:54. | |
# I'll never love a girl. # She loves you, she loves you, she | :36:54. | :37:04. | |
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Apology for the loss of subtitles for 46 seconds | :37:04. | :37:51. | |
That was fantastic. Lord Sugar, if you go there. The band... Her | :37:51. | :38:01. | |
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OK, this is red chair, Lord Sugar is in charge. This is very good. | :38:10. | :38:20. | |
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When you go like this... You like that? That is good. I won't be | :38:25. | :38:32. | |
criticising that. Can we have the first victim, please. Hello. We | :38:32. | :38:42. | |
:38:42. | :38:44. | ||
will make this simple. Name, age, location. Sarah, 26... 26. Is that | :38:44. | :38:54. | |
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all right? Carry on. I have a Royal story. I met the Queen. So have I. | :38:57. | :39:01. | |
I've been my experience was different, I was quite rude to her, | :39:01. | :39:11. | |
:39:11. | :39:13. | ||
actually. Route to the Queen? You have about five seconds left. | :39:13. | :39:21. | |
did not know any better, I was only five. It get to the point. | :39:21. | :39:26. | |
sister and I had to present her with some flowers but we only had | :39:26. | :39:30. | |
one bunch between two of us. Because she was cute and younger, | :39:30. | :39:36. | |
she got the flowers. I got a rubbish Australian flag... | :39:36. | :39:46. | |
:39:46. | :40:11. | ||
PETA, 35 at from London. Do I detect to Graf from South Africa? | :40:11. | :40:19. | |
Very good. On honeymoon in Thailand, staying in a big resort. Even the | :40:19. | :40:29. | |
:40:29. | :40:52. | ||
afternoon we were making love. I I am a music producer and DJ. | :40:52. | :40:57. | |
are speaking to fast. I was in Bristol working and I got very | :40:57. | :41:04. | |
drunk. Then I thought it would be a great idea to go to the toilet and | :41:04. | :41:10. | |
get absolutely naked. I got joined by five other men who decided to | :41:10. | :41:20. | |
:41:20. | :41:22. | ||
get absolutely naked. I don't know him! Graham was not there. | :41:22. | :41:28. | |
Everything on show, no clothes. Come on, get to the point. What | :41:28. | :41:35. | |
happened? This rumour got out to a lot of people and I got different | :41:35. | :41:45. | |
:41:45. | :41:45. | ||
requests for bookings from different clubs. Oh my God! Is he | :41:45. | :41:55. | |
:41:55. | :42:01. | ||
all right. He really went. deserved it. One more? OK. Edward... | :42:01. | :42:11. | |
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Excuse me. Name, age and location. This saves time. Edward, 33, London. | :42:12. | :42:20. | |
Ed Wood, 33 London? Carry on. I moved to London, my first job was | :42:20. | :42:26. | |
in a posh hotel. We had a staff party in a venue in Leicester | :42:26. | :42:35. | |
Square. Open bar, everybody getting very drunk. There was this girl a | :42:35. | :42:42. | |
fancied. Come on! Because it was a works do, we went outside so nobody | :42:42. | :42:48. | |
would see as kissing. She wasn't in the same toilet as the other chap? | :42:48. | :42:53. | |
No, eventually we got carried away and we did it right there... | :42:53. | :43:03. | |
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it? Yes, in Leicester Square at 3am. In Leicester Square? It is not over. | :43:04. | :43:14. | |
The then, when we finished... else did you do? We've to occurred | :43:14. | :43:24. | |
:43:24. | :43:28. | ||
soon her bus stop. Well done. That is your lot. If you | :43:28. | :43:35. |